#Spideytorch

[malenjoyer]

only 3 people follow me for marvel probably but here you go

[mustasekittens]

buddie spideytorch | brainworms and f4 suit by @izzyzzart

[incorrect-spideytorch]

Peter: Did it hurt?

Johnny: *sighs* When I feel from heaven?

Peter: When you fell from the vending machine?

Johnny: ..?

Peter: Because you’re a snack.

[ask-spiderpool]

[detectivewebs]

The human heating pad

[doubleragnarok]

Favorite Fantastic four member?

Johnny: OK, who's your second favorite from F4?

Spidey: Definitely Sue Storm (she's a scientist too).

Johnny: How about another Storm? Who's the third? Come on man, you can't do this to me!

Spidey: ...

Spidey: But I do admire the way Ben has adapted to any domestic and social difficulties when changes have been made to his body...

Johnny: F@ck you!

[edgepunk]

more unfinished stuff

[ette-lette]

"Bro, you are my light"

"Bro"

[sciderman]

more illegality

[winterspiderpurrs]

Okay okay but no one believes Peter is in a relationship. Sure people know he changed his Facebook status a few months back. But no one else was connected to it.

" My boyfriend doesn't have a facebook "

So yeah a lot of his college classmates think that he is lying about it. Sure some of them could admit that Peter was cute adorable even but they just can't picture this nerd who wore big sweaters, baggy clothes and sweatshirt to have any game.

Then, the day someone mixed some chemicals wrong during their lab day. Beakers exploded. Splashing stuff everywhere. Classmates quickly having to strip jackets and shirts off before the chemicals soak in and burn the skin.

" Oh shit Parker "

People turn to look at Peter, who has a bright blush spreading. His neck and chest and abs( yes, he had a small 6pack who knew!) It was covered in hickey's and bite marks.

They were even more surprised when the mysterious boyfriend actually shows up with a change of clothes.

[traincat]

Johnny, I am so super not avail rn. Remember? You're my guy tho! Best guy! Literally at a wake. Get over here if it's not urs.

Love Unlimited #69

[melonnabar]

[mad-tears]

The story is about Peter hating Johnny for being an awful roomate and they just decided to draw Johnny as the perfect malewife. 

[fruitt-bat]

[Spider-Man/Human Torch (2005) Issue #3]

[ask-spiderpool]

[mavigator]

one of the main reasons spideytorch could potentially fail as a relationship is because johnny would unironically purchase and wear designer clothes and brag about them being designer , causing peter to have graphic violent visions of beating johnny to death whenever johnny puts on his 800 dollar t shirt. one of the other reasons is because johnny would say “baby” and peter would go “yes ☺️?” and lift his head only to realize johnny was talking to the fucking chevy impala again