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What is it about pro wrestling that is universal? What is that binding thread that makes wrestling work in any country, anywhere in the world? On the surface, professional wrestling seems like a very North American thing; a type of entertainment that would only work there. But is has had successes on varying levels pretty much wherever it has gone. In some cases it's died out or is much smaller than it once was, but in most of those cases there are plenty of factors going into it. So what is it that draws people of all creeds and cultures to nearly naked people pretending to fight, and yelling at each other?
#Wrestling#AEW#WWE#TNA#NJPW#AJPW#Lucha#Lucha Libre#Wrestling Text#AEW Text#WWE Text#TNA Text#ANJPW Text#AJPW Text#Lucha Text#Text
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WELCOME TO WILLIAM’S WANTON WEARY WILES!
An impulsive, apathetic man’s misanthropic jams. An eclectic collection of futile dissensions, a pretentious pile of literary bile filled with self destructive theatrics and rectifying tactics and any other slew of showy words.
Welcome.
(Info under the cut)
*queue WTTH instrumental*
Hello boys, girls, neithers, boths, and in-betweens and welcome to William’s Wanton Weary Wiles, a Will Wood/WWATTW x CCCC AU! Consider this a masterpost. Note that this AU is still very much in development, and this post will be updated as things change/get added :] Also. being totally up front. I’ve never made an AU or attempted a story this complex before, so please bare with me if things get confusing! Feedback is appreciated ^^
Warning! WWWW tackles sensitive topics, but nothing foreign to Will Wood or Chonny Jash’s music. Appropriate warnings will be put in the tags of each post, but overall CW/TW for: alcoholism/addiction, mental health issues, suicidal ideation, manipulation, and (moderate) violence.
The WWWW AU story is very similar to the original CCCC album, but with slightly different themes and tone. It still follows HMSW after Whole splits, creating Heart, Mind, and Soul. However, each character and their dynamics + certain plot points (e.g the Juno incident) are altered.
Asks about this AU are extremely welcome! Could be genuine questions, thoughts, serious, silly - anything (so long as it’s SFW!) is great and will help me with making this a Better and Actual Thing :3
In WWWW each member of HMSW represents and is based off of a WW(ATTW) album. Each character’s songs are from their respective albums, and the story will be told in the form of a written series of covers of songs by WW/WWATTW (plus some visual pieces :]). These will be posted individually and linked here as they get released.
3/31/25 EDIT: The information above is somewhat outdated! The idea of having to write 20+ song covers has been kind of killing my motivation for this project, so I've decided I will only be writing the covers I'm confident and interested in. However, the full tracklist with notes on what happens in each song will be posted soon[ish] and hyperlinked here when it's finished so you all still get the full storyline :]
While HMSW still exist with the same vague concepts and color themes, they do diverge a decent bit from the original CCCC album and I would not consider them to be representations of canon HMSW (or of any real people, including Whole /srs). Ref sheets have been posted and are linked in each character's name.
Important overall info:
- HMS exists in a sort of parallel reality I’m calling Marybell (as a reference to Suburbia Overture as well as The Prescription). It’s a town within Will’s psyche that reflects his reality. It can change depending on his state of mind/current situation, and pretty much only exists to provide a physical space for HMS.
- Time loop!! Soul remembers every loop and knows the vague events that happen when Will is whole (though the memories are less clear than when he’s split). Heart and Mind don’t remember previous loops and aren’t really aware of anything when HMS is combined. Physical changes caused to any of HMS remain, even when the timeloop resets.
- LI does exist in WWWW! She’s about as significant as she is in CCCC and will probably get at least an intro, if not her own ref sheet at some point. I also have a sort of Darrell-equivelant which will probably get his own thing at some point as well.
Meet the cast:
All characters have multiple names which can/will be used interchangeably. I’ve included the pronouns I think the characters would use, but you all are welcome to use whatever you’d like for any of them. Run free :3 here are the posts with the ref sheets for each of them - info on its own is below:
William
Jimmy/Laplace/Cotard
Whole:
- Whole/Will/William Racheal McSprout
- In Case I Make It
- He/him (GNC Cis Guy)
- 23-24 years old across the album
- Works at a small grocery/general tourist store
- Makes music as a side hobby. Not that successful lol. He makes decent stuff though - within the AU, the ICIMI covers featured would be considered his original music.
- Spends his extra money on video games, alcohol, music equipment (sorta, though he mostly borrows shit and uses free programs), and serving cunt (fashion/makeup stuff)
- Not aware of HMS, though they’re aware of him. Mostly just feels a general sense of dissonance during splits, rather than Knowing the presence of these Multiple Actual Guys. Can’t interact with Marybell, same as HMS can’t (directly) interact with the “Real World”.
Soul:
- The Soul/Mr. Capgras/Cotard/Atlas
- He/it
- SELF-iSH
- Whole’s “self” - who he is at his core. His identity and personality at its most raw form.
- He’s the most in-tune with Will’s actual state of being (health, emotions, etc.) and considers himself to somewhat be William, just separated and with pieces of himself missing.
- Ultimate goal is to become a Happy Healthy and Alive Whole. Unlike in CCCC, the self-destruction is left more to H/M in this one .
- Knows he needs to get Heart and Mind to work together if he wants to keep William good and well, but he’s growing incredibly tired throughout the loops. He primarily experiences Will’s worst moments and rarely gets a break. Spends most of him life trying to get these. Fuckers. to get along and he’s so incredibly done with both of them. Growing distant, but ultimately does care about H/M on a personal level and really wishes they could all be happy together.
Mind:
- The Mind/Laplace/Al/Marsha/Apollo
- He/she
- The Normal Album
- Whole’s logic, as well as his self-control and calculated decision making. Doing his best to keep Will stable and often doing so to the point of burnout.
- Primarily tries to keep Heart in check, to the point of excessively trying to control it and Soul. Wants to keep Whole productive and functional by any means necessary.
- At the end of the day, he does want Whole to live a happy life, but (despite keeping up a facade of superiority and strength) fears Heart’s impulsiveness/ erratic nature and feels the need to over-compensate in order to keep Will safe.
Heart:
- The Heart/Jimmy/Vestal/Artemis
- He/it
- Everything Is a Lot
- Whole’s emotions, as well as his impulsiveness and indulgence. Sometimes joy-seeking, sometimes self-destructive. Often those two go hand in hand.
- Focused on breaking free from Mind’s controlling nature, trying to get her and Soul to “live a little”. Wants to allow Whole unbridled indulgence (in every whim and emotion, including negative) often to the point of self-destruction.
- Ultimately knows he’s wrecking Will, but finds it’s the only way he knows to soothe his suffering. He knows Mind is right about them needing to get their shit together, but finds him difficult to work with and listen to when he’s so excessively overbearing.
Tags:
Everything about this AU will be listed under the tags #wwww au and #william’s wanton weary wiles.
Additional tags (color-coded according to character): #William Racheal McSprout, #Jimmy wwww, #Al wwww, and #Mr. Capgras wwww
#chonny jash#cccc#chonny's charming chaos compendium#cj heart#cj mind#cj soul#cj whole#wwww au#william's wanton weary wiles#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms#ww#wwattw#will wood icimi#will wood eial#will wood tna#will wood self ish#tw alchoholism#absolutely no pressure but hyping this up and sending asks would mean a ton to me!! this AU matters quite a lot to me atm and I'm#very excited about it :3#not tagging this or any other wwww stuff under my text post tags bc I think it's a sorta separate thing#aughhh really hope this whole thing makes sense lol- been working on it for a solid week now (on and off) so my judgement has#become clouded lol#anyways uhh YEAH ENJOY :D#someday I'm gonna misspell wwww as wonton instead of wanton and look. rather silly#thank you to everyone who engaged with my tentative “does anyone wanna hear about my ww x cccc thing” post btw!! meant a lot and gave me#a lot more motivation to actually go through with this. you guys are awesome !!
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Cora Jade - TNA Sacrifice 2025
#Sorry that I don't post much on here anymore guys but I'm just more passionate with graphic making nowadays but here's a lil something#Cora Jade#Elayna Black#Brianna Coda#wweedit#tnawrestlingedit#corajadeedit#briannacodaedit#WWE#WWE NXT#TNA#TNA Wrestling#Impact Wrestling#TNA Sacrifice#TNA Sacrifice 2025#Gradient Text#My Edits
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this is what happens when ur friends with me and i get a new hyperfix i fear

LIKE OMFG I NEED THEM SO BADKY I NEED MCMG IN MY HOUSE NOW I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE IM LITERALLY SHAKING I START SMIKING WHEN IM ABLE TO TALK ABT THEM UGHTUFHDHDHSUSHDHRH
#I PROBABLY EVEN SAID SOME THINGS WRONG BC OF HOW MUCH I WAS SHAKING WHILE TYPING THOSE#TO THE FRIEND I WAS TEXTING (U KNOW WHO U ARE) PLS DONT HATE ME BEHAHAJS#OMG THEYRE JUST SO GOSH I LOVE THEM PLEAPSLEPALSPSLAL#ALSO HEY CROWN JEWEL LIVEBLOGGERS AAA ITS TIME#punkoween yaps#mcmg#motor city machine guns#alex shelley#chris sabin#wwe#tna
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most serious tna edit song: 'big balls' by 'ac/dc'
#unserious song to go with my unserious watermark/username#i mean it DOES sounf kinda liek him.........#im sgill so happy i got capcut im never shutting up about this#im so happey wtih how the mc text chat thing came out. Ack#falconer02#tna#the noob adventures#noob adventures#the n00b adventures#n00b adventures#gaylord_steambath#gaylord steambath#minecraft#mc#edit#video edit#tiktok edit#capcut#capcut edit
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not to be a ratings person but the jordynne grace crossover actually got nxt their biggest audience since the start of the year i'm crying 😭
#go girl earn those six figures for three appearances#honestly tho v happy for her. unfortunate that tna appears to maybe be dying for real this time but#text post
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This is going to be a great weekend for sports:
Tonight Fri June 6th:
NHL Stanley Cup Finals Game 2 - Edmonton Oilers vs Florida Panthers. Oilers already lead 1-0
WWE Smackdown
TNA: Against All Odds
Tomorrow Sat June 7th:
WWE/AAA: World's Collide
WWE Money in the Bank
UFC 316: Dvalishvili vs O'Malley 2
Sunday June 8th:
Nascar
#wwe#tna#ufc#nhl#nascar#yes my husband and I will be watching all of these - we're a big sports household#we just need more TVs!#i also absolutely hate the “text editing” in the mobile app - its trash#but I'm at work so can only use my phone!
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The PCO thing on TNA is actually one of the more interesting angles I've seen in professional wrestling recently, though something tells me that it's a work
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[ID: Twitter interaction. Twitter user The Real One (@wwerealone) posts a picture of wrestler Joe Hendry, along with the text "Bro what is so special about this guy that I had to see these corny memes for the past month [crying emoji]"
Verified Twitter User Joe Hendry (@joehendy) replies with the same picture of Joe Hendry. His icon is notably also that same picture.
End ID]
incredibly funny response
#we were channel surfing and ended up watching a little impact#and so obviously i texted my sister to say 'we are watching tna'#to which she said 'why' but after that her first response was 'is joe hendry there?'#and not two minutes after she said his name he appeared#i believe in joe hendry#wrestling
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I think the reason Tony Khan pisses me off as much as he does, is chain of events. When ECW and WCW went out of business, it was pretty common knowledge that to compete on a national level, they would need the backing of someone with a stupid amount of money. But those of us who had rejected the WWF/WWE product remained hopeful. Along came Dixie Carter, a non-fan who go conned, swindled, and worked by every self-serving carny of note from the past twenty-five years. Line, hook, and sinker, she was taken for a ride and the professional wrestling fans paid for it. Then along came Tony Khan, an actual long time fan. It was exciting, and it felt like there was honestly a chance. Then it turned out, he was the worst of long time fans. The message board mark, who thinks he knows better than anyone else, because he thinks analytics equates to creativity. I just want great national professional wrestling. That's all I want. I'm not loyal to anyone, and I don't give a shit about juvenile tribalism. I just want a product that I can enjoy. That's all.
#AEW#All Elite Wrestling#Tony Khan#Dixie Carter#TNA#TNA Wrestling#WWE#World Wrestling Entertainment#Wrestling#AEW Text#WWE Text#TNA Text#Wrestling Text#Thoughts
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It's been confirmed, I believe in Joe Hendry <3
Summary: The reader comes back to NXT after a month-long hiatus, dealing with some family stuff. Her first night back, the reader becomes captivated by one of Ava's new guys, on loan from TNA for a few weeks.

You make your way through the backstage area down at the NXT filming location for the first time in over a month. Having made this walk a million times before, you weave through the halls while catching up on a couple of texts Ava and Shawn have sent you.
You finally make it to the office and are greeted by an eager Ava as soon as you're through the door. "YN!" Ava greets you. "How are you? I am so glad that you're back!" She hugs you.
"Aw, I missed you too, Ava." You giggle and pocket your phone so you can hug Ava back. "It's good to be back, Ava. I missed work." You admit.
Ava lets you free from her embrace and begins catching you up on what you've missed this past month. She informs you that tonight a few of TNA's top male stars are on the show for a special battle royale.
"That's amazing, Ava." You praise her for her hard work. "Is the showing starting off with this battle royale?" You ask her.
"Yeah." Ava nods. "Come on, we can go down and watch from the curtain." She nods toward the door.
You agree and the two of you head down to the curtain. Ava chats with you about a couple more things that you need to be caught up on while you walk, but it doesn't take long for the two of you to arrive to your destination.
Some of your usual NXT superstars pass by once you and Ava arrive, and a couple of them wave at you. You smile at each of them, happy to be back on the job.
You are about to turn back to Ava and ask her about who she thinks is going to win the battle royale when someone catches your eye. Your gaze fixates on a handsome blond man with a dashing smile and puppy dog eyes as he passes by you and Ava.
"Ava, who is that?" You nudge Ava on the shoulder.
"Hmm?" Ava cranes her neck to see who you were ogling. "Oh, Joe Hendry?" She answers you. "He's one of the new TNA guys. Super popular over there."
You nod and ignore your heart's quickening pace. You and Ava settle in and turn your attention to the monitors on the wall. Your heart flutters in your chest again when Hendry strolls out onto the ramp with a microphone in hand.
"He's a Scot?" You ask Ava, your eyes sparkling with wonderment when Joe starts talking.
"Yep," Ava confirms and notices the look of intrigue written on your face.
Joe does eventually make it out to the ring and the battle Royale begins. Joe lasts about a solid 60 seconds before 90% of the other participants all toss him out of the ring.
"Wow." You comment. "Well, that was a short-lived performance." You joke with Ava.
Ava giggles and the two of you go back to watching the match. Je'von Evans ends up winning the Royale, so you and Ava wait to congratulate him. Je'von comes through the curtain and Ava greets him with a warm smile. You match her smile but get distracted when Joe pops up as well, looking less than pleased about things.
You glance his way and the two of you lock eyes. Your heart skips another beat as Joe starts heading over to you.
"Mr. Hendry." You greet Joe when he makes it to your side. "It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm, YN. Ava's partner and co-gm of NXT." You introduce yourself with professionalism.
"Pleasure is all mine, sweetheart." Joe grins at you. "I'll admit. I didn't expect NXT to have such beautiful women running the show." He compliments you. "I'm a huge fan of having women in charge. Makes things run so much smoother."
You laugh and shake your head. You've dealt with plenty of flirts in your time as NXT gm. But this Joe Hendry guy is trouble if you've ever seen it in a man.
"Thank you, Joe." You smile at him.
The tension in the air is palpable as you and Joe chat for a minute. Those puppy dog eyes of his drink in your body like you're the only person in the world. He licks his lips as his gaze returns to meet yours and you find yourself struggling to find something to say.
"YN?" Ava pops up at your side after dismissing Je'von and sets a hand on your shoulder. "How are you and Joe getting on?" She asks you. "And Joe, how are you liking NXT so far? I imagine you're a bit upset about being the first one out of the battle royale?" She asks Joe.
"Ah, it's no sweat, darlin'." Joe shrugs. "I'm used to being the underdog. Anyway, I'll let you two ladies get back to being in charge." He steps back, gaze back to being fixed on you again. "I'll be seeing you girls around."
Ava nods and you notice Joe flash you a wink as he walks off. You and Ava head back to the office and fall into catching up on work while the rest of the show runs its course.
"So," Ava prompts you while the two of you are working on your own stuff in the office. "You and Joe Hendry?" She grins at you.
"Ava." You roll your eyes playfully. "We had one conversation. That's it." You insist.
Ava giggles and looks at you over her laptop screen. "Sure, except you were totally eye-fucking him from the moment you saw him." She teases you.
"Was not!" You protest.
"Hey, I'm not judging, YN." Ava replies. "The guy is a total hottie." She admits.
You look up from your laptop at Ava and narrow your gaze at her. "He's a little old for you, Ava. Don't you think? Plus, don't you already have a boyfriend?"
"Okay!" Ava laughs. "Geez, YN, I'll back up off your man." She jokes with you.
You roll your eyes at Ava's antics and go back to what you're doing. The two of you finish up work and head out of the office for the week. You dig through your bag looking for your keys on your way out of the building, making a mental note of some stuff you'll need to get done before next week's episode of NXT.
You step out of the building and out to the parking lot where your car is parked. And as soon as the door shuts behind you, a sweet accent graces your ears.
"Well well well, how lucky am I? Running into you again, sweetheart?" Joe approaches you from his waiting spot a few feet from the door.
"I think I'm the lucky one here, Mr. Hendry." You reply with an amused smile. "Were you waiting for me?" You ask him.
Joe shrugs and saunters over to you. "Maybe," He licks his lips in a teasing manner. "I'm only in town for a couple of days. So why not take advantage of the situation and enjoy myself, right?" He explains.
"Oh?" You quip. "And how do you plan on enjoying your time here, Mr. Hendry?" You ask him.
"I can think of a few ways." Joe replies with a suggestive grin. "And please, you can call me, Joe, sweetheart." He adds.
You nod, loving the game you're playing with Joe right now. "Well, Joe." You smile at him, putting emphasis on his name. "I'm headed out for a bite to eat. You're welcome to join if you'd like." You offer.
"I'd love too." Joe agrees. "Just lead the way, darling."
Early the next morning and you are yet to go to sleep. The sun is starting to rise again, sunlight streaming into your bedroom from the window.
Sweat covers your body like a thin veil, your legs trembling involuntarily from overexertion all night long. Your bare chest rises and falls at a rapid pace, your moans muffled by the hand over your mouth. Your neighbors are usually getting up for work at this time, and you'd hate to let them hear your moans of pleasure through the thin walls of your apartment.
"Fuck, Joe." You let out a shaky breath.
"Yeah, sweetheart?" Joe's head pops up from between your shaky legs, his chin resting on your stomach gently.
Those adorable puppy dog eyes peer up at you with pure lust and adoration as he waits for you to ask your question. "My phone, please?" You beg, tired of listening to it buzz against the wooden floorboard from inside your discarded pants pocket.
Joe frowns, but fetches your phone from your pants and hands it over to you before returning to his comfortable place between your legs. You switch your phone on just as another call comes through. You choke as you read the caller ID. Triple H.
"Hunter! Hello! Good morning, sir!" You cough and frantically answer the phone.
"Good morning, YN. Sorry to call you so early." Hunter answers you. "But I have a couple of questions that I need answered sooner rather than later." He explains.
You bite your lip and card your free hand through Joe's hair, attempting to push him away from you while you're on the phone. "Of course, what can I do for you, sir?" You ask Hunter.
"It's regarding Joe Hendry from TNA." Hunter explains, and your breath catches in your throat.
"Joe Hendry?" You glance downwards at the man of the hour now looking at you with a shit-eating grin before going back to peppering the inside of your thighs with kisses. "What about him, sir?"
Hunter clears his throat, taking his sweet time to reply. And every second he takes a reply is agonizing torture for you. "We're thinking about getting Mr. Hendry contracted over to NXT for a few more shows." Hunter explains. "The crowd really seemed to like him last night. NXT drew a larger audience than normal bases off of just rumors. So we'd like to capitalize on that." He adds.
"Excellent idea, sir." You agree while also attempting to muffle a whimper. "How can I help?" You ask Hunter, eager to get this conversation over with.
"I'd like you to talk with Mr. Hendry and coordinate with him while he's on loan from TNA." Hunter informs you. "I'll email you the details later." He adds.
You bite the inside of your lip again, squirming under Joe's electric touch. "Will do, sir, I'll look out for it." You assure Hunter.
Hunter thanks you and finally hangs up the phone. You drop your phone from your hand as soon as the call ends and let out a sound that's a mix of a sigh of relief and a moan.
"So, looks like I'll be sticking around for a while, then?" Joe rises up and towers over you with a grin.
"Fuck, I hate you." You cover your face with your hands.
Joe grins and leans down, peppering your neck and chest with kisses "That's not what you've been saying all night long, sweetheart." He whispers against your skin.
You let out another sigh of content, knowing that this is about to be a long but very fun next few weeks.
#syd's wrestling fics#joe hendry#joe hendry x reader#tna#nxt#wrestling fanfiction#wrestling fanfic#wrestling fic#wrestling#x reader fic#x reader#i believe in joe hendry#tna wrestling
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exposing you based on your fav will wood/wwatt song (my longest post)
A lot of these have nothing to do with the song. They're basically headcannons lmao. My Blake Jennings is showing
No instrumental chnt except Rhumba sorry
i started this in June enjoy
EIAL
6up 5oh copout: its low hanging fruit to say you hate cops, and I'm taking it. You hate cops.
Skeleton Appreciation whatever the fuck: Covid RUINED you
Front Street: you like Heathers
Aikido!: how's that obsessiveness and inability to let go going?
White Knuckle Jerk: you also like nu metal for the same reason. (Its incredibly horny)
Cover This Song: same as Aikido but only with your exes omg do not text them they are assholes
Thermodynamic Lawyer: PLEASE take time to calm down when you get overstimulated I promise if you don't do anything abt it you will have such a terrible mental breakdown
Red Moon: YOU LISTEN TO MALE MANIPULATOR MUSIC STOP TRYING TO HIDE IT YOU CANT BE IN THE RADIOHEAD CLOSET FOREVER
Lysergide daydream: I honestly do not like this song at all so you get a pass (don't kill me)
The First Step: you're usually quiet but you know how to SCREAM.
Jimmy Mushroom: you're usually quiet but- I'm just kidding. You're always quiet
Chemical Overreaction: you're usually quiet but if- I'm just kidding. You are never quiet
Everything is a lot/dte: insomnia. I dont know why,but insomnia
Self-ish
self/ish: closet theatre kid
2012: fast talker to a not comprehendible level
Cotard Solution: turn off the v-sauce it is 2 am
Mr. Capgras: turn off the 🌽 it is 2 am
The Song With Five Names: you have incredible taste. You can't describe that taste, but hey, its incredible
Hand me my shovel: you were the only talented kid in your elementary music class
Dr. Sunshine is Dead: you love the smell of cigarettes
TNA
Suburbia overture: BPD BPD BPD BPD BPD BPD BPD BPD BPD BPD
222: your English teacher loves you (you're so goddamn gay)
Laplace's Angel: your English teacher hates you. How do I know? Because you can't pronounce anything (its la-plass-es not la-place-is)
i/me/myself: you have to beat off the fake fan allegations with a stick everyday
Wbtta: hey queen. How are those hyperfixations going
Outliars and hyppocrates: you spell the title wrong every. damn. time.
bbw: same as 2012 but holy shit triple it.
Marsha, thankk you: dyslexia and ADHD
Love, me normally: I get it. I'm not even gonna expose you. You already have it bad enough
Momento Mori: you are just SO quirky! (knives whisper things to you when you hold them)
Icimi
Tomcat Disposables: you'd shove photos of your pets in your friends faces even if they were dangling off a bridge
Becoming the last names: you either have wonderful parents in a happy relationship or your parents have been divorced for years and you will never relate to this song
Cicada Days: stop using self deprecating humor around the wrong people PLEASE
Euthanasia: this song is a masterpiece I have nothing to say about you.
Falling Up: WONDERFUL TASTE. AMAZING CHOICE. NO RECOLLECTION OF YOUR CHILDHOOD.
That's enough: you love Alex g you just don't know it yet
Um its kind of a lot: you either already love Scott pilgrim or it will happen. Its a canon event
Half decade hangover: omg twinn!! I have an addictive personality, too!
(I feel like this is a good time to say don't take these too seriously)
You liked this: ...what?
The main character: you can't relate to the song, you hate yourself
Sdrr: IF I SEE ONE MORE PERSON TAKING THIS SONG SUPER SERIOUSLY IM GONNA LOSE MY SHIT YDHZJABXV
Bfb: ur just a silly lil guy
Willard!: you're a therian. There is no human explanation to this.
white noise: you love pink floyd you just don't know it yet
Atkf: HOW TF DID I FORGET THIS ONE anyways you get bad habits (nail biting, staying up too late. Etc)
CHNT
Yes to err: you are still waiting for chnt season 2 BC you want to see what happens with Adam
Your body, my temple: I have a strong feeling you have a tummy ache right now
Venetian Blind Man: you love nobody sexually you just don't know it yet (this is a very ace choice idk why)
Rhumba of Death: you LOVE Halloween
When Somebody Needs You: Tyler the Creator is probably your favorite rapper
Live
Trww
Self/ish: You can't sleep if your room has the SLIGHTEST amount of light in it
10-4 6-up: unlike the original, you don't just hate cops, you hate anybody who can tell you what to do (your teachers are probably just trying to do their job. please)
Cotards Solution: you can't sleep without background noise
Dr Sunshine Lives!: You never get sick physically (mentally on the other hand...)
Where do you get off: omg the horniest of the horny. Gerard Way on stage levels of horny. Nine Inch Nails levels of horny. (Or you really like Umbrella Academy idk why)
Aikido: you can't relate to it. You hate everybody
Take a break grab some water this is getting long
Thermodynamic Lawyer: you have gotten kicked out of restaurants because of how loud you are
Front Street: WE GET IT. IT'S BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL.
Wasting away again: I am so sorry holy shit
Hand me my (x), I'm (y): you suck at algebra
The First Step: you wish you could do the AUGHHHHHHHH
2012: severe social anxiety
Mr capgras: literally the opposite of 2012 (live)
Chemical Overreaction: you know so many random fun facts
Fibrodysplasia: I'm not even gonna talk about your mental issues because I will be banned from this app (which is pretty much impossible)
Icid
Cicada Days: you also get a pass fuck I'm so sorry
The main character okay you ACTUALLY can relate to it
Icimi: OMG I LOVE YOU
atkf: you cry every day even if you aren't sad
Becoming the last names: please don't become a Disney adult
Vampire ref: LISTEN TO MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN PUTTING IT OFF AND IK YOU LOVE HOT VAMPIRE MUSIC
Half decade hangover: oh my god talk to somebody it'll be okay I'm so sorry
Tsw5n: you love the way he says "what the fuck"
Euthanasia: once again, ANOTHER PASS. IM SO SORRY I HOPE YOU'RE OKAY
Jimmy Mushrooms: You. Me. Marriage. Now.
Laplaces Angel: you listen to LitWTC
i/me/myself: you were trying to separate yourself from the normal i/me/myself fans
The first step: idk why but you REALLY like lemonade
skeleton appreciation day: you can NOT play any instrument
tomcat disposables: you love concept albums
White noise: unlike cotards, you need to sleep in SILENCE
Love me normally: arctic monkeys. that's all I have to say. idk what about them but, yeah
misanthrapologist: GAY QUEER LGBT HOMOSEXUAL FRUITY ZESTY ROMANTICALLY ATTRACTED TO PEOPLE OF THE SAME GENDER
Falling up: wonderful taste once again please don't become a Disney adult
thats enough let's get you home: you say "YIPPIE!!" a lot
And if I did: god made you shy because he knew if you weren't you would be unstoppable
#If this flops istg#wee woo#wwattw#wwatt#music#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms#william woodiam#the normal album#will wood reference#will wood music#self ish#everything is a lot#icimi
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taylor swift babysitting jeff jarrett's kids is the best thing i have seen on the internet all month
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Fantasy | A.S.
Summary: Alex Shelley. Possibly getting “revenge” on his girlfriend for something she did earlier to him. Or wanting to do something for her, trying out a fantasy she’s always had. Something she wanted to try out.
Little bondage with her tied up, unable to stop him physically. Only if she uses the safe word. But she’s intrigued by the act of overstimulating. And he loves watching her fall apart for him so making her cum over and over and over again is a thrill for him. Until she’s begging him to stop. But that only eggs him on more.
Some of that nice degrading you mentioned would fit nicely here. Especially as she’s telling him she can’t anymore.
Requested by: Anon
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Ashley tried to think of anything else besides the current, very much fantasized predicament she was in. Her hands were tied by some scarves to the headboard. A sleep mask placed over her eyes to keep her from seeing the menace she called a boyfriend wandering around in their bedroom. With her temporary loss of sight, she could feel her other senses heighten.
Touch was the first one she noticed to heighten. A couple of times, Alex brushed his fingertips over her nude body. She sucked in a breath whenever he touched her breasts or inner thighs. The way her pussy clenched around nothing as he traced innocent shapes into her inner thighs. A couple of times, he almost touched between her legs yet stopped just before.
The smell of a pine candle danced under her nose. A favorite smell of hers, the smell relaxed some of her muscles as she waited rather impatiently for him. Every time it sounded like he moved closer to her, a jolt of electricity ran down her spine. Alex was getting everything ready for a little fantasy she told him about during dinner months ago.
They were facetiming each other while they ate dinner. Even when they were hundreds of miles apart, they still tried to maintain some sort of normalcy. He was in his hotel room alone, and as expected, their conversation went to a more adult topic.
"Really, you want me to take complete control?" He asked with a smile. The crooked smile that ate her up on the first date. "Hands bound while you just scream my name over and over again? Maybe with a camera so I have something to remember you by for the road? I am a bit of a videographer. I make Instagram videos, and that stint I did at TNA..."
Her cheeks burned at his blunt question and rambling. The man was never one to be shy about this kind of stuff. In a weak attempt at a recovery, she challenged him. "And who exactly is saying that I will be screaming your name?"
"Hasn't stopped you before," he reminded her. Alex scowled when he picked up the phone. He received a text from Chris. Johnny wanted to have a discussion about their match tomorrow. They bid a good night, and I love yous before disconnecting the call.
Just as quick as the call ended, the conversation from that night was never discussed again. They had sex plenty of times after that phone call. Ashley figured it was just something to get under her skin. Until that night when he came home from the airport. When he took absolute control and she allowed him. Now she was tied up and at his every whim.
"Are you just going to stare at me all night?" She asked impatiently. A light arrogant chuckle escaped him. The bed dipped around her as he crawled towards her. His clothed bulge pressed against her. He thrusted against her. The rough fabric gave her little relief. She whimpered in response.
The question was left unanswered. Alex had all night. He bit back a curse as he felt his underwear get wet from her.
"So wet for me, already? I've barely touched you,"
A lie. A bold face lie that she was sure was now captured on the video camera he set up. He pulled back and rubbed his thumb between her folds. Ashley squirmed to slide away. His knees pressed against her inner thighs to keep them spread. The other hand placed on her lower stomach in an attempt to keep her still.
Her feet slid on the bed to find some sort of footing to slide away. Alex had only done this several times already. His fingers or tongue would delve inside of her to explore places that could unravel her. He was always so good at finding the places that made her unravel the most.
Ashley was shocked when he played with her longer that time. A glimmer of hope flashed before her clothed eyes. He was going to let her cum. She gripped the scarves that tied her wrists. Her hips thrusted upwards, almost with a mind of their own. A sense of pride had been thrown out the window long ago.
Chest heaving and breathy moans of his name. She was close. Oh, so close. Her head tossed to the side.
"Al.... Al.... No!" She cried out. His hand was drawn away from her again. Knees still placed against her inner thighs to keep them spread. Alex wouldn't allow her any relief.
The bed dipped at her side from the placement of his hands. A trail of kisses from her breasts to her neck burned her already hot skin. His teeth nipped at her sensitive skin just under her ear. "You called?"
"No more," she begged. "Please, no more,"
"No more, what exactly? This is your fantasy, and I want you to be very clear with me," he whispered. His teeth bit her ear lobe softly.
"No more teasing me, please. I want... need. I need you," she answered. His crooked smile was felt against her skin.
"And what do you need?"
"To finish, please,"
Her begging was music to his ears. He kissed her lips softly. With his lips placed against hers, he made a promise. "You will, baby, and I won't stop until I get every last one from you."
Ashley sighed in relief. Her body visibly relaxed under him. He smiled and kissed her once more to seal the deal. Another trail of kisses left in the wake of his promise. It wasn't long before he kissed the valley between her breasts before moving down to between her legs. His hot breath a sharp contrast to the wetness between her legs.
The tip of his tongue left a trail of saliva from her inner thighs to her pussy lips. He hummed at her taste. Alex pushed forward as he ate her out. Each lick and suck felt like heaven. She praised his name. Her arms pulled at her binds. Not being able to grab his dark locks was worse than she thought.
Nothing could quite compare to not being able to see him, though. The loose strands of his hair stuck to his face from her arousal and sweat. His brown eyes would stare at her as he ate her out. Cruelly, she was left to her memories of him doing that to her.
Alex enjoyed this. He enjoyed seeing his girlfriend unravel. A finger of his slipped inside of her tight heat. His finger and tongue worked in rhythm.
Ashley was close again. He could see the apprehension in letting him see her unravel. Her legs tensed around him. She bit her lip to concentrate on anything and everything else except her boyfriend.
"That wasn't nice of me earlier to tease you, was it? Go ahead, I'm here to catch you," he urged.
To prove this, he added a second finger. They curled together until he found her sweet spot. With her back arched off the bed, Ashley came hard. His tongue lapped up everything she had to offer him.
Alex pulled away from her. Left to her imagination, she knew his lips and chin glistened from her arousal. Tongue sticking out slightly to clean her off his lips. His hair was probably a mess. Some strands stuck to his face. His brown eyes wide with lust. God, she missed seeing him.
"Ready for round two?" He asked.
Before Ashley could answer, she felt the bed dip in different places as he removed his underwear. The last piece of clothing that kept him from being inside of her. The anticipation ate at her. She didn't realize that not being able to see him would be so agonizing.
The pity party of not being able to see and touch him flew out the window the moment his tip pressed between her folds. Ashley lifted her hips slightly off the bed. Anything to help him fill her eager hole. Alex pressed their foreheads together as he sunk inside of her.
Their names fell from each other's lips. A moan escaped her but was soon silenced when his lips crashed on hers. Hands gripped her hips tightly. The moment he bottomed out, he smiled against her lips.
"A little loud tonight," he pointed out. "You enjoying yourself?"
Ashley didn't respond. She didn't want to give him the satisfaction that she was.
"Guess not. I guess we can stop and-."
"No," she interrupted. Her tough exterior faltered when he pulled away from her. The tip of his penis was barely inside of her. Legs wrapped around his waist to keep him still. He watched in amusement as she shook her head.
"Say it," he told her.
"I'm enjoying myself," she told him quickly.
Alex kept still as her legs still kept him in place. He thrusted his hips forward slightly but stopped. Ashley moved her hips to slip more of him inside of her. Unsatisfied with her answer, he pulled back slightly. The grip on her hips tightened.
"Say it again, and this time, thank me for making your fantasy a reality."
The room was tense. She licked her lips and gulped. Her cheeks burned from the humiliation. The camera was going to catch all of this. Every whimper, moan, and beg that he pulled out of her. There was little doubt in her mind that he would watch this and remind her.
"Thank you, Alex, for making my fantasy a reality," she told him.
"And? Are you enjoying yourself?"
"I'm enjoying myself."
Something carnal woke inside the wrestler. Wasting little time, he grabbed her legs from around his waist. Her knees bent towards her chest. Ashley was obscenely displayed before him. Little time was wasted before he started to thrust again.
Their lips crashed in a heated kiss. The headboard banged against the wall with reckless abandon. His body held her legs in place. Feet wrapped at the ankles behind his neck.
A low growl escaped him as Ashley tightened around him. Her walls gripped his cock tightly as if trying to keep him in. She was so close to unraveling.
"Already? The night is just getting started. You were always so sensitive," he teased. Lost in her own thoughts, she didn't know what he meant by that. They usually stopped at two. Too far gone to even care, she nodded.
Once he hit her sweet spot, the coil in her stomach broke. She screamed his name. Her body shook as her second orgasm washed over her. His hips stuttered as he came inside of her. Cum pushed deep inside of her eager pussy.
The once noisy room now filled with their heavy breathing. He kissed her gently a few times. A typical thing he did after they finished having sex. Alex pulled out and rested her legs on the bed.
Ashley felt him shift on the bed. Still unaware of his true intentions, she figured he was going to clean her up a little before releasing her binds. Her frame immediately tensed when she felt something press to her clit. He slid the object up and down her clit. Before long, the unmistakable sound of a vibrator sounded. She immediately started to squirm and attempt to pull away.
"Alex, wait, I'm sensitive. No more," she whimpered. He didn't stop the vibrator. In fact, her begging made him press the vibrator harder to her clit. After a few seconds, he turned it off. Ashley was left a heaving mess.
"I told you before I wouldn't stop until I get every last drop from you."
The vibrating sound continued as did her pleas and cries for him to stop.
A week passed since that night, or Alex called the best night of her life. He was on the road again for wrestling. While out with friends, she noticed she received two text messages from him.
I watched the video. 😏
I think next time I should hold the camera for a better look.
#fanfiction#wrestling fanfiction#alex shelley oneshot#alex shelley fanfiction#alex shelley fanfic#alex shelley x reader#alex shelley x female reader#alex shelley x oc
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The Archivist's Guide to Raids
Raids are repeatable, multiplayer content that initially become available in the mid-game but are still replayed by end-game players. To play, you need the raid's associated rune in your inventory and a party of four players. If you don't have more players, you can queue to fill the numbers on the Party Finder.
You have to complete certain quests in order to unlock access to a specific raid, however you do not need to do them on every class. The single exception to this is for The Nameless Anomaly, which requires completion of its unlock quest on every class.
The list of raids and their unlocks are as follows, click the links to be taken to a guide for that specific raid:
Nest of the Grootslangs [NotG] (Realm of Light I - Worm Holes)
Orphion's Nexus of Light [NoL] (Realm of Light V - The Realm of Light)
The Canyon Colossus [TCC] (Breaking Point)
The Nameless Anomaly [TNA] (A Journey Further)
Joining a Raid
To join a raid, you need the right rune in your inventory and to either speak to the Raid Keeper or queue up via the Party Finder.
If you are level 65 or higher, you also need to join the Raiding Syndicate. This can be done at the Silverbull Headquarters in the Cinfras County region and southeast of Cinfras City and Letvus Airbase. While you're there, and if you haven't already, you should sign up for the Lootrunning Syndicate as well to save yourself a future trip.
The following are the required runes:
Nest of the Grootslands requires Az Runes (light blue symbol)
Orphion's Nexus of Light requires Uth Runes (darker blue symbol)
The Canyon Colossus requires Tol Runes (green symbol)
The Nameless Anomaly requires Tol Runes (green symbol)
Please note that Nii Runes (pink symbol) are currently unused for Raids and only have purpose in making Corrupted Dungeon keys or turning in for more Tol Runes. This may change in future.
Runes are consumed upon entering the Raid itself, not upon being matched with a party. If you encounter a bug or issue that doesn't place you in the raid after finding a party, your rune should not be taken.
Gambits
Gambits are optional challenges enabled in the ready up menu. They are the small diamonds at the top. They rotate out daily and more gambit slots are unlocked with a higher Raiding Syndicate rank. Up to three gambits may be active at a time, though there are four available in total.
A full list of gambits can be found here.
The Structure of a Raid
All raids follow the same basic structure: three sets of Instruction Room, Challenge Room, and Buff Room followed by the Boss Fight. While all raids have some room variety, some rooms will always occur. The specifics of these rooms are covered in the raid specific guides.
If you die during a room, you will be brought back in the next one but will receive fewer rewards from its completion. If you disconnect, you can rejoin but will be returned as a spectator until the next room. If you reconnect in a Buff Room, you can usually still choose a buff.
There is a timer for the length of a Raid, which will cause the Raid to fail if it runs out of time. I have personally never seen a Raid run out of time like this, so it is not something to stress about. Time does not tick down outside of challenge rooms or the boss, but that does not mean you can sit forever in one of the other rooms. After around five minutes of waiting, you will be moved onto the next room regardless of if everyone is ready.
Completion and Failure
A Raid is won once all phases of its boss are defeated. After this, text will appear on screen saying Raid Completed and all players will be returned to a playable state. Most raids will then warp you to the rewards room, however you may have to pass through a doorway to reach it in some cases.
A Raid is considered failed if too many players die, or a room's specific challenge is failed. The amount of deaths necessary to be considered 'too many' varies from room to room, however only one person needs to be alive to defeat the boss. Different rooms also have different failure conditions, with some having none at all. Please see raid specific guides for details.
General Raid Etiquette
The following are some tips for handling random parties and potential interactions with strangers, based on personal experience:
You do not need to speak in chat. Sometimes the most interaction between a party is a 'hello' or 'o/' in chat during the initial cutscene and a 'gg' or 'nt' at the end. Other times, there's none at all.
If someone complains about your build or playstyle, simply ignore them. You can also add them to your ignore list by using /ignore. I recommend using this function as liberally as the block button on social sites.
You are allowed to stop and read the instruction rooms. Others may be running on ahead or you may have someone walking you through it, but you don't have to follow their lead.
You are allowed to die, you are allowed to 'be useless'. There is no requirement to be good to join Raids.
The only 'requirement' is to try your best. If someone complains about that, that's their problem and not yours.
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