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Human Vesper and his LTs made with this picrew!! One Vesper with dyed hair and one with her natural hair color
#Just a little guy <3#She'll kill you <3<3#I know Vesper's hair is all sorts of wrong but it's just the closest I could get#There aren't really any curly hair options that aren't too tight of curls and none of the bangs were ones I wanted#So the hair isn't at all accurate but it had fitting Vibes yk? Just suits her energy#Vesper tag#Been cookin' up a little modern/human AU for funzies#Also didn't make a Pansa bc there's no loc hair options#Jala is a fashion icon she's a queen she's an icon <3
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Ultimately the resolution of Jason and Cass fights comes down to the fact that while he has his own ideals that don't mesh with the bats, Jason can be flexible. DC skipped the whole reconciliation with the family but while he's willing to kill it's generally a means to an end to him, not the whole entire point unless you're talking about Joker. Meanwhile for Cass the question of killing vs not killing is dead serious to her which means any time they're working together and things start going off track it's like:
Jason: Look if we kill this guy we send a message to his boss which makes it easier for us to negotiate with him from a position of power and I just think that-
Cass, snatching one of his guns and pointing it at her own head: Go on, pull the trigger. Kill him. Kill me. Go tell Batman that you let his daughter die to make a negotiation easier. He already let you die so no problem right? You think we should die? You think our life only worthwhile as part of a plan, just because we're killers? Are we doomed? Are we rotten to the core with no hope of redemption? Go on then, kill us and kill part of your soul alongside it. You clearly don't care for it so why are you even trying? Kill yourself along with us, come on Jason let's all just die right?
Jason, slowly backing away: I think you may be projecting a tiny bit so just. Calm down before I call the suicide hotline please.
Cass, slowly lowering the gun and knocking the random henchman unconscious: Yeah that's what I thought, fucking pussy.
Jason: Mm yeah you know what I hate you actually. Fuck this mission I'll just shoot you right now if you're going to be this annoying about it.
Jason, explaining things later to Dick: So I just kept shooting at her until I ran out of bullets and we both calmed down enough to call a truce. We tracked the guy down and didn't kill anyone but I did blow up the batplane just as a last minute screw you. Is she always this uh... intense?
Dick: Yeah, one time I broke up with Barbara and she threw me out a window. She's just like that.
#dc#cassandra cain#jason todd#batfam#dc rambles#dick grayson#it's so funny how jason is like. a mass murderer. and yet he's more of a team player than cass#like yeah he's violent and unpredictable but if you're on the same team with the same temporary goal then you've got decent chances#meanwhile the entire team could be seconds away from dying with the only solution being to kill a guy with a bomb#and if you're on the team with cass she'll spend the last few seconds punching you in the face for trying to kill the evil guy#then disarming the bomb because she's just that annoying#I love her very much <3#i'm jason posting a lot recently sorry jtodd stans for clogging up his tag#I just like the thought of jason dealing with a mini bruce that has none of the baggage of being his dad#so it's just the experience of ramming his head into an annoying brick wall with zero catharsis of confronting your shitty father
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Larian statistics got us like:
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#minthara#minthara baenre#evil murder kitten#shitpost#minthara kiss appreciation day#lets be honest with ourselves#minthara has no problem with the unadulterated worship she's being showered with right now#unlike a certain wanna be tyrant this babygurl most certainly has time for kissing.#minthara enjoyers took them statistics as a personal challenge#we gotta pump them numbers up#show your evil murder kitten some love.#if you are someone who has a problem with her talking about murder all the time#have you considered that she can't talk about murder if youre kissing her?#did you consider that?#if you don't like her talking about murder then put your mouth on her mouth and she'll shut up about it#she cant be killing people if shes too busy smoochin with you
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What's this? My skin, cleared? My crops, watered!? My heart, soaring!!??
Callowmoore softness, comfort and sleeping beside each other my FUCKING BELOVED!
#at the same time Zathuda motherfucker you BACK THE FUCK OFF#kill that bastard! kill him dead! or let me kill him: I'm ready I'll fucking do it!#is Fearne on 2 or 1 points of Exhaustion now? Kiki got rid of 2 but was it a long enough rest?#if 2 maybe sneak in some Ashton carrying Fearne next ep since she'll have half speed - also returning the favour from her carrying them#regardless both still need a rest to get rid of the last one before Aeor - another chance for cuddles#Essek glad you're back but you need to be very calm about the dunamancy in Ashton's head a lot is going on rn#maybe gently inform him that the hells have like 7 potions of possibility too...#damn I wish my skin was clear in real life XD but I got all the comfort I wanted from the two and more#Zathuda interruption and shadow fight with evil Fearnes though was not ordered#this is still the same night as FCG exploding let them rest Matthew!#I am not normal about them and I don't want to be normal about them I'm just AAAAAAAAAAAAA#callowmoore#fearne calloway#ashton greymoore#fearne x ashton#ashton x fearne#rockwild#ashley johnson#taliesin jaffe#critical role#cr3 spoilers#cr3e94#bell's hells#bells hells#cr3#cr campaign 3#thank you tal and ashley#tag reader bonus hc: the hells all get FCG's grass logo tattooed on them
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🕷️ MINAEVE TENEBRAE
you could never hold me // and like me better in your head // make me evil, then I'm an angel instead // at least you'll sanctify me when I'm dead
#bg3edit#bg3 oc#bg3 tav#.gfx#userknight#katsigian#aartyom#usernokstella#userewbie#mrdekarios#i never know who tf i should be tagging in my oc edits.... if you wanna be tagged in oc stuff and wont kill me with hammers lmk <3#oc minaeve#some fun facts about minaeve: she is a Problem. she loves spiders. she ends up rebelling against lolth and finding a heart ™️#but she is Not Nice in the beginning. quite out for herself i fear#but also anyway her nickname is 'minnie' unofficially and if you call her that when you arent close she'll poison your tea abt it </3#okok commentary over. i put my whole harlussy into these gifs im so sleep deprived now. please clap. i can hear colors
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PheeTech feelings, I will never forgive SW for not giving us more Phee characterisation so I'm going to create it myself.
Tech, a devoted soldier, whose duty is to the people, and then, to his family, is sincerely protective of Phee. Should any harm come to her, he would prioritise her safe return/health above all else.
Phee, on the other hand? Phee is a pirate. Inherently selfish, heart hidden close, reluctant to be vulnerable. She's rough around her edges, it's how she stays safe.
That being said, she also loves selfishly. When she loves and allows herself to be loved, there's a certain risk, with how many enemies she's made, what she's done, who she's pissed off. When she let's Tech in, he knows.
Still, when push comes to shove, and her past catches up to her, to them, the lengths that Phee goes to. Because she's never had many this close. She's ruthless, in the prevention and in revenge. In her book, there isn't a threat she won't answer with something infinitely worse.
Between the two of them, they are a force to be reckoned with. They're dangerous, but Tech is the one with restraint. He is her restraint, without him, Phee is a scary woman.
He thinks it's the hottest thing, but his brother's a bit worried for their safety, should they accidentally end up on the other end of Phee without their brother to sooth her.
It's not like he even entirely realise he does it, either, no- Tech's clueless to the extent of things. He thinks his brother's are a bit silly for being so genuinely worried. Phee is entirely unapologetic, as well. Don't mess with what she loves, and she won't burn your world around you.
#sorry i love the trope “touch me and she'll kill you”#i also love that in regards to experience- it's PHEE that has more#she knows the galaxy like the back of her hand#she knows the shady and seedy parts of life and she is just as dangerous#she just happens to love a dumbass#let phee love selfishly !!!! let her appreciate a rare bond !!!!!!!! let her stab that man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#tbb tech#phee genoa#pheetech#tech x phee#ok rant over <3
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BURKE DEVLIN & ROGER COLLINS.
— It isn't really amazing if you know what love is about.
— Well, yes, I suppose I don't know anything about love. I guess that's why she married you ten years ago and not me.
— I'll go one step further. I think you've gone beyond the point of even knowing what it is.
#guns cw#but they're not actually.. guns. if you know what i mean.#dark shadows#dark shadows 1966#roger collins#burke devlin#how do i even begin to explain them.#diversity loss.#what if you were in an extremely messy polycule in the 1950s;#and in the midst of various & varied violations of maine r.s. 1954 c.134 §1-8 in the backseat of burke's car;#hit and killed a bystander because absolutely no one drives sober in collinsport. and then lied and sent your boyfriend to prison for it.#and then bribed and perjured and also married his girlfriend so she'll help you cover it up. and to get back at him.#and then she has a kid and you're pretty sure it's your ex boyfriend's so you hate him. and beat him.#driving him to — what? vehicular patricide!#and then ur ex comes back 10 years later to get his revenge and drive your family into financial ruin and also possibly fuck you.#and your niece. maybe. and your governess; if she'll have him. and basically anyone else. the invitation is open liz.#and then your wife comes back from the sanitarium and tries to kill your son via fulfilling an ancient fiery ritual#so you decide to coparent with your ex and your governess after she dies. somehow this works and everyone settles down.#there's something very wrong with them <3 affectionate#gifs.#➤ edits & art. ┊ the evans cottage art gallery.#➤ roger collins. ┊ I and my ghosts want a drink.#➤ re: burke devlin. ┊ I am stranded in a hungerland of great prosperity.#➤ roger collins & burke devlin. ┊ call me a sinner，mock me maliciously; I was your sleeplessness，I was your grief.
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trying to keep all my clemviminnie thoughts contained until i get to episode 3 but
its hard
#telltale was CRAZY for this btw!! the drama of it all ALWAYS gets me#violet blaming herself for her gf/minnies death. clem helps her open up again. starts dating clem. finds out minnie is still alive?#saved violet telling clem she has nothing to worry about and she'll fight minnie if she has to to keep clem and her loved ones safe#kidnapped violet getting brain poisoned by minnie into turning against clem after feeling betrayed and abandoned by her#saved vi shooting minnie to save clem!!!!!!!!! but cant leave minnie behind because she already left her once and she cant do it again#vi begging minnie to stop trying to fucking kill them but shes too far gone. the 3 of them fight to the DEATH!!!#now add all that to the parallels and dark mirrors going on between clem and minnie in the A plot like the tension is off the charts#plus the parallels you can draw between clem and vi but those are less “you are my dark mirror” and more “we are the same i understand you”#HOW are the girlies not still talking about this#you know what i partially blame myself i dont talk about it enough either. i forget how many things ive left in my wips folder sometimes#UGH its all so good violets route just ads so much Flavor to the clem/minnie plotline its Delicious i couldnt imagine it Not being there#i neeeeeeeed to draw them fighting and being gay and maybe bloody even#if u cant tell i really want to get back to that wip i posted a few weeks ago but im Trying to Restrain Myself#i love forcing myself to take things slow sometimes really makes the brain shift into overdrive#twdg#violentine#it speaks
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just found out that instead of my mom my fucking shitass dad is coming home FOR A WEEK
#ugh i really want to kill someone rn im so mad#why can't he just fucking leave us alone#i know he used to be home 24/7/365 days just a year ago but istg it took us no time to adjust to life without him#now he comes home for like 2 days and my blood starts to boil i can't bear him he's so fucking irritating and interfering#mom coming home would have been relaxing finally burden free after 15 days#now the burden will be double tripled he's such a fucking lazy slob he can't even get his own glass of water#and he'll sleep in our room because it has ac UGHHHHHHHJHH it's so yuck i won't have a minute to myself and my mental health will decline#even MORE than it already has like if that's even possible#and he doesn't take his fucking meds so he's all weak and sick and lazy and he expects us to coddle him#well you know what fuck him im not even going to pretend to be happy that he's here or be nice to him and try to make him feel welcome#he broke this family up and it's going to stay broken up forever so fuck himmmm#and i have a freaking 750 ml bottle of vodka lying in my dresser what the fuck do i do with it now huh?????#it's only like 1/4th empty 3/4th is still full#and it's my sisters birthday on 26th and they'll both be here ugh i was sooo looking forward to actually celebrating with her#now she'll feel miserable and horrible and it'll be JUST like every other birthday she's spent at home#fucking grand#ugh god i sooo do not want to cook dinner for 4 people im so sick of this#and he isn't even satisfied with dinner he fucking eats like 4 times a day he wants a hot breakfast and lunch and evening snack and dinner#man i hope something happens to him and he isn't able to come🙏🙏 god if you're real 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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"Children of the Dark" - Criminal Minds, Season 3 Episode 4
#🌬 gifs#Emily Prentiss gifs#criminal minds season 3#Emily Prentiss season 3#03x04#children of the dark#the way she looks so sad in the second one hotch I will kill you personally#<- hotchgirls can respectfully ignore that#there's something so special about her hair like this#and how she softly smiles thinking about a future she'll never have#domestimily my beloved#chomping at the bit looking at her jaw
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This bitch is officially I'm act 3! Envy my love you truly are the optimal character to play bg3 with
#valour bards my FUCKING beloveds#if theres and option to talk your way out of things you bet your ass shes doing it#if not shes got 20 ac and up to 3 attacks a turn#front line fighter bard#if you wont kill yourself she'll kill you instead <3#shes good#shes a very chaotic good kinda gal but she is a nice bean#she looks like this so her princess (gale) can never look like hes taken a punch in his life#envy
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@beegswaz genuinely i think my favorite tags on any of my work ever. i fucking love when people talk abt my characters like this
#its like blorbo from my show but with fucking minecraft and i love it deeply#for the record both Groda and White Eyes get socialized in the modern world like feral cats#both by the main players but it does happen at different times bc they all encountered Groda first when she held Rana hostage for bait#she'd kinda gone crazy after all those years of isolation lol#did that bc she thought Herobrine was the knight who betrayed her during the time period where people were wanting to overthrow her#(the knight worked for the royal family and was one of Groda's childhood friends. that did not last needless to say)#thankfully at the end of the day all 4 of the main players managed to get out alive though not unharmed with Groda in tow#when there's something trying to kill you every other day in this universe though they honestly cant be too mad about it#it doesnt help that Groda is just Really Stupid sometimes (all the time)#she's literally Peridot from SU in that she seems really intimidating but in hindsight is a massive dork#and also the fact that is the voice i imagine her having its so good#once her ability to use magic is taken away she's literally just like a scared feral street cat. does not know what the FUCK is going on#also rendering her communication with 3/4ths of the players useless since she only knows Galactic and no one alive knows that but Herobrine#(not helping the coincidental similarities to the knight but thats not him) she'll learn commonspeak later tho#ironically later down the line when Groda is spotted by the cult getting her magic back will be a key part in taking down White Eyes#she really does want to change for the better but she needed a LOT of shit kicked into her in order to start actually making the change#that being said when White Eyes eventually gets integrated it IS On Sight#she has had to been quite literally pried of Groda AT LEAST once by the others in order to keep from killing her#but other than that she'll be okay :) she picks up painting eventually#her open wounds are finally able to heal over once released from the influence of the Wither but she's still scarred unfortunately#mentally and physically!#but its only up from here... right?#actually since I talked abt the players first encounter with Groda im gonna reblog that aftermath comic again it still fucks#minecraft au mastertag
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we need more cougar hunting lesbians in the world
#not that chen necessarily intended to start lusting after a 70 year old who's still kicking in the yakuza but. smiles#jestersvaguely#sighs. the best part abt it (to me) (ignore that these are ocs) is that it's not even unrequited. it's just that chen Expects it to be#unrequited because she's freshly 40 years of age & half of that was spent in prison & the other half she never felt attracted to#any of the men who had made their own little displays of affection to her#because. she is a lesbian <3#and then ogasawara rolls along and chen suddenly clutches her chest like ''Ah... heart palpitations...? the result of an anxiety disorder?'#WRONG! you are finally being treated with care and compassion by a gilf's hand who is just as willing to use that to kill people for you#not that she'll ever have to. chen literally offers herself up as her personal weapon; swearing loyalty to her and only her...#have i mentioned i hate them yet. i do. they've taken over my brain
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ALRIGHT TIME TO ROLEPLAY THOSE FUCKS
#Pinky plays BG3#Neylan was my first run- based on My Reactions so he got Neutral Good#Ingrid is big barbarian momma who protected her wood elf clan and take care of everyone there#Zenith is a lil fucker- not dangerous but annoying- will get you drunk and steal your bag of coins typa dude#Wooz is gonna be my dumbass run- she WILL lick the dead spider and blame her goofery on her Orc of a dad :plead:#Neutral Chaotic dude is my Dark Urge run and not having any name is fitting imo#AND THEN OCTAVIA IS MY BAD BITCH She'll fuck and kill her way through the brain and take control of the world uwu#in order- Elf - Half Elf - Tiefling - Gnome - Human - Drow#Barbarian - Ranger - Bard - Wizard - Figther - Warlock#Baldur's Gate 3
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I truly apologise but I've never found a character more irritating than Ruby Rocks. It is severely impacting my ability to watch a crown of candy because this bratty literally-the-embodiment-of-the-status-quo bitter bastard child won't stop sulking and being shitty to the only good surviving member of this royal bloodline (Saccharina).
The immediate Rocks family in general is so unsympathetic, I'm sorry but if you want me to feel bad over your personal growth journey you can't ALSO be a monarch who has absolute power over an entire nation-state. If you had literally the best education of everyone in your country and you're still an idiot I don't know what to tell you except that you're a resource hoarding pig who has not earned an iota of the power or luxury you have. They have SERVANTS and all they do is complain about going to class or doing their job. Hey if it sucks so bad demolish the state and redistribute your wealth <3 you won't <3
#shes just wrong and a brat. ive found it difficult to sympathise with the monarch characters the whole time but shes the worst of the 3#i was her age 3 months ago and I've NEVER been as stupid and ignorant and selfish as she is#youre gonna send thousands of your people to die at war over your own petty vendetta??? you grow up in immense privilege and all you do is#complain about the tiny bit of responsibility it comes with but the second someone else (who has worked infinitely harder and suffered#infinitely more) comes along and is willing to take that responsibility you hate her and talk shit and try and turn people against her#because she'll “uphold the status quo” WHERE did you get that from. she has more respect for the people and awareness about the monarchy#than you EVER have. youre a fuckin idiot rich kid. this is game of thrones-themed 1400s monarchy. some 30% of kids die in their first year#barely any of them can read. 90% of your people have experienced the death of their parents or siblings firsthand#but rather than ending the war you're gonna send MORE of them to die fighting the empire over your personal vendetta#saccharina has NEVER been pro church??? she is quite literally only taking the throne to CHANGE the status quo#meanwhile your ass would probably keel over and die after 2 seconds without the luxury that status quo has afforded you your entire life#you dont want to change SHIT. youre just mad it isnt you or your OTHER sister on the throne anymore. your dad is the fuckin EMPEROR#you ARE the status quo. “changing the status quo” means people come and take your house from you brat ass loser. it means they kill your#father. you dont want that youre just making excuses because youre a stupid brat who got oneshotted your first time leaving the castle#because despite 18 years of the best possible education you dont understand simple concepts like “people want to kill royalty”#jet died because she was immature and by god if ruby isnt carrying on her legacy
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deciding nigel aperture tag had mommy issues but specifically abt glados and he's just constantly desperately trying to please her and gain her affection but she she knows this and uses it against him to get what she wants is what made me like his character
#he just wants her to be proud of him for all his hard work and she'll NEVER give him that bc he's much more useful to her if he's still#trying as hard as possible to fail her approval <3#he kills for her he suffers for her and she literally does not care.#there's more but it's past midnight i need to go to bed mayhaps you all can see into my mind some other day#sassy speaks
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