#UHMMMMMMMMMMM

[fumiiigation]

Kindest of them all. Outfit for @sanjiartcollab 🫶

[shawcl]

so i started reading legend of exorcism

[goldensunset]

sometimes you become mutuals with someone bc they seem cool and their art is good and you don’t think much of it then on a whim you go exploring their blog and you realize oh they’re COOL cool. oh their art is GOOD good. oh goodness gracious. help me. this person is .and they follow me . i think i hauve covid

[thenight-falls]

SIGHS DRAMATICALLY/j

I'm gonna make another AU, I hate you/sar

You're giving me too many ideas for AUs and concepts to fw, stawwwpppuhhhh/j

- @mistys-chaos, aka @criesofthecalamity

(Mod here!! I’m so glad you’re liking the concepts in putting out/gen)

[malfunctioning-mantis]

guys…….. guys help…………… ik got real…….

[liuisi]

save me half up half down hairstyle save me

[pup-pee]

u ask me y i use fire fox

i reply "ren hana"

[starrbright]

This is insane😧 understandable though 🙏🏼

titan eren, who holds you with one hand, and uses that long ass tongue to take one swipe, and licks your ass and pussy at the same time.

titan eren, who treats your like a person baby doll getting little dresses and white stockings. placing you in a doll house.

titan eren, who after he eats dinner, puts you on his large plate and spreads your leg’s dress rising and using his large fingers to softy rub your pussy

titan eren, who sticks out his tongue and let’s your ride it

titan eren, who lets his large, sticky cum rain down on you while he grunts

titan eren, who wishes his large cock could fit in you. but makes up for it when you hold onto it, hunch your pussy against him

[psiimaid]

the way this pnel was on the actual literl comic oh my hob

[hopetatic]

. what

[yoakenouta]

ㅤㅤRITSUKA blinked at the accusation, taken aback by how annoyed Dark was by the prospect. He listened to Dark's reprimands with an unreadable expression before a simple smile took his lips in response. " ... When you put it that way, I guess it can be pretty selfish. I mean, it's not like I don't understand where you're coming from; I have been on the same end more times than I can count so I do agree that it's pretty frustrating but ... isn't it normal to feel like you shouldn't be loved by anyone ? " He said it so matter-of-factly to the point it seemed like a given. " Well ... people have varying reasons for feeling this way but it's not as if we don't consider your feelings. It just feels ... unfathomable, I guess ? Like there's some kind of unbreakable glass between the other person and I. At least in my case, I still don't think I have much to offer ... rather, there's nothing that I can give at all. " His gaze momentarily faltered and flicked elsewhere as if he resented that very fact but the moment came and went and he was back to his usual smile ( it was if he hadn't just said anything at all ).

ㅤㅤ" That's the spirit ! If there's anything that I admire about you, it's that you're determined. Or maybe persistent is the right word ? " He laughed. " I really hope things work out for the both of you either way. Even if nothing happens now, you can at least look forward to the time you have with her. " That was the great thing about being in love after all. " H - huh ? Ahaha ... you don't need to go out of your way return the sentiment. I mean, we've been a lot less clumsy about it compared to the start so I think we're finally settling in. Besides, it's pretty embarrassing when you bring it up but ... well ... right. " The brief fluster had come to a wane and there it was again, that same distant expression with a smile still somehow plastered with a smile.

ㅤㅤ" Thanks. "

' don't lie to me , you little ... ! ' grr , grr ! whatever , he wouldn't press ! there were more important things to worry about , anyways ! ' --- the heck do you mean you understand where she's coming from ? are you saying you'd give someone that kind of crap , too ? ' the thin , serpentine slits of his eyes stare and jab at the other . ' ... when someone works up the courage to confess , and you say you don't want to be with them because of yourself , then even if it's supposed to be for the other person's sake , isn't it still selfish ? i mean , it's fine to worry , but rejecting someone solely off the basis of yourself alone , ' he huffs , and his voice softens with a muffling smother of faint , faraway hurt , ' it's frustrating . '

with that alone he sinks into his own quiet thoughts . true , it wasn't as if the girl he liked was screaming and running away from him at first sight , but having to endure a scowl followed by ruthlessly cutting words offered up with a smile might have been even worse in some regards . knowing that she might have similarly , if not even more relentlessly verbally whipped herself like the way she did him was just ...

' ... well , everything should be fine . ' a sigh . his head turns , his eyes set away and left to roam about the room , away from ritsuka's features . ' nobody can say what'll happen in the future , so i'll look forward to it . moreover , it'd be more surprising than not for the great me to miss out on his real treasure , right ? ' with or without ritsuka's faith and assistance , he'd have kept going until something became of himself and his other . ' --- as for you , i can only wish you happiness as well , master . after all , a clumsy dance is still a dance : even if you both end up stomping around inelegantly or stepping on each other's toes every once in a while , there should still be a warm and precious hand in your hand . '

[weirdgenetic-fuckup]

SLASH BEING AUTISTIC IS SOOOOOOOOOO REAL. LIKE HE HAS A THING FOR DINOSAURS BUT NOT JUST THAT. HE HAS A THING FOR UHMMMMMMMMMMM IDK BIOLOGY(?) HE KEEPS REPOSTING POSTS THAT ARW LIKE "new species of fish found in the sea blablabla" HES SLIGHTLY AUTISTIC. I AM 100000000% SURE.

We're using this video for a second so stay with me

I keep seeing people making jokes about him not being interested at all like dude he is??? One of the first things I ever learned about Slash was how much he loved reptiles, all animals but he's stated that specifically reptiles like dinosaurs and snakes (also cats are his favourite)

but the reason I've heard is that he just sounds like he doesn't want to be there (i.e. monotone) THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE ISN'T INTERESTED???

Like I get how it could come off as him being disinterested from a neurotypical perspective but listening to autistic people? That's how excitement comes off?? Do you want him to jump up and down??? he only does that when he's high guys cmon

Even if it is scripted, which I would be more shocked if it wasn't, listen to Slash talk about things like this in his own time??? The way he talks about animals man AUTISM

After reading his book I am convinced this man is autistic, the first few chapters all about his childhood he talks about his relationship with his parents and stuff and said that he got along better with adults than kids AUTISM and he was the social outcast "because he's from the U.K." was his excuse

Dude

My brother in Christ

No one cares you have an accent YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE A DINOSAUR

I was trying to go through more reasons why I thought he was autistic but honestly at this point I'm just mad people are STILL shocked whenever he posts about animals HAVE YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION??? The only reason he doesn't still have over a hundred pets is because he had kids and didn't think giant snakes and cougars were a smart thing to have around so he gave them to zoos where they'd be safe and not hurting anyone

[m0on-prism]

Mitsuaya headcanons pt 2

Aya meows back to stray cats

Mitsuki comes by Aya's place a lot to help babysit her brothers

Aya snores super loud

It's woken Mitsuki up in the middle of the night

On the rare occasion Mitsuki wakes up before Aya, she makes breakfast in bed for her

Aya ensures Mitsuki looks halfway decent when leaving the house

When they broke up, Aya cut her hair during a mental breakdown, instantly regretted it, and cried even more.

Mitsuki had trouble being able to cut her hair anymore

(Hair holds memory and all that)

Aya kept Mitsukis old hoodies and when they stopped smelling like her, she bought Mitsuki's old cologne to not forget what she smelt like

Mitsuki started painting her nails the same pink Aya would frequently wear

Mitsuki still has Aya sleeping as her lock screen

The breakup was unexpected and only a few months after Mitsuki had proposed to Aya

Aya still wears her engagement ring

Chizuru and Mao invite her out to bars and other outings to help her get out of the house

Aya unconsciously looks for Mitsuki in the crowds and in other people

Mitsuki frequently tries to get with other people who all look similar to Aya but can't go through with any of them

Mitsuki still dedicated all her songs to Aya - together or not

Aya refuses to listen to any songs by Mitsuki

Mitsuki sleeps for days at a time while Aya can't sleep

Mitsuki tries to recreate old hairstyles Aya had put her hair in

Joe reached out to Aya to help console her, Aya appreciated the gesture but it didn't help

Narita tried talking to Mitsuki about how bad she screwed up and it made her feel so much worse finding out how bad Aya was doing

Aya covered most of her mirrors because she hates to see how depressed she looks

Aya adamantly avoids bridal shops as she feels she'll never be able to love anyone else again

Mitsuki wears old jewelry Aya had left behind

At Mitsuki's concerts and shows she always looks for Aya in hopes she'll be able to see her again

The two see each other again at a mutual friend party and Aya can't help the tears that start falling

Mitsuki can't conjure up any words to say

Aya mumbles I hate you's

Mitsuki can't do anything but accept them

Uhmmmmmmmmmmm yeah. I want to write an angst fic but I also can't write angst well at all so lol

[chonnysinferno]

uhmmmmmmmmmmm

[dyshonor]

-- WAKING UP WITH A headache is hardly an unusual experience for Randal.

Despite his love of drink, he had never been lucky enough to be spared of hangovers. Though- a point of pride for him- one could hardly be faulted for thinking otherwise, with how hard he worked to make sure that no one could tell. He could win debates and trick lovely fellows with or without seventeen phantom knives pounding through his skull.

So: yes, Randal knew his way around a drink, and around keeping his wits about him when his fingers blurred in front of him. It was for that reason that the situation he found himself in was so concerning.

He slams his head against the stable keeping that he finds himself in, then his chin as he slips on wet hay. It has been raining, it seems, and wherever he is, it is clearly not in his mansion.

A horse brays above him, followed by another one a little ways off. A stable, then, likely. He pulls himself up and shoves off the animal as it attempts to nuzzle his shoulder. Ugh. Randal pushes back the swath of hair that has fallen in front of his face and takes stock of the situation.

He does not know this carpentry, or this grass, or those trees. He does not know the clothing that he wears, far more suited for rough-and-tumble combat than any sort of showmanship. He does not-

It comes back to him in bucketfuls, muddy and copper-like: that he was not quite who he was, that the people he broke bread with were no longer the same.

The whole time-skipping, world-hopping thing. The older him.

Randal groans for what feels like the upteenth time in the past five minutes.

How he has de-aged this time, he hardly knows or cares. It is like he has been up and thrown somewhere with a handbook that happened to some other person, rifling through memories that sit in polished goop. He runs his hand down his face and wonders idly if he should just knock himself out rather than live with whatever shame the older him has surely accumulated, but decides against it.

Instead, Randal balances himself against the stable gate, shrugging off one more prod from the horse before closing it behind him.

Goals, then. Randal is nothing without a scheme, and so he forces one up. The Officers' Academy- that's what this place was, wasn't it? There was no use in staying here. What few impressions that dastard had made were hardly any he was keen on keeping, and Randal hardly anticipated any real leverage thrown his way.

No, he was far more likely to be babied here than anything else, ridiculed or pitied until that dastard came back. The thought leaves a pit in his stomach. Yes, it was best to find a wholly different continent to find his bearings upon, far removed from the so-called 'friends' that that dastard had put himself into the debts of.

He finds himself desperately trying to remember if there were any death-threats leveraged his way when he turns the corner. This section of the stables seems better suited to care for pegasi, with ample space for them to stretch their wings.

And there-

"Emma!"

It leaves his mouth before he means it to, and even then, the noise is embarrassing. A clapped palm over his lips is not enough to silence the warbling thing that had come out of him, parched and tired and completely lacking in intimidation. He turns away and ducks his head, shoulders hunched as if she wouldn't be able to see him.

Perhaps she's forgotten how he looks, when he's like this. Would be lovely if the brat just left him be until he either found some way to leave or force that dastard back into place.

@shiningfalcon

the same, to the left

+ any.

[dwevilliette]

I no longer feel safe my friend told me she wanted to skin me alive…uhmmmmmmmmmmm ( she meant in the actual way of skinning…)