#Sports Commentator

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Joe Biden was an ESPN sports commentator. He was simultaneously commentating a sportsball match and the music video for MUNA’s “Silk Chiffon.”

[gerardlesudiste]

Jackie Redmond

[newseager]

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[canadachronicles]

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So long, Scott!

I felt emotional listening to him, too. I'm already nostalgic about the Paris 2024 Games...

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[iamarec]

*player trips kinda directly into camera*

Commentator 1: “Looks like some of our crew on bourbon street last night.”

Commentator 2: “No maybe the night before. We had curfew last night.”

Commentator 1: “Ah yes the curfew. Everyone adhered to it.”

[thhouseofblack]

iliad adaptation that follows the actual book to a tee EXCEPT it has odysseus in the background commentating like one of those sports commentators on every single scene, like:

"Achilles - yes, the Achilles - has just received word that Patroclus, his dearest companion, his partner in the camps and possibly in other activities (depending on who you ask), has fallen in battle! This is a moment in history, folks! Achilles is on his knees, howling at the sky like a man who just lost his entire world, ever the theatre kid!"

"Now, forget about Achilles, let’s talk about the real losers here: the entire Achaean betting pool. That’s right! If you had money on ‘Patroclus survives the war,’ you might as well start handing over your gold and spoils!"

"Hector is on the run, folks! I repeat, Hector is on the run! This is NOT a drill! The Trojan prince is circling the walls of Troy, and Achilles is right behind him, faster than Grandpa Hermes on cattle stealing duty! That’s one… two… three laps around the city! My, my, my, this reminds me of my sister's unfulfilled weight loss plans."

"AND Agamemnon fires back! Says Achilles is just a whiny soldier who doesn’t respect the chain of command! Achilles’ jaw just dropped, I don’t think I’ve seen him this offended since someone suggested Patroclus should wear his armour. And now - oh, oh, folks, he’s reaching for his sword! HE IS ACTUALLY GOING FOR HIS SWORD! ARE WE ABOUT TO WITNESS A MURDER LIVE?! IS ACHILLES FINALLY FULFILLING EVERYONE'S DREAMS TO KILL AGAMEMNON?!"

"AND HERE COMES THE SLAUGHTER! Diomedes is absolutely dominating the battlefield - twelve men down, zero resistance! Look at that form! That precision! Just a drool worthy performance of a true warrior! Meanwhile, I’m executing a perfect steal - warhorses? Mine now! That’s right, folks, I am officially expanding my contingent of stolen goods!”

“So there you have it, folks! Another flawless Odysseus-Diomedes Special™ - efficient, deadly, and absolutely not romantic in any way, despite what the Myrmidons are snickering about behind our backs. Yes, we can hear you!"

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[gynii]

@hey-omi got me into aftg last semester and i made this for them as part of an art trade last month! so now yall get to see it :)

[bisexualcroissant]

i love that neil is canonically 5’3. like it’s easy to forget that he is also pretty small because of how much freaking aura this kid has in every room he walks into. i always forget that he’s literally like. he’s a short king. andrew’s known as the “tiny” goalkeeper but neil isn’t that much taller. yet he has insane presence so you kind of don’t even notice most of the time. and i love that he leans into things like his speed, his endurance, his agility when playing exy in line with this, as opposed to strength/size. it makes me love him even more.

[ladyphlogiston]

"It's really hard for running backs to get a lot of yards, once they stop their feet."

I find football commentary hilarious.

[sublimerences]

Lawlight duking it out 💥💥💥

[wintergrofyuri]

ok but no seriously when are we going to talk about the fact that cold and smitten both have heartless imagery. cold getting his heart ripped out by spectre. smitten tearing his own chest open to remove his heart and give it to someone. like. what is wrong with them. like genuinely

i need smitten to call him heartless and cold being all "and you would know all about that wouldnt you" and smitten has to be held back from snapping his fucking neck. i think hed HATE how similar they are i really do. and cold wld love dangling it above his head. hook line and sinker.

and ofc, he doesnt just do it for the love of the game, altho he is a world champion at it. its self destructive. he wants to be hurt so bad. freak. but he cant just walk up to someone and go "hey can you stab me a lil" bc a) thats vulnerability and b) NOBODY is going to do it. so he just sticks to provoking people to get what he wants. and smitten will always fall for it bc hes an emotionally driven person. his heart outweighs his head. i feel like even if he was toldexactly what cold was doing hed still struggle not to react. hes just that kind of guy.

anyways theyre like this to me

[iamarec]

Saying “it’s bowl season” as an excuse to do and say crazy things.

Commentator 1: “Wife wants you to go shopping? Sorry. It’s bowl season.”

Commentators talking about how they had lunch together the previous day and Commentator 1 kept stealing bread from the others plate. Commentator 1’s response: “It’s bowl season”

[thhouseofblack]

round 2 of odysseus commentating during the events of the iliad sports commentator-esque because I can't stop myself~

part 1

"Menelaus grabs him by the helmet, DRAGS him across the battlefield like he's an unpaid intern - but OH! Aphrodite steps in with the divine clutch! She swipes Paris out of the fight faster than you can say ‘coward with abs’ and poofs him back to Helen’s boudoir. And listen - I know what you’re thinking, but no, Helen and Paris are NOT relationship goals. That’s not love, that’s god-sponsored codependency!"

"Naturally we press him for info - standard interrogation tactics, nothing too extreme of course. And what’s this? Dolon spills EVERYTHING. No hesitation. No bluffing. He’s giving away Hector’s strategy, spicy details on the Trojan camp, and even directions to the Thracian allies. Folks, this is what we call a game-changing turnover! Just an absolute FAILURE on defense from the Trojans!"

"This just in - Achilles is still on the bench, deep in his ‘no war, no friends, no bitches, only sulk’ era, burrito-ing - no don't ask me what a burrito is. But Patroclus has entered the chat! He’s asking to wear his armour, folks. That’s right - man just pulled a full ‘Can I wear your hoodie?’ except the hoodie is a legendary set of god made armour - NO DON'T ASK ME WHAT A HOODIE IS. Anyway, Achilles unsurprisingly agrees - but says, quote, ‘Don’t go too hard, babe.’ I mean, ‘dear friend.’ Very normal. Totally heterosexual battlefield banter. Diomedes and I do it all the time trust!"

"We’re live back on the Achaean Airtime, folks, and it’s the showdown we’ve all been waiting for - Menelaus vs. Paris, husband vs. homewrecker, Softboy with a sweet smile vs Slut of the decade- OKAY FINE I'll focus Agamemnon. Menelaus comes in HOT, swinging like a man who just walked in on his wife with the guy who was on a stripping pole two minutes ago. Paris, meanwhile, shows up in a leopard print cloak. Bold move, my guy. Bold move."

"Achilles? Crying. Priam? Crying. The gods? Crying. Me? Probably crying too - but that's cause I miss my wife. This is the most emotionally-mature move Achilles has made in the ENTIRE war!"

"And folks, let’s address the very unfounded rumours going around in the Achaean camp. Some of you out there seem to think that just because Diomedes and I work in perfect synchronization, communicate with a single glance, and trust each other with our lives, that there’s something... EXTRA going on here. But let me be VERY clear - this is PURELY professional chemistry! Just two warriors, out on a mission, under the stars, bodies moving in tandem, breathing as one - WAIT, I MEAN - Forget that last part! POINT IS: No romance here! Absolutely none! Not even a little bit! LET'S MOVE ON."

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time 😭✋️

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

rip Dallas Winston u would have loved making thirst traps n having 13 banned TikTok accounts