#So sorry for taking forever to respond to this

[orphicsun]

1 and 4 with Ellie?

warnings: ellie williams + ex girlfriend reader, sexual content (18+), angst.

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After the break-up, you and Ellie said you'd keep it on 'good terms.'

Good terms, as in staying away from each other. The good terms you both agreed upon being the both of you wallowing in your own beds, you watching Gilmore Girls and snacking on only containers of caramel dip made for apple slices while Ellie turned to The Notebook and the biggest bag of Jalapeno Cheddar cheetos she could pick up from Family Dollar.

But everyone surrounding you were extremely impatient, and you couldn't hide in your bedroom forever. Eventually, you changed out of your pajamas and let your friends drag you into some party. You didn't know whose, but you didn't care. You were there for the weed and a rebound. Classic break-up staples, of course.

It wasn't really a shocker that you had decided not to wear panties underneath your dress. It was extremely stupid. In the future, you'll rant on a tangent about the reasons you shouldn't have, but for now, all you can think about is being underneath someone. Feeling all over their back as they fuck you with a pretty toy. Keeping your lips shut tight so you don't moan Ellie's name instead of theirs.

But before you can even find a friend-of-a-friend who can deal to you, you're met with the sight of Ellie and some girl with your color hair, only her dress is significantly shorter.

There it is, the 'good terms.' You and Ellie had always been so closely intertwined, alike in the same tendencies and coping mechanisms that of course, if she wallows alongside you, she will also be someone else's for tonight. You can't be mad.

Your friends don't notice when you leave for the nearest bathroom, but someone else does. You open the door to Ellie, a look on her face entirely different than the one you had seen on her face with her lips plastered on a random girl's.

She shuts the door behind her, locking it shut.

You scoff. "Seriously, Ellie?" You say, voice strained with hurt and anger.

She raises her eyebrows in defense. "Seriously, what?" Before you can begin your emotion-induced rant, she cuts you off. "Don't start, okay? I'm sorry. I fucked up, I shouldn't have.."

"Of course you say that," you retort bitterly. "Of course you can apologize when I see it."

"We're broken up, okay? What am I supposed to do?"

"You were supposed to come back!"

At that, she just stares at you, something forlorn in her gaze. She thinks deeply about it and takes a step closer.

"Is that what you wanted..?" She cups your face, her touch tentative. When you don't protest, she leans in. "Because I'll come back in a heartbeat. Just say it out loud, and I'll take you back right here."

You can't get the words out fast enough, and she immediately responds with a desperate kiss, her lips moving against yours with need. For a moment, it's perfect. Her taste is exactly how you had left it, the way she grasps your face like she had done in the past countless times, and her body meeting yours feels like coming back home after a trip that lasted far too long.

When you moan into the kiss, she breaks it to lavish attention all over the neck she remembers as sensitive. Her tongue is wet as it swirls against the delicate skin, making you gasp and lean further into her. It's not enough, though. You take her hand, tugging at it with an obvious request.

"Such a needy girl," she laughs, but Ellie doesn't hesitate, her hand moving up your dress. When she meets your bare, wet pussy, she pauses. Her eyes slightly widen out of shock.

"No underwear? Did you plan this?" She mumbles into your ear playfully, pulling back in hopes of seeing your flustered expression. Instead, she sees something more like guilt. "Babe..?"

"I came here planning on.. sleeping with someone else," you confess quietly, your heart sinking as Ellie's touch quickly leaves your body.

Now, she is the one to scoff, giving you a look of incredulity. "Really?"

"I'm s-"

"Don't fucking start," she cuts you off. You stay silent now. "You were all pissy at me for even kissing someone else, but you came to this party so sure you were gonna fuck someone else that you didn't bother wearing panties?"

You're quiet. It's telling.

"Yeah? That's what I thought."

Ellie wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, and you hear the slam of the door closing as fast as you register she had opened it. You're back to walling now, only this time, with a twinge of guilt you can't rid yourself of.

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[roc-haze]

From the Pushing It Down and Praying series

Something, Somehow, Someday | WillNE

This fic is a bit of backstory/continuation from the previously uploaded part ‘Where We Start’. You can find all of the links and bits here on the link below. For the most part, these chapters are in chronological order. But the context is necessary!!

A week post drunk yap in George’s bath

It was moving day. Y/N found herself sitting on the floor of her empty flat. She’d spent the last week having tough conversations with Alex - chats about dividing their finances, finding their new apartments, letting go of the future they’d once dreamed of. It wasn’t easy, farewelling the familiar. Alex had taken it well. The “I love you but I don’t think I’m your forever person” had landed better than Y/N had expected. Turns out he had known it had gone stale too. He didn’t raise his voice or beg her to stay. He had simply just said, “I think you’re right. We’ve outgrown each other.” All that said, the emotional part was heavy.

Y/N had plans to run with Theo, but found herself packing her belongings. Alex was still hanging around, packing up the last of his vinyls. They’d ultimately decided to both move out of their shared place, feeling like a new place would help them to start fresh. A quick call to Theo with a rushed explanation of “sorry mate I can’t come today, Alex and I have split so I’m moving my things out” hadn’t put him at ease like she’d hope it would. Instead, he’d panicked and immediately put a call into a few of the boys for help.

30 minutes later, Theo was walking through her front door, coffee tray in one hand and an almond croissant in the other. “You didn’t sound too good on the phone. I thought you could use some help”, handing her a coffee and croissant before wrapping his arms around her and embracing her in a hug.

“A hug would’ve been enough but the coffee and pastry is the cherry on top.” She smiled softly, letting out a breath.

“I thought it might be” Theo laughed, squeezing her tighter.

Catching a glimpse of Alex in his peripheral, Theo pulled away. “Hey mate!” He approached, hugging him. Alex had once been a part of the fold. He was happy to host dinners at home, attended the group parties and participated in the fun runs. The group loved him as much as they loved Y/N. But at some point, he stopped joining in. He got busy at work, found his own group of friends, wrapped himself up in his own interests.

“Okay so, professional cleaner is coming on Tuesday,” Alex spoke to Y/N. “Is there anything you need my help with before I take off?”.

“Okay. Well. This probably won’t be the last time I see you, but I just want to say,” Alex looked toward Theo, who took the hint and attempted to look busy. “Thank you. I’m really sorry things didn’t work out between us.”

“I dunno, I’d say they did. We’ve got nearly a decade of success.” She grinned, holding her arms out for a hug. She spoke quietly in his ear, “how lucky am I that you are the first man I’ve ever truly loved.”

Alex, not knowing how to respond, just held on a little tighter. A few moments later, they pulled apart, his hands softly grabbing her cheeks. He kissed her gently. “Love you.”

And with that, he put his key on the counter and walked out of the apartment.

“That nearly put a tear in my fucking eye.” Theo spoke from across the flat. He caught her eye, the two of them immediately breaking into laughter.

A thump at the door silenced them. “The fuck are you two cackling at?” Freezy spoke, sending them into giggles again.

—-

Theo had organised for the rest of the boys to meet them at Y/N’s new flat. Lux had been sent to IKEA to pick up the remainder of her flat pack furniture, Reev had stopped in at the garden nursery to pick up a few pieces for her and Harry was expected to be late (but would arrive with alcohol).

Freezy, Y/N and Theo lay spread across the floor of the new apartment. They’d taken turns dragging box after box into the service elevator, eventually deciding to call it a day and pass off the work to the others.

Not long after, Lux arrived with the boot of his car stacked to the brim. He walked through the door, carrying several IKEA boxes. “Right, where do you want this?”.

Y/N chuckled, biting back the lump in her throat. “Bedroom. Those look like bookshelves.”

Putting the box down in the bedroom, he walked back out. “And where do you want me?”.

She sat up and held her arms out for a hug. Lux grabbed her hands, pulling her up and into a tight embrace. He spoke softly. “You and I have been friends for a long time, so I don’t always feel like I have to tell you I love you. Because you already know. But I do.”

“I know. I love you too. Thanks for being here.” She spoke, voice muffled by his shoulder.

The rest of the crew - Reev and Harry - showed up not long after, but it was Theo, Freezy and Lux who held her together. They were like the big brothers she had always wanted.

Hours later, they were sat on the living room floor assembling a flat pack shelf when Harry approached her, handing her a glass of wine. “I brought something a bit stronger too but thought I’d test the waters.” He laughed, leaning down to kiss her temple. Theo took over the assembly, taking her screwdriver. “Go sit down.”

Y/N took a seat on the couch, Lux sitting beside her and offering a quiet presence. “You know I’d totally understand if you wanted to have a quiet minute in the bathroom.” He spoke, searching her eyes. They had all felt the way she had been on edge, as if she were terrified to close the chapter.

“I’m okay,” she had replied with a tearful smile. He just wrapped an arm around her, pulling her into him, as they watched Theo fight with the flat pack.

“You’re not okay,” Lux spoke softly. “And we love you all the same.”

By the time sunset had come along, Y/N was mostly unpacked. Theo had put together and organised her bookshelves, Freezy had hung her artwork, Lux had colour coded her wardrobe, Reev had placed her favourite plants around the apartment and set up her vinyl collection, while Harry cleaned as they went and refilled their drinks. Sat on her couch and beanbags, the six of them shared Chinese food and watched an episode of a shitty show.

Will had messaged her: “Hey, call me later.”

She hadn’t yet, but she would.

———-

In the days following the move, Y/N found herself adjusting to the quiet.

It was all new - only cooking meals for one, not having to worry about someone else’s socks ending up in her laundry. She’d gotten to a new normal. Freya had kept her busy, taking her out on long walks, while Talia invited her over for pasta nights at her and Simon’s place.

Unsurprisingly, the boys rallied around her.

Theo would stop in at her office to have lunch with her, bringing her pieces of PR he’d received so they could unbox it together. She came home to find her favourite bottle of wine on the doormat with a tag on it reading “saw this and thought you’d like it - Harry xoxo”. Lux had shown up on a Thursday evening armed with takeaway, having rented one of her favourite movies to his Amazon Prime account. They showed up.

She also called Will. He listened.

——

Post dinner antics and his first tour of the apartment, Y/N decided to invite Will over .

I got a bottle of red with our names on it, she’d texted. And a cosy looking bathtub to yap in.

Be right there.

He opened the door to her flat, finding her on the couch with a cup of tea in hand. She was in flannel pyjamas, hair in a bun, pimple cream in its all glory. It was the most her she’d looked in a while.

He kicked off his shoes like he’d done it a hundred times before and grinned. “It smells like you’ve been baking.”

“Oh, I have. There’s some brownies for you.”

They sat on opposite ends of her couch this time, knees touching.

Their plans to sit in the bath and yap had been abandoned, choosing to instead sit on the couch, drink tea and share warm brownies.

“I’ve got a thought,” Will spoke, mouth full of baked goods.

“Oh fuck, that’s a scary thought.” Y/N laughed.

“Oi!” He laughed, jabbing her knee. “Why don’t we save the bath chats for the scary stuff?”. He paused. “Wait, poor choice of words. Bath chats are for when you wanna tell the truth but it’s a little frightening.”

“Yeah, that’s a good idea. Also reserved as an excuse to abandon loud parties.” She quirked an eyebrow.

“Done deal.”

A few hours later, she sat on the couch as Will dug through her vinyl collection.

Putting on one of her favourite Joni Mitchell records, he sat back down.

“I like this version of you,” Will said quietly, as she leaned her head on the armrest.

“What version’s that?” she murmured.

“The one who finally chose herself.”

——

By now, everyone knew. Will was in love with Y/N. Y/N was in love with Will. She was just going through it. Hadn’t finished grieving the end of the better part of a decade.

There was no secret between friends like theirs. Lux had caught Will staring at her once during dinner, and didn’t even need to say anything. He just patted his back and passed him another drink.

Theo had pulled Y/N aside at the dinner where she’d spilled her guts and told her, “When you’re ready, he’s ready. But until then, we’ve got you.”

Even George, who had pushed a little too hard at the Clarke-Hill-Dixon tour celebration had shown up at the reception desk of her work with flowers and coffee from her favourite cafe. “I feel like we have this sibling relationship sometimes and I took it too far,” he’d apologised. “These probably aren’t as good as any sort of bouquet Will would get you.”

“What’s Will got to do with you bringing me flowers?” She had asked.

“I figured you’d realised you were in love with him by now.” He’d replied, grin cheeky as ever.

——

About 4 weeks later, it happened.

They hadn’t kissed yet.

They hadn’t needed to.

She wasn’t ready.

He wasn’t going to push her. Instead, he kept a respectful distance. He’d known her for over a decade. He’d been in love with her for years. Waiting 6 weeks for her to deprogram from her relationship was the least he could do.

On a Saturday evening, they walked out of the cinema after sharing a few glasses of wine and a bucket of popcorn.

Stopping under a street lamp, Y/N stopped in her tracks. Will stopped too. “You okay?”.

“I think I’m there. I’ve arrived somewhere, I think,” she said softly.

He didn’t ask what she meant. He just nodded, gently resting a hand on her cheek. “Okay.”

And as they arrived at her door, she hesitated to close the door behind her.

“Will. Can you do me a favour?” She spoke softly.

“Yeah, what’s that?”.

“Kiss me.”

He stood closer, searching her eyes for any hint of cold feet. His hands found her waist, gently pulling her in. He leant down, their lips gently brushing before they eventually met.

Her hands traced along his arms, finding a place to rest in his hair.

Will broke the kiss to speak, murmuring “I can’t believe this is happening”. Y/N spoke, “you are so hot but shut up”. He didn’t need to be told a second time, stepping into her apartment and backing her into the wall by the door, devouring her in a searing kiss.

Goosebumps spread across her skin, his hands leaving a trail of fire wherever they touched. A decade of watching her love someone else. A decade of longing, loving, yearning for her when he didn’t have a name for it yet. A decade of her loving the wrong person, when he’d been in front of her the whole time. The kiss said it all.

She was his. He was hers.

No more pushing it down.

—

A/N: Annnnnd we’ve unlocked a new part! Let me know your thoughts pls xx

I do have a part related to this that just explores the platonic relationships within the group. Is this something you guys would be interested in? I know that some of you tend to enjoy the character building chapters 💌

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[nightghoul381]

Groom Training ~ Licht Klein-Episode 3

This a fan translation so it is definitely not 100% accurate. I do take some creative liberty to make it flow nicely in English, so it's not a one-to-one translation. I do not own anything related to Ikemen Prince. Support Cybird by buying their amazing stories!

Spicy- MDNI pls~

Episode 1 | Episode 2 | Episode 3 | Epilogue | Special Story

Licht: "...Huh?"

I instinctively loosened my arms from around her, and Emma shook her head vehemently.

Emma: “Oh, nothing!”

(Maybe she noticed that I was conscious of the vows?)

While I was wondering whether I should ask, Emma leaned in and stole my lips.

Emma: “Payback for earlier.”

Emma: “Thank you for always telling me that you love me. I love you too, Licht.”

Licht: “Thank you.”

Licht: “I can always feel your feelings.”

Once we whispered the words of love to each other, our desire for each other overflowed.

While kissing each other deeply, I pushed Emma onto the bed.

(I wonder if she’s aware of my training, but I don’t think it’s best to ask now.)

(If I ask the wrong way, I may be digging my own grave.)

(And…)

I pushed her negligee aside and took the top of her exposed breast into my mouth.

Emma: “Ngh…Licht…”

(If I touch Emma, I’ll soon lose all my ability to think.)

--

The days of training continued after that—

Soldier: “Prince Licht, your sword skills have improved a lot recently.”

Licht: “I’ve not done anything special, just the same as usual.”

(The fourth vows is ‘I will become a strong man’)

(Being strong enough to protect Emma has always been something I’ve wanted to do, so that’s fine…)

Licht: “—Jin is in trouble.”

Emma: “That was a disaster.”

Emma: “But…I would have liked to see Jin in a difficult position, forced to choose between sweet and non-sweet…”

(I feel like my conversations with Emma have become a little more…lively than before.)

(The problem is--)

Emma: “What’s wrong Licht? Why are you staring at my face so closely?”

Licht: “No reason…”

In the middle of our evening chat, I suddenly became anxious and stopped talking.

(The fifth vow is ‘I will always make you smile.’)

(Emma always smiles at me, but…)

(I realized something when I started practicing my vows.)

(I’m lacking in so many things.)

(After asking Emma to marry me and getting engaged…I felt a bit more confident than before.)

(Will I be able to make you smile forever?)

As I was thinking about this, Emma touched my tightly clenched fist.

Emma: “Hey Licht, do you want to go for an evening walk?”

--

Emma headed to the hill where the children had held their pretend wedding the other day.

Licht: “Why are we here?”

Emma: “Heehee, just wait a moment.”

Emma reached into the shadow of the tree—

Emma: “Tada!”

What she proudly showed me was a flower crown.

Licht: “That’s the one they used for the pretend wedding…No, the flowers are a different color.”

Licht: “Did you make it?”

Emma: “Yeah. It was so nice that I wanted to make one for you too, Licht.”

Licht: “For me…”

Emma: “Actually, I noticed something.”

Emma: “Licht, you’ve been trying really hard to put that boy’s vows into practice.”

Licht: “…I thought that might be the case.”

Licht: “Are you upset?”

Emma: “Not at all. You’re thinking of me, aren’t you?”

Emma: “I was happy, and it was really refreshing to hear more stories from you than ever before.”

Emma: “So, I wanted to respond to your feelings and have a play wedding between the two of us.”

Licht: “Including the flower crown?”

Emma: “Yeah…Maybe?”

Licht: “Okay, let’s do it.”

Emma’s face brightened as she held the flower crown.

(If this is what Emma says she wants to do, I won’t hesitate.)

(…but is it okay for a groom like me to have so many shortcomings?)

Emma stood where the bride had been, and I stood facing her in the groom’s position.

Licht: “What do we do?”

Emma: “The groom makes his vows and the bride places her wreath on him.”

Emma: “And then… the bride kisses the groom on the cheek and it’s done.”

Licht: “It’s really cute that you got embarrassed at that part.”

Emma: “Sorry… I was explaining it and suddenly felt shy.”

(It’s true that this is a pretend wedding… but that’s exactly why I feel so embarrassed.)

(It’s not a ceremony or anything like that, it’s just a ‘vow’.)

Licht: “Let’s start with the groom’s oath.”

Licht: “I vow— I will talk a lot with you.”

Licht: “I won’t leave anything on my plate even if I don’t like it. I’ll tell you ‘I love you’ and kiss you every day. I’ll become a strong man.”

Licht: “And I’ll keep you smiling.”

Licht: “…Honestly, I think there are a lot of things I’m lacking right now.”

Licht: “But, after playing wedding, I’ve realized…”

Licht: “Giving up because it’s impossible is not an option.”

Licht: “So even though I’m like this, I hope you’ll continue to support me.”

Licht: “…That was an uncool oath, sorry.”

Emma: “No, not at all. I’m very happy.”

Emma: “Actually, I’m the one who’s lacking a lot, but I hope you’ll help me out.”

Licht: “Yeah, of course.”

Emma: “…well, this is really embarrassing.”

After the vows, Emma shyly lifted her flower crown.

I bent down so it would be easier to place it on my head—

Emma: “Oh.”

The wreath passed over my head and fell smoothly onto my neck.

The two of us looked at each other in surprise at the unexpected turn of events.

Licht: “……”

Emma: “……”

Licht: “Well, um…sorry.”

Emma: “Sorry about that. It seems it was a little too big.”

Emma covered her mouth with both hands as if she regretted her actions, but after a moment her shoulders shook slightly.

Emma: “Heehee. It isn’t a crown, it’s a necklace.”

Emma: “Seriously, it really is…”

(Ah…)

Seeing Emma lowering her eyebrows and smiling softly, my heart suddenly felt lighter.

(Maybe I was overthinking it.)

(Emma is smiling just being with me like this.)

(I thought I had to make her smile, but there’s no need to be so caught up in the vows that I lose sight of the present.)

Emma: “I’m going to re-braid it, so I’ll take it off for now.”

I took Emma’s hand, which was outstretched to take the flower crown, and held it tightly.

Emma: “Licht?”

Licht: “It’s fine the way it is…I like it like this.”

Licht: “So please, stay by my side and smile forever.”

Emma: “…!”

Emma let out a slightly surprised gasp—

Emma: “…Yes. Licht, stay by my side forever, too.”

Licht: “Of course.”

After exchanging the most important vow of all, I kissed Emma softly.

(Actually, you only wanted a kiss on the cheek, so please forgive me for now.)

(Growth is necessary, but I can’t just focus on changing.)

(I will protect the present moment, when I can laugh with Emma.)

(From now on, forever. No matter what happens.)

The unspoken oath melted away in the warmth of our lips.

Every time I felt the bond between me and Emma, my heart was filled with a renewed sense of happiness, as I promised my future to the person I loved.

Episode 1 | Episode 2 | Episode 3 | Epilogue | Special Story

[drivebypainter]

Hi! I love your sv peak assignment quiz (I got qian cao) 😁

I'm really curious about what some of the most common answers to the questions were though!!! Is there any way of seeing the responses? Would be willing to share? I've gotta know- was there a six balls sweep?????

Awww thank you <3333

Unfortunately though, the website doesn't let me see what the most common answers are :( However I can infer through that stats I can see and basically what fandom favorites are from popular tags on tumblr- what were most likely the common choices!

This is the stats on which peaks were chosen the most.

And as you can see Qian Cao, Hao Chi, Qiong Ding, and An Ding Peaks are currently the top four popular peaks! (also insane that 1k people took this quiz LMAO).

The reason why these peaks are the highest are likely because they have the most "passive" or "morally good" answers when it comes to the situation questions.

But, lets not get carried away! We are here for Six Balls!!

Q: "Which obscure SVSSS side character do you like the most?"

You get 6 possible choices for an answer:

A(1): "Antelope Demoness (A young demoness who looks after SQQ when he is kidnapped by Tianlang-jun)"

It is unlikely a lot of people picked this because she has no name (thus no real tag for her on tumblr or on any site) and I doubt many people remembered her. (Though picking her did give you a point towards Qiong Ding- the 3rd most popular result)

A(2): "Six Balls (The young demon who gives SQQ Liu Mingyan's sword tassel)"

Six Balls!! While the fandom behind Six Balls is small, he is definitely considered a fan favorite by the more dedicated SVSSS fans! (also if you picked this one you got one point towards An Ding, An Ding being top 4 in the popular results).

A(3): "LBH's Mother (The old washer woman who takes care of a young LBH)"

Now LBH's mother despite being technically nameless would be a relatively popular choice because of how often she shows up in fanfiction, fanart of younger binghe, and popular fanon ideas in the fandom <3 (Also her choice gave you a point towards Hao Chi which is the SECOND highest result!)

A(4): Yang Yixuan (The young man who helps SQQ, LQG, and MQF during the Jin Lan City arc)

Another fan favorite and he shows up for longer then a paragraph in the books! Yang Yixuan also has a pretty dedicated fan base, with lots of fanfiction either directly dedicated to him (via ships or little character studies) or involving him in some way (I.e. background/support character)! So I can imagine a lot of people choosing this option! (Also choosing him gives you a point towards Qian Cao Peak- which is the highest ranked result!)

A(5): The Unnamed Ku Xing Peak Lord (He is mentioned to have a harsh temper!) 

I dont really see a lot of people picking this guy, after all he is both nameless and barely shows up in canon- not only that he seems to be quite harsh! (Also if you chose him your points would go into both Qing Jing and Suan Ming- both relatively low on the popular results)

A(6): Ji Jue (A disciple during LQG's generation who fights SQQ outside of a brothel)

Another character I dont really see people picking, despite the fact he has a name, he doesn't seem that cool... plus picking a fight with a fan favorite like Shen Qingqiu..?? Yikes! (And yet again picking this option would not get you into a super popular peak based on results).

So basically to boil this all down, I think most people either picked Luo Binghe's Adopted Mother, Six Balls, or Yang Yixuan!

Also we could probably just settle this by running a poll.. oops!

[lexumpysfunland]

what would insaine narrator think of the swap variant of him?

I believe this one was addressed to him before I actually made a real Swap (so Walter swapping with Stanley). But since I'm not sure, you'll have Og Walter thoughts on the actual swap and the insane variant.

[anghraine]

It's honestly kind of funny to me that catapulting into Kirk/Spock shipping has launched my usual "meh, not into jealousy as a metric of romantic love" shipping tendency out the window and instead I'm genuinely charmed by the extent to which they reflect the same unhealthy seething jealousy.

This is most obvious with Spock, but you'll get McCoy joking about Spock falling in love with a computer (not an android, a stationary computer) and McCoy being A Normal Guy Joking About His Friend Having a Hobby is immediately contrasted with Kirk's barely repressed jealousy (you can all but see him thinking "time to talk another computer to death" while McCoy just laughs at his own joke about it). Kirk gets more and more generally insecure until Spock publicly declares that, while he does like an efficient computer, Kirk is irreplaceable and he doesn't want to serve anyone or anything else, and Kirk looks like he's about to kiss him on the bridge.

(Kirk still talks the computer to death, btw, for plot reasons. But big "Edith Keeler must die" energy.)

I also enjoy Kirk's horror/outrage at Leila Kalomi and her obvious gloating over "taking" Spock from him in the docility sex pollen episode and Kirk's willingness to do or say anything to get Spock back vs Spock bleeding intensity throughout "Requiem for Methuselah" as Kirk falls in love with Rayna, then Spock numbly listening to McCoy's speech about how he can never understand the glories or agonies of romantic love triangles or passionate love before waiting for him to leave and then wiping Rayna from Kirk's mind. Just two bros who are totally normal about each other!

[tartppola]

Happy birthday! I hope you like this little gift of sorts👉👈

Blue, like blueberries. Little berries that you could roll around on your fingers, the juice within a gentle sweetness that lingered on your tongue, long after the fruit itself was eaten.

Much like Deuce’s touch, and how the warmth of his fingers seem to linger on your skin, even long after he’s let go. Not that he does that often. Deuce’s hand seems magnetically drawn to yours, with the way his fingers seem to slip ever so gently into your own, his thumb caressing the back of your palm softly.

He’s not conscious of it, sometimes. When you point out the fact that both of you are holding hands, Deuce turns beet red, muttering about how he didn’t mean to, but your hands are oh-so-soft… he can’t let go, even if he wanted to.

Please let him continue holding your hand…

Red, red like strawberries. A tangy, tantalisingly sweet taste that seems to come alive on the very tip of your tongue. Flavours dancing in a passionate fervor, vying for your attention.

Much like Ace’s relentless teasing. The way he seems to have sly line after line spilling from his tongue, poking fun at you. Ace tries to be all so suave, sliding right next to you with a joke in hand, but as cool as he tries to be, Ace can’t really stop the blush on his cheeks whenever you come close. He’s hyper aware of your presence then, his heart rate going insane.

Can’t you see the effect you have on him? Ace would literally do anything for you. Hell, you could tell him to run into the sea, and he’ll do it, all his clothes on. Although he’ll be a little sneaky about it. You see, he would do anything for you.

But he also wants to do everything with you.

So he’ll drag you and Deuce together, running wildly into the incoming waves. Laughing as the sea breeze combs through all three of your hairs, while the salty caress of the sea washes over you three.

Hand in hand, facing the setting sun.

For as the sun sets, your hearts are still warm, flickering with the crimson flames of love.

The love you three have for each other.

OOOOOOYYGGH???? AAAHUYYIIIGGH?????????????? CERUUUUUU???? GHHCFFGAAAAAAA

[dorkicon]

venting onthe robot blog yet again. tw death in the tags

[sweetest-honeybee]

How long do commissions usually take? I’ve ordered from an artist before and they said nothing for like 3 months

I try to do them within 60 days but life gets in the way more than I’d like to sometimes 😅 if the artist hasn’t said anything you can always check in on progress and worst case scenario, you can always ask for a refund if you paid upfront

[syrips]

Do you think Strahd is a good kisser or is he just a pathetic old man?

HII!!

i legitimately think he's a great kisser, and several reasons for that

dude's whole trope is conquest/hunger (hes gonna conquest that mouth)

he canonically has soft/reddish lips

dude describes the way he sucks blood from the willing, and it is very sensual

dude is. so physically touchstarved. he WILL not only kiss you but probably bite your lip/tongue too just to add in some flavor

his charm. oh god. his charm. not only is it a charm, its a vampire charm, and its THE vampire, strahd, 's charm. imagine how much more intense/sensual/romantic itd be under the effect of his charm. not that he even needs it. holy heck.

his history. sure, it's cheesy for him to say how hes fuqed women and how great he is at sex and stuff. but i think he's being honest with it, especially because we see multiple media/sources of his charm/seduction/charisma/physical abilities from different characters/perspectives

so, imo, he's a great kisser AND a pathetic old man!!

[unicorn-academy-brainrot]

Can we have some hc of Isabel and Val cause these two are straight up enemies to lovers one bed trope

I posted some of my headcanons here a little while back! I also have a little fanfic/story cooking up in my noggin but I don't know how to express it just yet, I think equally in words and visuals and right now they're both getting bungled up but i just KNOW the two of them had a tense moment on the beach during their beach date AHHHHHHHH im gonna go crazy!!! i cant decide whether to write it out or to make a little comic idk!!!

but anyways here's some new ones cuz i think about them way too much

-Val and Isabel are both early risers. Isabel wakes up early to do training like we see in her short and Val wakes up early to do her beauty routine and maybe do some training/studying too, but I think they both like the excuse to be the only ones awake at the same time as well. Also I don't believe in the rest of the sapphire's abilities to voluntarily wake up early lol (except Ava SOMETIMES). They probably have some cute genuine moments when they're both not quite awake yet and nobody else is around for them to pretend for

-I think Val and Isabel also get tired early since they are early risers, I think they probably fall asleep on each other's shoulders by "accident" during one of their camping trips while stargazing

-Isabel thinks its funny to openly flirt with Val ("heyyyy Valentinaaa~") cuz it's easy to make her blush and angrily deny it but I think Valentina's soft moments makes Izzy's brain absolutely malfunction and explode

-ISABEL IS ALWAYS FINDING DUMB EXCUSES TO TOUCH VAL!!! Grabbing her hand to arm wrestle, grabbing her arm to "pull her out of danger", putting her arm around Val's shoulders to "annoy" her, etc etc. Of course Val secretly likes it but she's gotta put on the front that she doesn't lol.

.... i need to draw some of these sometime

ty for the ask!! :D

[inkyrainstorms]

hey do you want to be a part of the 10th circle of hell (blank's writing collab)? we're all writing a little ditty of stan almost dying and rolling it all into one thing

we have beanbag chairs

here look at these five star reviews

its really fun we haveee uhhhhhh people an d stangst and everyone's helping each other research we have our own little community going on

i'm terrible at pitching things but if you want to join i can dm you the link, if not you dont have to answer this ask and you can throw rocks at me if you want

ignore the inconsistency in name colors i dont kniow what the fuck blank is doing but little preview of why you should totally join !! if you want !!

I would love to!!! I saw this while walking home this afternoon, and decided I’d answer it when I got home, and then, while walking, I formulated a whole little one shot in my brain where mullet!Stanley nearly dies. So. I might be set, aha. This is so fun.

I will warn you, though, I am. Atrocious about Discord because the only place I can access it is on my old broken iPad (I may have…. Forgotten the password) (I made this thing like 4 years ago and haven’t had to sign in since in my defense) (I’ve made Choices in my life, okay)

the iPad still works! She’s a strong one, even though she dies if I leave her alone too long and I have to do a wholeass ritual to revive her. It’s just…

… yeah. I’ve been letting her rest for the past several months, she deserves it

So! To summarize! Please add me on the discord, I would love to join! If I don’t respond in a timely manner please know it is not your fault it is mine, and please try tumblr next because the chances of reaching me are infinitely better!!

[oynonrings]

🪤 sits on the edge of my seat blinking at you with huge eyelashes waiting for you to answer the like 4 asks you must have in your inbox

yeagh i got like 4 asks

[gwyns]

hi ☺️ here’s a little gift 🫶

https://www.instagram.com/p/C56SSFirUTf/?igsh=d3B1ZXFpcjZhZ3hs

ALJKHSKJGHDKLJDSLKSLKD

THE COLORS, THE ATMOSPHERE, THE SOFT WAY HE'S LOOKING AT HER.... they are so beautiful. i need them. they own me

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SHARING <3

[the-garuru-platoon]

Christmas is coming!! What is everyone wishing from Santa this year? <3

Garuru: we don’t have this holiday on Keron but giroro wrote to me about it. Getting eachother gifts boosts morale and promotes learning more about your other platoon members. It’s also nice to get a gift once in awhile.

Pururu: how come you don’t have much on your wish list?

Garuru: I’m a simple man

[i-eat-deodorant]

*kisses you on the lips* *kisses you on the lips* *kisses you on the lips* *kisses you on the lips* ur perfect baby don't ever 4get that

am kithed,,,,