#Storm7breaker posts

[storm-breaker7]

This is gonna be specific but can you make a Cyberverse! Cheetor x Snow Leopard! Femme! Reader. The plot is that the Autobots including Cheetor have to find the Crystal of Unity and they found the guardian of the Crystal of Unity (Y/n) and the deceptions stole the Crystal of Unity and Cheetor falls in love with Y/n

Ok first of all, I love snow leopards. Second of all I love cyberverse Cheetor. Third of all I love cyberverse Cheetor.

Need Someone

Summary: A bad day turns out to be slightly rewarding. After being lonely for so long, this might not be so bad.

Pairing: Cheetor X Reader

Warning: lil angst with comfort, (idrk it seems safe enough but tell me if i missed somthin)

I drag my servos across my faceplate. A low groan escaped me before I picked up a small pebble. I threw it elsewhere swiftly. I threw my servos up and my frame crumbled back to the ground. A clunk echoed. Then more, rhythmic ones followed, faintly getting closer.

I don't bother to turn around when I hear the clangs stop near the entrance to the temple. Don't even bother. Somebot walks up next to me, reaching their hand out. I smack it away and cower into the corner more. Continuing to run through the what-ifs.

"What are you doing here?" A stoic voice asks a-ways-away, only now letting themselves in. The hand that reached out for me earlier was their medic.

I gave them all a hard glare as I pulled myself up. Returning to my full height, rivaling their leader (or who I assumed was their leader).

"Why do you care? Came back for seconds, couldn't get enough?" I hissed, flexing my servos.

A few shared glances and a large, yellow bot stepped up and offered a servo, "You see, us Autobots haven't been here before. We however did detect Decepticons here. Care to Explain?"

My optic twitched, how dare these bots come into my home and demand answers from me after I was robbed of the only thing I was made for.

"I will explain nothing. Your friends pried the Crystal from my unwilling servos. And you come again!" I yell, balling my fist and giving the yellow bot - that, in my defense, was nearest to me - and gave them a strong right hook.

He yelped and fell backward, the bot behind him jumping out of the way. I jabbed a digit in the leaders direction.

"Why can't you and your hollow friends leave me alone. The big grey lugnut going to come back and help you finish me off?"

"Wait slow down," A smaller, more yellow bot waves their servos around, "Megatron came here and stole what off you?"

"I told you I'm not explaining anything to the likes of you." I grumbled, turning away and pacing around.

"Well, I'll start." The yellow bot offered, "I'm Bumblebee, were all Autobots and the bots that just came and stole this crystal thingy off you are Decepticons. They aren't our friends."

I hum, narrowing my optics. After Bumblebee introduced me to everyone, I grimaced and apologized to Grimlock for punching him. Then I went off explaining who and what I was. Though I could feel curious green optics trace my every movement.

"The Crystal of Unity is, long story short, a manipulation device. In the right hands it could bring together worlds on the brink of civil war. But in the wrong hands..." I sigh, "I'm afraid it is just a tool of mind control. The Crystal, no matter how strong or trained the mind is, will always be able to make the victim do whatever the wielder desires."

"So this can be used against any living being?" Prime spoke up,

"I'm afraid so. Now if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to be alone." I dip my head before turning around. The lights shining on the white panels annoyed my optics to no end, but I continued on.

Once I was alone, the other bot like me - Cheetor, I think - sat down next to me. I turned to him before I turned back to the horizon.

"Don't you think this world is beautiful?" He suddenly asked, his optics flicking around.

"I have seen a few planets that rival this one. But this dust ball has its moments..." I shrugged, glancing at him.

He nodded the turned to me, a look in his optics I refused to believe was there. "Just know, you did whatever you could to protect the Crystal. We will make sure Megatron does not use it against anyone."

I grimaced and gazed away, "Thanks. Just hope we get it before he figures out how to use it."

"If you ever need someone, I can get them for you." He smiled warmly, his servo patting mine softly and reassuringly. How can someone be so Optimistic? I wondered as he got up and left me to my devices once more.

I watched as he left. My white tail flicked from one side, to the other. I brushed my grey servos over the face of my maximal form. Dusting myself off.

At this time of day, it really did make my panels shine. I wonder if it did to Cheetors aswell?

(If you want me to continue i can but im so sick rn and i just want to get this out C:)

[storm-breaker7]

Plan 99

This is in the memory of a fallen clone. In honour of their name, may they live on through the force.

For Tech

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There is no sound to be heard. Only the light tap of your boots. The silence is deafening. The tapping stops and you kneel down, carefully scooping up the goggles into your hands.

The broken glass catches a tear as it falls from your cheek. Even now you can still hear his matter-of-fact tone he nearly always uses.

He wouldn't want you to be crying about him. But he knows... knew that he would do this same if your positions were switched.

By now tears were pouring out of your eyes, but the goggles were still in your shaking hands. You can still hear his voice, embedded inside your head.

'When have we ever followed orders?'

It's like he's here, watching over you. You can feel his breath, fanning over your neck like he always did when he was focused on teaching you something. Or his feather light touches that guided you around many of his hobbies that littered the marauder.

You turn your blurry gaze slightly and a transparent blue figure has a hand on your shoulder. You blink away the tears only to almost burst into another break down.

Tech is crouched down, a smile gracing his features as he holds a hand to your shoulder. You lay your hand over your shoulder, feeling a fuzzy tingle wherever you make contact with him.

You blink and he's gone again. Just out of your reach once again. You squeeze the goggles, slowly rising to your feet again.

"Hemlock will pay. If it's the last thing I do."

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A/n: I hate being a star wars fan some days. I will continue this series... When I have motivation... And when I'm not moping. Hope this feeds my sad children as well. 💔

Edit: I'm looking at the likes and I'm like- oh my poor little children why are you giving me this much love for a drabble. If this gets to 66 likes I shall stop procrastinating and make.... Fives next.

This can be viewed as platonic and/or romantic.

[storm-breaker7]

I would absolutely kill for a Chuck Hansen x reader fic, literally anything comfort if you could

Hhshhdwmejejb

Yes ma'am I would to. Right away. *Salutes* (trauma and comfort- but what's the difference?)

A/n: So first rq! So excited! 🐢😀 I hope you like it ma fren, I will slave away until this is done. Also BC you didn't specify I will be doing a gn reader just so everyone is included! ❤️ And the dog is named chip in honour of my passed dog.. he's been gone for awhile but I feel this is the best way to remember him, just giving him small cameos for my fics.

Warnings: bit of angst, fluff, Aussie slang (oh no), a creepy snake kaiju (idek please tell me if you find anything! Please!)

'That Dream Again'

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I woke up at the blaring of an alarm, 'all yeager pilots report to the main hangar' the loud and annoying monotone voice repeated. Sighing I rolled out of bed and patted my small lab pup I named Chip.

He barked happily and I smiled at the tiny scruff. I walked to the mirror in my room and grabbed my jacket. "Alright get up you old hag" I joked smacking my older brother's leg, further more annoying him on this pleasant morning (I noted without a bit of sarcasm). He groaned and jumped off his top bunk and stretched.

"I'll see ya over there, your taking forever" I mumbled, grabbing Chips lead and taking him out of our shared room. I ran with the energetic pup all the way to the main hangar and puffed out a breath, watching Chip pant happily.

"What's the big fuss?" I questioned as a few more pairs gathered around. Looking around for confirmation, most shrugged and shook their heads. So no-one knew why we were here. Fun.

Soon enough my brother jogged in and then someone started talking. "Now, everyone, we have two kaiju scattering, it's early but we need at least 2 yeagers. Any volunteers?"

"This should be easy" My brother shrugged and put his hand up,

"Thank you, get in your yeager and get preped you two, we need you out asap."

"I'll take Chip back, meet me at Cobalt" I waved him away and took Chip on yet another run. When I reached the door I opened it and pushed him in, "Be good. Got it" I pointed my finger at him then shut the door. Running through endless halls to get to where I got suited up was not fun, by the way.

I heaved out breaths as I entered Cobalt, my brother chuckling and punching my arm, "Ready for me to look in that head of yours"

"Only if your ready for me to look in your dirty thoughts" I grinned, listening to the dude we dibed the annoying radio guy.

-Time skipith-

We scanned the water carefully as we continued to wade our way though. I felt something slithering around our legs and glanced at my brother,

"Why don't we go snake huntin'" I joked before activating the knife on my arm, stabbing the snake like kaiju, and an ear piercing scream rang out before the kaiju grabbed onto Cobalts' left ankle, on my brother's side.

The snake let go then quickly slithered up our legs and around us, squishing Cobalt as it continued up. I let out a breath as is wrapped around us, coming up on the left side of Cobalts' head.

I went to stab the kaiju but It squished more and then bit into the left side of Cobalts' head, ripping it open. My brother let out a yell of agony as we were ripped from our drift and I screamed painfully, the literal shock of everything on my left side sizzle like I was cooking.

I activated the pulse cannon, barely hearing myself say it over the loud ringing in my ears, and held it somewhat is the kaijus' direction before I fired... Multiple times.

I shot up out of my dream in a cold sweat, my eyes glossed over and Chip whining next to me. It was a few years back and now I was in Hong Kong with the last few Yeagers left. I haven't found a match ever since and Cobalt sits there to collect dust.

A knock at the door snaps me back to the real world. I get up and walk over, with Chip trailing close behind. As soon as I open the door max bursts into and him and Chip are already playing.

I smiled and opened the door fully, "Hi chuck"

"G'mornin', you look like shit." He smiled and greeted me before he noticed how tightly I was holding my brother's dog tags, "That dream again?" I nodded slowly closing the door behind him, smiling sadly. "Come 'ere" He mumbled opening his arms.

I shuffled over and hugged him, burring my face in his chest, trying not to cry on him. "'m sorry you have to deal with me" I mumbled into his shirt,

He started to rock me back and forth then slowly sat down on my bed, "Hey, don't worry. I've got ya"

"Thanks chuck" I smiled and squeezed my eyes closed, slowly letting myself calm down from the recurring dream I had.

"Don't worry, mate. I gotcha.. I gotcha" He mumbled still rocking us back and forth, rubbing my back slowly.

[storm-breaker7]

So Warm

Pairing: Echo X Reader

Random idea. It's a hot day on this planet they are hiding out on and they can't keep cool and are practically over heating. They almost melt when they give echo a hug because he is so cold (since he's like half metal). Echo can't pry them off and just gives up on trying to get them off. All in all a very fluffy fic.

Warnings: None ((I think) other than hugging???)

Edit: thank you for 66 likes ✋💀 it's still rising and I missed the fifty mark so I'll update at 99 (if we get there)

Edit 2.0: Thank you for 99 likes! Hope you had a great new years! Next stop 104 🏃💨

Edit 3.0: I just barely missed the mark at 104 but no-one needs to know that. We're still going so 212 is our next stop 😘🤭💅

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I let out a low groan as my sleep was yanked away when I hit the floor. I mumbled some incoherent curses before I slowly curled back up on the floor.

"YOUR AWAKE!!" Wrecker called, laughing his head off before he scooped my frail form up and swung me around. I tapped his shoulder lightly,

"Wreck- Wrecker." He stopped quickly and I felt all the contents in my stomach get thrown around again.

"Yea?" He asked,

"You almost- Nevermind were inside and I just woke up so be a bit careful on me." I gave him a light hug and he nodded quickly giving me a bone crushing hug.

He placed me down on the floor after he squeezed the life out of me, he happily trotted out to go find omega and get her to come and annoy me to come outside.

I sighed lightly knowing Wrecker would stop at nothing to get me out, so I slipped on some decent outfit that -If there is a town nearby- No-one will figure me out to be a Republic Asset.

Wrecker didn't have his armour or blacks on -I mean another outfit just so you know- so what's stopping me. I walked quietly over to the cockpit, but no-one was there.

I let out a yawn as I walked over and down the stairs out of the marauder. Tech had his head stuffed in the engine bay of our old girl and either didn't notice I sat down on the stairs or refused to analogue me.

"Mornin'" I spoke up my voice hoarse from sleep still. Tech jumped out of his skin, dropped something and shot out of the bay quickly glancing at me quickly. I -tried to not die of laughter because my morning laugh sounded terrible to me- laughed lightly, "Did I scare you?"

Tech frowned, "No, you just caught me by surprise. I'm trying to work." He moved his glasses up and rolled his eyes.

"I wasn't even trying to be quiet, Tech. Calm your farm" I smiled at him. He huffed but gestured toward some loud yelling that sounded like wrecker.

"They are off playing at the beach. It is quite a hot day." He shrugged before collecting himself and going back to repairs.

"Thanks Tech!" I called happily before jogging off toward the frowning sound of playful yelling. When I made it to the tree line I noticed Wrecker and omega ganging up on Hunter in the water. They got dunked under a large wave they didn't notice and burst out laughing. I smiled but instead of joining them I walked over to Echo who was resting against a nearby tree.

I stifled another yawn and whipped some sweat off my head, It sure is hot out here. "G'Morning" I greeted him, my voice better than the last time I spoke.

He glanced over at me and smiled lightly, Simply saying "Hey." Before glancing back at the others and the water. "You look hot"

"Awh Thanks, So do you" I replied without missing a beat. He snapped his head over to me and tried to backtrack, and by try I mean turned into a stuttering and blushing mess.

"N-no Th- Tha-ts not w- wh- what I- I m- meant! Not t- that you're n- not Hot b- but- I-" Echo looked as If he was having a heart attack and when my hand touched his shoulder he clamped his jaw shut and swallowed hard.

"Calm down- Wait holy kriff you are cold." I gasped a grin slowly dawning on my face.

"Yea- I... Uhm sorry ya know, half m- metal and all" Echo barely managed out with a small voice.

I pressed myself on him in a tight hug and sighed happily, It felt like hugging a nice cold bottle of water you left in the freezer for a day. "You don't mind me hugging ya do you?" I asked mumbling into his shirt.

"Uhmmm... No. Not at a- all" He visibly gulped and kept his hand close to his side.

"You can touch me Echo, I'm not going to bite it off" I joked and he slowly pressed his hand to my back. I shivered happily and pulled him a bit closer.

Everything was nice. The sound of the waves crashing against the shore and Echos breaking evened out so he probably passed out. Wait- It's way to quiet- My realisation was slow and late as Omega literally lept on-top of me and I let out muffled mix between a groan and 'Oof'.

"Morning!" Omega yelled happily her tick accent a wonderful thing to suddenly awake to.

I let out another muffled groan, "Morning Omega"

She had also woken up Echo with her kamikaze jump. I shifted and gave Echo a mischievous look as I turned over. Omega almost slipped off so I caught her then started to tickle her.

Omega erupted into a fit of giggles and laughs. This caught the attention of Hunter who was playfully wrestling with Wrecker.. then Hunter got tackled.

"Wre- Wrecker!" Omega managed through her giggles and he beamed at the sight, Throwing Hunter over his shoulder before jogging over and saving Omega.

Wrecker let out a loud laugh and ran away with the two on his shoulder. I lazily saluted Hunter and snuggled back into Echo.

"What just happened?" Echo asked, confusion laced in his voice.

"No idea" I smiled and closed my eyes again. I felt his hands snake around me and he pulled me up more onto his chest.

Echo hummed and snuggled into my neck after he pulled me more onto his lap, "Your so warm" He mumbled.

"And your nice and cool"

[storm-breaker7]

I liked your last female reader x reader you did I was wondering when your requests are open I was thinking Pirate Hunter X Female Reader or a Midevil Hunter but he will be a king.

I love both bbg but the idea of hunter being a king is appealing to me <3 (also its spelt medieval) and I don't know traditional coronations so whoopies 🥲😘💀

My Plan

Summery: You attempt to rob the newly crowned king, King Hunter, in a covert of 'robin hood's.

Warnings: Swearing, blood/bruising,

A/n: This is not proofread (We die like clones) and Im known to screw my tenses' up so warning to anyone who notices that 😘💅 also Alex is some random dude I just had to name 💔🧍

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The crowds cheered, and roared as they watched the crown being raised into the air. They die down and silence covers the people like a blanket.

"Today!" The wielder of the crown yelled his voice practically ringing across the kingdom. "Today! A Prince, Prince Hunter... becomes... a KING!"

The crowd erupted into cheers once again, but I on the other hand, frowned. Glaring straight at the new king. He doesn't know what it was like to live like this. To live like rats in a scrapyard full of dogs.

He'll have a party that could feed everyone in our ranks. Hog. I sneer and turn away, dropping down from the tree I was perched on. I push past some swooning women, continuing on away, glaring at the bold but mostly keeping my head down.

Over the years, our ranks have adapted the name, 'The hoods', because we do Robin hoods work. The story book tale? We represent what that tale taught many.

I have planned for this, the coronation will bring so much gold to the kingdom from all the supporting kingdoms, that are of course part of ours. Those dogs that live in their ivory towers deserve nothing more than the sewers. The rats.

The people, that make this kingdom whole, deserve every penny and more. Its why we're going to commit everything to making sure this works. It has too.

Tonight, when the mighty new king is talking up his many servants and high ups that are attending his feast, we strike... take him for all his money, and give it to the poor who need it.

I gaze up at the horizon, the purple and orange hues blending together. I smile lightly, admiring the scene in front of me. Like calm before the storm.

I huff, ripping my gaze from the sky as I walk away from the raging crowds and the newly crowned king. He might become a bigger problem than his father, he did of course used to command the military.

Some people in our ranks had run ins with him or his close-knit team. I did see them at the coronation... I must say they all are quite some warriors. I shake my head, trying to rid myself of the thoughts so I can focus. Focus on tonight.

The afternoon slips from me and next thing I know I'm knocking on the door. I heard locks clack and then the hard wood opened with a loud creak.

"Good to know your joining us. We're just waiting for our bait to show." He spoke up, his eyes unmoving from the plans that lay on the table. I hummed and did a once over of everyone. This was tighter than normal jobs. Everyone was serious. Tense. But I can't blame them, we're about to go for our biggest job yet, and it's against our new king.

The door creaks once more and the light banter and subtle chatter vanishes. Boots clack in an odd pattern as she nervously walks up to the table.

"Now that we are all here, I'd like everyone to pay full attention. If one thing doesn't go to plan this whole operation may as well fail." He started up, his voice booming in the house.

After the long dragged-out meeting, many departed. scattering throughout the city, readying themselves for their roles in the giant elaborate plan.

The crackle of far away thunder pulls me from my wondering thoughts. Everyone had already scattered, getting in position for either the distraction or-

"Get up" Alex ordered, knocking my feet off the table where they rested. I fix my posture and readjust my jacket, casting my gaze at Alex expectantly.

My hand twitches, even though I brewed this plan, Alex took it up to the Robins and took credit. He thought he could take my plan out of under my nose and then order me around like a slave?

"I said get up," Alex growled, "Everyone is in position, we need to start."

I frowned, glaring at the floor as I pulled myself up from the chair,

"Fine."

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Time passed quickly and the night grew colder, the festival was now in full swing. Me and Alex pushed through the crowd, waiting for my plan to unleash.

Instead, four knights came running this way, heavy armour and all. Alex yelped and slithered away between the people. I, on the other hand didn't get time to run before a large armour clad knight tackled me.

A sickening crack sounded, my shoulder jarring out of its usual position. A agonised yelp left my lips before I could stop it. The only thing I found comfort in now, was the cold floor.

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"What were you doing at the festival that night, Hood?" A slimmer knight questioned me now, it was all a blur from the cold floor to this uncomfortable chair.

"Listen peg arm, None of you had the courtesy to at least put my shoulder back in place. What makes you think I like you better now?" I snapped, my glare permanently drilling into his helmet.

"Answer the question and I'll get the doctor." He hissed,

"I. Would. Rather. Die." I growled, spitting in his general direction for good measure. The man growled out what I could only guess was curses, but it was in another language.

His blurry figure flicked his hand, I think, and stood up. I blinked, trying to focus. He huffed and stomped to the gate, the metal groaned as it moved.

A loud echoing clang sounded as the mysterious man slammed the heavy door. I relished the silence while it lasted, letting my head hang. A dull throb in my shoulder was the only reminder that I wasn't dead.

Some time passed before the clacking of boots sounded down the hall. I rolled my eyes and leaned back against the chair again.

My vision had mostly cleared so I could recognise the king enter, the four knights that accompany him are posted outside of my dull cell. A doctor scurrying in quickly before the gate slammed shut once more.

The doctor made quick work of my robes, cutting the whole of my right sleeve off.

"Please relax your shoulder." They ordered, I grumbled and glared at the king who waited patiently near the door. I sighed, attempting to relax.

The doctor snapped my shoulder back in and a sickening pop rung. I squeezed my eyes closed and bit down on my lip, feeling something trickled down my chin.

When I let go of my lip and cracked my eyes open, ragged breaths left my lips. I leaned forward, doubling over in agony but barely making a whimper.

"Thank you," The king bowed his head, and the doctor scrambled out, the gate slamming shut and ringing in my head.

"What do you want from me..." I rasped desperately, my gaze lifting and locking with his. He leaned down, his robes and cape cascading around his frame.

"What's your name, hm?" He pulled his glove off, roughly grabbing my bloodied chin. I could feel his eyes carefully picking me apart.

"You know, I would have thought a man should know a girl's name before you... Oh so kindly invite them to your dungeon." I jab almost humorously, my eyes squeezing closed as a chuckle painfully leaves my lips.

He frowned, his hand gripping my chin harder as he examined me. "Where are the robins?" He growled,

I hissed, his hand digging into my skin like claws, "It's on a need-to-know basis..."

"Yes, well, I need to know. Cough it up hood!" His majesty growled, voice raised and his frame looming over me.

"Fuck off." I spat out blood, the crimson liquid splattering over his freshly polished shoes.

He frowned, his glare turning to the roof. He whipped around the gate groaning as it opened.

"We will continue tomorrow, let's return to our ball." The gate slammed shut and all five waltzed off, zoning everything else out as I doubled forward.

The gate groaned again and I huffed, "Leave me alone..." I grumbled,

"How kind, maybe I'll leave you here." I shot up, glaring at Alex. He circled around me and cut me loose.

I picked myself up from the wooden chair. Suddenly, as if my instincts kicked in, I dodged (what, I'm not sure).

I cried out, a dagger lodging itself in my other shoulder. I whipped around and my knuckles met Alex's jaw with a wonderful crunch.

"What the FUCK!" I yelled, stumbling back and into the open iron wall, the dagger clanging against it.

"Your traitorous! YOU told them about my plan!" He yelled, as if he actually believed that.

"YOUR PLAN? YOUR FUCKING PLAN? IT WAS MINE. YOUR SO FUCKING LAZY, YOU HAD TO STEAL MY PLAN TO KEEP A SEAT IN THE ROBINS NEST." I screamed back, throwing another punch to his face. And again. And again.

Purple bruises bloomed across his face and blood coated it like icing. Kicked him in the groin, pushing him back out my cell door.

Like always the gate groaned but it slammed shut soon after. Alex laughed hysterically, locking the gate shut as he ran off down the hall.

I tried yelling after him, cursing him straight to hell. Yet as the rhythmic sound of knight armour clanged down the hall I felt myself slip into the warm embrace of darkness.

When I pulled myself back to reality, I could feel silk wrapped around my body.

My brain snapped awake and I rose almost immediately, the silk gathering at my waist. Some maids yelped at the sudden movement and I heard a cough, a lot of people shuffling around.

I blinked and slapped away a hand that was reaching for the silk.

"You would do well to respect the maids, Hood." King Hunter grumbled, his back facing me.

"What would you know of respect." I hissed, snatching the clothes a maid offered to me.

I pulled the shirt on tightening the strings over my chest. I pulled myself out of bed and slipped in the pants.

I rather my robes better but I'm probably never going back to the hoods. By now Alex would have told every hood of my 'treachery'.

"I was raised to value it. What about you?" He replied whole-heartedly.

"Why do you want to know? Trying to get in my head?" I inquired, stalking up behind him.

"Maids, your excused." He spoke up, ignoring me. They all dipped their heads and quickly high-tailed out of the room.

King Hunter whipped around and glared me down as the door shut with a lovely click.

"You are nothing. You have nothing. No one wants you but your enemies. Your creed doesn't want you. Why's that?" He jabbed a finger at my sore shoulder and I glared at the shoulder, as if it was the cause of this.

"Your majesty. Frankly, you don't have big shoes to fill. Women only love you because of your face and wealth. Your father was a deadbeat. What makes you think you'll be any better?" I growled back.

He reached out his hand toward my neck, I acted so quickly I barely noticed before my fist met his jaw aswell.

"Serves you right, you asshole." I growled watching him clutch his jaw and groan in pain.

"Jesus woman! I was going to fix your shirt. It's crude." He groaned,

"A little warning would have been nice!" I bit back.

"Duely noted!"

And as all fairy tales go, there is always more to a story. *Wink*

[storm-breaker7]

I wondering if you can do a Crosshair Cowboy X Female Reader. Crosshair Outlaw and the reader is a singer at a bar he goes to and he falls in love with her.

Fr kicking my legs and giggling 🤭

Second Round of Whiskey

Summary: After a night of drinking and singing, your drunken self gets taken home by an odd man.

Warnings: pet names, swearing, guns, knives, alcohol, smoking,

A/n: The picture isn't mine. Got it off Pinterest and it belongs to @shyranno do check them out (thank you for reminding me those 2 ppl in the comments). I'm sorry I took forever to finish this, I got the rona and English is a pain. (don't come after me. I know that ppl were broke in the 1850s but... this is my fic >:I)

Edit: Omg- this is my first time writing for crosshair and I was not expecting it to go this well! I can't believe I got this much praise in like 2 hours... Like 😳 you silly goofy crosshair simps this up, what am I saying 🤭 thank you again guys ❤️‍🩹

The wind howls outside but inside the saloon is buzzing with life. The piano practically playing itself, My guitar along with it. Even when the saloons swinging doors collided with the wood behind it, everyone still sang and danced, to sloshed to notice.

Seven figures entered, one miniature and one towering. All of them shuffled past the drunk crowd and took a booth for themselves.

The cool night air drifted in, and everyone hollered as the song ended. There was a pause as me and the pianist figured out the next song. Many of the customers drifted off to find themselves another drink before the next song.

My eyes drifted around as I took a long sip from my glass of water. I locked my eyes with one of the figures that entered just a minute ago. He was a bit lanky but certainly hotter than many of the men that were in this saloon.

I cleared my throat and waited for the piano to start playing. Slowly I joined in, my voice echoing in the large saloon. As the hours passed, many drunk men stumbled out of the saloon and as the night started to get lighter, everything calmed down.

I sighed and sipped away at my whiskey, zoning out. A chair beside me creaked on the hardwood floor and I glanced over to the oddly familiar man beside me.

"Your singing wasn't too bad" He spoke up from behind the brim of his glass. I hummed and smiled,

"I like to think that I'm not the worst out there."

He glanced at me, "Crosshair" I raised a brow at him, and he rolled his eyes, "M' name"

"Ah, had me lost there for a minute" I chuckled, "Nickname that became a name I'm guessing?"

"You could say that" He shrugged, staring at his golden liquor.

"Well... Crosshair," I pause and wave my hand slightly, my name falling from my loosened lips as I introduce myself. He repeated it and boy did it sound wonderful coming from him.

"'S a decent name" He mumbled, quickly downing the rest of his drink.

I giggled -my drinks only just starting to kick- taking another sip of my whiskey, "Where are your friends anyway?"

"What?" He asked sharply, prickling like an angry cat.

"Coulda Sworn they left a while back... why? They leave ya here?" I continue, slumping against him. I threw the last bit of my whiskey down and fumbled as I put the glass down.

He sighed plucking the coin out of my hand before I could even call for another drink. "You've had enough, doll, let's get you out of here."

In a blur I'm back in my room blinking away sleep only to feel a big headache strike me. I groan and fall against my bed again. A few loud bangs echo through the halls of my house and I shoot up out of the bed. Hushed and muffled voices argue from somewhere downstairs.

Much to my regret, the pounding in my head returns but I push it to the side, grabbing my knife as I creep down my stairs. I raise my hand as I whip into my kitchen only to find a barrel of a revolver pointed at my nose.

As soon as it was there it was gone, and I dragged my gaze up from the revolver and to the towering figures crowded in my kitchen. "Who the fuck are you?" I wave my knife toward the men and then hold my gaze on the lean man, 'Crosshair', whom I met last night.

"You let us in" He spoke up, hooking his thumbs on his gun belt.

I rubbed my head, my knife lowering to my side, "I barely remember anything after my second round of whiskey..."

Crosshair hummed, his gaze lowering for a moment, "Well in that case we need introductions... again."

A toothpick rolled his mouth as his brothers each introduced themselves before a girl no older than thirteen came out from behind 'Wrecker' and introduced herself as 'Omega'.

I place the knife on my wooden countertop and pull out a smoke from the opened pack. The flick of a match sounded, in amongst the chatter & banter from the others, appearing in front of the smoke.

Our gazes locked and I gave Crosshair a thankful dip of my head, trying to keep eye contact as I- he lights the smoke. I break our staring contest, seemingly crumbling under his gaze.

I take a deep drag of the smoke, breathing it out my nose as I turn to everyone else. "I'll make breakfast" I announce, shooing them out of the kitchen. I B-line for the cupboard, grabbing the wrapped-up meats and grabbing seven eggs. "Can you start the stove for me?" I ask and hear an audible sigh before his boots clacked on the wood floors.

For the next half hour, I prepared food with Crosshair hovering over my shoulder, my smoke long gone. I hand a few wooden plates to Crosshair and carry the rest out, sending him a thankful smile.

"Ooh," Wrecker started up, "What smells nice?"

"Grandmas recipe" I chime happily, placing plates in front of the others as I go around the table. I handed a plate to Omega, who excitedly took the plate, then tech who smiled up at me as he took the plate gracefully.

Hunter was the first to start and he groaned, taking a moment to compose himself. The others almost had the same reaction, Wrecker almost chocked on the food as he stuffed his face full.

"What is this? It's the best meal I've had..." Tech spoke up a while everything calmed down,

"Oh, it's just some bacon, eggs and a bit of beef sausages. Not the fanciest thing to exist." I shrug, barely noticing Techs' eyes shift to behind me then back to my eyes once again.

I put another forkful in my mouth and continued to chat with Tech. I still could sense my 'shadow' behind me as him and Hunter had some brotherly banter.

The liveliness of the house died down after everyone started to wonder around my house and Hunter decided to check out my barn. Crosshair was still on my porch, leaning on one of the beams as he watched everything pass by.

I smiled and stopped next to him, leaning over the railing. "...Is my cooking not to bad?" I ask, sparing a glance at him.

He hums, flicking the toothpick from one side to the other, and smirked, "I like to think it's not the worst,"

and thats how i met your father

again you poor thing im sorry it took so long for me to reply its just that assessments are at my throat. sorry bbg

[storm-breaker7]

• Code name: TANGO •

Pairing: Rex X Reader X Fives

Summary: Being one of the best pilots you gain the attention of the republic. You become a getaway driver for the 501st battalion but when an assignment is given to Anakin, you find yourself between a rock and a hard place.

Warnings: Swearing, A creepy perverted fat dude (yea. It's a warning in itself), Fem reader, Very spicy (I may continue if I have modivation)

A/n: Sorry this took so long but holy water and grass for 50 cents 😅 (The sins I have committed in this one fanfic is scarry 💀🔥) please lemme know if you want the extended version- this has been in my drafts for way to long tho so it's outta here.

Edit: Help why are so many ppl liking this post. I really thought this would be a major flop. Why is this even past 10 likes 💀💀💀

I groaned, "This slagger won't fucking work!" Grumbling to myself how nice it would be if R2 showed up to help. This ship is as stubborn as me, and it's getting annoying. My comm buzzed and I picked it up after I had let out a string of course words. "Yea?" I asked into the comm,

"We have a new assignment, we need you for this one so be up at the bridge. Were starting in 10 minutes." General Skywalker explained over the comm.

"Be there in a shake, General" I told him and ended the call before he could argue again how I don't have to call him general. I left the tools on the floor and went to clean myself up. I could hear footsteps coming down the hall behind me but I continued on, I'm being paranoid.

"Hey Tango!" I heard Fives call,

"You do know you only have to call me that on missions?" I called over my shoulder as I continued down the hall. Fives jogged up next to me and started to walk backward so he could face me.

"Come on, You know I know you love it when I call you that" He pointed at me and himself boldly, I only hummed and gave him a side glance that, to put it simply, said 'Sureee'.

"Whatever floats your boat Fives" I say before stopping at my door and punching in the code. "Cya later" I wave at him as I closed the door, chuckling quietly when you heard his pleas for you to let him in.

I walked into my personal bathroom and washed my hands from the grease quickly. I looked into the mirror and tried scrubbing away some grease off my cheek and forehead. I sighed and gave my face a little splash.

Then I walked back out and pulled my shirt off. I pulled a half decent shirt on and walked back out again. If I'm right I have about 4 minutes to get to the bridge.

I heaved out breaths and slowed in front of the bridge doors. I took a deep breath, fixed my ruffled hair and walked in still huffing lightly. "For a second I thought you weren't coming Y/n." Ashoka joked and I only smiled at her,

"You know me," I started and she joined in saying a phrase that went back between us both, "Fashionably late is just my/your style" We both laughed before getting back on topic, General Skywalker was waiting with a small smile on his face. A hologram near where the General was standing had a human male that was the definition of fat rolls, Don't make me throw up breakfast.

"Alright. We have been given intel that this mob boss, here," Anakin gestured to the hologram, "Is selling black market goods to the separatist. We either were going to get Ashoka or Y/n to be the distraction while Me, Rex and Fives sneak into here, his storage shed at these docks. We only need enough time to slip in, get evidence and slip out" Anakin gestured to another hologram that popped up, Anakin gulped and sucked a breath in, "So... Who's the distraction?"

I cut in immediately, "I'll go, Ashoka is too young to be trying to get an ugly mug that to touch her." I stated quickly placing my hand on Ashokas shoulder.

"She has a point, General. N-not that I want her to touch... That" Fives stumbled over his words as he explained himself. Anakin shook his head,

"We can do it another way-"

"Anakin." I walked up and patted his shoulder, "Just tell me for how long and I'll do it. I don't want anyone touching her, being the age she is."

Anakin huffed, a war raging behind his eyes, "Fine. But if I say get out of there, I mean it. No risking it."

"You got it, General." I smiled at him, "I've gotta dress the part though don't I?"

"How many times must I tell you? I'm tired of telling you? Just Anakin is fine" He huffed out a sad laugh and glanced away, "But yea, I'll get Ashoka to take the dress to your room. Be ready by 1930 hours and meet at the ship you were just working on. It's going down tonight, the council wants no delay." Anakin glanced back and sighed waving me away and worked on the plan with Rex. Me and Ashoka walked out of the bridge and down the endless halls.

I noticed Fives and Rex exchange glances multiple times throughout that whole thing... Maybe they were just worried about me. I zoned out of my daze when Ashoka tapped my shoulder, "Sorry what?" I asked, glancing down at her quickly.

"Go to your room and I'll grab the dress for ya" Ashoka repeated with a smile, I nodded and returned it. Ashoka parted off down another hall and I continued on down to my quarters. It was a good few minutes before I got to my room and I took the extra time I had to take a quick shower.

I turned the water off, missing its warmth already now that the cold air replaced it. A knock at my door sounded and I raised a brow as I peeked my head threw the bathroom door into my bedroom. "The door is open Ashoka! What are you waiting for?"

"Uhm.. what?" I heard Fives say,

"Goddamn it Fives. I have to go soon and aren't you meant to be getting debriefed right now?" I called back keeping my body in the bathroom, just in case.

"It's finished, Y/n, Ashoka told us Skywalker needed her help so she got me to take your dress.... And Fives just tagged along." Rex explained and I mentally cursed, Just had to be those two-

"Hey it's alright. Uhm I'm still finishing up in my bathroom so just put it on my bed, if that's not a problem" I said closing the bathroom door and started pacing in the bathroom waiting for them to leave my dress so I can get dressed.

The door opened with a hiss and I heard their light footsteps walk in then out again and the door hissed closed. I sighed as I walked out of the bathroom, then called out, "Thanks boys! Appreciate it!" A small call back from Fives was all I could hear and It made me smile lightly.

I walked to my bed that was in the corner of the room. I smiled as I picked up the dress. The beautiful royal blue silk cascaded down like a waterfall. At least I got to stay in our colours, I thought to myself.

I pulled the towel off and dried myself before slipping it on. I grimaced, "God fucking damnit" Was all I managed. The dress I had on had large slits on the side that let everyone have a nice view of my thighs, but thankfully covered up everything else.

I sighed but continued on, grabbing black high heels and putting on a black leather bracelet, it's my comm system. I brushed my hair quickly before grabbing my heels and running out barefoot. I have to make it in time.

By now I had run past many clones that may have or almost passed out, I was concerned but I kept runnin', I can't be late again. I ran smack into the doors because I forgot to open them but I quickly recovered and opened it, walking through. I cursed to myself and made my way over to the ship I was working on not 45 minutes ago. It's fine I was only fixing some small things.

"I sure hope I'm not late guys. Wouldn't that be wonderful? Late both... Times... ...uhm.. Why are you all looking at me like that?" I slowed down to a stop and shook the heels in my hand lighty. I was getting real nervous, this silence was stretching out forever. "Does it not look good-? I don't really have time to chan-"

"No, nono no. You look great. Really great." Fives waved his hands around, "Were just.... Stunned.."

"Uh-huh.... Well come on we don't have all night. Can't be dreaming about me, we got a mission to complete" I joked and stepped into the ship and waved everyone else in, "I thought I was late, Come on"

Ashoka had a mischievous grin on her face and I could hear the General whisper yelling 'no' repeatedly. Rexs' face was red and priceless and Fives suddenly found the floor interesting. The general and commander walked in with Rex and Fives close behind. I walked into the cockpit and started the small-ish ship up.

The ear piece was uncomfortable but I dealt with it in the end. We had split off earlier, me and Ashoka were dropped near the club and the others went off to the dock. Ashoka was only meant to be in the club and somewhere close to me for back up, and when I mean back up I mean if someone pulls a blaster on me she can help.

I walked in with a sway, god I hate heels, and made my way over to the bar. "Where is he?" I asked Ashoka, but quietly because the boys and us shared this comm frequency.

"To your right. In the corner with Twi'leks all over him." Ashoka whispered back.

"Got it, Thanks" I whispered before setting off toward the Mob boss. I could hear Anakin and Ashoka lightly arguing in my ear piece but I ignored them and stalked over to the target.

He got up and practically brushed off all the Twi'leks he had gathered and started walking away, Something must be up I thought. I put my path on his and 'accidentally' ran into him. God has he ever heard of a breath mint?

He looked me up and down like a creep. "What's a pretty girl like you doing in this part of town?" He drunkenly slurred, tracing a finger down my arm.

I grimaced but continued to do my job, "You first" I purred, trying my best to think of how much I saved Ashoka from doing this.

"Well if you want to follow me, I'll show you enough" His words were still slurred as he leaned forward.

"Well I'd have to turn that offer down. I'm only here for a drink." I thanked the maker I was a good lair because it came in handy at times like these.

"Just a drink, dressed in this?" He asked, fiddling with the front part of the silky dress.

I heard Anakin and Rex bark something in my ear and it didn't sound good. The target turned away a tad and checked his comm that was buried deep in a pocket, somewhere where I wasn't going to bother looking.

I forced my best smirk on and turned and walked away from bar and his 'hideout' altogether, hoping like hell he'd follow.

"Playing hard to get, huh? Two can play at that game" He growled as he caught up, pushing past people trying to catch up to me. I gulped and kept walking.

"We've got it. Get out of there Tango. Now." Anakin whisper yelled over the ear piece.

"Alright." I responded with before I whipped around and let my fist fly to his face. "Whoops my bad, my hand slipped" I growled and stormed off leaving him a wheezing heap on the floor.

I burst out the bar and pulled my heels off. I sat down on a random bench nearby and sighed a relief. Thank the maker I'm out of that mess.

Getting back up again proved to be a hard thing to do after getting hit on by a whale, but I did and I continued on to the ship pushing past people. I didn't know nights got this busy here.

When I finally made it back to the rust bucket I was given a big hug by literally everyone. Ashoka first, then the general, and Fives jumped in then Rex after him.

"Yea guys don't worry, I don't need any air today" I joked and they all let go of me a smidge but didn't let go fully.

"I'm sorry you had to deal with that" Ashoka mumbled into my dress. I hugged them back with a small smile growing on my face. "Hey it's alright-" I started,

"No, it wasn't. I could hear everything he said. That chakaaryc got a fist to the face for a reason." Fives growled.

*Translation- Rotten, Lowlife [chah- KAR-eesh]*

"Guys you can let go I'm not going to disappear. Come on we have to get back to the cruiser." I suggested, lightly tapping Anakins' shoulder and Rexs' back. They all slowly detached from me and looked around guiltily. I shook my head and smiled as I walked up the ramp and into the cockpit.

Once everyone was in, I took of back toward the republic cruiser. Tonight was not so great, let's just hope that dinner will be better.

I landed the old rust bucket in the hanger then stepped out of the cockpit. I followed the others out and saw R2 frantically coming over here. He zoomed straight past Anakin, who was going to pat him like a puppy, and continued over to me.

R2 skidded to a stop in front of me then bumped my leg. I smiled and patted him, "What's up with you?" I asked and kneeled down to be eye level with R2.

"Traitor" Anakin called jokingly but continued off to report the mission to the council. I smiled and patted R2 once again before standing to my full height. I started to walk but stopped and turned back to R2 when he beeped up a storm.

"Don't tell me you came here just to say sorry about not helping R2." I shot back, He beeped a reply and I scoffed dramatically, "R2, I swear one day you are going to get decommissioned because of how sassy you are"

He beeped then followed after me as I walked off. We chatted on my way to my quarters then went off by his lonesome once I had gone into my quarters.

I placed my shoes down and pulled my jewelry off. Just as I was about to pull my dress off a knock sounded at my door. "Yea?" I called, flattening my dress out and walking over to the door. A few more furious knocks later and I opened the door. Fives came tumbling with Rex close behind, their blacks were hugging them tight and I gulped.

I closed the door and rolled my eyes, "What have you two done now? You can't keep hiding here whenever you start something." Fives sighed and Rex huffed,

"Fives decided it would be a great idea to start a-... Why are you still in your dress?" Rex gestured at me and I only frowned.

"I was just about to take it off when you two barged in" I grumbled and stalked over to the baggy shirt and some skinny jeans.

"Wait- Hold on a damn minute" Fives held his hand up. I put the clothes back on top of the dresser and turned to the two boys. "We have managed to find something we can share."

"I'm interested... I gotta see it" I grinned and waved my hands around.

"Well... If you insist.." Rex and Fives glanced at each other before walking up to me. I raised my brow at Fives as he circled around behind me and Rex walked straight up to me.

I swallowed thickly and froze. Fives started tracing patterns on my hip and they had both pressed themselves against me. My hands stayed strictly at my side though because I had some good bad ideas.

Fives leaned in and whispered into my ear from behind me, "Found it"

I'm half mad and half thankful at myself right now... And I'm not sure which one takes the cake. I thought as my eyes carefully watched Rex and Fives. I gave a curt nod, and Fives shot up to attack my neck. Me and Rex met halfway and he eased into the kiss.

I could feel Rex and Fives' hands roam trying to carefully yank the silky blue dress off me. The dress fell with a light thud and they both pulled away.

I felt their eyes drag down my body and I shifted uncomfortably under their gaze. Rex rested his hands on my hips and Fives leaned in whispering a small few words of approval, "Hotter than I expected, Cyar'ika"

I smiled back at him as I felt his hands slither up my back toward my bra and unclasped it, slipping it off. Rex let out a strangled groan as my bra joined the dress on the floor.

I turned around to Fives and smirked, "You both better start, I'm feeling a little left out here"

They both started to yank their blacks off and I pulled my underwear off leaving it in the pile of my clothes. I leaned back against the wall and watched the show unravel.

I let out a heavy and shakey breath as they both finished and threw their blacks somewhere else in the room. "You alright with us doing this mesh'la?" Rex asked as he and Fives guided me toward my bed.

Fives sat at the edge of the bed waiting just as I replied, "Do your worst"

[storm-breaker7]

🌟 The Guide 🌟

If you do want to request then your in the right place. This is just some yeahs and nahs about what I'm willing to write.

Also, All my works can be found here (finished and in-progress work). Or you can use a tag I made to find them (#Storm7breaker posts OR #FishyMasterlists)!

* = I will only write this if someone requests it

Characters (I can/will write)

🌌Star Wars🌌

Jedi/Sith

-Qui-Gon Jinn

-Obi-wan Kenobi

-Anakin Skywalker *

-Kanan Jarrus

-Luke Skywalker

-Darth Maul

Clones

-Cody, Fox, Wolffe, Howzer, Colt, Mayday

-Rex, Fives, Jesse, Hardcase, Kix, Tup

-Echo (Pre and post citadel)

-Hunter, Crosshair, Wrecker, Tech, Omega

(Not smut, spice or anything remotely close for omega.)

Other

-Han Solo

-Din Djarin

-Alexsandr Kallus

-Thrawn *

💥Transformers💥

G1 ⛰️

-Optimus, Ironhide, Ratchet, Jazz, Wheeljack, Hound, Bumblebee, Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Bluestreak, Mirage, Prowl, Grimlock, Skyfire

-Soundwave

Prime🏜️

-Optimus Prime (& Orion Pax), Ratchet, Bumblebee, Cliffjumper, Arcee, Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack

-Soundwave, Knockout, Breakdown, Dreadwing, Predaking

Bayverse🌎 *

-Optimus Prime, Jazz, Ratchet, Ironhide, Bumblebee, Sideswipe

Cyberverse🛡️

-Bumblebee, Hot rod, Cheetor, Grimlock, Wheeljack, Perceptor, Chromia, Arcee, Kup

-Soundwave, Shockwave, Dead end

MTMTE/LL (IDW) 🪐

-Rodimus, Ultra Magnus, Megatron, Ratchet, First Aid, Swerve, Skids, Tailgate, Chromedome, Rewind, Brainstorm, Perceptor, Fortress Maximus

-Soundwave, Cyclonus, Crankcase, Krok, Misfire, Spinister

Beast Wars 🏞️

-Optimus Primal, Rhinox, Cheetor, Dinobot, Rattrap, Tigatron, Airazor

(No smut for Rhinox or Rattrap)

Rise of the Beasts 🏕️

-Optimus Prime, Arcee, Bumblebee, Mirage

-Optimus Primal, Airazor, Cheetor, Rhinox

War for Cybertron 🌀

-Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Prowl, Mirage, Sideswipe, Red Alert, Wheeljack, Jetfire

-Optimus Primal, Rhinox, Cheetor, Dinobot, Rattrap, Tigatron, Airazor

-Ratchet

-Soundwave

(Again no smut for Rhinox or Rattrap)

(I put them all in list format of; Autobot / Maximal, Factionless then Decepticon / Predicons) Btw if any soundwave is mentioned, his minibots count aswell 🧍

👔Criminal Minds👔

-Aaron Hotchner

-Derek Morgan

-Spencer Reid

🌋Pacific Rim🌋

-Chuck Hansen

-Raleigh Beckett

🌄Red Dead Redemption 2 🌄

-Arthur Morgan

-John Marston

-Charles Smith

-Javier Escuella

-Sean Mcguire

-Kieran Duffy

-Hosea Matthews

-Josiah Trelawny

(Strictly no smut for Kieran or Hosea.)

*🐀🐢TMNT🐢🐀*

Rise 2018-2022

-Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Mikealangelo

-April O'Neil, Casey Jones

Rise 2012-2017

-Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Mikealangelo

📜🔦 Supernatural 🔦📜

-Dean Winchester

-Sam Winchester

-Castial (what's his last name...)

🥪🕊️ Team Fortress 2 🕊️🥪

-Scout

-Soldier

-Pyro

-Demoman

-Heavy

-Engineer

-Medic

-Sniper

-Spy

(No smut or spice for pyro)

🗡️ Kingsman 🗡️

-Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin

-Harry Hart

-Merlin

-Whiskey

-Tequila

(Strictly no smut for Merlin or Harry. Yea Sorry not sorry)

🪶 Assassin's Creed 🪶

-Ezio Auditore da Firenze

-Conner/Ratonhnhaké:ton

-Haytham Kenway

-Edward James Kenway

-Shay Patrick Cormac

-Arno Victor Dorian

-Jacob Frye

-Evie Frye

(No smut for Evie)

😵‍💫 Marvel 😵‍💫

Spider people 🕸️

-Miles Morales (1610 & 42)

-Hobie Brown

-Webslinger

-Spiderman Noir

-Miguel O'Hara *

(I'll only write smut for e42 & e1610 miles if they are aged up (And Hobie if we assume he's 19. Google his age))

The Avengers 🦾 *

-Steve Rogers/Captain America

-Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier

-Tony Stark/Iron man

-Thor

-Clint Barton/Hawkeye

-Sam Wilson/The Falcon

Others 🌃 *

-Matt Murdock/The Daredevil

💙 Detroit: Become Human 💙

-Hank Anderson

-Connor (RK800)

-Markus (RK200)

-Luther (TR400)

🍷 Stardew Valley 🍷

-Sam

-Sebastian

-Elliott

-Shane

-Harvey

-Magnus (The Wizard)

(I can do anyone else in vanilla sdv but no smut for them)

📦🧩 Miscellaneous 👾📦

-Owen Grandy (From Juarrsic Park)

-John wick (From John Wick)

-Neo/Thomas Anderson (From The Matrix)

-Marty Mcfly (From Back to the Future)

-Ratchet (From Ratchet & Clank)

-Crash (From Crash Bandicoot)

-Graham Calloway/Gray aka Crackle (From Carmen Sandiego)

-Maximus Decimus Meridius (From Gladiator)

-Joel Miller (From The Last Of Us)

-Martin Riggs (From Lethal Weapon)

-Deacon st John (From Days Gone)

Do's & Don'ts

✅Do's ✅

-Sfw & Nsfw 💅

-Head canons, oneshots & twoshots I can do. I can do a series but I'd need time for that.

-Can do OCs (but I need a good description or I might have to make some shit up. OR if your really good to me, you'll link your OC if you've made a post ab them)

-I can do Gn, Male (tho I haven't done one yet), and Female Reader inserts

-Any Character from the universes above I can do plantonic fics if I know them

-I can do relativity Gorey stuff as long as it's for character development (Realistic situations (for said universe))... Nothing too graphic tho 🫣🥲

-I can do poly relationships it don't phase me.

❌Don'ts❌

-There is no way in hell I'm doing yandere. Nuh uh.

-Im not comfy with rape but I can mention it. Maybe touch on it but no scene. Hell nah.

-Im not doing pregnancy or pregnant inserts or OCs so say goodbye to that.

-No pale OCs or inserts. Ok no. I'll do any coloured insert but no inserts that are pale as a ghost. (Go touch some grass. This isn't twilight)

-Im sorry but no marriages or married insert X Character. Just no. (the exception being sdv)

-Im not doing Canon X Canon. I'm just not your guy for those requests

-I suck at writing gay smut soooo.... (My bad, I just don't want to horrify people with; my writing + gay smut)

Requesting

⚠️Please follow these small tips, It will make my life easier⚠️

When requesting;

-I would like if you please be specific. I don't care if you write a whole paragraph, If I dunno what your going on about then I will probably decide what to do myself.

-If your not requesting and your just asking something, please mention that.

-Please be clear with what your asking. I'm not being mean just please make sure I can read it so I get your request right.

-You can keep your request open ended so I have most the reign, I don't mind as long as your good with what comes from it :)

I may add stuff later on if I come across something. Ty my lil goofy silly baba grills 🫶😘🧍💅

[storm-breaker7]

Orders

This is in the memory of a fallen clone. In honour of their name, may they live on through the force.

For Fives

_____

My stomach growls in protest of the neglect, but I have never felt so... Empty. I stare at the wall, counting little chips for the 7th time. 26. How can a wall have that many?

My mind deflects the idea of trying to get out of my shitty mood, instead, it reminds me of what we had planned. For today.

Light knocks at my door don't push me get up to answer it. Nor does a louder one. But pounding on my door sure gets me on my way.

It opens and I see Echo. Poor, Echo. I notice his red puffy eyes, stained cheeks and frail form. I step aside silently, knowing he'd be here, but for what reason... that's beyond me.

The room is still and silent. For a second I thought time stopped, so we could weep together, in our own time.

"He-" Echo started, his voice croaking with pain like he'd ripped his throat inside out. He coughed, pulling something out of his pocket, "He told me if something.. were to happen. He wanted you to have this."

I try not to rip my heart out at the more idea of him doing something like this. I nod, not uttering a word as I take the box and sit on my coach.

It creaks underneath me as both me and Echo sit down. I sigh, opening the box.

I was met with another box and a small, bitter sweet laugh slips past my lips. "Classic Fives.." I mumbled, looking at the box like it meant the world to me. Echo smiled and his eyes dropped to his hands.

I opened the second box and found a note with two small chains. I pick up the note first, unfolding it.

" Thought you'd want to keep me around, you can't eat rid of me that easily. "

I gingerly placed the note down - Echo picking it up and reading it himself - before I picked up the chains. Two identical chains, each having a '5' dangling from it.

I handed one to Echo and he rolled it in his hands, while I clasped mine around my neck.

My arms spread open and I waved my hands. Echo sceptically looked at me before leaning in. I patted his back and we sat there for a long while, barely uttering a word to each other.

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A/n: it's a tad bit long for what I planned on but oh well. And this was the best I could think of. Hope you like it. Again at 66 likes I'll do, uh, Thorn.

[storm-breaker7]

Could you do a platonic headcanon or oneshot about luke skywalker finding out you're touch starved?

All Things Considered

yes I'd love to! :D you didn't specify the gender so I'll go gn so everyone is included 💅

Summary: You have kept a small detail about yourself very close, but Luke doesn't seem to mind at all

Warning: Uh Physical touch (that's literally all I can think of please tell me if I missed anything)

A/N: and this is placed just before empire strikes back because I don't want him to go missing yet Kapeesh. IM SORRY THIS IS SO SHORT SCHOOL HAS BEEN SLAMMING ME. if you want me to make it longer just tell me. I'll do my best.

just an fyi - I don't drink coffee or tea. only hot chocolate so I'm going of what my mother says ok. Plus, this is Star Wars and caf is not coffee or tea so Ha sue me.

My finger twitched slightly wanting so bad to give him a parting hug, or maybe two or... no. I can't. He'd think I'm odd for sure. I forced a smile and waved to my best friend as he left on his patrol. I slinked off, grabbing myself some dark caf and wondered around.

I sighed deeply, "Why am I like this...?" I mumbled taking yet another long sip of my straight black caf. A pilot strolled by me as I idly waited for something to pop out of nowhere and save me from my self-loathing.

'All things considered, this could be going far worse' I thought to myself,

I stared off blankly barely noticing Luke stopping in front of me or even calling my name. But as soon as he touched my shoulder I automatically leaned in, like it was a reflex.

I blinked away he haze in my eyes and stared up at him. He furrowed his brows, an idea flashing past his eyes in a noticeable flurry, "Hey, you alright? I was standing here for ages trying to get your attention?"

I rolled my eyes playfully, trying not to focus on the fact he hasn't removed his hand from my shoulder yet, "You always were the dramatic one."

"Now, now" He teased, putting his arm over the back of my neck and guiding me elsewhere. I took another long sip of the caf, my gaze flicking between him and the corridor before us. "How about a holomovie, hm?" He asked out of the blue, guiding us down yet another hallway.

"I'm sure it couldn't do any harm..." I smiled and nodded, taking a short swig of my black caf again. I wedged myself further into him as we kept walking.

After a not so long walk he ushered me into his room and plucked the mug out of my hand. I already missed his warmth. I sat at the edge of his bed looking around his room, it was a bit cold its Hoth, so all things considered... a pretty nice room.

Luke came trotting back over, popcorn and his datapad in hand. Carefully flopping onto the bed and waving his hand, wanting me to join him.

I grinned and shimmied up wedging myself under his arm again, Luke just snickered and started the movie, I'm sure he knows now but I don't think I have it in me to say he doesn't like it, but all things considered, this is going quiet swell.

[storm-breaker7]

Replacement Column

Pairing: Ultra Magnus x Reader

Summary: Enemies to Friends... ish?

Warnings: Heavy Swearing, Thinking of wrench throwing, Magnus (Yes. He is a bloody warning), American Slang (Dear god)

A/n: BTW- This damned thing is like over 2.5k words. What the fuck. And this thought branched off from another idea that I scrapped. Definitely shoulda made you throw that wrench tho...

[=]

"Come on! You can be serious!? Commander King-Shit is my new guardian?" I groaned and threw my hands in the air, "Optimus-"

"Please." He interrupted seriously even though his optics softened, "I do not wish to continuously put you in danger because you are my charge. And... Ultra Magnus needs someone to... Introduce him to a human perspective of life." He explained slowly, justifying his choice.

"But what about all our Evening drives and awesome Con takedowns!" I slumped into his servo grumbling more.

Optimus smiled lightly, "I do not want our drives to end But my lieutenant, Ultra Magnus, needs someone to get him to feel at home, or get out of his constant work. I know you can do this because you've done it to me many times." OP joked lightly, smiling down at me who sat in the palm of his servo.

I groaned and ran my hand over my face. Then started in a small voice glancing back up at him, "Fine... But I'm only doing this for you. Not for Commander By-The-Book over there."

"Thank you. I do not want to push you away. I only want to keep you from the danger I have had piled up on me with each day I live." He spoke calmly yet I swear I could hear a slight happy and sad tone in it. I nodded and sighed as he lowered his hand. "I'll notify Ultra Magnus then."

"Don't expect him to be happy about this, Optimus." I called lightly as he leaned back up and started to walk in Shoulder pads general direction. "This is not going to end well" I mumble as OP reaches Magnus.

[=]

I sat down and had my legs dangling over the edge as I watched Ratchet work, bored to no extent. Now you know someone has really pissed me off or I'm having a crisis when I watch Ratchet work without complaint.

"What happened now?" Ratchet asked around 5 minutes after I sat down, If my watch is correct.

"Didn't OP tell ya?" I grumbled, shrugging my shoulders lazily.

"I don't recall Optimus telling me about anything that has upset you." Ratchet stated matter-of-factually, glancing at me while still typing away.

"Oh yeah I doubt that changing my Guardian from himself to Walmart Pre-Forge Op. Yeah that's all good, don't worry." I waved my hand around sarcastically.

I'm so glad Miko isn't here and she's at school. I'd probably strangle the poor girl because I'm already in a shit mood. Plus I can't deal with Smokescreen either- I swear if that crack kid comes anywhere near me I will personally send him to Primus. I thought bitterly.

"Uh-huh... Wait what?" Ratchet turned his attention toward me and stopped fiddling with the monitors.

I groaned, "Ratchet, I'm Ultra Magnus' charge now. Yay me."

"I feel sorry for Magnus" Ratchet mumbled turning back to his work.

"Well you sure are the brightest today, aren't you?" I grumbled.

"Only because you make me" He replied with a deep huff.

I bit my tongue trying not to make a big fuss. It would only make my situation worse, if it can get any worse.

I heard two sets of heavy pede steps, a sour Ultra Magnus walked beside OP in all his glory. Optimus actually looks a little torn and automatically glanced over at me and Ratchet.

Ultra Magnus queited down his argument but stopped in his tracks when Optimus silently placed his servo on Magnus' back, mumbling something to him before he patted his back and walked over.

"Come to collect me up again or are you palming me off the Ratchet now" I smiled sadly lightly joking, I heard an annoyed heave behind me and only sent a playful glance his way.

Prime smiled down at me and let a breath of air by. "He's as stubborn as you are"

"If I was a million years old and a snarky aft like him." I shrugged my shoulders and leaned back against the rail uncomfortably,

Optimus thought for a second before he scooped me up and sent a small thanks to Ratchet for watching me, I could only guess, then made his way back over to Magnus.

"Oh you can't do this to me," I mumbled switching my gaze between Magnus and Prime.

"Optimus, I already told you, I refuse to take a human as my charge. They are too much hard work" Magnus tried to reason with him but once his choice was set in stone, there was no way of changing his mind.

"Magnus can you go on a scouting mission, with your partner here. We need you two to find some information for Ratchet to see if we can find any predacon bones that have been unearthed." Optimus explained, and I watched him lightly drop me into Magnus' hand that he had grabbed while speaking.

Shoulder pads was about to argue but Optimus nodded and walked back over to Ratchet. He frowned and transformed, throwing me roughly into the passenger seat.

The ground bridge opened and he drove through, I could practically feel the bitterness radiating off him.

I frowned deeply grumbling a few curse words before I shut my ass up. I heard some mumbling on his end but it was most likely in Cybertronian.. Slowly the only thought that came to me was What does Prime think this will do?

"Do you have a problem with me, human?" He asked. I rolled my eyes and kept them trained on the barron landscape, "Must I repeat myself?"

"No, you mustn't I'm not deaf. Can't you just realise I don't want to be talked to?" I snapped at him, then mumbled the quietest 'Prime would'.

I could practically hear the sneer on his face as I turned up my nose and looked back out the window. "Could you answer the question, then?"

Dear god- I feel like pulling my hair out and screaming in full on German. I bit my tongue and dug my nails into my leg, "No, Shoulder pads. I don't have a problem with you. You have one with me and that's fucking asshole-ish." I told him, my voice strained so as not to scream on the spot.

"My designation is Ultra Magnus." He stated bluntly, "And I have a problem with everyone, you are not special"

"Good to know that you're a cunt to everyone. You're doing great in the replacement column!" I raised my voice -not enough to be yelling though- and replied sarcastically.

"Pardon?" He asks with his 'what did you just say' voice,

"I mean I'd rather have the always hyper, Smokescreen, rather then you because he at least knows how to shut up!" I shout, royally pissed off.

"Why must you humans be so hard!" Ultra Magnus slammed his brakes on and I jurked forward a tad.

"The fuck was that for!" I threw my hands up aggressively. I scrunched my nose up and quickly unbuckled the seatbelt before I whipped open the passenger door.

I jumped out and landed heavily and started to storm off elsewhere, probably call for a ground bridge and get out of this place.

"Come back!" He called angrily his holoform fizzling into existence and he climbed out, practically fumming. Ultra Magnus looked like any boot camp Sargent that always had that bitch face.

"No fuck you and your commanding officer shit!" I yelled angrily, "I don't know why you don't just let me go! It's not like you care about me!"

"If you get taken by desepticons-! Come back human!" He called running after me,

I groaned loudly and continued to stomp anywhere but the direction of Magnus. "You could give away our location for all I know!" He called angrily.

I whipped around, and with a sneer on my face I ran straight up to Magnus and shoved him to the floor. "How. Dare. You." I hissed, pointing my finger at him, "I would never do that to anyone, but you are starting to make me want to just disappear right now." I threw my hands around as I paced Infront of him.

"Calm down" He spoke up, raising a hand like I was a wild animal he was trying to tame, or calm.

"Calm down? CALM DOWN? You said it yourself! You only want me here because I know a lot of autobot secrets! Not because you want me here! Not because I'm your charge! No! YOU DONT WANT ME TO GIVE AWAY INFORMATION!" I yelled angrily swiping his hand away,

His eyes hardened once I finished my rant, and whispered, "I'm sorry" I froze dead in my tracks and slowly turned my head toward him.

'Your not sorry.' I felt like saying, 'sure, good joke mags', but instead I spoke up, breaking the eerie silence, "I'm sorry too" venom dripped from my voice as I walked back off in the direction of Mags alt mode.

Magnus was obviously waiting for me at the truck and his holoform fizzled away once I came back out of the tree line. I opened his door and slammed it with a tad bit more force than needed and his cab jurked when it did slam shut.

"Not fucking happy Jan." I grumbled.

[=]

About half an hour after that cluster fuck the ground bridge engulfed us and we came back into the base empty handed.

I whipped his door open and wandered off bringing my shit storm with me. I noticed that nearly everyone was back at base, other than Optimus, wherever he had wandered off to.

I'm glad no one bothered to ask why I was in such a shit mood, because I definitely would have blown up. This week was not fun. First someone keyed my damn car, on fucking Monday. then the same damn day I got a red light and a speeding ticket.

Wednesday, I had mad cramps for no damn reason and couldn't go to work, there went a days' worth of money. Thursday I woke up late and was threatened with getting fired by my ass of a boss.

Couldn't even have a sleep in on Saturday because the kids needed help at the base. It was so simple. I swear. And today. Sunday, the last day of this god forsaken week. Was the worst I've had with these bots since our old base got blew to smitheries.

Ultra Magnus' constant not-very-subtle glances at me bugged me to no extent. Glad Ratchet wasn't the constantly looking type, because I'm right next to him and we must be sharing our shit storm because no one is coming anywhere near us.

The light sound of a jet engine got louder until Prime landed in front the doorway, then everyone -Excluding me and Ultra Magnus- walked over to him. Ratchet a tad more enthusiastic then expected, buts that's Ratchet, and everyone started talking at once.

Op said something stoic, as always, but I wasn't listening. I was glaring directly at Mags that was left standing in the middle of nowhere, looking at Prime with his trademark frown.

'Fucking son of a bitch. I swear up and down if he walks over here. I will beat his metal aft to a pulp.' I thought, contemplating throwing a wrench at his head. I understand now why Ratchet loves to do it so much now, brings pleasure to the soul, even just thinking about it.

He glances over and his glare returns, gaze hardening in deep thought. ' Why am I narrating the bitch?' I though mentally sighing but still keeping our glaring contest on.

I could hear Ratchet return, but my gaze didn't move, nor his. My eye twitched in annoyance, 'Hes an alien, who knows, maybe he doesn't need to blink?'

A digit waved in front of me broke our staring competition, and I snaped my eyes up to the owner of the arm. Op furrowed his brows, "I called your name a few times, are you alright?"

I frowned; Prime was an exception for people who talk to me... He always lightens the mood. "I'm fine Op, just... Pissed off at your awfully paranoid second in command" I grumbled,

Prime stared at me for a moment, then to Magnus, then back to me. "Ultra Magnus does good in his own way. But I had asked you to show him how humans do many things we do as well. Not resolve to being with Ratchet for what I assume was all of the time after you returned. I know what it means when you and Ratchet can sit in perfect silence without managing to argue."

I frowned and glared at a small chip in the floor, imagining I had already thrown that wrench. "Well, he sure does know how much narcissism helps to shut me up for an hour."

"You can't judge his over protectiveness for our course as narcissism." Optimus explained, ever-so-slightly waving his servos. "He barely knows what humans are other than that they are squashable and tiny. That is why I trusted you to help him with it."

That last sentence echoed in my head, ringing like church bells on Sunday, 'That is why I trusted you to help him with it. That is why I trusted you. Why I trusted you. I trusted you. trusted you. Trusted.'

His voice pulled me from the rabbit hole I was sinking into, "Why not go get food for the kids? They seem hungry and this could be a time for bonding?"

"Bonding?" I asked, finally glancing up at Primes eyes. His held sincerity, softness, calm. But mine, Mine felt like there was a raging fire behind it, my eyes narrowed from the heat and my anger.

"Think of it as one of our evening drives? I'm sure that will put you to ease. Try and get along with Ultra Magnus, I don't believe he's gotten to know one of your organics properly" Op suggested, glancing at Magnus then back to me.

I sighed but nodded, "Sorry, it's just been a shit week. And this whole ordeal. Not fun, by the way."

[=]

I pulled myself up into Magnus' cab and held the wheel lightly, letting him actually do the driving. Surprisingly, He kept quiet and at one stage let me play some crappy radio show for a while until we got into town.

He pulled up at a red light and then suddenly asked, "Why are those humans furiously waving their arms around?"

I glanced around until I noticed a group of around three motioning for us to honk our horn. I grinned and lifted my hand, pulling on the string on the roof as the green light flashed. I felt the cab jump slightly at the two loud honks, but he went through the intersection fine.

"Why did you do that?" He asks as he pulled into a gas station, that was right next to a fast-food place.

(You have no idea how bad I needed to write servo instead of gas station. Bloody americans I tell you)

"The 'humans furiously waving their arms around' were pretty much asking for us to honk your horn. People do it to trains and big tonners but not many people who drive them know what we're doing these days. Plus, it's fun." I shrugged explaining, eyeing the radio suspiciously.

"You organics..." He mumbled, which the radio barely picked up.

"Very funny" I tapped the steering wheel to the rhythm of the song stuck in my head. I shuffled to the other side of the cab and swung the door open when he stopped in the large truck bays.

"Let's go, Mr prissy, outcha get" I called up to the cab waiting for his holoform to appear. A loud sigh followed before Mags slowly climbed down the side of the cab.

"What exactly am I doing?" Mags asked,

"Well... Maggie, we're getting the family lunch" I emphasized on the fake name hoping he'd pick up on it.

He hummed, glancing my way before I waved my hand around trying to hurry him up and get him into this damned place.

[storm-breaker7]

[] Always Have Been Clumsy []

Summery: Y/n ends up falling down a flight of stairs and it gets her to finally say something she's been holding in.

Paring: Ratchet x Human! Reader

Warnings: Fluff, Injures, Blood

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I hummed lightly while listening to music. At the moment I was sitting at base sketching out a waterfall. It was of a picture I took when I first went to it and that's where I first met the Autobots.

I sat on a chair, with my feet kicked up on the desk. I was so focused on the drawing and whisper yelling Eye of the tiger to even notice Ratchet, my guardian, calling my name.

I almost threw my pen and book when I was tapped on the shoulder, jumping out of my skin and falling onto the floor. My headphones falling off in the process. I yelped in surprise, my song being cut off.

"Sorry Y/n." I heard Ratchet say from behind me.

"You better be," I mumbled back. I picked up my headphones, pen and book then put it on the desk. "What is it?" I asked, raising my hands above my head to stretch the kinks out of my body.

"The other children are staying for a.. 'sleep over'," Ratchet gestured with air quotes, "And have returned to their homes to get supplies and were wondering what to get you, to save you and I the drive there and back."

"I don't really have a choice do I?" I asked walking up to the rails and leaning on them having to crane my neck just to make eye contact. Even though I'm like 19, I'm just barely the same height as Jack and with Ratchet around I'm always feeling short. Always having to look up can get a bit annoying.

"I do not think Miko will take it lightly if you say no." Ratchet answered giving me a side glance as he continued to type away at his computer.

"Neither do I" I sighed, "Tell them there is a Bright pink bag in the corner of my room"

"Bright pink..?"

"Yea me and my sibling both have one as a joke."

"mhmmm"

"Im being serious!"

] Time skippy brought to you by Steroids Ratchet [

I was sitting on the railing as the three guardians and charges came into the base and they jumped out or off before Arcee, Bumblebee and Bulkhead transformed.

"Bright pink? Really Y/n?" Miko asked,

"Do I have to explain it to you as well?" I chuckled, me and Ratchet shared a playful glance.

"Movie time!" Miko called,

"We're going to start on the star wars time line and you can't change it!" I called back,

"Start?" Miko called back,

"Star wars is to long to watch from start to finish in one night, Miko!" I called over to her, a little quieter since she had gotten closer.

"What movie do we start on?" Miko asked as she got into Disney+,

"The Phantom Menace!" I told her,

"Don't you have an Imaginary crush on Anakin or somethin'?" Miko asked over her shoulder.

"No. He is an ass! Obi-wan is way hotter!" I called back, Miko glanced behind me and her face twisted into a smirk. I raised my brow questioningly, slid off the railing before slowly twisting around and looking behind me.

Ratchet quickly turned around to his computers quickly. I whipped around and looked at Miko, a silent and simple question asking 'What'd I do?'

I turned back to Ratchet but he was walking off down a hall already. "Go get your boy. You've probably already watched this 5 times!" Miko told me and I heard her whisper to Jack and Raf, "Don't tell her but Anakin is way cooler"

Raf and Jack only shared odd glances, since neither of them have watched it. I just skipped down the stairs but on my way down my clumsy ass tripped and tumbled the rest of the way down.

I groaned when I hit the floor, touching my head but when I retracted my hand I felt the warm substance on my finger tips. When I looked down I saw the deep red blood on my fingers, trickling down onto my palm.

"On Second thought... I may not be watching that with ya...." My voice was slurred before I passed out at the bottom of the stairs. I heard frantic voices but I couldn't make them out.

I heard some yell something along the lines of Ratch... yea I think maybe Raf yelled it... or was it jack... I couldn't really tell at the moment.

Time seemed to blend together and it went quicker then normal. Soon I woke up in a makeshift medical bed. I recognized where I was, I was in Ratchet lair. My head throbbed as I pushed myself up, causing me to let out a pained groan.

Some middle aged guy that had a striking resemblance to, "Doc bot!" I slurred in a slight daze still. Ratchet quickly turned around and made his way over to me.

"Don't ever do that again!" He exclaimed,

"I was going after you and I guess I fell for ya... Ha, that's a bit cheesy.." I slurred, the medicine was still working its magic on me.

"Your still under the influence of-" Ratchet scoffed not wanting to explain things, "I highly doubt it." Ratchet smiled sadly and went to reach his hand out but retracted it and turned away.

"It's kinda like alcohol... Right?"

"Sure..?"

"Well then it's only helping me say this." I gabed my finger in his direction. Ratchet turned around slightly and glanced around.. probably thinking. "Just come here, help me outta here." I grumbled starting to get out of bed, I magically tripped again and Ratchet quickly rushed to make sure I didn't face plant again.

As soon as he grabbed me, I gave him a quick peck on the cheek and stumbled over to the counter to try and find water. I heard a loud thump and when I turned around he was planted on the floor looking to have passed out.

"What do I do? Hmmmmmm....." I tapped my leg as I stood there watching his unconscious holoform. A genius idea came to my still influenced mind.

I walked back over with great difficulty and then sat down next to him. I started to poke his face still trying to find a better idea, "Ratchh? Ratchet..? Hello....?" The best idea popped into my mind so I put it into action straight away.

I leaned down and did one last final poke just to check all was good for me to go. I smiled and shook my head slightly and leaned down to litter small kisses over his face but when he still hadn't woken I gave him a peck on his lips. He seemed to smile a bit and kissed back even though his eyes were still closed. I laughed a little and let my head rest on his chest and we just laid there, enjoying the others company.

Little did both of them know, Optimus had decided to come and check on you and Ratchet... He waved his hand in front of his face turning away trying to erase the sight from his processor, "He needs something else on his mind.." Optimus walked off trying to think of ways to get the images, of a high Y/n and almost passed out Ratchet on the floor, Out. Of. His. Mind.

[storm-breaker7]

// Missing something \\

Pairing: Cliffjumper x Reader

Summery: Your mourning the death of Cliffjumper and the newly found kids aren't making things easier. And just to note, don't go out on angry drives, you get kidnapped.

Warnings: Angst & Blood (tell me if I missed something)

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I walked up to Cliffjumper with a chipper smile. "How's everything goin'?" I had asked.

"Well if you were to ask Ratchet I'm sure he would say somethin' different." Cliff replied with, I practically knew what Ratchet was about to say. I can't forget this day.. now I nearly know it off by heart.

"Cliffjumper- Do I have to say this for the third time today. Painting my tools bright. neon. pink. Is definitely your fault." Ratchet grumbled from his place by the monitors.

I sighed happily, If only I knew... That it was my last happy day of my life. I zoned back into the real harsh world with tears streaming down my face. I sobbed quietly in some part of the base I don't know.

"I should have spent my last moments with him better-" I choked out between sobs, "Or at least told him how I- felt... But no-" I broke out in tears again knowing that because I was too chicken I'll never be able to tell him now.

I heard some talking, some voices I hadn't recognised. I pulled myself together trying to look like I hadn't just balled my eyes out for the last hour, before trying to find my way back to the main part of the base.

"Who owns the sweet ride here?" I heard a young naive girls voice call, what the hell have the bots done now...

I stomped out of the hall, a storm cloud practically sitting above me. Now I had a bit of a resemblance to Ratchets mood. "Don't touch it, sparkles." I sneered at the child, I pulled the door open of my '69 Impala got in and slammed the door closed.

Poor Baby, I don't like slamming her doors 'cause she's fragile but at the moment I don't think I was in the mood for a lecture. Just as I was about to turn the key and stay her I heard, "What crawled up her tailpipe and died.."

I slammed my hand on the steering wheel and got back out of the car, leaving the driver's door open and storming over to the kid. "Let me make this crystal clear, kid" I growled gabbing my finger in her chest, "I am not in the m-"

"Y/n, I don't believe it is wise to take your anger out on children" Prime intervened,

"Fine!" I glared at the kid again before walking back over to my car, "I'm going, for a long drive. Don't be surprised if I don't come back."

And with that the Impala roared alive, I yanked the poor girl into a U-turn and left with the almighty howl of baby's engine slowly dying out as I got further and further from the base.

/∆\ Pov change rq /∆\

"What'd I do?" Miko, the girl that had only meant her words as a joke looked around, completely baffled.

"She's in denial..." Arcee said slowly, knowing very well what you went through, but you had a larger scar from this that was still healing. Because unlike you, Arcee was more used to death of friends, much to her distaste.

"Of what..?" The short brown haired boy asked, Raf looked around for answers. Ratchet grimaced and looked away trying to put his mind back to work. Arcee slumped down, bowing her head with sorrow written all over her features. Bulkhead closed his eyes and mumbled something, Prime only looked down at the floor with great sorrow. Bee wurred sadly and Raf noodles solemnly.

"What did someone die?" Miko interjected, Everyone squeezed their optics shut, trying to imagine she didn't just say that. If Y/n hadn't left miko would be dead already.

"Yea, actually..." Arcee mumbled softly, the air around them all was so tense and thick it made all the bots feel as if they were suffocating.

"oh.." Miko dragged her words out looking to where your Impala had only left a minute ago, "I really realise why she almost exploded now..."

...

"Your not making this better." Arcee pointed out after the silence had dragged out long enough.

/∆\ Back to youuuu /∆\

I lightly but angrily tapped the steering wheel focusing too hard on the deserted road in front of baby.

I couldn't drive to my house... well, because I didn't have one, I live in base. Thats the courtesy of the decepticons. I smiled sadly, it's when I met Cliffjumper too. Happy times.

Way better than now, If those children would have came maybe a month earlier I would have welcomed them with open arms but now im just a lifeless husk of my old self... what a great person I turned out to be.

I pushed harder on the accelerator, but backed off when I saw a car on the horizon. I thought nothing of it and continued to focus some random flashy red sports car didn't bother me.

Wait- A flashy red sports car! Knockout! I thought to myself. I yanked back on the hand brake and yanked the steering wheel left, doing a hard U-turn. Baby roared when I slammed the hand brake back down and I put the pedal to the metal.

I leaned down and tried to grab my phone that went flying into the passenger side footwell. I felt it and pulled myself back up, my eyes hadn't moved from the road as I continued to multi-task. I flipped open my phone and quickly speed dialed the base.

"What did you do now Y/n?" Ratchet asked over the phone, he sounded conflicted like he was working on something and his mind wasn't actually paying any attention to this.

"Well I don't know, Tryna go for a nice drive and blow off some steam, but that was until a flashy red sports car decided to tail me!" I grumbled at the phone, I looked quickly into the rear-view mirror and noticed K.O was closer than I would have liked.

"so a ground bridge?" Ratchet asked,

"No I want a cup of tea to share with Knockout. What do you think!!" I yelled over the phone, trying to convey my message as lightly as I could, and this is putting it lightly... yea the perks of having a short temper and road rage... whoohoo.

"My audio receptors.." Ratchet mumbled,

"I don't have time for your old gears to catch up ratchet! I need a damn ground bridge! I'm going to become Decepticon chow if you can't get your head outta whatever you doing." I desperately told the phone as I continued to flick my eyes up to the rear-view mirror and the road in front of me.

I glanced down at baby's ol' gadge, We still could go a tad faster... I just need to get him off my tail... I growled curse words then proceeded to push my foot further, much to Baby's disagreement as the car spluttered for a second before catching up. Slowly I gave myself a small gap of opportunity, "Ratchet dont open a ground bridge yet, Listen very carefully." I started, He hummed sharply showing that he was listening.

"I want you to open the ground bridge and the end of this road I'm going down on my mark, and close it just before I make it in, so K.O cant follow... for safety measures..?" I explained.

"Alright. On your mark." Ratchet said, I heard some shuffling on his end but pushed it off to the not important at the moment box in my mind.

I squinted my eyes at the horizon, seeing my target. I glanced back up at the rear-view mirror once more. I had made a gap that was about a yard, that will do fine. When I glanced back at the road in front of me then to the left, my eyes widened. Well fuck.

A blue hummer-like car was off the road to my left then slammed into Baby, flipping the car. I was yanked around I heard some frantic voices but couldn't make them out with all the slamming I heard.

I don't think Baby is looking to good...

I unclipped my seat belt but when I hit the floor I noticed to large red pedes next to another blue pair. This is going from bad to worse. "Oi, shut up." I whisper yelled at my phone grabbing it quickly and pushed it in my back jean pockets. They must have listen because I couldn't hear their frantic calls now.

I was reaching for a peace of glass from the now shattered windscreen all over the roof... or rather floor... and only just grabbed it before a clawed hand grabbed my leg, I hissed in pain but quickly slipped it into a small coin pocket in the jeans.

I was lifted into the air and was dangling upside down. K.O shook his hand a bit and it made my vision go weird and my gut wants to come up and out of my mouth, not a nice feeling. "Why does Starscream even want this revolting flesh bag anyway?"

"Don't know, we best get out of here before the Autobots turn up" I groaned when knockout threw me in the air and grabbed me again in his palm. I looked back at baby....

"It'll Buff out..." I mumbled to myself, Next thing I know I see the light of a ground bridge right behind Baby, couldn't they have gotten closer, I thought to myself as I started to see black dots and my head hurled with every move Knockout made to get into their own ground bridge.

I was thrown into K.Os passenger seat just as I went to call for them. So much so a drive, I don't think me or baby is ganna make it outta this one..

Then Bam nose to the dash and out I go, something must have hit K.O because I went hurling forward and knocked myself out. Smart.

// ∆ \\

Maybe an hour later or a day, how could I know, I cracked my eyes open only to see the ground far far below in a dark creepy room. I squeezed my eyes closed trying to get my fear to calm down.

I cracked my eyes open again but I didn't look down in fear that if I do, I might fall. I glanced around, swallowing hard. I'm definitely not cut out for this sh-. My thoughts started but a loud hiss came from the door shut it up and focused on what was going to come through.

"Starscream and his need to get those Autobots is stupid, Why get a human? And why does he think he can do a better job at killing Optimus when he barely can do anything without running like a cowar-" I heard K.O say to himself as he walked in but as he noticed I was awake he cut himself off and smirked, "Good to know my patient has come out of their beauty sleep."

I groaned and dared to look down again, but instead of focusing on the ground I looked at the patch of blood on my shirt. I was stinging but I'm sure when I'm out of shock I'll feel how bad it is...

"You don't talk much do you..? Somethin' got your tongue?" K.O teased. I smelt the air and all I could really smell was the sweet smell of energon and blood, as well as sweat and a freshly buffed paint, Definitely Knockout... seen as how shiny his finish is.

"Sorry, can you repeat that? I don't speak Bitch" I hissed at the pain of talking. If looks could kill, I'm sure K.O would be 6ft under already.

"Well you sure do have some guts to talk to me like that!" K.O growled and pointed his finger at me before whipping around and rummaging through some tools.

"And who are you? The Decepticons Mascot?" I growled through my teeth, my adrenaline was slowly fading and the pain of something grabbed in my side was slowing filling it's place.

"I'll show you how this mascot cuts a human in half. Oh wait! You won't be able to see it because I'll use you as the test subject!" Knockout stomped over but stopped about halfway when a 'Con minion stormed in.

"Commander Knockout, The Autobots have stormed the Nemesis! Lord Starscream has commanded you to get over to the west wing to deal with the Autobots with most of our troops." It told K.O ominously before scurrying off, the door closing with a light slam.

"I deal with you later. I have some Autobots to dance with, per Starscreams orders" Knockout pointed at me, "Don't go anywhere"

"Oh of course, I'll just escape and break my legs from the fall! Where can I go?" I yelled at him sourly as he left but coughed up blood. I looked down once more at my wound to see something shiny. When my eyes focused I realised it had been glass, a big chunk straight in my side.

I let out a pained groan again and closed my eyes. When I opened them I wasn't in the room anymore, no I was in an endless white room. "Y/n!" I heard an all too familiar voice from behind me, My side wasn't bleeding but I didn't care if It still had a bullet in it, I whipped around and ran for Cliffjumper.

He scooped me up and held me close to his chassis, I leaned into his neck cables and balled my eyes out. "I missed you so- so much!" I choked out in between my happy crying.

"Hey, kiddo... So did I.." A happy smile speed across his features,

"Look, the last time I hesitated when I wanted to say this I never got to. So I'm saying it now..." I quickly told him then took a deep breath. He hummed his azure optics carefully studying my shaking frame.

"I love you and I really wish that I would have been able to tell you that before you passed but- but I didn't and now yo-you'll never know a- and I can't go back now-" I started to speed talk and get agitated the more I spoke but when his servo lightly touched my shoulder, my words were caught in my throat.

"Slow down, flash, You love me?" He asked, his voice sounding as smooth as the day I lost him. But I just nodded, too scared to reply. Even if this was a figment of my imagination... I still will make it feel like it's real, to calm my haywire mind.

"Don't worry, princess, I'm watching over ya' so don't cry and say hi to Arcee for me" He kissed my head lightly and then put me down on the ground with the same grace. He did the gun fingers, or digits in his case, and then faded into nothing. I sighed, looking down. I closed my eyes and ran my hands down my face before opening them again.

I was back in the dark gloomy room, which reminded me of my mind. But instead of the blaster shots being far and almost faint they were now ringing in my ears. I howled out in pain, from the large migraine and the sharp glass stull in my side.

Only moments later, after more pained groans and depressing thoughts, the door burst open. Arcee and bumblebee came running through and quickly helped you out of your restraints.

I collapsed into Bee's servos and yelled out in pain, the glass moved around and only made it feel more pleasant... That was sarcastic just for those who didn't pick up on it.

I zoned in and out of consciousness, only remembering snippits. Bee running, Optimus and Arcee with Bee, the ground bridge, Ratchet and June prodding me then a blinding light in my eyes then nothing.

I groaned lightly as I came to my scenes, my ears ringing, eyes trying to adjust, my fingers feeling the cotton blanket that had been draped over me earlier. I leaned up a tad and opened my eyes.

Home at last.... I thought, a smile on my face as I laid back down, falling back into unconscious. Happy that I was back home and could rest easy.

[storm-breaker7]

All My works 🧍🤓

(Not my picture)

So this is just a list of all the stories/oneshots I have finished or are still working on! I will refrain from making any more until I finish the ones I've got. So they can all actually get out. 💀👌

(Also capital X = romantic relationship & lower case x = plantonic relationship)

-Currently Working on-

-Heaven Lost an Angel (Obi-wan X reader) Discontinued until further notice

-Rainy Day (Hunter X Reader)

-??? (RoTB (I guessed) Mirage X Male Reader) Request

-Finished Working On-

🌌 Star Wars 🌌

Jedi/Sith

-All Things Considered (Luke Skywalker x Reader) Request

Clones

-My Plan (Hunter X Reader) Request

-Memorial Masterlist (Clones Deaths)

-Second Round of Whiskey (Crosshair X Reader) Request

-Code name: TANGO (Rex X Reader X Fives)

-Not so Accidental (Tech x Reader)

-So Warm (Tbb Echo X Reader)

Other

Nothing yet...

💥 Transformers 💥

Prime🏜️

-Always Have been Clumsy (Ratchet X reader)

-Missing Something (Cliffjumper X reader)

-Replacement Colomn (Ultra Magnus X Reader) Request

Bayverse🌎

Nothing yet...

Cyberverse🛡️

-Need Someone (Cheetor X Maximal Reader) Request

IDW 🪐

Nothing yet...

Beast Wars 🏞️

Nothing yet...

Rise of the Beasts 🏕️

Nothing yet...

War for Cybertron 🌀

Nothing yet...

👔 Criminal Minds 👔

Nothing yet...

🌋 Pacific Rim 🌋

-That Dream Again (Chuck X Reader) Request

🌄 Red Dead Redemption 2 🌄

Nothing yet...

🐀🐢 TMNT 🐢🐀

Rise 2018-2022

Nothing yet...

Rise 2012-2017

Nothing yet...

📜🔦 SuperNatural 🔦📜

-Demon (Dean X Reader)

🥪🕊️ Team Fortress 2 🕊️🥪

Nothing yet...

🗡️ Kingsman 🗡️

Nothing yet...

🪶 Assassin's Creed 🪶

Nothing yet...

😵‍💫 Marvel 😵‍💫

Spider People 🕸️

Nothing yet...

The Avengers 🦾

Nothing yet...

Other 🌃

Nothing yet...

💙 Detroit: Become Human 💙

Nothing yet...

🍷 Stardew Valley 🍷

Nothing yet...

📦🧩 Miscellaneous 👾📦

Nothing yet...

[storm-breaker7]

Incorrect quotes .1

Mw2

-

You: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Ghost: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Soap: There were so many mixed messages in there- I can't.

-

You, texting Ghost: Help! I'm being kidnapped!

Ghost: Where are you?

You: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Ghost: I'll call soap

Soap, answering the call: Y'ello

Ghost: Where are they? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Soap: Huh? Whaddya mean? They're right next to me...

Soap:

Soap: I'll call you back *Hangs up*

Soap: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!!

You: WHO ARE YOU?!

-

*You and Ghost sitting in jail together*

Ghost: Who should we call first

You: I'd call soap, but I feel safer in jail.

- You: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place. Ghost: you people already know too much about me. Soap: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.

-

Soap, In a high voice, holding barbie: Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school to school and starting a career!

You, In a deep voice, holding ken: Nonsense, Barbie. Your staying hom and having my kids.

Ghost: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Soap: Playing systemic oppression.

-

You: What's a word that's a mix between sad and mad?

Ghost: Disgrunted, miserable, desolated-

Soap: Smad.

Ghost:

-

You: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Ghost?

Ghost: ...No

Soap: I do!

You: I know, Soap.

Soap: I'm sad!

You I know, Soap.

-

You: Ghost, what do IDK, LY and TTYL mean?

Ghost: I dont know, love you, talk to you later.

You: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Soap.

-

Ghost: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Soap, motioning to himself and you: No no no no no no, TWO idiots!

-

*The squad getting into the car*

You: Im Driving.

Ghost, out of view: Shotgun!

Soap, Turning to face Ghost: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone, but Ghost: WOAH-!

Ghost: No! I found a shotgun! And, I want the front seat!

*Pumps the gun*

[storm-breaker7]

Not so Accidental

Pairing: Tech x Ex-Bounty Hunter! gn! Reader

Summery: A force sensitive, ex bounty hunter is tasked, by the republic, to 'get this elite squad of genetically enhanced clones in line.' The republics words not theirs.

Warnings: uh none I think..??

-

I frowned, Anakin- one of the best Jedi I got to know when I was still in the order- waited with baited breath for my answer.

A sigh escaped my lips, "Fine." I mumbled. Anakin was about to explode with euphoria until I waved my hand, "But you better make sure that I will stop being continually chased down by the Jedi for their mysterious needs"

"Oh don't worry I'll handle the council, I'll show you your team" He smiled and started to walk of with myself following his lead.

"This had better be worth the money and my time" I sighed, rolling my eyes.

Oh I had no idea how wrong I was...

-

"Who are you?" A tall snarky ass of a guy asked flicking his toothpick in my direction,

"Your parent" I replied sarcastically, before Anakin gestured for me to stop.

"Where's Hunter?" Anakin asked as he scanned over the room. Crosshair shrugged and went back to cleaning his rifle.

"Right here General, who's this?" The Sargent of this squad walked in from the door behind us with two other men in somewhat matching armour.

"Your Commander. Everyone meet Y/n, Y/n meet The bad batch" Anakin gestured his hands around at the mention of this squad like a proud father.

"Uhm and why do we all of a sudden have a commander?" The bulky dude at the back of the pack asked.

"Because the Jedi feel that this squad needs someone to help this squad tone down the crazy, but knowing Y/n they'll just make it worse" Anakin laughed to himself and I smiled, old memories flashing by. "Now I've gotta get going. I'm sure you can introduce yourselves"

But before even waiting for an answer, Anakin sped out the door and down the hall probably trying to get back to his cruiser.

I heard the rain pelt down on the outside walls and windows it was that quiet. Hunter slowly turned to me and sucked in a deep breath. He quickly glanced at the tall goggled guy next to him.

"Well I'm Hunter, uh sir," He introduced and glanced at the guy next to him.

"Tech," he gestured lazily at himself, "I understand that we should use formalities but must we?"

"No, your fine. I'm not a Jedi, haven't been for a long time." I smiled lightly and glanced up at the towering hunk behind the two,

"Oh, uh... The names Wrecker" He introduced awkwardly but happily and walked off elsewhere in the white washed room.

The last guy looked up at Hunter then me and grumbled a barely audible, "Crosshair" and continued to clean his rifle in his own little world.

I nodded slightly, smiled to myself as the others made themselves comfy. I laid down on the cold floor and closed my eyes then rested my hands behind my head. I could hear some heavy footsteps and I think Wrecker sat down next to me.

"What are you doing?" He whispered,

"Nothing, why are we whispering?" I whispered back,

"uhm.. 'cause." He whispered, "Are you jedi-ing?"

"Meditating?" I asked, "Yea, kinda..." I opened my eyes and looked up at his looming figure.

"ohhhh" He nodded coming to a realisation, "Can you tell me about Jedi stuff, we don't really get told much.." Wrecker admitted.

"I don't mind, anything particular you want to ask about the Jedi order?" I scanned his face and only now noticed the spider web of scars and his silvery eye.

He hummed and leaned back, thinking most likely, "What colour is your lazer Thingamagig?"

"Lightsaber" Tech corrected from his spot on the other side of the table.

"My lightsaber? Oh..." I paused but nodded, "It's purple, you wanna see?"

"Is that even a question?" Wrecker enthusiastically leaned forward, I smiled and pushed his head back lightly before I pulled the hilt off the belt where it rested.

It fit in my hand perfectly and rolled across it until I grabbed it and ignited it, away from Wrecker obviously, and the purple hue lit up the dimly lit room.

The lightsaber had a lower hum compared to your usual saber, It had Wrecker entranced. "Rule number one, we don't touch the glowing part unless we don't want a hand anymore."

Wrecker nodded, "Can I hold it?"

"Do be careful..." I told him and deactivated the saber, placing it in his palm gingerly. He made a 'wooahh' noise and smiled.

I grabbed his hand and moved it away from himself, "You can turn it on now if you'd like"

He grinned and put his thumb on the ignition switch and I let go of his hands and gave him a thumbs up.

I noticed Tech watching us while he fiddled with something. The purple hue and the low hum of my lightsaber started up again and Wrecker waved it around like a kid with a stick.

"Oh! Oh! Show me some of you moves" Wrecker carefully handed it back to me and watched eagerly.

"Alright calm down, have you never seen a lightsaber?" I joked,

"Never held one, that was cool"

I smiled at him and got in my stance, I held the lightsaber in front of me. I twirled the Saber in my hand then started to go into some flourishes, Before I stopped again when my Saber was to the front and pointed forward.

Wrecker made a range of noises and grinned from eye to eye, "I haven't seen those moves before.. where'd you learn that?" Tech asked curiously.

I turned my lightsaber off and put the hilt on my belt again before I answered, "I was trained well before the Clone wars and I got kicked from the order not too long after it started.. I met another jedi and he finished my training, he was old though so his forms were old but still effective, I've noticed."

Tech hummed and nodded, "That explains the lack of Jedi robes you currently have."

"I just met you. Are you trying to make me lack my clothes all together?Tsk tsk tech, how scandalous of you." I told him, shaking my head.

He exploded into a stuttering mess, and I could see the blush creeping up even while he was furiously trying to explain himself. "Ahh I'm just kidding" I waved my hand at him once he finished and he gave me this look of down right betrayal while Me and Wrecker laughed it off.

-A fEw DaYs LaTEr-

I deflected bolts coming left, right and centre. It was overwhelming... Where is the hell are those asshats?

A loud grenade went off then a few more followed making the same sound. I swore I heard Wrecker laugh his evil your-being-blown-up-now laugh. I continued to deflect bolts because these stupid mindless droids didn't bother to check their flank

I had managed to get around 20 or so droids down by the time I heard blaster fire, the casual bicker in between my favourite squad, more explosions (+Wrecker) and Crosshair started to pepper bolts down, covering me and the boys.

I jumped down from where I had been surrounded by. Then started to make my way through the droids, chopping up any that got in my way and continued to deflect bolts that had come close to shooting me.

I backed up and away from the droids trying to form a plan. My back touched something behind me so I whipped around, it was just Tech. He and I breathed out a collective sigh then we turned back around, covering each others back.

"What did you guys screw up now?"

"Oh nothing too grand, only missed the shot on the tactical droid so its currently really wants us gone"

"Fun times"