#TMI Sorry

[rottenwolf]

Having to admit that I'm a monsterfucker when I have been for an unfathomable amount of time is embarassing, but like I have way worse things to be embarrassed about besides wanting to be ravaged by a werewolf thanks

[pupb4rks]

TMI about masturbation (mine, like five minutes ago)

As much as I’ve wanted to cry on someone’s dick I’ve never actually cried while masturbating until today. The cat (derogatory) has officially corrupted me. I don’t normally squirm around that much and I’m not usually super loud, but I got sick of my own moans and whimpers, I BARKED I FUCKING BARKED. anyway. I normally wouldn’t post this especially since the goddamn cat will probably see it, but I have nobody to tell so, (◇´Д｀ﾟ+｡:.ﾟＳＯＲＲＹﾟ.:｡+ﾟ´Д ｀◇)

[kneelingshadowsalome]

I’m kind of working through some tokophobia rn and honestly bearing children for Roman!König would fix it so fast. I need to give this man the cutest, chunkiest baby girls ever known to man. He deserves chubby baby daughters!!!! The domestic fantasy of him hunting for our little family while I clean and care for our daughters in the cottage is just perfect. I teach them to gather berries and clams and how to properly honor the Mother

Yes, look, I would die if I heard I was pregnant, any scenario with kids would be the end of days for me. But if König knocked on the door and said he wants to breed and raise a family with me I'd spread my legs so fast, no questions asked

[jmdbjk]

Jimin reminded me of something...

... he reminded me why he's my bias.

@j.m on Instagram.

And Namjoonie with the artsy fartsy appreciation on his IG stories:

[egberts]

so many first experiences today 😵‍💫

first ultrasound (on my arm to find a vein)

first morphine

first CT scan

[definitelynotourdino]

Stayed in my room all day drawing schmookie doing unspeakable things to each other

[jellypawss]

was in extreme pain and had to go to the er

i am constipated LMAO

but it's wild so like the pain went all the way up to my left ribcage and it was so bad i couldn't talk. I thought my spleen was rupturing or some shit (no pun intended)

[apesoformythoughts]

Of course my Uber driver, an older gentleman, was a practicing Catholic who has walked el Camino four times.

[clits-and-clips]

I think this is the longest i have gone without cumming in my entire adult life like wtf it has to be affecting my mental state lmao

[doonarose]

Hello fam,

Here's some TMI that I've spent the entire day spiraling over on the reddit chat but may as well therapize myself here too. Wait is therapize a real word... I did not know that.

Anyway - teaching week from absolute hell. Hours and hours and hours of on my feet labs and workshops. And then getting myself in a position where I had to mark prac write ups - 88 of them - in about 48 hours. Reckon it took me about 16 hours and it's mind numbing exasperating work because this is their first one - a quarter of them failed, some of them wrote the most incoherent bullshit...

That means my brain has been frazzled and fried since sometime Tuesday and by some oversight I neglected to put in my calendar that my parents were dropping their dog off at my house today to mind for a week. Probably because it's no big deal and not something I really need in my calendar.

Except I completely forgot. 100% out of my brain, gone, no idea it was happening until I got a text at 10.30 saying the dog had been dropped off and they were on their way to their airbnb where they've got a few nights away or whatever.

Now, worth noting, they did need to go into the house to drop the dog off, because this is the dog that, famously, escaped this same house a bit over a year ago, got smacked by a truck, was 50/50 on surviving for a long while, and cost them $6k to fix... so yeah, of course let yourselves in, dump the dog and lock the doggy door.

So a few things to know:

I live in a messy house at the best of times. Dishes in the sink, last night's plates still on the table, a bag of used tissues next to me on the couch, socks on the floor, etc. Like it's not gross rotting food or anything, but it's not the standard I like to show my parents (or anyone else). So that's a bit embarrassing.

Last night, because I pulled a 12 hour day of admin and prac marking, I fell into the too-often-fallen-into habit of having a decent slosh of vodka over ice with soda as soon as I got home at 8pm to turn my brain off so I could sleep before midnight. I left the half empty bottle of vodka on the table in the living room.

Also when I got home last night I took my bra off in the living room and left it draped across a chair.

Also, in a particularly lazy moment, I had left the eski full of water from almost two weeks ago sitting in the same spot in my kitchen which, yeah, okay, gross of me, but I intended to clean it up before anyone fucking saw it.

And you're probably reading this and thinking that it really isn't that bad so here's the real main source of mortification. Because I live alone and because no one would ever just drop in and because I've been busy and lazy and whatever. I also left my bright magenta sex toy besides the bathroom sink this morning. Where it had been since the morning before. Because that's a fine, logical place to leave it. And when I got the text I immediately remembered that because I saw it this morning when I was getting ready to go into work at 7.30 for an 8am zoom to the US, and kind of vaguely thought 'I should put that away' and then didn't. And didn't close the door to the bathroom because i only do that on hot days and it's been mild, finally, the last few days. And then when I got that text I tried to convince myself that my parents would have no reason to go into my bathroom, even though they would have obviously gone in the house and seen the above bad shit. And then I tried to convince myself that even if they had seen it, we would never speak of it and I would never know.

Anyway, I got home a half hour ago and my toilet door is fully closed, it's next to the bathroom door that remained fully open, magenta fucking rabbit in full view. I never, ever fully close the toilet door because it jams.

So anyway... may never wank again. Will, at some point, report on how I handle my face and soul next time I have to speak/see my parents.

If I die tonight, my COD will be mortification.

[just-a-critter]

Probably a bit of a TMI vent but I need to get this out-

I can't stand it when people make a personal issue between friends everyone's problem.

Recently had to break off a friendship because of personal reasons, and their response was to turn it into something that traumatized me. They then told someone who was completely unrelated to the drama, and let them fucking go into one of our friend's DMs and harass them, and let this person tell them they should fucking die. (This friend caught up in this because of a misunderstanding blown out of proportion, turning into the ex-friend saying they hated them despite them not... actually doing anything...)

This has been unbelievably stressful and the fact that they're making up lies about us and doing this while I haven't shared any of their info online (and will not do that, because that is shitty- I don't want them to be harassed) is just. awful.

I don't like having to worry if people are looking at my socials and laughing at me, if they're taking advantage of my hurt because they don't like me. I messed up once and now I'm the villain in their story.

I hate this.

[danny-pino-group-therapy]

X

[nat-seal-well]

I need to add more tank tops to my wardrobe how else will I be able to show off all of my tattoos

[j4r-of-flies]

suffering rn

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

i remember once seeing an ad for scar reducing creams and ended up deciding no that's not reasonable to buy if it's literally self inflicted. but because of this now being in a visible place (can probably hide until summer, but after it's too warm to wear long sleeves... oh gosh. :< ) I feel like I probably should do research on how to minimise scarring at least for visible cuts for the sake of others.

and maybe invest in a nice light summer cardigan :) you know those pretty lacy ones, I bet I could pull that off, and I've wanted one for ages so this might be my motivation :)

....I should also do research on how to hide them before they've healed, because I've got a simulation next Tuesday. If necessary I talk to the person running the sim and get permission to be in long sleeves for that

oh gosh why did I forget. I'll have to be in short sleeves for placement. oh gosh oh gosh I am an idiot

[leasagna-lea]

POV: Loid made you bladder kidney rinsing tea to help with your UTI