she is eepy
I seem to remember the bedhead mentioned a couple(?) times but I only have a screenshot of Liam saying it😭
+ random sketch that I'll never finish under the cut⬇️
I've always wanted to draw the boyfriend shirt thingy🤭
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today for the first time in uni i got asked "are you one of those weird people that thinks they're a dog?" and i said yes but in a funny tone (regional meme). like. yeah so what. what are you going to do about it. do you love it. and they reacted negatively, but because we were in a big group with some of my closest friends they knew better than to say anything else.
later while we were taking the subway, we were chatting about therapy and i got into the topic of my alterhumanity again. i told them about my life experience and all the things that brought me to the identity i hold today. i didnt have to sugarcoat anything, i explained to them how i felt different from other children ever since i can remember and how i made excuses for feeling so weird and lonely, and how that affects my life up to this day even after i dont feel lonely anymore (i feel weird but this time it's /pos lmao). they were very reassuring and agreed with my reasoning, then moved on to talk about other therapy stories.
the first day someone from my "adult life" teases me about my therianthropy is also the first day people from my adult life stop and understand it for how important it is to me. for every 1 terrible interaction you will have you will have a thousand positive ones & you deserve to be surrounded by people that love you because of how weird /pos you are
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just a few modern!Saltburn social media headcanons from the oxford era
venetia is obviously trying her hand at being an influencer
she has more followers than felix and brags about it constantly but refuses to unblock him
oliver's only on linkedin at first because his high school guidance councillor told him he should be on it.
felix's oxford friends group chat is wild but nowhere near as bad as their snapchat group
their snapchat group is Feral and half the things they send while shitfaced would get them cancelled
current group chat name is SOCIALIST SLUTS INCORPERATED
felix's current name in the chat is Sir Oral Fixation 👅💦
half the group blocked ollie when he tried to add them because only got proper social media after getting to oxford. he has a generic user name and no profile picture at first and they thought he was a bot.
farleigh gave Oliver the nickname 'WDE' in the chat but admitted that it stands for Weird Dick Energy. Felix changed Oliver's nickname to just Ollie and no-one's changed it since.
there is a second gc that felix and oliver don't know about :(
half of Oxford University Confessions on facebook are about Felix
annabel and india both follow a felix catton fan account on instagram but will say they got hacked if anyone points it out
farleigh runs the felix catton fan account and finds it hilarious that anyone follows it because he dedicates the entire thing to posting the most unflattering, blurry, up close, bizarre photos of felix he can manage to capture.
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