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#THE FUCKING ARMPIT HAIR ????
mommyhorror · 1 year
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I saw Barbie and didn’t hate it, enjoyed some parts immensely, but
THE KENS HAD ARMPIT HAIR. Why Greta ??? . Literally give me 1(one) reason why the male actors weren’t required to shave their armpits. They are playing plastic DOLLS. AND they wear little shorty shorts and do humiliating things because it’s supposed to kind of reflect how men treat women . At the very very very very very least they all should have been hairless aside from their heads. And honestly I would have glued down their head hair a bit more if I were in charge of HMU but anyways
of course the Barbies didn’t have armpit hair ! but of course not - Barbies don’t have armpit hair and neither do we expect to see adult women in film with armpit hair. BUT WHY NOT TAKE IT OFF THE KEN DOLLS?????
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queerdesire · 2 years
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Reblog if you grew out your armpit hair, would date someone who was growing theirs out, have a partner with arm pit hair or think anyone can have and grow armpit hair regardless of gender and they can still be cute :)
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twilightakiishi · 2 months
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*shaking and holding a knife out in front of me* tell me which tr/wb guys have the sexiest happy trail. go on
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phansweat · 9 months
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remembering this absolute gem
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spineless-lobster · 2 months
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Fathers try not to pressure their child into being more feminine challenge (impossible)
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gooopy · 8 months
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People need to give scout more body hair. She deserves it hashtag feminism
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feyres-divorce-lawyer · 2 months
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whoever made girls shaving body hair a societal pressure i hope you’re burning in hell
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insufferablesmiths · 3 months
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i totally don’t think about pauls shirtless-in-overalls wings performance every single hour of the day… totally not… that would be so weird… haha
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louisarmpits · 1 year
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I am NOT normal about this are you KIDDING ME
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deoidesign · 11 months
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I'm sorry, but I briefly saw 'homey' as 'horny' in those tags and...you know... I still don't think that's wrong
"making art online can be so lonely, but you all make it feel very warm and horny"
Yeah I'll cosign that
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koskela-knights · 9 months
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OOGA WOOGA Champion of Light on YT has dropped the HQ Koskela ads 🥵🥵 Now I can be thirsty af again but in HD
Dont mind me admiring them all over again 👀 the details in their clothes, the wrinkles/crowfeet eyes, the body hair, etc.
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jorvikzelda · 1 year
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….Okay but what if I cut my hair off though
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trivialqueerstions · 2 years
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Nothing like waking up to a toy easing inside my boycunt, cum already dripping down my thighs from the 'dreams' I'd been having all night. You're humping against my thigh but now that I'm somewhat awake, you can sit on my face. FUCK. Crush my head with your hairy thighs, grind your fat Tcock against my tongue. I want to taste you, breathe in your scent until its all I can think about.
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bunnyb34r · 8 months
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Having to explain to my mom that 5min crafts is a content farm/what that is. That sure they have some genuine hacks, but a lot are genuinely dangerous and bad
It's like I'm not trying to be the parent, but I've been on the internet daily since I was 9 years old and you respectively have only been on it for maybe 8 years? Consistently? And only on Facebook. Like man the shit I have seen has aged me a lot more mentally than I care to admit.
It's so hard too bc I know I should like a know it all/conspiracy freak when I tell her not to get a reddit bc she's gonna get sucked into a WS cult and get radicalized, or when I tell her Facebook reels is the same as tiktok. Which she has continuously forbade me to have since it came out (bc evil chinese company. It's okay when it's an evil American company though). That she needs to be careful and not just believe whatever she sees, but it's like for once I DO know more and I DO need to be the adult.
Like I remember having so many fucking talks to get her out of that SAVE THE CHILDREN shit and debunking the wayfair shit, and the Hillary Clinton shit, and all this shit. I constantly am telling her "nope that's antisemitism in disguise, heres why" ab stupid theories and shit and why they're harmful and it's like I want to fucking scream
Idk where I was going with this but like god I'm tired
#and she gets mad when im 'parenting' her and its like well then fucking use your brain!!! think before you share shit! ask questions!!!!#had to explain that the reason jfk had a diff coffin on air force one wasn't like a body swap but bc the first casket wasnt secured right#and the man was LEAKING in the fucking casket and they had to get a clean easier to transport one#that it was his family that didnt want it open not the gov like the man had half a fucking head at that point!! what did you expect?!#and then shes like well how do YOU know all this shit. how do you know YOURE right and Its like bc i check my sources?? bc i know how to??#bc i actually use my brain and dont sit in a digital echo chamber validating what i want to hear#thankfully we dont actually get fox in our house somehow (god probably) and we dont have cable so she cant watch fox & friends#but Facebook is it's own fucking up hill battle and it's like go back to playing 1010! and shit on your phone instead#and she stays on Facebook for that dopamine hit and its like i know you have adhd and your dr doesnt believe you but for godsake#i stg she's the reason my body hair is still turning white. it initially stated bc my dad was causing us so much fucking stress and then#it lessened a bit but now im finding more and more like my body is eating the pigment sgdgdgdgd#im gonna go gray by 35 i stg i have ONE white hair on my head and have gotten several on every part of my body like eyebrows and armpits ect#the funniest is leg hair like oh okay go grandpa#ANYWAYS im tired and i guess i needed to get this out#marquilla
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jupiter-nwn · 5 months
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Today I was forced to shave. An angel has lost its wings 😔😔😔
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