#Trashing hard

[hinamie]

playing around w slightly different hair renders

[emnemsbrainrothours]

the way i immediately thought of them when this meme dropped

[nonexistentirl]

It takes great luck for one to come across an ancient power and even more to acquire one in their entire lifetime.

Cale: *casually gains 10+ ancient powers, half of them without even trying*

It's extremely rare to come across a dragon.

Cale: *casually has dragons at his beck and call run errands for him*

Necromancers are extinct.

Cale: *casually happens upon one (the Last Necromancer in the world, in fact) while running an errand, purely by chance, completely unintended*

Vampires don't exist.

Cale: *casually discoveres an entire hidden country full of them*

The chances of coming across a Lich in one's lifetime are almost non-existent.

Cale: *casually discovers and fights off one while trying to overthrow the government of a neighbouring nation*

Nobody has ever seen the World Tree.

Cale: *casually strolls into the World Tree's home, has the World Tree throw money at him while shaking in fear*

[apieceofcrew02]

father and son

[egophiliac]

so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!

with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:

[thatchrollostan]

alright, warning: NSFW ahead cause i noticed i you all love it. oh, and AFAB reader

i always think that after witnessing his mother's fate of becoming a prostitute in the Underground, sex lost all appeal to him. Levi never imagined himself doing it with anyone, because to him, it was just lust and greed, and it always ended with the woman at a disadvantage. and he hated that

until he meets you, and learns that sex is more than just touching, moaning, and temporary fulfillment. when done right, with mutual consent, sex can be intimate and a time to show your partner the most vulnerable part of oneself. Levi sees that on your first time doing it, how gorgeous you look without clothes on, showing him every part you always seem so insecure about. your scars, your stretch marks, your curves and everything in between, the ones you always say you hate, and he just silently wonders why, because, they're absolutely gorgeous to his eyes.

and then he realizes that, he's not the only one looking at the most vulnerable side of you, but you too, are looking at the most vulnerable part of him. his scars, and mostly, how inexperienced and awkward he is at this. he has no fucking idea how to please you, how to make you feel good. he'd rather you to lead, so he could learn, but right now, he just wants to try

"please tell me everything. if you want me to stop, if something doesn’t feel good, or if you like something i do. guide me," he says, as he begins to kiss every inch of your skin slowly. he’s trying to figure it all out, how to do this, why you’re so unbelievably beautiful, and how the hell he ended up this lucky.

for a while, he just kisses you, so very lost in the moment, but mostly unsure of what to do next. and if you don’t say anything, he’ll ask, almost embarrassedly. "what can I do for you again?" because if it were up to him, he’d be content just worshipping your body all night long. but then you tell him how you’d like to be pleased, and he does exactly that.

when he brushes his fingers slightly against your nipple and notices your reaction, he almost smiles. in fact, he catches himself smiling every time you give him the reaction he wants, and does that repeatedly until he finds another one. so he uses his mouth to tease your nipple slowly, exploring how to stimulate this part of yours, until his fingers reach your core, and brushes his fingers along the folds.

another reaction, and he pulls his mouth away from your breast to just look at your face, twisted in pleasure but so breathtaking as he runs his finger along your folds, trying to find something that will elicit another stronger reaction. when he finds your clit and sees how it makes you react, stronger than the previous one, you'll find his face so captivated at every sound you make.

if he manages to bring you to climax just from his fingers alone, he'll gaze at you as if he's falling all over again for you and just kisses your forehead.

"was that okay? do you want to rest?" he asks, not caring in the slightest that hasn’t had his share of pleasure. for him, just being with you, pleasing you, that was more than enough.

if you say yes, he quickly wipes his fingers with a tissue, then lifts you into his arms and carries you to the bathroom to help you clean up. while you soak in, he changes the sheets, making sure everything is fresh and clean, so by the time you come out, he’s ready to pull you into his arms and just hold you for the rest of the night.

but if you say keep going...

To be continued.....

[ethereallroses]

basically ranpoe in that one chapter/episode

[mikqchoux]

Imagine if he started getting scared of bridges too

[iknowwhereiare]

me too, anya. me too.

[lizmidfordsblog]

Dear diary, today I have been blessed by a smiling Beacrox. It feels wrong yet incredibly right at the same time.

so many crumbs, SO MANY CRUMBS.

This man knows how to cook, clean, take care of kids and SMILE. How the hell has he not been snatched up yet?

ALSO, this little shit:

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Cale, hustling for drama: A single mom who works two jobs~

In Raon's immortal words, why do you look like that? Are you planning on scamming someone? You look like a walking pyramid scheme.

[s0uvlakii]

Samuel Beckett posing with a pile of trash

[murasaki-cha]

I've wanted to do this meme redraw for so long

[checkeredblueskirt]

Part 1

And so it begins 🐢🦴

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[jade-of-mourning]

my favorite thing to draw is korra being happy! my second favorite thing to draw is mako's deeply imprinted eyebags that have been present since the age of eight

[gillmossyagate]

Was talking with a mutual about this earlier but like, if someone somehow managed to get Cale to laugh hard enough, I feel like he would have one of those midwestern dad cackles. Normally he'll have a quiet laugh, snort/smile if he finds something mildly amusing or wheeze silently if something catches him off-guard. But a full belly-laugh? That man CACKLES.

Like imagine:

It's fully silent in the Super Rock Villa because everyone is busy doin their own thing, and then all of a sudden this loud laugh starts echoing through the place, and everyone has a moment of pause when they realize.

Something made Cale fucking Henituse cackle.

This has never happened before, but the same thought crosses everyone's mind:

"We need to hear him laugh like that again."

Suddenly, it becomes a challenge with money on the line. Whoever can get Cale to cackle again will get 100 galleons from everyone participating as well as bragging rights at having made Cale laugh.

Alberu gets involved, and adds the condition that if someone manages to get him to slap his knee while he's laughing, he will give them a golden plaque.

The Henituse Family gets involved.

Duke Fredo von Ejellan gets involved.

Eruhaben gets involved.

Ron motherfucking Molan even joins in.

Everyone is so incredibly invested in this, so much so that Cale has started picking up on a shift in something. He isn't sure what changed, but he starts gaining a 6th sense for dad jokes thanks to all the attempts made by Deruth and Duke Fredo. They were all so bad that they almost looped around to being funny again. The moment Cale feels a dad joke coming, he goes stone-faced in preparation for one of the worst puns known to any race.

At most, if they're bad enough, it makes him crack a smile or snort. But none have managed to make him belly-laugh yet.

Eruhaben and Rosalyn are almost tempted to magic their way through and use a harmless laughing gas, but both agree that it would probably be cheating and also very unethical.

Raon, Ohn, and Hong are in it too. So far, Ohn has come the closest. No one knows how she did it, but she got a laugh out of him. But it wasn't quite THE laugh.

Eventually, when Sui Khan comes around, he catches wind of this alleged cackle-laugh and gets involved too. He doesn't fully join into the challenge. That would be unfair after all, as he's known Cale the longest. But he does help the others out with their ideas or jokes to get Cale to laugh.

A lethal duo begins to form, as Ohn has decided to request Sui Khan's help. No one knows what to expect, but everyone is absolutely in this to win the money and, most importantly, the bragging rights.

[thugguzzler]

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