#TANA - Music Box

[tanalogyosc]

"I created a new device and I need to experiment on it... Want to be a test subject?"

Name: Liam Amerylle Object: Allium Gender: Male

A sketchy alleyway inventor who surprisingly has many legit certificates and diplomas, as well as awards and fame in the world of technology.

Allium is, however, known to be quite chaotic and crazy. He likes to create useless or weird inventions in his downtime such as a screaming alarm clock shaped like a doll, a mirror that will automatically give you a compliment or an insult whenever you are in front of it, and a jar of pickles that yells when it's electrocuted...

Anywho, what people don't know is that Allium is actually heavily involved in the hidden secret lurking in Astrapollissei. People have even stated that they saw a SIERRA Personel entering his establishment...

Also yes he's very tall compared to other characters. (I love tall men)

[cellsshapedlikestars]

I love all of your fics and like the general vibe of them. I can't really like articulate the vibe, but mainly I'm thinking of Mongrel Heart, Help Me Out of the Shape I'm In, The Night We Met, and Is There a Ghost. I love these so much. Weird question, but do you have any book recommendations that are like these fics? I don't know if you've read anything that sort of inspired how you write, but if so, I would love to know them!

I just had so much fun going downstairs and combing through my bookcases, thank you anon

I feel like I'm more inspired by music than I am books, and I'll be honest, as I get older, I read less and less (alas). But when I was younger, all I did was read. Nancy Drew & any fantasy book I could get my hands on as a kid. Then I went through my pretentious phase while working at Barnes & Noble, where I would pick out the most obscure looking fiction books while I scanned the section (this was also my nonfiction phase). Then I got really into mysteries. Now I barely have any attention span and mostly read romance, but otherwise I'm always on the lookout for semi-fantasy/fairytale/creepy vibes sort of things. (If anyone has recommendations for me, I'd gladly take them. Especially creepy novellas. Adore those, as you could probably tell from my list)

Under the cut for actual recs because as usual I cannot shut up:

1. This one is the most direct answer, the semi inspiration for Mongrel Heart - cop goes back to hometown, starts remembering Thing In the Woods.

I love Tana French in general. If I had to pick one author I feel like I took the most inspiration from, it would be her. This one I remember not loving the ending of, but clearly the vibes & general plot stuck with me. I'd actually recommend The Likeness (which I've also thought about jonsa-ing) and The Secret Place.

2. Do I normally vibe with Stephen King? Eh. I only tried to read one of his horror books once, The Shining, and I just could not get into it. But pulp Stephen King?? Yes please. I really dug this mystery, as well as The Colorado Kid a whole lot.

I have read a ton more mystery series, but these stuck with me the most. Shoutout to the foreign mysteries I read back when I liked to torture myself with really depressing things (sjowall & wahloo, indridason, mankell...)

3. If you're just looking for some creepy-vibes books:

(Of note, World More Full of Weeping & Light Boxes I read at least a decade ago in my B&N "buy any weird looking pretentious book" phase, but I remember really liking them, especially World More Full of Weeping. Carnality I read recently. I both hated it and couldn't stop thinking about it.)

4. Fairytail-esque but also with creepy vibes:

(I remember really liking Bear and the Nightingale, have thought of jonsa-ing it, but I'd need to reread it. RIP to my copy of Comfort Me with Apples, I think my friend borrowed it?)

5. Non-fiction that gave me those good good vibes

AND BECAUSE I CANT DO MORE THAN TEN IMAGES HERE ON TUMBLR DOT COM

Not pictured non-fiction:

The Monster of Florence - Douglas Preston & Mario Spezi

Just Kids - Patti Smith (although I did read this when I was deathly ill so that might account for the surreal vibes I got reading it?)

[just-my-type-x]

Her last name is not private at all, shes done music and interviews using it and she has added people on fb too.But then switched it to Silver, then Destiny and now Vuu. Her other mans also uses vuu too but thats a story for another day. Her name has also changed and she went by Stasia before. Nothing is really private about her, her friend even shared her address, she clearly doesnt think and just likes the attention, but that im not gonna share because its too much,just know its on youtube and shes very aware the camera is on and present because shes all over it. Shes the classic case of wanting to be known and famous its obvious but shes going about it the wrong way. Shes camera hungry, why not do like Tara and get close to someone like Tana or Bryce Hall if she wants it so bad or join a content house. What angers me over all about her is not that shes dumb enough to expose herself like that, but that shes shared private info on the boys. Sharing locations before they do, posting from all corners of their homes, sharing first looks of merch, telling people she was going on a date night with colby when that wasnt the case, and then on her subscription service she was posting Colby photos left and right and thats what people were paying for. This one girl on twitter said it was a smart move to share Colby content knowing thats what people wanted. Who does that? The only reason she didn’t post on Halloween was because she was robbed and then said she was glad she was. I internally shiver when i see shes around them again, its like the mood gets dark because i just know what shes gonna do, post non stop making sure everyone knows shes around them and in more than half of that posting, Colby will make the cut. She never posts as much when not with them. Even now that shes around Kat i want to box Kats ears.

She's a very big attention seeker and can't wait for something to happen so she can make an appearance and be the center of attention. Or at least that's what she thinks she is. I'm not saying we don't also invade the boys' privacy by talking about these things, but she should know better bc she's now, unfortunately, a public figure. And what sucks even more is that she's so oblivious about posting everyone and receiving stuff on Colby's back, even Sam's, cuz he also used to post her often on his story. She's just insufferable and should be shaken up to reality

[the-active-news]

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[gwoongi]

(abandoned) i don’t want it at all

jeon jeongguk / reader genre: sugar baby au, sugar-babies-scamming-the-same-daddy-au rating: mature themes words: 2.3k warnings: sugar babies a/n: i would have liked 2 finish this one and maybe i will one day but for now here is the incomplete first draft that makes me laugh still

His dorm for first year had been a prison-cell-box with a broken window and bunk beds, the stale smell of farts from his roommate who insisted on top-bunk and made his evenings and early mornings absolute hell- but hey, he’s getting a fancy degree at the end, so it’s worth it, right? Jeongguk’s not sure if it’s worth it anymore.

(1)

Jeongguk was broke.

It was his own fault - that’s the price you pay for enrolling in University, studying something he probably doesn’t actually need but loves. It’s all fine and dandy studying Music until he realises that famous musicians don’t become famous because they got a degree. Ask any musician how they made it big and they’ll reply with good luck and hard work, not some fancy degree that means nothing unless you’ve got the talent to be successful. Well shit, now it’s in perspective, Jeongguk’s spending all this money on a degree that’s probably not going to make a difference when the time comes.

Now he has a part-time job at a random pizza takeaway that makes no money because Dominoes opened up across the street a few weeks ago, and he’s barely making enough to buy him more than two packets of instant noodles at a time. His dorm for first year had been a prison-cell-box with a broken window and bunk beds, the stale smell of farts from his roommate who insisted on top-bunk and made his evenings and early mornings absolute hell- but hey, he’s getting a fancy degree at the end, so it’s worth it, right? Jeongguk’s not sure if it’s worth it anymore.

This evening, the library is fairly quiet. Across the stacks are small candles inside black lanterns, a Harry Potter-esque vibe filling the room as the clock rolls into ten. Jeongguk loves when the school year ends, because for the past week, it’s only been the sad and broke music kids doing exams, meaning the library is virtually empty now that everybody else has finished up. Jeongguk’s last exam was yesterday. Huffing out a sigh that turns one of the only other heads in the library in his direction, he stretches his arms up over his head and arches his head backwards.

“Where’re you going over summer?”

Yoongi is another sad and broke music student, a third-going-fourth year who met Jeongguk in the music society during Jeongguk’s first weekend at University. Leaning his chair back on two legs, he throws a paper ball into the air and catches it, not even looking at Jeongguk as he talks to him.

Jeongguk shrugs in reply, tapping his nails against his laptop. “Dunno. Home, I guess.”

“Any plans?” Yoongi asks. “Wanna go to Lollapalooza?”

“Can’t afford it,” Jeongguk sighs, as Yoongi forces out a, “me neither” in between a chortled laugh. “And I don’t know. Probably going to have to get another job.”

“Good,” replies Yoongi, yawning loudly. “You can’t keep working at that shithole. I’m your only friend, and even I go to Dominoes instead of where you work.” As an afterthought, he looks at Jeongguk with a small frown, “sorry.”

Shaking his head in reply, Jeongguk slumps in his chair and sighs once again. Yoongi’s just suddenly put it all into perspective for him; Yoongi’s his only friend, he works a job that barely puts a meal onto his plate, and it’s not going to get any easier. 

The ball in Yoongi’s hand begins to bounce again and Jeongguk glances over at the student librarian, who buries her head into the crook of her elbow and sleeps her way through her night-shift. It’s only Jeongguk, Yoongi and four others in the library right now; none of them are reading, none of them are doing anything particularly productive. Two students are tucked into an alcove pouring wine quite openly into small glasses with a board of chess unfolded out on the table, the others on computers, wishing the night away. Jeongguk just doesn’t want to go back to his dorm, to where his roommate and his loaded to the brim stomach of Chinese food and unhealthy diets is waiting for him.

“You planning on staying here all night again?” questions Yoongi. He probs his feet up onto the partitioner under the table, accidentally kicking Jeongguk’s ankle in the process. “Sorry,” he adds.

“Yep,” Jeongguk replies, popping the ‘p’. “I’d literally rather sleep on the boys changing room floors than go back to my dorm.”

Yoongi rolls his eyes. “That’s disgusting, don’t be dramatic.”

“I’m being deadass,” Jeongguk insists, his eyes blown wide. “Want to swap dorms for the night? Ten dollars and you’ll be dry heaving in the hallway before midnight.”

“I’ll pass. Either way, you know my apartment is always open for you,” Yoongi reminds him. “You’ve got a key. Come by once you’ve finished whatever it is you’re doing. My wifi’s out.”

Another sigh. Jeongguk’s not defeated his boredom yet, the twitch in his fingers to do something still there. If he goes to Yoongi’s apartment now, he’ll just annoy him with the need to do something energetic, and Jeongguk knows best that Yoongi values his quiet time on an evening.

“Okay. Well, I’ll stay here for a little bit, and come by when I’m done,” Jeongguk says, stifling a yawn that would otherwise expose the fact that he’s absolutely knackered. “I won’t make a sound.”

“You will, you always do, I just pretend not to notice because I love you.” Yoongi says I love you with a disgusted face, sticking his tongue out with a fake gag that Jeongguk knows just proves how much he cares. Yoongi’s good like that, the more subtle type of loving older brother that Jeongguk’s been deprived of all his life. “Don’t stay out too late.”

“Won’t.”

Yoongi picks himself up and irons the aches out of his shoulders. “Cool. Stay safe and smart, Guk.”

“I can’t do both,” he sighs sadly, and Yoongi collects his bag and affectionately throws the paper ball at Jeongguk’s head. It bounces off and lands near one of the bookshelves. Neither picks it up, and Yoongi leaves the library. It dawns on Jeongguk three minutes after Yoongi leaves him that he’s actually really fucking lonely. Add that to the big long list of things Jeongguk is this year: friendless, broke, sad and lonely. God, he needs a hobby.

He also needs money. Very badly. After opening his phone and banking app and realising that he’s so close to slipping into the red, Jeongguk refrains from spending what he has left on something fried and takeaway and opens Google. One click, a few types: How to make money fast. Google will know what to do.

Jeongguk scrolls. Take online surveys and get paid NOW! No. Review apps and earn money! Not enough phone memory to download an app to review it, he scrolls down. Lonely AND Horny? Get yourself a Sugar Daddy TODAY! Oh? He’s listening.

The blog that opens up as he clicks the link is somebody’s personal blog, the title in a gross and thick font that Jeongguk almost can’t read. They talk a while about why you shouldn’t become a sugar-baby, but Jeongguk remembers that one time Tana Mongeau did a storytime on how she had a Daddy and got a lot of money, and Jeongguk’s got assets. He’s smart, has abs on a good day, and his dick isn’t half bad looking. That’s what Yooa had said to him, anyway. Finally, there’s a hyperlink to Seeking Arrangements, and Jeongguk feels kind of overwhelmed.

At least once in their lives, everybody’s thought about being a Sugar Baby. Jeongguk definitely has, all the damn time when he’s sitting around at work doing nothing because they’re about as busy as one can expect for a pizza place with two stars and a rival Dominoes parallel from the front. He’s even read about experiences, where people meet their daddies or mommies on the streets or through apps- and there was even that one crazy story about somebody’s Principal becoming their sugar Daddy, or something, he can’t quite remember. Regardless, Jeongguk’s entertained this thought before.

He looks down at himself. If he really tried his best, he could be kind of good at it. Without sounding conceited, Jeongguk’s good looking. What lets him down at school is the fact that he always dresses lazily and ignores people, rejects requests to go out and then complains to Yoongi about not having friends who hang out with him. All he needs is to fix his appearance, upload his best photographs, and he could secure the bag quite easily.

Jeongguk fills in the boxes and makes an account. petkoo is what he decides to name himself, and he picks his best selfie off Instagram as an icon. He leans back, as if a look from far away will change the way it looks. It’ll do. Luckily for him, he’s into men and women, and it just so happens that American men are both the dumbest and easiest to please. Suddenly, he’s excited, his leg bouncing under the table until he hits his knee and stops. The student librarian raises her head quickly, afraid that a member of staff’s come in to supervise. They haven’t, and so she drops her head again. Ten fifty three, ish. Jeongguk blinks sleepily.

All that’s left to do is get his account verified, and life will be forever changed.

(He hopes).

(2)

Yoongi’s apartment is off campus, about fifteen minutes away if he’s walking. It’s small, but significantly bigger than Jeongguk’s dorm on campus, and decorated with whites and creams, big and open windows letting in golden light, when the time’s right. It’s the type of apartment you saw online, on Tumblr posts or in movies, looking like a perfect backdrop - sometimes, Jeongguk can’t believe that Yoongi lives here, and wakes up every morning to the view of the city below his window, power lines like train tracks connecting houses, dangling fairy-lights on the trelacing of his across-the-street-neighbour’s rooftop.

That being said, Jeongguk technically lives here, too. He doesn’t know how long it’s been since he’s actually stepped foot in his dorm at the same time as his roommate; he only goes in there to collect things one at a time. Today, for example, he had dropped by to empty out his small and pathetic wardrobe and put it inside one suitcase, wheeling it right up to Yoongi’s front door with a bright smile that Yoongi couldn’t say no to. His couch in the living room was Jeongguk’s comfortable bed when it wasn’t cold and when it was, Yoongi would huff and offer an invite into his bed, because he loves Jeongguk like he’s his baby brother, and it would suck if he died from pneumonia, or something. He said that to Jeongguk once. Jeongguk smiled for ten minutes afterwards.

Harry Potter plays on TV, the fourth movie because it’s Jeongguk’s favourite and Yoongi’s a sick man who can’t say no. It’s around five, and Jeongguk’s literally been holed up in Yoongi’s apartment the entire day. The most sunlight that he got was when he walked out of Yoongi’s house to take the trash out, and even then, the bin was in the shadows and the sun never touched his skin once. He can see the sunlight through the window, which technically counts. Yoongi cringes and takes away a plate from the coffee table.

“You’re allowed to stay at my place, as long as you clean up after yourself,” he says with a huff. His nose upturns with a scrunch, “No wonder you don’t have a girlfriend.”

“By choice!” Jeongguk adds, pulling a thread out from his sock. “They’re too much hard work.”

“You’re just fucking lazy,” Yoongi points out. He dumps the plate in the sink and comes back to Jeongguk. “You know that, don’t you?”

There’s a silence. Then a sigh, “Yeah.”

Jeongguk loves staying at Yoongi’s place, especially when Yoongi is feeling particularly soft and lets Jeongguk do whatever he wants, given he’s not going to get Yoongi a noise complaint in the morning. The movie continues to play undisturbed, the sight of Beauxbatons’ carriage swooping over towards the runway leaving Jeongguk with an open-mouthed smile on his face and Yoongi folds his arms, burying himself further into the sofa. On the coffee table, Yoongi’s laid out some snacks, both his phone and Jeongguk’s laying down flat because it’s supposed to keep Jeongguk distraction free, even though he’s the type of friend to never be on his phone around his friends unless he absolutely needs to be.

Another huff is in Yoongi’s mouth, begging to be huffed out. Over on the coffee table, Jeongguk’s phone lights up with his lock screen of Sansa Stark blurred out by a notification, the ringer on loud. Attention is pulled from Dumbledore to the light, Jeongguk’s brows lifting with interest but his eyes immediately back on the TV.

“Yoongi,” he calls out, and Yoongi glances over, “can you see who it’s from?” Could be his Mom, it could be important.

The huff is released. “Come into my house and boss me around…” Yoongi mutters under his breath and reaches for Jeongguk’s phone, pressing the home button to read the notification. He’s silent for a long moment, and Jeongguk’s so enthralled in the movie that he doesn’t notice, not until Yoongi looks at Jeongguk with a confused and funny look, his top lip curled to his nostrils as he blurts: “Why the hell are Seeking Arrangements telling you you’re profile’s ready?”

Jeongguk looks away so fast from the television that Yoongi’s almost frightened. His eyes are wide and twinkling, “They’ve finished it?”

“What the fuck.”

“Gimme!” Jeongguk splutters, his hand diving towards his phone urgently. “Bro...it’s been like, five days.”

Yoongi is bewildered. “Why do you have an account? What-why-when…?”

“I don’t know, I need money and I thought it would be funny,” Jeongguk shrugs. His thumb moves quickly across his phone screen. “I can’t believe they’re done. I’m gonna be rich, Yoongi.”

“Do you know how sketchy half the people on that site are?” Yoongi questions. “Plus they’re all old and perverted men.”

“Rich men.”

“Rich, old and perverted,” Yoongi nods. “Guk, I know I said you needed another job...but this doesn’t qualify. I’d rather you flip paper thin pizzas.”

[joetatoeheads]

“Ex Musical.ly Star Gets Angry and Fights Interviewer”  X Jeff Wittek

Word count: 1.4K

Warnings: None

Masterlist

“Who is the guest today?”

“Baby you gotta start reading your messages,” laughed Zane.

“I’m a busy girl.”

“Tayler Holder,” answered Zane.

“I have no idea who that is.”

“You never know who Jeff invites,” popped in David who didn’t even bother to. get off his phone.

“I do! I just happen to not know who this guy is.”

“You ever on musical.ly?” asked Carly.

“Gross no.”

“Then you won’t know who this guy is.”

“Hey baby.”

Jeff walked up to Y/N giving her a kiss on the cheek, “I’m still sick.”

“That’s why I gave you a kiss on the cheek,” replied Jeff.

“You can still get sick.”

“I can? Well then.”

Jeff grabbed Y/N by the waist before he gave a kiss on the lips. David encouraging some more action for the camera made Y/N pull on Jeff’s hair. Jeff let out a soft moan before pulling away.

“David if you want we can give an exclusive tonight,” joked Y/N.

“David just died,” laughed Jason. “That’s the closest thing he’ll have to sex for a while.”

The group started laughing as Y/N took her place between Jason and Carly. Tayler Holder walked in and introduced himself to the group. Jeff started explaining what was going on and started his intro. This were going smoothly and almost everyone was on their own phones occasionally looking up to listen to Jeff.

Jeff started teasing Tayler about his age but once Jeff asked about his ambitions.

“Uh... I, I really like doing music.”

“Musicl.ly’s.” Corrected Jeff.

Y/N started laughing because Jeff’s dry humor had made it sound like he was being serious. The bit continued.

“No music,” corrected Tayler.

Y/N could not stop laughing which made Jeff smile at her, “She thinks your funny. Maybe you could be a comedian when everything else fails.”

“Not him. I don’t think he’s funny,” laughed Y/N.

Jeff moved on asking Tayler about his scandal which Y/N didn’t know was real or not. Then he moved on to fake drug use and making fun of Tayler. Jeff continuing the interview had made Y/N happy since she didn’t know who the guy was so she believed everything Jeff was saying.

Things got heated when Tayler attempted to ask some questions. But Jeff took back the reigns even calling out Tayler for being a wannabe Cameron Dallas which, again, made Y/N laugh really loud.

“Take a shot for all you over 21ers whenever you hear Y/N laugh. You’ll be drunk by the five-minute mark I guarantee you,” said Jeff causing Y/N to laugh again.

“Stop! I’m sorry!”

Jeff stared brushing Tayler’s hair to see how the haircut was going, “You look like you’re going to make a bunch of 13-year-old girls go crazy.”

“Yeah.”

“Yeah that’s what you're going for right?” Asked Jeff as Y/N laughed. “Editing this video is going to be hard since Y/N won’t stop laughing at the young boy over here.”

“Well, yeah, also, I gotta hit the older age too. I’m getting older,” said Tayler.

Then Jeff brought up the fuckboy look and David put a pillow over Y/N face to muffle her sounds. Tayler sounded a little offended with the word.

“Do you wanna tone it down and put in some fucking zig-zag lines or some bullshit on the side?” asked Jeff.

“You’re, you’re pushing your limits a little bit buddy.”

Jeff brought up the fuckboy thing again and Tayler was clearly getting annoyed and took some jabs at Jeff. There was drama talk, boxing talk, and then Tayler made fun of Jeff’s age which was funny considering he’s almost a whole decade older than you.

After the little boxing bit was done the interview continued with Jeff asking if Tayler asking if he a girlfriend.

“I actually don’t. I’m on the market. I’m looking, looking for the love of my life. Maybe if the pretty brunette behind the camera wants to go out sometimes I wouldn’t mind.”

Jeff immediately stopped cutting, “Are you serious?” Jeff looked at his friends and then at the cameras, “Is this guy serious right now?”

“She’s pretty that’s all.”

“What about that girl you were face timing?”

“Tana?”

“Yeah.” nodded Jeff.

“Yeah. No.”

“Why don’t you call her back? Call her back... and tell her you have feelings for her and I’ll give you the pretty brunette’s number,” asked Jeff.

Tayler looked uncomfortable with the situation so Jeff thought he wouldn’t do it. Jeff just wanted his little revenge for Tayler trying to ask Y/N out on a date right in front of him. 

The whole conversation between Tayler and Tana was awkward and hurtful. Jeff wanted to take things even further by making Tayler say ‘I love you’.

“I’m pretty sure she knew it was a prank.”

“No, no, she didn’t. You started laughing and you fucking really crushed her. I know you’re only 16 but she’s an adult and girls mature faster than boys.”

“She’s younger than me,” clarified Tayler.

“She is?” asked Jeff not believing Tana was younger than him. “No.” Tana looked older than Y/N.

“She’s 20,” answered Tayler. “She looks older than Y/N.”

“Dang dude,” laughed Tayler.

“I thought she was closer to my age.”

“So what 45?”

Finally, the interview was getting closer to ending and Y/N was uncomfortable. Tayler failed at hitting on her and Jeff unknowingly insulted Tana. Toward the end, Tayler took some last jabs at Jeff before moving on to doing a musicl.ly. Jeff was failing horribly at it and Y/N loved every second of it.

Upon reviewing the video Jeff was happy, “Wow I never knew I could be such a fucking fuckboy.”

Tayler laughed, “Listen here mother fucker.” He couldn’t even finish his sentence.

“Don’t post that,” said Jeff.

“No. I’m going to post it.”

“Please don’t post it.”

“Post it please!” yelled Y/N.

Hearing Y/N reminded Tayler of their little thing, “So when are you going to give me her number.”

“Right. 286, she has a boyfriend,” smiled Jeff.

“Seriously man? I face timed Tana for that.”

“You really think I’m going to give you my girlfriend's number? Ha!”

The video ended and Tayler went up to you which made you go wide-eyed.

“You two really dating?”

“Yup.”

Tayler turned around to see Jeff watching him, “You ever want to go out just DM me or something.”

Y/N laughed, “You’re not my type. Sorry.”

“Old men are your type?”

“Compared to a boy like you? Yes.”

“I’m 21.”

“And I’m 21 too. I just prefer older guys.”

Jeff walked up, “Dude you’re like 14. Y/N is more interested in men not little boys.”

Tayler nodded and walked away from you. Jeff took this as the opportunity to show Tayler that you're taken. He sat down next you and you thought he would just try and kiss you but instead, Jeff grabbed your waist and made you straddle him. 

This little squeal came out of your mouth before Jeff started placing kisses on your neck and chest that was exposed from the shirt you were wearing. His hands tightened around your waist making sure you wouldn’t run off in embarrassment.

“Seriously man? You have to do this shit right next to me?” David laughed at walked to the other side of the room not wanting to sit next to this soft porn scene going on. 

Jeff continued on with some light kisses as he playfully bit the top of your breasts. The feeling of Jeff between your legs and his slow kisses on your body made you forget that there were actual people in the room. You couldn’t do much with your hands for a while, too distracted by the feeling of Jeff’s lips on your body. One of your hand went to his neck while the other went to the end of his hair lightly pulling it.

“You’re mean.”

Jeff looked up at you, “Me? Why?”

“One, you’re doing this to me knowing we can’t have sex until everyone is gone. Two, you’re doing this to make Tayler angry.”

“First one I can fix. We can sneak off to the bathroom for a quickie. Door unlocked too because I know that makes you even more excited. The second one I don’t care about. He tried to hit on you.”

“He didn’t know I was your girlfriend.”

“His fault then,” smiled Jeff as he continued to kiss you.

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Netflix And Chill

Inspired by this post, as requested by @lilyvandersteen

As a side note, I know literally nothing to how the netflix help service works, so let’s call of this artistic license ;)

On AO3

“Come on, come on, work this time …”

This is, officially, Kurt’s worst night ever.

And to think, he kept his expectations so low too: all Kurt wanted for this Monday night was to come home, reheat a soup he had in the freezer, and binge-watch The Good Place with a bowl of ice cream afterward.

Was that so much to ask?

Apparently, yes. Because his Netflix is not working.

It’s not a matter of unpaid bill, that’s certain. He already unplugged and replugged his provider’s box, so why doesn’t it work, for fuck’s sake?

Kurt doesn’t cry often, but this time, when the white screen with a big “ERROR” appears again, he feels like bawling like a baby.

Before going to that extremity, though, he has one more chance.

The Hotline.

Also known as the 8th level of Hell, by all users and customers worldwide, but he has no other option at this point.

So Kurt dials up and puts his phone on speaker.

Twenty-one minutes later, the waiting music stops and a perky male voice echoes in his living room.

“Thank you for your patience and welcome to the Netflix hotline. I’m Blaine, here to help you.”

“Oh!” Kurt didn’t expect someone with such a … positive attitude. “Hi. Hello. I’m--I’m Kurt.”

“Good evening, Kurt. Can you confirm your address and your subscription?”

Kurt gives him all the correct information.

“And before you ask me, I already tried turning it off and back on,” he adds just as Blaine seems to launch into his next question.

“Oh. Alright then. That already makes you my favorite customer of the evening.”

“You don’t say.”

“There is major network problem in your area right now, but we have found out a way to regulate that. But having to explain to some of our, err, older users how to use their remote …”

Kurt lets out a surprised laugh. 

Blaine laughs too, a small but warm chuckle, before clearing his throat. “Right. Back to your issue. So, what you need to do is …”

What follows is almost half an hour of Blaine gently guiding Kurt through plugs and buttons, all while doing tests and manipulations on his own side of things.

And then, finally, miracle of miracles, the big, red N appears and lets him in the menu.

“Yeah!” Kurt exclaims, and Blaine sighs in relief. “You fixed it!”

“I’m glad it worked,” Blaine replies. “Maybe we can … try it out? To make sure the problem is gone for good?”

“Try it out?” Kurt repeats, a smile forming on his lips without him realizing it. Through the whole ordeal, Blaine has never lost his cool, being gentle and supportive and, yes, charming. “Like, watch a movie or something?”

“Or something.”

“That is very … thorough of you. Do you hang out with all your customers in need, Blaine?”

“Err. No. Only the ones who don’t insult me and my ancestors and laugh at my jokes.”

“I feel privileged.”

“You should.”

“Oh.”

“And, um, if we’re being honest, I need to tell you that you’re probably the most interesting person I’ve talked with all day.”

“Oh!”

“Now, um, what could we watch to test my repairing superpower?”

“What about ‘When Harry Meets Sally’?”

“Excellent taste, Mr. Hummel.”

Kurt grins at his phone. “You flatterer.”

“Gets you everywhere.”

Kurt lets the movie load before starting it, snatching his snack box from under the couch.

“Are you munching on something?” Blaine asks as the credits roll at the beginning of the movie.

Kurt looks down at his lap. He has a bag of pretzels and a bag of M&M’s opened, and he mixes them. 

“I am. Is my speaker that finely tuned?”

“It is. I’m jealous.”

“Don’t have snacks?”

Blaine snorts. “I have been forbidden from having snacks in my cubicle.”

Kurt openly laughs. “Is it that bad?”

“Oh, it is. I have a tendency of mixing snacks together and it bothers my colleagues.”

“Mixing?”

“Sweet and salty. The last straw was when I dipped potato chips in Nutella.”

“Oh but that sounds delicious!”

The movie goes by while they chat--except for some key scenes, where Kurt and Blaine can recite the lines in perfect synchronisation.

“Well, Kurt,” Blaine says when the movie is over, “it seems like everything works perfectly now.”

“So it seems.”

“Did you have another question for--”

“What will I do if it stops working unexpectedly?”

“--me, oh. Well. You can always call back. Either one of my colleagues or me will be delighted to help you.”

Kurt can feel his face turning red. “But what if I want to be sure you help me?”

“I--”

“Because you did it so well, and with such gentleness.”

Kurt would swear he can hear Blaine smiling, even though he doesn’t know what Blaine looks like. It doesn’t matter.

“That is very kind of you to say, Kurt. And if you could just say that when they send you the automatic email to check on your contentment level …”

“Of course.”

“But if, um, if you want to be sure to contact me to check on your Netflix, maybe I could …”

“Yes?”

“Give you my personal number?”

“Is that the usual protocol?”

Blaine doesn’t speak up, and Kurt has his answer. 

Blaine sighs. “I’m sorry if I overstepped or misunderstood …”

“No!” Kurt exclaims. “No, no, you didn’t. I just--you surprised me.”

“Ah. So …?”

“So I would be honored to have your phone number, for my … peace of mind.”

“For your peace of mind.”

Blaine gives Kurt his number, and it is definitely a New York area code.

“Well, Kurt, if that is all,” Blaine says, his voice changing to his earlier “corporate voice”, “on behalf of Netflix, I thank you for choosing our services and I hope you’ll have a pleasant evening.”

“You too, Blaine,” Kurt says softly before hanging up.

Kurt looks around his empty apartment, looking for a witness, but the only other presence is the glow of his TV, where Harry and Sally look at each other.

“Was that a date?” he asks aloud, but alas, the characters stay quiet.

Where are Santana and Mercedes when he needs them?!

#

The interaction stays on Kurt’s mind for days. It wasn’t just Blaine’s niceness, but his humor, his comments, his laugh …

They’re occupying every single one of his thoughts, to Santana and Mercedes’ long suffering.

“Okay, Kurt, you know I love you,” Mercedes starts one evening where all he did was sighing when they turned Netflix on, “but enough is enough. Either call him and get a date, or go out and get yourself a man--”

“Or go out to a club and get litteraly fucked,” Santana calls from the kitchen where she is in charge tonight.

Mercedes glares in her direction. “No need to be crass, ‘Tana, but yeah, it is the gist of it. Either do something about your Netflix Boy or shut up about him.”

Kurt pouts at her, crossing his arms over his body pillow. “I haven’t talked about him that much.”

Both women give him a look of such condescension that all he can do is flee the room.

And dial the number.

(Turns out, Blaine was slowly driving his own roommate crazy with his description of the Customer Who Went Away.

Kurt apologizes by asking him for a coffee.

And then another.

And another.

Until he knows what Blaine is going to order simply by looking at him, and until Blaine knows Kurt’s coffee order down to the extra drop of caramel syrup.

And then they go to the movies.

And to the restaurant.

Until Blaine asks Kurt to come to his place for a Netflix date.

Where they don’t spend that much time actually looking at the Netflix menu and dedicate a lot of the date on the “chilling” part of the popular saying.)

[leaveharmony]

Ok so I stayed up for another hour because Tana was doing a live internet streamed signing lol

I guess everybody submitted an entry and he pulled the names out of a box, fifty, and signed the liner notes of the new entrance music cd & gave everybody a lil message.  It was really sweet 😭 And low stakes bc I had no idea it was happening therefore my name could not have been in that box XD

[r3b3lgrrrrrrrl]

A LunaTic and her Gunn (Part 35)

"That FUCKING Jacket...."

@lovemythsworld

@creatureofthen1ght-v3

Ashley and Dom hit Colson's early Tuesday morning. They're all in the kitchen.

Colson and Dom making phone calls, working out last minute details for I'm Ok. They're gonna shoot the video tomorrow.

Ashley and Luna deal with promotion and other things regarding Nightmare. Confirming it's up and streaming, that sketches of their merch have been received and that they'll have proto types of them before the end of the week. Finishing up by scheduling a meeting with Randall Marshall from AL's chapter of the ACLU for next week.

The girls sweetly tell Their Boys goodbye before they leave for a radio interview at KISS FM.

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"THIS is gonna be FOOKING SICK!!" Dom declares hopping around the kitchen like a jumping bean. Laughing, Colson agrees as he looks for his weed.

"Hold on man, I'll be right back." He tells Dom, heading upstairs. Looking around his room, Luna's leather catches his eye hanging on the knob of the closet door.

"I hate that FUCKING thing." He thinks to himself, fire flashing inside of him as he grabs a mason jar of bud.

Back downstairs Colson asks Dom if he thinks Ashley would mind doing him a favor. "I don't see why not, Mate. What is it?" He asks as Colson explains.

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The interview is fun and engaging. Ryan praising them on Nightmare's instant success, it's empowering message and insane video. Applauding their efforts for wanting to help AL as they mention the merch donations. The girls are delighted and proud. Ashley mostly talks as Luna chimes in when she wants to.

"Now, I have to ask. Shot by a woman, all female cast, written and sang by 2 powerful women. Was it an all female production from top to bottom too?" Seacrest asks.

"No." Luna steps in. Her next words surprise Ashley. "We're backed and produced by MGK and his Guys."

Ryan pulls his head back "Are you who he's dating, Brooklyn? I've been hearing rumours." He leads.

"The idea was to flip that old saying 'Behind every great man, is a great woman.' Here you have a strong group of men backing strong women." She responds, completely side stepping his question. "We're not looking for separation or dominance, Ryan. We WANT support and equality." She finishes firmly.

Ashley smirks as Luna shrugs her one shoulder to Seacrest's annoyance. They chat a bit more about the project and the women involved. Ending the interview with Thank Yous as Nightmare plays them out.

Off Air Ryan says to Luna shaking his head "You're never gonna give me anything On Air are you, Loons?"

"Nope." She confirms with a smile to his laughing hug before she leaves.

"Tell him I said Hi." He yells down the hall to her laugher as she skips away.

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Back in Ashley's Wrangler, she looks at Luna. "I thought you were gonna out yourself for a second."

Luna looks at her sideways. "Psh. Yeah right." She laughs "Just giving credit where credits due." As she fires up a joint.

"Clever cover up." Ashley accepts it from Luna.

"I thought so." Both girls laughing, getting stoned as they head to Ashley's favorite nail salon. Luna needs a manicure after NY.

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Ashley and Luna walk into Colson's to quick kisses and Colson pulling Ashley back out the door. A confused Luna grabs a beer and heads upstairs to change. She's going to sit by the pool, burn, hang out with Dom, Benny and Rook. Trying to make sense of the dozens of lyrics rolling around her head

🎶Out on the West Coast//They got a saying//If you're not drinking//You're not creating//And I've//Found the music//Yeah, I've got music//Boy Blue//Without you🎶 She writing a love song about CA to NY. Knowing in her heart, it's metaphor.

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"Thanks for your help." Colson tells Ashley as they get back into his Rover. He's lighting a joint.

"I'm telling you, Kells. She'll like this one, and you might have a chance if you explain it to her well. She may even tuck the other away for you, but she'll never get rid of it."

"I know, Ash." He sighs. "I can't fucking stand seeing it though, especially with her shoulder the way it is."

"Welcome to Life With Loons, Kells. You wanted a rider, you got one." She takes the joint from him.

"I know...." He sighs again with a groan.

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After taking a shower Luna throws on a thin short, blue flannel dress with fishnet thigh highs, chunky, heeled booties and a solid red lip. Her blonde hair loose. Colson watches her get dressed. He loves the way she moves. They're headed to his friend Logan's for a party. She grabs her leather to his dismay.

"Kitten...." He starts. "Can I talk to you for a sec." She looks at him concerned. Sitting next to him on the bed, leather in her lap. "I don't know how to say any of this." He tells her, thinking of Ashley's words.

"Just say it, Colson." Luna's part worried, part becoming annoyed.

"I hate that fucking jacket." He spits out, without thinking.

"What." Her lip is cocked, eyebrows furrowed. Confused.

He grabs her leather and holds it up in front of them. "All THIS." He cirlces the safety pins securing the bullet hole. "I fucking hate THIS." She's silent, looking at him sideways. She flips her right arm over. Exposing the cockroach on her right forearm again. He gives her a nasty look back.

"I knew she was gonna be a fucking cunt about this." He thinks annoyed.

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"Mothersfuckers steady be trying to tell me what to fucking do." Her mind flashes angrily.

She breaks her silence, trying to choose her words. "We're new, so we're gonna be careful here. I get that you don't like Jax and I's relationship. And me getting shot while on a job with him only amplifies that. But you need to look at THIS." She circles the bobby pins on the jacket "As not of him, but of ME. I didn't need him to save me. I dropped that cop, MYself. I had enough time and adrenaline to get me AND my shit the fuck up outta there. On my own. He was a simple helping hand, a reason why you don't do a job alone." She states matter of fact. She puts her hand on the side of his face, looking into his blue eyes. "The jacket isn't a big deal to me, but, you trusting me and respecting what I do is, Bunny. I will always take your opinion into consideration. But, please don't ever think you can tell me what to fucking do, Colson. Ever." She leans up and kisses his silent lips.

"I feel like This Bitch just mind fucked me. And that I should feel bad for not seeing her strength in it, the way she does." He thinks confused with himself.

She stands up, tucking it in her bag. "I'll grab a new one tomorrow." She says nonchalantly.

"No. Don't." He finally tells her. "Wear whatever you want, Kitten. You're right." He stands up, pulling it back out of her bag and her into his arms. Giving her a deep, understanding kiss. His touch makes her body flush and lips plump, any annoyance slipping away. "I love you, Loons. Every fucking little piece of you." He tells her after the kiss. "I did get you something though." He kisses her on the mouth before letting her go to pull a box out from under the bed.

She laughs loudly, blue eyes sparkling as she opens the box to find a FABULOUS black leather jacket with studding and small red details.

"THIS MOTHERFUCKER." Her heart bursting.

"You weren't playing, hunh?" She asks continuing to laugh as she slides it on.

"No." He laughs sheepishly with her.

"You're a fucking maniac." She tells him, laughing still as she jumps into his arms and throws her arms over his shoulders. "I love it, tho. Thank you." Kissing him. 🎶And then She had 2🎶 She sings to him, both of them laughing. Kissing each other passionately, her legs are wrapped around his waist as his hands grip her thick ass. She squeezes him tightly with her body as he slides his middle finger inside of her, making her moan out. Kissing hard, bucking against his hand. "FUCK me." She begs him into his ear.

He slides her down his body, whipping her around quickly, his cock is throbbing for her. Bending her over, he runs his hands up her ass, pushing her flannel dress up before he slides her black patties down to her ankles.

"Fucking black." He smiles to himself.

❗SLAP❗ He spanks her hard with his large hand before running his finger along her soft pussy lips. Dropping his pants, he stands behind her red ass, dick bulging. "You want this?" He teases her. She begs Yes, before he slowly pushes into her moans. He groans pulling her back by her hair "FUCK, KITTEN!!!" He calls out, gripping her hip, fully entering her. Beginning to fuck her hard.

She bounces her ass off his dick, walls clenching around the size of his huge cock. Seeing stars.

"Who's dick is this?" He demands.

"MINE." She pants at him.

"WHO'S DICK IS IT?" He pulls her hair tighter.

Slamming into him, she moans loudly with authority "MINE! It's MY FUCKING DICKKK." Her cries make them both explode for the other.

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Walking into the party, Colson introduces Luna to a couple of his friends. Logan, his brother Jake and Jake's fiancé, Tana. Colson and Luna sit sharing a beer with Them, Mod, Phem, Benny, Rook, Slim and a few others. He pulls her intimately into him, by the neck. Kissing her on the forehead just before Tana yanks her away to both of their disliking.

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Colson continues to bust it up with The Brothers. Talking about Jake's upcoming wedding.

"You guys seem to really got IT." He tells Colson, commenting on him and Luna. "Think you'll take the plunge, Bruh?" He asks him.

Colson chuckles, looking down. "I don't know if she'd let me lock it down like that, Dawg. She's something else...." He trails off. "She DID get tatted with me tho."  Colson beams, proudly showing off their matching ink to The Brothers.

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Looking for Luna a bit later reminds Colson of his birthday. He's on a balcony looking down, trying to find her again. Then he remembers what Tommy did. Leaning over the rail, just the same, he bellows "BROOOOKLLYYYYYNNNN!!!!!" Searching for THAT bangled wrist. He finds it and her eyes. They stare into the other, mesmerized, locked in silence with only them, The World raging outside their bubble. He throws his arms up with his cigarette burning, grinning at her for a moment before he goes to get her.

"Damn, she looks good in that jacket." Colson stared long at Luna before heading down to meet her. "I fucking love her." He thinks, happy she chose to wear his.

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A smile breaks out onto Luna's face as she hears Colson holler for her. "Oh, thank Fuck." She sighs in relief, like their first night. Lifting a freshly painted, black fingernail, she finds him. Tana finally goes silent to Luna, once they lock eyes. All she can hear is her love for him

🎶I see🎶My Bunny🎶Swaying🎶His Newport is on fire🎶His hands are up🎶From the balcony🎶He's calling "Brooklyn"🎶I think🎶Move Bitch🎶Move Bitch🎶I'm in love🎶I'm in love🎶I'm in love🎶

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Sitting at the table playing Dominos, Colson watches Luna walk to grab them 2 more beers. He fires up a joint as he sees a Dude walk over to her and put his hand on the small of her back, making Colson's blue eyes go dark. She moves away from Dude, shaking her head, saying something and flashing a quick smile before walking back towards him with their beers. Colson stands up quickly when he sees Luna stop abruptly. She throws words over her shoulder before continuing to walk back towards him, rolling her eyes.

"What the fuck was that?" He asks her as she sits down next to him. Opening their beers. He passes her the joint.

"Nothing, she sighs, taking it. Handing him his beer. He looks at her. She knows he's not accepting that. "He tried to hit on me, I politely declined, he called me a cunt." She throws her hands out. "It's whatever, Bunny, don't sweat it." She says giving him a reassuring kiss.

He kisses her back, checks out his hand but keeps an eye on Dude.

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As Slim, Rook, Benny and a slightly drunk Colson leave the party, he's holding Luna's hand. Walking passed Dude, Colson hears him say "Yeah, THAT'S that stuck up cunt."

THAT'S all it takes.........

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To be continued.......

[shadowysludgebakerystudent]

The golden friendship series 1(fnaf) grawolfquinn style (Goldie x oc) part 2- you're a....WHAT?!?!

*a few hours later, 11:25pm*

Goldie had never been able to talk to someone like this before well, at least with a human kid, of course. For the last few hours or so, he and Tana have being talking about a lot of things. What music they like, food, games, pranks, all kinds of things that made them both smile. Goldie has never done this before for a long time, let along with a human girl. Sure he has done the with freddy, but that was a long time ago, a long ways before the "accident". Tana on the other hand really, really was staring to like goldie, in every way possible that she could see right now.

"He's really funny and sweet," she thought. She also loved the colors of his hat, bowtie and eyebrows. She wanted to ask if purple is his favorite color just like it is hers. Goldie on the other hand, wanted to know why she was talking to him in the first place. Don't get him wrong, it was nice to talk to someone but surly someone had told her not to talk to him, like freddy fazebear for that instance.

Heck, surly enough, fazhead has made it his mission to make sure that everyone in the pizzaria hate him. And almos everyone did, except for bonnie, tc, mangle, mari and chica...At least he thinks she doesn't hate him, hopfully she didn't hate him.

"Hey, you okay goldie?" Tana asked the golden bear. She had noticed that he had gotten mad but she knew that it wasn't towards her but someone else in the pizza place. Goldie blinked at her and notice the worry and concern in her very pale eyes. He knew that he had gotten lost in thought and it made the little girl worry about him. He smiled at her to let her know that he was okay.

"Oh, yeah Tana I'm fine, really I am," he said. He saw the worry in her eyes once more before it faded away and was replaced with joy and love. He really likes her eyes, he wishes he could stare at them all night and day long. He smiled down at her and she did the same to him in return.

"Okay, if you say so," she said to the golden bear. Goldie shock his head yes as if telling her that he was sure he was fine. He was about to ask her an other question to get to know her better, but something caught his eye and he looked down at her right wrist to see what it was that caught his eye. Turns out it was a watch that had caught his eye, but it wasn't like any watch he had every seen in his life and that was saying something. That watch had a blue center with a dark orange button on one side of it while there was a dark magenta button on the other side of it.

Tana saw him staring down at something and she followed his graze until she realized that he was looking at her watch that her dad had giving her a year ago right after her mother left them a few days before that. Just thinking about her mother still makes her sad sometimes.

"Oh, sorry, I don't mean to stare, it's....just....I have never seen a watch like that one before,in my life" goldie said with a little nervousness in his voice. Tana looked back up at him and smiled.

"No, it's okay goldie. And this isn't just a watch," she said while hold her wrist with the watch to show him. He looked at her with confusion in his eyes and on his face. What did she mean by that?

"What do you mean?" He asked her. Tana then got up from the box she was sitting on and held her hand out to him for him to take it.

"I'll show you," she said. Goldie then took her hand and got off the box he was sitting on and let Tana lead him almost to the back of the backroom. They then stopped and Tana let go of his hand and walked about two feet in front of him and turned to him and smiled as she lifted her wrist up to her stomach where her other hand grabbing the center piece of the watch.

"This is called the "disguise-o-watch". It helps people who have animal parts like say ears and tail to be hidden from the public eye and changes their hair color to a normal one just like it does with mine." She said to him. Goldie stood there with a slacked jaw and his eyes wide. Did he really just hear her right? Did she say that she has ears and tail like an animal? He needed to know if it was true or not.

"So....if you're not a human, then....What are you exactly?" He asked. Tana smiled bigger at him and goldie saw her eyes grow bright as he asked her that question.

"I'm a werewolf," she said. Goldie didn't know what to think as she said that.

"You're a.....WHAT!?!?!" He almost shouted that. He then realized what he did and shrunk back with fear that she would cry because he just yelled at her. But she didn't do that and it shocked him very much.

"I'm a werewolf," she repeated. Goldie has heard of werewolves but he didn't think that he would meet one. He looked at her up and down, he didn't see any signs on her to prove that she's a werewolf. Then he remembered the watch. It's power was making her look like she's human, but really she's not.

"Here, let me show you how it is done," she said to goldie. He watched as she turned the watch to the right, then to the left and then right back to the center. And in a flash of light goldie covered his eyes from the blinding light. He blinked a ccouple of times to clear his vision and what he saw next made his jaw drop and he swore it would snap right off of his mouth and hit the ground, hard. Instead of the ligh brown, her hair was now a dark purple color with some of it fading into a lighter shade of it. And she had werewolf ears and tail but her tail was just like her hair.

Goldie also saw her little fangs poking out of her top lip just a little bit. The only things that stayed the same was her snow white skin and her eyes. Then there was an awkward moment after that. Goldie looked at the ground while tana's ears went down in sadness. Goldie walked up to her as she continued to look down at the floor wuth her ears down flat aganist her head.

"You look very pretty with purple, you know," he said softly to her. Tana looked up at him with wide eyes.

"Do you love the color purple?" She asked. Goldie then smiled big at her.

"It's my favorite color," he said. This made tana grin the biggest grin she had every done in her life and that was saying something.

"That's my favorite color too!!" She said with exitment in her voice. Goldie smiled big at her, but then he grew curious about her ears. To him they looked really fluffy and he wanted to know if they were.

"You want to know if my ears are fluffy, don't you?" She asked. Goldie jumped from shock. He then looked at her with wide eyes.

"How did you know that?" He asked. Tana then giggled at his question. Goldie flat himself blush from hearing her giggle. It was light as a feather and he wished he could listen to it all day long.

"You have that look everyone makes when they first see my ears and they want to feel them, so go ahead," she said. She then tilted her head forward a little bit, so goldie had a view and reach of them. Go,die hesitated at first, but slowly but surely he lifted his hands up to her ears and grabbed them gently. And he he started to rub them oh so softly that it felt like a feather touch.

"Hehe, they really are fluffy ears," he said with a little chuckle. Tana then started to make little sounds as he was pet her ears softly. Goldie thought they were noises of pain, but he looked at her face and saw a smile right on it. She was enjoying the petting she was getting. Her tail was wagging like crazy from him petting her ears. Goldie then stopped and then pulled his hands away.

"Heh, you know....I might just start calling you fluffpup from now on," he said with a little humor in his voice. Tana then glare at him but she couldn't even stop her smile.

"If that's the case, then I'll call you goldbud, from now on then," she said with a little cockiness in her voice. Then there was silence. It lasted about few minutes until the both of them brush out into laughter. Their little laughter fit came to an end when they heard a clock going off.

"Ding, dong, ding, dong"

Goldie's eyes went wide as he heard the sound. It was midnight. That meet that they others were able to roam freely without any problems other then him. But goldie couldn't help but wonder......

What was freddy going to think when he sees Tana with him????

To be continued...

Stay toon for part 3....

Cliffhanger!!!!!!!!

[hotfuss]

I really enjoyed this wonderful wonderful era so I thought it would be fun compiling a spreadsheet  (available here) of all the outfits worn by brandon during this tour and pulling out some stats out of it :D

brandon completely changes style for each era, i’m pretty sure to match the personal aesthetic he has in mind for each album and this one is no different. the signature marks of this era are: boots, pants, long sleeved shirts, wearing tank tops on stage for the first time ever and pretty colourful jackets or suits. it’s a style pretty close to the desired effect era, while it seems more focused on the colour rather than on patterns. it has been defined as grown up hot fuss  too and I think it’s not wrong either.

there are some outfits recycled from old eras like the horseshoe shirt and the leopard print and the fake military jacket from tde, the pinstripe suit that was used only for the sam’s town decennial extravaganza so far (and reviving it means he wore a waistcoat for every single era, solo album included), the gold suit from sam’s town and the pink leather jacket that is going strong since hot fuss but mostly are brand new jackets and suits.

in the spreadsheet i’ve included what wikipedia calls warm up dates, which are just all the 2017 concerts before the start of the actual ww tour: looking at them and the fist part of the tour you can notice how the aesthetic is a work in progress and gets defined over time so there are lots of exceptions at the beginning like wearing a short sleeved shirt, jeans instead of pants, wearing a shirt for jackets that get be worn with tank tops or the other way around, but from the second half of the first american leg everything settles.

the week 2 of austin city limits on the 15th of october 2017 sees the debut on stage of the gold suit that also marks the first and only time for it being worn for the main set  while the encore saw the debut of the tiger jacket with the gold pants still on.

the gold suit is a work in progress too: after its debut in austin he wears it only for encores, adding the sunglasses and on the 27th of november in london he adds the gold shirt and sparkly gold boots making it the definite look. the gold suit it’s double tied with performing the calling, with the only exception of the calling debut on the 12th september 2017 in london (with live intro by woody harrelson) the calling has been performed (or was meant to be) with the gold suit further confirming that he plays a character while playing that song, as tana confirmed in one comment some time ago (x).

brandon changed outfits thrice in 4 occasion: 

2 times (12th and 26th of january 2018) he switched from the pink leather one to the palm lapel jacket to perform this river is wild. it’s very likely he did the same thing he did at hyde park on the 8th of july 2017 in london when he said the man who plays river can’t wear pink (x), with the difference he changed again for the encore

1 time on the 8th of june 2018 in noblesville when a storm interrupted the concert

1 time on the 5th of april 2018 in mexico city... just because?

brandon didn’t changed outfit 33 times, of which 18 times because there was no encore at all

they had 5 secret gigs, he wore the pinstripe suit one time and the leopard print jacket the others

he took off his shoes and performed in socks 3 times: at the afl pre match in melbourne and rock in rio in lisbon because it was raining and the stage was slippery (kudos to him to perfom in wet socks, one of the worst sensations on earth) and one time in luxemburg where the venue was without ac and was so hot he changed beforehand and continued with his shoes off and showing cute palm tree socks

a couple of remarkable outfits of this era that were worn outside the tour are the custom checkered jacket brandon wore when inducted the cars to the rock and roll hall of fame (inspired by the cover of one of their albums) and a custom stud leather jacket he wore while wandering in tokyo

the gold suit premiered in the man music video (with a red shirt) and appeared in the promotional video for the mayweather vs mcgregor boxe match; the full tiger suit premiered at the late show with colbert and was used at the mtv ema too, the only 2 times where he wore the matching pants; the maroon suit premiered at the red carpet and performance of the rock and roll hall of fame

[deutchmendes]

below the cut you can find a compiled list of 100+ problematic fcs and receipts to support the claims as well. we are by no means telling you not to play these fcs, (apart from the obvious racists, abusers, etc.), however, it is necessary to acknowledge that everyone on this list is problematic, thus, they should all be held accountable for their actions. it is imperative the community is aware of who they’re using and then they can make an informed choice of whether or not they would like to continue using said fc. without further ado, here’s the List™ you’ve all been anticipating / dreading from us.

alex pettyfer - domestic abuse

alexis ren - n word

alissa violet - n word

arnie hammer - in a movie that glorifies pedophilia adapted from a novel written by a straight man

ash stymest - dated a minor for 2 years (lily rose depp)

bella hadid - n word, racist tweets

bella thorne - n word, made fun of eating disorders, cultural appropriation

blackpink - mocked native american culture in their boombayah song, jennie’s use of the bindi in ddu du ddu du video

blake lively - got married on a slave plantation, said woody allen empowers women

brendon urie - rape / racist jokes, fat shamed

bts - did a photoshoot with nazi symbols at a holocaust museum, said the n word alot, colorism, general racism, misogyny, lyrics contributing to rape culture, fatphobia, made of eating disorders, rm wore dreads once and more

camila cabello - n word, bullied normani

camila rowe - dressed as a pregnant sharon tate for halloween and idolizes both manson and roman polanski, n word multiple times

cardi b - transphobic, racism

chantel jeffries - accused of allegedly stabbing someone

charles melton - fat shaming tweets

claudia tihan - n word

cole sprouse - made insensitive/racist jokes about tyler the creator, compared blm to cannibalism, emotional abusive to ex girlfriend, discredited jughead’s canon asexual identity

colton haynes - blackface  

demi lovato - sex worker prank to her bodyguard involving sexual assault

dinah jane - made fun of black women / dark skinned woc on her twitter, claimed she was black despite not being black, culture appropriation, and supports trump

dom sherwood - said a homophobic slur

donald glover - made rape jokes / said a man can't get raped, fetishizes asian women, ableist, said the f slur & r slur

dove cameron - said depression is a choice

dreamcatcher - profits off native american culture

dua lipa - appropriated gay culture with “homo” shirt, n word

dylan o’brien - stole native american artifacts and laughed about it, starred in american assassin (an extremely islamophobic film)

dylan sprouse - racism

eddie redmayne - played a trans chara despite being cis

eiza gonzalez - blackface

elle fanning - worked with woody allen, played transgender teen despite being cis herself, refused to apologize for working with woody allen

emma roberts - domestic abuse

emeraude toubia - culture appropriated, lashed out when ppl were trying to educate her

exo - multiple instances of racism, colorism, homophobia, blackface, ableism and more

gal gadot- zionist, accused of emotional abuse

(g)i-dle - used henna in their latata music video  

gigi hadid - made fun of asians, other general racism

gregg sulkin - said n word in snapchat, dated bella thorne while she was still a minor

hailey baldwin - n word, racist tweet

halsey - kissed underage fan

harry styles - white feminist, ignored a black fan and only interacted with their white friend

hayley kiyoko - n word, general racism

herizen guardiola - dated a minor

hilary duff - multiple instances of culture appropriation, dressed as a pilgrim with her husband as a native american

holland roden - racist

ian somerhalder - threw away his wife’s birth control without her consent, sexism

jack gilinsky - verbally abusive to his ex, madison beer

jared leto - is cis and played a trans person, sexual assault

jared padalecki - rape jokes

jason mamoa - made comments/jokes about rape

jennfer lawrence - sexism, transphobia, misogyny, ableism, culture appropriation, fat shaming and more

jensen ackles - rape jokes

julianne hough - blackface

justin bieber - animal neglect (left his monkey in germany and never claimed the monkey after being told he needed the proper documentation), wrote he would’ve hoped anne frank would’ve been a belieber when he visited the holocaust memorial, pissed in a mop bucket, egged his neighbor’s house, cultural appropriation, dreadlocks, punched a pap, almost ran over a pap, said “being gay is a choice”, doesn’t believe in abortion, used the n word and the word kkk in a song, spat on his fans, spit in his neighbors face and threatened to kill them after being told to drive careful, made prince’s death all about him, pretended to be in a wheelchair to cut lines at disneyland and has a diu

keith powers - said men can’t be bisexual

kelsey chow - claimed to be native american and she isn’t

kendall & kylie jenner - racist pepsi ad and victimized herself after being called out for it (kendall), offensive wheelchair photoshoot (kylie), stole designs (kylie), cultural appropriation: used pictures of tupac and notorious b.i.g. (without permission) for their fashion line, appropriated chola culture for their fashion line, designed a handbag shaped like a chinese takeout box, used a tan emoji despite being white (kendall), wore dreadlocks, wore cornrows multiple times despite being called out (kylie) and for a photoshoot (kendall), blackface (kylie), put the n word on a birthday cake for her friend (kylie), wore a bindi (kylie), wore indian nose ring to coachella

kiko mizhuara - blackface, culture appropriation

kj apa - liked fat shaming comment, posted a misogynistic picture, dating a minor, liked a slutshaming post

lana del rey - culture appropriation and more

lauren jauregui - rape jokes, homophobic slurs, n word, henna photoshoot, called psychiatry a joke and tweeted vaccines give autism and more

kristen stewart - worked with woody allen

lili reinhart - discredited lesbians by calling them “fanfic”, queerbaits fans, minimized depression on twitter

little mix - culture appropiation for their salute tour, culture appropiation again, perrie has multiple counts of culture appropriation, jesy wore dreadlocks

lily macapinlac - racism

lucky blue smith - trump supporter

lucy hale - bodyshamed herself on instagram, appropriated baby hairs

machine gun kelly - n word, sexualized black women

maggie lindemann - accused kesha, a rape survivor, of lying of rape

mamamoo - multiple instances of blackface, culture appropriation and more, hwasa said the n word in irreplaceable cover

marina diamandis - culture appropriation and blackface

megan fox - biphobia

melissa benoist - homophobic comments about ship ‘supercorp’, played a muslim character in islamophobic film, patriots day

melanie martinez - accusation of rape, problematic lyrical content

michael fassbender - abuser

momoland - culture appropriated in their baam video, nancy made jokes about eating disorders

naya rivera - domestic battery assault charge

nct - jaehyun sang along/mouthed the n word

neels visser - trump supporter

nicki minaj - shamed sex workers, culture appropriation/fetishization of kimino, racist stereotypes in song and snl performance of chun li

nicola peltz - dated a minor (anwar hadid)

nina dobrev - johnny depp supporter, culture appropriation

noah centineo - claims to be latino and took a latinx role when he is in fact white, supports logan paul,

rihanna - multiple instances of culture appropriation

ronni hawk - trump supporter

sabrina claudio - n word, racist remarks

sara sampaio - n word

selena gomez - all lives matter, woody allen supporter, wore a bindi multiple times despite being called out and more

shay mitchell - n word

sophia turner - made a joke about coming out as pansexual on instagram, n word

tana mongeau - filmed dead body and later deleted the video

taylor hill - made fun of indian accents, made fun of a muslim man with her bf, culture appropiation

taylor swift - cultural appropriation, romanticized imperialism, victimized herself at the expense of a black man, white feminist, posed w someone wearing a swastika on their shirt, more culture appropiation, slut shames constantly in her music, said in a song, picture to burn, she would tell her friends her ex was gay as if it were an insult

thomas doherty - said depression is a choice

timothee chalemet - worked with woody allen, in a movie that glorifies pedophilia adapted from a novel written by a straight man, lied about his contract forbidding him from speaking out on woody allen

tyler posey - came out as a joke on social media

uriah shelton - alm, abuse allegations

vanessa hudgens - countless instances of culture appropiation

wendy (red velvet) - made fun / stereotyped black girls

wjsn (cosmic girls) - appropiated indian culture

zayn - alm, racism, fat shamed, appropriated black culture and more

[runningourgame-blog]

Uncommon Races: Gnome

A constant hum of busy activity pervades the warrens and neighborhoods where gnomes form their close-knit communities. Louder sounds punctuate the hum: a crunch of grinding gears here, a minor explosion there, a yelp of surprise or triumph, and especially bursts of laughter. Gnomes take delight in life, enjoying every moment of invention, exploration, investigation, creation, and play.

Vibrant Expression

A gnome’s energy and enthusiasm for living shines through every inch of his or her tiny body. Gnomes average slightly over 3 feet tall and weigh 40 to 45 pounds. Their tan or brown faces are usually adorned with broad smiles (beneath their prodigious noses), and their bright eyes shine with excitement. Their fair hair has a tendency to stick out in every direction, as if expressing the gnome’s insatiable interest in everything around.

A gnome’s personality is writ large in his or her appearance. A male gnome’s beard, in contrast to his wild hair, is kept carefully trimmed but often styled into curious forks or neat points. A gnome’s clothing, though usually made in modest earth tones, is elaborately decorated with embroidery, embossing, or gleaming jewels.

Delighted Dedication

As far as gnomes are concerned, being alive is a wonderful thing, and they squeeze every ounce of enjoyment out of their three to five centuries of life. Humans might wonder about getting bored over the course of such a long life, and elves take plenty of time to savor the beauties of the world in their long years, but gnomes seem to worry that even with all that time, they can’t get in enough of the things they want to do and see.

Gnomes speak as if they can’t get the thoughts out of their heads fast enough. Even as they offer ideas and opinions on a range of subjects, they still manage to listen carefully to others, adding the appropriate exclamations of surprise and appreciation along the way.

Though gnomes love jokes of all kinds, particularly puns and pranks, they’re just as dedicated to the more serious tasks they undertake. Many gnomes are skilled engineers, alchemists, tinkers, and inventors. They’re willing to make mistakes and laugh at themselves in the process of perfecting what they do, taking bold (sometimes foolhardy) risks and dreaming large.

Bright Burrows

Gnomes make their homes in hilly, wooded lands. They live underground but get more fresh air than dwarves do, enjoying the natural, living world on the surface whenever they can. Their homes are well hidden by both clever construction and simple illusions. Welcome visitors are quickly ushered into the bright, warm burrows. Those who are not welcome are unlikely to find the burrows in the first place.

Gnomes who settle in human lands are commonly gemcutters, engineers, sages, or tinkers. Some human families retain gnome tutors, ensuring that their pupils enjoy a mix of serious learning and delighted enjoyment. A gnome might tutor several generations of a single human family over the course of his or her long life.

ALWAYS APPRECIATIVE

It’s rare for a gnome to be hostile or malicious unless he or she has suffered a grievous injury. Gnomes know that most races don’t share their sense of humor, but they enjoy anyone’s company just as they enjoy everything else they set out to do.

Gnome Names

Gnomes love names, and most have half a dozen or so. A gnome’s mother, father, clan elder, aunts, and uncles each give the gnome a name, and various nicknames from just about everyone else might or might not stick over time. Gnome names are typically variants on the names of ancestors or distant relatives, though some are purely new inventions. When dealing with humans and others who are “stuffy” about names, a gnome learns to use no more than three names: a personal name, a clan name, and a nickname, choosing the one in each category that’s the most fun to say.

Male Names: Alston, Alvyn, Boddynock, Brocc, Burgell, Dimble, Eldon, Erky, Fonkin, Frug, Gerbo, Gimble, Glim, Jebeddo, Kellen, Namfoodle, Orryn, Roondar, Seebo, Sindri, Warryn, Wrenn, Zook

Female Names: Bimpnottin, Breena, Caramip, Carlin, Donella, Duvamil, Ella, Ellyjobell, Ellywick, Lilli, Loopmottin, Lorilla, Mardnab, Nissa, Nyx, Oda, Orla, Roywyn, Shamil, Tana, Waywocket, Zanna

Clan Names: Beren, Daergel, Folkor, Garrick, Nackle, Murnig, Ningel, Raulnor, Scheppen, Timbers, Turen

Nicknames: Aleslosh, Ashhearth, Badger, Cloak, Doublelock, Filchbatter, Fnipper, Ku, Nim, Oneshoe, Pock, Sparklegem, Stumbleduck

Seeing the World

Curious and impulsive, gnomes might take up adventuring as a way to see the world or for the love of exploring. As lovers of gems and other fine items, some gnomes take to adventuring as a quick, if dangerous, path to wealth. Regardless of what spurs them to adventure, gnomes who adopt this way of life eke as much enjoyment out of it as they do out of any other activity they undertake, sometimes to the great annoyance of their adventuring companions.

Gnome Traits

Your gnome character has certain characteristics in common with all other gnomes.

Ability Score Increase. Your Intelligence score increases by 2.

Age. Gnomes mature at the same rate humans do, and most are expected to settle down into an adult life by around age 40. They can live 350 to almost 500 years.

Alignment. Gnomes are most often good. Those who tend toward law are sages, engineers, researchers, scholars, investigators, or inventors. Those who tend toward chaos are minstrels, tricksters, wanderers, or fanciful jewelers. Gnomes are good-hearted, and even the tricksters among them are more playful than vicious.

Size. Gnomes are between 3 and 4 feet tall and average about 40 pounds. Your size is Small.

Speed. Your base walking speed is 25 feet.

Darkvision. Accustomed to life underground, you have superior vision in dark and dim conditions. You can see in dim light within 60 feet of you as if it were bright light, and in darkness as if it were dim light. You can’t discern color in darkness, only shades of gray.

Gnome Cunning. You have advantage on all Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma saving throws against magic.

Languages. You can speak, read, and write Common and Gnomish. The Gnomish language, which uses the Dwarvish script, is renowned for its technical treatises and its catalogs of knowledge about the natural world.

Subraces

Two subraces of gnomes are found among the worlds of D&D: forest gnomes and rock gnomes. Choose one of these subraces.

DEEP GNOMES

A third subrace of gnomes, the deep gnomes (or svirfneblin), live in small communities scattered in the Underdark. Unlike the duergar and the drow, svirfneblin are as good as their surface cousins. However, their humor and enthusiasm are dampened by their oppressive environment, and their inventive expertise is directed mostly toward stonework.

Rock Gnome

As a rock gnome, you have a natural inventiveness and hardiness beyond that of other gnomes. Most gnomes in the worlds of D&D are rock gnomes, including the tinker gnomes of the Dragonlance setting.

Ability Score Increase. Your Constitution score increases by 1.

Artificer’s Lore. Whenever you make an Intelligence (History) check related to magic items, alchemical objects, or technological devices, you can add twice your proficiency bonus, instead of any proficiency bonus you normally apply.

Tinker. You have proficiency with artisan’s tools (tinker’s tools). Using those tools, you can spend 1 hour and 10 gp worth of materials to construct a Tiny clockwork device (AC 5, 1 hp). The device ceases to function after 24 hours (unless you spend 1 hour repairing it to keep the device functioning), or when you use your action to dismantle it; at that time, you can reclaim the materials used to create it. You can have up to three such devices active at a time.

When you create a device, choose one of the following options:

Clockwork Toy. This toy is a clockwork animal, monster, or person, such as a frog, mouse, bird, dragon, or soldier. When placed on the ground, the toy moves 5 feet across the ground on each of your turns in a random direction. It makes noises as appropriate to the creature it represents.

Fire Starter. The device produces a miniature flame, which you can use to light a candle, torch, or campfire. Using the device requires your action.

Music Box. When opened, this music box plays a single song at a moderate volume. The box stops playing when it reaches the song’s end or when it is closed.

[smallislandbigsong]

Small Island Big Song ft' Monja Manitsindava - Fafy Rano (Small Island mix) from Small Island Big Song on Vimeo.

FAFY RANO (Small Island mix) Small Island Big Song ft' Monja Manitsindava

Featured Artist – Monja | Antandroy - Madagascar | Marovany (Stringed box) & Vocals.

With – Will Kepa | Kulkalgal language group - Zenadth Kes/Torres Strait, Australia | Warup (large skin drum), Tharum (Slit Bamboo Drum) & Urub (Bamboo Hand Percusion) Recorded at 4MW radio studios on Thursday Island, Torres Strait, Australia. Leweton Village Cultural Group | Mwerlap - Vanuatu | Percussion Tsaralalana (Childrens Street Group) | Malagasy - Madagascar | Drums We were with Sammy in downtown Tana’ when we heard this children’s busking group, Sammy knew them and had given them music lessons at his charity music school, so we recorded some of their performance, some of them went on to write a viral song for the Madagascan football team.

Natural Ambience | Antananarivo cityscape, Madagascar.

Lyrics by Monja in Malagasy (translated by Tarika Sammy)

o! o!o!o!oe!oe! a amba!!!! We must take the blessing.

Andao ry angala tso drano alaina avao ty maka tso drano hikarama atoy fa tsy ho Come here, we will take the blessing of our ancestors mosary amin ity ray amandreny masoandro amam bolana This is very important in our life if we want to do something

o!o!o! oe!oe!oe! a amba!!!!! We must take the blessing. Go there

zay ty niniko te hangala tso drano zay mpanabe te hangala tso drano fiainana Blessing is very important atoy tena miha sarotra ty tomobila tsy mitondra anao Water is a gift of life eke andao ry kahy angala tso drano ity tsodrano tazomy avao

For our urban landscapes We recorded with Monja in Madagascar’s hectic capital Antananarivo, breaking our goal of recording all the songs in nature. Our cities and urban landscapes are nature too, everything is part of nature’s precious web of life.

Full thank you list, artist notes, interactive songs’ journeys, photos, videos and stories on our website.

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Pillow Talk - Jack Johnson (Part 2)

(Part 1)

It’s been two weeks since your call with Jack. He’s been back in California for a week and to be honest, you’ve been doing all you can to avoid having to talk to him again. It wasn’t because you didn’t want to hear something that will hurt you, it was because you knew that if you and Jack got together it would be all about the fans still. You loved him. You loved his fans. You loved his love for his fans but you didn’t love the fact that sometimes he loved them more than you. You were knocked out of your thoughts when you felt your phone vibrate in your pocket. Jack. You hesitated to answer but then came to the conclusion that you left him hanging long enough.

"Hello?" You said almost as a whisper.

You heard Jack tell someone to hold on before answering you, "(Y/n), hey. Be ready in 5 minutes, I made plans," was all he said before hanging up.

Your body went cold. You haven’t seen Jack in almost 4 months and 5 minutes was not enough time to get ready. You rushed around your room throwing on the first outfit you thought would look good and applied as much makeup as you could. Just as it hit 5 minutes, you phone buzzed with a text.

From: Jack - Outside

You hurriedly put your shoes on and grabbed your keys and purse. Your heart started to beat faster with every step you took, knowing in just minutes you’ll see Jack again.

The chilly, fall air hit your face as you stepped outside. Instantly, you saw the boy you’ll always love leaning against his car with a single flower in hand.

A smile instantly appeared on your face as he looked up and his eyes met yours. You wanted to cry happy and sad tears but now was not the time. 

“I’m so sorry,” you mumbled as Jack pulled you into his chest, hugging you tightly. You faintly heard Jack say ‘it’s okay’.

You stayed in his arms for what felt like forever until he pulled back, handing you the flower, “I know how much you hate flower bouquets, so I got you just 1.” Your smile grew wider but quickly fell when you realize what was coming next. “So now that you finally can avoid me,” Jack joked, “Can we talk about what happened?”

You took a deep breath and nodded your head. You gestured for him to follow you to the bench in your yard. “I meant what I said. Everything. I’m such an idiot for making you choose between 2 things you loved-”

“Love,” Jack interrupted.

“What?”

“Two things I love,” He said, “I meant what I said too. I still love you (y/n). I know I put my music before us and god that was such a shit thing to do, so I get it. I get why you left and fuck, that hurt watching you walk away,” Jack turned so he was facing you and grabbed your hands, “Look, I can’t choose between you and my fans. You know that. But I promise with everything I have, to never ever put all of that before us. You have been there for me since before day 1 and I know you’ll be there until Jack and Jack and the music ends.”

Jack wiped away the tear that you hadn’t realized fallen. You didn’t think twice before going in for a kiss. A kiss both of you had needed and been waiting for since your last one months ago.

“I love you so fucking much, Jack Johnson and I swear you’ll be the death of me,” You said before kissing him again

(A/N: Wow! It’s been a solid year since part 1. Take about inactive. Yikes. SO in case yall haven't seen or even follow me, I am thinking about what to do with this blog. Jack and Jack still have my heart but I’m not as big of a fan as I once was. With that being said, I’m thinking about turning this into a multifandom blog w youtubers. I will still write imagines for the Omaha boys, of course, but from here on, this is just going to be a random ass blog w all the people I stan.

My ask box is always open and I will gladly write about any boy of your choice. [If you have something specific in mind, please feel free to suggest it:)]

So that’s that. If you’re curious as to who will be appearing on here, here’s a list:

“The Vlog Squad” - David Dobrik, Scotty Sire, Zane and Heath, etc.

“The @ Pack” - Elija and Christina, Tana whatever her last name is

“TFIL” - Sam and Colby, Elton Caste, Corey Scherer

as well as a bunch of other youtubers and of course my lovely O2L boys + K&J’s roomies

Love you all x Maria)