#THIS POST IS NOT MENT TO BE TAKE SERIOUSLY

[lakeinstillness]

the normalization of people saying kys jokes is plain cruel tbh like maybe Im a snowflake or whatever lol but the way people will casually tell complete strangers to kill themselves over minor disagreements is astonishing. this isnt about bigots or other completely awful people being told this, just people who are perceived as annoying to someone else. do you ever read what you say to people or think about what youre doing. why are you telling someone to kill themselves just because you thought their comment was a little annoying? do you reflect on why you treat strangers this way? why youre so casually vitriolic?

the way suicide jokes have become so normalized is honestly horrible and Im sorry to everyone out there who is triggered by them. it is so difficult to escape them even with every single tag and phrase blocked and filtered that I can think of.

[weaponsdrawn]

uhhh methinks that spamvil, stannarrator, and fluffybird are the trifecta of “you can easily take their relationship as one that has divorced energy but you gotta make sure the divorced energy is comical and funny. once you start taking it seriously youve lost the charm of the ship, now its just two gays getting divorced whats the fun in that” but like. in different ways. 

[whatudowhennooneseesyou]

𝐋𝐞𝐞 𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝟏𝟖+ 𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐀𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐬 (𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 & 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐅𝐨𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝)

ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: 1K

ᴅɪꜱᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Think about it. Write about it. Have hard thoughts. Do not take it seriously. None of this information is confirmed and all theoretical. If you want to read more, I have further analysis in my 'Lee Know As Your Late Bloomer Bf' post.

ᴍᴇᴛʜᴏᴅᴏʟᴏɢʏ: Traditional Astrology & Whole Sign

ᴏᴠᴇʀᴠɪᴇᴡ:

Rising is in Gemini (Suspected)

Scorpio Sun (6th House)

Sagittarius Moon (7th House)

Scorpio Mercury (6th House)

Scorpio Venus (6th House)

Virgo Mars (4th House)

ꜰᴜᴄᴋʙᴏɪ ʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ:

3/10

Lee Know's fuckboi radar is a strong medium energy because his Sagittarius Moon makes him naturally impulsive and prone to boredom but his Scorpio stellium indicates he values a deep soul to soul connection.

So while he can detach sex and feelings, casual/one night stands wouldn't satisfy him and he's more likely to enter into FWB/situationships.

He also forms attachment easily, although you wouldn't know it because he can mask very...VERY well.

His Virgo Mars in 4th House also makes him pedantic with hygiene, he COULD...could view anonymous/casual encounters as 'dirty' or 'unclean' and have concern about infection and/or disease.

(No..I'm not personally judging hook-up culture but I included this because Virgo/6th House rules over health and wellness so they prioritise sexual hygiene more so than other Mars Signs.)

And there's loads of evidence with the SKZ episodes of Lee Know valuing cleanliness and tidiness so I'm certain that would transfer to sex and foreplay.

ʀᴇᴅ & ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ꜰʟᴀɢꜱ:

Red:

His Scorpio Mercury gives him a wicked tongue and his Sagittarius Moon means he has no impulse control which =

PETTINESS!!!

His Mercury rulership indicates he's thoroughly observant, analytical and has a great memory, the type to remember little details about something that happened 11 months ago.

He's learnt your sore spots, your insecurities and your anxieties and he might just use them against you in moments of conflict.

Inherently stubborn so wouldn't be the type to apologise after an argument but would make you a meal, buy you something, run you a bath as a way of calling truce.

He probably has an avoidant-attachment style and is the type to 'freeze' or ice you out if he's annoyed or irritated...could even go as far as giving the 'silent treatment' as a way of asserting control.

When Lee Know has been recorded feeling hurt, upset or frustrated he becomes really quiet and his posture shifts into a more defensive stance...this is really evident in the infamous SKZ Room episode where Chris says 'you don't care about me' and you can literally SEE his entire body change at that remark.

Green:

Honesty is a strong value and trait of Lee Know so outside of conflict...you would never feel like he's hiding something from you or second-guessing his actions...what you see is what you get with Lee Know- even to a fault.

A good example of this was Lee Know's ending-ment and he says 'I have been having a lot of thoughts and I'm organising my feelings' (which is so Mercury coded to rationalise your feelings by 'organising' them).

Routine, stability and consistency are HUGE traits and values that Lee Know will contribute to the relationship and this is reaffirmed countless of times with his Bubble messages.

He always sends you a 'morning' message and asks if you've eaten lunch or dinner every day, he's consistent at going live on YouTube every Saturday and he's endlessly sending through photos of food and his cats on Bubble which means Lee Know is not a man prone to 'flakiness'- it's all or nothing for Lee Know and he will stick with you through to the end.

And this is not even natal chart based, this is just my opinion- there is something about Lee Know's personality that is incredibly wholesome for a man his age...in his spare time he likes night-time walks and plays with his cats which to me is someone who enjoys the little things in life and a lavish and excessive lifestyle is not a priority for him.

He's not shallow and therefore he's not going to give you a shallow relationship.

ɪᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴛʏᴘᴇ…ɪꜰ ʜᴇ'ꜱ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ

Lee Know's sexual orientation is unknown so I don't know if he's into women but if he is...these are the physical and personality traits he would find attractive.

Physical Traits

(Focus on his Libra 5th House, Scorpio Venus and Virgo Mars)

Has to smell nice because Virgo & Scorpio are sensory motivated and would SIMP over a person with a signature scent...probably would like a floral and clean, fresh smell.

Scorpio's go for other Scorpio's so his ideal type probably would have Scorpio placements (Sun,Rising or Venus) and have a dark feminine aesthetic but still kinda coquetteish with the Libra influence.

Someone who has the duality of looking sexy in a black, skimpy dress with stiletto heels but also looks cute wearing an oversized t-shirt with no make-up and a messy bun.

Definitely a waist,arse and thighs kind of man is totally the type to get hot and heavy if you wear a sundress.

Personality Traits

A tsundere to the absolute max, you cannot get more tsundere than Lee Know so his partner has to be okay with his 'quiet love' style of showing affection and care.

Intelligence is a strong turn-on for Lee Know so his partner has to be smart and worldly, would be attracted to someone who has a degree or a type of tertiary education.

Lee Know was accepted into university for computer programming prior to graduating high school so he could find people with careers in STEM, engineering, environment, sociology etc quite alluring and attractive.

Preferable love languages to be acts of service, gifts and quality time...words of affirmation and physical touch are not a strong suit of his.

ᴅᴏᴍ, ꜱᴜʙ ᴏʀ ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ?

Lee Know is a switch with a heavy dominant preference and would prefer to be dominant 80% of the time.

I think even if he was in a more submissive mood...it would be more 'I'm yours and you can do whatever you want' energy rather than a complete release of control.

6th House Stellium= service/pleasure dom preference

Lee Know in-person has a very gentle and stoic presence (I've seen him live) and that would transfer to the bedroom so a SOFT DOM and much more soft and tender than the aggressively harsh sadistic dom persona Stays give him.

Whilst Lee Know can and likes being 'rough' in the bedroom, there is a difference in being rough and painful versus rough passionate.

Lee Know wouldn't be into the rough and painful 'you're just a hole for me to fuck' degrading type of sex.

Lee Know would be into the rough and passionate 'how many times can we go before we fall unconscious' type of sex.

There's a difference.

ᴋ!ɴᴋꜱ...ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀ ꜰᴇᴡ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇᴍ

Olfactophilia

The scent kink is WILDIN with this man and would be addicted by your natural scent and smell. Scorpio placements are primal in general and is the type to lick the sweat when making love and for his cock to ache as he inhales the sweet scent of your panties.

I can't get enough of your sweet pussy kitten, could bury my face here all day.

Would smell your shirt after wearing it at the gym as he doing laundry because you're his favourite fragrance.

If Lee Know didn't see you for a few days, he would spray your perfume on his clothes and wear your scented body lotion because the smell carries the very essence of who you are, who he loves, who he yearns for.

Clothed Sex

Buttons ripped, stockings torn, skirt tattered at the seam, smeared lipstick, heels on, the desperation and the need to fuck you so badly that he doesn't have the patience to take your clothes off.

That would drive Lee Know insane with desire.

Bend over kitten...fuck your legs look so good in these heels...I can't wait, need to feel how tight you are now.

Bonus points if you allow him to take photos of your ruined state afterwards.

Also...

You being naked whilst Lee Know is entirely clothed and the power imbalance and the DOMINANCE he would feel in that moment of you just being so submissive and vulnerable and trusting under his hands and body...

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[oc-aita]

Welcome to oc-aita!

This blog functions exactly like @am-i-the-asshole-official, except it's for the blorbos from your head only. You pick a scenario that happened in your story, and write it in the point of view of your OC of choice (which doesn't specifically means how other OCs view the situation, or what really happened). Then, they will be judged whether or not they're the asshole here.

The questions will come with a poll, and it follows the same categories as these. For easy access (although they are explained a bit more on the link), they are:

YTA = You're the asshole NTA = Not the asshole JAH = Justified asshole NAH = No assholes here ESH = Everyone sucks here INFO = Not enough information to judge.

Please, provide at least a bit of context! Specially if there's magic or other things that aren't from the real world, but also just. The context needed to understand the situation (or what your OC considers important/relevant).

I also accept fan characters, but I don't know every piece of media, so please clarify (in another ask) if they're from a specific media.

NSFW (tagged as "NSFT") is allowed, but don't get too explicit, if possible. I am an adult, so don't worry for me.

This blog runs on a queue! For now, the waiting time can be up to a week I think, but that's more of a guesstimate rather than a hard truth. You can also find your AITA posted the next day you send it, it really depends.

I will be tagging potential triggers as "[thing] tw", and mentions of these as "[thing] ment". If possible and needed, please put trigger warnings on your own at the beginning on your ask! Sometimes I can miss stuff.

I don't accept Alternative Universes AITAs only involving canon characters from media. If your AITA is about a fan character and it involves a canon character from that media (example, if your FC is asking whether they're the asshole in a situation involving a canon character), that's fine, but this only focuses on characters you yourself created (unless you are the creator from that book/comic/series/etc, I'm not going to stop you in that case:p). Sorry about that!

With this, we're nearly done. A few things, though: Unless they're tagged as "my own", the OCs and situations are not mine. So, don't send anything about them directed towards me. I will not post hate or anything negative directed towards the owner themself, and avoid telling bad things to the owner on the notes for what their character did. And please, don't take this too seriously, this is just a silly little blog for silly fictional characters! I will add the corresponding trigger warnings if needed, but these characters don't exist, and real people matter more than fictional characters.

Done? Then get ready for your little guy to be judged!

[ghouljams]

You are talking about König's social anxiety 👀. I have started wars over this. I do no think in any universe that König is the type of socially anxious where he outwardly shows at all. Like there is nothing in the cannon to suggest this. Like you said in other posts he's the type of man to give one answer responses and treat you like a nuisance. Personally I don't think he will try and bond with anyone because when he does suddenly he is overanalyzing everything. He has to rehearse to himself what he's going to say because he wants to show he can be something more then emotionally detached. Like I truly believe König is confident man who knows how to keep that anxiety to private moments. He's not going to stutter his words, he's not going to bow down to the slightest challenge. That man is brutal. For heavens sake he uses hammers to bludgeon his enemies and he laughs.

He'll mess up a lot especially in the beginning and early in meeting you he has had full blown panic attacks where he hides away hoping no one finds him. Or if you were FWB before he gets attached suddenly he's over thinking the way he use to treat you. Before he'd call you slag because he ment it now he kinda hopes you like him just as much. Of course if you don't... I don't know if the man will take a no. He's not gonna cry about it but you will regret it.

-hot mess rambler

(seriously the way people treat anxiety as soft boi who can't/won't fight back. Assholes can have anxiety too. Also you can't not convince me in a million years that an Austrian Colonel backs down at the slightest challenge and stumbles over his words.)

The man is a monster. He's gotten this far because he's good at his job and has the capacity for leadership. Colonel isn't just some nothing rank, König is commanding a legion of men, he's making tactical decisions, not just running into battle.

I've said before way in the Cowboy!König early days that he treats Bee like a mission objective, not like someone he's trying to woo. He's perfectly capable of being charming and putting on a nice face, but that's a mask he wears for work. He's not like that naturally. König is the guy that tells you the seat next to him on the bus is taken even though it clearly ISN'T. What are you gonna do argue with him? Not when he glares at you like that you're not.

Even with Liebling, she's a curiosity to him more than a person. Something he wants to own because he's never seen it before, someone who isn't afraid of him what an anomaly. His darlings become people in his eyes as he falls for them, not before. Yeah he fucking means it when he calls you a slag during sex, but three months later when he texts you from the airport that he's in town, and you tell him you're busy and can't see him, he's sending you a single "please" text and he MEANS IT. He will be at your flat. He's the worst.

He coaches himself on how to seem normal. He prepares what he's going to say to the people he actually likes, and hopes they follow the script. He is not going to cry about it, he's not going to take no for an answer, he is going to make these things your problem.

[crkstuffidk]

Before I start this I wanted to mention how it seems, atleast with the lore we get with Mystic Flours update that cookies used the beasts and their abilities, and eventually the beasts snapped and murdered many of them. A bit dramatic but I kinda see where they come from, I mean maybe they stopped doing the things cookies asked first but then the cookies started 'rebelling' idk anything better to call it, and then the beasts started murdering them. Anyways that's all I have for that topic now onto something quite different.

Warning for all you White Lily lovers and defenders, I am going to be complaining about pretty much everything about her, so please if you don't want to see this, scroll past, if your fine with it, do whatever, but this is my opinion so please don't comment stuff like how I'm wrong. Also I wanted to add this isn't ment to be targeting any of you White Lily defenders and supporters, I just wanted to express what I think of her, and its that i really dont like her. So with all that said, I'm going to go ahead and essentially hate on White Lily.

1st of all, Toxic Purelily shippers, I know not all of you are bad, and I haven't ran into any of you, but I've seen some comments on anything that ships one of these two with someone else, and it's kinda annoying, they say stuff like 'this is cute, but I ship Purelily' or 'purelily canon' seriously there's no need to bring that up, if you don't like it scroll past, if you do like it don't mention how you like Purelily better because whoever created the posts probably don't ship them if they are shipping either of them with another cookie, and they honestly didn't ask your opinion on it. Also back when the costumes first came out, a lot of purelily shippers used those as their defense that it's canon, but they just ignored that in Pure Vanillas costume description it literally says he was put under a love potion, that would make Purelily canon or not, a bit toxic, especially if White Lily knew he was under a potion control, cause that's just being a shitty friend either way. If she didn't know, I guess it's better, but still it makes Purelily somewhat toxic because now we don't really know if PV had any romantic feelings for her before the potion.

2ndly Her being Dark Enchantress, because I remember back before golden cheeses update or before it was confirmed she was DE many people wanted her to be DE, but now after GCs update, and that she's actually at fault for something(actually lots of things, bc she also caused the beasts to be free) everyone's saying she's not Dark Enchantress, and in a way their right, her body didn't become Dark Enchantress, but I'm pretty sure her conscience was still in DE, therefore she was atleast somewhat aware of her actions, and if you guys say she isn't aware because she was corrupted, you better act the same way with the beasts, cause generally, it's the same thing for WL and the beasts. Generally rn in my mind WL is to blame for quite a lot of stuff in game lore.

3rd, she got off the hook too quickly, literally everyone(not GC) forgave her for pretty much ruining their lives, She destroyed PVs Kingdom and is the reason he didn't remember like anything when we first met him. I can't say much with HB, but I'm guessing something happened that she's at fault for, Dark Cacao's son literally tried to kill him, because of her(yes it was the sword, but it doesn't take a fool to guess that the sword was made by her power) and Golden Cheese literally lost everything because of her. Then Elder Faerie died because she became DE and that caused the beasts to be freed, and then Dark Cacao's Kingdom is dying of a plague caused by Mystic Flour because the beasts were freed.

4th, She was let off the hook in general, this one is with the Witches though. Let's go back to what the beasts did before imprisonment, like I said earlier they were probably being used and got fed up with it, so they killed the cookies, still a bit dramatic but whatever, they didn't seem to be trying to fight the Witches they were just killing cookies, and they were imprisoned for eons because of it, But WL aka DE literally wanted to steal the others soul jams and actually (this is from what I recall) wanted to fight the Witches, or something like that, but the Witches don't do anything? That's just annoyingly unfair, DE wanted to actually fight the Witches but she got away scotch free, but the Beasts killed cookies(still a bit overly dramatic) and they get imprisoned for who knows how long, that's just kinda stupid.

5th, the power imbalance. The Ancients have half of what the beasts powers were, and at the beginning of the games cut scene we see that PV is pretty damn strong because if I recall correctly she stopped using her magic and actually brought her arm up to shield herself, therefore the black void or whatever was probably mostly caused by PVs magic. And thats half of Shadowmilks magic, Shadowmilk may have still been regaining his strength, but he still most likely should've atleast came closer to winning, rather than whatever happened in game(I'll admit though it was cool to see SM get this shadowy jester mask in the cutscene) and also the whole reason he lost was probably just to promote her costume, which is in general annoying.

6th, Shadowmilk was right, she's half a cookie, and could still become DE again, and I'm pretty sure she probably will, but she was given this power, which by is pretty stupid, because Elder Faerie I'm pretty sure used that same magic on SM earlier and he still died, so how was White Lily, half a cookie, probably still has a bit of corruption in her able to defeat SM with it.

7th, The Mystic costumes, they suck, they look like piss, and honestly weren't even needed. A Frost Queen Mystic costume would've made probably lots of players actually excited.

8th, the fact that all of the horrible events in the game were caused by her curiosity, I get that curiosity isn't always a bad thing, but the saying 'curiosity killed the cat' exists for a reason. She was way to curious about things she shouldn't have been curious about, and instead of listening to the cookies that told her to maybe stop before it's too late, she still went searching for answers, on that topic, why was finding out how they were created so important to her in the first place, literally why PV backed out before he went too far, she should've too. What happened to her was her own fault. She didn't need these answers they weren't going to be revolutionary for cookie kind, and when she got the horrid answer she became DE(which wasn't necessarily her fault because she fell into that jam or whatever) but she most likely still had some of her conscience while she was DE and instead of talking to her friends, who after being proven that DE was infact WL and were told the truth about their creation, they would've most likely sided with her. But she didn't do that, she decided to try and steal their souljams.

Okay I'm done now, I'm going to be honest I generally hate her with my whole heart, her designs cute, and her voice is amazing, but I really don't like her. I literally got her on one of my first pulls in her gacha and I have her turned off on the dashboard, I'm serious when I say I hate her. I'll say it again please don't come at me for this, it's my opinion, I'm in no way saying it's correct or anything like that, but it's my opinion I'm entitled to it, just as you all are entitled to yours, so I'm not saying you can't have your own opinion on her, I'm just saying what mine is.

[obey-me-disaster]

"I do not recognize the bodies in the water"

Synopsis: Would the brothers survive SCP-2316, known as the lake that creates the bodies of people the you know?

A/N: I took the liberty to add more stuff to the lake to make it seem more like a curse rather than an SCP

Also this is the first post of this year, I really am starting this year in pain :')

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As per Diavolo's orders 'The lake needs to be sealed with a powerfull spell. It is a danger to everyone in Devildom and we need to get rid of it as fast as possible'

When asked why, he couldn't divulge its nature to them since the curse of the lake would be 100% effective then. All he could say is "Try to stay at least 50 meters away from the lake at all times and if you see something in it, repeat to yourself 'I do not recognize the bodies in the water'"

It was hard to read his face since he tried to appear stoic, but to those close to him it was clear that he seemed almost regretful to send them on this mission. While they could't comprehend exactly what was so dangerous about this cursed lake they could at least understand that this is no joking matter, it was one of those rare serious missions.

Since leaving the Demon's Lord castle, they couldn't get rid of this weird sense of dread, like this task might be their last one. As they approached the lake they could feel something was clearly not right, but how hard can it be to place some magic seals? Those were already premade so they just needed to place it at the right spots and activate them.

It can't be that hard. Nothing will happen, right?

Lucifer- He survives

He was going to take the order from Diavolo seriously anyway. He isn't the type to play around when it comes to work, especially that this time he could feel that his life was on the line.

Placing the seals and activating them was pretty easy for the most part, at least until some wild animal, that was probably running away from a predator, knocked over seal that wasn't activated.

The seal wasn't too close to the lake, but it still got thrown like 40 meters away from the lake. He contemplated if he should retreat and report to Diavolo about the incident but decided against it in the end.

He retrieved the seal with ease and thought that was the end of it, at least until he saw something appear from the corner of his eyes.

His mind was screaming at him to turn around and see what was there. With great difficulty he went back to placing and activating seals.

At some point he couldn't avoid looking at the lake when going around. At that moment he realized what Diavolo ment and what the curse of the lake was.

In the water he could see Mammon's body floating like he was dead. He nearly dropped the seals. Deep down he knew that was not Mammon, that the lake was trying to lure him using this awful illusion.

He kept repeating the words in his head 'I do not recognize the bodies in the water' and a for a while it worked but the fact that he figured out the curse of the lake ment it was going to be more effective on him.

It started out slowly, with more bodies appearing and floating around. Levi, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor, MC and in the end Lilith.

He honestly wanted to destroy the lake right there and then but knew he couldn't. It wasn't the time of curse the could be destroyed without preparations.

The number of seals that needed to be activated suddenly seemed like it was never ending. More bodies appeared into the lake. Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon, Solomon, Luke and those of the angels he fought during the Celestial war. He swore he could hear them whispering, asking him why did he let them die, why did he betrayed them, why he leave them to end up like this?

By the time he activated the last seal he noticed he got too close to the lake. He could't recall when it happened and he wasn't about to think about it there.

Once he got home, he went straight to his room to listen to cursed records and drink some demonus so he could forget about all that happened.

Mammon- He survives, but it was a close call

He tried distracting himself from the feeling of impending doom by thinking about all the money he is gonna get from Diavolo once he is done with placing the seals.

Placing and activating premade seals? That seemed like a child's play but he wasn't about to turn down the oportunity to make money. It was a cursed lake not ghost, so how bad could it be?

At the begging everything was going smoothly, but the longer he stayed there the more the feeling like something wasn't right was growing.

While activating the seals, he dropped one of his rings and it rolled down 5 meters away from the lake. He didn't dare to move for a few seconds, thinking that something might come out of the lake.

Once everything seemed to be clear he went down the get the ring. Since it didn't go into the lake it should be fine.

He moved towards it slowly, looking around for any sign of possible danger. If anything were to come out of the lake and grab him he could easily tranform into his demon form and fly away.

The walk towards the ring while tense, was pretty uneventful. Nothing appeared to be in the water, and while the magic aroud it seemed to get stronger it didn't seem to do anything to him.

While picking up the ring from the ground he couldn't help but think to himself 'Is there really anything wrong with this lake, except the vibes it gives?'. His question was soon answeared when he looked up and saw MC's lifeless body staring right at him.

The shock of seeing it caused him to back away from the lake as fast as he could. Last time he saw them, they were playing video games at the HOL, it couldn't be them, right?

He couldn't help but stare at them, trying to find anything that would make it obvious that it was a fake.

The longer he looked at the body the more he got the feeling that he needed to go after it. It looked too much like MC and he couldn't bear thought of not doing anything to save, not again.

As he moved closer to the body his instincts were telling him to run but his body was telling him to go on. The body wasn't too far into the lake yet, so it should be fine for him to go in.

As he moved closer to it he could see that more bodies appeared but paid them no mind, or rather couldn't bear to look at them.

The water slowly got to his knees and then to his waist. No matter how far he moved the body seemed to go farther into the water. It didn't help that his instincts were screaming at him to turn fly as far away from the lake as he can while his bodie seemed to get havier.

He snapped out of his daze of getting MC's body back when one of the many bodies that appeared to float around made contact with him. At that moment Diavolo's words 'You do not recognize the bodies in the water' finally made sense to him and really brought him back to reality.

He transformed into his demon formed and flew up in the air, far away from the lake. Once he got enough distance he saw what body made contact with him and it made his stomach drop. It was the little girl that he saved in the human world and sends money to on a regular basis.

He stayed there for a while, trying to clear his mind. He really was about to die. If he went any deeper he wasn't sure if even his demon form could take him away from that cursed lake.

He slowly went back to the ground and started to activate the rest of the seals as fast as he could. He had to make sure no one else is getting close to that thing.

He could hear at the back of his mind the voices whispering at him to go back. He had an idea of what the curse of the lake was but since he wasn't 100% sure he wasn't as affected by its attempts of getting him back into the water.

Once he was gone he turned into his demon form again and flew as fast as he could.

When he got back at the HOL he went right to MC and demanded to stay with them. He wasn't acting as his usual self which got MC worried but he refused to tell them anything. He considered they were better of not knowing the full story of the lake for their own safety.

If it wasn't for the body of the little girl bumping into him, he would have died and he is well aware of that.

Leviathan- He survives, but it was another close call and he doesn't finish setting up the seals

He didn't tell Diavolo, and looking back at that decision it was a dumb move, but he knew what the curse of the lake was. It made an appearance in one of his game so he knew the full story about it.

On one hand he was happy because he really was about to see the place where some of his favourite scenes in the game took place but on the other hand...he knew what was about to come.

The more he stayed and thought about it, the popularity of the game was what made Diavolo take the decision of sealing the lake. So many demons approached this lake only to end up dead that it finally got to the demon prince himself.

Since he knew about the curse he was expecting to get the worst out of it and he was not wrong. Since the begging he could see bodies appear but he didn't dare to look at them. He only repeated the words 'I do not recognize the bodies in the water' as he activated the seals.

He kept telling himself that since he passed the levels of the game with ease, this whole ordeal should't be too bad. Creepy as hell but nothing deadly.

But the curse was getting the best out of him. He started to hear the voices of various people he is close to begging for his help or cursing him for letting them end up like that.

At some point it got too much for him and he finally looked at the lake and it was just as he expected. He could see his family and friend's dead bodies just floating around the lake.

He tried to tell himself that he did not recognize the bodies in the water but it was impossible. The more he did the guilter he felt. How could he say that when his best friend, his Henry, was there. Their eyes were without life but he still felt like they were staring him right into his soul.

Deep down he knew the bodies were not real but it didn't stop him for apologizing for being useless, for letting them end up like that.

His apologies didn't stop until he felt the cool touch of water around his torso. When he looked around he realized he was going into the lake, trying to reach MC's body.

His limbs felt too heavy for him to move or even turn into his demon form. He could feel himself sink into the water.

In a final moment of desperation he summoned Lotan to get him out of there and to his relief it worked. In a matter of seconds he was more than 50 meters away from the lake.

He ended up going back to the palace, he was all too aware that it would happen again if he were to stay there any longer to activate the seals. He didn't care if he was going to be called useless diavolo wouldn't do that but he wanted to live

Satan- He survives

Could sense from Diavolo's tone and from all the preparations that this was going to be a risky mission.

He also figured out what that this was the type of curse where the more you knew about it the easier it was to fall prey to it, which is why he stopped thinking about it.

Even when he arrived at the lake and started to place seals he kept his mind busy with things not water related. This was one of the few istances where the less he knew the safer he was.

He honestly found the whole situation ironic. He who thinks that the more you learn the more usefull you'll be now has to make the effort not to learn.

His strategy really worked for the most part. He was nearly done with placing and activating all the sigils when he caught a glimpse of a body in the lake and his curiosity got the best of him.

He could feel all the blood in his body freeze, but not for the fact that he saw one of his brother's corpse but from the fact that he understood what the curse was.

It only took a few seconds to connect the dots, and once he did he started to hear various voices in his head, telling him to go retrieve the bodies in the water of various people he knew.

He never thought there would be a time where he wished he would be as dumb as Mammon sorry mammon but here he was, trying to place and activate the last of seals while he could feel his anger and annoyance rise within him.

He nearly ripped one of the seals when some particular voices started to compare him to Lucifer, mocking him and reminding him that he will only ever be a copy of him, unable to save everyone.

As much as he wanted to study a curse such as this he deemed it as not worth it. Even if he were to actually get some new information about it, he had a feeling that the whole ordeal would more unpleasent than rewarding.

He had to make a stop before returning home, to let out all of his pent up anger and frustration out on some poor trees

Asmodeus- He doesn't survive

He honestly considered this whole thing an ordeal and he made sure to complain to MC during their sleep over the previous night.

Once he got to the lake he couldn't shake the feeling that something was really wrong about it. Diavolo's words 'You do not recognize the bodies in the water didn't help either'

He got a restriction of posting anything about it on his devilgram account but with how creepy the whole place was he would not have done it anyway.

He doesn't really look at lake, trying to stay focus on placing and activating seals. With the way they were made he could instantly detect that it was Solomon's magic.

During the whole time he keeps hearing noises in the forest. At first he thought it was a couple trying to find a seclude spot to fuck but since he couldn't feel any lust in the air he brushed it off as wild animals or maybe some fan trying to stalk him.

He honestly didn't plan to look at the lake at first but something familiar caught his eye.

He let out a blood curdling scream when he saw MC's body floating in the water. His mind couldn't help but think to the night prior where he complained to MC about it his mission...they couldn't have possibly come and help him only to fall prey to the curse of the lake.

The more he thought the more it made sense in his head. MC knew the whole ordeal and where to come, he heard noises in the forest earlier that must have been them no?

Panic was starting to set into his body, he had to get them out of there with some luck they were still alive, they are still there with him.

He couldn't care less if he ruined his outfit, make or hair in that moment. His thoughts were full on how to get them out of water and blaming himself for telling them about this task. If only he could have kept his mouth shut for once MC would be safe at home, waiting for him so they could start gossip together.

He tried to shout after MC but they would not respond, making him want to break down crying right then and there. He couldn't lose them, he could't imagine the one person he loves the most, the one person that loves for who he is and not what he represents.

Once he reached their body he left out a sigh of relief but said relief would soon disappear once he realised that there was something off about the body. It looked like MC and didn't at the same time, it was a thin layer of fog was covering the body.

He couldn't exactly see it...or rather sense it from a distance but the whole place reeked of mind control magic. While not the same as his charm it was still in the same family of magic.

Now the phrase 'I do not recognize the bodies in the water' made sense but it was too late. He was in the middle of the lake and his body felt like it would give up on him.

When he looked around for any way he could get out he was only greeted with the corpses of his friends and family.

He tried to fight as much as he could but curse was overpowering him and he ended up sinking into the water.

As he felt his body sinking into the water he tried to grab 'MC' s hand not as a way to save himself but as a way to find some comfort in his last moments.

If he didn't tell MC about his mission he would have survived since he would have had no reason to really believe that was their true body.

Beelzebub- He doesn't survive

He comes prepared with a lot of food so his hunger wouldn't distract him from his job. He could tell that this task was important so he wanted to be as focused as he can on it.

It honestly went well at first but after a while he got the feeling that someone was watching him but decided against looking. As along as he focused on the seals everything would be fine and he could go home to have a meal with Belphie and MC.

His plan went down the drain once he heard the whispers of Lilith. They were faint but there was no mistaking, she was calling for help.

When he turned around he could feel his stomach drop. In the middle of the lake, floating lifelessly were the corpses of both Lilith and Belphie.

They were both placed in such a way that made them look they died reaching for help, reaching for his help.

Without thinking he dived into the water to save them. This felt too much like the Celestial war. He couldn't bear the thought of not saving both of them. Not again.

As he got close to Belphie body he realized that Lilith's corpse drifted away and was out of his reach.

This felt like one of the many nightmares he had after the fall, where he could only save one of his sibligns while the other was just out of reach, but this time they were both dead and he was just trying to reach for their corpses.

He mind was too busy on trying to get both of them to realize that there was something wrong with the bodies.

As he was about to reach Lilith's body his body gave up on him and he started to sink, no longer able to move his limbs, let alone turn into his demon form to fly away.

As he struggled to get to the surface and as water filled his lungs all he could think was how much of a failure of a brother he was, failing yet again at saving his siblings. Even if deep down he knew, those weren't their real bodies.

Belphegor- He doesn't survive

He really wanted to refuse Diavolo but he knew he couldn't, especially that this didn't seem like the kind of job he could walk away from.

He had some ideas of what the curse could be but decided not to think too much about it, especially after hearing that if you know what the curse does it will be more effective on him.

He tried to get over with the whole thing as fast as possible. The whole place gave him an impending sense of doom that would not even let him take a nap.

He couldn't remember the last time he was this awake and he hated it. He couldn't wait to go back home to sleep. He could already imagine the way MC's embrace would feel around him. The thought of it somehow made him relax a bit.

While he couldn't really get sleepy he did get tired so he decided to take a break and gain some of his energy back. He had a feeling he should be as energized as he could while around the cursed lake.

If you were to ask him he couldn't really explain why other than the fact that he was on the edge.

Once he deemed he had rested enough he got up to go back to seal placing and activating but something in the water got his attention.

He rubbed his eyes thinking it was just his imagination but that didn't seem to be the case. There was a body in the water, one that look all too familiar even tho he hasn't seen in it ages.

He dropped to his knees and tried to think about it. 'I do not recognize the bodies in the water' is all he could think about.

He really tried to think he didn't recognize Lilith's body in there but it was to no vain. Her body was there, seemingly taunting him with the fact that she is indeed dead.

As much as he hated to admit he knew she was dead but it didn't make it any easier for him to look at it.

After he finally decided to just turn his back to the lake, the flash of ginger hair appeared in the corner of his eye and sure enough there it was, Beelzebub's corpse floating into the water. On a closer look he seemed to have reached for Lilith but in the end was too late.

This was too much for Belphegor. Diavolo's warning be damned he had to see with his own eyes that those were not actually his siblings. One looked won't hurt right?

He tried to go around the lake, in a place closer to the bodies so he wouldn't have to stay too long in the water.

Once the water got past his knees he could feel all his fatigue come back, even worse than before but he couldn't give up. Not when he was so close to see if those were really the corpses of his siblings or not.

When he finally reached them the water was aroud his chest, his limbs felt so heavy he was wondering how he could still stand on his own to legs.

He honestly wanted to laugh at himself once he finally got a closer look at their bodies. Of course those weren't his beloved siblings. Lilith has long been dead and Beel was probably working out or eating something.

He couldn't help but think how pathetic he was for falling so easily prey to such curse as he sunk deeper and deeper into the water.

Oh how he regreted not being able to say goodbye to everyone, but especially to Beel and MC. At least he will be reunited with Lilith now

[rat-rambles]

I have come to 2 realizations about why the gale and astarion girlies fight so much (girlie gender neutral and the drama has died down but I have thoughts )

1) astarion girlies date fems and gale girlies date masc and befor you say anything androgynous void people lovers are going for karlac or lae'zel. I realized this seeing a post about how gale is like the ideal man becuase he's like a book nerd and can some what care for himself and mind you my partner is like a gale clone down to the angry calico, but you know what my partner is fem very fem. So of corse I don't need that in my fansty I so of corse I see gale as kind of boring fem cat lovers with a book addiction are super easy to find unless your not dating fems. Trans men relate to astarion for a reason good fucking luck finding a fem with that dark, sardonic humor your likely to find a mean lesbian sure but that's more lea'zel you know where you can find a lot of that energy macs. Like all my cis men friends have that kind of cuting edge quipy humor that makes fun banter but can also come off as to mean. And astarion is like peak "I'm defintly not a lesbian becuase I like this fictional man" energy.

2) I think there's been a major miss communication between the 2 groups. Astarion girlies have that same dark sardonic humor as he dose and I think the gale girlies keep takeing us seriously. Gale girlies are like the sensitive. types that are like "I actually don't want mean friends it ends up hurting my feelings" and like astarion girlies think of mean there like " you think I'm mean boy have I got some one for you to meet (insert there own personal cazdor)", so of corse when gale girlies call astarion girlies mean or get defensive the astrion girlies are gona swing becuase likeing astarion also comes with craving violence and the irony is that I see the gale girlies being like why must we fight, and the gag is we don't becuse no one actually ment anything by it in the first place where just pokeing fun as a bit.

Of corse these are the broadest generalizations known to man but still

[spencemylove]

You're Beautiful ♡

A/N: Hey hey! This is my first written post on here, so please be kind! and enjoy!

Summary: a cute blurb about spencer praising you. (season 10 spence)

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader

Rating: mature (18+, minors DNI)

Content Warning: dirty talk, praise kink, oral sex (fem receiving), softdom!spence

It was a long day at the bau and you and spencer just got to the door of your apartment. "whats wrong lovely?" "its nothing, just a draining day." "ok, well lets get inside then we can talk." As you put all your things away and change into your pjs, you hear spencer in the kitchen making some cereal. "honey, what are you doing" you giggle. "pouring you a bowl of cereal! ik it always hits the spot after a hard day" you take a step back and look and your beautiful boyfriend and think how did you get so lucky. you sit down at the counter and start ranting about your day. "i just feel like people dont take me seriously and im not good enough to be on this team. like you are soo smart and here i am with only 5 years of experience in the fbi, and you know everything." he looks at you with those puppy eyes you love. "i dont know everything" playfully you pinch his arm. "you know what i ment!" he cups your cheeks. "i know. i understand love. But you have to stop overthinking it all! you are amazing, smart, beautiful, kind, and everything else that is good." he kisses you slowly. "thank you. and im sorry i just dumped all my shit on you." "its ok. we need to do that sometimes. do you know what would make you stop overthinking?" you step closer to him. "you." he raises an eyebrow. "oh really?" "mm hm"

Every time Spencer puts his hands on your hips, you fall in love with him all over again, and so does he. He kisses you with the greatest passion. He picks you up and walks over to the couch, places you down gently, and gets to work making you feel like the most important girl in the world. "y/n, may i?" "yes you may" giggling agian at spencer being so sweet. It just makes your heart melt. he takes off pieces of your clothing one by one with the softest touches. he is shirtless on top of you while you lay on the couch completely naked. he starts slowly kissing down your neck. then to your chest, he plants a few extra kisses there. then down to your stomach. to your waist. then finally your clit. you gasp when he kisses it. he looks up. "are you ok? want me to stop?" "no! you feel amazing, you're amazing." he smiles and gets back to the kisses. he moves down to your thighs while you play with his hair. he loves it when you do that. without any warning, he puts a finger in your opening. your breathing is heavy. he gradually moves his fingers in and out, faster and faster. "oh my god spence" he smiles at your moans "good girl taking this so well" he now has two fingers inside you pumping in and out, and using his thumb to make circles on your clit. "Spencer! you feel so good" your legs shake. you feel your orgasim approaching. "cum for me y/n, i know you can." you feel a wave of pleasure splash over you. you moan loudly while spencer helps you finish. he smiles, proud of what he can make you do. "thats my girl, good job. you did so well." you take a deep breath and smile back at him.

He sits you up, and cleans everything up while you put your clothes back on. after that, you feel so loved. he truly knows how to make you feel better. you lay your head on his lap while he rubs your back. he still is looking at you with those same loving brown eyes that are your whole world. "y/n, how are you feeling now?" he says with a smirk already knowing the answer. "amazing, you always make me feel amazing." you sit up. "i love you so much" he tucks your hair behind your ear. "i love you too" he stares at you without saying anything. "what?" "nothing you're just so beautiful."

[minlogy]

cheesy enhypen boys

author's note: i said i would post more during summer break but things got pretty hectic. and I was going to sleep and decided to post this because this cheesy line had been in my drafts for the longest time. @most-ment you have mocks rn and I'm not active but here you go. you got this!.

I hope you all are doing well, safe and healthy. much love from here 💌

HEESEUNG

"are you a bank loan? because you have my interest"

will giggle as he sends you this. feet in the air and everything. sends it during a serious conversation or something similar to that and just starts laughing because you tell him to take it seriously but he knows you're laughing.

JAY (this line started this whole post)

"madeline? more like mademine"

café date where you look at madelines and gush over how they look well made and you'll like to take some home. this dude just says this unprovoked trying to be smooth but you just roll your eyes at his antics.

JAKE

"if you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple"

trust Jake to attempt to woo you. says that he needs to do so to remind you how much he still likes you but he low-key uses you to test his jokes so he can run to Jay and tell him to use them on someone else since you've approved of them.

SUNGHOON

"i hope you know cpr, because you just took my breath away!"

says this at a blind date trying to ease the tension but fails. wanted to make himself less nervous but you didn't know whether to laugh at the joke or give him a compliment so you resorted to a simple, 'thank you'. was embarrassed afterwards and then at the end of the date you told him he looked rather handsome. went home with a smile on his face.

SUNOO

"are you sure you're not tired? you've been running through my mind all day"

asked Heeseung for advice because he knew he couldn't trust Sunghoon to give him solid advice on how to wiggle his way into your heart. did it work on you? partly. you were flustered, yes but you said something about how you still had a lot of energy left in you and how you're not running through his mind enough. sunoo was so confused.

JUNGWON

"if you were words on a paper, you'd be fine print"

worst line to use but everyone makes mistakes. some are just...more terrible than others. like this because what is this pick up line? he wanted to say something cheesy to get your attention while you were reading but you just showed him that you were indeed reading the fine print book and he just walked away.

RIKI

"did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?"

says this at the wrong time. practiced this all night and forgot to check the weather. only for him to say it indoors not knowing that it's raining outside. you tap his shoulder with a small smile on your face and tell him to look outside then meet you later. once he does, the smile drops off his face.

not proofread. thank you for reading 💌

[an-idiot-in-a-costume]

i made my own pokemon creepy pasta :D

I think you've all heard about those haunted pokemon game stories, ones about kids that commit suicide over a game song, or ones talking about a kid getting killed by a Pikachu on a mountain, but this, I think this was more than some hacked game, I think this was an awakening of some sorts.

About a week ago, one of my friends sent me a text message asking me if I wanted their copy of pokemon diamond, since they had just finished the game. I remember diamond used to be my dream pokemon game, but I never got to play it, so I decided to take it from them. I popped by their house a few hours later, mainly because we planned on hanging out anyway, and after we were done, they handed me the game on the way out, saying “I already deleted my old file, so you don't have to feel guilty about deleting it or anything.” After that, we said our goodbyes and I left and went home.

I was incredibly excited to play it, so the moment I got in my house I ran to my room and practically shoved the game into my ds, the game start-up was normal, the entire thing was, it was practically just like buying an unused version of the game. I choose piplup, and kept my eye out for any glitches or anything, just to make sure everything was just like a normal game and that my friend didn't just hand me a hacked game.

Eventually, I came to the 6th gym leader, Bryon, his steel type pokemon we're just a bit too over leveled for my team, so I went to a pokecenter to heal my pokemon, and just decided to talk to the other people in there. I came across an NPC named dean, he was your standard NPC that asked to trade pokemon, he said for a gallade, hed trade me a garchomp. I just decided I'd be a good training opportunity, plus a garchomp is a good pokemon, so I went and found a male ralts after a lot of hunting, and after lots of training and opening lots of poke balls for a dawn stone, I finally had the gallade that dean wanted.

After a bit of traveling, I finally got back to that pokecenter and went to give dean his pokemon, but in the middle of the trade sequence, a text box came up with his name on it, saying “no.” The screen went back to the pokecenter, and another text box of deans popped up “I don't want a gallade, why did I ask you for one? Why am I in this pokecenter? I dont even have pokemon to heal.” Dean then just shook his head and ran out of the pokecenter.

This was the only weird thing that happened the entire game, but I wanted to know something,was this just ment to happen? So I texted my friend who gave me the game.

Me: hey, if you went to the pokecenter by bryons gym, did some npc while you were trading with them run out?

Friend: nah, that npc is the reason I got a garchomp

Me: seriously? Because when I tried to give him that gallade he said he didn't want it and left

Friend: bring it to like game stop or something that's where I got it.

The only problem was that I was pretty far from the nearby game stop, plus it was midnight. I decided to just go in the morning and continue the game for now.

Everything in the game was pretty normal, no glitches, couple of shinies, but everything changed when I got to Spear pillar, suddenly the whole game was in black and white, and small red pixels were seen going towards where giratina would steal Cyrus, but instead there was that npc again, and a cut scene happened. The NPCs name box no longer said dean, it just said npc, and he was yelling, things like “why did you give me consciousness!?” And “I didn't ask for this!” I couldn't tell if he was yelling at arceus or giratina or a different legendary. But suddenly a glitchy scream came from my ds speakers, and the npc fell over, I went up to them and hit A…

“This npc has died, they're lying in a pool of blood and missing an arm and both of their eyes.”

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Please give me honest criticism on it! Id also love to know if you guys think I should post this on the pokemon creepy pasta wiki too!

[crossroadsnumber1doctor]

{ this post is entirely ooc }

Hello there! Welcome to this Roleplay Blog out of a million however you might have gotten here. First, something important to get out of the way before getting into the actual intro info:

i am not part nor affiliated with the official BOGGIO team, personally being just a fan of the game / characters, and therefore nothing of which I say or do here should be taken as canon, this is simply a roleplay / parody account of one of their / PHIGHTING!'s characters. I can't possibly know every single detail about, well, anything and will very likely mess things up especially since I don't have a twitter and therefore can't exactly access any twitter posts made about phighting lore and such unless it's directly shared with me. Most of what's here is either taken by Soda's tumblr QnA, the Official Phighting Wiki ( the fandom.com one is outdated ) or my own personal Headcanons.

If you're still here and would like to continue reading this intro then without further ado lets get onto it ( click readmore )

( this is going to be a very long post )

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This is primarily just another silly little RP / Ask / Parody Blog for Medkit from the game PHIGHTING! on Roblox. I'm not exactly the best roleplayer however and might possibly get a tad out of character from time to time if I'm not careful, which I do apologize if that ends up happening.

It might also take me a while to answer and respond to stuff due to the fact that I tend to like to think for a good while before deciding to do so ( or i might just straight up forget / get distracted in which case you are welcome to direct my attention back to it ).

I'll likely also send in some Roblox screenshots and such both IC and OOC. ( with something to differentiate which is which of course )

Although my art's not exactly the best I will likely try to respond with a simple doodle or drawing from time to time because well it's fun to do and I feel that it could make some things seem more interesting and such. :)

Most of the drawings and SS's here are simply my own but I will make sure to provide credits and such if I use someone else's stuff for my own purposes of course!!

Aslong as you aren't NSFW ( gore / graphic stuff is fine by me but will be tagged just incase anyone else isn't fine with it or is made uncomfortable by it ), Racist, Transphobic, Homophobic, A proshipper / comshipper, abelist, aphobic, zionist or otherwise just not really that good then I'm completely open to interactions most of the time! If I don't answer right away then I'm probably busy / distracted but I will try to get to it as fast as I can when I do notice it. I don't mind AU or OC interactions but try to let me know the context behind relationships and such beforehand!

I am relatively fine with shipping aslong as it, yknow, isn't bad, forced or a proship / comship or anything but due to personal preference and the fact that I do headcanon Medkit as Demiromantic I would prefer to take it slow at first atleast. I might also ask for reasoning though that's just out of curiosity if it's something I'm not familiar with.

The Mod / Blog Runner doesn't exactly take things too seriously most of the time and swears a lot so that'll probably reflect in OOC posts. I have pretty bad bad grammar / English aswell so if there's any particularly bad mistakes do make sure to point them out so I can fix them.

Not sharing the main blog for the time being but if you do recognize me then.. Hiiiii!

All in all, I am looking forward to interacting with this community and seeing what happens! :D

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Pronouns for Medkit - He / Him

Pronouns for Mod / Blog Runner - He / It / They / Xe

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Caution;

Do take in account that due to the nature and backstory of the character that this blog revolves around it will likely touch on some topics of extreme violence or atleast the aftermath of said violence, PTSD, Paranoia and Cults / Cult Life.

All of the above will atleast have an attempt to be properly tagged whenever directly mentioned / brought up. Please do let me know if I miss anything or need to use different / more tags.

More will be added to this if seen fit

Although for most of these I either have personal experience and / or tried to do excessive research about please do also let me know if I can do / portray something better!

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Key;

Normal Text in any way -> OOC

Chat + Italics -> Narration / Actions

" Green Chat in Quotations " -> Speech [ Italic Green Chat in square brackets ] -> Thoughts

Bold text in any of these likely just means that it's important or atleast that it should be a focus point. Small text will likely be less important or whispering / mumbling / in a quieter tone of voice depending on the context.

Will add more if needed

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Headcanons;

Suit / Main Reference made by myself.

If text too hard to or unable to read due to coloring here's the text left -> right, top -> bottom

Farsighted

Long Fur + Fands due 2 being blackrock born demon

Long, long-furred tail

Other than longer fangs nothing too remarkable about mouth

he / him under a transmasculine flag

Small Holes in gloves allowing unsheathed claws to stick out

Other;

Due to his current circumstances Medkit probably isn't really looking for love or a romantic relationship in the first place, nor would he probably be able to completely trust anyone viable for that position to get close enough or those feelings at the moment. That doesn't exactly mean he CAN'T but it's very unlikely.

Probably tired most of the time and all the caffeine from the coffee probably isn't helping. And back pain. Can't forget the back pain. This dude literally sleeps on a desk i cant imagine how that back feels.

Medkit usually doesn't let anyone other than the people he trusts on his blindspot / left side while idle and able just so that he can keep an eye on what's going on, frequently preferring to have that side closer to walls and other obstructions otherwise. Also likely so that he knows that someone would be watching on that side while he can't.

[ksqwildwest]

I posted 416 times in 2022

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I tagged 182 of my posts in 2022

#tales from the smp - 159 posts

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Longest Tag: 119 characters

#i will continue to have the character sheriff sherman in this au and i hope to carry on technoblades memory in doing so

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

A Morning Suprise

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"Mornin' John! I-" Connor cut himself off as he noticed that John wasn't behind the bar yet. Instead, Karl was sitting at the bar with a large white dog laying down on the counter top and a black cat on his head. Not the strangest thing Connor had ever seen.

He sat down next to Karl while eying the dog closely. Random animals weren't strange but you could never be too careful about the rabid ones. The dog glanced at them and simply nuzzled further into Karl's hand that was trapped beneath their body. Not even a huff. The cat, on the other hand, jumped over and started sniffing Connor's hands.

"Oh! Mornin' Connor," Karl chirped, "Didn't hear ya come in. Is Mason or Jack with ya?" He started glancing around as if the two wouldn't have bee lined for him the moment they showed up in town.

"Not this mornin', no." Connor told him, "really feelin' the love here."

"Oh! No offense, I didn't mean it like that-"

"I'm jokin' with ya Karl." He cut off Karl's apologie, "Mason and Jack have started asking the same thing to John when you're not down here in the mornin'."

"...Really?" Karl seemed to melt at the thought, ceasing his hands scritching. Connor's attention turned back to the dog, who seemed to be sending a displeased glare at Karl. He didn't even know dogs could radiate such disapproval.

"Yes, really. So, where'd these two come from?"

"I found them last night, they looked hungry so I gave them some jerkey. When I woke up, they appeared down here."

"Ah, so you've adopted them," Connor concluded. He looked back down to the cat, who was now licking his hand, and completely missed the flurry of emotions flash on Karl's face.

"Wait," Karl scoffed in confusion, "what do you mean?"

"If you feed a stray animal once, they'll expect you to do it again and hang around." Connor explained, "if you feed them once, they're yourse for life."

He'd ment it to come off as sarcastic, just because you fed an animal once didn't mean you had to do it again, but Karl did not take it sarcastically. Karl took it very seriously.

"Oh, wow. I wasn't really plannin' on it, but I guess it might be nice to have my own pets." He held onto the dog a little tighter, "I just got to figure out names for them, where they're going to sleep, what I'm going to feed you two," Karl's voice became the slightest bit shaken, "gotta make sure you stay safe from the coyotes, the sun, that you don't get trampled by any hourses, and-"

"KARL!"

Connor watched as Karl nearly jumped out of his skin. He was visibly shaking, and his breaths were a bit uneven. Yah, taking care of a pet was a big responsibility, but it shouldn't be that stressful.

Karl took a deep breath and mumbled what sounded like some kind of apology.

"Hey, don't apologize," Connor waved him off casually with the hand not being trapped by the cat, "something about this stresses you out. Want to talk about it?"

Karl almost said no one instinct alone. But a little voice in the back of his head was telling him that it would be better to get it off his chest then bottle it all up.

"I guess- I mean-" he searched for the right words, "I've lived With pets before but I never really owned any. I was never really responsible for any of them, other people took care of them and I only ever pet them. I just, don't know if I'm responsible enough to take care of a pet."

Connor really didn't know how being the sheriff of an entire town was less responsibility than keeping two pets alive, but if Karl stayed sad and worried, then everyone would get on edge.

He lifted the cat, who had climbed onto his hand at some point, and gently scooped them between Karl and the dog. Immediately, the cat started to groom Karl's face and hair, sending him into a fit of giggles.

Once the cat had finished grooming their face, Connor asked him, "What do you do when you don't know about something?"

Karl seemed to be taken aback by the question, "I try and read a book about it. If you can find all the answers with the right book!" He said it like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Connor almost laughed out loud at that. Of course that's what Karl does, why wouldn't it be his answer.

"Well, if you can't find a book, I'm sure you can ask Percy and Michael for some pointers. William would be more than happy to order some new books for you. Besides, you said these two were strays right?"

Karl nodded as best he could without jostling the cat from his head.

"Well, then however poor or well you treat them, as long as you show them even a little bit of love, it's going to seem like a luxury compared to living on the streets."

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22 notes - Posted January 23, 2022

#4

In the hidden town of Lazarus - A Poem

(I impulsively wrote a poem based off this au + didn't edit it so I hope you enjoy but I also apologize for any errors lul)

Hidden in a invisible fog, push and pull till it all breaks Just to restart every Sunday Never lost and never found But surround by those who have your heart

A happy sad tune for the one who went away A vengeful breath for the evil from outside The reversed cards helping the writer keep everyone safe And the lovers who just want him to stay

Hidden in a invisible fog, push and pull till it all breaks From the ground a book of strange ruins That the priest will gamble everything to solve soon Never lost and never found with the demons deal he takes

Everything is different and yet the exact same now The writer still stays up and the bandits steal But there's still something hiding beyond the fog It's has to be nothing this time, right everyone?

Hidden in a invisible fog, Preparing for nothing and everything Just to restart every Sunday Never know who might show up next But your surround by those who are your family

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I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, okay! "Hidden in a invisible fog" is such a good way to describe how the town is unable to be found by those who aren't lost and haven't been there before!

"Never lost and never found", YESSSS!!! Once you live there you can never be lost to death but you can also never be found if you don't play nice!

"A happy sad tune for the one that went away", BILLY! YES! YOU'RE REFERENCING THE SHORTS!

"A vengeful breath for the evil from outside", SHERMANS HATRED FOR BILLIUM!!! EAT THE RITCH!!!!

"The reversed cards helping the writer keep everyone safe" the writer is obviously Karl and the cards must be the bandits, but I do wonder why they are specified as reversed cards? I think I'm missing something here. No wait, the lovers are referenced in the next line. Are the reversed cards the pets?

"From the ground a book of strange ruins/ that the priest will gamble everything to solve soon" it's George and his book! The priests accidental summoning!

"Preparing for nothing and everything" and "never know who might show up next/ but you're surrounded by those who are your family"

.... I think you accidentally just foreshadowed the plot here and I'm honestly living for it!!! I can't say much more for spoiler reasons, but I must say that these lines can apply to multiple situations in the next couple stories!

27 notes - Posted June 22, 2022

#3

What if ksq!Karlnapity meet C!Karlnapity?

Thank you for the ask!

Oof, um, that... would be a thing.

There are a lot of different ways this could play out, but instead of any one single scenario playing out, I'm just going to write down the thoughts that each pair has about one another.

Jack and Quackity- if Jack and Quackity met before Q went through his casino arc, they'd click together instantly. Probably joke about "making out with their clone" and then actually make out with each other. They'd also be able to see through each other's 'dumb as a brick' routines and talk about their loved ones in Spanish. But after the whole casino arc, it's different. He'd see him as a kind of younger version of himself from back during the elections, playing the jokester and not taking life too seriously. Jack would also see Quackity as a younger version of himself, when he first left home and tried to make it big by working at a casino and treating every moment as a bet to be won. Their stories are very similar yet their personal growth took them in opposite directions. Quackity took things more seriously and Jack took things less seriously.

Mason and Sapnap- before the big fiancée fight, these two would probably get along like a house fire, but not right away. They'd both clash and challenge each other to a wrestling match and once they're tuckered out, then they start talking. The only real difference being that Mason is much more of an animal lover than Sapnap. They'd very much embody "two guys kicking back with beers, talking about weapons and pretty boys". After the fight, well, I'm not too sure. I think Sapnap could either decline the first offered wrestling match and Mason would ask why to which Sapnap would kinda just, word vomit everything that's wrong. Or, Sapnap would be full out trying to kill Mason on sight while yelling about the things he blames himself for, like "You should have checked in on him!", "Why didn't you talk to him?", and stuff like that. Mason, having no idea what he's talking about, "Hey, whoa! Do you- *doges sword* ya need ta talk about something? *doges tnt* I didn't do anything?!"

Karl and Karl- I'm going to call dsmp!Karl, Jacob, and ksqww!Karl, Karl. Before all the time travel stuff, they immediately make a book club. They just talk and talk and talk about everything and nothing and especially their crushes/fiancés. A bit nervous but they open up quickly to one another. After the Fiancés fight, Jacob is a little confused and concerned that Karl is dating two people, one of which looks like the guy who blew him up, but he understands that they come from a different time/place and is generally respectful of it. Karl is really concerned with how much Jacob seems to be forgetting, will his own memory get that bad? Karl does his best to peice together the story of who Jacob is, was, and what happened to him.

Overall, ksqww is looking at cannon like, "uh, do you wanna talk about anything? Or maybe put the sword down and stop screaming/crying at me?"

28 notes - Posted February 7, 2022

#2

Chapters: 36/? Fandom: Real Person Fiction, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Karlnapity - Relationship, Alexis | Quackity/Karl Jacobs/Sapnap, Mason/Karl Jacobs/Jack Kenoff Characters: Karl Jacobs, Mason (tftsmp), Jack Kenoff, Sheriff Sherman Thompson, John John (tftsmp), Percy (TFTSMP), William (tftsmp), Crops (tftsmp), George (tftsmp), The Priest (tftsmp), Michael (tftsmp) Additional Tags: Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Angst, up to date for now, ask to tag, i don't know what to tag really, Mentions of alcohol, this is mostly fluff with some angst sprinkled in, Cross-Posted on Tumblr, Web Series: Tales from the SMP Series: Part 8 of ksqwildwest Summary:

Okay, hopefully, this will be the place where I post all the shorts. If I can get it working. If I can, this is a collection of shorts from my tumblr blog, ksqwildwest. They take place all over the time line so have fun reading!

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For all of you unaware, I've posted both the shorts and the main stories on my ao3! Here's a link to the shorts, everything is in a series so you'll have no trouble finding the rest.

38 notes - Posted February 3, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I just heard the news. Technoblade will be missed by all of us.

May Technoblade never die by living through our hearts and memories.

Blood for the Blood God.

43 notes - Posted June 30, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[akgaereporter]

nct: taeyong and haechan's silly ass "scandals" recently

tldr: a week or so ago taeyong posted a tiktok with chaewon's "dododok" mistake and got so much hate from knetz he deleted it + a few members were dancing during yuta's ment at nct nation and people were calling them disrespectful for that but only focused on haechan.

so im coming to tumblr to rant because twitter stans are getting on my fawking nerves and i know everything i say on that hellish app is pointless because dumb btches will always be dumb btches.

honestly being an nctzen on twitter has never been enjoyable for an extended period of time because this godforsaken fandom is literally a homeless shelter for so many deranged chronically online kpop heads to beg for their pennies of attention. if we're being fr a lot of it has to do with the fcked up management of the group itself.. sm entertainment when i catch you in the streets ..

but recently the way two members in particular have been treated.. i cant even blame the fckass company for this level of degeneracy. yall just bitter and have an average screentime of 10 hours because how can you get so bored of supporting your fav you just start hating on them??? for no reason at all???

a couple days ago ty posted a tiktok with a silly remix audio of chaewons "dododok" mistake she made at a le sserafim's show on tour. that mistake literally went viral and basically all of the kpop industry laughed and copied it and called it cute, because that's what it is, just a cute little mistake we can giggle at and move tf on. the audio ty used was funny and created a trend that is currently going viral in korea.

instead of laughing, calling it a cute interaction, and going about their lives, knetz decided to wake up and be horrible people. what else is new bruh. of course big bad ty had an evil plan to mock the poor defenseless kim chaewon for her terrible mistake that deeply affected her..

please i almost kilt myself when i saw he deleted the tiktok. this is how jesus fans felt when he died like ty is quite literally an angel, his eyes sparkle and he giggles instead of laughing, how can you take him in as a person and still decide to actually bully him for next to nothing. like.. maybe you need to die idk.

and what gets me is the way they were acting like she said her dad died and he used an audio of that. its not that fcking serious dawg. she laughed at the damn joke herself and if they dont stop and pray that he privated the vid instead of deleting i will actually place a generational curse upon the families of pannchoa girls who cant keep his name out their mouth and I STAND BY THAT

and my bias, my boyfriend actually, my snookie ookie pookie bear haechan, god give me strength before i type this bullsht : during the last nct nation concert yuta started giving his ment in japanese, and some members at the other end of the line began dancing and messing around. they immediately stopped when ty motions them to. again, it isnt that fcking serious, but jobless neo investigators created discourse out of it. they didn't interrupt yuta or cause a fuss, they were literally just fidgeting around to pass the time because 20 speeches is a whole lot to listen to in silence.

but of course, its way more serious for nctzens, and furthermore haechan is the main evil villain of princess yutas fairy story. literally half the line started doing the dance but the only tweets getting likes included haechan's name. what the fck is wrong w these hoes seriously when i saw those tweets i thought they punched yuta in the face or sum. when i watched it i had a damn jaw drop at the audacity of these folk. they just keep getting worse at masking the animosity they have for their own favs, haechan in particular. yall claim to be his fans but jump on a hate train that isn't even 2 seconds old like.. are you even trying to like him? the video clearly shows the other members moving too, but somehow their eyes can only see haechans pretty little face and they just cant stand seeing him babygirling the way he did on the 17th of september 2023. it was never that fcking serious bitch, keep your nasty sticky keyboard fingers away from husband 1 and wife 2, i actually cannot stand seeing yall harass them for the stupidest pettiest shit this far and this many hits into their career. you literally know none of them have any ill intent behind the actions they do publicly, unless they say or do something outright offensive or malicious. so until they tell chaewon she's a stuttering ass bitch or roundhouse kick yuta off the stage, shut it up and stop using them for hit tweets damn

all of this just ties back to the fact nctzens are constantly watching THEIR OWN FAVS waiting for them to slip up. knetz chose ty and intlzens chose haechan. yall need to choose yourselves and get the fcking help you need because its not normal to hate on people you have a fan account for. be careful who you call oomf cause these fawking hybrid bitches got split personality disorders, all it takes is alt account and a dream. this is what happens when you choose silly idol boys instead of therapy and i mean that in the most helpful way

going to sleep mad asf smh

-also i was looking for taehyuck pics to put as a header for this post and i realized there's literally almost none?? hello?? haechan taeyong do yall even know each other?? not even a photoshoot or anything just some 10p quality debut pictures like damn haeyong nation yall are dead as hell 😢

[evansencezz]

RAREPAIR SHIPS WITH MY OWN OCS—🎰

notes: i know i know, basically non-cannon ships, slight age-gap, lots of queerness, also showing off my new oc updated personalities and pronouns if i did change them

—Astro x Aether: Middle children

—okay okay just here mw out on this one i swear

-so so they are around the same age, astro being older month wise

—but this is so obvious and cute to me like one day i was just like: “what if astro and aether dated?”

—also i changed aether’s sexuality to be omnisexual but with a prefrence for woman

—and i feel like they’re relationship would just be constant flirting but aether taking it more jokingly while astro being more serious

—and because aether only flirts with people that are more shy then him i feel like astro being extremely blunt and flirty towards almost everyone would make him shy and giggly

—*vine boom sound effect*

—oh fuck did i just drop faceclaims too yes i did

—yes lee felix has aethers face just shut the fuck up

—people when i mention that aether owns a whole ass casino: 😱😱😱🔥⁉️⁉️🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳😎☹️☹️

—yeah but support the movement of astro x aether for sex

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—Hiraeith x Tyler: Annoyed X severe flirt syndrome

—okay i know this isnt really a rarepair i just havent made a post on it yet

—but this AU is so fucking funny and i luv the mafia side of it like hiraeith is so fucking annoyed by his shit and he just blinks cutely

—hiraeith: “after this, i’m done with you!”

—tyler: “no ur not lol”

—but i feel like it would be her bickering half of the time and him just being un-bothered.

—please leave me alone this ship is so stupid

—oh nooooo i dropped my faceclaims again even though they arent as atturate as aethers and astros

—they are basically complete opposites or married

—tyler is so fucking stupid and touching i hate him

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DROPPING SOME OC HEADCANNONS AND QUESTIONS I GET HERE TOO;

—“what if akari just pulls a one eighty on us and tells us that everything that’s been happening in the main au is in someones head or not real.”- friend

-i would never do that to you guys and i cant just ditch my ocs like that bruh

—“what was the first ship you ever made?”-another friend

-KAI X THERIEAN LETS GO BABYYYYYY (it was akari x jiren)

—“what’s your most hated character?”- follower

-probably a tie between maya or arashi 😱

-justice for maya on my life bro she is my skrunkly meow meow and i luv her soooooo much :33

—“why do i write mainly either romance or depressing shit.”-friend

-because all my ocs are litterally emo and have trauma and i need something to balance that shit out also romance makes me lose my shit because romantic comedy is so fucking funny for no reason luv that stuff

-“hi! i’m new here, just to clarrify, akari the character isn’t ment to be like yourself insert or anything right?-follower

—nope! akari is just the name i’ve been going by for two years now. it’s also not my orginal name so yeah, i have a deadname ☠️

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HEADCANNONS;

Hiraeith-

-defentily would own a casino with aether and be a card dealer

-here’s some lines i think she would have;

-“who told you that? actually- no. let me guess, aether? i fucking knew it.”

-“this is all aether’s fault.”

-“well yeah, i was in prison for a while. not more then aether though, and mine was in rapture. i dont think they liked me that much.”

-“what the fuck did you do now?”

-“aether is older by three months..i don’t get too caught up on it. she’s a little stupid but i think she means well..I THINK SHE DOES..”

-“don’t take anything that moron says seriously. half of the absoutetle bullshit that comes out of her mouth makes me want to shove a knife down her throat.”

-“or maybe you just suck? ever thought about that?”

-her zodiac sign is scorpio btw

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Aether—

-like said before, he’s defentily my more morally grey character

-has a restraining order and DUI placed on him, to which he broke both lol

—very friendly and half of the stuff he says he doesn’t mean to be taken in the way it comes out as

-lines;

-“oh! you met hira’?? what do you think of her? yeah, she’s a little defensive at first but she’s a sweetheart. also, she sticks to a more..moral code then me.

-“hira’s bailed me out like six times at this point.”

-“guys, hiraeith is our sugar mommy what do you mean.”

-“what the fuck do you think it is? vodka and ceral, obviously….ha! no, i’m just fucking with you! HAHAHA!”

-“wha- of course not! i’m not that naive jesus!”

-her zodiac sign is leo btw if it wasn’t obvious

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Suimuki—

-the one and only the love of my life in the rogue au if u couldn’t tell im having rogue au brainrot

-she’s so funny in the rogue au though god someone help me im being strangeled

—defentily has nerve damage from carpal tunnel and SH

—hands and fingers dig into her collar bones when they are visible ong

—her hair gets all frizzy and her eyes go all big and panicky when something goes out of plan and gets extremely stressed

-has a crush on killian and its so bad bro

-lines;

—“did you need something? otherwise i’ll- oh..you want me to help you with reading? pfft-how old are you? what are you even- oh! wait-that’s one of my books! give me that!”

—“don’t fucking listen to jin, half of the actual shit that comes of her mouth is stupid.”

—“i wanna eat clean things so bad maybe its because i around constant dirt but my god .”

—“shits fucking wild omg”

-“this guy is just a big fucking asshole, huh?”

—“fuck you and your mother!”

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Ace—

—i luv her so much in this au oh my god

—litterally only cares that she gets paid and keeps the person whose misson she’s carrying out isnt shady

—main member of a rogue band

—likes rain alot but protects the person hiring her from it with an umbrella made out of magic

—her whole left arm up till her bicep has her mark of the arcane which has a vine like pattern and its a faint teal color

—lines;

-“all that matters is that i’m paid of my job, i dont care if you think my actions are appualing or not.”

—“i prefer to be more of a grey area, not many pepple like me.”

—“what- that’s not funny or cool at all! you-ugh! just on!”

-“godess?? seriously? i don’t think im a godess im just a adventurer..”

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Akari—

—ofc u know i had to mention my skrunkly menow meow :33

—she’s so cool in this au and mother ugh

—how did this become a headcannon and ship thing about rogue au what

—she defentily wasn’t expecting into get into a school uptop and freaked the fuck out when she did

—more relaxed in this au but can be serious when she needs to be

—defentily has been in prison multiple times :3

—avid wine drinker like how is her kidney not dead

-firm believer in chaotic yet influencer drumk akari

—her hair is way more disheleved and curly yet still long in this au she also has blue stripes throughout it

—also has both her eyes in this au but has a scar right below her left eye

-i luv her so much oh my god

-lines;

—“what, you mean like- uplanders? oh boy..”

-“hang on!” “well obviously, i don’t feel like being dragged down to hell just yet!!”

—“i blame all my problems on astro and they have no problems with it.”

—“whose the delusional one, now?? celeste is my favorite by the way!”

-“i’m not a bad person! i mean, i’ve killed like two people! but that wasn’t my fault!”

-“at this point, i wouldn’t be surprised if astro stole the document from me and said; “just kidding! of course they wouldn’t want you akari! your a downdweller!”

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[malewifehenrycooldown]

How much further can I push my followers into looking at images of cm punk for them to come into my askbox with furious anger and go ‘please for goodness sakes, talk about your blorbos for once and stop talking about this bastard.’