#Sewer Surfers????

[secretmellowblog]

Alas! My tiktok video has flopped. Well there’s other websites

(I do really appreciate all the reblog and kind comments on tumblr, though! This is why it’s my favorite social media site XD.

[makerscockandballs]

today’s big success: my hair is long enough again to do a gay little half ponytail

[kollectorsrus]

[dysfunctional-doodle]

What is your favorite and least favorite version of all the turtles?

I feel like it’s fairly obvious who I favour the most if you read my chat fic, Too Many Turtles (I have a lot of bias, oops) but I shall break it down.

Ok so favourites:

1987: Michelangelo (come on, he’s a surfer dude and actual angel)

90’s: Donnie (the snark he has with Casey makes my day, though Mikey is still second because he genuinely has the best relationship with Donnie I love watching those two interact)

2003: Mikey, duh. Just look at my blog and my fanfics. I love this chaotic gremlin.

2007: Mikey (again! Especially after hearing about the cancelled sequel of him joining the foot, his brothers demutating, etc. I will say I am looking forward to finally getting to the 2007 plot line in my chat fic, it’s gonna be great >:) )

2012: Raph (I haven’t watched much 2012 at all, I just can’t. I don’t know why people think it’s good in all honestly aside from a few episodes, but from what I’ve seen and mostly read about Raph gets way too much abuse dude, someone give this turtle a hug)

Bayverse: Donnie, followed closely by Mikey. (Idk why but the “younger sibling energy” they give these two is actually great. And Donnie’s little stims and the fact that he licks the icing off pop tarts and puts them back in the box just about pushes him above Mikey.)

2019: Mikey (again. Come on. Have you seen him in that movie?)

Rise: Donnie, followed closely by Mikey. (For me they are both pretty much even in different ways. I love Donnie’s chaotic neutral status and Mikey got boosted quite a bit after the movie, and the rage I feel whenever I hear about hall the episodes he was the star of but then they cancelled almost all of them.)

Mutant Mayhem: Mikey (Something about seeing him sadly look through a sewer grate at the humans with that music in the background made me want to protect him forever. Also I love his effort to try and be a comedian but his jokes are…um yeah. As a second I would actually say Leo - I know, strange for me - but idk, he’s just an anxious mess.)

And now least favourites, strap in boys:

1987: uuuh Leo I suppose. Kind of a fun sponge

90’s: again, Leo (though this doesn’t mean I dislike him; I really liked how happy he got when Raph woke up and the way he guarded him before then. He’s just the least favourite.)

2003: Leo (again, the same reasoning i iterated with 90’s. I really like this Leo but compared to the other brothers…he falls a little shorter.)

2007: Leo (Patronising Asshole)

2012: OK, this one is weird. I dislike Donnie the most by far only when he is simping for April. When they let him not have this as his only character trait he’s actually fun to watch but DEAR GOD I hate him when he kept being a creep to her.

Bayverse: Leo (He insulted Mikey, he must die /jk)

2019: Um I guess Raph? I like all of them pretty much equally, don’t really have a least favourite at all.

Rise: Leo (yeah I don’t like him. Don’t get why the fandom does. Still an ass)

Mutant Mayhem: Donnie (idk why, I like everyone else much more. Don’t get me wrong, I still like him though)

[turtlethon]

Assorted TMNT Valentine’s Day cards. (The one with Mike the Sewer Surfer is my personal fave)

[towritecomicsonherarms]

How would you rate the fan voted outcomes to Marvel vs DC miniseries?

I answered this one many many moons ago (over 5 years ago). Haven't read this since then but i cannot see any of my opinions changing.

Copy and pasting what i put then.

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I assume you mean the crossover comic from 1996

well

pasted from wiki

There were eleven battles fought between the two universes:

Aquaman (DC) vs. Namor (Marvel). Aquaman wins by summoning a whale to leap out of the water and land on Namor.  Since Namor is pinned and unable to move, he is declared the loser.

Elektra (Marvel) vs. Catwoman (DC). Elektra won by cutting off Catwoman’s whip as she hung from a girder on a building under construction, but Catwoman survived by falling into a dumpster filled with sand.

Flash (DC) vs. Quicksilver (Marvel). The Flash wins using superior speed.

Robin (DC) vs. Jubilee (Marvel). Robin won by using his cape as a decoy and then tying up Jubilee.

Silver Surfer (Marvel) vs. Green Lantern (DC). Silver Surfer won when both collided with each other and released a huge explosion which knocked out Green Lantern but left Silver Surfer unfazed.

Thor (Marvel) vs. Captain Marvel (DC). Thor won when Captain Marvel was forced to change back to his alter ego Billy. Billy tried to change back, but Thor used Mjolnir to intercept the lightning-bolt that would have transformed him back to normal, the resulting impact knocking Billy out and sending Thor’s hammer flying off.

Superman (DC) vs. Hulk (Marvel). After exchanging punches and a burst of heat-vision, Superman wins eventually.

Spider-Man (Marvel) vs. Superboy (DC). With the advantage of his spider-sense, Spider-Man wins by tying up Superboy with impact webbing and electrocuting him with high voltage.

Batman (DC) vs. Captain America (Marvel). The match ends in uncertainty—though both are evenly matched after hours of combat, a sudden flushing of the sewer knocks Cap off balance as Batman manages to strike him with a Batarang. Batman rescues Cap from certain death via drowning, but Cap’s unconsciousness from nearly drowning causes him to lose.

Wolverine (Marvel) vs. Lobo (DC). Wolverine beats Lobo in a brutal barfight which was largely off panel.

Storm (Marvel) vs. Wonder Woman (DC). After Diana drops Thor’s hammer in order to allow the fight to happen as it was intended, Storm wins the battle after repeatedly hitting Diana with her lightning after a brief melee encounter.

1 - Yeah. Why not. Both very evenly matched

2 - Why wasn’t Elektra fighting someone.. better? Or they should have had Black Cat fight Catwoman.

3 - This is 100% right.

4 - Most people could beat Jubilee. This is the correct result.

5 - Silver Surfer could trash the entire lantern corps by himself. Correct.

6 - This is the correct result but i would have also accepted the best Captain Marvel winning as it is plausible.

7  -Superman whipping Hulk silly is the 100% correct result.

8 - I believe this one was a fan vote. My boy Spidey should have lost this one. Easily.

9 - Batman is a superior fighter to Cap. Cap is a superior human to Batman. He can go beyond what a human is capable of. Should have been Cap.

10 - This was a fan vote. Lobo would eat Wolverine. That is not a typo.

11 - Another ridiculous fan vote. A bolt of lightning beats Wonder Woman. 100% pure nonsense. I love Storm. She’s so underrated and powerful but.. beating Wonder Woman with some lightning? Nope.

So in conclusion.

[eddiemunsonw]

Hopelessly Devoted To You

Steddie drabble :)

Summary: Steve sings his heart out, breaking Eddie's in the process

CW/Disclaimer: Slight angst, mainly because Eddie jumps to conclusions, but it ends with fluff <3

Author's note: Love my clueless boy

Words: 1772

Karaoke Night. Whoever’s idea that was deserved many things, varying from a kiss to a punch because of what it was doing to Eddie currently. Or rather, what Steve was doing to him. Of course the fucker had picked something that would make his heartrate go alarmingly high and his pants uncomfortably tight. Most of all though, he was hurting by the way Steve sang it. His voice was good. Just the perfect kind of soft, warm and laced with emotion which seemed to have built up for a while. Who would have thought tonight would end with Eddie crumbling apart watching Steve sing “Hopelessly Devoted To You”? He sure as fuck didn’t. Eddie watched as Steve’s eyebrows knit together, his hand clutching the microphone just a little tighter and he allowed himself to wonder briefly who he could be singing about. Imagined Steve was singing about him, just to crush his own dreams when the realization kicked in that Steve would never, ever sing such a heartfelt song about him. Not Steve. Not ever.

Eddie’s grip on his knees was straining as he watched him. Seeing him getting lost in his own feelings like that, he felt like an idiot for thinking he ever stood a chance. He could see how Nancy was looking at him. Of course it was her. The one that got away, the one that broke his heart and still carried it around to this day. While Eddie didn’t think Nancy was exactly right for him, he understood why Steve fell for her. She was caring, sweet, and strong. Pretty too. His eyes felt a bit watery near the end but he blamed it on the smoke machine that Argyle had brought along. Steve deserved someone who cared as much for him as he did about them. The person he was singing about. If it wasn’t Nancy, then… He shuddered. He didn’t even want to think about a new person stealing his heart. Fuck. What if it was a guy? Ever since he learned that Steve swung both ways, it had given him more despair than anything else. A second of euphoria, then the realization that he may be a guy but he was still nowhere near Steve’s… He was no match for all the pretty guys out there. Steve would probably get swept up by some type of golden retriever surfer guy who also happened to be romantic or something. Fuck.

Steve sat down next to him, his leg bumping into his, his hand momentarily resting on his knee when he adjusted himself. His hand lingering for… no good reason at all. It drove Eddie mad. He also missed it when it was gone. Eddie relished in the slightest pressure that his knee gave against his own and even indulged by slightly pressing his own too under the guise of a manspread. Steve didn’t seem to mind. Christ, he was pathetic.

“Steve? Can you show me where the snacks are?” Nancy interrupted his thoughts instantly and he cursed her as Steve leaned away from him to angle his body towards Nancy. He glanced down at Steve’s feet, angled in her direction. It was stupid, he knew it didn’t make sense. It was only natural that your feet pointed in the direction of the person you were talking to. It didn’t have to mean anyth—

“They’re in the left cabinet of the—”

“Steve. Show me, please?”

Now what the fuck was up with that? Steve mumbled a soft “Oh,” before getting up and joining Nancy in the kitchen. Which was way too far away and behind a wall meaning Eddie had no way to see what was happening over there. Unless…

“Gonna direct my juices towards the sewers.” He announced to no one in particular.

Robin cringed. “Why’d you have to say it like that?”

“Gonna send them on a journey amongst feces and yellow waters? Better?”

“Just go take the piss, dude, Jesus.”

Eddie snorted and headed for the hallway, halting once he found a spot to lurk from. Christ. What was he doing? He could see Nancy was looking up at him with big eyes, she almost looked concerned. Eddie pierced his ears and tried his best to eavesdrop.

“... that song I just sang? It was… about you.”

Fuck. Fuck shit fuck FUCK. It took all of his restraint not to bang the wall with his fist. He hated being right. Downright hated it. 

“Steve…” 

Nope, nope. He was going to take a piss and then fuck off. He could claim he wasn’t feeling well, whatever. There was no way he was staying. 

His hands were shaking still when he left the bathroom and when he spotted them hugging, still in the same fucking spot, from the corner of his eye he’d had enough. He wasn’t going to wait politely for them to get back to the living room either. He was just gonna get his jacket and—

“Jesus, you look like you’ve just seen a ghost, Eddie,” Robin remarked as he pulled his jacket from a chair. Then, in a more serious tone: “Are you alright?”

Eddie shook his head. “Not feeling too great Buckley. I blame that weird lookin’ pepperoni slice on my pizza earlier.”

“Don’t insult the Abraham Lincoln pepperoni like that.”

“Still no clue how you saw that in it. Anyway, I’m out. Have a good one.”

“Don’t forget to say goodbye to Steve!” she called after him. “And Nancy!”

“Already did,” he lied before he headed through the door. He could always pretend he was feeling so light in the head he had dreamt the encounter. The gravel crunched under his Reeboks as he crossed the path towards his van and he only realized he was crying when his vision got blurry when there was no reason for it.

“Munson! Eddie! Wait up!” 

Fucking hell. Not now. Still. Who could say no to an angel, right? He stopped in his tracks and quickly wiped some tears away as quickly as he could without looking suspicious before he turned around.

“Harrington. Sorry dude, didn’t mean to leave so quickly but,” he gestured at his stomach, “out of my control.”

“You didn’t say goodbye,” Steve, ever the sentimental guy. Looked almost upset by it. Probably the beer intake. “You need a ride?” 

“You’ve been drinking a lot more than me, sweetheart.” Fuck.

Steve’s cheeks turned pink, but Eddie didn’t exactly notice. He was too busy staring at his hands after his slip up.

“Uhm… maybe. But. Uhm. I don’t know, I could come with you? Make sure you’re alright?”

“I wouldn’t want to keep you away from your people.” From Nancy.

“O-Or you could stay? My room is soundproof so you won’t be disturbed or anything and that way I can check in on you or you could—”

“Steve.” Eddie couldn’t handle his kindness. Not now. “I’m fine.”

“You’re clearly not fine. What’s going on that got you in literal,” Steve gestured wilder than he meant to, “tears? That’s not fine.”

“Hay fever, whatever, I don’t fucking know, man. I just know I gotta… go.”

“Eddie. Talk to me man, c’mon. Robin said you looked like shit all of a sudden.”

Eddie sighed loudly, covered his face with his hands and groaned exasperatedly. Whatever, right? He couldn’t possibly continue to hang out with them anyway if Steve got back together with Nancy. It would fucking break him so why the fuck not. Honesty it was.

“It’s really fucking stupid, Steve.”

“It’s not stupid, Eddie. I promise.” 

A hand on his shoulder. Christ this man was gonna kill him one way or another, wasn’t he?

“The song you sang. I heard you say—”

“Oh, fuck. You heard that?” Steve suddenly sounded nervous. Christ, as if he wasn’t obvious. Everyone probably knew about his never ending love for her.

“I did. And it’s fine. I just can’t, uhm. I like you, y’know, it’s just—”

“Not like that. Yup, yeah. Got it. Alright. Thought as much, I mean I’m not cool or anything so—”

Eddie held up his hand and pinched his brows together.

“Hold up. What?”

“What?” Steve asked in return.

“I’m saying you told Nancy you sang about her and that it broke me a little because I have a stupid crush on you. What the hell are you saying? What do you mean you’re not cool? Huh?”

“You— What?” Steve laughed nervously. “Wow I uhm. Shit. Hah. Uhm, no I… Nancy? No. I was talking about you when I said that to her, man.” 

“You literally said ‘That song I just sang? It was about you.’, how was that about me?”

“No, I was discussing a hypothetical way of telling you. Nancy pulled me apart to tell me I should let you know. Because apparently it was so obvious it was hard to watch. So I said that I couldn’t just say… and I guess that’s where you picked up the rest. You have a crush on me?”

Eddie blushed furiously and waved his words away with his hand.

“You’re hopelessly devoted to me?”

Steve looked away as a chuckle escaped him.

“Jesus Eddie, it sounds so cringy when you put it like that.”

“Just quoting you here, man. Besides… I think it was fucking beautiful, what you did back there. Like, I had tears in my fucking eyes because I wanted to beat up whoever made you feel this way.”

They gazed at each other for a moment, letting Eddie’s words dance around them, hopeful, eager to land in each of their brains as a promise.

“Well, good luck at beating yourself up then,” Steve muttered, his eyes avoiding him as his cheeks turned a deeper shade of pink.

“I told myself you deserve someone who cared about you as much as you cared about that person. But since apparently I— Would you… maybe, uhm.” Eddie was lost for words. Eddie, who always had something to say and then some, was lost for words.

“Yes.” Steve nodded for emphasis, took one step closer and enclosed his arms around Eddie’s waist. “Yes.”

“Oh…,” Eddie swallowed, “o-okay. Good. ‘Cause I got a lot of it, y’know. Care and stuff.”

“Yeah? How about you prove it?”

Eddie looked at him, swallowing as he tried to process what Steve was asking him to do.

“H-How do I…”

Steve’s lips were on his first. Sealing his answer between them as his fingers drummed a gentle melody on Eddie’s back. It didn’t take a genius, but a guy who knew his music, to recognize the rhythm of the song that brought them here. Hopelessly Devoted To You.

[tidypachiderm]

"The Sewer King"

Alligators make me laugh. They should logically be intimidating but they're such dopes in practice it's impossible to take them seriously.

This naturally made me imagine a hybrid mannigator who lives in the sewers and thinks he's a scary subterranean monster but is really just one of those goofy gym guys who's attempts at seeming hardcore ends at slightly ripping their jeans.

I imagine he speaks in a California surfer dude accent and thinks he could beat the CHUDs, the Ninja Turtles, and the Street Sharks in a fight at once (he is wrong)

About 4 million polys; very happy with the paint job in particular for him.

[teamrocketmemes]

[ TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR SONGS ] — PART 1

A lyric starter call from the songs heard in the third season of Total Drama. Feel free to change pronouns when necessary to fit your needs.

Come Fly With Us

“We're flying and we're singing!”

“We've got a lot 'o crazy tunes to bust!”

“What did you expect? [Name] is freaking insane.”

“Come fly with us! Come die with us!”

“All contestants must sing in each show!”

Lovin’ Time

“No need to get crazy. It's lovin' time at last!”

“We're mostly full of gas. No, no!”

“And make out till the break of dawn!”

“Scarab mating season.”

“Lovin' time, lovin' time…”

Rowin Time

“Crocodile amigos, what'cha swarmin' for?”

“These crocs are getting killy!”

“Just bop 'em on the nose! I learned that in Muskrat Boys, it vanquishes all foes!”

“All of us are sinkin'!”

“It's rowin' time!”

Before We Die

“We're singing as we're falling!”

“Our lives begin to flash before our eyes!”

“'Cept there's tons we wanna do before we die!”

“But first we must cease dropping, our goal here would be stopping!”

“Pizza! No! Chips and some dip will do!”

Stuck to a Pole

“The strings of my heart are a tangled mess!”

“I ended up stuck to a pole!”

“I fell for every little thing that he said!”

“He's moved on, I'm still stuck in this place!”

“Stuck, stuck, stuck to a pole!”

What’s Not To Love

“The crime is high! The pigeons fly!”

“The dirt and grime make every alley shine!”

“What's not to love about New York?”

“It's crazy, 'cause the city never sleeps!”

“And pretzel stands for all us pretzel fans!”

Baby

“I'm just that brainiac guy left alone to sit and cry.”

“Quench my thirst... for knowledge.”

“I just gotta know… How'd you get so hot?”

“Cause when you walk in the room, nobody lookin' the same!”

“I swear you're changing my molecular structure.”

I’m Sorry

“And I'm sorry, like a mitten that's been dropped and feels so lost.”

“Sorry like a surfer who's busted her board!”

“International TV, huh? In front of all my friends!”

“And if you give me one more chance… I'll do my happy, happy dance!”

“I'm so incredibly, wildly, madly, crazily… Oh, so completely, infinitely, beyond… Sorry.”

Eine Kleine

“Keep it down, so I can win the loot!”

“Toot on, but you're still out of luck.”

“When you don't hold back and lead the pack, truly there is nothing stopping you.”

“Swimming in your eyes, it's butterflies.”

“Wait, something's itching in my brain!”

The Amazon Rap

“We should have just gone left.”

“Now if he gets bitten…”

“Tied up, rope is no joke!”

“Ain't having the luck that I anticipated.”

“Probably means I'm eliminated.”

Paris in the Springtime

“It's the city of love in the summer!”

“[Name] broke my heart and chewed it up and spit it out and then, stepped on it and threw it down a sewer and called it names and then laughed!”

“Oui, my friends! You must never trust a boy!”

“Um, non, my friend. That thing just burned off my shoe.”

“And the boy won't even take you outside-eee!”

Sea Shanty Mix

“I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the lobster thermidor!”

“I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!”

“It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!”

“[Name], you're a nut-bar, but you sure can catch a fish!”

“No, you can't catch me, with a sea shanty!”

Oh My Izzy

“I miss the way Izzy said hello.”

“Actually, she kinda dumped you.”

“I miss her smile and the way she liked to bite.”

“Oh, I miss the way, she'd always say goodnight.”

“Why'd I ever let you go?”

Save This Show

“Jamaica, they can't even Ja-party.”

“You've gotta help now, we're on the brink.”

“Give us cash or this show dies!”

“So call the numbah!”

“Give it some love and some dough.”

Sisters

“You think you rule the game, I guess.”

“But you don't rule a thing, 'cause baby, you're a squid!”

“You lied right to my face, and messed up my head!”

“And ain't that just the way with men?”

“Sisters, come together now and take him down!”

[re-fried-beanz]

Making stickers rn and was listening to sewer surfers the entire time

We ✨thrive here✨

[self-indulgent-paw-patrol]

Since there are talks about the Paw Patrol and Rise of the TMNT Crossovers. I actually thought of a Paw Patrol crossover with the 2012 TMNT since they're much closer to that era and also the 12 Turtles are 3D. I actually had an AU idea where Chase, Rocky, Marshall, Zuma and probably Everest were Kraang experiments that were locked up in some lab then onevday the turtles founded them. The pups are half mutants because they weren't fully anthropomorphic in their appearance but they can talk and think like humans. The turtles then saved the pups and became their own pets and companions. In this AU, Donnie created their own puppacks c? (definitely similar to the Paw Patrol show but weren't themed as jobs like in the show. Their tools are almost similar but they got new ones). Then each pup got paired up with each turtle (based on their colors obviously well except for Rocky whose Green but we know that he'd be paured up with Donnie) Everest would be found later and April would adopt her as her companion. Skye, Tracker, Rubble, and Arrby don't exist in this AU.

(Also the four pups have similar weapons as their turtle owners.)

OH. MY. GOD. 2012 TURTLES MY BELOVEDS--

Anon please come back here, that series was what literally taught me to listen/understand English language when I was learning on my own!!! I used to watch every new episode as it aired in English on streaming, no subtitles, it forced me to pay attention to get the dialogues. It also helped me develop my writing bc I used to run Ask/RP blogs on that!!!!! And omg you're TOTALLY onto something there. This story sounds really cool to work with, you had some excellent ideas!

Chase with Leo, just YES. Their personalities just CLICK, they're both natural leaders and watchers. They'd be an incredible duo, both in action and back at home. I can see them watching shows together, playing with Leo's figurines, reading their comics and even playing games!

Rocky and Donnie would be a force to be feared AND LOVED. They'd develop and invent so many cool stuff together! The fact Donnie also works reusing shit he finds in dumpsters and sewers and he's built a bunch of vehicles too, do you see where I'm going with this???

Now for Marshall and Raph, that would be interesting to see. No doubt Raph would learn better to work on his patience to deal with Marshall's constant clumsiness, and Marshall would be an awesome companion and listener to Raph, just like how Raph used to vent to Spike waaaaay back then, and later to Chompy. But unlike Spike and Chompy, Marshall would be able to comment and discuss stuff, working together with him on his temper issues and finding solutions for stuff he's bothered with (or to plan pranks on Raph's brothers and the other pups).

Zuma and Mike? OH MY GOD. Two laid back cool dudes, a surfer and a skateboarder, both being the peak representatives of competitiveness. Zuma would balance out Mike's hyperactivity, while Mike would make Zuma a bit more active. They literally complete each other, I love it!

I can totally see Everest and April getting incredibly along too! Both have a braincell, both use it. Sometimes they forget it at home. April wants to be in the action, Everest would help her with that and keep her as safe as possible, while ALSO joining her in the action!

Will you tell me more about their tools/weapons?? Y'know, for science, as Donnie would say hehehehe

[redraven3093]

catching up to Philza Minecraft Qsmp Streams Vod

30th June ya'll I've been sleeping my days off these past few days after the exam cause my body just crashed down

I have missed so much shits on the QSMP stuff holly hell the fuq happened

anyway LETS START WHOO

Welcome home PHILL

oh hey the Flower Fall shirt looks cool

dadza had been rambling about space

QSmp time

so many Flower creatures

KELP will HELP

dadza isn't sure about the slogan

LOL Forever

CHAYANNE AWAKE

AWW CHAT

ma boi I miss yu

TALLULAH WAKE UP

the"sir" stuff is Tallulah's admin right?

TALLULAH BABY HOW ARE YOU

Tallulah will get the whole solar system at this point

Chayanne shrine

AW NO TALLULAH

Holly that is so many Chayanne

the Crows love his son

Tallulah BACK!

WHALE WATCHING?!

AW TINNY TALLULAH WITH THE SAMBRERO

Chayanne and Chayanne

ah so they cloned themselves

oh god what happened

YEAH Ramon Saved the day such a good little hero

Chayanne why?-yeah that's fuq up

WHY ARE YOU KIDS WANT TO SEE A CROCODILE

?

did they fight a crocodile before???

don't use shaders kids

use you dragon magic kids- HE'S HERE

dangerous mission

omg Tallulah noo

yeah scold her Chayanne

magical trip

oh shit he's invis

nooo Ramon it's not drugs

EYYY he's HERE

Kids get up

oh, Mike had a barber?

wait why would Fit go to a barber?

ugh sea mission is scary

Ramon we don't kill whales they are endangered

"There is no shame in leaving" thankyou Fit

yes Ramon Pls you all in one life

Chef Chayanne lets gooooo

oh yeah good idea Tallulah safety first

Oh shit Chayanne didn't have one

Shave it off??

Noodle Soup!!! i want noodle soup today

oh god wat happened in the debate??

don't jinx us phill

ahh so Phil is in team Foolish-Phil noooo

I like that the kids always go for the trampoline first

HELLO MINECRAFT PHILLZA WE READY FOR ADVENTURE MINECRAFT PHLIZA

nervous abluoeto-RAMOOOONNNNN

what is there a TNT canon-wait Ramon-wait Chayanne-kidsss-oh shit-oh okay thank goodness-OMG KIDSS- CHAYANNE-OMG TALLULAH

good lord, I'm aging-omg Phill

oh no the solar system is here

bunch of manly men with boats

clean coal

boat timeee

oh shit the WHALE-DRIVEEE-Oh shit-omg these kids are killing me-oh shit CHAYANNE-oh noo TALLULAH

yeah two whales is enough

okay get cooking Chayanne

did ramon just trows away a tusk???

RAMOONN NOOO

waiting on Tallulah

its revenge for Baghera???

oh nooooo the whale

HOLLLY SHIT THE JUMP

omg

the Whale was gunning for it

ITS BEEN SO LONGGGGG

TALLULAH YOU BACK SWEETIE

either her or the whales

ohhhh Seafood menuuu

the trick to defeat the monument

ohh the seaside stuff had been decorated

off to the monument we go

ok here we go-ramon with the bomb-you two old men shut up-milk squid?

omg Fit is an Alpha and Phil is a Beta-someone pls shot me

Ramon works fast-creepy ghost fish-yey Phill killed em

things have been pretty smooth so far

OMG RAMON NO

Mission donee

HAIR CUT TIME

emotional support for the bald man lets go

wat? a giant squid?

lol Phil has trauma taking care of more than 2 eggs

HI CELLBIT

Fit and Ramon is a dangerous dad and son duo

Yummy~~~

WAT!!!! oh shit-

THAT IS OK CELLBIT

HI RICHA

really love the kid-ah of course burning village

another VIDCON TRIP in French

ohh a NEW video Game made by Cellbit pog

OMG RICHA HAPPY BIRTHDAY

oh no scarey barber

Dollified Richa

oh no the bike-Phil is taking revenge on Mike

Holly hell they fast ZOMING

wat?-OMG OH SHIT-that's the train? so cool

Hi mike hi Pac-OH GOD THEIR HAIR

YAEH PEER PRESURE-phil really cant say no to Tallulah huh??

TRAIN TIME-oh no out of fuel?-RAMON NO-TALLULAH NO

aww sweety

omg law suit evaded pog-omg the safety protocol is being ignored left and right

oh no Chat broken

HE'S IN

OH NO TALLULAH-subway surfer omg-the album omg-she is so her dad's child

Train conductor Chayanne LETS GO

RAMON PUT YUR ARMOUR ON-and stop griefing the Brazilian

"boys will be boys"

egg cats-sewer egg-hi Richa-OMG ITS RADIATION??

ohh it's done???

aww cute richa moment

hi cellbit-egg for the cake lets gooo

OMG BLOND BADBOYHALO

HE's BALD MARKIPLIER-PINK BRAID OMG-he feel Bonita

PHIL'S turn-Fuq HIM UP FAM-Dangerous

oh no Richa lock them in

love that Chayanne and Tallulah is the model good kid eggs like they are literally the cousin that every parent compares you to

Riddle time!-omg-Comedian Chayanne-HAH GOT EMM

A MONTH!?-until the election?-wet stone lol

HEY AYPIEREE-Ramon no

yeah TECHNICLY CORRECT-OMG FIT NO-the BELL HAND LETS GO

well maybe you will have feathers like that one dragon

lol everyone ready with a camera-omg good lord-fallen off Phil lets go

CELLBIT is YOUR TURN

dot mess the white he says-oh no that could be true

oh no RICHA LOOK THEM in

oh no yu okay?-noise canceling pog-aww Tallulah

oh Will is in Poland??-STOP BEING TALENTED AND GOOD

hello there-omg the Yaoi land is getting to them all

the voice is the problem or the catfish is

YEAH ARTIST RICHA APPRECIATION

no meta-gaming Phill

AWW SO CUTE

CELLBITS HAIR CUTS DONE-OMG LOL HE CALLED IT-THE CAT EARSSS OMG-EARING TOO

Worse than the torture he says lol

Furry Cellbit lets go

Richa Party lets go

turtle eggs?? oh it's from dapper,

omg he's is keeping it

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RICHAA- yu did perfect Phil

2 MONT LETS GOO

Mike no not at the eggs bday party

HOLLY SHIT PAC AND MIKE ARE KILLING IT

THE GIFTTSSS-so many foods from Chayanne-HOLLY SHIT RAMON

omg the mix they do with the flutes is so cool

What was that a radio?-a pancake?

Hi BADBOYHALO-loblond besties-omg Cellbit lol

HI DAPPER-the twins are fighting that's okay I guess

PHOTO TIME

cool beach they really did good

omg wat?-is that guy riding a dead decaying bird?-hu

wait-wat oh fuqin shit they're back-the Kids oh no -oh thank god thanks Bad

omg those fukers are back

OH FUQ OFF

yeah you jinx it Phill

oh god they can't hurt him

OMG THE KIDS

oh no he's going

OMG it's GOING TO THE NEST-omg it's going there

oh no the thing is trying to go inside

on the roof -where is it-fucker son of ditch hole bitch

bastard ditch suker- are the Kids safe in their room???

FUCK ALL OF THESE MOBS ARE ANNOYING

the thing still didn't catch any damage-oh fuq off he's trying to hurt the kids using the ghost

OH WAIT-OH FUQ-its in the window-oh okay but fuq

Leo?? oh god they are targeting her-omg Leo's Room was broken-just get lost already

WAT? TAKING PICTURES?-THAT BASTARD BITCH-OMG IT REALLY TAKING PICTURES

oh good lord Tallulah Sweetie I'm so sorry you have to see this

ok, I think it's gone now-you okay Chayanne?- THANK YOU FOREVER

Tallulah Darling I'm so sorry-okay it's gone thank god-are we safe?

ok so Leo and Pomme are targets

aww Tallulah darling I'm glad ur safe-okay back to safety

fuq that was fuking horrible-yeah that is annoying- yu jinx it

a wat?-omg defup-lol-the VOICE-multiple gegg nice-ah yes put him in the cage-oh he is not there?-lol is a zoo now

Phil that is not a lullaby

WE LOVE YOU TO KIDS BYE

the hotel is fuqed-Forever we need you

oh god its getting stronger

okay get ur rest old man

[surferspider]

LOVEBUG V. SPIDER-SURFER #1 – @lvebug

IF one incarcerated a sufficient amount of kindness/ignorance in their heart to disregard the bursting veins of his mask’s googly eyes, the assortment of bruises blooming underneath the rest of his costume, and every crime report to have ever been submitted after Spider-Surfer came swinging into town, Porter was, like, really good at all the superhero stuff. No, he was being tremendously serious about that. Yes, even if his tendency to take more time reapplying the decorative elements of his suit rather than heroically saving anyone excretes the pungent ooze of an opposing opinion. He could totally web your face shut if he wasn’t distracted by saving someone right there, right then. Except, of course, he doesn’t have webs, and he wants as many people as possible to witness his acrobatic acts of bravery. Get it? Acrobatic? Because he keeps on flipping between being an egotistical public exhibition who thinks he’ll save everyone on land and sea to some kind of sentient jellyfish whose nervous system is touchier than its heartbreaking attempts at humour? Everyone laugh, please. Not at him, please. Do not say it’s too late to specify, please.

Porter Palmer was not selfish. Not on purpose anymore, anyhow, and when he caught himself in the absolute crime of doing something that doesn’t directly help another person (no, he’s not being acquisitive of undeserved achievements when he counts plants as people), he made sure to make up for it as soon as possible. As expected of someone with extremely healthy thought habits, he kept a running tally of his good and bad deeds for the day and will reward himself accordingly at the end of the night. Good Deed Number One, for example, was not crying as soon as he landed in the big, wormy apple that was home to a minimum of one of his competitors. Allies in the betterment of the state of humanity. Whatever. He needed the international merchandising opportunities. Bad Deed Number One, for example, was walking past someone drinking a pumpkin spice latte without lecturing them on the fact that the greenhouse gas emissions associated with the steamed milk in lattes could be four times as high as that of a regular espresso. Good Deed Number Two, for example, was collecting his thoughts on coffee trade, tracing back his steps, and approaching the offender in a friendly tone that was perhaps a little too loud and a lot too aggressive. So on and so forth. Nobody needed to know what happened in the laundromat afterwards. All Porter needed to know is that he needed those international merchandising opportunities as soon as possible.

It had been a good excuse to get into costume, or more accurately, into character. He’d thought New York would be more receptive to yet another masked menace instead of a teenager whose every belonging had some Greenpeace slogan tacked on. He’d thought incorrectly, but at least he’d thought, full stop. Besides, New York demanded saving, though of course Porter didn’t get to brawl with any villains other than drunken burglars in alleyways who kept on mistaking him for a circular litany of comedians. Subsequent impressions of the city were somehow less exciting yet far more concerning. Its sewers sounded like they were brimming with animal life being treated better than those in the Bronx Zoo, its service lines smelled of lead slapped on top of the less describable substances in Edgar Allan Poe’s “Dagon”, and its people paid zero notice to him. In Queensland, everybody had a perfectly acceptable reason to hate him. In Queens or Manhattan or Saturn Island or wherever in the world he was, nobody cared about him, which was far worse than being hated. Porter loved nature, nature abhorred a vacuum, ergo everyone on the planet should heralded his presence with palm leaves and an orchestra composed entirely of flugelhorns. Logic, plain and simple.

But Porter was, is, and forever will be really good at all the superhero stuff, so he carried on. He fixed someone’s bicycle lock and chained it to a rusted railway and duct taped the seat to its former glory and then narrowly avoided the park police, who turned a blind eye to another spray-painted display discussing the cons of considering so they could chase after someone who could climb up buildings. Not that they knew that, because he ended up hiding behind an abandoned latrine slashed with organic patterns. The Bigfoot serials made sense, then.

Porter scampered back to civilisation soon after. Back to basics. No crumbling skyscrapers to keep off the spinal cords of hapless citizens, no humpback whale mating ceremonies to conduct. There was a cat stuck in a tree. Porter could conquer a tree easier than a cat could give him rabies. His reflexes, however, were hardly the blessing they were made out to be in every state of affairs apart from his current one. Five minutes later, there was a cat stuck in a tree and a Porter stuck in a tree. His vision was already obscured behind the black visor of his mask and the blood rushing to his alleged brain wasn’t helping matters, so why not? On-hand experience with hailing a ride around these parts would be useful, even if said ride came in the form of a half-familiar blonde throttling him to the land of sewer crocodiles. Those definitely existed.

“How do you live here?” There was a notable desperation to his tone, more imperative and imploring than something said of passing curiosity, that made the cat stop and stare up at him, its eyes dilating at last. Just when he believed there might have been some chance for them to bond, to understand one another on a level beyond the comprehension of both humans and animals, it leapt back to its spot on the branch across from his. He bit his tongue to keep from screaming. He failed, because biting one's tongue with the strength of someone able to press ten tons was never a good idea. “Genuinely, how do you live here? The cats are military insurgents against basic decency, the taxis are on a mission to get everyone bankrupted before twenty, and there are, like, way too many homeless people for anyone’s vibe to not be harshed.”

Porter’s vibe was, in fact, so harshed that he was unable to see the giant sign pointing to the F.E.A.S.T. building a block away. A patron of plain and simple sightseeing, he was not.

[adamwatchesmovies]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

No adult who didn’t grow up watching the 1987 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles animated series has any business watching the 1990 live-action film. While the animatronics and costumes bringing the reptilian heroes to life are impressive, the humor is juvenile, characters thin and the dialogue bad. These facts didn’t matter to the film’s intended audience. The beloved pizza-eating shadow warriors appearing on the big screen was enough and everyone knew it. The poster’s tagline of “Hey dudes this is NO cartoon” made it abundantly clear. It’ll continue to engage young viewers even today but children of the ‘80s who revisit it will be disappointed unless they're wearing thick rose-tinted glasses.

Mutated by radioactive ooze, raised in the sewers of New York by a rat who knows Kung Fu and obsessed with pizza, Michelangelo (Robbie Rist), Raphael (Josh Pais), Donatello (Corey Feldman) and Leonardo (Brian Tochi) are unlikely heroes. When the Foot Clan, a criminal organization of ninjas led by the mysterious “Shredder” (James Saito), begins recruiting the youth of NYC, the turtles team up with news reporter April O’Neal (Judith Hoag) and vigilante Cassie Jones (Elias Koteas) to take them down.

You’d never guess Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was made for a mere $13.5 million. Even when you consider the inflation, this is a good-looking movie. Our crazy-looking heroes interact with each other and with people, speak, eat, fight, ride skateboards, and so on. The lip-synch may be slightly off here and there but the illusion is convincing.

I can also praise the film for staying true to itself. The source material is a tough pill to swallow but the screenplay by Todd W. Langen and Bobby Herbeck doesn’t try to make the concept more digestible by making the turtles aliens or making their sensei/father into a man that was transformed into a rat-like creature. They’re 15-year-old shell warriors who love pizza and speak like surfer dudes. If you don’t buy that, the movie doesn’t want anything to do with you. It’s going to keep moving along those lines and doesn’t want to waste time dealing with semantics.

I suppose I can give a thumbs up to some of the film’s humorours sequences. They are genuinely funny about half the time and even when the gags are bad, they never go for fart jokes or other low-hanging fruit. Beyond this, I wish I had more nice things to say. This movie tries to do too much. It’s introducing the four protagonists, plus April, Cassie Jones, Shredder, Splinter, April’s boss and his troubled son, all on top of the characters’ origin and the actual plot. As a result, we hardly get to know the mutant heroes. They're virtually indistinguishable from each other except maybe Raphael, who has anger issues. Shredder is just as bad. We know nothing about him except that he’s evil and needs to be defeated.

Unless you already love the turtles and are overjoyed seeing them beat up an endless number of incompetent foot soldiers, the plot doesn’t offer much at all. It might be more “grown up” by daring to have a few of its characters curse (that surely rattled some cages back in the day) but the story has no depth. The dialogue is filled with groan-worthy one-liners, which to me makes the warriors believable as cartoon versions of teenagers. As a kid, I might’ve idolized these “grown up” turtles. Today, I find them mostly annoying. That goes double for the rap that introduces the end credits.

I choose to call Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles a good movie because it accomplishes its objectives. This is an unpretentious action comedy that wants nothing to do with the non-fans of the turtles. Everyone was into this franchise at the time and it continues to draw an audience. Kids will laugh at the turtles’ antics, be shocked when they get hurt, and cheer when the bad guys get what’s coming to them. It’s not for me and probably not for anyone reading this but I can see the appeal. (November 6, 2020)

[ocmakerofcanada]

Part 2 of my fnaf au timeline

1992 - 1993 -

Henry reopens Freddy’s. New animatronics arrive, but the spirits of the dead children live within them because they still haven’t been set free yet.

A young woman named Imogen Florence Cromwell moves from California to Hurricane Utah. After hearing about wanting a new Engineer/Technician, Imogen applies for the job. After going through a bit of training, Imogen finally gets the job. She then makes a new friend named Akira.

Mike Schmidt moves back into his old home and gets the job as a night guard at Freddy’s. Mike would one day visit the pizzeria during daytime and would befriend Imogen & Akira. After getting the job and his paycheck, Mike, Imogen, & Akira would slowly become close. Akira however sees that Imogen would start being the closest to Mike & would tease her about it & that she may have feelings for Mike.

Meanwhile, William had been being questioned by the police. He then got an idea of how he could erased all of his crimes. One night when Mike was too sick to go to work, William broke inside of the pizzeria, and destroyed all of the animatronics. However, he ends up getting confronted by the spirits of the dead children he killed. In order to protect himself, he wore his old spring lock Bonnie suit and laughed like a maniac. However, due to the moisture of the room he was in, William was crushed to death in the suit and was left there to die.

When Henry finds out about this, he shuts down the pizzeria. He hopes that hopefully this will be the last time anything bad has ever happened and that there can finally be peace.

2000s - 2010s -

Henry retires early and goes on holiday outside of Utah to take a nice long break from his own company for a while.

Mike ends up not having enough money for rent, and ends up living with Imogen. He then hears that his mother had passed away, so he & Imogen go to her funeral. After the funeral, Mike tells Imogen about his true identity & his past. Imogen didn’t cared about what he had done, because what was in the past was just in the past. The two eventually got closer.

James comes to Utah and visits Mike & Imogen. He befriended Imogen and her friend Akira.

A few more years later, Mike & Imogen are now married, and Mike gets a new job at Circus Baby's Entertainment and Rental. This was where the events of Sister Location would begin, and would end with Ennard tricking Mike and getting him scooped so that They could take his body. However, his body rejects them and pukes them out down the sewers, and Mike gets his consciousness & body back.

However, after becoming basically immortal, Mike leaves to go find his father, who he believes is still alive somewhere. Imogen was pregnant around the time, so eventually she ends up raising their children on her own.

2022 - 2023 -

Fazbear Entertainment Inc. was then bought by a surfer dude from Malibu, California named, Marino Harvard, and he builds a fun little attraction based on the events of the pizzeria over the decades called Fazbear’s Fright. A week before the attraction opened, Marino hires a night guard named, Fritz Smith, so that he could make sure nothing bad will happen. And so begins Fnaf 3, where Fritz would have to witness the horrors within 5 nights. Especially with William’s soul, who now possesses his spring lock prison, Springtrap.

One night, Fritz was fed up with it all, so on the night before Fazbear’s Fright opened, he lit the whole attraction on fire with Springtrap & the phantoms trapped inside. This goes on the news, which catches the attention of Mike & Henry. Henry then came up with a whole new idea, and so, he returned to Fazbear Entertainment Inc. and slowly starts putting his plans into motion.

The events of Fnaf Pizza Sim then begin. Mike now works as the franchiser of his own restaurant with the help of Henry himself, and we all know how this ends. Fire. And lots of fire too. Mike, Henry, Scrap Baby, Molten Freddy, Lefty, and Afton all burn together inside the building.

2050s - 2090s -

Many years later, a man named, Zach Sanderson, after his brother bought the Fazbear company and created the help wanted cr experience, built a giant 80s themed pizzeria mall known as Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex. This is where the events of Security Breach begins. The rest is history.

[retrogaminglife]

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