#Source: Hotel Transylvania 2

[nerdasaurus1200]

Charlie: That’s my girlfriend suckers!!!

Vaggie: Your wife, Charlie.

Charlie: My WIFE! Even better!

[incorrectbatfamquotes]

Dick Grayson: That’s my girlfriend, suckers!

Barbara Gordon: Your wife, Nightwing.

Dick Grayson: MY WIFE! Even better!

[incorrect-agatha]

Agatha, very drunk and pointing to Rio: That’s my ex-girlfriend suckers!

Lilia: Actually she’s your ex-wife-

Agatha: My ex-WIFE! EVEN BETTER!

[gravityglitch-blog]

(sees Uzi do something cool, then turns to anyone who will listen)

N: Whoa-ho, you feel me now? That's my girlfriend, suckers!

Uzi: Your wife, N.

N: My wife! Even better!

[lilythelitten]

Irratino, drunk: *points to Logico* That’s my boyfriend, suckers!

Logico: Your husband, Tino.

Irratino: My husband! Even better!

[the-most-powerful-ruler]

*Pitaya Dragon Cooke, Royal Margarine cookie, Tart Tatin Cookie, Wildberry Cookie, Hollyberry Cookie, and Snapdragon Cookie are on a big cliff.*

Wild Berry: "We shouldn't be up here, Pitaya."

Pitaya Dragon: "Who'sss ready to fly?"

Snapdragon: *Excited babbling*

Wild Berry: "Look, the thing is only like a week old. Maybe it's not supposed to fly."

Pitaya Dragon: "Quiet. This isss how they learn. You throw them and they figure it out. It's how I was taught."

Snapdragon: "I waba fla"

Pitaya Dragon: "Yeah you do."

Hollyberry: "I can't watch"

Royal Margarine: "Please don't!"

Pitaya Dragon: "Here we go!" *Throws Snapdragon*

Snapdragon: "Weeeeeeeee-"

Wild Berry: "They're still not flying."

Pitaya Dragon: "They will."

Tart Tatin: "Still not."

Pitaya Dragon: "It'll happen."

Wild Berry: "This is a tall cliff."

Pitaya Dragon: "That's why it'ssw good."

Royal Margarine: "You should get them."

Tart Tatin: "It's gonna fall to its death."

Pitaya Dragon: "They're taking their time."

Snapdragon: *starts screaming.*

Wild Berry: "Pitaya!"

Pitaya Dragon: "I did that my first time."

Royal Margarine: "They're getting too close to the ground!"

Pitaya Dragon: "...You know what they're not gonna fly." *Flys down after Snapdragon.*

[rurilamb]

Lamb: *Gesturing towards Ruri* You see that? That's my girlfriend, suckers!

Ruri: Your wife, Lamb.

Lamb: My wife! Even better!

[javastark]

*Aziraphale does the halo trick thing*

Crowley: That's my boyfriend! Aziraphale: Your husband, Crowley Crowley: My husband! Even better

[sombrashe]

Valeria, drunk, pointing at you: That’s who I'm dating, suckers!

You: We're married, Valeria.

Valeria: We're married! Even better!

[nerdasaurus1200]

Soren: That’s my boyfriend suckers!

Corvus: Your husband, Soren.

Soren: My husband! Even better!

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Steph: Do you like Richie? Max: What?! Pfft, no! Come on, he's so weird and awkward. It's like, are you an idiot or do you know you're adorable?

[mikitheswiftie]

Lisa: Adrien said his first word

Dracula: He did🤩

Lisa: Go on honey, say it again

Baby Alucard: Bleh, Bleh-Bleh

Dracula: I don’t say Bleh, Bleh-Bleh 😤

[the-patchwork-girl-of-oz]

Uncle Henry: THATS MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKERS

Aunt Em: your wife, Henry.

Uncle Henry: MY WIFE! EVEN BETTER!

[mlgneverdies]

Location: The skate spot with the skater gang; Jenny just showed off some mad skillz

Rex: You feel me now? That's my girlfriend, suckers!

Jenny: Your wife, Rex.

Rex: My wife! Even better.

[incorrect-sonic-the-hedgehog]

Opal: That's my girlfriend suckers!

Blaze: Your wife, Opal

Opal: My wife, even better!

[shadow-coolness]

*Omelettas first words*

Omeletta: Hue Hue Hue.

Metal Sonic: (deadpan) I don't say Hue Hue Hue.

[he leaves the room]

Sage: Hue Hue Hue.

Dennis: Hue Hue Hue!

[MS drops down from the ceiling]

MS: IT WAS YOU!