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#Sun and moon show jigsaw
the-faketiccit0by · 7 months
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Solar: A stake to the heart won't kill a vampire if their tits are big enough
Ruin: Yeah, you just catch it
Jigsaw: Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit
Eclipse: Then I just use a spear instead
Solar: You are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas, and for what? Why would you do that to the ecosystem?
Bonus:
Moon: that's it I'm scheduling them all therapy
Lunar: yeah I hate Eclipse but this is just too much...
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helinedmightbehere · 1 year
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im late to the new episode but FUCK YEAH THE NAME'S CANON
JIGSAW IS CANON
I actually love their character so much
THANK YOU SO MUCH UNIVERSE FOR NOT MAKING THEM A REPLACEMENT BLOODMOON
bop it ✨️
twist it ✨️
pull it ✨️
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Sun and Moon show quotes because my sleep paralysis demon said so
Most of these aren't in character and I think its funny, Also Rays is good Eclipse and ya'll know who jigsaw is.
Monty, looking at their watch: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted. Monty: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.
Monty: Lunar… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Lunar: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Monty: Monty: I wrote sanitize, Lunar.
Lunar: Can we get a birthday cake? Sun: It’s not your birthday. Lunar: The cake won’t know!
Monty: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.
Shapeshifter: transforms to look like Monty Monty: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
Eclipse: Look at the buns on that guy! Lunar: lying on the floor, covered in hamburger buns Monty: This is the comedy police! The joke's too funny! Eclipse: I'm not going back to jail!
Eclipse: Could you be anymore annoying? Goast!Lunar: Yes.
Goast!Lunar: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."
Lunar, holding a scooter: Monty! Can I go outside and play with this? Monty: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay? Lunar, running outside: Thanks Monty! Monty, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!
While the Squad is in a battle Goast! Blood Moon, trying to warn Sun about the location of an enemy: To the left! Sun, Extremely sleep deprived: Take it back now y'all! *gets decked in the face*
Moon: Did you two buy eggs like I asked? Lunar: Even better! Moon: What did you- Earth holding up a chicken Her name is Fluffy.
KC: What’s the status up here? Rays: Fucked up, about to die, Sun’s a nerd. The usual.
Monty, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea? Rays: Tea. Monty: Wrong. It's coffee.
Sun, in a room with Monty, Moon, and KC: It’s calm in here. Sun: It scares me…
Lunar: sharpens knife We've got ways of making people talk. Lunar: cuts piece of cake Jigsaw: …Can I have some? Lunar: Cake is for talkers.
Sun: How would you rate your pain? Rays: 0/10. Would not recommend.
Sun: Lunar, I don’t think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery. Lunar: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you’re all tomfuckered out!
Eclipse: What's two plus two? Monty, has a concussion: Math. Eclipse: …I will accept that answer.
Lunar: Do you have any idea what you’re doing? Foxy: Why start now?
Monty: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit. Monty: Fruits that do live up to their names? Monty: Orange.
Rays: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it. Rays Moon: …I was hungry.
Bloody: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up? Lunar: remembers dancing to the ringtone Lunar: I didn’t hear it.
Moon: …I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something. Eclipse, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
KC: Uh, Moon? Rays is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof. Moon: What? Bloody: I think they meant, Rays is drowning. Moon: WHAT?! Meanwhile Rays: is drowning Lunar: OH MY GOD, RAYS! KEEP SWIMMING! Rays: I can't swim, dumbass— sinks Lunar: RAYS!
out grocery shopping Rays: takes a free sample twice Rays: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.
Earth: We all have our demons. Sun, grabbing Blood moon: This one’s mine!
Monty: Prepare to feel really bad about yourself. Rays: I’ve been prepared for that my entire life. Monty: Rays: Or something mean about you.
Sun: I’m so tired. Rays: Did you get to bed late? Sun: No. Rays: Did you do something strenuous? Sun: No. Rays: Then why are you tired? Sun: I’m alive. Rays: Sounds exhausting.
Monty: Hey, how did my phone break? Sun: You were drunk yesterday. Monty: And? Lunar: You threw it. Monty: Why? Eclipse: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming “FLY DAMN YOU!” Monty: And why didn’t you stop me?! Foxy: We were busy laughing our asses off.
Monty: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about. KC: What are you passionate about? Monty: Sleeping.
Moon: You’re a loose cannon, Eclipse. Eclipse: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me? Monty: I think you play by your own rules. Earth: No way, they think rules were made to be broken. Moon: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon. Eclipse: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Rays is a loose cannon. Rays: smashes a chair Aah! You shut your trap, Eclipse! Earth: I’d say Rays’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing. Monty: Now I’m just confused. Is Eclipse a loose cannon or not? Moon: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this. Eclipse: groans Rays: Aw, man.
Monty: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: puts more tape over their mouth I said stop eating it.
KC: I ran into Monty in the kitchen at 1 AM last night and when I asked them what they were doing, they just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and wandered off, strumming vaguely on their Bass guitar.
Eclipse: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Lunar.
Foxy: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff. Monty: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Monty: You know, people treat me like a god. Foxy: How? Monty: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Monty: The floor is lava! Sun: helps Blood moon onto the counter Lunar: kicks Eclipse off the sofa Moon: lays on the floor Monty: …Are you okay? Moon: No.
Sun: Who hurt you? Rays: snorting What, do you want a list? Sun: …Yes, actually.
Eclipse: I feel so burnt out. Monty: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon. Eclipse: Are you gonna… assassinate me? Monty: Well not if you’re expecting it.
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ayyy-imma-ninja · 7 days
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spoilers for today's SAMS episode below the cut-
after today, I refuse to call Ruin "Ruin" anymore Q_Q
So until/if he ever gets a new name, I'm gonna go back to calling him what I originally called him: Jigsaw.
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peachyfnaf · 2 months
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I saw your post about the meme thing and just wanted to leave this here! Ruin as this meme would be fucking hilarious to me lol
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i lost my shit like 12 different times making this, ty
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mr-mischievous · 3 months
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"He has a TINDER PROFILE!!"
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Someone had to do it, and it was gonna be me. This was a wonderful suggestion from a certain someone, and I hold no regrets.
You all should like. Totally swipe right, ngl./silly
(okay but like. why do I feel so powerful rn. I'm so happy with this? ((LITERALLY took all day with how distracted I got.)) )
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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 10 months
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Monty: Ya know, at least my family is straightforward. You guys all have weird issues.
Moon: What?
Monty, pointing to Sun: Anxiety.
Monty, pointing to Lunar: PTSD.
Monty, pointing to Blood Moon: Neglect.
Monty, pointing to KC: Twink.
Monty, pointing to Jigsaw Eclipse: Sociopath.
Monty, pointing to Eclipse: Disowned.
Monty, pointing to Solar: Unspecified Trauma.
Monty, pointing to New Blood Moon: Manipulated.
Monty, poking Moon in the forehead: Self-Worth.
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boilsyouroil · 4 months
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ALL THE ECLIPSES I COULD REMEMBER <3
-🌙☁️
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melodyartiez · 5 months
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Eclipses
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there was an eclipse like 1-2 days ago,it wasnt visible in my country but i figured i should prob draw somethin for it lol
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sourtomatola · 1 month
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Villainous trio drabble
1700-ish words (based off this pic) @villainoustrioau @crees-a
Solar grunted with the turn of a screw. His latest project was almost done, but now, he was feeling like getting a cup of coffee.
He was already standing when he stretched his endo as far back as he could bend. His door shut in that moment, making him jump from the sudden break of his conversation. Eclipse Sulked in tiredly, dragging his slippers across the floor and barely giving Solar a glance.
Eclipse was the one who was apart of the group without his own will involved. Solar felt bad for him, but understood that it was the reason Jigsaw had built him. His lanky lumbering body hunched in exhaustion as he wordlessly dragged himself to Solar’s desk, crawling underneath. He grabbed the sol pillow that the mechanic had left there for him and curled up. Comfort wasn’t his priority, he just needed rest and silence.
Solar paused his quest for coffee and walked back to his desk, where Eclipse settled in. Solar said nothing, knowing that Eclipse was often exhausted from the constant chattering and singing Jigsaw subjected him to. Solar held out his hand and gave his counterpart’s back a gentle stroke.
Eclipse tensed up for a second before carefully relaxing and letting out weary sigh. Solar continued to rub his back gently, careful to not chip his paint or cause anymore new cracks to his casing. He knew the Ruin Virus was tough on the guys body, and was only trying to offer quiet comfort. Eclipse accepted it thankfully, or at least didn’t have the energy to argue, and just fell asleep under the desk.
Solar stared at him a minute, marveling at how well built he was, despite the ruin virus. Jigsaw really built him strong, no doubt knowing what the virus would do to him. Solar silently wished he could have given Jigsaw an alternative way to control Eclipse, but he had none, and there was no cure.
He stood up and let his fans vent a moment in a relaxed sigh before he made his way back to the coffee maker. As he poured himself a cup, he could hear Jigsaw in the other room, chittering in giggles and other mutterings. Solar knew this meant he was charging now. While most animatronic’s charged much like they were sleeping, Jigsaw got a bit quirky.
He heard the sound of claws scraping against the floor and glanced into Jigsaw’s room. He let out a sigh, seeing the other type of daycare attendant model laying on the floor, instead of the couch he usually slept on. The broken animatronic’s endo exposed fingers scuffed noisily against the floor.
Solar leaned against the wall, watching his little leader writhe and flinch in his sleep. He swirled his coffee in his mug before taking a sip and setting it aside, making a choice. He stepped back into his leader’s room and gently scooped up the shorter animatronic, gently placing him on the couch.
Jigsaw’s bell on the end of his hat chimed, making Solar pause, staring at the familiar blue nightcap. Solar’s eyes narrowed at the hat, thinking of the one he kept close because of it’s own significance. Specifically, the passionate killing of his own Moon.
He didn’t regret it. Not one bit. He had many regrets, oh, so many, but he has never once lost sleep over that nightcap trophy in his room. If anything, seeing the unmoving stares made him rest deeper.
He made sure Jigsaw was comfortable before standing again and grabbing his coffee on his way back to his lab. When he got there, he glanced under the desk to see Eclipse Undisturbed. Satisfied, he sat back down and got back to work.
Occasionally, Eclipse would let out a soft moan in his sleep. Solar reached his leg over and rubbed Eclipse comfortingly with his foot, like a dog under the table. Eclipse would settle and Solar would unconsciously continue to gently comfort his counterpart, the rhythmic rubbing motion easing them both in a peaceful routine.
Solar got up to get another bolt from his supply box, scooting his chair away to keep it out of Eclipse’s way. He heard the taller bot moan again, but he tried to pay it no mind. He heard another moan as he was away from his desk, but ignored it until another came, accompanied with a low growl.
Solar looked back at the desk to see Eclipse squirming in his sleep, groaning and clawing at the floor, his fierce claws leaving deep gnashes in the cement ground. Eclipse started to pant, a sure sign that his hunger was growing. Solar tensed at the realization.
“Uhhh...Jig?” Solar called softly to the other room. He hoped their leader would hear him and get his creation the substance he needed to avoid any unforeseen incidents.
Eclipse woke with a start, making Solar flinch. The Lanky animatronic let out a soft snarl as he started to look around his cushion. He was looking for something to eat. Something to kill.
“Jig!” Solar called louder. “Jig! Need some food in here!” He yelled.
Eclipse’s eyes shot to Solar, making him tense up. The metal beast lumbered out from under the desk and stood up, still hunched over. Solar knew his current position. It wasn’t a slouch. It was a hunting crouch.
Solar knew he didn’t have the blood that Eclipse was carving. He knew that feasibly, he wouldn’t be a victim of Eclipse. Eclipse wasn’t just a rabid animal, biting at everything anyways. The virus did enhance his feelings though, including hunger, which was dangerous in any sense.
“JIG!” Solar yelled louder.
“Oh Solar solar, sing my name~ It would not make me hurry faster, all the same~” Jigsaw giggled as he swayed into the room.
Eclipse’s tense posture relaxed slightly, but he still growled roughly. Solar’s fans sped up with relief, letting himself vent as Jigsaw brought in a bag filled with red raw meat.
“There you are dahling, have a good nap?” Jigsaw asked as he came over and scratched under Eclipse’s chin.
Eclipse gave out a low warning growl, despite not having the ability to do anything about it. He Physically couldn’t bite the hand that fed him. He instead tried to reach for the bag, but Jigsaw pulled it away from him.
“Ah ah~ Act like a dog, and you get treated as one.” Jigsaw snickered. “Now then, sit.”
Eclipse’s growl grew louder, frustrated.  “I’m not a dog!” He snarled.
Jigsaw’s face didn’t change from his pleased smug expression. “Sit.” He commanded again and held up the bloodied bag, giving it a taunting shake.
A small bit of drool left Eclipse’s lips as he stared at the bag. He quickly wiped it away in frustration before clenching his fists and falling to his knees harshly. He was still quite a bit taller than Jigsaw. He stayed on his knee’s until Jigsaw rose his eyebrows expectantly. Eclipse huffed angrily, but sunk back into a sitting position with his legs folded flat against the floor. Now he sat just a touch shorter than Jigsaw.
Eclipse’s fists clenched into his pants, almost seeming to tear them, but not quite. Solar silently hoped he wouldn’t have to fix them if he did.
“Theres a good boy!” Jigsaw praised and gave the humiliated starving bot a gently pat on the head. He opened up the plastic bag and pulled out a misshapen bloodied steak. Eclipse tried to grab for it but Jigsaw stopped him again. In embarrassed frustration, Eclipse slammed his fist to the ground, letting out an angry roar. Solar flinched but grabbed for his coffee instead of complaining.
Jigsaw just grinned as he calmly watched eclipse Expression of fury over his situation. He waited for Eclipse to settle down for a second before he began to hand feed Eclipse the steak.
The beastly animatronic scarfed down the meat ravenously, his hands catching the blood that leaked from it. He then licked away the blood from his own hands, searching for more blood to feast on. He looked to his master’s hands before grabbing Jigsaw’s wrists and licking the blood from them next, refusing to let anything go to waste. Jigsaw giggled from the tickling licking sensation but stood still, letting Eclipse lick off all he could.
Blood seeped between Jigsaw’s joints. He didn’t seem to mind, but Eclipse growled at the escaping drip and put his lips to the joints to try to suck the blood back out. Jigsaw’s expression turned from pleased to smug as he watched Eclipse effetely kiss his fingers, every joint, desperate from more blood to quell his hunger.
Solar quietly drank his coffee as he watched their ritual of master feeding his servant.
At last, Eclipse pulled back, looking to the floor in humiliation of his behavior.
“There now, are you satisfied?” Jigsaw asked. Eclipse refused to look at him but nodded. “Would you like to go back to sleep?” Another nod. “Well then, I’ll leave you to it then~ I’d like some alone time as well. Sleep tight~”
Jigsaw left the room with a wave, humming a tune to himself as he did. Solar watched Eclipse sit quietly for a moment, seeming to let the shame seep in and settle. His hungry growls gone, leaving the room in silence again.
Instead of standing up again, Eclipse merely crawled back under the desk, facing away from Solar as he curled up. Solar picked up his project and set it on the desk above Eclipse before sitting down. Neither of them moved for a minute before Solar once again reached out his foot and gently stroked Eclipse’s back.
Eclipse let out a tired sigh before relaxing again. Solar glanced to his mug of coffee that he had left across the room. He rubbed his tired optics and took off his goggles, deciding to forsake his coffee. He leaned forward on his desk, staying seated but relaxing his faceplate in his arms on the table in a resting position. It wouldn’t hurt to shut his eyes for a bit as well.
Underneath the desk, he felt a clawed hand touch his ankle, gently grasping it, thumb rubbing against his joints and plating. Solar smiled sleepily before the world went back.
Art for this
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the-faketiccit0by · 7 months
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Solar: How do I ask someone out?
Ruin: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two
Solar: No!
Eclipse: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car
Solar: Stop!
Jigsaw: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream
Solar: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory
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milkyrrr · 3 months
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Random AU sketches on paper that I drew while preparing for exams xD
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garbagechocolate · 1 year
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You seen the new episode of TSaMS? Cause a certain someone I think might be brought back from the dead soon-
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I KNOW I'M SO HAPPY
Image based on Sunny's drabble
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POV, in order to protect your brother, you get stuck in a empty dimension with a lunatic who kidnapped said brother.
So... you're fine being stuck here?
Isn't the first time, Wont be the last!
You say that as if we're going to get out of here.
Well, I'm going to get out. I don't know how you will~
Riiight
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peachyfnaf · 2 months
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so uhhh @bumble-the-sun-bee, happy last day of art fight lol. your sugarsweets are quite the cute creatures :)
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