#This is totally not me fantasizing

[coldtwaer]

Preds being cozy

I really like the concept of a pred that really enjoys being cozy

Like, as soon as you walk inside their room you can see hundreds of soft pillows scattered around

Then there’s their bed that is flooded by pillows and plushies with there only being just enough available space to fit them.

So when their partner comes to visit, they ask where they can lay and the pred offers the best spot they know. (Spoiler: It’s their stomach)

Now the two of them can both be cozy while the pred sleeps off the oncoming food coma on the very comfortable bed (The prey is perfectly fine). Maybe after the pred wakes up and lets the prey out they can go watch a movie on the couch with some hot cocoa. (a beverage I believe is acceptable for any season of the year)

[entomolog-t]

I made a post a while back about it being funny to think about everyday people enjoying G/t- Cashiers, accountants, mechanics etc.

But what about the opposite?

What about the marine biologists fantasizing about giant mers?

Some social media influencer just absolutely hooked on G/t fluff?

A professional athlete who just wants to be smol???

Where are my not so everyday people G/t lovers???

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

yk if i didn't grow up in a constant state of emotional repression, id probably be a disaster right now

[rapture-tribune]

i think that we as bioshock fans need to talk more about the fact that stanley poole recorded an audio diary that was basically just this image

[demonateher]

I had a vivid dream that I flew to some random theater to watch the new episode premiere already, though in reality there aren't even showtimes listed yet on the theater websites. I was one of the first people seated in that classroom-style theater too.

Like, because it was a dream there were of course elements of the episode itself that made me go "what??? Why did Ufotable change it so much???" but also "weeee, new content, this is exciting!" but mostly it was me after the premiere being like, "So I know I just hopped on a plane somewhere to come watch this because of course I would, but I don’t actually know where I am. Hmm. Am I on Shikoku?"

Priorities.

Clearly I am excited to get a new anime episode soon.

[snixx]

middle/high school me didn't form parasocial relationships with celebrities they formed serial parasocial relationships with random lesbian 20-something bloggers with a penchant for being 24/7 haters on increasingly obscure platforms (often that they had abandoned years ago) and would stay up till like 4am every night reading their posts from like five years back and collecting the Lore

[emma-d-klutz]

I believe any attraction between Riddlebat in canon is at the very most a comedically one-sided affair. With the exception of the museum scene in Zero Year. Did you guys see that? What was that about? Did you guys see that? Sparks were flying. I feel delusional (colloquial) looking at that. Like “Is it me? Did I imagine that?”

[memorys-skyscraper]

the scene in yakuza 5 where shinada and milky dance on the roof talking about how they should run away and start over in a new town with new jobs and new lives, only for milky to abruptly stop and let shinada go when she gets called back downstairs to work, while shinada is sent stumbling by suddenly being let go until he too comes to a stop, burns a hole in my brain

[seokwoosmole]

I am so delulu for this man.

[firelord-frowny]

lmao i just bought the new assassins creed game and i hope to god that the player character isnt sexy bc i CANNOTTTTTTTT go through this again omfg

[silverselfshippingchaos]

ugh I have the biggest damn crush ever right now!!!

[bsaka7]

i think being on a sports team will fix me like both ends of my senior year wasn't characterized by two seriously stressful sports related situations....

[tombstone-pisa]

I think a lot about the stalker au... Especially with the context of the stalker genuinely thinking they and Ingo are in a relationship. Like when Emmet arrives in Hisui, things escalate into a physical confrontation and Emmet gets hurt.

And even without his memories Ingo naturally goes to Emmet! He doesn't even think about his supposed 'lover' when his brother is hurt. And the stalker reacts with absolute betrayal and accuses Emmet of turning Ingo against him/corrupting him etc. This is probably the point in the story where Ingo remembers the truth and apologizes to Emmet (emmet of course reassures him that he hasn't done anything wrong and it's not his fault) and it becomes a matter of what to do.

Lady Sneasler is SUPER excited she's finally allowed to kill this asshole. The second Ingo confirms it to her, she goes on the hunt. No one hurts her warden or his brother and gets away with it.

[rebelcliche-archive2]

not me, at 2am, thinking about how the fandom ignores l/ucas and a/rgyle bc they're not white lol

[1eos]

if i were rich i would so consider crashing into ppls cars on purpose when they're assholes and park in the fucking way