#The Old Man and the Lisa

[jesusworesandals]

[thesimpsonsoutofcontext]

[dollkisses05]

What I need rn

[thekiteman]

TMNT ART

 Raph and Mona Lisa my beloved 

It’s very messy drawling

[dareduffie]

you know what i miss in movies. sincerity. authenticity. when scripts didn't spend their time being overtly self aware, lampshading all of their mistakes, and winking at the camera. when they told stories without a sense of spectator before they even hit the screen

[doll-elvis]

y’all- I just found out that this medallion necklace that we always see Elvis wearing in late 70s was made by Lisa Marie 😭

(source: Sean Shaver, who photographed Elvis’ concerts)

[romeowsstuff]

anyone down for a house discord server?? i need more people to talk about house to or imma be insane, drop users in replies or like message me on here.

update!!!

[gronkelart]

Prompt: and encounter between Arnold and Daniel Grind.

[negativecity]

look at them :)

[kittyissac]

OMG BRAD'S BLUSHING

AWWWW

[jesusworesandals]

[irregularbillcipher]

there is nothing that i personally enjoy more than the idea of the men in olathe having vague pre-flash connections to each other that they have no real way of knowing or remembering anymore

like nern’s wife was the overly chatty receptionist at terry’s cardiologist, but nern and terry have never realized that they're talking about the same woman when they tell stories of their pre-flash life around the campfire. birdie was friendly with olan’s wife because one of the hoyt girls was the same grade as joey, and they were pals, but birdie isn't lucid enough to remember the last name of his kid's friend, and olan never talks about his wife and kids and wasn't involved enough to have known the names of his daughters' friends, so they have no idea. geese has taught a handful of the younger party members, and the kids/younger siblings of some of the party members, but nobody who knew geese as "mr. thompson" is really gonna make that connection nowadays, and hell if geese is gonna say anything. a bunch of the guys went through ajeet's tollbooth every day on the way to work, but it was such a nothing interaction that they don't really remember him, and he doesn't really remember them, beyond a vague "he's got a familiar face" type feeling. fly and garth used to get into heated internet arguments over anime without ever knowing they lived in the same town IRL and their spirited discussions are always cut short by the other guys before they can place how familiar this back and forth feels

just tiny, tiny things that barely matter in the grand scheme of things, like "you were my neighbor and we never talked but the walls were thin so i always heard your old records" or "our sisters were friends but now they're both dead so we have no way of knowing" or "your favorite coworker was my wife but she’s not around to remember it." possible connections and even possible comfort, (being able to look back on some normal memories, having someone else remember a lost loved one,) but neither person having the context or being stable enough to realize or remember

[dollkisses05]

Yk it's bad when you’re describing your type and it starts to sound more like a father figure 

[sargeantgp]

indycar | indy 500 qualifying 2023

[wri0thesley]

wanted to think about a guy feeling guilty that he's jacking off to you because you're so cute and naive and wide-eyed and so much younger and sweeter and less damaged than he is, but unfortunately genshin hasn't given me enough old men to sexualise. so i'm sexualising zhongli pierro capitano dain corruption kink rn nobody talk to me

[july-19th-club]

lisa's toothy manic overly-wide 'oh my god can you please go the fuck away but i wont tell you to because i live in the suburbs now and i'm very polite' smile when dean shows up in s3. nobody has ever wanted to baby trap a man less and he's just sort of blindly and eagerly stumbling into a baby trap situation as if in some kind of romcom