#Scamandercest

[silverynight]

Changing

Newt decides to pay a visit to his brother in his new office at the Ministry of Magic. One of his aurors helps him to get in the office, because Theseus is in a meeting.

So Newt gets himself comfortable and starts looking around, talking to Pickett until Theseus storms into his office and stops in the middle of the room the moment he looks at him.

"You're on my d-desk," his brother stammers, face slowly turning red as his eyes roam over Newt's body.

"Do you want me on the couch instead?" Newt must've asked the wrong question because Theseus gasps and turns into a deeper shade of red.

Theseus clears his throat, looking away from Newt. "I–I want you... No, I mean I just–actually you can stay right there. You look beautiful."

Newt rolls his eyes at that. He's wearing his same old coat.

"You just say that because you're my brother!" He chuckles, although the sound dies in his throat when Theseus apparates a few feet away from him.

He puts his hands on the desk at both Newt's sides as he leans forward, breathing heavily making him wonder if his brother is sick or just tired.

"On the contrary," he says, eyes turning darker when they meet Newt's. "Imagine for a moment that we're not brothers and I'm just Theseus and you're just Newt and I tell you that 'you're the most beautiful person I have ever laid my eyes on'."

Newt blushes when he realises Theseus response has been completely honest. It looks like he wants to say something else, but Newt's faster and says: "I've heard you got promoted."

It's not like he's trying to change the topic, of course not. And certainly it's not because he's starting to feel flustered.

"I did, little one," Theseus smiles, stroking Newt's cheek. "I'm the Head of Magical Law Enforcement now, which means I can finally lift the travel ban they got on you."

"Really?" Newt beams at him and Theseus has again that desperate look on his face.

"Yes, of course. Anything for you, baby," his brother is getting closer, Newt can almost feel the tip of Theseus' nose against his. "But I... Can I get a hug?"

Newt nods, smiling as he puts his arms around Theseus neck realizing they're in an uncomfortable position because his brother can't get closer.

"Perhaps if you just... s–spread your legs for m–me, baby?" Theseus sighs next to his ear, making Newt shiver. He does what he's told, not sure why he's feeling flustered out of the sudden.

Theseus gets even closer, standing right in between Newt's thighs. He starts nuzzling Newt's neck much to his surprise.

"Move in with me," his brother whispers.

"I have my own place and–"

"Move in with me anyway," Theseus insists, voice deep, hands slowly caressing his way down to Newt's waist. "You can keep traveling... you just have to come back to me once you're done."

Newt starts feeling warm and a little bit dizzy, heart pumping violently into his chest. Something has changed inside him.

"You can think about it," Theseus offers, staring into his eyes again. "Right now I need to tell you something important. Newt, I'm–"

"Sir, the Minister... Oh, sorry I didn't want to interrupt–"

"You're not," Newt says at the same Theseus almost growls at the auror: "Five more minutes!"

But Newt pushes his brother away gently and gets off the desk, ignoring the hurt look on Theseus' face.

"I can wait," he assures his brother. "You have more important things to do."

"Nothing's more important to me than you."

Newt's not sure if he wants to tear up after seeing so much emotion in Theseus eyes or just tell him how silly he is.

He does not nothing of those things.

"I'll be waiting," he assures and finally Theseus nods and follows his auror instead.

But Newt doesn't wait, he flees from the Ministry because he's suddenly afraid of something although he's not sure what exactly.

[kimitofutari]

Protective big brother. 😌

[ginnvngagap]

love it when antis list off the problematic aspects of a ship as a gotcha, as if we weren't already aware and as if it wasn't literally part of the appeal of the ship in the first place

the problematic aspects are either ignored or utilized as moral spice ✨

and let me remind you that, again:

IT'S FICTIONAL

[sugarsnappeases]

am i. am i hearing u right. scamandercest?? elaborate pls id love to know more

yes you are indeed hearing me right!!!!! and i would absolutely love to elaborate!!!!!

i think it's a classic case of 'the implications are there', particularly in the third fantastic beasts film. but i like to think that they grew up in a big kinda farm-style household out in the country. a small, cosy cottage with a lot of land surrounding it, just the two of them and their parents and an array of creatures. i like to think that newt spent a lot of time running around and crawling under bushes and wading through the pond looking for said creatures and theseus spent a lot of time running after him and teaching him how to climb trees safely and helping him w his various projects.

i think with their age gap. that theseus is very much an Older Brother, but also that newt has always had a lot of independence. like i think that when theseus goes to hogwarts, newt obvs misses him loads but he has his creatures and he isn't all that lonely even if he's mostly alone. but when newt goes to hogwarts (once theseus has already graduated), theseus HATES IT SO MUCH. SO SO MUCH. even if he's like. fully an adult now and starting his auror training and maybe moving out of the cottage, he always comes back and stays during newt's holidays. he can't stand being in that place when newt's not there but he equally can't stand not being there when newt IS there.

i also think, however, that the main incestuous stuff happens when they're much older. i talked a bit (blathered on somewhat derangedly) the other day about them and leta in the summer after newt and leta's graduation, having an awkward threesome. i think that's the first time anything like physically incestuous happens. and i've since learnt!! that newt actually did go into the ministry for a bit after hogwarts and jen and i were just saying that it was probs the calmest time of theseus' life. like he can have both the people he loves (newt&leta) close to him and safe and i think during this time they all basically live together in that cottage (idk what i want to happen to their parents... will have to ponder them more at some point) but there's a lot of kinda fumbling, not-really-a-relationship but they're all very much in love mess going on there. and they're happy. and it's easy but not forever bc in the end newt can't do it!!!!

he can't stand the bureaucracy of it all. he must be freeeeee. and he's always wanted to travelll and he gets this chance to write 'fantastic beasts' and he takes it and he goes and theseus is trying to hold onto himmm but he'd never try and stop him from going bc he wants newt happy as much as he wants him safe and near. so then there's the separation. and things are strained. and theseus wants him to come home so bad. and he and leta move out of the cottage too. and they get engaged. and newt is meant to be best man. and it's all very tense and they're all a little bit miserable. and then it (the incest) all Properly Kicks Off after leta dies. bc they have no one else left!!!!!!!!!

they have no one else left!!!!!! and theseus has given up on trying to get newt to join the ministry again but he's still determined to protect his younger brother and like. the third film. the entirety of the third film is craaaaazy actually. theseus literally follows newt everywhere and does whatever newt asks him to do, and it's not no-questions-asked bc he's asking questions the whole time but there's never any question about whether or not he would do it. pretty much the only time he's not trailing around after newt is when he gets fucking kidnapped. and then newt comes to SAVE HIM!!! and there's no question about that either. like obviously newt goes to save him. and they hold hands and jen and i screamed. anyway. it's obvious (to me) that they're basically living in each other's pockets. they're both slightly miserable and grieving but they're doing it together and they have each other and they love each other so much and they're sooooo brothers but they're also sooooooo fucking and it makes me insane!!!!!!!!!!

[bluemartini]

the scene where newt and theseus hold hands and theseus is stranged by it and quickly lets go of newt's hand? mmm yes

[skiplo-wave]

Newt: It's my birthday :D

Percival: And you know what that means.

Newt: Presents :D

Gellert: Of course~ Special birthday kisses for you.

Newt: From you?

Albus: And me.

Theseus: Me as well..

Percival: Me too.

[mamin-the-troll]

'Cause in your warmth I forget how cold it can be

And in your heat I feel how cold it can get

Hold me in this wild, wild, world

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Today is the most productive day since starting this year *—*

[silverynight]

Some weeks ago I sent a prompt about Theseus and Newt being in a very small place? in which Newt is pressed against Theseus and the last one is getting very aroused? And it ends up with some smut? :D

(Maybe not exactly what you asked for, nonnie, but I hope you like it anyway.)

***

Newt likes to call it his office, although his brother usually complains about that being just a tiny box in which Newt keeps his potions and ingredients and it’s “definitely not enough for two men” but usually after a couple of seconds of complaining he shuts up and helps him prepare the food for his creatures.

Both of them are constantly bumping into each other, because well… Maybe Theseus is right and there’s not much space there.

Newt starts cutting some pieces of meat for his Nundu and he’s too focused he forgets about Theseus for a moment and takes a step back and feels a chest, a muscled chest pressed against his back.

Theseus groans, mentioning something about being stuck in the middle of Newt and a weird looking desk.

Perhaps it’s because he’s just so tired or just the ridiculousness of the situation, but Newt bursts into laughter.

“Wait, Newt… Love, please don’t move too much…” Theseus voice sounds weird, but Newt can’t stop, he can’t, at least not until he feels his brother’s hands on his hips and something else pressed against his lower back.

Theseus moans and Newt turns around, cheeks burning as he notices the reason why his brother is so… uncomfortable.

“I’m so sorry, Artemis,” he mumbles, looking anywhere but at him. “I didn’t… I mean–”

“I understand,” Newt assures. “It’s normal… I was just–I know this has nothing to do with me.”

He tries to leave the place to give him some space, but Theseus takes him by the arm and, staring into his eyes, he shakes his head.

“Actually, this has everything to do with you. Newt, I’m in love with you and I want you and I’d like to be with you in a way a brother shouldn’t,” he blurts out, nervous, scared; fingers shaking around Newt’s wrist. “And I understand if you don’t want to see me again, but I needed to tell you. I couldn’t let another day… another year pass without letting you know.”

It’s a surprise to him, not an unpleasant one, but shocking enough to not allow him to move for a couple of seconds.

Theseus misunderstands his silence for rejection and nods, looking at the ground as he tries to get out, but this time is Newt the one that stops him by pressing his chest against his brother’s.

“Artemis,” Theseus gasps, cheeks as red as Newt’s.

“I’d like to be with you, too,” Newt mumbles, before kissing Theseus on the lips.

The kiss is enough to make him react, because suddenly Newt is the one being pressed against the desk, neck turning red under Theseus rough bites.

Theseus starts rubbing himself against Newt and the magizoologist moans out loud in such a way it makes him feel a little bit embarrassed.

Theseus loves it.

“Can I take you?”

“Right now?”

“Yes, please… Artemis, let me take you now…”

Theseus bites him again and Newt is sure his neck is going to be full of hickeys the next day, which is probably what Theseus wants.

“Alright,” he agrees with another moan as Theseus carries him and sits him over the desk.

Shamelessly, Newt surrenders into the next devouring kiss and puts his legs around Theseus waist.

“I feel like I’m gonna end up loving this tiny box you call office, little one,” he breathes over his lips, looking quite smug.

“Shut up and keep kissing me.”

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[kimitofutari]

Young Theseus and young Newt. 💛

[ginnvngagap]

shipper discourse as a mere concept sounded so fxcking ridiculous to me that I vowed to stay far away from that burning landfill way before I started getting into ships myself. I'm quite proud how much I was able to keep this promise to myself, even though I definitely do have some lingering Chronically Online™️ tendencies. but antis annoyed me enough at this point that I need to rant just this once about them.

sometimes I go on Pinterest to add some fanart to my Fleet, and stumble upon comment sections full of people genuinely losing their collective minds over

a.) ships as a concept — this one is super funny, there's always that one rando who goes "but I thought X is married/they hate each other/Y is straight?!" and then there's a bunch of people politely explaining what ships are and how they work

b.) problematic ships — this one's just fxcking exhausting

how the fxck did we get here, where people genuinely judge each other's character based on which fictional people they ship with each other?! not only that, but they seem to be completely invested in this moral crusade, as if it matters?! my dudes it's not real?!?!

like, there's capitalism and war out there, there's a million different problematic people irl, and this is the hill you wish to die on?!

are you guys that bored? is your life so perfect and without sin you feel the need to harass people over the pettiest bs imaginable? why do you want to be angry? isn't it exhausting? how do you have this much energy to waste?

you can just scroll past, it's so easy! you can just go "ew" and then fxcking leave, I do it all the time, it works!

and like full offense, but the arguments mostly just sxck. I've seen antis objecting to (I added examples from my own Fleet to confess my fic-sins, lmao):

— age gaps. just age gaps. they're 3 years apart? the older one is literally a pedophile. the younger one is a victim. (I've seen people object to the age gap between Hannigram, and I fxcking died laughing, like, they're cannibals, Sharon)

— minors. teenagers as a concept no longer exist, all people under 18 are dumbdumb babies, and any suggestion that they might just have an interest in sex is pedophilia. aging them up is clearly just an excuse so you can imagine them fxck, nevermind the fact that aging is a thing that actually happens to people. (Drarry, TomArry, JayTim, Scorbus, Blackice)

— pseudoincest. it's kinda in the name, it's not actually incest, but because it's incest adjacent, they treat it as if it were the same. (JayDick, JayTim)(Scamandercest is not pseudo, you can take me to hel now, or something)

— bad people. what is this, Hayes Code 2.0, Electric Boogalo?! sorry to tell you that authors aren't obligated to be the hand of the gods punishing morally corrupt characters for their sins. I suggest sticking to fairytales if that bothers you. (KylUx, Hannigram, Drarry, BlackIce)

anyways, All I Want For Yule is that antis get a fxcking life and stop harassing people over fictional characters.

love it when antis list off the problematic aspects of a ship as a gotcha, as if we weren't already aware and as if it wasn't literally part of the appeal of the ship in the first place

the problematic aspects are either ignored or utilized as moral spice ✨

and let me remind you that, again:

IT'S FICTIONAL

[lienin]

Sauvage

Продолжим пир скамандерцестом))

[mr-scamandercest]

Theseus: Okay who else thought Newt was my boyfriend?

Theseus: Put your hand down Newt.

[demigodlybeasts]

At the dusk of the Heroic Age, on the shores of the Aegean sea, a bastard prince of famed lineage and a priest of Artemis embark on an epic journey to rival the old legends. Their bloodline, the choices they make and the relationship between them will set the course for the future of our civilization.

After all, who says that Odysseus was the last great hero of antiquity?

[skiplo-wave]

Newt: My brother Theseus, he’s an auror and a hugger

Me: Touched starved brother. Newt  he loves to HUG

[ririsasy]

Some ship just wasn’t meant for you no matter how many people ship it, and the other ship just feels right no matter what other people say about that ship, it felt like you were being punched in the nut just by looking at it.

[tonystarketernal3000]

I just realized. Callum doesn’t hold Eddie like a male co-star holds another another male co-star (see how Eddie has his hand on Callum’s shoulder while standing straight?).

Callum holds Eddie like a woman. He’s leaning nearly against him while having his hand around Eddie’s waist.

The sexual energy his exudes towards Eddie is the very reason we ship their characters in Fantastic Beasts. Callum, you’re playing his brother, not potential love interest. (￣▽￣)