#TECHNOLOGY

[miamaimania]

"Nature & Technology" by morganetenoux ◆ Same circles, different purposes

[nasa]

What does it take to see this?

Decades of dreamers, inventors, scientists and artists working together to create a labor of love: a telescope capable of peering deep into the universe and back through time. 

The James Webb Space Telescope has allowed us to see the earliest galaxies, the auroras and rings on our gas giants, and even detect clouds on planets far beyond our solar system, all because a group of dreamers looked at the universe with curiosity. 

Witness the incredible story of Webb’s journey – from an impossible idea to a scientific marvel – all through the eyes of the people who made it possible in our new documentary. Cosmic Dawn is streaming now on NASA+.

[technological-existentialism]

[palm-txt]

[67i203]

hidden messages in electronic boards

[catchymemes]

[stimtoy]

🍎 || garrettbv

[simple id: four gifs showing a 2000's tv in the shape of a red apple, with the front being able to open and close to cover the screen. /end id]

[feathery-dreamer]

this is stimulating brain lobes I didn't even know I had

doing fucked up rabbit experiments beyond your comprehension btw

[yodaprod]

[fortunatelychaoticphantom]

I swear to fucking god. I would claw out OneDrive from my computer if I could. I would burn down their servers if I could. I would run down their stocks to the ground if I could. I hope every single one of their workers gets a better offer from a competitor in the next 24 hours. I hope every single one of their light bulbs explodes at the same time. I hope every single carton of milk in their fridge will always be expired.

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Fuckers.

[marbofmoorock]

When you imagine an operating system that never has to update or be replaced by another because pillows and plushies don't need that, save for the occasional restuffing or restitching.

Pillowsoft: A Comfortable Brand.

🖥 - computer plushies!!

[snapscube]

little coded

me when i have to describe to someone how a smart fridge with a screen on the water despenser is different than a regular fridge on account of the OS running it

[cyber-corp]

if you're waiting an extremely long time for two devices to "talk to each other", then it usually means that the devices have given up talking and decided to make out with tongue instead. technicians have not yet found a way to solve this issue without splitting the devices up and making them sad

[stimtoy]

💿 || leavelyz

[alillttn]

You can't tell me IT guys are just sorcerers.

A "programmer" is a warlock able to command artificial beasts using a language most common ears and eyes can't comprehend. Some of these warlocks can even collaborate to create an artificial creature that can simulate intelligence appearing to surpass their creators and the "intelligence" to process new information that wasn't given to it. Some of these even communicate to humans using many of their common tongues in a spell apparatus known as an LLM.

An "engineer" (within the context of the human job classification of "Information Technology", specifically within the context of "hardware") is a type of blacksmith who creates and designs these artificial creatures. Although they have no mind, the "engineer" builds a body for them—a vessel of sorts. Depending on their expertise (and collaboration with "programmer" warlocks), some of them enable specializations in certain tasks, such as opening portals to other worlds via "video games", simulating heavenly bodies, solving complex mathematical equations, predicting the weather with good precision, and other uses for the human race.

A "web developer" is a variant of the "developer" warlock, specializing in creating spaces in the "World Wide Web", a network of "websites" (the spaces these warlocks make) in the Interconnected Network, or "Internet"

Note that taking up any of these roles requires a good understanding of the "electricity" and "electromagnetism" magic systems, medium-to-advanced knowledge of one or more non-common-tongue languages, and/or the ability to cast spells using said non-common languages, depending on the job specifications.

And to my fellow writers—if you really think about it, this world is downright magical. It just lost its magic for us.

"There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see."

P.S: I'm not too into IT, so apologies if anything is misinformed and wrong