#Shalidor

[themildlyanxiousmage]

Vampires that look young do not count. Neither does Teldryn. Or Mannimarco.

[caliblorn]

@demonwrestler​ I’ve been thinking so much about this and I was finally able to draw something stupid for it. Of course, I had to put my silly thoughts in Vanus’ mouth

[wouldntyoulichentoknow]

Shalidor. where's Eyevea.

[soullessbullshit]

Spider: :D

Shalidor, catching it in a mug: NOPE!!

Sheogorath: [teleports in and places two identical mugs beside the first one]

Shalidor: ...Please don’t.

Sheogorath, shuffling the mugs: Hehehehehehe!

[mannimarcoiscool]

Older manuscript networked 💪💪

[k4r4ss]

some silly joke. Fennorian do mage guild for Vestige.

[everybodyknows-everybodydies]

(likely nonexhaustive) list of places Shalidor constructed

Eyevea: traded it away for a book that was supposed to be full of secrets to broaden the mind. regretted this apparently very soon after. the place itself upon return in ESO (2E) looks relatively fine as in it's still largely intact, but also, most of the activity is happening outdoors because the buildings that do exist are so small. "haven for mages" cool great but where does anyone sleep. has multiple statues that appear to possibly be highly flattering depictions of himself however (recurring theme)

Ice Fortress: I am so serious about this. he made himself an Elsa castle. appears to have been full of riddles. why did he do this. obviously this place is LONG gone, probably because it was, again, made out of ice. UESP suggests he and Ulfsild both lived here but I would instead like to propose he made this completely impractical but thoroughly flashy "home" in a fit of pique very soon post-divorce. quoth Ulfsild, from her normal person house that can be heated without the entire thing melting and causing an avalanche: "lol."

Winterhold + the College: gestures with immense sorrow to the Great Collapse. lasted a long time until then at least!! "wizards caused the Collapse" first of all no. second of all if you're very insistent on this being the case we could hypothesize that maybe ONE did given his previous track record with construction... not those ones though they're doing the best they can with what they have :(

Labyrinthian: wizard death maze built on top of an important dragon cult city. may have been blissfully unaware of the actual dragon priest stuck there for who knows how long. "all of this will have no negative consequences whatsoever," confidently declares greatest mage in the history of the world. the maze has a body count

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

J'Zargo: There is no problem arson won’t solve!

J'Zargo:

J'Zargo, to his fellow apprentices: Please, don’t quote J'Zargo on that.

[sleepymarmot]

I was travelling through a zone on a hunt for skyshards and lorebooks. I got stopped by a mob, and Azandar, going into combat mode, yelled: "You are interrupting scholarship!"

Yeah, that was actually a very accurate description of the situation.

[thesaintelectric]

classic skyrim

[altfire]

one day i'll actually write my original projects but today i am going to write. more eso bullshit

[gamerism]

THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM - Shalidor's Maze

[caliblorn]

This is very funny to me 

[wouldntyoulichentoknow]

the inimitable and illustrious mage scholar Ulfsild. and her ex-husband

[soullessbullshit]

Shalidor: If I had a gold for every time you annoyed me, I'd have one gold.

Sheogorath: Aw...

Shalidor: Because you've never stopped.

Sheogorath: Aw!

[jiubilant]

shalidor said "on this glacier i shall build my school. and lo, it shall be so ugly; and there shall be no central heating therein"