(If you think you've already seen this, you probably have! I made a new account specifically for ULTRAKILL shitposts, and the first thing i'm doing is carrying all my previous ones in here.)
via CNN: "In a surprise move by the infamous Detroit rap duo, record company Psychopathic Records announced today that the two would begin their official run for the White House, not as President or Vice President, but as the first dual-Presidency ever. [...] CNN investigation found that this announcement coincided with a multi-million dollar campaign donation from the Betty Crocker Corporation, who has declined to comment at this time."
Has anyone else seen this? I feel like I'm going insane.
you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is
(through gritted teeth) there's so much to learn (through sobs) there's so much to learn (through maniacal laughter) there's so much to learn (through sleepy eyes) there's so much to learn (through a tired smile) there's so much to learn