#Simon Howell

[solmints-messyocdiary]

Found an incorrect quotes generator and I've been having some fun ahsjsj.

Tagging @bluecoolr @rottent33th @slaasherslut @probably-a-plant-thing because I used their babies in it.

Axel: *visiting the gang* Hello, I just came to-

Axel: *sees Rylan shoving Randy into the washing machine while Simon records and Klaus watches*

Axel: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

-

Klaus: Rylan, I know you snuck out to see Axel last night.

Rylan: If you tell Randy or Simon, I swear I’ll murder you, and they’ll never find the body.

Klaus: Five bucks?

Rylan: Fine.

-

"Alice": I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts!

Colt, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.

Ava, deadpanning at Colt: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

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Colt, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!

Ava: Oh? Lemme see!

Colt, opening their hands to see nothing there: …hm.

"Alice": …where’s the spider.

Colt: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*

Ava: Oh no.

"Alice": COLT, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!

-

Colt: sapnu puaS.

Ava: What??

"Alice": What language is that.

Colt: Turn your phone 180 degrees.

*Colt was removed from the groupchat*

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"Alice": Can we go out to get icecream?

Colt: Did you ask Ava?

"Alice": She said no.

Colt: Then why did you ask me?

"Alice": They're not the boss of you.

Colt, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.

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Darrell: Where’s B?

"Alice": Doing stuff.

Darrell: I don’t like the sound of that. Where’s Ava?

"Alice": Trying to stop B from doing the stuff.

Darrell: And Colt?

"Alice": Trying to stop Ava from stopping B from doing the stuff.

Darrell: I see. And what are you doing here, "Alice"?

"Alice": I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Colt from stopping Ava from stopping B from doing the stuff.

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B: Who the fuck broke the toaster?

"Alice": It was Colt.

Darrell: It was Colt.

Ava: Colt broke it.

Colt:

Colt: ...yOU PROMISED-

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Susannah: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Ophelia: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

The Patron, scoffing: Oh, please.

Ophelia, to The Patron: Hey, how you doin’?

The Patron:

The Patron: *giggles and blushes*

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Susannah: I like your top, Ophelia!

The Patron: I have a name, you know.

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The Patron: So, what is Susannah to you?

Ophelia: The reason I wake up every morning.

The Patron: ...That’s adorable.

Susannah earlier that morning, barging into Ophelia′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

[80s-reject]

something something night changes

[80s-reject]

the way they just clamp onto eachother whenever they're scared

[yinza]

Simone for this month's portrait!

[Image Description: A digital portrait painting of Simone Garnett from The Good Place, as portrayed by Kirby Howell-Baptiste. She is shown at a 3/4 angle, looking ahead at someone with an open-mouthed grin of amusement. /end ID]

[upsidedownbronco]

Fun little sh0p update!

From Dan & Phil to Loki to Stranger Things, check it out below 👇🏽

Remember these are PREORDER items and will take longer to ship out!

(more items coming soon!)

https://upsidedownbronco.etsy.com

[zomgitshelena]

dan and phil, aka the simon and garfunkel of youtube.

[80s-reject]

what was this move even

[klc-archive]

Vlad: Let me out or I’ll -

Count: Throw a wobbly?

[hopeagainsthope97]

Eleanor Shellstrop in THE GOOD PLACE|S03E03|The Snowplow

[heytheredeann]

Simone Garnett in 4.07 “Help Is Other People”

[teenagedirtstache]

[cherryblossomtimemachine]

I'm thinking about ✨️women✨️ today!!

[thebuhonerodazorrow]

Doom Patrol: Weigth of the worlds #4

¿Qué le sucedio a Destiny Beach?

Young Animals

[graceandfamily]

Di Più (September 30, 2022)

[fandom]

Ships

Week Ending September 9th, 2024

Billford Bill Cipher & Ford Pines, Gravity Falls

Poolverine Wade Wilson & Logan Howlett, the Marvel universe

Fiddauthor Fiddleford McGucket & Stanford Pines, Gravity Falls

Phan Daniel Howell & Phil Lester, YouTubers

Destiel Dean Winchester & Castiel, Supernatural

Jegulus +6 James Potter & Regulus Black, the Harry Potter universe

Ineffable Husbands +2 Aziraphale & Crowley, Good Omens

Narilamb -1 Narinder & the Lamb, Cult of the Lamb

Buddie +2 Evan Buckley & Edmundo Diaz, 9-1-1

Satosugu -2 Gojo Satoru & Geto Suguru, Jujutsu Kaisen

Radioapple -1 Lucifer Morningstar & Alastor, Hazbin Hotel

Sonadow +7 Sonic & Shadow, Sonic the Hedgehog

Zosan Roronoa Zoro & Vinsmoke Sanji, One Piece

Ghostsoap Simon “Ghost” Riley & John “Soap” MacTavish, the Call of Duty franchise

Payneland Edwin Payne & Charles Rowland, Dead Boy Detectives

Lestappen -1 Charles Leclerc & Max Verstappen, Formula 1 drivers

Wolfstar Remus Lupin & Sirius Black, the Harry Potter universe

Hannigram Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham, Hannibal

Bakudeku -5 Bakugou Katsuki & Midoriya Izuku, Boku no Hero Academia

Armandaniel Armand & Daniel Molloy, Interview with the Vampire

The number in italics indicates how many spots a ship moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded ships weren’t on the list last week.

[hotmusketeerspoll]

Here stand the current entrants for the Magnificent Musketeer Tournament - updated

Submissions are still open, so if one of your favourite characters isn't here yet, make sure you send them in.

Also, if there's a character already here that you have strong feelings about, you can submit them yourself!

Quite a few characters have no text propaganda or photos, here's a list of those that need some help.

On to the list!

All contestants are listed chronologically, from oldest to newest

D’Artagnan

Douglas Fairbanks

Max Linder (Dart-In-Again)

Gene Kelly

Jean-Paul Belmondo

Jean-Pierre Cassel

Jeremy Brett

Michael York

Jean Valmont

Chris O’Donnell

Gabriel Byrne

Hugh Dancy

Logan Lerman

Luke Pasqualino

Tamaki Ryou

Malachi Pullar-Latchman

François Civil

Athos

Oliver Reed

Keifer Sutherland

John Malkovich

Matthew Macfadyen

Tom Burke

Uzuki Hayate

Vincent Cassel

Aramis

Richard Chamberlain

Igor Starygin

Charlie Sheen

Jeremy Irons

Luke Evans

Santiago Cabrera

Miya Rurika

Romain Duris

Porthos

Brian Blessed

Frank Finlay

Oliver Platt

Gerard Depardieu

Ray Stevenson

Howard Charles 

Pio Marmaï

Milady

Lana Turner

Faye Dunaway

Margarita Terekhova

Rebecca de Mornay

Milla Jovovich

Maimie McCoy

Mollie Hindle

Preeya Kalidas

Eva Green

Constance

Marguerite de la Motte

June Allyson

Raquel Welch

Julie Delpy

Gabriella Wilde

Tamla Kari

Lyna Khoudri

Richelieu

Nigel de Brulier

Vincent Price

Charlton Heston

Bernard Haller

Aleksandr Trofimov

Tim Curry

Christoph Waltz

Peter Capaldi

Rochefort

Guy Delorme

Christopher Lee

Boris Klyuev

Michael Wincott

Mads Mikkelsen

Marc Warren

Anne of Austria

Angela Lansbury

Geraldine Chaplin

Catherine Jourdan

Gabrielle Anwar

Anne Paurillard

Sheena Easton

Juno Temple

Alexandra Dowling

Vicky Krieps

King Louis XIII

Hugh O’Conor

Ryan Gage

Louis Garrel

Treville

Hugo Speer

Marc Barbé

Duke of Buckingham

Simon Ward

Orlando Bloom

Jacob Fortune-Lloyd

Planchet

Roy Kinnear

James Corden

Grimaud

William Phillips

Matthew McNulty

Jussac

Ángel del Pozo

Felton

Michael Gothard

Madame Chevreuse

Sophie Craig

Madame Coquenard

Jennifer Matter

Louis XIV

Louis Hayward

Richard Chamberlain

Leonardo DiCaprio

Robert Sheehan

Phillppe

Louis Hayward

Richard Chamberlain

Leonardo DiCaprio

Maria Theresa

Joan Bennett

Vivien Merchant

Kristina Krepela

Cardinal Mazarin

Gigi Proietti

Gerard Depardieu

Michael Ironside

Raoul

C. Thomas Howell

Peter Sarsgaard

Lousie de la Valliere

Jenny Agutter

Mordaunt

Michael Gothard

Kim Cattrall (Justine de Winter)