#They're just sitting in the hallway like bros

[stardustedknuckles]

I'm so glad I had a friend with rats that I got to play with. Mice show up in my house and I'm just like "sir you can't be here, outside with you" instead of freaking out while my cats turn into blood-seeking missiles and lose their damn minds. I just go get The Tupperware (I picked it specifically so I could see through it really well and get good photos of what I catch).

(that's not going to cut it if the big black rat snake comes back though)

[sturniolosass]

I..want you - C.S

In which Chris tries to handle a relationship that he’s no where near ready for, and you can’t have your emotions be toyed with…

warnings: swearing, feeling neglected, uncertainty, hurt feelings, talking stage chris.

ANGST, FAT ANGST!

Chris and I have been in this "talking" stage for around 3 months but the thing is stuff has been getting really serious and its gotten to the point where we've become so attached to one another that we see each other each day and sleep in each others beds, at one point we both spoke on marriage.. not like seriously about it but what we’d like to gain from it..if you get what i mean.

But this pass week somethings been off, I've texted, I've called, I've messaged him through DMs for christ's sake.. No reply..

So today I've been contemplating heading over to the boy's place and seeing what's been going on.. maybe he's sick, maybe he's down in a rut about something... I'm not sure but I need to see what's going on maybe I'll stop by and even find out they're out of internet or something.. I couldn't imagine the reason Chris would ghost me for 3 whole days.. He doesn't even seem like the type of guy to go talking to a bunch of girls, I couldn't imagine him being unfaithful to me, even though we're barely a couple to begin with.. regardless heading over there wouldn't hurt that bad... at least I hope not..

Getting dressed I head out the door sending chris one last message before I head out to his home.

Hey, I'm headed over, i know I wasn't invited so if you don't want me over or something just let me know...

I wait 10 minutes, No response

I grab my keys and head out the door.

Arriving I hop out the car to knock on the door, I'm greeted with Matt. "Yo! what's up, Chris should still be sleep but he's in the basement if you wanna wake em" he greets. "hey, yeah I've been looking for him" I speak. He let's me in walking up the steps to the living room.. I immediately head to the back of the house towards Chris' room, walking down the steps and then the hallway leading up to his door. I hesitate, thinking of all the things that could possibly go wrong when I turn this door knob.. twisting the door knob I'm met with a pitch black room.. a sleeping Chris laying flat on his stomach with one knee bent up north.

I just sit at the edge of the bed contemplating whether or not I should wake him and risk being greeted with his morning anguish.. Being the pussy I am, I just kick off my shoes and lay with him, picking his arm up off the bed and snuggling under it cozily.. He moves mumbling under his breathe inaudible words... I soon fall asleep right next to him..

Chris' POV

I wake up unexpectedly cuddled into y/n confused as to how she amazingly got into my room yet alone my house... Things like this genuinely annoy me, I've started to distance myself for some time now because of how serious we were getting, it began to really freak me out.. from the goodmorning messages to the worrying about my sleep schedule... things started feeling all too real. Don't get me wrong I really, really like y/n but us doing all these lovey-dovey things really scares me... aggravated I head upstairs to find out who the fuck just let her come down here while I was sleeping... Once I'm up the stairs I see Nick and Matt sitting at the dining room table, Nick editing, Matt eating cereal. "ouuu Mr. lover boy is up, how was you cuddle session?" Matt jokes.."Matt shut the fuck up, who the fuck- who just let y/n in my room and when did that happen? I didn't even go to bed until like 4 am so I know it was one of you fucking early birds" I ask angrily grabbing a Brisk can from the fridge.. "wasn't me." Nick blurts.. "who cares, its not like she was gonna murder you.. she said she was looking for you.." Matt explains.. "bro I was ignoring her for a reason.." I shout.. "well she's here now, what were you gonna ghost her something? did she do something?" He asks.. "yeah she's getting all weird and clingy and shit.." .... "like asking 'how my day was' and' if I slept well' and shit" I add... Matt looks at me weirdly "you mean caring about your well being? you're such an idiot" He gets up from the table heading to his room.. "GRAB YOUR FUCKING BOWL IM NOT YOUR MAID" Nick nearly busts my ear drums yelling at Matt.. "dude are you crazy?" I ask heading to the steps that lead to my bedroom.. "shut up bitch" Nick rolls his eyes...

Your POV

I wake up in Chris' bed alone.. not worried where he went I just wait for him to come back down the steps which is where I assume he went, starting to scroll on TikTok I hear Nick scream at the top of his lungs about 'being a maid' which I laugh at..

I then hear Chris heading back down the stairs, I hurriedly sit up fix my hair worried of what he'll have to say to me, then I start to think of what I should say to him.. I don't even know how I feel.. I wanna talk about us moving forward in our relationship but I also need to figure out why he's been acting all distant lately, I hope he doesn't think I haven't noticed.. because to be honest it feels like he has literally blocked me out of his life for the past 3-4 days..

He enters the room I stare down at my feet He walks straight pass me.. I look up. He heads straight into his bathroom... I flop back down on his bed..

Getting up from the bed I decide to make it, fluffing the duvet, tucking the sheets , fluffing the pillows.. Chris has been in the bathroom for around an hour now, I hear music, assuming he's in the shower, I clean a little more. Throwing away Pepsi cans and food casing from last night, I assume.. grabbing dirty clothes off the floor throwing them in his hamper... Suddenly I hear the water and music stop.. shuffling in the bathroom continues until Chris comes out in fresh love sweats and a black tank top, dropping his dirty clothes on the bed near his bed and heading over to his computer, I grab them and throw then in the hamper to which I assume irritates Chris.. "Can you stop!" Chris shouts... "wha-" I start to speak soon being cut off, "like you're being weird leave my clothes where I left then I didn't ask you to clean for me!" He adds.. "I mean what else am I supposed to do? You've been ignoring my presence sense I got here!" I shout back... "go home! I don't fucking know!" He replies.. "what the fuck is even your problem? like what have I even done for you to react this way to me cleaning for you?" I ask genuinely confused... He doesn't respond.. "hellooo" I speak in a questioning manner... “maybe i just don’t like you anymore and don’t need you to be here, i’m starting to even question why i did in the first place like you’re being so fucking annoying and clingy” he huffs… “all you do is bug me now gosh!” he adds…. I look to the ground genuinely hurt… it honestly makes sense, every guy i like always ends up ghosting me and it makes sense why at this point.. i can’t help that i am too “caring”.. apparently that freaks out a lot of guys..

“what so this is how you treat every girl you like? or liked?” i ask.

"I was ready to drop everything and be your girlfriend, in fact my plan today was to come ask you to be with me..I was ready for everyone to know how we've been these pass few months and not give a fuck what any hater or 'fan has to say.." I say holding back emotions.. "I never said I was ready for that, I never spoke on being together like that" He speaks.. "So what? we were just gonna be 'talking' for however long?" I ask. No response.. He just continues to stare at his computer screen. I just look back and sit down on his bed. blinking back tears.. He stares at the computer screen, nothing on it, not scrolling, no video, no music, nothing... Just staring, deep in thought...

We sit in silence for around 10 minutes before I speak again

"Chris?, can you say something? because I've done nothing but try to keep things working between us.. You've ignored me for almost 3 days when before you'd message me everyday 'How are you' , 'come over' , 'when are you free' , 'lets see a movie' , 'lets hang out before I leave for Boston.' " I count off examples.. "I just don’t get how we can go from something so good.. or what I thought was good, to you completely ignoring my existence." I add.. He continues to stare at the blank screen, until.. "I don't know okay, I just feel weird when I'm around you? you're always so caring and shit like that freaks me the fuck out..." he breaks silence. "I never feel this deep of feelings for anything, its fucking annoying.." He adds... "Well, I care about you.. its true, I care about how you slept, I care if you have a nightmare, I care if you feel a cold coming on, I care if you're upset with how much I care... because I genuinely like you Chris, and I don't know maybe this is one of those " right person, wrong time" moments because I feel like we deserve each other..." I speak whole-heartedly.. He just stares at his hands... I stand up.. "maybe in another life then?" I ask headed for the door... He doesn't respond.

I grab the door knob opening it slowly hoping he'd say something to keep me from leaving...n

"wait" he speaks "I wanna try- I want you- I wanna be with you..." he adds looking up from the floor despair in his eyes. "Chris I just don't feel like you're ready for what I'm ready for.." I reply.. “i’m ready- i am” he pleads… “how when just a moment ago you were telling me you were unsure if you even liked me” i ask… He looks down at his hands, I grab my bag and keys walking out of the room..

I hear him get up rushing out the room, he slows down once he sees me standing at the steps. Walking up to me slowly he pulls me in for a kiss, which i kindly reject hoping he gets the hint.. “i like you a lot Y/N.. i just- i need time to understand my self more. i’ve been used and hurt so many times..” he tells.. I just look at his hands in mine.. letting go i turn to walk up the steps… “can i call you later?” he asks.. I turn back “i feel like time apart might actually be what we need at this time, my feelings are genuinely hurt by the things you’ve said to me today” i reply. “i didnt mean it- you know that…” he looks up at me… I walk up the steps walking past Nick and leaving the boys house “bye Y/N see you sometime again hopefully, i know my brothers an asshole” Nick yelps from the dinning table…

I smile walking out the door.. knowing that’s possibly the end of my friendship with the boys…

fin.

A/N: the long awaited.. sorry yall i got busy but here it is!!! Hope yall like Chris and his trust issues!

taglist- @junnniiieee07 @frankdelreyy @ireadstoriss @freshsturns @unbruisable

[ndl4l]

State of grace, part one. this is not a good story. I mean it. You've been warned! this is messy but the events of this take place around 2020 when they all lived together.

˚　　　　✦　　　.　　. 　 ˚　.　　　　　 . ✦　　　 　˚　　　　 . ★⋆. ࿐࿔ 　　　.   　　˚　　 　　*　　 　　✦　　　.　　.　　　✦　˚ 　　　　 ˚　.˚　　　　✦　　　.　　. 　 ˚　.　　　　 　　 　　　　 ੈ✧̣̇˳·˖✶ ✦　　

“You really don't have to do that.”

Sharky’s laugh echoes in the empty hallway, followed by heavy steps, and a second later, he appears in the kitchen. He finds AJ sitting on a barstool, his face glued to his phone.

“Found your food outside.” He greets him, making AJ smile. Sharky places the brown bag on the island but before AJ can take it, he grabs it again. "Be nice." He warns him and walks by the door to find her approaching.

"I can't walk around the house with shoes on!" She flashes him a quick smile as Sharky pulls her into the spacious kitchen. Her eyes travel everywhere around her. You can tell boys live here.

"Meet someone really quick." He tells his friend and AJ gives her a nod, unwrapping his burger.

"Hi." She shyly says, leaning on the counter close to where Sharky is sitting. AJ's trying not to look at her, but every time he does and Sharky catches him he chuckles, making y/n blush a little.

"Where's Niko and Kenny?"

They saw Chunks leaving as they were getting off the Uber. He said a quick hello, shook her hand, and disappeared saying he was late and his mother would kill him. It's her birthday, Sharky told her later. They're all having dinner together.

"Don't know and editing with George." AJ munches on a fry, suddenly feeling insecure eating in front of people. Well, her. “We have sodas and stuff in the fridge.”

She shakes her head, "I'm good." She would love a soda or some water, anything that will treat her dry throat but it would also make her wanna pee and she is not asking where the bathroom is at a boys' house!

“Well..get me a Mountain Dew?” AJ jokingly asks her, making Sharky tsk-tsked over his friend's boldness.

“Bro!"

"I'm sorry," he doesn't feel that bad over it, she is right next to the fridge! "I just have my food right here and I don't feel like getting up!"

"It's okay." She smiles at him, to show him she doesn't mind snooping around their fridge and walks to it.

“You’re closer, you know.” She tells Sharky as she passes right in front of him.

AJ raises his eyebrows at them. Like telling his friend, I'm sensing a vibe, but Sharky shakes his head as if saying it's not like that.

and it really isn't.

"I can see you.” She mumbles. Her head inside the fridge, her back turned to them but she can sense them talking. She can barely hear Sharky's giggles but she knows he's laughing.

Their fridge is horror. The main items stored there are takeaway boxes, sodas, and water. No real food in sight but she can count over 5 different brands of soda.

"What the.."

Niko enters the kitchen, a shovel in hand and plastic goggles on his head. He's wearing a white/blue onesie and Nike shoes. Surprisingly pulling it off.

“You’re all out.” She closes the fridge door and turns around again. Her eyes fall on Niko's tall frame and unique outfit. She stares at him, and him staring back.

“This is Y/n.” Sharky points one of his fingers at her. He then turns to look at AJ “She’s a friend.” AJ just laughs into his next bite, smirking at his friend. “Say hello Niko.”

Niko simply stares at her. His eyes bored into hers. He feels like he can't move them as if looking away will make her disappear and he doesn't want that.

"Niko!" AJ yells at him, snapping him out of his daydream. "Say hello to Sharky's friend." he teases Sharky back, earning an eye roll from him.

"Yes, hello." He steps closer, extending his hand for a handshake. Confused and with AJ's laugh in the background she takes his hand into hers. For a quick second and then Niko steps back again.

"Okay, if you excuse me now. I have to get back to this." He waves his shovel up and down and exits the room.

"He's just awkward, don't mind him," AJ tells her, still laughing with Niko.

This was the first time they ever saw each other. She used to watch him interview strangers on the street every so often on youtube but still hasn't spilled that secret to him. From that time, Niko could tell they'll be friends. It's just a feeling, he had told her when she asked him how he knew. She laughed at him. She laughed at how awkward he was then and how different things are now between them. When Sharky first brought her home, hoping to get the boys to hire her as a photographer he didn't know how much she would end up meaning to them and how close they'll get. On a Monday morning, a year and a few months into their friendship, Niko got that feeling.

It was the same Monday as the one before. And the one before that, and before that, and so on. He woke up, had leftovers from the night before as breakfast, and left the house to go film for the beta squad channel.

Two hours later, they were there, the filming running late ‘cause of the bickering and messing around that was happening. Just another normal day. And then it happened. For the first time in years, it happened.

He was scrolling through Instagram killing time when he saw the new photo dump she had posted. She was visiting home, for over two weeks now, and from the looks of it she was having the time of her life.

He stood up and walked to the other side of the room. The studio was too loud for anyone to hear him talking on the phone but he still needed his space. She didn’t pick up. He called again, and again and again.

“You’re really annoying you know.” She greets him when she finally answers the facetime.

“I called three times. What if I was dead by now?” He jokes, earning a scoff from her.

“Please! Nothing can kill Nikolas Omilanay.”

He smiles, thinking of many ways he could have been dead by now. He doesn’t mention them, he lets her have this one. “So how’s home? Bored yet?”

“A little. My grandma keeps asking me when I’m gonna get a real job and dad thinks I’m doing drugs again.” She laughs, making him laugh along.

“He still thinks that?” They laugh at the inside joke they created a while ago when her dad was in London and met Niko for the first time. He liked him until the drug jokes came up.

He knows she doesn't have the best relationship with her mother, so he doesn't mention anything about her. They catch up as if they haven't been texting nonstop since she left. A second of silence goes by and then she says, “why did you call? Are you terribly missing me or are you actually dying?”

He grins, not saying anything. He's terribly missing her but he doesn't say so.

“Well-”

Aj’s scream cuts him off. “Niko! Come on man!”

He sighs. “I have to go, we’re filming, and AJ's calling."

"Okay. It was nice hearing your awfully loud voice, Nikolas."

He smiles. "It was nice hearing your terrible, terrible voice too. Come back soon, yeah?"

"You're doing that creepy thing again," AJ tells him when he sits back in his chair. "You're smiling to yourself, man. Share the joke or stop it. It's disturbing."

It was quite disturbing.

Two days later, his phone starts ringing in the middle of the night. 4:30 a.m. Jesus.

"You better be dead." He says, his heart beating so fast, he thinks it might fall out of his chest.

Her loud laugh calms him down. "I know it's late."

"Late? No! Don't say that." He was more worried than angry when she woke him up. Who doesn't sleep at 4 a.m.?

"Can you pick me up from the airport tomorrow?"

"Oh, God." He lets his head fall back to the pillow, the phone still on his ear and a smile on his face. "You woke me up at 4 a.m. to ask me to pick you up? What is wrong with you?"

"You're sleeping during witch hour? When do you cast your spells?"

He laughs, "What a terrible joke that was."

"And yet, you still laughed."

"I did, yeah."

"So..are you? Picking me up tomorrow?" He doesn't know why she started whispering now but he doesn't question it. He whispers back, "of course I will."

"So what were you dreaming?" Her face is hidden under the blankets, the phone resting next to her on the pillow while Niko is on speaker.

"I was in the f.b.i. and we were searching for this ruthless murderer who killed his friend. Stabbed her fourteen times. Turns out, all this time, the murderer had been me." She laughs, making him laugh along. "The stabbed, dead friend is you, by the way."

"Yeah, I got that."

He can hear AJ playing on his computer. His voice gets loud now and then when he loses. He feels the need to go over there and talk to his friend. But he can't move.

"Why aren't you asleep?"

"Oh, it's morning already over here." She lies.

"We're in the same time zone. It is exactly..4:35 in the morning."

"I'm rolling my eyes at you right now. Just so you know."

Around 5 a.m. the phone call ends and Niko is still in the same position. He can't move and he can't make that feeling go away. It's stored somewhere in his lower belly area and he doesn't like it one bit. He phones AJ, despite being two doors away.

"Are you not in your room?" It's the first thing AJ asks him.

"I don't feel well," Niko mutters and rolls to the side, facing the window. He forgot to close the blinds again and soon, he could be able to see the sun rising. There is no way he can go back to sleep now, so he might as well enjoy the sunrise.

"Are you sick?" AJ shuts his computer off and makes his way to Niko's side of the house.

"Maybe. I don't know." He mumbles. The phone call ends as the door to his room opens and AJ steps inside. He lays next to him facing the ceiling and sighs, "I had like two bottles of Mountain Dew and I can't sleep. My stomach is fucked up."

"Something's happening to me," Niko grumbles back. He lays back on his back, keeping his eyes closed.

AJ turns to look at him, "are you gonna throw up?" He stands up on the bed, looking down at him. "You don't look sick."

"My stomach hurts a little bit, or maybe my head, I don't know." He touches his head, his hand slowly falling to his face.

"Is that why you're awake?"

Niko mumbles on his palm, his voice is barely audible. “Y/n called. She woke me up.”

AJ laughs, loudly, almost waking the whole house up and sits back on the bed. He rests his head on his palm, looking at Niko's side profile. "You got bitten by a love bug, my friend."

“What?” Niko opens his eyes but keeps them on the ceiling, afraid to look at AJ and the smug smile on his lips.

“You’re in love, man." He pats him on the chest three times, "You’re not sick. I mean you are sick in the head but this isn’t it.”

Niko catching up on what AJ is saying and gets defensive. “I’m not in love with anyone.” He slaps his hand off his chest and sits up straight.

“Except Y/n.”

Niko rolls his eyes, “Stop it. I don’t allow myself to feel these emotions."

He couldn't allow himself to feel that way about her because he knew she wasn't. He would consider himself lucky if only she thought of Niko as someone worth loving. More than a friend. He was scared he waited too long to say something and now he'll forever be stuck in the friend zone. Stuck in that in-between place. Where you almost kiss on a night out, where you almost lean into each other when the movie gets too boring, and when you have two more shots of tequila you do normally, your lips find each other and it goes from there. He waited so long, being her friend started to make him feel less. Numb, like he was in pain sometimes. Like when he picked her up from the airport and she hugged him so tight, neither wanted to let go. Or the way she would talk nonstop about things while looking at him and not the road ahead of them. He had to stop himself from taking her face into his palms and yell at her to love him back, to reach into his brain and somehow read his thoughts and love him without him having to say it. Because he couldn't bear the thought of confessing these feelings to her and not having her reciprocate them back. Not only would she stop being around, but she would also stop being his friend. She would stop being there every time they were filming, laughing secretly behind the camera. She would stop being Sharky's friend, she would stop coming to the house and slowly they would drift apart. He didn't want to lose her, but he soon realized he couldn't keep living like that. He was miserable, only joking and smiling when she was around. So he made a plan. Α τhree steps plan to make her notice him. Number one was talking to Sharky. He knows Sharky doesn't like her like that. He recently got out of a relationship himself. But, since he was the one introducing them, since he was the one begging them to hire a photographer and basically pay her to hang around with them, he felt like he had to say something to him first. So he decided that the first person he would confess his feelings to would be Sharky. And he would do it tonight, minutes after Sharky had ended his twitch stream and he would be exhausted to tease him much.

Three knocks on his bedroom door later, Niko was seated in Sharkys room. He was still on his computer, lazily scrolling down on Twitter. Niko was playing with his hoodie strings, looking at him from the foot of the bed. This is Sharky. His old friend. It's fine.

"Just so you know, this started being weird and creepy the moment you sat there looking at me."

He rolls his eyes, deciding to say something. "I want to say something to you."

"Noooo" Sharky sarcastically replies, spinning his chair to the side to look at him.

"Yeah actually," this shouldn't have been so hard, but he can't get his words out. "this is about you. Well, not you but this is also about you. But not really. It's more about people you know. And people I know. Because, you know, I, myself, have made a few friends this past year. Years, really."

"So it's about those friends?"

"Yes and No."

"I don't get it."

Niko snaps his fingers. "I kinda hoped you would without me saying anything to you."

"Is this something bad about a person I know?"

Niko shakes his head no.

"Is someone dead?"

"Well, a lot of people have died recently but-"

"Dude!"

"Okay, here's the thing." three deep breaths. "I've recently been feeling weird and it came to my senses that I may have some unintentional feelings about this one person that we both know and I just wanted to see how would you feel about me having these feelings about a person you also know."

"What feelings?" Sharky asks, lost. Niko said so many words, it messed up his head.

"Romantic feelings one might say."

"You have feelings-”

"Romantic feelings,"

"right, romantic feelings about a person I know and you're asking me what you should do about it?"

"Well, no. I'm asking you how that makes you feel."

"That you have feelings for someone?"

Niko nods his head.

"Well, I don't know man. Good? I don't.." Sharky turns to his computer screen again. A second later he spins back around. “You’re not talking about my sisters, are you? I’ll kill you.”

Niko defensibly puts his hands up, “Isn’t your oldest sister like…underaged?”

Sharky nods, “Well yeah, but you confused me.”

His bedroom door snaps open and AJ walks inside, eating cereal out of the box. “Who’s in love with your sister?” He stands in the middle of the room, his attention on both of them.

“Niko.”

“I’m not!”

“You better not be!” Shark shakes his finger towards him as a warning.

“You’re in love with his sister too?” AJ laughs, devouring a handful of cereal.

“Who else are you in love with?”

“Y/n,” AJ says.

Sharky gasps, looking at Niko who pulls on his hoodie strings to close the hoodie around his face.

“Romantic feelings about a person we both know!”

“He said romantic feelings?” AJ takes a seat on the bed, next to Niko and smiles. “You’re so weird. Can’t you say in love or something?”

“I’m not in love with her.” Niko argues, “I barely know her.”

The plan didn’t work. Well, he never made an actual plan. After he told Sharky, he had to deal with his friends making fun of him and teasing him every time she was around. She would laugh, pretending not to understand the jokes. And then one day, she dropped the bomb on him.

“I actually have plans.” She politely declined Chunck's invitaton of them all going to dinner together after shooting all day. Niko knew she’s been living with her best friend for months now, not thinking much about it and thinking she is the one y/n made plans with, he kept scrolling down on his Instagram feed.

“Plans? You have other friends?” Sharky joked with her, touching his heart and pretending to be hurt by her words.

She slapped his hand away, “It’s..more of a date.”

AJ’s head snapped up so fast, he had to close his eyes for a second to prevent himself from fainting. “A date?”

All eyes were on Niko. He kept his head low, pretending his heart wasn’t ready to fall out of his chest. Of course, she has a date. Of course, she’s dating.

“Yeah..it’s..um..it’s not much. We met at this thing my friend dragged me last Saturday and he asked me out, so..why not?”

“Yeah,’ Sharky said, his eyes widening at Niko,” why not?”

“How do you know he’s not a murderer?” is the first thing Niko thought of saying to her. He wanted to sound casual like he was not dying on the inside looking at her smiling about her date with another man.

What the fuck? AJ mouthed at Niko, but he ignored him, too busy looking at her and rolling her eyes at his words.

“He’s not a murderer, Niko. He’s nice, I've seen him before. Plus, it’s not like we’re going to a remote place. Other people are gonna be there.”

“Where?”

“Cinema. We’re seeing a movie.”

AJ rolls his eyes at that, mimicking her voice. “We’re seeing a movie.” His expression turns serious again, “That’s the best he can do?”

“I don’t like dinner as a first date thing. It’s too intimate.”

They were packed up and ready to go separate ways, standing outside of the studio.

“I can drive you home.” Sharky offers her a ride, which she gladly accepts.

The whole ride Sharky was dying to tell her to ghost her date and go to dinner with them. Maybe date Niko, you know. But he didn’t say anything. He dropped her off, told her to have fun on her date with the fakest smile on his lips, and drove off. It was a good first date. Not the best, but she had fun. He was nice and he listened to her rumble about her life. He didn’t kiss her goodbye, which she hoped he didn’t. She stayed up all night, analyzing the date, his personality, and every small detail with her best friend, Faith. “I don’t think you’re feeling him much.” She told her.

She barely had an hour of sleep before Sharky showed up at her apartment door, knocking on the door like a maniac. “We’re going karting," he said the biggest smile on his face.

A couple of hours later, AJ was bragging about his win. “Unreal” he was calling himself, nonstop.

“Maybe don’t compliment yourself so much,” George told him as they were walking to the car. Niko had been distant all day, making her think something was up. He’s never that quiet. He hasn’t even teased AJ yet.

She decided to ride with George and Niko back.

“I’ll go with you too,” AJ claimed, and after making a speech about winning and deserving special treatment, he jumped on the passenger seat leaving Niko and Y/N squished in the back.

His leg has gone numb. He stopped breathing the moment she sat next to him and his heart hasn’t stopped beating that fast since she leaned into him. The car is small. Too small for Niko and his big body frame, too small for two people sitting in the back, and definitely too small for her to be laying in his lap. Is he complaining? Never. George makes a turn on her street and Niko, careful not to wake her, taps his shoulder.

“Go around again.”

“What?” George tosses him a quick look and turns ahead again.

“You’re crazy, we’ve already taken the long way home. I’m not going anywhere.” He almost feels bad for his friend. He almost turns around, but he’s been awake since 5 am. He’s tired and hungry and wants to go home finally.

“I’ll pay for the gas. I’ll buy you a new car! Just…don’t stop.”

With an eye roll and a few mumbles, you’re buying me a car all right, you better pay for gas next time, you owe me dinner, George drives past her house and they start doing circles again. Niko signs and lets his head fall back onto the headrest.

AJ grinning from ear to ear turned to look at Niko, “How long do you reckon we can go around in circles until she wakes up?”

He doesn’t know. He kind of hoped for forever but he can settle for another hour.

˚　　　　✦　　　.　　. 　 ˚　.　　　　　 . ✦　　　 　˚　　　　 . ★⋆. ࿐࿔ 　　　.   　　˚　　 　　*　　 　　✦　　　.　　.　　　✦　˚ 　　

OKAY! this isn't the best but i have to get over them meeting/becoming friends and all before the teasing and flirting begins! Thank you for reading! xx

[lanaxoxoxoxoxox]

SO. ANOTHER. steal my girl by 1D.

this could probably be fem!reader

ranboo and reader have known eachother since they were about 15/16, and he's ALWAYS loved her. ALWAYS. once they finally start dating, maybe once they're both 17/18, ranboo starts steaming, chat says stuff along the lines of "y/n could do better" or "she deserves better than ranboo fr" or "i could get y/n EASY" so ranboo goes out of his way to say "no one can steal my girl, nor does she even WANT any of you." SOMETHIN ALONG THOSE LINES!!

literally SCREAMED at this bro , you have no idea

, my girl !!

☆ ranboo x fem!reader

warnings: she/her pronouns, fem reader, chat being a dick, protective ran (drives me crazy /pos), ran + y/n are both 19 in this fic, ran's pov entire fic ☽

☆ a/n: utterly obsessed with this ask !! lovely @heiijoy actually sent me a whole bunch of other amazing fic ideas in our messagesand i was screaming and giggling and kicking my feet the entire time !! yall dont know how excited am i abt being able to write this and have such amazing moots oml

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

ranboo pov

I've always admired Y/n. I did then, and I still do.

Since I first saw her at the locker next to me in sophomore year, something just, clicked inside of me. At first, I originally saw her as a locker-hallway crush only, until classes got changed due to a teacher leaving. Suddenly, the hallway-locker crush turned into same-classes crush. For some odd reason, the teachers would also often pair us in the same partners and groups, and we would sit near or next to each other sometimes. I kind of just played it off as pure luck on my part.

I would see y/n in about 90% of my classes, but we were assigned permanent partners one day in English for the rest of the year. I got to talk way more to her in class, and we even hung out a few times. I eventually did get her number and we started to hang out more, but not just for study sessions. We eventually had a really strong friendship, but I still admired her.

Time skip, but one of my friends who was dating y/n's best friend told me that y/n actually liked me back, and she had for a while. At first I didn't believe him, until y/n texted me to meet up at the stargazing hill we always went to and told me she liked me.

After that, we started dating. I started my Twitch and YouTube around then, and started blowing up very quickly. Y/n was always there to support me and what I wanted to do, and I was eventually invited to the Dream SMP, which also quickly raised my following and reputation even more. When I got an invitation from Toby and Tommy to meet them in the UK, Y/n also came with me. She's always been at my side, streamer or not.

present day

"'Just Talking streams never end well'? Damn, you guys are mean!" I said, laughing and flipping off the camera.

I spinned my chair slightly to the left, focusing my eyes on the other monitor that showed StreamLabs and the chat. I scanned my eyes over the chat, and a few messages caught my eye.

user4531: hi everyone!

user78787877: y/n could do better tbh

ranboofan69: @user78787877 frrr she deserves more than ranboo

rainbow4eva: i love your shirt!

socoolfan: @ranboofan69 yeah i could get y/n SO EASY bro

I sighed loudly enough for the microphone to pick up. I looked back over to chat and saw moderators turn off chat to send a warning message and put it chat onto "emotes only" mode.

I laughed. "The fact some of you guys are so confident in stealing y/n from me is actually very funny." I stared into the webcam. "Y/n is my girl, nor does she even want any of you all."

Let's just say y/nboo and that clip was trending on Twitter for a little while.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: .☽ . :☆ﾟ. ───

kinda a short but fic but i hope u guys liked !! thanks @heiijoy for the lovely req <3

please support me by liking, following, replying or reblogging! my inbox is currently CLOSED, so no requests for the time being or they will be deleted. thank you!

love u all mwah xoxoxox

[cubicle-eyes]

Home

(Not Requested)

Hunter x Male!Reader

Y/N is Willow's older brother- aged 17. Also, the lack of gayness for Hunter is sad. Maybe I'm just hopeless. We Don't judge here. We.. eat fudge? Somebody stop me before I start making puns.

---

"WILLOW!?"

Y/N cried, stumbling from the hallway of New Hexside and shoving his way past the crowd of his classmates. Willow perks up, gasping.

"Y/N!"

Her older brother crashes into her, nearly sending them both to the floor. He grasps onto her, fisting her costume and letting out a sob into her shoulder.

"Papa- Dad- They aren't- I can't- I can't fix it."

"I know," she pulls away, but the siblings hands stay linked together. Her hands are shaking, and Y/N registers her "keeping it together" expression. "It's okay."

"And then you were missing- and I was with Edric and he broke- Willow."

He let's out another cry and she pulls him back in. "I thought you were dead, or at least puppet-fied. I was so scared, Willow."

"I know. I'm here. I can't wait to tell you all about the Human Realm, Y/N. You'd really love it there."

Gus comes over and punches Y/N's shoulder, automatically lightening the mood.

"Hey, big bro. Long time no see."

"Yeah. Miss your boyfriend?"

"Me and Matty aren't-"

"Boyfriend!"

Y/N cries, shaking Willow's shoulders and looking around. He spots Hunter, and runs over before Willow can stop him.

"Hunter!"

"Y/N?"

Hunter opens his arms just in time for Y/N to crash into them.

"I thought you were dead! Oh my titan, Hunter, your scars."

He traces his fingers over the base to the corner as it ends at his eyes, and Y/N blinks.

"Your eyes."

His lip quivers before he busts into tears, burying his face in Y/N's shirt as he fists at the fabric. He's trying to form words, but is nearly suffocating himself. Y/N inhales shakily, then helps him up and gestures to Willow.

"We'll be right back! Maybe!"

"Okay..! I love you!" She waves her arms, and Y/N smiles wearily.

"I love you too!"

As soon as they're in an empty hallway, Y/N picks him up bridal style to carry him to one of the empty classrooms. Hunter has stopped crying, but now he can't meet Y/N's eyes, holding his arms and keeping his body tense. Y/N sets him down and Hunter stumbles slightly, legs weak. Y/N catches him as he shuts the door, locking it. He turns back to Hunter, watching him sit down on the edge of a desk that isn't flipped from the previous panics.

"Hunter?"

"Yeah?" His voice cracks and Y/N sits next to him, the blonde automatically leaning against him.

"I'm sorry. I shouldn't have run at you like that. Maybe the last thing you needed after all of the shock."

"It's.. okay. I needed that." He was silent for a moment before he sniffled. He leaned off of Y/N, gripping the end of the table so tight his knuckles turned white. Y/N furrowed his brows.

"Why isn't... oh."

"Yeah. Flap.. isn't here."

"Is that why your eyes changed color?"

Y/N gently turned Hunter's head, and his newly brown eyes were sad. He shut them, grimacing as he leaned into his touch.

"He's the reason I'm alive."

After Hunter explained the story, Y/N was shocked. He couldn't help his lip from quivering, or the tears slowly pooling in his eyes.

"That's.. I'm so sorry. I should've gone with you. Dunce." Y/N sighed, lying back on the table. Hunter shifted to lie his back over his chest, the two forming a makeshift plus-sign on the table. Y/N ran his hands through Hunter's hair before the boy sat up, leaning on one arm but keeping himself draped over his boyfriend.

"Don't.. say that. I'm so glad you weren't there to see what I did."

"Belos did."

Hunter smiles, but Y/N knows its really one of his hiding expressions. "Yeah. Belos did. Besides.. I don't think Flap would've wanted you there, either."

"I know." Y/N whispered. His voice was always infinitely gentle, but it sounded like he was trying to convince himself it were true. Hunter sat up before he could start crying again, standing and unlocking the door.

"Alright, let's not keep everybody waiting."

"Okay, but.. we'll talk more, right?"

"Sure." He mentally punches himself for sounded so unconvincing. Y/N sighs.

"Alright. Hey, Hunter?"

"Mm?"

Y/N kisses his forehead, hands sneaking up to cup his face. Hunter's own, shaking hands place themselves over Y/N's. The slightly taller boy pulls away, smiles, and pecks Hunter on the lips.

"I'm so glad you're home."

---

💙

[twicesserafim]

desperatly need a campus crush nwjns gip!minji! AKCKCKCKCKCK

G!p Minji

Smut heavy‼️

Not proofread

Third Person Pov:

Minji was a year above you, you've seen each other around, on campus, in the hallways, in between classes. You've ran into each other a few times. Haerin and Danielle were luckily your friends.

Well, not really close friends. But you knew each other, they were in your music class. "Minji's really been liking these shoes but she can't find any in her size" "what shoes?" you asked confused as the pointed to yours.

"what's her size?" "230 (6.5)" "oh, we're the same size" "really?" "yeah" "where'd you get yours?" "online, on this app. I don't think theres anymore though" "aw, that's unfortunate. what're they called again?"

"jordan 4 retro sail i think?" "oh? is it new?" "yeah, came out, end of september 2023." "ooh, so they're like, really new." "yeahh, i can help her find it, maybe i can" "thanks, y/n." "i got you"

"oh also! what to you think of minjiii" "what do you mean?" "is she cute? pretty? what do you think of her?" "uh, i mean yeah. She's pretty and she's cute too, she's attractive." "really? you think that?" "yeah"

"would you say you like her?" "im not sure." That's a lie. you find her so attractive that you want to bash your head on a wall. You have the biggest crush on her. "hm.. that's interesting.. would you be down to go to lunch with us?"

"uh, sure. i don't think i made plans today" "okay, bells gonna ring in a few, pack your bags." "i never take anything out of my bags" "true that"

...

Hanni, danielle, haerin and hyein all pushed you and minji in the middle, making the two of you stand beside each other. "is it too crowded, we can walk behind them?" "sure" you agreed as the two of you backed up, the four of them walking in the front as the two of you walked in the back.

"how was class, y/n?" "it was fine, kinda boring. I was sleepy" "i always sleep in my classes.. nice shoes." "thanks" you muttered, looking down. Hoping you could find something for her too.

"so uh.. the stores over there, just a few more minutes" "yeah, i know, it's all good" you replied, turning to face her. You were about the same height. You were maybe an inch shorter? Similar height though.

The others ordered, you passed some money to hanni, she smiled and went to the counter. "y/n what do you want?" "anything, it doesn't matter." "okay"

You and Minji just sat there, the two of you sitting beside each other. "so.." "how's badminton?" Right. You're on the badminton team. "it's okay, it's like really hard at times." "really?" "i'm good at saving, i'm not great at spiking though"

"oh, that's important" "it is.. it's hot" you whined, you took the hoodie off as minji's breath hitched; Both at your whine and you taking your hoodie off. She gulped, taking a breath in. You were in a compression shirt so it showed off your body pretty well.

The cargo pants honestly showed off your lower body pretty well too, the thought made her nervous as she got fidgety and slightly sweaty. She doesn't usually think of these things, why was this happening?

Your hand brushed on her thigh before you placed a hand on her back. "are you okay?" "um.. yeah i'm.. ahem, i'm okay." "are you sure?"

...

Minji Pov:

Fuck. I'm hard. I'm fucking hard. That's so pathetic, fuck! why am i hard! im just gonna have to walk around school with a boner?! Fuck my life, oh my god. It's gonna fucking stick up! I'm literally going to end it all.

Bro why did i get hard?! Fuck my life. Fuck everything. Y/n's right beside me too. I have the biggest crush on her. She's so perfect. Fuck! stop thinking about her! i'm actually gonna burst through my boxers. This is so scary.

"minji?" The way she says my name. Imagine if she was screaming it though.. oh my god. "yes?" "are you sure you're okay? you've been staring at the table for a few minutes? the food is here, eat, okay?" "yeah.."

I cant focus. Im going to the washroom. "i gotta go to the washroom, i'll be back." I need to finish my business quickly.

...

Third Person Pov:

You saw it. You noticed it a while ago, a few minutes after Minji had left for the washroom, you spoke up. "i'll go check up on her" "go ahead" the washroom door could lock. You knew that.

As soon as you came in, you locked the door, "minji" you muttered, "huh? what's wrong?" "let me help" "what do you mean?" "don't act all clueless. do you want me to help or not?" "we need to be quick" "i know that. now open the stall up."

She did as your eyes widened at her size, her hand was still wrapped around it. "are you close yet?" "no. for some reason i can't seem to get the job done" "well i hope i can.. the floors dirty" you whined as minji rolled her eyes with a smile.

She threw her jacket on the floor and you closed the stall, kneeling down in front of her. Kissing the tip and pulling it out of her hand, into yours. "oh my god." she whined as you put the tip into your mouth. "i haven't even done anything yet"

"come on then." you took more of her in, minji groaned as she let out a shaky breath, taking her clean hand and gripping onto your hair as you started going at it, you bobbed your head up and down, gagging on her and just taking more and more of her in.

"fucking shit y/n.." she sighed, whining a bit. she pushed your head closer as her balls touched your chin, you hummed, sucking on her, drooling a bit and gagging. "too big, darling?" you nodded as she chuckled.

Fuck was that hot. Minji thrusted into your mouth a few times making you gag. "are you ready for it?" you nodded. "come on, baby. tell me. you want my cum down your throat?" "yes.. please" "as you wish, sweetheart."

She groaned, gripping onto you tighter as she let out a whine, cumming into your throat as you swallowed all of her, you pulled away making minji chuckle. "fuck you're so hot" she muttered making you shrug.

"you're hotter" "hey.. wanna come over to my dorm tonight? my roommates on a trip.." you just smiled and nodded. "i'll give you more of me this time" you muttered, cleaning up yourself and walking out making minji smile to herself.

"damn."

...

"hey" you said as she let you into the dorm. "hi baby" "i like you, you know that?" "straightforward. i like that." "thought you would" "i like you too" "so.." "my rooms right there" "great"

...

Your face was in a pillow as you let out a loud moan. "fuck! it's big" "relax, princess. i've got you." "minji.." you whined, your breathing shaky as she pulled you up, making you face her while straddling her.

She slipped the tip back into you, "slowly, baby." you slowly sat down on her, the two of you groaned. "come on, hun. once you get used to it.. that's when it gets fun" "whatever you say.."

...

You let out small moans before whines left your lips. "fuck.. i'm gonna cum.. minji.." "hm.." "please." "what are you supposed to call but you don't?" "unnie" you whined making her chuckle. "good, go ahead."

"do you have protection on?" "no.." "minji" you whined, she pulled out, "open up then" you opened your mouth as she pumped her hands up and down a few times, before shooting her load straight into your mouth.

"you're so pretty" minji muttered making you roll your eyes with a smile. "yeah, with your cum all over my face?" "exactly."

...

"if i'm your girlfriend.. do you think i could steal your shoes then?" "min" you chuckled, rolling your eyes. "are you sure you love me then?" "nah, i just like your shoes" "meanie!" "kidding, baby!"

[ttr-loviz]

READER X Shinichiro

Enemies to lover

Third piece

Chp3.

The next morning.

Shinichiro went to school to see Y/n in her usual place in front of her locker like every morning. He stared at her, shook his head, and went on to join his group of friends. He couldn't face her now because of last nights dream he had.

Y/n was a bit confused bc she thought Shinichiro would come up to her and tease her or just comment on her appearance like every single day he did "what was that about..?" She muttered to herself before closing her locker and went to her class.

During class, when the teacher comes in, she introduces new students: "Okay, class, we are having new students joining us today, so be kind to him." She looks at the tall, handsome boy with dark fluffy hair

"Introduce urself".

"Hello, my name is H/n." He brightly smiled

"I moved here recently, and I hope we all get along together."

He was quite handsome in her opinion. Then, the teacher points to the empty spot next to y/n and tells H/n to sit next to y/n.

Well, well, well, he seemed to be nonchalant, but actually, he was a very kind and talkative person. H/n and y/n were already talking like friends. They would be very close in such a short time, huh?

At that point, Shinichiro was glaring at them. Always glancing at them, he didn't know why, but it was frustrating for Shinichiro, and that was really weird for someone like him. Like, no one, i mean no other guys talked to her that close before, so it's oddly weird for him. He was the only person who talked with her like that before, so eventually he got very jealous.

Y/n and H/n were talking and chatting all morning, acting like best of friends.

H/n "So theres was a girl who bumped me while i was walking down the hall to the teachers office, I turned back to hear an apology but instead i got a mean glare from her! The nerves... man, kids need to be more respectful. " He laughed as Y/n giggled. "You sound like an old man H/n." She nudges him by her elbow.

While this was going on. On the other side of the classroom, Shinichiros patients were running low from just the sheer sight of Y/n talking chatting to another guy like that. "Fucking shut up..." he mutters in his mouth annoyed. Shinichiro didnt want to hear her laugh at some other dude that isn't him. But the worst part about it was she wouldn't laugh at his jokes or comments like that and it hurt him a little.

Suddenly the teacher talks up "Class! Next week the school trip is happening so remember to put a reminder and tell your parents." She announced to the class.

H/n "Hey Y/n, you will go right? If your not going then I will lonely cuz ur the only friend I have in here right now." He chuckles. "Duh ofc i will." She nods.

Shinichiro overhead their conversation and was surprised that she was going, I mean she didnt go before but now suddenly she was going? And that set Shinichiro off even more.

The teacher leaves as the bell rang dismissing the students. Shinichiro leaves after the teacher, he walls down the hallway towards his friends and they all see him in a bad mood.

"You guys comin? To the trip i ment." Shinichiro asks them, they all agreed and one of his friends calls out. "Y-yeah we will but bro.. you good? You dont seem like urself."

"Nahh something just got me worked up, its no big deal.." he sighs. Another one says "So should we head out? They're all waiting for you."

"Yeah, let's go."

Tbc...

(swwy we took lil long to wrote it cuz we WAS TOO LAZY! <3)

From: J&Y !! :3

[sleepy0s]

YHS!

WERE DOING A BUNCH OF YHS STUFF!

Multiple quotes! So I'm just going to write them as I go!!

Yhs Sam: I get really offended when people tell me I'm going to hell for being bisexual because I feel like they're overlooking all of the other valid reasons I'm going to hell

~~~

Sam, Grian and Taurtis were walking through the hallways, chatting about the usual stuff that teenagers do talk about. . . such as how they murdered a guy last week.

“Did they find the body yet?” Grian asked, looking over at Sam. 

“Nah not yet..” Sam shrugged, a smug smirk on his face. “Man, we're definitely going to Hell.” 

“Bro. You're bisexual. You were always going to Hell.” Taurtis punched his shoulder, smiling.

“Please, you two are coming with me.” He winked at Grian and Taurtis and the three erupted into laughter.

“You know, I get really offended when people tell me I'm going to hell for being bisexual..” He paused, smiling, “I feel like they overlook all the other Very Valid reasons I'm going to hell for.”

– – – – – – – – – 

*Taurtis being buried alive*

Sam, out of breath: How are you eating the dirt so quickly?

~~~

It was a very sombre sight, Sam and Grian sat, feet dangling over the edge of the grave leaning on each other sadly. Tears welled in Grian’s eyes as he looked into the hole “He’ll be missed..” Grian whispered sadly, “It's like I can still hear his voice..” They stood up, grabbing their shovels and turning to leave

“Wait- why's the dirt moving sam?”

“Ei! Lemme out of here!” Taurtis’ voice could be heard from within the grave, the level of dirt very quickly sinking.

“Grian! Grab a shovel!” Grian did as Sam said, desperately throwing more dirt on top of Taurtis. This did nothing as it kept disappearing, Sam leaned against his shovel, out of breath and sighing as he watched one of Taurtis’ hands appear.

“How are you eating the dirt so quickly!?” He cried, disappointed it didn't work.

– – – – – – – – – – 

Grian: Help! I’m drowning!

Taurtis: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!

Grian: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

~~~

Whoever thought it was smart to let these three into the pool should be fired.

Grian clung to the walls of the pool, not daring to look down or let go. Further away from the wall was Sam and Taurtis, they were throwing a ball back and forth whilst occasionally trying to get Grian to join them. 

“Griannn  come on!” Taurtis grabbed grians arm, pulling him away from the wall despite his complaints, once in the middle he let go. Grian immediately started kicking his legs like crazy.

“Help!! I'm drowning!” He cried, trying to cling onto Taurtis’ arm,

“Relax, we're only in six feet of water.” Apparently, this was the wrong thing to say.

“YEAH? WELL WERE NOT ALL TALL ARE WE?”

– – – – – – – – – – 

Grian: Ayo, what the FUCK is this?!?

Sam, sitting down, surrounded by corpses: I won Mafia, that’s what.

~~~

Grian turned the corner, having been searching for Sam for around half an hour. Now, he's not sure what he was expecting, perhaps Sam with a gun? Some bruises? Really, anything would be better than this.

“SAM, WHAT THE FUCK?”

Sam was sitting in the middle of the room, a drink in one hand and a gun in the other, on the floor around him were countless bodies. Lifeless. Dead.

 Sam looked up at Grian, smiling, “I won Maia, that's what!”

“Now help me clean up.”

“Why are you like this?”

– – – – – – – – – – 

Rowan: Do you abuse drugs?

Taurtis :You're darn right I abuse drugs! I see a drug, I punch the fuck out of it! Get lost, drugs!

~~~

Rowan swears these kids will be the death of him. The three stood in his office, eyes wide and looking slightly unstable on their feet.

He sighed, looking at them “Do you lot abuse drugs?”

Now. Taurtis isn't the smartest when sober, so getting him to think straight when high is even harder. “Your darn right sir! I abuse drugs! I see a drug, I punch the fuck out of it! Get lost drugs!” He made punching motions with his arms whilst speaking.

“Taurtis..” Grian sighed, looking down and shaking his head

[itsyourstarboy]

Streamer!Honey Headcanons Pt.3

First Part Next Part

It’s about damn time I made part 3, and this is, once again, less headcanons and more just Guy interrupting Honey’s stream

Okay so, we’ve talked about how Honey’s fan base likes to theorize on their and Guy’s relationship. Some fans think they have mutual crushes on one another, some think they’re secretly dating, some think they’re just roommates.

Chat asks Honey questions about their love life all the time, and Honey has fun by always giving vague answers.

Even Guy has joined in on occasion.

♡♡♡♡♡♡

★someone donated $1★

HoneysHeaven: are you single??

"Guy, what the actual fuck."

Answer the damn question 👁️👁️

Not him flirting in front of 176k people 🤣🤣

HoneysHeaven: are you though??

My man's is just shooting his shot, give him a break

Honey pinches the bridge of their nose and sighs, though the way the corner of their mouth twitches upward is poorly hidden. "No, I'm not single."

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

✍️[Honey]✍️is✍️not✍️single✍️

OH SO NOW WE GET A STRAIGHT ANSWER

OOOOHHHH B))))))

CLIP FOR PROOF CLIP FOR PROOF NO TAKE BACKS

📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸

Wait but is Guy single?

That's the real question ^^^

HoneysHeaven: I'm dating the most loving, caring, sweetest person in the world 🥰🥰

AAWWWWW

IM GONNA BARF

So not [Honey] then?

XD

HES SO WHOLESOME OMFG

AGSKSGSKDGDKF

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SOMEONE SAID SO NOT [HONEY] THEN 😂😂😂😂😂😂

LMAOOO

DAMN BRO WHO PISSED IN YOUR CHEERIOS???

—

And even when he's not there, Chat often speaks on his behalf.

♡♡♡♡♡♡

★someone donated $5★

When are you going to ask out your roommate?

"I don't have a roommate."

Machoke? More like choke me-

YES YOU DO??

tf

LIAR LIAR PLANTS FOR HIRE

Who the hell is that dude in your house then 🤨🤨🤨🤨

GUY THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT GUY WHEN ARE YOU GONNA ASK OUT GUY

THIS IS BULLSHIT WE CANT TAKE THEIR WORD FOR IT

Is Guy in the chat rn?? We need to check your sources

"I am not lying, I swear on my goldfish's grave. Guy isn't my roommate, he's just some stray that followed me home one day and now he won't fucking leave."

Ouch

THAT WHY HE LOOK LIKE A WET NOODLE??

Nah nah, we all know you keep him around on purpose 😏😏😏

WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE-

A WET NOODLE!? EXCUSE ME!?

★someone donated $20★

Go ask Guy out right now and I'll give you another 80 dollars

Honey scrunches their nose and hums, as if thinking, "I'd love to, but... Guy isn't here right now."

NOOOO WE WERE SO CLOSE

BRIBERY WORKS BUT AT THE WORST OF TIMES

Where is he???? He's not supposed to be outside all alone :(

YOU'D LOVE TO??? 👀👀👀👀

WHAT THEN CALL HIM OR SMTH

YES

CALL HIM

PUT HIM ON SPEAKER SO WE CAN SAY HI

"wha- I can't just call him, he's at work. Do you guys want him to get fired?"

NO

No

Change of plans, we can wait until next stream

We'll get 'em next time boys

It's for the best, no one wants to get asked out over the phone

True true

Teaching [Honey] How to Flirt; Lesson 152: don't ask someone out over the phone

°•°•°•°•°•°

★someone donated $10★

Is Guy there?

"yeah...?"

★someone donated $70★

Cool cool heres the last of that 100 I promised you, now go ASK GUY OUT

OMGOMGOMG

ITS HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY CALM

AAAAAAHHHHHHH

I SAID STAY FUCKING CALM

AAHLFVAKCBGSNAFAGRCKXN

Sorry

YES YES YES YES YES

👁️👁️🤳 I'm ready and waiting

Honey smirks, and pulls off their headphones. They get out of their chair and open the door to the hallway.

They then sit back down in their chair, yell "GUUYY" (which has him stumbling over himself because they never yell for him like that), and wait.

Guy rushes to Honey, but stops short of entering the room when Honey puts their hand out, "no, no, don't come in, I'm still streaming."

Guy puts a hand over his heart and let's out a breath, "holy shit, Honey, I thought you were being murdered or something." Then he laughs that adorable laugh of his because he's so precious.

Honey can't suppress the chuckle that bubbles up in their throat, "no, I'm fine. Chat just wanted me to ask you something."

Honey spared a quick glance at their monitor, biting their lip to try and hide the devilish smirk that was forming across their features.

ITS HIM ITS HIM

MY BOOOYYYY

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRDDDHDHHDJJ

What the hell is happening to you people y'all need some jesus tf 🛐✝️✝️

THIS IS IT THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

I DONT NEED JESUS I NEED A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET HOOOOOOOWWEEEEEEEEEE

Oh my god 🙊🙊🙊

🎶the best time to wear a striped sweaterrrrr🎶

Guy giggles, "what?"

Honey fails at their weak attempt to hide their smile, biting their tongue as a last ditch effort before giving way, "get out."

Guy laughs through his words, a more confused tone taking place as he repeats his last question, "what?"

Honey stands from their chair again, and leans against the open door. The way it opens inward perfectly covers Guy from view of the camera.

They lean in, a loving smile splaying their lips and lighting up their eyes as they grasp the collar of his shirt to pull him in.

Chat can't see how their faces are only inches apart, they can only hear how Guy let's out a sound of surprise.

Honey plants a chaste kiss on the corner of Guy's mouth and then loosens their grip on his collar in exchange for placing their hand flat on his chest.

Chat can only hear Honey repeat, "get out," when they gently shove Guy backwards so they can close the door again. Their face displays a cheeky grin as they stifle a soft laugh at the sound of a very flustered, and probably offended, Guy.

Then they sit back in their chair and turn their attention back to their stream.

WHAT THE ACTUALLY FRICK WAS THAT??

NOOOOOOOO

DONT GO BACK TO PLAYING UNDERTALE LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED EXPLAIN YOURSELF RIGHT NOW

★someone donated $20★

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ASK HIM OUT??

Honey feigned confusion as they quirked an eyebrow at the message, "I did ask him out."

NO TF YOU DID NOT

They did not just say that

I

Want

To

Murder

GODDAMNIT

Calm down satan

THIS IS TOO CRUEL EVEN FOR YOU

NOOOO HE SOUNDED SO CONFUSED 😭😭

"I really don't understand what you guys are talking about. I asked him to get out, that's what you all wanted."

MOTHERFU-

THAT IS NOT WHAT ASKING SOMEONE OUT MEANS AND YOU KNOW IT

Teaching [Honey] How to Flirt; Lesson 153: asking someone out means to ask someone on a date

SHUT UP

THEY ALREADY KNOW THAT THEY'RE JUST MEAN

I want my 100 dollars back /hj

[Honey] is deceitful and finds joy in manipulating the emotions of others. I believe they may be some kind of sadist.

Kinky

Y'all need to chill fr

GUYS GUYS LOOK SOMEONE CLIPPED IT HE CALLED THEM HONEY 🥺🥺

"oh, shi-"

—

Honey has adjusted their streaming schedule to line up with Guy's work schedule. This way, he will interrupt them less.

It's a win win for the both of them, because when Guy gets home after a day at work, all he wants is love and affection which he cannot get if his honey is streaming.

But there are times when the stream goes on longer than expected, or Guy gets off early.

♡♡♡♡♡♡

Honey was playing Life is Strange when they heard the front door open. They paused for a moment, expecting to hear Guy's usual "Honey, I'm home" call to announce his presence.

But it didn't come.

They paused the game and lowered their headphones, confusion evident on their face as they turned in their chair slightly, listening to the sounds of Guy putting down his work bag and taking off his shoes.

When the noises stopped, Honey assumed Guy must've just had a long day. They decided they'd check on him after they wrapped up this stream.

A few minutes went by; Honey had nearly forgotten Guy was home, it was so quiet.

★someone donated $1★

HoneysHeaven: Honeeyyy :(

There he is.

The way he typed out their nickname and added a frowny face made them feel soft, and they practically had to physically restrain themself from going, "what, baby?"

Instead they said, "what is it, Guy?"

awwww

He's calling them Honey 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Who made our boy sad??

HoneysHeaven: I'm dyiiing :((

I want to kiss chloe so bad u have no idea

WHAT

OH NO 😰

SOMEONE CALL 911 🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑🚑

NO GOD PLEASE TAKE ME INSTEAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Honey left the room without a second thought, their feet leading them straight to where Guy had bundled himself up on the couch. The TV was on, playing the cartoon network channel for some reason, and the lights were off save for a table lamp.

Holding his phone in front of his face while he lay on his side, he turned to look at Honey when he heard their footsteps.

His hair was a mess, he had bags under his eyes, and his cheeks were flushed.

"Honeeyyy," he pouted, his voice coming out strained and scratchy.

Guy had come home sick.

They checked his temperature, got him a cold cloth, brought him medicine, and basically played nurse before finally returning to their stream.

They'd only been gone for 15 minutes.

WHAT DO WE DO WHAT DO WE DO

OH GOD THIS IS TERRIBLE

WE HAVE TO SAVE THEM THATS WHAT WE HAVE TO DO

EVERYONE CALM DOWN

WE GOTTA CALL THE NAVY

What is happening?

I CANT TAKE THIS THE STRESS IS TOO MUCH

I hope Guy is ok 😭

THE ROBOTS ARE RUNNING THE NAVY

NOT THE NAVY 😰😰😰😰😰😰

Guys I'm getting in my helicopter, who wants a ride?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ME

ME

ME TOO

🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁

WAIT EVERYONE THEYRE BACK

Honey gets back to find the chat in utter chaos, but they assure them that everything is fine. Guy is just dramatic.

Things went back to normal for about half an hour.

But then the door opened, and two hands appeared, just in view, flat on the floor.

Honey turns around to see this, "Guy, what are you doing?"

They only get a tired groan, that sounds more like a whine, in response.

Oh nooooo 🥺🥺

Our boy is sicky ☹️☹️☹️

❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

I'll get the rabies shot ready

Honey crouches in front of Guy, who is sprawled out face first on the floor. "Are you wearing my hoodie again?"

Another hum of discomfort. He really isn't feeling well.

They place their hand on his head and pet his hair, tilting their head slightly and speaking in a low voice, "what do you need, baby?"

Guy made "hmph" noise, and tapped his hands which were still stretched out in front of him.

Honey stood, and made their way back over to their computer.

Hope he gets better soon ❤️

Aw my goodness he's wearing their hoodie 😍😍

I'm sick too me and guy are twinsies fr

Are we just gonna ignore that th-

They ended the stream. They don't have time to do their regular sign off, they have a sick Guy to take care of.

[eldritch-spouse]

Imagine with me for a sec:

You step out of your room because ur hungry as a mf and head to kitchen. As you’re in the hallway approaching the kitchen, you hear crunching. Thinking it like some raccoons or another animal, you turn on the light in the kitchen hoping it’ll scare whatever it is off. Only to be greeted by the sight of Obie just fucking up a head of lettuce right in the fucking center of the kitchen. The sheer brutality on this fucking lettuce has you mesmerized and you just watch him eat it for like 9 minutes, watching each leaf on that lettuce just get eviscerated.

Anyways, I thought this would be wacky.

[Implying it takes him nine minutes to eat a head of lettuce. Oh, you sweet innocent soul...]

It's not the first time you wake up in the middle of the night with your stomach howling angrily, demanding sustenance of any kind. Animal of needs and desires, your muscle memory is impeccable when it leads you to the kitchen without fail.

Unfortunately, you're not the only one who regularly gets the munchies. The title of hungriest hippo goes, in fact, to the glutton you live with- Obie. So when your sloshing brain manages to get you into the kitchen, and you hear that clear crunch cronch crrrack, the first thought that enters your mind isn't "Oh no, raccoons!", it's more along the lines of "Ah yes, the love of my life.".

You sigh as you flip the switch, the kitchen lights steadily flickering on, revealing none other than your boyfriend's distended maw shredding at a head of lettuce in front of the fridge. Not too soon afterwards, the demon hisses and shields his already squinted eyes.

" Bro, did you have to turn the lights on? " Is his equally sleepy, gut-punch reaction. His swirling tongue fetches pieces of the vegetable that glued onto his cheeks.

" As a matter of fact, yes. " You state, calmly poking him until he gets the hint to move away from the fridge. You look inside, it's distinctly less furnished than it was before you went to bed. A part of you considers giving Obie a dirty look, but you know it's just how his kind works, gluttons eat a whole lot- Frankly, you're just glad he's only a mid-ranker. " How courteous of you to take everything and let me starve here, Obie. " You still jab playfully.

He makes an almost offended look, mumbles something back, and fetches three separate packs of cookies from another cabinet. Oh, you have food in that one too? Huh. They're waved in your direction. You wonder why he went straight for the lettuce instead of eating those.

" I was going to use that to cook tomorrow, you know? " The scolding is half-hearted as you snatch the pack of Oreos and get busy, the others set back down.

Obie peers at the mangled lettuce he was paper shredding, then at you. He has the nerve to try and put it back in the fridge. " In that state? Just finish it. "

And he does. Morbid curiosity takes hold while you observe his jaw distend, the whole thing shoved in there. To say he looks like a chipmunk when he starts chewing is an understatement- Obie looks like a fucking pufferfish. You wouldn't know what to do with that much food in your mouth, you'd probably just sit there and drool. But the glutton steadily swallows whole chunks of it down, it's gone in less than a minute.

He has the decency not to burp in front of you.

" Was it good at least? "

He licks his teeth and makes a more or less kind of gesture with his hands.

You snort, throwing an oreo at his general direction. It's captured by his tongue near instantly, sucked into his gullet without thought. " Guess we're going shopping tomorrow... "

Again.

[kyuala]

do i make you nervous? ⋅ changbin scenario (m)

pairing: changbin x female reader ft. jisung words: 2.2k warnings: bro i dont know read at your own risk this is nasty as fuck. some swearwords. unprotected sex. so going off of this and this by @hyuckvanqel...

it's a few days after jisung's first lesson from chan and changbin and your relationship with him has been normal for the most part - except for the trying to keep thoughts of changbin's cock and chan's hand gripping your neck away whenever jisung tries to please you on his own.

right now you're just sitting on your boyfriend's bed, waiting for him to return from his shower, when you feel like you can sense him before you even see him. changbin walks into the bedroom, not saying a word to you, just trying to put on his "mindlessly going through jisung's desk while pretending not to notice your eyes on him" act as nonchalantly as possible. and you're just sitting there, staring at him, not even aware that you're close to not breathing, throat already dry and body so stiff you'll definitely feel it in a couple of minutes. his eyes are still not on you, but he's sure yours are on him - the smirk playing on his lips is very telling.

finally he spares you a look, turning his head towards you and then his entire body - and you're sure you've never been so nervous before in your entire life when he leans back against jisung's desk, tilting his head to study you. i mean, sure, you've been stuffed by his cock and made an absolute mess of begging and cumming before, but this... this is somehow different. more intense.

"do i make you nervous?" he asks, unmistakably amused.

and it's not until that very moment that you're aware of yourself - feet up on the bed, knees and hands as close to your chest as possible. eyes as big as saucers, muscles so stiff you're sure you must be shaking a little bit and mouth shut so tightly you're probably pouting, too, until you open it to answer him; a simple, meek, lying little "no" leaving your lips.

he chuckles and scoffs a little too, probably slightly offended (or surprised) by your pitiful attempt at deceiving him.

"really?" he retorts and, as soon as he gets up off the desk and starts walking towards you, you're unconsciously and automatically scurrying up the bed and away from him - and there's his true answer.

his smirk grows bigger as he finally gets to the bed, leaning over you and looking you deep in the eyes. "you running from me now?"

you merely shake your head no, trying your hardest to stay still and not do anything to piss him off. even though there's nothing in your mind you want more than that right now, you're not sure you could possibly handle seo changbin at his hardest and everything he'd throw at you. he leans in further and, for good measure, you readily spread your legs for him to fit into, much to his delight. "good", he approves, hand coming up to rub circles on your clit, barely so, while the other rests comfortably and dangerously close to your right thigh, "'cause you sure weren't running from me when i was teaching your boyfriend how to fuck you, were you?"

your eyes flutter close for what feels like a split second (but must have been a lot longer in reality) before they're turned to the open door, trying hard to focus on the hallway and the bathroom door your boyfriend could be coming out of any minute now. "but jisung..." you start and changbin is quick to cut you off.

"jisung's not here right now, baby."

you turn your head to him, eyes finally focusing on his sharp features and soft but hungry eyes, your hands gripping the sheets tightly in an effort to keep themselves away from him. "he can't know", you whisper.

and he whispers right back to you, "i won't tell if you don't," thumb now contrastingly still working you like he wishes his cock was - hard and fast. "just say the word and i'll stop."

breath faltering for a second, you gather some strength to let out a soft "door", accompanied by a gulp in your dry throat and quickly followed by a slightly louder explanation, "please close the door."

and he's quick to obey you, hopping off the bed to lock the bedroom door, turning to look at you when he's done, and you swear - you swear you've never felt smaller than in this moment, being swallowed whole by his eyes. and he's even quicker to be back between your legs, hands returning to their rightful places on your body.

"has jisung ever made you feel good with his tongue, princess?"

as per routine by now, you furrow your eyebrows, nervously and quickly shaking your head "no" again; silently, as something deep in the back of your mind advises you to try to stay on his good side.

he tsks. "that's a shame", he replies, lips finding the closest bit of your skin he can find, pressing soft kisses to the side of your knee, "bet you'd sound so pretty with someone eating you out."

"eat me", you blurt out faster than you can comprehend, eyes feeling like they're going to bulge out of your skull but you still find the nerve to reaffirm yourself anyways. "please, please, eat me."

and you swear you can see a switch flip inside of changbin's brain, commanding his hands to hurriedly, unceremoniously push your panties to the side so he can fasten his lips to your pussy, desperate to make you feel good like he believes you deserve to. oh, and how he firmly believes so, quick to work you so good he has your eyes riding back to the back of your head in no time, tightening the hold your nails have got on the white sheets in the process, until he grabs them himself and places them on his head, silently telling you to make good use of all the hair he's got available for pussy-eating support.

and that is, you think, when you really let loose, restraints on the stubborn moans fighting to leave your lips as long gone as your grip on the sheets. and you're not fully aware but you think they're surely bringing some unasked for attention to, as you're forced to remind yourself, your boyfriend's room. and then you're sure you've become the center of the whole dorm's attention when changbin decides to focus all of his energy on your clit, your groans and whines, steadily growing louder by the second, nearly masking a comment probably made by chan or minho (or hell, even jeongin) that you're sure must have had the word "slut" in it. nearly.

and while your thighs shake and your mind's in a bliss oblivious enough to distract you from any comments made from the other side of the door, jisung has quickly found his way out of the shower and to that same door, enticed by your sounds like you're his very own siren. but the hallway's empty and everyone's doors are oh so very conveniently closed too (the reason behind that is something jisung would rather not think about right now or else his mind will explode) and while he's sure it must be one of his bandmates in there with you, he has no idea who it is and that fucking turns him on.

and he can't help it but his cock is getting so hard and he wants nothing more than to kick that fucking door down and watch you 'cause God, fuck, if you sound this hot, you must look heavenly right now. and if whoever's fucking you is making you feel this good then he should be as humble as to sit down and watch it and fucking learn because that's what you deserve, right? but jisung is a very good boy and that is something he prides himself in, and so he resigns to letting his own restless hands play with himself, hoping to feel half as good as he hopes you do right now. yeah, he should consider the other night a free first class and himself boyfriend of the fucking year.

something to thank for right now because, while you're sure changbin wouldn't mind a little audience (hell, that might even make him enjoy it that much more), you'd rather not risk it now that he's done with you, sitting back and admiring the messy work he's made, and you hope he'll finally, finally worry about nothing more than making you his favorite little fuckdoll again.

relief washes over you as he commands you with a simple yet effective "get on your hands and knees." and it does not go unnoticed by changbin how happily you obey him, his smile growing even wider when you back your ass up for his viewing - and fucking - pleasure.

changbin places a sweet, deceivingly chaste kiss on your back.

"bet he's never made you cum like i can."

more and more kisses are being littered on your spine as he finally pushes himself into your cunt, and God, it's even tighter than he remembers. you can tell by the way his breathing gets the tiniest bit heavier, and the happiness that spreads across your chest for already knowing that would make you blush if you had the time and brainpower to entertain a single thought about anything else.

"i know he tries, but it's not his fault you were made for me to fuck like this."

jisung has to thank the heavens for not listening to seungmin a single time about soundproofing his room because how the fuck else would he live without hearing all of this? especially your pretty little moans, high-pitched just like he likes, just like he knows you're getting fucking destroyed right now and blessing him enough to even let him hear you.

and even if you can't see him, you're sure to give him a show as you know jisung would never a) take too long in a shower when he knows you're right there, ready and waiting for him on his bed, and b) be able to stop himself from hearing you get fucked by whoever walked in and decided to take you before he could. and when changbin decides to fuck you harder and harder because, well, he's changbin, that's when jisung knows - it's gotta be him. your whimpers and cries from that night in chan's room are still very much fresh on his mind - like he could ever forget.

"fuck, that's right", changbin groans, turning your head towards the bedroom door and forcing it down on the mattress, supporting himself to fuck you even harder and work his way to finally filling you up with his cum. "make him hear you."

jisung already thinks he's going impossibly fast on his cock, not able to hold back from giving himself into pleasure as soon as he can, when changbin says it. "let him know how good you're being fucked. how good he should be fucking you before you come back to my cock again" and he's done for, cumming all over his hand right there in the hallway, ruining his towel and the bit of the door he's managed to shoot his cum on, not giving two whole shits about the other members hearing his pathetic whimpers echo across their apartment.

but you do hear him, on the other side of that door hearing and enjoying you getting fucked by one of his best friends - the thought alone making you cum too, creaming on changbin's cock, nails back to gripping your boyfriend's sheets and eyes back to the back of your head. changbin is the last one to follow, not letting go of his wish to fill you to the brim with his cum, making sure to hold tight to your hips so none of it goes to waste and stays inside of you.

after a minute to catch your breaths, jisung patiently waiting outside his room for the moment he'll be allowed to see you, changbin gently lays you on the bed, gathering himself to leave.

"i know i talked all that shit", he starts, zipping his pants back up, not missing the way your eyes instinctively travel down to his crotch, "but he really does try to please you."

you smile, unable to contain the fondness and affection in your chest from spreading to your lips. "i know."

"still", he gives you a lopsided smile, hand lightly caressing your bare thigh, "just tell me whenever you wanna do this again."

you've barely said "okay" before he's walking off to open the door, smiling widely when he finds a satisfied yet sheepish jisung on the other side.

"hope you had fun", he smiles, teasingly smacking jisung's exposed chest, "'cause your girl and i sure as hell did."

changbin walks down the hall to the bathroom and jisung is all smiles like a fool, finally re-entering his own room with stars in his eyes, seeing you all laid out on his bed, post-fuck bliss glowing on you. you smile back at him as he lays down next to you, grabbing your face and kissing you like his life depends on it.

"God, you're perfect."

main masterlist | stray kids masterlist

[lollytea]

LOLLY. I AM SHAKING YOU IN JOY AND PAIN. STRAY ITALIAN GREYHOUND. THIS SONG.

Okay, so I of course stole it off your Hunlow playlist because it's perfect for Hunter and how he sees Willow.

or so I THOUGHT. Until TODAY.

BECAUSWHFHAHHD like,

"I've just settled into the glass half empty made myself at home

And so why now?

Oh, please not now

I just stopped believing in happy endings, harbors of my own"

I know that in FTF Willow only lets herself feel this way for a moment, before Hunter reminds her of who she is BYYY:

"But you had to come along didn't you

Tear down the doors

Throw open windows

Oh, if you knew just what a fool you have made me

So what do I do with this?"

He tore open the doors (vines lol) literally and figuratively! And what is she supposed to do with that?? Fall in love. Obviously. How could you NOT after a cute boy teleports you out of self-loathing and doubt!?

LIKE:

"This sudden burst of sunlight

And me with my umbrella"

I AM NOT OKAY. THIS REVELATION HAS ALTERED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY.

It still works from Hunter's perspective too, obviously, from like ASIAS onward but after FTF I think it works the other way around too and I just. They're just. PAIN. MY HEART BRO. There are so many other lyrics that fit in the little music video in my head of the two of them but I'm literally on my break at work and need to go LMAO

Sorry for just vomiting in your ask box😂

This is the second time this month I've made somebody go insane over the Stray Italian Greyhound and huntlow combo. Vienna Teng put some fucking CHEMICALS in that song!!! Turns the freakin frogs gay!!!!

And YEAH!!! I added it to the playlist back when I made it after Labyrinth Runners. Because that's what I associated it with at the time!!! Hunter's lost his home, his family, his religion, his identity, his sense of safety. He's LOST everything!!! And he's struggling to come to terms with that. By the time Gus finds him at Hexside, the shock has subsided and he thinks he can be functional now. But he's not okay. He's still got a lot going on mentally and it's messing him up.

But at the same time....hallway blush scene....he has his little "Oh. It's her." moment. And I know that he was very confused in the aftermath of the Hexside incident. And when he's left alone to reflect on what he's feeling he's just "Now?? Are you fucking serious?? We're really gonna do this now??? I just found out I'm not a real person and everybody's gonna die next week, is now REALLY the fucking time???" He has ENOUGH problems!! He doesn't know how to deal with this!! But also he can't help it because while he's fucked up and traumatized, he's also brimming with confusing fizzling teenage hormones and she's Willow Park and it's very overwhelming and scary and doesn't know which way is up or down and he has no idea what he's gonna do about this. Feelings like these demand so much from him and after everything he's been through he really doesn't know if he can stomach it. But she won't give him a moment to catch his breath and he's locked in now and there's nothing he can do about it.

BUT YEAH!!!! I've had that playlist on quite a lot since FTF leaked because I have been so not normal about them. So I have NOTICED that it now applies to multiple different angles. And thinking about the chorus from Willow's perspective during the whole vine scene makes me ILL. And then in the aftermath of that....the vibes of that song are so....terrified yet giddy and overwhelmed yet euphoric. How fucking soft and blushy Willow was after that scene. "Just what a fool you have made me" YEAH!!!!

He IS a sudden burst of sunlight!!!

She IS with her umbrella!!!!

ALSO ALSO ALSO!!! Being a girl who has such a tight reign over her own emotions completely falling victim to loserish behaviour during this part? Ready to fucking combust cuz she is being held so gently.

"What do I do, do I do with a love that won't sit still?

Won't do what it's told"

HATE this song, HATE them!!!!

[sansxfuckyou]

Strum

Summary: Craig plays bass sometimes, Kenny notices that he doesn't have a chip

Warnings: Swearing

Authors Note: crenny week... i have wanted an excuse to write some crenny for a considerable while now, so imma try and get out some fics despite school. @thecrennyweek, i wish i knew about this sooner, so i doubt i'll do something for everyday, but i hope the crenny bros enjoy. sorry its so very, very, short, went with band AU but it's more of 'craig plays bass and kenny plays drums' thing.

Blunted nails strum across chords with a skill usually found in those who have been playing for more than a years time, but Craig is full of surprises. Kenny learned that a very long time ago but it still catches him off guard whenever he hears Craig play, whenever he hears Craig belt out some lyrics with the ferocity of a wild animal. It's only describable as an experience, one that Kenny quite likes being exposed to whenever he gets a chance.

"Do you play?" Craig asked once when Kenny was tapping along the neck of his bass.

Kenny just shook his head and played a twangy and awful sounding note with a smirk. He handed it to Craig, "I play drums."

"Cool," Craig hummed as he popped open the case and slid his instrument in, "We should have a band date sometime."

"A date you say?" Kenny purred as he leaned just a bit closer to Craig.

Craig just rolled his eyes, "Yeah, sure, a date, just tell me where you keep your kit and I'll meet you there."

-/-/-/-

It's dark out when they meet up, in the basement of the high school they're still stuck in. The band room is in the basement, Craig didn't know that until now. Meandering through empty hallways using his phone as a flashlight and following Kenny's directions. His jacket got torn on the fence on the way in, thankfully, nobody in South Park robs a school so the doors were unlocked.

It's almost a haunting sound, to hear a drum being played one floor down with expertise to the rhythm. He glides down stairs and the door to the band room is propped open, a soft light glows from inside. It beckons him ever closer, even as the sounds get louder, the warm glow of yellow tinted light is alluring.

He kicks his heel at the wall when he enters, and Kenny perks up from where he was skillfully banging out some tunes. He grins and gives a spin on the stool before rushing over to meet Craig. The ravenette would give a 'hi' but he's being crushed in a hug before that can transpire.

"You actually came!" Exuberance is heavy on his voice before he unlatches himself from Craig.

"Yeah, of course I did," Craig said before being led across the dimly lit room, one light in the far corner was turned on, "What's with the lights?"

"If I turn on more than one someone outside might notice," Kenny explained before he waltzed over to his kit and tapped along the snare. It gave a welcome tangy sound, banging back and forth across the echo chamber comfortably.

"Seriously?" Craig asked in disbelief as he opened up his instrument case and pulled out the heavily stickered bass. Some gifts, some handmade, some from before he owned the instrument.

Kenny nodded before sliding onto the stool, "Seriously, the cops nearly busted my ass. It was two years ago, so if you're still curious about why their was sheet music and blood strewn about the hallways, that's why," He kicked up a foot and rolled up the sleeve, revealing a nasty gunshot scar, "I got shot."

Craig gives a sound of disgust, "Not fun."

"Not at all, thankfully, I died," Kenny said, and to anyone else the statement would raise questions, but Craig already knew. Most residents of South Park Colorado knew, some more intimately than others.

The ravenette gives a hum, slinging on the bass and hooking it up, "What are we playing?" He sits down on top of the amp, he is not singing tonight.

Kenny shrugged, "Whatever's whatever, just play."

"So, we're just gonna noodle?" Craig asked with a bit of a laugh to his voice, it rested under his words. He holds his fingers over the strings tentatively.

"I doubt there's a comparative term for drumming, but yeah, we're just gonna noodle," Kenny said before grabbing his sticks and dragging the rounded tip along the rim of the snare. He popped the chains back to clinging to the drum instead of laying slack.

Craig gives a nod to Kenny, "You wanna start?" He strums once, then again, and turns up the volume of his amp.

"You can do the honors," Kenny said.

And then Craig started to play, and Kenny swears he falls a little bit more in love with him every time he does. Craig is blissfully unaware he has that effect on Kenny, he probably has that effect on just about everyone that's heard him play. Which is a very small group of people that only includes Kenny by chance.

Somewhere he stops playing and just watches Craig, he doesn't have a chip to play his guitar with. He's still nodding to the count that they had achieved, it takes him a moment to realize that Kenny's stopped playing.

He opens his eyes and glances up to the blonde, "Dude, that was barely three minutes."

Kenny taps the kick drum with the tip of steel toed boots, "Bass solos are fun."

"Wanna keep going?"

"Oh, absolutely,"

-/-/-/-

"Craig, this is kind of, out of nowhere," Kenny started with, his voice cracked. He can feel Cartmans gaze on him, the one who pressured Kenny into actually going through. The one who bought Kenny the item he'll be giving to Craig (he likes it when his friend isn't pining over Craig while they play Mortal Kombat).

Craig just stared at him, glancing over Kenny's shoulder. He caught sight of the brunette who was quick to dash out of view, "Did Cartman put you up to this?"

"Yes, and no?" Kenny said with a nervous laugh, hands stuffed into his pocket. His hands rested on the box in his pocket, he was gonna do it, he needed to do it, "Look, that does not matter."

"Then go on, speak, I don't wanna miss band club," Craig said rather bluntly, and his gaze on Kenny only intensified. He could pick apart Kenny at the seams using his eyes alone, one question and Kenny would fall apart if Craig wanted him too.

Kenny pulled out the box, and only now is he realizing it looks like one of an engagement rings. He wants to laugh, of course Cartman would do that on purpose, of course he would, what a dick. He drops onto one knee.

"Kenny," Craig said, a hint of nervousness on his voice, "People."

He takes a steady breath before popping open the box, inside lay a deep blue guitar chip with black accents, "Craig, be my boyfriend?"

Craig laughs, "Obviously man," He grabs the guitar pick and flips it to find his initials engraved in the back, "Of course I will, you're great."

Kenny releases a large breath and his body untenses entirely. He stands up and pops the box back into his pocket, "Thank fuck," Then he drags Craig into a hug, and he has the audacity to kiss him on the cheek, "Man, I have wanted to do that for a very long time."

"Kenny," Craig damn near whined, embarrassment flooding every inch of his body. People, looking at them, he can feel their eyes, "People."

Kenny pulled back, "Sorry, I'll stop," He still held onto Craig's hand.

"You can be touchy-feely when no one else is around," Craig said, "Now hurry up, we're gonna be late to band club."

[yuukei-yikes]

omg elaborate on your traumatic childhoods for hibihiyo + takane .... iirc takane is raised by her grandma right?

oh!! well it's nothing super awful compared to everyone else's

my hc for hibiya comes from the fact his parents lock him out of the house when he asked to go to the city😭😭😭 the only way they agreed was bc he said he'd study but even like that they didnt want it he had to lie abt a special course abt india and pretend he was obsessed with india. which is a very funny bit BUT yeah they lock him out of the house at night. with WOLVES.👎 awful move amamiyas.

my hc actually leans a bit more to what the anime shows since in the novels both his parents do that but in the anime it's the dad. so my hibiya hc is he comes from a Toxic Masculinity Household. he's from an old fashioned farmer family in a small village yknow (they have a dojo in the anime buuuut farmer hibiya is real 4ever👨‍🌾 idk why the anime did that. idk why the anime did many things)

anyways so his dad biggest piece of shit person alive. his mom. his mom is NICE hibiyas definitely close to her while he's afraid of his dad but i think she is maybe the kind of mom to break down all the time and be like oh poor me my life is misery and hibiya feels responsible for her. like she is not bad shes just been married to an awful awful guy for many years, she's a victim but also makes it very known she's a victim. hibiya definitely is the type of kid who feels like he has to shield his mom. hibiya's mom i love you. she is said to pour him tea in the hallway while he waited for hiyori to call him (before locking him out of the house but like i said im ignoring that it was just the dad 2 me💥👨‍🌾)

FOR HIYORI look ayaka literally ESCAPED from her parents. hiyori didnt KNOW she had a sister. and they're rich people. i think they're very old parents and hiyori is a last minute kid bc their first one was a Bust according to them so they'll have another Heir and this time do it RIGHT that means eyes on her all the time, giving her 0 autonomy but also absolutely everything material she asks for so we keep her under control. something like that. just very controlling parents but i also hc hiyori is so off the rails after the august in the city and they're pretty old already so they're like Ohhh god. and they're always fighting lol but before that hiyori was like Yes sir with them. think the northwests in gravity falls lol

and for takane I've obviously talked of her. but answering what u said, honestly we dont actually Know if she was raised by her grandma. and if she was, it's her grandparents! both!! her grandpa was around til his death, which is implied to be a little before or after takane starts highschool since he picked that school for her. her parents work overseas but her grandparents take charge to the point they're choosing what school she will go to etc, you know?? these arent headcanons btw that's all canon. we just dont know.... why. im so curious bc it's so oddly specific lmao like why werent the grandparents just. parents. but no. she's said to live with her grandma but used to also have a grandad and her parents work overseas. like. what. what was the need to come up with all this bro

anyways my headcanons. i do hc she was raised by her grandparents. since the parents work overseas im assuming they're very career oriented, and since the grandparents are both individually mentioned to be super worried about takane's illness, im assuming the grandparents were like can you STOP taking this sick kid from place to place and the parents were like fiiiine. here u can have her😐 and that's it lol i dont think they're rich parents or HORRIBLE PEOPLE i know it's popular to hc them as these Awful Horrible People i personally think they aren't Mean. they just are not AROUND. i dont think they'd be mean to her if they saw her i think they'd just sit there rly awkward like so... how is school going.... but they Won't because they Don't care👍

my extra hc is that the grandparents dont get along with the parents bc of this, or they're like wtf how did we raise someone who ABANDONED THEIR CHILD. so they raise takane with that in mind a lot and amd and and they're family.... and love each other... we do also gloss over takane losing her grandpa i know it's cuz its BARELY MENTIONED AND ITS AN ODDLY SPECIFIC DETAIL WE JUST. HAVE. but she was like 15 or 16 when he dies bro u_u fuck the tateyamas crying for ayaka can i see how my girl ene was doing losing unnamed grandfather

[setagaya-division]

Yorii's Thoughts on Nara Division

Yuuya Kanata

"Ah, I've seen this guy at the Academy sometimes. I'll admit, when I first saw him, he seemed like your standard rebel student whose only interests are: rock, rebelling against authority, poor grades, and all of that other things associated with them. Surprisingly though, he actually seems a pretty pleasant guy! I hear he's got a talent for music. I haven't heard him sing or rap yet, but I'll keeping my ear to the ground when he does! If he's actually as good as people say he is, I'll have to think about including him in a future song of mine!"

Asahi Tomoharu

Yorii frowns at the photo of the wagashi artist. "I haven't met this guy, but something about him I really don't like. The main reason? Because he resembles that... person that I really don't wish to mention right now. I didn't think much of him, at first. But... recently some signs have been appearing about this guy that states that he may be more than just a simple confectionery artist. His suspicious abnormal strength just add to my theory. ...I don't know. I may be wrong about all of this, and I may just be paranoid. But until I get some proof that this guy isn't just a... 'copy', then I don't want anything to do with him."

Saigo Fuyugami

"Ah, the old business guy! I think he deals in stocks or something. I don't know. I'm not really into that sort of boring stuff. I gotta thank him for giving Elliot that electric bike, though! That thing saves me a lot of time walking to and fro from places! I know the gift is technically Big Bro's, but he rarely uses the thing as it is, and it was just collecting dust sitting in the hallway. So, until he gets comfortable using it, I'll be taking good care of it until then!"

Miraitabi

"I think I did a show at Nara City. The place had more deer than people! One of them actually tried to buck me after I tried to pet it! Apparently, they're wary of strangers, which is just mean! But it's fine. Elliot is the 'animal expert' in our group. I'm fine hanging around people, especially cute girls!"

"As for these guys... I don't have much to say on them. They're new and they seem alright. But... we'll have to see how their rapping goes before we can make a judgment. I'm looking forward to hearing them. Especially Yuuya!"

[dxwnfxll]

Hi! could i req spicy iceberg hcs....

Sure!

Nsfw warning ahead

So you've known Iceberg for awhile now, the two of you hardly getting along. Y'all always seemed to be bumping heads, but that was just to the public eye. You two had grown a.."friendship" from y'alls hatred.

At first y'all two did butt heads, y'all did hate each other but eventually you two ended up letting off some steam and now you both do so whenever y'all can.

Iceberg is a teasing person, he likes to sit next to you during meetings and rub his hand on your leg. Or rest his hand on the side of your stomach, He's also the type to sit across from you and press his foot against your crotch all the while looking as if he's doing work.

He's a switch so doesn't matter what you prefer, he's cool with whatever (well..unless it's super weird, bro is desperate but not THAT desperate)

He's not a public relationship type of guy, so don't expect after y'all have done the do for him to hold your hand while walking down the hallway or kiss you around anyone. He'd rather keep his relationship(s) secret from prying eyes (especially Gears.)

He's a thigh guy, no matter your gender he will put his head between your thighs and 'go to town' if y'know what I mean ;) he also likes boobs

If you want him to be dom get ready cause he's a kinky lil dom. He's into degrading, praising, spankings, hair pulling, and light teasing chokes here or there. He's also kinda rough as a dom

If you want him as a sub though he's ready for any kinks you may have (again unless they're super weird)

He does sometimes pull you into 'dead zones' where there's no cameras and have a little make out sesh with ya. He'll also pass by you in the halls and (if there's no one around) he'll smack your ass and walk away as if he didn't do anything. If you're working he'll sometimes grope your ass as well.

Of course the ice king doesn't over step boundaries though, if you tell him you don't like something he'll stop. He may mess up a couple times in bed if it's one of his kinks but he'll usually catch himself.

Loves leaving hickeys/scratches on you, and loves how your face looks whenever people question who gave you them. He's very smug about it, but not when he's the one being questioned about having hickeys though.

In conclusion: kinky ice boy

Hope ya liked this, i haven't written anything nsfw in a while so 😥 sorry if they seem little rushed or anything

Till next time!