#The System

[hello-casualbouquetcycle]

Go get it!

MBJ & LBH VS SYSTEM for the Danmei doods.

The System better count its days the moment these two find out what it forced their husbands to do. Thanks for the rq!!

[ID: A Scum Villain Doodle. The System screen looks up at Luo Binghe and Mobei Jun with a nervous (⊙_⊙;) expression as LBH grips it in one hand. The two of them look down at the system with dark and angered looks. End ID]

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Whumpril 2025 - Day 30 - "I'm not going anywhere"

He has made his desicion. Fuck off, System.

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[drivebypainter]

The system is rather mean to Shang Qinghua!

A doodle for @artsarasp ‘s very fun system possession au!

[bloodyfries]

So the system gives out coolness points at (What I'm guessing) is the end of the month.

This is great and all, especially if you imagine it happening in the middle of the night and it each individual message instead of compliling all of them. So just every last night of a mouth he's just laying there as they ding off

I feel like Binghe definitely worries about this at first but Shen Qingqiu probably (like the little liar he is (affectionate)) says it's just a ritual from his hometown. That's how he explains most of his weird behavior. Of course, Luo Binghe, being the good husband he is decids to do this tradition with sqq. It sort of becomes a little tradition of their own that sqq looks forward to, just some time where they can sit together and enjoy each other's company without worrying about their responsibilities. Sqq has long learned how to tune out the system by the time it becomes a established thing between them but then it's less about the system and more about spending time with his husband

[yoyowrites]

i was thinking abt the system and the ooc feature and the system's understanding of shen jiu. i think the system enforces shen yuan's idea of shen jiu. while the system knows shen jiu's past and somehow can access the original work (hence sy experiencing torture when he fails tremendously) but it (the system) doesn't understand sj's mentality. the main evidence is when sy gives lbh medicine and justifies it with 'sqq would want to maintain the image of a good shizun in front of nyy)

sy does get rid of the ooc feature pretty quickly so it's hard to know but i think the system enforces sy's perception of sj.

[bibookdemon]

The System is always watching.

It was on signs everywhere, just plain black text underlined against a white background. The lack of anything else always did the trick - so blunt that it chilled you to the bone.

Shen Yuan was hurrying along an empty street somewhere in the slums, hood pulled up with one hand and groceries tucked under his arm with the other. Rain was pouring down, but he didn't have an umbrella. Too conspicuous in the slums - it could attract unwanted attention.

After getting soaked through to the bone - who was he kidding, the sweater never fucking helped - he made it to his little house. It was an old flower shop that had been converted to living quarters. He'd bought it because it was the only place being sold for cash and with very little ties to the System. It had seen no modern technology in its life, so the System had no connections that way, though it was registered, so Shen Yuan had to be careful about keeping his paperwork up to date.

He placed the key in the lock, jiggled it a bit, and pushed his way inside, flipping the lights on. It was a relief to step into a dry area and peel away his shoes and outer layers. He looked forward to a long, warm shower after he got his groceries put away.

Shen Yuan dumped the bags of food and other essentials onto his island bar - originally the counter at which customers would pay - with a grunt, sighing when the weight was out of his arms. He had things going on with his body, but he couldn't risk a trip to any doctor. None remained untouched by the System. He couldn't risk it.

He stretched his back with a pop and resolved to use some of his nicer bathing salts because he deserved it after a long shop. He turned back toward the door to collect his wet socks and sweater to dump them in a laundry basket on his way to the bathroom, then stopped. A familiar figure stood there, eerily still, eyes glowing blue.

Hello, Shen Yuan. We meet again.

The System had found him.

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Futuristic world where society is ruled over by the System

SY is on the run from the System after hacking into it in an attempt to shut it down (it is destroying free will but no one will acknowledge the truth)

SY is about to be penalized by the System (killed, uploaded, brain used to test security)

SQH arrives and saves him! Turns out he's been leading a rebel group (turns out the group is just. SQH - but he had to convince SY to join forces with him somehow!!!) for many years to get rid of the System

They develop a friendship

The System manages to reveal to SY that SQH is its creator. SY is, of course, pissed the hell off

SY storms off in a fit of rage, which reveals their location.

SQH gets captured and nearly killed

SY has to save him

During the process of saving him he figures out how to end the System (with SQH's help)

And so society regains their free will and has to figure their shit out.

SQH and SY meanwhile lay low and have intense hate makeout sessions that they deem 'blowing off steam' (they're gays in denial your honor)

Yes I love Cumplane FIGHT ME

[r-biter]

Trying to figure out the 'system gets wifebeamed' aus actual plot is fascinating because the systems main powersource and its biggest threat is both LBH. If anyone could kill it it would be LBH but it can't exactly leave with SY so it would have to adjust to find a way where it can stay around without LBH wanting to kill it which given his attachment and possesiveness over SY seems halfway impossible. I know its fans are at full throttle tryna figure out how to manipulate SY and LBH into letting it third whatever the hell theyve got going on sustainably.

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Shang Qinghua: System System on the wall, aren’t I the greatest author of them all?

The System: Nuh-uh.

Shang Qinghuq: The fuck you mean “nuh-uh”?

[naehja]

SVSSS Prompt (Liujiu, possibly BinYuan) where the system has a bug and so the possession of Shen Qingqiu partly fail and so they have to share the body. One dau it's Shen Yuan, the day after it's Shen Jiu. And when one is in control, the other can speak to him and says comments.

Shen Jiu is extremely annoyed that Shen Yuan thinks he's a scum and says "and where are your proofs?"

Shen Yuan: I know I'm right

Shen Jiu: Whoa what a argument!! You must be a genious. You think you are right so it's obviously the ultimate truth. Sorry but for me you just say bullshit until you shows actual proofs. Wait..you CAN'T because there are NO PROOFS.

Shen Yuan:…

-Later-

Shen Yuan: Stop horribly mistreat Luo Binghe.

Shen Jiu: Horribly? You are aware that Liu Qingge beat the shit of his own students? But no it's me who is horrible. are you sure that you are not exaggerating things? I'm not coddle the little beast so i'm bad?

Shen Yuan: THE FAKE MANUAL!

Shen Jiu:…What?

And they do search and realize that someone has put fake cultivation manuals in Shen Jiu's stuff. But who did that?

Shen Jiu: SO?

Shen Yuan:

Shen Yuan: I'm sorry

-Later-

The mission happens while Shen Yuan is in control of the body and Shen Jiu is annoyed because of what happens. (being captured and half naked) and does sarcastic comments no stop.

Shen Jiu is in control when he saved Liu Qingge, with advices of Shen Yuan.

Shen Yuan is in control during the demons invasions and Shen Jiu is REALLY REALLY annoyed when he's poisonned, because it's his body dammit. And he already lost his body autonomy half of his time and now THAT?

Shen Jiu is in control when he wakes up and struggle to be correct with Luo Binghe but tries to because 1st) Shen Yuan doesn't stop telling him to be nice and is annoying 2) no way he'll waste food.

Shen Yuan: we could let him live in the little room in the house?

Shen Jiu: I'M NOT SLEEPING NEAR OF ANOTHER MAN, EVEN A TEENAGER!

Shen Yuan: He'll be in the other room

Shen Jiu: NO! I'll be putting him back in the dormitary and that's all! And what do you think people would think if i let a student sleep in my house and cook for me?

Shen Yuan: if the others doesn't bully him ok

Shen Jiu: i'll never coodle a student and i'll not start with him.

Shen Yuan! And Yingying?

Shen Jiu: ARE YOU GOING TO ACCUSE ME OF THE WORST TOO?

-Later-

Shen Yuan: Liu Qingge acts as a cat

Shen Jiu: Because he wants me to pay attention to him?

Shen Yuan: yes but also because he let dead magical beasts in front of your door, so we can eat good meats for our cultivation.

Shen Yuan: it means he loves you

-Later-

Luo Binghe got attached to his shizun, like really attached. Meanwhile Shen Jiu reconcile with Liu Qingge.

Shen Yuan always accepts food from Luo Binghe and Shen Jiu is annoyed because that's not correct to play house with a student. ("and that's me who is accused of favoritism")

When the conference happens, the system tells "Binghe must fall into the abyss"

Shen Jiu: He's a half-demon, right?

Shen Yuan: HOW DID YOU GUESS IT?

Shen Jiu: why would he have to fall into the abyss if he's not?

System: User, you'll have to push him into the abyss!!

Shen Yuan: wait if i calcule things…THE ONE IN CONTROL OF THE BODY WILL BE ME!

Shen Jiu: lol good luck

-Later-

Shen Yuan, actually in control: HE'S ALREADY COME BACK

Shen Jiu: SHIT SHE'S HERE!!!* after have seen Qiu Haitang*

Shen Jiu: Wait Liu Qingge protects me?

Shen Yuan: I mean yes? He likes you? He's a good shidi?

Shen Yuan: And what happened with the Qiu Family.

Shen Jiu *too busy to have a panick attack*

Shen Yuan, to people: ok put me in prison

Shen Jiu: NOOOOOOOOO

-Later-

Luo Binghe: *rips Shen Qingqiu clothes*

Shen Jiu:*PANICK ATTACK X10000000*

Shen Yuan: BREATHE!!

Luo Binghe: (i scared him that much?)

-Later-

Shen Yuan: I'm will detonate myself

Shen Jiu: THAT MY BODY!! LET THIS UNSTABLE BEAST DIE! FOR THE WORLD!

Shen Jiu: *is still scared by what happened in the prison*

-5 Years Later-

Shen Jiu, waking up in his body, in Luo Binghe's bed: ….Fuck *process to have the biggest panick attack of his life since he killed the Qiu*

Shen Yuan, wakes up in his new body: …wait did Shen Jiu is in his body? He's really dead? =(

Shen Yuan, learning that Luo Binghe kept the body for 5 years: Fuck he must be.

Shen Yuan, learning that Luo Binghe kept the body of Shen Jiu in his bed: OK THAT'S BOY NEED THERAPY!

Liu Qingge takes Shen Jiu away and Shen Yuan still sacrify to protect him when Luo Binghe arrives to the sect to take him back.

Luo Binghe is like "two Shizun, i'll take them both"

Shen Yuan: No, he's fucking terrified by you. I come and you let him.

Feel free to use this idea =)

[rhiangalaxy]

Shen Qingqiu is blowing up the System with his mind rn

[ID: A Scum Villain Comic. First image depicts Shen Qingqiu within the Water Prison, kneeling on the ground with his arms and wrists tied with immortal binding cables. He wears a nervous expression while the System screen next to him with a cheering kaomoji goes "Checking In." to which SQQ reponds "i'm bad". The next image depicts SQQ with now ripped robes holding his tied hands in front of him while Luo Binghe stands facing away from him in the foreground. LBH is holding his hands up to his face with a flustered expression whilst SQQ is looking at his back with a very confused expression and "???" next to him. A caption above them states "One Wife Plot Experience Later..." The final image is in a chibi style. SQQ glares at the system as it says with a smug look "Checking In" to which SQQ responds "i'm doing bad" End ID]

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Whumpril 2025 - Day 24 - Sensory Overload

[herbofthyme]

break it

[wyyvoren]

thinking about tumblr sexyperson system au animatic to Birdhouse in Your Soul. will i ever do it? absolutely not but man do i think about it

[bloodyfries]

Abyss crawler Au

So this is kind of a dnd x svsss au but not really The title is supposed to be a spin on dungeon crawlers but instead it just sounds like a nightmare fuel spider

So, after pushing his little sheep into the endless abyss, Shen Qingqiu starts really regretting his choice. Sure, Binghe should survive... but what if Shen Qingqiu’s plot changes somehow messed him up?! Maybe since it's a bitter betrayal that came out no where instead of one long coming, Binghe won't have the right motivation to get out???

So, the system, seeeing it's host despair so much, decides to use the last bit of its power to grant the protagonist a Shizun shaped guide... though the abyss has closed so it can't just chuck Shen Qingqiu in, and besides, a human wouldn't do good in the abyss

Shen Qingqiu is suddenly no longer at the closed abyss but rather in some kind character creator... wait, he gets to create his own vessel? He's so excited! Oh, but here's the catch, since the system is away from the protagonist he has a very short count down. We'll, he can't go into the abyss as some bald demon, so he picks the choice "Chose last requirement model,"

Part of him thinks it'll just make him so demon version of the original goods... instead it pulls a character out from... from a dnd campaign he did back in high-school. The only reason why he remembers it is because they got mess around with homebrew for their races and roles (you can probably tell I've never played dnd).

Ok, well that not to bad... wait, what's this about deleting his am memories because they'd make the plot too easy????

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Shen Yuan... he think that's his name, he's not sure how knows though... wakes up, not really remembering anything, on a hot stone floor... oh, wait, thats the ground. He picks up his staff and creates a small light spell... wait, he didn't remember learning that... how did he do that???

Well, it seems he remembers any knowledge he gained but not anything personal to him... Is that crying???

Shen Yuan walks over to a small human size dent (he knows he's not human but it's still in his vocabulary... perhaps he hangs out around humans?) in the ground. It's a kid (really, he's like 17-19 but he's still young...) crying, the kid is not human... Part of him thinks that anything in the endless abyss (is that where he is?) is dangerous, bit most of him want to give the kid a hug and pat his curls...