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Sam, placing a +4: I never remembered UNO being this boring.
Natasha, calmly adding another +4: That's because we played 17 rounds already, and you never won one of them.
Bucky, grumbling as he picks up 8 more cards: This shit ain't team bonding, it's more like team-breaking.
Pepper, sighing as she sets down a reverse card: Fine. Whoever wins this last round gets Peter cuddles for the rest of the night.
Avengers: *suddenly all determined and focused, glaring at each other*
Bucky, sighing: See? Team-breaking.
#platonic cuddling#elite peter cuddles#it can make AND break a family#dysfunctional avengers family#PETER IS AN ADORABLE CHILD#That said pls dont reblog as any peter x adult avenger kind of way#like please#he's baby how could u#incorrect peter parker#incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect marvel cinematic universe#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect tony stark#irondad and spiderson#iron dad#spider son#hinted atleast#incorrect natasha romanoff#incorrect sam wilson#incorrect pepper potts#incorrect bucky barnes#incorrect black widow#incorrect winter soldier#incorrect white wolf
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