#TIKTOK CLOUTCHASE

[cloutchase]

[yarru]

I like to make fun of the pop up ads of the early 90s and 2000s. They were intrusive, ridiculous, and really worked off the model of "if we flood everyone's screen with ads *someone* is bound to click on one."

We learned how to block those ads. And yeah then came more. Mobile game ads are atrocious, but you can usually buy the game to get rid of them. Website ads suck, but you can get an ad blocker. If people know something is an ad, someone is going to find a way to block them.

But how do I block an ad when the ad is a person?

I don't really use Tik Tok anymore because things have just been feeling... off? A little too curated. A little uncanny valley for genuineness.

If I see a Tik Tok of a cute "candid" moment, I don't know if it took 90 takes to make. If I admire a cool indie artist for making short films in their basement, I don't know if they secretly have a full-ass production team behind them. When the person teaching me tips to clean my kitchen suddenly starts to push their viewers towards a specific product... I don't know if it's to get a sponsorship or not.

I hate questioning every single human interaction I see online as a possible marketing scheme. Even if the goal at first is clout, clout is a commodity that can be turned into money. And corporations know that.

I feel like we never left the era of having our screens bombarded with those comically intrusive ads. Except now instead of the ads being a bunch of boxes on your screen, the ads are the intimate lives of people.

And to be clear, this does not include sponsored videos. When a content creator tells me they can only fund their videos by playing an ad, I get it.

But if I don't know it's an ad, how the hell am I supposed to block it?

(Also side note: this does not include small businesses trying to promote themselves! Self-promotion is great and I love seeing that shit on my dash!)

[chubsieee]

“ive gone a whole 3 seconds w/o posting about cloutchase my flesh is melting off my bones” part uno

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[friedno]

this is messy but im #projecting (and giving myselfa break after 9 hours straught of working on ao3tube art) but anyway. everyone here has rosacea 100% canon and true btw.yes this was important enough to post alone.

[charactooling]

smug ass mfs, I wish them nothing but death

[twittypet]

[applejuiceyjuice-art]

next story event: the sites go to las vegas

[incorrect-cloutchase]

TIKTOK: How do you do that?

YOUTUBE: im fearless

TWITCH: I saw you run from bees yesterday, you flailed around and tripped over a chair, it was both hysterical and sad

YOUTUBE: im mostly fearless

[kitkat-the-muffin]

Remind me later to draw the new Barbie prison meme as TikTok and Instagram from Cloutchase

And by later I mean a couple weeks cause I’m very busy

[xhopelesslyromanticx]

Delusional - Lando Norris x Fewtrell!Reader

Masterlist

summary: In which the internet once again is fooled by your slightly overdramatic side. Rumors about Lando dumping you circulate but luckily the Mclaren driver is just as delusional as you are. Social Media Au

y/nfewtrell

Home

liked by kellypiquet and 60‘797 others

y/nfewtrell in my feelings bruh

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maxfewtrell did you take my hoodie?

y/nstans what why????

user567 sense a breakupppp

f1islife stunning

arthur_leclerc *plays taylor swift

user345 arthur what do you know

y/nandlan Lando didn’t like?!

user567 see his post? he seems completely unbothered

user898 Landos too good for her anyw

f1gossip you sound bitter

user787 i just always had weird vibes from her

f1gossip we‘ve met y/n and she‘s literally an angel

y/nfewtrell thanks means a lot

landonorris

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landonorris how I try to entertain

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user687 such a hottie

f1fans someone say unbothered cough

georgerussell63 I thought you were on a diet?

alex_albon he‘s abt 4ft tall he doesn’t need a diet

mclaren next week we back to veggies

f1lover wheres the missus

user789 y/n doesn’t attend most gps she goes to university

f1fans yeah but so do Alex and Kika yet they seem to be way more supportive

user789 I‘m sure shes supportive just maybe also focused on her on career?

y/nstans y/n not liking landos post has me scaredddd

maxfewtrell looking smug

landonorris thanks bestieeee

maxfewtrell

Paris

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maxfewtrell took the little nugget to paris @y/nfewtrell

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user578 she‘s so cute

f1lover peeping the papaya phone case

norrisandme yes also Lando liked! they goood

y/nfrance we met her yesterday and she seemed fine

arthur_leclerc the nugget in the big city

y/nfewtrell miss you archer

f1gossip my fave friendship

user787 why is she already flirting with guys when the rumors aren’t comfirmed

maxfewtrell oh god if you think y/n can flirt you‘re in for suprises

y/nfewtrell thanks maxie :) loved the trip

team_quadrant let’s go to Brazil!!!!

f1gossip

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f1gossip You guys know we normally don’t cover anything realitionship releated but it looks like Lando and Y/n are going through some crisis. She appeared on a tiktok crying after a series of mysterious tweets and instagram posts. Neither her or Lando have yet confirmed the rumors. But she has been absent from his likes and vice versa.

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user676 she’s making it obvious

f1fans cloutchaser?

y/nstans shut up

landonorris @y/nfewtrell care to explain missy

y/nfewtrell no i dont care to, peace out

user676 omg they commented

norrislove they clearly are clowing y‘all

maxfewtrell the woman cries like twelfe times a day and people still wonder?

landonorris twelfe is a little much, ten maybe eleven

y/nfewtrell I have my reasons this time!

y/nfewtrell

Austin Texas

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y/nfewtrell my lanlan. I formally apologize for being a lot to handle sometimes. I do love you more than words could even get close to explain. Thanks for being the best boyfriend and bestfriend. Thanks for pretending I‘m 21 forever.

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landonorris my world, anything for you 🧡

y/nfewtrell love youuu

maxfewtrell disgusting

maxfewtrell we all know she aint 21, plus he’s MY bestfriend

f1gossip we stan an overdramatic queen

charlottesine power couple

y/nfewtrell thanks chacha

user787 how annoying all that for such a petty reason

f1fans right i was relieved he had dumped her ass

y/nstans sad people you are, she clearly makes him happy

arthur_leclerc happy 21st I guess ;)

landonorris whats with the wink you twat

f1user y/n control your mans

landonorris

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landonorris happy 21st birthday to the most beautiful 21 one year old I know. I love you so much eventhough your overdramatic soul makes people assume we broke up every couple of months. I love you my angel.

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user676 21!?!?

f1gossip look at y/ns post

f1lover they have me dead

charles_leclerc isn’t she-

arthur_leclerc shut up charlie

maxfewtrell tell them!

y/nfewtrell thanks bean. I love you more.

maxfewtrell bean? cringe

kellypiquet such a beautiful girl

f1gossip so the whole drama reallly was bc she doesn’t wanna turn 22 hahaha

user67 she‘s truly overdramatic

f1 we love a supportive and delusional king

mclaren like a true gentleman Mr.Norris

maxfewtrell

Sao Paulo

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maxfewtrell happy 22nd second you LIAR, never thought Lando would go as delulu as you. Love you nugget.

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[cloutchase]

STRIFE BATTLECARDS!

(2/2)

[chaifootsteps]

Hi!! Same anon with a foot in the fandom and the shipping servers of hazbin here! (The one who told you about how everyone of the creative side that ISN'T always blowing steam up Dani's ass, HATES HER GUTS). Literally, SO MANY active people in the fandom have her quietly muted. Another fun fact, Husker//dust is actually one of THE MOST DEVISIVE ships in the fandom. Hazbin fandom is sort of broken up into ships. Husker//dust is the loudest but NOT the biggest: just look at AO3: Radio//dust fics: 2,024 Husker//dust fics:  809 

Val//vox: 583 Radio//husk: 504 It's not overwhelmingly more popular than any other ship.

Here is the issue, for as many people that ADORE Husker//dust, it is as many people's ALL TIME NOTP. I can't tell you how many creators i know who have had both the word and tag blocked for years (and have been PISSED the last year how the husker//dust people stopped tagging their ship because they were "sure it was cannon so everyone just has to deal with it."

It isn't just a petty ship war reason, most hazbin fans are very pro multiship. It's the fact that the spindle crew's love of husker//dust lead to all of the fandom's number 1 bullies and bootlickers to hop on that bandwagon. The husker//dust fandom is UNBEARABLE to interact with because it has captured all of the cloutchasers, Viv ass blowers, fandom police and 13 year olds in the greater hazbin fandom and put them in one place. It is single handedly the most toxic section of the Hazbin fandom. By having it blocked people like dani just DISAPPEAR out of your feed. (unless you also follow sto//litz) A lot of creators have had very personal negative interactions with the Husker//dust fandom and it soured the ship for them (even if they were once into it). They used to regularly hop onto other ships' fan art and say "do husker//dust next!" there was an OVERWHELMING wave of fandom harassment in 2020-2021 lead by people with husker//dust bios explaining why all other ships that weren't cha//ggie and husker//dust were problematic and bad (and they did this by harassing some of the BIGGEST artists and writers from other ships. Constantly. In call outs, in the comments of their works, using their ship tags, etc) Tiktok was FULL of videos making fun of all ships but Husker//dust while literally stealing fanart of creators to make fun of their ships. (examples of videos: a HUGE radio//duster's gorgeous ship art over a soundtrack of barfing noises or with cartoon edits of characters like sponge bob pointing at the art and freaking out about how hideous it is)

I see a lot of people upset with the art style of the new show, a lot of people upset about the voice actors, a lot of people upset about the direction of the plot but you'd be surprise how many people are okay with all of that but their ONE straw for dropping the series was 'if husker//dust became cannon or teased and I can't avoid it's fandom anymore on twitter' So tl:dr: promoting one ship after letting the fandom go unchecked and wild for 4 years wasn't the great show promotion they thought it was either. I think they thought it was THE favourite ship of the fandom simply because they are the loudest and most drama prone and because Viv only follows the accounts that idolize her and therefore ship Husker//dust because it was the 'most likely ship to be cannon compliant and GOD FORBID you ship something that isn't cannon or part of Vivzie's grand vison)

Well...shit! Looks like we're about to get Stolitz 2.0

Everyone cross their fingers and pray that the comparison ends exactly there, because if one of these characters extorts sex out of the other, I don't know what we're all going to do.

[friedno]

i am so very normal about my interests today (<- about to give cloutchase characters Pokemon teams)

[footytea]

it’s crazy how big this story has gotten it’s everywhere in the uk. it’s even just reached a large sports page on tiktok. laura really did her big one. but i honestly think they may be together like he follows the girl and she is always in madrid. also she’s genuinely a beautiful girl. but i guess we’ll never know

idk how many times i've had to say this but they are not together 😭

besides her constant lying and delusional moves, if they were really together she would respect him wanting to be private about that part of his life and she would not be cloutchasing because what she's doing is clearly cloutchasing, she saw an opportunity to promote her plt campaign and took it

tbh i don't want to get repetitive, constantly having to explain why they are not together, but any sane person would know that they aren't

[twittypet]

[applejuiceyjuice-art]

i assigned schools to the main cloutchase cast

MY TRUTH (additional info and other picks):

tumblr - death: He’s maybe the only one who would pick the emo school and also it’s probably the best school in the game. It can heal, stack, do damage, has decent HP, there’s nothing they can’t do. Although typically considered a support class, death wizards are very capable on their own. Tumblr would be the type to take the best class and handle himself. He might also be one of the only people in the main cast who knows anything about the game currently, and picked Death because of this.

twitter - storm: Twitter doesn’t really care that much about wizard101. He picked storm because it’s the strongest, but quickly found out that he can’t survive in a fight. I chose this because storm players are toxic and can be rude when they don’t get any support or if someone plays in-optimally, which I imagine Twitter would do. He might be trying to be a min-maxxer first time getting into it.

amino - myth: Whether amino knows anything about the game or not, they would deliberately pick the goofiest class which would be myth. You summon silly monsters as your gimmick. On that note, Amino would also pick the moon school and transform into a gobbler to fart on enemies. I think like 0.1% of players picked moon (my brother is one of them). My other reasoning for this pick is that nobody plays myth, so Amino would play it. Sure it isn’t a support class, but people actually play support while fire and storm are both considered better at hitting than myth.

discord - life: Discord is a people pleaser, and wouldn’t even come to the spiral unless one of his friends convinced him to. Because of this, he would be a support class to help them. Life is the only class that specializes in healing, which is similar to other games he might play. It’s more versatile than Balance because healing can be useful for anyone of any class while blades are only good for stacking. Death could be an interesting pick as it’s literally self sacrificial, but it’s healing is not as good. Life can learn the necessary support skills from Balance and Death while Balance and Death cannot learn life’s best healing spells or use them well. Life players are considered nice people who think for others and not themselves.

tiktok - fire/ice: So, I know there was a resurgence of this game on TikTok a while ago but I don’t actually think she knows much about the meta. This is based on nostalgia, so many kids actually specced into a secondary school, usually life. I personally was a fire student who spent training points on Storm as well as Life to cover my disadvantage and heal. As you can imagine this is a complete waste of points once you get to higher levels. I had the wooly mammoth card that i could only cast if i had max pips which was basically useless, but I did it anyway. That is TikTok. Except she is Ice school with a fire secondary. She might have life up to satyr, too. I could’ve picked another dual type but I think fire/ice suit her best.

insta - fire OR… death?!: Instagram is someone who can and will do everything by herself. I thought about giving her death for solo pve because of this, but I don’t think that’s her style at all. Instead I gave her fire because out of the three hitter classes, it’s the most neutral one. It’s balanced, and it’s not a support school, meaning she would be playing a leadership role. Fire is pretty good for solo pve if I do say so myself!!! I think fire suits her as a determined person as well.

twitch - storm OR ice: As a certified Gamer(tm) Twitch actually does know how to min-max the game and not be a little bitch about it. I mean sure she can get just a LITTLE toxic, but she would never fault other players for mistakes. Now I did say that death is the best all arounder, but storm hits the hardest and can sweep a match in one round the fastest, making it the min-max pick. I thought of this just now, but Twitch would have a second wizard that is ice for pvp. Ice is considered good in pvp for being an absolute tank and that’s kinda the main strat. I don’t play it so i wouldn’t know personally tho.

youtube - fire: Unlike Insta, YouTube picks fire because he’s a blaze firehammer type. Like many niches of YouTube, w101 is one that he never really looked into until maybe more recently with the TikTok resurgence and some other popular YouTubers diving into it. He probably thinks fire is cool and lively like him, and as a hitter school would always wanna show off his variety of cool spells even if they weren’t that good (me using Krampus Lol). He would’ve farmed Loremaster before the lame crafting update :/ and used any Loremaster spell even if it wasn’t his class. YouTube would pick the moon school for this reason too LMAO. He might have a storm or life secondary.

ao3 - ice: Ice has the highest HP in the game and like I said before, is the tank class. In a typical high stakes battle, Ice goes in first to taunt the enemies and draw attacks towards them, protecting their hitters and supports. Ao3 would be a protective type, and he’s pretty used to defending his library already. Even though ice is broken in pvp allegedly, Ao3 would only engage if it were to protect someone’s honor (or his own) lol.

wiki - balance: Of course wikipedia would pick the one literally called “balance”. It has no weaknesses and is not strong against any other school. Although it can hit sort of alright, the cards they get are kind of bad, as they need a lot of pips to cast anything decent. This may be because they specialize in blading, which boosts attacks and passes turns. They also have a little healing, so this combined makes them a support class. Wikipedia is not really a leader, even if we push him into that position, and would rather pick a supporting class instead. Similarly, balance can be pushed into the hitter position with a little setup.