#Ur welcome godspeed!

[hajihiko]

it wasnt ur intention but u did it anyway but seeing the sliver of pekonami content from you gave me the power to finish what i had to do today thank you so much

or WASNT it my intention....

[suntails]

YOU'RE THE ARTIST I KEEP SEEING I'M SO SORRY I HAVEN'T FOLLOWED YOU SOONER

GVHBFJKND NO WORRIES LMAO NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE??? welcome to the page, welcome to the land of tag ramblings and making vaguely plot-esque diasomnia angst art <3 green guy nation over on catríona suntails dot tumblr dot gov

[didhewinkback]

so I love your writing - so much - and I’m brand new to the Harry styles fandom (I’ve admired from afar for years)… could you recommend your favourite writers and fics?? I love your writing so I know that you have to have some good recommendations up your sleeve!!!

omg hiii welcome !! this is so nice and this is my favorite question ever im more than happy to rec bc i am a fic reading machine okay.

so i've listed my faves by my faves as well as their masterlists so you can check out their other works and in reading it back i realize instead of making you a quick easy go-to guide to my fave fics i've written you a novel with soooo many recs. god bless and godspeed and i hope you enjoy !!

(in no particular order)

tis the damn season by @harrytheehottie i love el's writing so so much so its tough to pick a fave bc spinning out is really such a close second but these two mean everything to me, i just love their dynamic and the strong characterizations and the drama !! here's her masterlist, you really cant go wrong here they're all fireeee

hazy by @oh-honey-styles i am a self proclaimed anne stan so picking a fave is super difficult but hazy just sneaks above the rest for me because i just love them and i loove how harry is written here check out her masterlist tho but they are all so so good anne's writing is everything

lighthouse by @for-fucks-sake-h okay my fave of anna's changes allll the time but i did rec jamaica me happy last time so lighthouse wins this round but also all of their one shots/ blurbs are so good too i think about la paloma and never coming back down all the time. check out her masterlist as well u are guaranteed to find ur own fave

the close quarters series by @andwhenshesays was everything to me in 2020 but also you have to read trick of the light & have ur life changed (i can't find kate's masterlist but all of their fics are top tier so go poke around there)

all things yet to come by @soysauceharry is one of my favorite fics i've ever read and i come back to it often, amina has such a way with language and love stories that make it such a delightful re-read, i find new favorite lines all the time. check out their masterlist bc you really cant go wrong there

a soft place to fall by @hslllot i love it so much and can't wait to read more of it. it is such a lovely world to dive into, a perfect escape and shan has a really lovely way with the characters. check out their masterlist bc its toooo too good

the last line by @harry-on-broadway okay im a big tying you to me girl but this new series by sarah was so good, really fun dynamic between penny and harry and lots of fun drama. a really fun read, check out their masterlist too everything is so good

cavalcami by @all-things-fic ohhh i just adore liz's writing it was actually impossible to just rec one, im really partial to the quarantine harry series as well. i just reallly love the relationship dynamics they explore so well, each fic is such a lovely journey and also hot as hell most of the time not gonna line. you can find their masterlist here

infatuation on a mutual level by @harrygoeswest i really loooved this one by katie its so lovely and sweet and fun, i read it in one sitting i was truly hooked, i can't find a way to link her other stories in one go but check them out they're all great!!!

cloudbusting by @starsstruck is one of my all all time faves, i re-read it often. its such a lovely story with really interesting characters and a really lovely love story that makes you want to scream in the best way possible. charlotte has a way of writing really palpable chemistry, i can't find a way to link a masterlist of hers but one of her shorter fics blue dream is one of my faves as well

if you're looking for something shorter and sweet that will make u sweat pls check out our queen of the blurbs @harrysblackcoat nikki alwaysssss brings the fire with her blurbs, which you can find all of them right here it is actually impossible for me to choose a fave but i think of this one often lhh 4ever

ugh a lot of my other faves have since deleted which i respect and understand and also i have just recommended you about 600,000 words to read so godspeed lmk what you think, also if you read any of their works be sure to shoot them a message it really means soooo so much when readers reach out to say what they've liked about the fics!!

[hawkeyeslaughter]

if ur taking edit requests and you're quickly approaching my favorite episode of MASH ever (welcome to korea) i gotta ask for smth with BJ!!

godspeed on abyssinia henry 🫡

for you anon , i will ! <3 i actually have a masterlist mash of edit ideas ( i will forget if i don’t write it down as SOON as i get the idea ) and i’m pretty sure i have more than one on there for bj ;] !!

also , if you’re a hunnihawk shipper i have an idea that admittedly i’ve been pretty excited about so :] yay !!

and thank you 😭😭 i’m about to start it in a min

[porcelainslut]

GODSPEED TO THE RADIO STARRRR STOP THE BEAT WHEN THEY TAKE IT TOO FARRRRR DONT GO BLIND FROM THE STARS IN UR EYES WELCOME TO THE NEW STARTING LINEEE

[in-love-with-remus-lupin]

hello my dear, as you may reckon from my most recent musings, I am down bad atm for Remadora. (In truth, I was down bad 12 years ago and have had phases, now is one of them) Please send me any fic requests you may have (bonus points if they are on AO3 and bonus points if they involve remus not leaving dora when he discovers she's pregnant). I literally just binge-read a 100 chapter fic that was a time travel fix it and I was so obsessed I hardly slept. My friends and I are counting on you, godspeed.

Hello and the warmest welcome to tumblr Remadora community, we are very happy to have you, there are so few people here, so its always amazing to have new people....

And I'm taking a guess - was the fic u read The Bureaucratic Error by Iniga, because its one of my absolute favorites...if I'm wrong, than its another suggestion 😉

Flying Colours trilogy By: TauraNorma

Word count: 318,106

Works: 3

Description: The ‘Flying Colours’ trilogy follows Lupin and Tonks’ romance across the canon timeline, from the beginning of the Order of the Phoenix until the end of the Deathly Hallows.

My Comment: This is the first ever fanfiction I ever read (yup, I'm totally new to the fandom) and its like the Bible to our Remadora community, we literally worship it. Bt, its entirely canon compliant so remus does leave 😢

.

1. Flying Colours

26 chapters

"It's funny" Said Tonks, pink curls grazing the scars on Remus' bare chest, as she peered into his face. "Last night I had the privilege of seeing you lose control and now I'm watching you try to reassemble yourself. Piece by piece" The Ministry's most unconventional Auror meets the Order's most self-disciplined werewolf.

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2. Shadow Boxing

16 chapters

“It’s hell,” said Tonks, hating every tear that escaped. “It’s hell feeling this way. People may have slapped a pretty name on the thing, but love is bloody breaking me" An indoctrinated werewolf army is rising, the war is spiralling out of control, and two divided lovers are haunted by their past.

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3. Tearing Sky

27 chapters

“It’s not goodbye. So don’t you dare look at me like that, Remus.” An extraordinary marriage fights for survival.

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Scarred Roots By: nursie91

Words count: 239,657

Chapters: 38

Summary: An AU story set in a world with no magic. James and Lily were killed by Peter's deceit; Sirius imprisoned, Remus tortured for a long painful year. Now, they raise Harry. Sirius dates every girl that crosses his path and Remus concentrates on surviving one day to the next. It all changes when a red-headed cop trips into their lives. Will Remus see her love before it's too late?

My Comment: I've only read 2 novel length muggle AUs and I love them both dearly, bt this is also one of the best fics in all categories...So, there u go

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The Color of a Full Moon By: Luce-depp

Words count: .

Chapters: 77

Summery: Lupin and Tonks, ever wanted to know how they met and she fell in love? Will include all book situations they're involved in and the unwritten moments that got them there. RL&NT. POV of both characters. M for moments in the later chapters. Canon

My Comment: lovely @rebelside suggested this to me recently and I've been starving for a good canon compliant story... so, to me its was like a glass of cold lemonade after a long day l...its absolutely amazing. And its stopped just after they're married, so technically Remus doesn't leave 😉😅

I kept the list brief, cz i usually can't hold on to my phases for too long... but if u can, than totally DM me for more recs (cz I have many 😅)......

Love for u & ur friend, hope u guys enjoy reading these 🤗

[ragdollfizix]

⚠️🏗🚧 teehee an intr o post!!! 🚧🏗⚠️

Haaaai ^-^ hi hi for the love of god hi. My name is fizix im a 21 y/o transman whos here for the silliness. And the cock and pussy and hole and tongue and cunt aand slick but also the silliness ^-^

yes i will make typos. its not a dumb puppy horny moment i just have fast fingers and im also halfblind with no autocorrect so liek. Yeah <3 this is also a sideblog!!! So if u know my main shhhhh no you dont :] i probably wont follow back but we r mutuals if youve dmed me and we've held a good few convos tbh

Im what you could classify as polyamorous but i dont identify with that label, im not looking for anything committed im just here to whore around and have some fun :D im bisexual, so anyone can interact! (EXCEPT CISHET MEN. OBVI.)

I am a man!!! anyone can interact but sapphics be known that i am a man and feel free 2 block me if that makes u uncomfy <3 godspeed queens. I try not to interact with wlw/mendni posts so if i do im SORRY </3

MINORS LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE. ITS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. GO OUTSIDE DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR SOMETHIGN

And also on that note ANYONE OVER 27 LEAVE ME ALONE THANK U <3

AND AND AND any ageless blogs/blank with only porn gifs are getting blocked <3<3<3<3<3

Asks & DMs are open! If you go 100mph out of the gate with the "ouhhh i wanna fuck you so bad with my big dick" i might just make fun of u tho. Buy me dinner first. Im down to flirt w anons/ppl in the askbox bc im a whore <3 mutuals get to kiss me with tongue too <3

Also i know i act all funny and silly but i AM down to clown if you get me in a mood <3 feel free to send a horny ask and see what happens :D

Current anons in da box: 💙 || 🐝 || 🐶 || 🦋 (feel free to ask for ur own emoji if you plan on sticking around!!)

I am a switch so im down for whatever. Want me to sub? Welcome to subway what do you want on your fuckig sandwich. Want me to dom? Welcome to dominos wjat is none pizza left beef. You know?

If ur just dying to know what i look like then uhhhh im a redhead w no surgery so i got titties and a cunt <3 im also not a shaver so you gotta fight the WHOLE underbrush to get to the center of the tootsie pop <3<3 is it like a. Cherry tootsie pop? because im a redhead and the. the pusee. also since this apparently drives people crazy im 5'4"

I dont wanna have a full list of my kinks bc i feel like itd be more fun for ppl to figure that out for themselves instead of getting a cheat sheet <3 anyone that does a quick scroll on my blog can tell im into oral, p3tplay, and praise tho. ill give a list of my No-Gos bc i wanna have fun with this blog and not get squicked/triggered away from it. List might be updated as time goes on

Yellow Light (stuff im neutral/alright with as long as it doesnt go too deep): dumbification, degredation, daddy/mommy title, only mutuals can bondage me

Red Light (hard stops, if u come at me with this stuff ur getting blocked): r@pe, piss, inc3st, scat, v//mit, p3do/4geplay, gun/knifeplay, k1dnapping, detrans, intox, feederism

And thats all for an intro poast i think! Thanks 4 reading have a good day and DRINK SOME WATER i know youre thirsty ;] This isnt a sex thing this is tumblr we are all dehydrated here. Suffering is not noble drink the damn water

[wormvermin]

Am I allowed to say that olyn is like a gorgeous he/him dyke to me

Hehe of course…. ur welcome to interpret anyone how you prefer, it’s all about the fantasy babie ✨💃🏻 godspeed

[crunchy-soup222]

saw ur tags welcome to tumboblr🐛🐛

Much thanks 🫡Godspeed... this site can be so scary at times

[magdalyne]

the best feeling in the world is someone desperately asking for a tampon and then u find one in ur bag for them <3

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

AIGHT, WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER KNOX REACTS. 

MONKIE KID SEASON 3 EPISODE 1

BUCKLE UP CAUSE I RAMBLED SO FREAKING MUCH ABOUT THE THEME SONG ALONEBGAFKMAOWE 

GODSPEED

Monkie Kid Season 3 episode 1 spoilers under cut

OKAY, OOOKKAY

AFTER A LOT OF TECNICAL DIFFICULTIES, IT’S TIME TO FREAKING WATCH THE MOTHERFREAKING SEASON 3, I’M ALREADY LOSING IT AND I HAVEN’T EVEN PRESSED PLAY SAVE MEB;LSKAFMOAEWF 

STARTED IT, TWO FRAMES IN, GOING ABSOLUTELY BONKERS

GOES CRAZY GOES STUPID GOES ABSOLUTELY INSANE BGSD;LKMFAOGHIO;AWEMFO;FM;OIEOIF 

GOING TO START NOW LOOSING MY GOSH DANG MINDDDDDDDD

WE’RE FINE

OKAY

HERE WE GO

IT’S SO FREAKING PRETTYYYYYYYY

MK HAS WUKONG’S SHADOW FIRST FRAME IN THE THEME SONG I’M SCREAMINGSBAF;AL;ABOAIWMEFABGWEF

CRYING OVER HOW PRETTY IT IS, THIS IS JUST THE INTRO I’M GONNA CRYGBGBS;DLJFNA;OGNWE

HGGBVB;JSDKLFJ SPIDERS, MONKEY FATHER SON SOBSS SOBBING YELLS 

THE WAY DURING THE FALSHBACK FOR THE LBD WUKONG’S BEING BEHIND MK AND THE WHOLE BG;LDKFMAWE SAVE ME WE HAVENT’ EVEN GOTTEN THROUGH THE INTRO GBSD;JLKFN;AGVA;WOEF

PIGSYBAJIEZHUBAJIE ZHU GONLIEGBA;NAGB;OUINF;OAHG;OIWEJFGIHAWE;IFHWEIOJGVLOWEGFVIOO;EFOWAEFJ

TANG TRIPGU;OIAG;DOFJG;OG

SANDYGBSD;KFLJNGAWOIRETF4

THE TRANSITIONS IN THE THEME SONG ARE SO FREAKING GOOD OH MY GODS NEZHA AND THE DBK FAM 

 SCREAMIGNGB;LFKMAWOG

THE STUPID MONKEY ON MY SCREEN?? IT’S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK 

LBD EYES GOING PURPLE MAC GOODBYE YOU DIE HI OKAY OH MY GODS HE’S NOT LASTING HE’S GONE HE’S SO GONE I SWEAR BGSDLK;FMA;AUWEFMNOIAWGHAWEF

THE WAY PIGSY LOOKS AT MK HE IS PROUD DAD I’M YELLING DSBG;LANFG;OAWE

 SCREAMING OVER WUKONG BEING THE ONE THROWING MK IN THE INTRO INSTEAD OF MEI MENTOR SUPPROT HE IS DAD I’M FREAKING SCREAMIGNS;LGBA;VOIWAM;FOWAEF

MAC MECH MONKEY??? MONKEY MEC WITH SPIKES????? MAC MECH????

MEI’S TERRIFYING I LOVE HER

I’M ALL OVER THE PLACE THIS INTRO IS SO FREAKIGN GOOD I’M GONNA CRY 

WUKONG IN ARMOUR, MK GETTING THROWN AT LBD IN THE INTRO I’M ON THE FLOOR I’M SO FEAR AND EXCITMENT AND SCREAMOGNSOAIDNGA;GVOIWAFN;OAWGWE

FAMILYI’MSCREAWMIGNAGBA;WNFMA;OIWENO;BGSE

THE JTTW CREW BEHIDNTHEMGBSA;ABWANFMOWAEJLSRJGE

okay

OKAY

INTRO WTACHED

TIME FOR EPISODE

SAVE ME I’MDYINGALREADYGB;SLADKWE

ALREADY HAVING A HEART ATTACKGBSFLKMAWEOF

GIVE ME STRENGTH HERE WE GO BG;KSDAMF;OIMEW

LUPIN AND KAI SAND YELLING AT ME TO PRESS PLAYBGS;FM;OAGEW

FIRST LINE FROM SUN WUKONG

SCREAMING LOUDLY

FALLING ON THE FLOOR

MONKIE KID SEASON 3 IS REALLY HERE IT’S BEEN SO LONG I’MGBS;FDKMNA;OIEOGMSEO;GHSOEIRJGFOEGF

THE FIGHT SCENES THOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE FLAIR

THE DRAMA

NEZHA HAS ARRIVEDBGL;KDSFMOAWE

I LOVE THE ANIMATORS OF THIS SHOW SO MUCH

SORRY Y’ALL THIS IS ME GONNA REACT TO PRETTY MUCH EVERY FRAME AT THIS POINT BUCKLE UP CAUSE GOOD GREIF BG;DFMAEWO

“UH Y EA H, I’M THE MONKEY KING.” 

BG;LKSNAFN;OWEFM;OAG;OIWAEMF;OGV;AWOEMF;OAWEFM

NEZHA’S 

“aha—No.” 

bGV;JKLAWMF

SO LIKE

KNEW BEFORE??

BUDS?? 

HEYO??? 

KNEW THEM BEFORE HELLO??

NEZHA JUST

YEET THE MONKEYGB;FMAWE

THE FIGHT SCENES ARE SO FREAKING PRETYTGTB;DLKFJNA;OIAJGHF

I can’t wait

to make an amv

I CAN’T WAIT TO MAKE AN AMVBVF;JN;OGAIWMFWE

I KNEW IT

I FREAKING KNEW IT

SAMAHDI FIRE I FREAKKNG KNEW IT I’M WAS RIGHT THIS WHOLE ITME I CALLED IT THE END OF SEASON TWO I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KEWNGBFAWMEPO

ALSO BRO SWK BUDDY U WORKED FOR CELESTIAL REALM??? I MEAN, YES BUT BRO?? NO WONDER U RETIRED MAN TAKING CARE OF A DUSTY OL MAP- /J BG;LKDMAF;OEW

IMPORTANT HERO WORK NEZHA UR DOING INCREDIBLE I’M GONNA BG;LKAM;FOAHG;OIAWEMF

DARN RIGHT SOMETHING WORSE

DARN RIGHT BGKL;FM;EW

BUT IS IT WORSE IS THE QUESTOIN 

BRUH WUKONG WHY U GO FIND THE SAME FIRE THAT LOOKED LIKE IT DESTORYED THE WORLD IN UR WEIRD LBD VISION AND ALSO HURT MK, WUKONG, WUKONG WHAT ARE YOU DOINGBGFSLKFMAW;E

GOING FERAL OVER WUKONG’S VOICE ACTUALLY VOICE ACTOR GO BRR AND LIKE, IT’S SO FREKAING GOOD I’M CRYINGBGSADMF;OAWEF 

I like this show a normal amount

…

ANYWAY— 

THE ANIMATORS EVERYHTIGN IS SO PRETTY THEY ARE SO POWERFUL I’M ON THE FLOORBG;SMAF;AWE

THE WAY WUKONG AND NEZHA TALK, THE DIFFERENCES IN THE WAY THEY SPEAK BGSDLKFMAWE 

Nezha: SWORN DUTY TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM THE THREAT OF— Wukong: So i know you take your security job reeeeeaally seriously—

BG;SLDKFMAO;WE THEY’RE LOVEL I LOVE THEM HBG;SDLKFMAOWE

SWK TALKS TO NEZHA LIKE HE TALKS TO MK ACTUALLY I’M BGS;DMFAO;WE NO NOT EXPLAINING CAUSE I NEED TO WATCH THIS EPISODE I’VE ALREADY BEEN HERE FOR HALF AN HOUR AND WE’RE ONLY TWO MINUTES IN 

MONKEY CLONESBGSD;LKMFWE

MONKEY PILEBG;LSKDMFAOW

MIRRORING MACAQUE’S MOVE ON NEZHA, AND THEN STANDING IN PURPLE-ISH LIGHTING DIRECTLY AFTER MONKIE KID DO YOU DO THIS ON PURPOSE BECAUSE I’M GOING BONKERS OVER THIS BG;SLKFM;AOAWF

“eh, it’s a toughie” I LOVE HIM SO FREKAING MUCHGSADF;AWE

ZOOM IN ON MONKEY KING’S CLONES WHEN NEZHA’S TELLING HIM TO NOT DO THIS THEY’RE BGSLKD;FM;GNOIWAFME THEY’RE EVERYHTING OH MY GODSBGSDFMA;WE

SWK WILLING TO DESTORY BOTH OF THEM TO PROTECT PEOPLE FROM LBD HUH WOW WOWOWOWOWOWOOWWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWWOWOOOWOWOWOWOOWOW SCREAMS 

“Yeah I know.” SIR????????? 

SIRRR???????

SIR????????????

SIR. 

SIR. 

MONKEY KING. 

SUN WUKONG. 

BUDDY.

BRO. 

DID U JUST

SIR

SIR

I’M 

SIR

“w

“WHAT?”

“THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU SHOULD—“ BGL;KSDMF;OAIH;WOEIFM

WUKONG OFFICIALLY HAS

NO SELF PRESERVATION

NONE

NOTHING

NOT AN OUNCE

DEAR GODS BGDLKFMA;OWEF 

STUPIDLY PRETTY EPSIDOES I’M CRYING

EXCUSE ME

SUN WUKONG

SUN WUKONG

SIR

MANS REALLY DOING THAT HUH

THAT LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS MY GUY WHAT THE CRAAAAPPPPPPPP

 I THOUGHT HE GOT DISINTEGRATED FOR A SECOND AND I THINK NEZHA DID TOO OH MY GDBJSDMNF;AOGHAOIWFMF

THAT’S WHY HE WAS SO BEAT UP LOOKING MANS REALLY BROKE THROUGH A SEAL THAT DESTORYED EVERYHTING AROUND HIM 

TAKE A NAP BUDDY

TELLING NEZHA TO PRACTICE MORE AND THEN THE MAN LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO PASS OUT SIR SIR SIR SIR SIR

OH THE CHANGE

OH OH OH OH OH

OH OH OH OH 

OKAY \OKAY THE 

THE CHANGE

WHOAH

BUDDY 

HOLD UP

GOOD GODS

HOBG;SDAFMA;OWE

 THE

THE

THE WUKONG DROPPING ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING

NEZHA SHOUTING BEHIDN HIM

AND WUKONG’S ONLY THOUGHT 

“kid.”

YEAH

AIGHT

I’M FINE

WE;’RE GOOD

I’M FINE

I need to lay downbGLK;JAN;FOAWOEBGO;IWAE

TANG NARRATION BABYYYYYY LETS GOOOOO

“the combined might” 

LIKE WUKONG DIDN’T JUST SNATCH MK AND RUN FOR IT BGKLD;SMF;G;OAWFWF

MK

FACE

CRYING

HE LOOKS

NOT OKAY 

I’M SO WORRIED ABOUT THIS LADBGLADSMFAWE

PLS SOMEONE HUG HIM RN 

FIRST SIGHTING OF MK SINCE LIKE A YEAR AGO AND I’M SOBBINGSDB;LAWE

BGBLDFK;JAMOHGAIWEOMFWEA

MK’S FACE

WAIT THE

“AND A KID WHO WISHES HE WAS A MONKEYG;DLKSJFMOAGAO;WIEFNMAOBH

PLS

PLS

THTAT

TAHTS’S OS FUNNY HELP I’MN NG;SB;AGN;AOWEF

MISTER TAAANGGAAAAH 

BGD;SFLMG;OBHAW

BOOK

SNATCHED

MK

LOOKING SO SMIRK

GO DAD

YES BGLA;SKDM;OAGHO;AEWF

THE OFFENCE

THAT TANG TAKES

I’M ON THE FLOOR BG;LSKDMFAWE

PIGSY BELVOED

HOW I’VE MISSED THIS MAN

HE IS FATHER

A COMPLETE DAD

PIGSY LIKE “AIGHT BUD CUT THAT OUT UR DEPRESSING PEOPLE GBA;DSJFAMWEO

EVERY FRAME WITH MK IN THE BACKGROUND WHNE TANG IS TALKING

HE’S SO FUNNY I LOVE THE LAD SO MUCH BG;LKMDFAOWEF 

TANG IS SO BGASD;LFMOWE HE’S SO TANG I LOVE HIM GOOD GOSH BSALKF;MAWE

THE

THE FANART

THE BFF FAN ART 

I’M

HELPGANSOFIW;MOEF

HIS ART IS BEAUTIUFL

TANG NOW THAT THAT IS A REAL PERSON IN UR GROUP THAT IS CREEPY STAP BGADSFKM;OWFWE 

PIGSY’S FACE GBSD;LKFMA;OWGE

MONKEY KING

HE’S SO

SO 

SO 

HE

HIM

THEY

HER

THAT GUY

RIGHT THERE

HIM

YES

SIR UR SO DUMB I LOVE U 

MEI LOOKS SO DISGRUNTLED BANDAGING HIM UP BUT I’M GETTING EMOTIONAL THAT THEY’RE ACTUALLY TAKING CARE OF HIM HELPGA;DGA;G;OEM

MEI LOOKS SO MADBGLKFMAWE

BUT ALSO A

CIRCLET

MEI HE HAS TRUAMA PLS DON’T TIGHTEN SOMETHING AROUND HIS HEAD WHEN HE DOES SOMETHING WRONG THAT’S SUCH TRUAMA FOR HIM AND HE PAIN PLS 

OF COURSE MK

OF COURSE HE’D LIKE THE OMLLETE THING I’M CRYHINGBGL;KMFSE

WUKONG AND MK ARE NO BRAINCELLS DUO. MK THINKS DAD JOKES ARE FUNNY AND WUKONG MAKES THEM ALL THE TIME THIS IS MY CANON NOW THEY’RE SO STUPID I LOVE THEM 

THE PROUD LAUGH 

MONKEY KING SOUNDS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO KEEP IT LIGHT AND LAUGH BUT HE SOUNDS SO FREAKING STRESSED Y’ALL THIS MAN IS A THREAD AWAY FROM FALLING APART BG;SLDFMAWE

um

UM

hE IS SO HURT

HE’S HURT

Y’ALL????

MANS ACTUALLY IN PAIN

HE’S HURTING WHAT THE CRAAAAAAPPPP

WHAT THE CRAP

THAT JUST KO’D ME I’M

HELLO???

MANS ACTIVELY IN PAIN 

HE’S NOT STRESSED HE’S IN PAIN

WE’LL HE IS STRESSED BUT OH MY B b;kjqwBGFA;WJEFMN

HE NEEDS HELP SIR PLEASE HE WAS FULLY INTENDING ON DOING THIS WHOLE SAMADHI FIRE CREATION THING HIMSELF 

HE WAS GONNA DO THAT INGJURED I’M ON THE FLOOR

SIR. 

oh.anyway. ignore my pain back to storytime— 

SIR????

UM

Y’ALL THIS MONKEY IS SO FREAKING TRAMATIZED

PLEASE

Y’ALL HE NEEDS THERAPY AND HELP ASAP 

WUKONG’S SQUISHY EYEBROWSBGSDFMAWE

THE WAY

WHEN 

PIGSY TURNS AWAY AND HURMPHS

WUKONG

DOESN’T IGNORE HIM

HE WATCHES HIM

OPENS HIS MOUTH TO TRY AND CONVINCE MORE, I’M NOT EVEN PROCESSESING WHAT’S BEING SAID AT THIS POINT THE VISUALS ARE JUST

OH MY GODS 

I’M

WOW??

BRUH 

TGHE

THE 

THE ALMOST LOOSE THE MAPBG;SLKDFMAWE

AND LIKE A METAL THING TO KEEP IT DOWN AFTER THAT’S SO FUNNYGBSA;LFMAWOWE

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

THE MONKEY

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 

“yup!” 

“Nope!” 

I LOVE HIM

I ADORE HIM

MK AND PIGSY I LVOE AND ADORE

I LOVE THEM ALL SM 

TANG’S INTERRUPTIONGBFKAMWE

WUKONG LOOKING SO DISGRUNTLED

THIS MAN ALMOST DIED FOR THIS LET HIM AT LEAST FINISH HIS SPEECH BGSA;LDKFM;AOGWE

THE THING WITH THE ARMS

THE ARMS DOING THE

GBA;DSFMOIWE

THAT’S SO FUNNY

“the most powerful thing i’ve ever seen” one of the only things that’s ever hurt the monkey king folks bKLA;MFWEF 

ALSO MEI JUST VIBIN NEXT TO EACH OTHER 

I JUST

I LOVE ALL THESE CHARACTERS A LOT

WEHRE’S SANDY

WHERE IS HE

BRING HIM TO ME

RN

WHERE’S THE MAN 

TANG’S SO STUPID I LOVE HIM BGM;OAFEW

MK

MK

I LOVE HIM

WUKONG’S 

HIS FACENGNA;FLMAW;EF

WUKONG LOOKS SO DESPERATELY TIRED

PLS

PLS HELPGANWE MK’S FACEN;LGH;AFEW

WUKONG’S FACEBGALEKFMAWOE

I’VE LITERALLY DRAWN THAT FACE ON HIMGBDF;LAMW;OFGEW

I LOVE HIMB;LJDMFAOWWF

I HAVE LITERALLY DRAWN THAT

THAT EXACT POSE

I’M ON THE FLOOR SCREAMING GB;ALKFMAWOE

THE SERIOUS 

KAY LIKE

THE FACES IN THIS SEASON ALERADY

THE SEVERE LOOKS

THE EXHUSTION

THE WORRY

THE TENSE SMILES

THE EVERYTHING

IT’S

CREW’S EXPRESSION DRAWING GAME IS OFF THE CHARTS OH MY GODS BG;FMAWEF

THERE HE IS

FINALLY

THE MAN

I FOUND HIM

HE’S HERE

SOBBING

THEIR FACESBGALKMFW

THE WAY HE JUST APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND THEY’RE ALL STARTLED LIKE CRAZY AND WBG;AKFMA;WOGHIOWAMF

I love Pigsy with my whole soul 

mk’s unwavering faith and support in monkey king, 

i’m 

sobs

crying

HE DOES NOT TURN ON HIM

HE IS NOT ANGRY AT HIM

HE DOES NOT TRY AND 

I’M JUST

HE SUPPORTS AND BELIEVES IN HIM, EVEN AFTER EVERYTHING THAT’S JUST HAPPENED

IF MONKEY KING SAYS IT WILL WORK IT WILL WORK

AND MONKEY KING WHO DOESN’T KNOW IF IT WILL WORK BUT NEEDS IT TO OR ELSE THEY’RE SCREWED

THE WAY EVERYONE TRUSTS MK SO COMPLETELY

HE SAYS HE THINKS IT CAN WORK

AND THEY INSTANTLY RELAX BECAUSE THEY TRUST HIM AND THEY KONW HIM AND THAT SAME TRUST AND RELATIONSHIP ISN’T THERE WITH MONKEY KING CAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW HIM 

I’M

H

THIS SHOW MY GUYS DEAR GODSBG;KLAFM;AOW

ALSO THE FRAME WITH WUKONG’S ARM AROUND MK’S SHOULDER AND HOW HAPPY THEY LOOK 

THE HAIR RUFFLE

EEH

CRYING

SOBBING

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STUPID MONKEY

STUPID MONKEY RUINING A FATHER SON  MOMENT

I’M GONNA STRANGLE HIM U FOOL THEY WERE BONDINGNG;AB;N;OGBFNEWMFE

THE STUPID SPIKES ON HIS FLYING JET SKI 

I HATE HIM SO MUCH I LOVE HIM I HATE HIM THIS STUPID MONKEY I’M GB;LSADFMAWOGHSAEF 

NO PIGSY

IT’S NOT LBD

IT’S SOMEONE

MUCH

MUCH MORE ANNOYING 

I love mac for real y’alls bhG;LAWMFOEW

the way that MK doesn’t look afraid tho

like, obv it’s mac cause 1 i saw him but 2 ok’s not afraid. mans can feel when it’s her. He’s not afraid, BUT WHAT GOT TO ME IS THE FACT THAT HE HAS THE FLASHBACK AND HE REMEMBERS HE DOESN’T HAVE HIS POWERS

AND HE’S STILL READY TO FIGHT

SON

SON

um

UM

THE SPIN

THE

I’M SORRY

I’M

YOU ABSOULTE 

STUPID

MONKEY

I HATE YOU SO MUCH UR SO STUPID I LOVE THIS DUMB MONKEY 

THE SPIN

HE SPINS 

“Ohhhhhh WUUUUUUKOOOOOOOONNG” I’M ON THE FLOORBGL;KSDAMF;OAG;OIAEMF;AOWEGHWE

HE’S SO STUPIDBGS;LKFNMA;OHEGW

HE’S SO SMUG AND SO STUPIDBGKL;MFE

 IT HONESTLY FEELS LIKE WUKONG WAS TRYING TO JUMP IN FRONT OF MK BUT HE WASN’T FAST ENOUGH CAUSE THE MAN’S MOTHERFREAKING INJUREDBGLKFMAWE

MK’S NOT AT ALL CONCERNED ABOTUGAOMIWE

THAT WAS THE LEAST STRESSED “MACAQUE??” I’VE EVER HEARD, THAT WAS THE ENERGY OF SEEING A RANDOM PERSON YOU KNOW AT THE GROCERY STOREBGKFMAWEF

THE

“OH I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IMPROTANT” AND THEN HE GLACNES BACK AT THE MAP

THE GLANCE BACK

CAUSE HE’S NOT WORRIED ABOUT HIMSELF AT ALL, IT’S ALL ABOUT THE MAP NOW

BRUH 

MACAQUE IS SO STUPID BG;LKMFAWOE

I DON’T LIKE HOW BRIGHT HE GETS SEEING MK HECK OFF U STUPID MONKEY UR TOXIC STOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

HE’S LIKE, SOMFT @ MK

HE’S SO DANGEROUS AND TOXIC TO HIM BUT HE’S SO SOFT WITH HIM AND THAT’S ALARM BELLS MY DUDE BACK THE HECK OFF 

MK: NO

YEAH GET OUT OF THERE, GET AWAY FROM THE STUPID MONKEY ASAP BUDDY 

HIS STUPID LAUGH

HIS STUPID

GET OUT

BUDDY

SHAKES HIM

STOP 

CEASE

HE’S SO 

MACAQUE

BRUH 

BGSD;KMF;AOEWF

I DON’T LIKE HOW HE LOOKS AT MK I DON’T LIKE ITTTTTT UR SO TOXIC BUD UR NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK AT THIS KID LIKE HE’S AMUSING STOP SOTP ;SLFAWOGAOEMF

AND THEN ANGRY 

WITHIN A SECOND

MAC’S LIKE

WHACK Y’ALLS I’M 

DANG

SANDY

I LOVE HIM

MK CLINGING TO THE RAILS AND WUKONG JUST STANDING THERE

AND HOLDING ONTO HIS ARM LIKE IT’S HURT

HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S HURT

THE

THE

“RIGHT, YEAH I’D LOVE TO buuuuuttttt i KINDA—“ SIR

HE’S IN THE EXACT SAME BOAT AS MK RIGHT NOW

MK DID NOT KNOW THIS

THIS IS A PROBLEM

ALSO WE SO CALLED IT HA 

HA

Macaque needs

to take a step back

and revaluate his life

shooting lasers is not therapy 

“ooooh looking a little banged up there” U SHUT UP BUD 

BRUH

HIS STUPID

TAUNTING

Wukong hiding injuries cause u can’t taunt what you can’t see 

no weakness shown no problem 

:T 

“I MEAN MAKES SENSE YOU DID ALWAYS HAVE A SIDEKICK KINDA VIBE” 

WUKONG JUST STRAIGHT UP 

HE RETURNS THE BANTERBGS;FMAOGJHAWEF

OH HO 

AIGHT 

STARING RIGHT AT WUKONG’S EXPRESSOIN WHEN MAC LUNGES AT HIM 

I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT’S WHAT GOT MAC MAD

OF COURSE IT DID

HE’S SO DUMBG;LKSFMWE

OKAY SO LIKE

MAC ALMOST LOOKS ACTIVELY HURT WHAT WUKONG SAID

AND WUKONG LOOKS

LIKE

THE FACE RIGHT WHEN HE GETS CLOSE

I’M

BRO??

WHAT IS THAT FACE??

I CAN’T STOP LOOKING AT THAT EXPRESSION WHAT IS GOING ON IN HIS HEAD RIGHT THERE IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE WHATBG;DKMFAWE

Every expression means something in this show so why was that one there 

MK’S “AAAAAA” 

I’M

OKAY

OF COURSE WE GOT THE TACKLE THING

AND 

MACAQUE’S STUPID FACE AND EXPRESSION

HE’S SO

OFF

LIKE, HE SEEMS REALLY OFF

LIKE

HE’S NOT HIS CONFIDENT SMUG SELF RN HE’S LIKE, TENSE

I’M

ON THE FLOOR THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD 

MK COMES IN WITH THE STEEL PIPE— 

WUKONG MANAGES TO BLOCK MACAQUE

BUT LIKE

HE’S SO INJURED YOU GUYS OH MY GODS HE’S SO HURT HELP HIM RN 

OH YOU PUT HIM DOWN RIGHT NOW

PUT THE LAD DOWN RIGHT NOW. 

MACAQUE SOUNDS OUT OF BREATH AND ACTUALLY DISTRESSED THE CRAAAAPPPPP

WUKONG’S LIKE, THIRD “KID” OF THE EPISODE 

THIS IS EVERYTHING 

GET EM 

PUNCH HIM INTO NEXT WEEK GET YO HANDS OFF THE KID BUDDY 

THE WAY MAC LOOKS ALMOST STARTLED WHEN WUKONG CALLS FOR MK 

AND THEN JUST “AH RIGHT U CARE ABOTU HIM, THAT MAKES THIS FUN” AND THEN

MAN

SHUT UUUUP

SHUT SHUSH SHHHSHSHSHSHSHSHS

STOP BUDDY

HOW WORRIED WUKONG LOOKS 

NOTICE HE HASN’T CHECKED BACK ON THE MAP 

HE’S JUST FOCUSED ON MK 

RELEASE THE LAD 

 SHADOW ANIMATION GO BRRRRR

THIS AGAIN

MANS BEEN HURT ENOUGH STOP STEPPING ON HIS INJURIES 

WUKONG IS LIKE

HE CAN’T DO ANTYHING

HE’S STUCK

“You two are such a mess” I MEAN HE’S RIGHT BUT BRUH BGBMA;OEIFMSE

WOW WUKONG IS JUST

HE’S GOT NOHTING

HE’S COMPLETELY TRAPPED AND SO FREAKING CONCERNED FOR MK CAUSE HE CAN’T DO ANYTHING 

“lady bone demon wants me to bring u back” HE’S SO STUPID HE’S SO STUPID HE’S SO STUPIDGLKMAWF

THE WAY HE JUST 

NO SIRRRR

GET AWAY FROM MK THANKS STOP THAT ASAP 

GET EM

GET IT LOOSER

MEI 

YES

GET HIM

GET HIM

GET HIM

GET HIM 

THE STARTLED

HOW STARTLED WUKONG LOOKS

THE 

MEI JUST SNIPES MAC’S SHADOWS

GET HIM

HAHAHAHAHHAHAA

HE LOOKS NERVOUS

PLEASE

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

LOSER 

LAST TIME MAC LOOKED THAT NERVOUS IT WAS WHEN THE MAYOR SNATCHED HIM 

HE SAYS INTRESTING BUT HE LOOKS CONCERNEBG;KLDSMF;OAWE

WHEEZING 

THE DODGE

GET HIM MEI

GET HIM 

WUKONG TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE LINE OF FIREBGSFM;B;OAFMIAWE 

“YOU WANNA GET THROUGH MY MONKEY’S YOU GOTTA GET THROUGH ME FIRST”

MEI HAS ALL THE RIGHTS EVERY RIGHT

SHE’S SO GOOD I LOVE HER

SCREAMS AND YELLS AND CRIES AND GOES FERAL GOES CRAZY GOES STUPID BEYOND ALL WORDS

WUKONG IS SO FREAKING INUJURED 

MK’S FACE

HE’S “YEAH, MY BFF CAN BEAT U UP” 

THEM HIDING BEHIND MEI THO

;A; 

I’M 

THE STUPID STEP MAC DOES

MAC TALKING AND HE SOUNDS SO DUMB “u can shoot me with ur lAzeRSE IT WON’T dO U aNY goOD” 

I’M BGDSKL;MFAOW

MK

MK

MK PLEASE

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 

GB;SDMFOGHAOWI;EMFOAWE 

THE CONFUSION

THEY HABND;MAGOIAWEFM

MK DOING THE THING WUKONG DID

WITH HIS ARMSBGLK;DMFOAWEF

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU ALL DON’T UNDERSTANDBGL;KSDMAFOAWE

MACAQUE SEEMS LIKE HE KNOWS “OH SO MUCH ABOUT MK AND WHO HE IS” BUT EVERY TIME MK DOES SOMETHING HE IS A L W A Y S SO FREAKING STARTLEDBG;DSMNFAWOE 

HA HA HA 

POINTS AND LAUGH

MONKEY FALLS

HAHAHAHAH 

if he dies i’ll be sad

BG;LAKMG;OF HE’LL BE FINE GBSDFMAWE

MANS CAN’T FLY Y’ALL GODSPEED 

WELL THEN MK CRASHES THE SHIP TO GET RID OF MAC

…

WORTH IT 

YESSSSS

YESS

MORE PARALLELS THAT I CAN USE 

OHHHH

noooooo

buddy ;A; 

Mk

Pls

PLS

BUDDYYYYY 

;A; 

MEI LOOKS SO SAD

PLS 

WUKONG LOOKING SO LIKE “NO DON’T DO WHAT I DO—“ BG;KLDSMFA;OGHA;OWE

AND CORRECTING SAYING NEZHA ISN’T A BAD GUY

PLS

I’M

“DID YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE PART WHERE I GOT REALLY HURT” 

Wukong: look, so if i get hurt, that’s a well educated smart decision 

Wukong: but if YOU get hurt, THAT’S A BIG PROBLEM DON’T DO THAT PLEASE

HE IS 

TRUAMA MONKEY Y’ALLS HELPGBL;KFM;AOWEF 

AAAAHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

AND THAT’S THE END

THERE IT IS

AWOOGA

I’M

ON THE FLOOR

IT HAS TAKEN ME THREE HOURS TO WATCH THIS WITH HOW MANY TIMES I’VE PAUSED HELPGSJDFNABG;OAWEN

I’M WOWA

WOWA

GOSH DANG. 

AIGHT

THIS IS FINE

I’M GETTING EVERYHTING I WANT FROM THIS

ALL OF IT, EVERYHTING 

SCREAMING LOUDLY

WE GET A FRONT SEAT TO WUKONG’S TRUAMA EVERYBDOY LOOK HOW TRUAMATIZED HE ISBGKL;FMAOFWE 

 I’MNOT OVER THE FACT THAT MEI JUST 

WHEN THE SHIP’S FALLING

SHE LUNGES FOR MK

MEI IS A PROTECTOR

SHE IS SUCH A PROTECTOR AND I LOVE HER

- 

if you read through all of that go drink some water my gosh, EPISODE TWO TOMORROW STAY TUNED

HAVE AN INCREDIBLE DAY Y’ALL 

[bulkhummus]

Welcome to Night Vale SPOILERS/////

listened to wtnv 171 again and having big thoughts and feelings about a cecils literal manic episode about (literally, heavily implied) killing the version of himself in the mirror while on public radio in light of wtnv 192

some quotes that really got my gears turning regarding the big plot drop of supposedly cecils father and his inability to remember correctly (not new But really prevalent in recent episodes) and im not making connections or anything im just drunk and spitballing and the episode really had some gnarly philosophical questions dinnit?

1. “If you think about a memory long enough, doesn’t that mutate the truth? Isn’t every act of remembering another log on the fire of lies?”

“You think awareness and manifestation are one and the same, don’t you?”

vs

“Could that [a crack] be an egg, or a twig, or a leg? Narrative is everything, isn’t it?”

An unreliable narrative is one of my favorite things in story telling. One of my favorite books has to do with the unreliability of memory, and how a distorted memory (from time, trauma, bias etc) comes to be the most accurate version each time you remember it. It gets watered down each time. I think its cool that Cecil is aware of that, and also that its understandably a huge point of distress for him. He’s constantly misremembering and eventually trying to decipher if what he feels or thinks is even real. Pulling things out of context often makes them seem crazy, when there is no narrative to connect them. Cecil’s job is literally to offer that narrative, but what happens when he can no longer supply a somewhat coherent one? What happens to Night Vale? Why does cat ballou not hold up anymore? also i love that cecil watches the movie on repeat (mentioned at some point) bc its like that thing about people who are anxious like to watch things theyve seen because its low stakes and you know whats gonna happen and you dont have to make space for new story or characters in your head? IMAGINE PUTTING ON YOUR COMFORT MOVIE TO FIND THAT ITS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT???????? ouch

2.“When was the last time you saw your mother?…Did she lean over your sobbing face and ask you: ‘Why are you crying when you don’t even exist?’ Did she tell you again about the mirror?’”

vs

“What unholy monster [the one in the mirror] cries like a child, what does it want—Why won’t it stop?!”

“Did you ponder the idea that such a coat was so basic, [angrily] so unassuming, so without frill or feature that no one had ever thought to create it? [angrily, scarily] Do you want to know what’s in the drawer below the table?”

I like here, that these quotes are kind of like call and response within the episode. Cecil talks of his mother asking him why hes crying, and moments later Cecil wonders why the monster in the mirror is crying. His mother tells him he doesn’t exist (SO fucked up) and moments later he’s the angriest he is the whole episode (voice literally rumbling goddamN BALDWIN) talking about how something could be so unassuming that no one bothered to even spend the time or energy to make it. Didn’t think anybody would need it or want it. Why else would they include that angry thought about being so unneeded that the thought never even crossed a persons mind to make the thing? It it weren’t Cecil talking about himself? Panicking about his existence and if he’d ever been wanted or needed to the point of him being there for whoever does?

2. B —“You didn’t ask for any of this, did you? But what have you ever asked from the universe that you could not get yourself, and when has the universe ever obliged?”

c-carlos? Maybe is that one thing possibly, good, that has simply happened to cecil ??? (And Their SON??? Obviously but that wouldn’t have happened without carlos there) im just thinkin abt it

3. “What was it your mother said before she left home when you were a teenager? Did she tell you she was an oracle?”

CECIL IS AN ORACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE I wrote a big long rant about wtnv 192 and now I listened to this episode and had a conniption when he mentioned her disdainfully being one. A mother telling a child they know them and who they are can feel like divine truth, and if they call you a monster and tell you that you don’t exist, then is it still divine truth? Is she still all knowing? Do you believe her because shes your mother and mothers know best?

4. Do you notice it wears black rings?”

Cecil says this of the monster in the mirror, and says this about the man digging into the tree in wtnv 192, and he thinks that that man is his father. BUT if the monster in the mirror is the cecil we know, who killed the mirror version of himself from another reality who was a teenager (as it’s been implied since cassettes and the intern anyways) then what does that imply???? oy vey

IN CONCLUSION : none of this is literally an essay about anything. Im just drunk on a sunday and put on night vale To fold clothes. i wonder if other people in night vale are as fragmented by the weird reality bubble they are in as cecil? he seems to be caught in the in between one foot in and out With cal and his father and sometimes knowing carlos and sometimes not and whatnot

ALSO AS A FUNNY SIDE BAR: IMAGINE BEING A PERSON IN NIGHT VALE maybe u just cooked dinner maybe ur taking a drive and the fucking local radio host is just having a manic episode with severe instances of unreality (in every sense of the word) on the radio ?????? i so deeply wish after weird episodes like these where cecil is just balling out in the disassociation soup that in the following episode someone would say something about it in passing like “yeah what WAS that the other night cecil? u know we can hear u when u do that right”

also in the REAL world like our world, cecil is a direct metaphor for ptsd, feelings of unreality brought on by anxiety, period of disassociation and just like the mental state being fragmented by trauma. Its like such a direct metaphor lmao.

also like the episode had everything and Cecil Baldwin really used the full command of his voice. truly bonkers, that he could pack so many different emotions into a 25 min spiraling monologue. it could have been so boring but he really organically (while still imploring Cecil palmers flare for radio host dramatics) had the full decadent range of delicious anger, fear, disdain, apathy, panic, disgust, demand, hollow joy, etc and that he sounds so BITTER at the end when he says “wont you have a good night, night vale?” it feels like such a slap to the listeners face because while we get to end the episode (and the town in the show), cecil palmer continues to writhe in these questions and worries and fears. Like it was SUCH a good way to end it.

—also all the funky sound design is so good and I like then warped version of the main theme! they should do more of that (tastefully)

if you’ve read this far godspeed and keep on trucking idk what the fuck was in that vodka lemonade but im wired

[ryttu3k]

Hello naughty children it's Gehenna time.

...which means I'm going to read the book properly this time and write notes on each scenario, partially for my own reference, partially in answer to an ask from @rayshell22livejournalcom​ from about a zillion years ago. Sorry about that!

Mood soundtrack: Godspeed You! Black Emperor - F# A# ∞; Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven; Yanqui U.X.O.

Prelude: Netchurch is an interesting character. Very skeptical, despite, well, the entire setting, although that's definitely, uh, broken by the end. Feel very sad for Afifa, who was a pawn in all this. Creepy babies galore!

Introduction: "While Vampire favors that futile, tragic, and - we'll say it - angst-heavy conclusion" - lmao you don't say. Although I do like how they have the consistent golden rule that if you don't like it, just ditch it! (Of course, the Gehenna scenarios as a whole have been completely retconned anyway by v20 and v5, so this entire book is a good example of taking what you want from it and ignoring the rest.)

"Some people are on opposite sides of this thing. They're elders who don't want to knuckle under to the Antediluvians (most elders will accept their proper place in the heirarchy again with the rising of their progenitors) and poor, misled souls who bought into the lie and are pissed about it (paging Mr. Pieterzoon). Bottom line: the Camarilla collapses like Enron/WorldCom as the worthlessness of its foundation becomes public knowledge. Chaos ensues among the vampire community, princes find themselves besieged by their own locals, and it's all a big clusterfuck."

Have I ever mentioned I love how VtM phrases stuff? Also F to Jan.

I like how they have a masterlist of what's actually going on with the Antediluvians. Spoilers ;D "For example, note that [Tzimisce] is simply referred to as [Tzimisce]. Even here at the game studio, our limited mortal minds weren't able to comphrenend the creature's real name." Lovecraft only WISHES he had eldritch abominations this spooky! Ennoia is 'Active and scary' and apparently spooks the devs just thinking about it. Makes sense. "Giovanni (Augustus Giovanni): Augustus is a pig, and he should probably die as one of the early events of Gehenna. He's the youngest of the Antediluvians and probably possessed the greatest ego (in mortal terms), so it'll be cosmic justice when he eats it." I love how no one likes Giovanni, even his creators. Malkav may or may not BE the Madness Network, in which case they cease to be an Antediluvian and just become... a part of the Malkavians, I guess? Absimiliard may or may not be chilling at the bottom of the ocean, because mood. Tremere / Saulot is definitely a fun one to play with, yeah. Although, oof, if Saulot ever gets control of their shared body, he's going to be fucked up if [Tzimisce] activates, so. Probably better to create a nice fresh body, like what BJD suggests with the child Saulot.

Chapter 1 - the lead-up: Basically a rundown of the signs and how they're interpreted. "An angel dies: How does an angel die? Who has the gall to rise up and slay one of God's firstborn? Or perhaps this is another metaphor. An angel could be a pure and gentle creature, or then again, it need not be one of God's angels (not that God's angels are necessarily pure and gentle). A feared and particularly vicious Necronomist Tzimisce, Sascha Vykos is sometimes referred to as the Angel of Caine. Many would rejoice the night that Vykos died." Hey rude :( I vote they kill Michael instead. He wants to be an Archangel? Fine, he can fulfill a prophesy XD

Honestly I really do dig that Ennoia Earthmelded with the entire planet. You can go so many directions with that, good or bad! Ennoia as The Beast Below, or Ennoia as Gaia? (Wow, that'd really fuck with the Garou XD) I love how the general consensus on Haqim is like, no one knows if he exists or not but lbr Ur-Shulgi is bad enough. Kinda dig the idea of the Toreador ante, Ishtar/Arikel, being genderfluid? I mean yeah essentially demigods have no need for gender anyway, but the constant debates over whether the Toreador ante is the female Ishtar or the male Arikel (or, uh, was it vice versa?) does lead to some interesting concepts. Ooh, similar to [Tzimisce] being linked to its entire clan (and the Tremere, anyone who's ever taken part in the Vaulderie, and anyone who knows Vicissitude), [Lasombra] may be connected to anyone who knows Obtenebration? [Ravnos]... yeah, probably dead. F to the clan. And yeah I think [Tzimisce] is flat-out the scariest one of all, and probably the one most likely to actually start the apocalypse, lbr.

Ugh this is one of the books that calls Sascha 'it' :-\ Do not like. ...Also do not like the suggestion that they're an unknowing agent of the Eldest, given, uh, the last chapter of the DA Tzimisce novel. Shoo! Shoo! You've ruined their unlife enough as it is!

Epistolary material! I do dig those. Most interesting: a letter to Sascha mentioning apocalyptic visions of New York but with the Carpathians in the background, and an anonymous letter to Hardestadt warning him of one of his line tearing down a castle that the writer feels believes the Camarilla. GO JAN FUCK IT UP.

And on to the scenarios themselves!

Chapter 2 - Wormwood: This is an interesting one. Literally a Biblical vengeance - God takes a good look at the Children of Caine and goes, "Well, this is fucked up", acknowledges that Caine never really sought true forgiveness and repentance, and sets forth Wormwood, the Red Star. The truly repentant are saved, the rest just. Die.

Herald here is a dhampir girl named Alia - thinblood father, human mother. When she's twelve, she becomes God's chosen, basically. Traveling with three thinblood guardians, one night, she's approached a Gargoyle named Ferox with True Faith, who sees himself as a fallen angel. And Alia offers him a way of redemption - find the chosen true believers, wait out Wormwood, receive judgement. Anyone can seek sanctuary, only the true believers and the ones genuinely willing to repent will survive the judgement itself. Alia and Ferox set out to find the other chosen ones.

Whew. Very full-on - the players remain in one place with a whole bunch of other vampires for forty nights. I mean, that's a test in and of itself XD All welcome! (Except infernalists and the antediluvians and Caine himself. They're fucked no matter what.)

Like. All welcome XD "Some Storytellers might feel that this character roundup could get too silly, suddenly having all these celebrity Kindred get together for a big slumber party, and they would be correct." Fuck that give me a slumber party AU XD

Am very glad about the note that the vampires inside only lose one blood point per 10 days, rather than every day. Otherwise, uh, it'd get gory.

Yeah, this is a really interesting scenario. Very character-focused, very introspective. All about the characters trying to work out what it means to be good people - not the strongest vampires, not the most powerful, but good people. Are they worthy of salvation? That's the crux of the story. Of course, it's very, uh, Biblical, heh, but it's first and foremost about morality and redemption. I dig it.

Also, giant vampire slumber party.

Chapter 3 - Fair is Foul: Ooh, this is a Lilith vs Caine scenario.

This one has the Withering hit in weird ways, including clan-specific ones - like the Banu Haqim only able to feed on vitae, then only able to gain sustenance from diablerie. Gangrel turn even more animalistic. Lasombra take to the seas, Obtenebration ripping holes straight to the Abyss. Malks, uh, leak madness. Nosferatu get even uglier, Toreador devolve into debauchery. Tremere develop third eyes, and yes, I did laugh out loud when I read that. Tzimisce... hmm... get a bit, uh, uncontrolled. And Ventrue find they can now only feed on... other Ventrue. Fun times!

"At your discretion, Lilith might be particularly vulnerable to Jewish True Faith, as the Jewish tales about her are the source of nearly every negative sentiment ever directed against her in writing. As a result, most orthodox Jews bear Lilith great contempt for defying her husband and her God." Yeah ngl I think she's pretty dang cool and I can just see, like, most of my ancestors facepalming at the idea XD;; Fuck obediance you do your own thing.

"Trying to work out traits for Lilith, Lucifer, Caine, or any of the Antediluvians would just be a waste of our word count and your time." I like the time they published a guide for fighting Caine. It was two words. "You lose."

Ah. Okay, Saulot in Tremere's body being taken over by the Eldest = scary, because have you ever been attacked by an Antediluvian wielding Thaumaturgy, Valeran, and Vicissitude at the SAME :) TIME? :) Yeah :)

Really dig the idea of Abel showing up as the first Wraith. The forgiveness element.

Overall, this isn't my favourite scenario, I think? It feels very chaotic, and while it's probably the most traditional to play, I'm not sure how much it literally challenges the characters, unlike the sheer soul-searching...ness of Wormwood?

Chapter 4 - Nightshade: Chapter starts with, "We all wear masks" and my first thought was "boy you have no idea" XD

Awww yes this is the masquerade break scenario! See here for my thoughts on that and how the Nephtali could be adapted to v5, heh.

Yeah okay earthquakes, volcanoes, and riots are normal enough. A horrible blood virus where it appears some flesh-like thing is living in people's veins and feeding off their blood sounds like something that starts with T and rhymes with Shzimitze. ...Probably. No one knows how the fuck it's pronounced anyway. Oops, those riots are apparently over the existence of vampires. Yeah that'd be... unfortunate. And more earthquakes, this time due to Kupala vs the Eldest. Whew. Red star, yep, standard. MORE earthquakes, this time due to the Second City rising. Sounds legit. Bad times all around!

The details on breaking the Masquerade are interesting. Basic emotions: denial, rationalisation, fear, anger, acceptance. The acceptance one is interesting, because I can definitely see some jumping to it straight away.

So, on to the scenario itself! Jan recruits the players to fight the... uh, mass under NYC. This is the corpse of the Eldest, which is more or less a giant fungal infection held together with Vicissitude, which frankly is just icky. This actually is  canon-compliant with BJD, since it apparently has only just... dissipated? or whatever there, or if it still remains, it's no longer conscious. In this one, its soul flicks back to Tremere's/Saulot's body and wakes up, and basically every Tzimisce, Tremere, and anyone who has ever drank Tzimisce blood (which would be the entire Sabbat via Vaulderie) spontaneously frenzies. Godspeed. Cyscek, a Tzimisce methuselah, helps defeat the, uh, blob at the expense of his life, and warns with his last words, "The Dragon rises. You must stop it. Find Vykos. [They] know." (Okay yeah the text says 'it knows' but also fuck that.) Ooh, plot point!

Aaaand then they retreat from the battle, exhausted, only to find the whole damn thing broadcast on every TV screen, vampiric Disciplines and Cyscek dusting and all. W h o o p s.

Lots and lots of details of a major masquerade breach here. Hardestadt shows up and tells Jan he's proooobably gonna get Final Death for, you know, trying to save the world. Gonna share this bit because it's Very Satisfying.

Please refer to my tag #hardestadt has no rights ;D

Anyway! The characters now recruited, Jan leads them back to London for the Convention of Fire. He's working with Calebros and... like a bunch of others, probably anyone can end up here, so long as they want to actually help and not just fall apart like the remnants of the Camarilla (trying to diablerise their way into keeping power) and the Sabbat (...ditto tbh). Those definitely in attendance are Ambrogino Giovanni, Hesha Ruhadze, and Fatima! And lbr the Nod Squad are probably there too. As if Beckett would pass up the chance to NOT witness what's happening with Gehenna. And Anatole is literally a prophet of Gehenna! They found the Nephtali, led by a council of twelve, with Jan at the head. Name means 'the highest point' or 'no further' - as in, Gehenna goes no further than this.

Oh lmao here we go, the scene I mentioned earlier - Jan vs talk shows.

F to Jan.

Tremere's body (inhabited by Saulot) disappears from beneath the Vienna chantry. Tremere's body, with [Tzimisce] now well in control (having overtaken Saulot; Tremere, meanwhile, has taken over Goratrix's body, with Goratrix's mind stuck in a mirror... it's complicated), wipes out the Vienna chantry. RIP to the Vienna chantry, which doesn't survive in either timeline tbh. Hey, I wonder if that means that Saulot (in Tremere's body) is dead in v5? Etrius manages to escape and reports that the Eldest is now on the way to Ceoris, where it'll call all the remaining Tzimisce to it to become, uh, a part. Pleasant.

Everything between Krakow and Bucharest is straight fukk’d. Ceoris is the centre of all this - IIRC it's somewhere in the southern Carpathians, nearish Brasov. Either way, hell of a fight results with what can only be described as an eldritch abomination, finally both managing to destroy Kupala (the Eldest's goal) and reducing The Thing down to a human-looking body. This bit is interesting! Tremere (in Goratrix' body) and Etrius take one look at each other. "Master..." "I... I know. But where the hell is Saulot?!" Good question, because he sure ain't in Tremere's, uh, former body any more, which was in fact what was fighting them the whole time. Either way, Tremere-in-Goratrix'-body leaps at [Tzimisce]-in-Tremere's-body and diablerises his, um, former body, which must be weird as hell, then tries to turn on the characters and his powers fuckiNG FAIL. EAT SHIT TREMERE. And then the players kill him too and realise that over the course of one night they've destroyed the demon Kupala and two Antediluvians, Tremere and the Eldest. Not bad. This is the battle that causes that second lot of earthquakes I mentioned earlier.

Back to London! They find the mirror containing Goratrix amongst Tremere's belongings. Poor fucker sorry not sorry.

And now the players receive a summons to escort someone from Montreal to the Nephtali headquarters in London! Namely, a Tzimisce named Myca Vykos~ They've recently defected from the Sabbat and want to help take the Antediluvians tf down. (Note: the book here has reverted to using he/him pronouns since they're back in their original form, I'm going to keep using they/them because biological sex does not determine gender identity or pronouns goddammit. ...Anyway. I AM going to use the name Myca since that's the name they're using themself, mostly because, uh, 'Myca' is a bit less noticeable than 'Sascha Vykos', haha.)

So Gehenna has started. Myca's woken up in their original form and being like, "Hey you know what I am preTTY SURE I don't want to serve the Eldest" and promptly joins the Nephtali.

From New York to London to Romania to London to Montreal to London (...London is a hub world apparently), now off to Turkey, to Kaymakli! Which is actually a real place, my brother's been on a tour there. Anyway, this is the part of Kaymakli that they don't show the tourist and that's been sealed shut with lots of angry Cappadocians instead, so that was fun. Presumably Kapaneus hasn't been chilling out there in this one.

Also Colombia has completely been overtaken by the Sabbat so that sucks.

Into Kaymakli! Which usually doesn't let Cainites back out so it may be one-way. Don't worry, there's a ritual for that. At the bottom, they find Augustus Giovanni! Who is pissed off he never actually got to eat Cappadocius' soul and so wants to eat God instead.

As you do.

The book very strongly encourages the players to kill him. Just 'cause. Which is a mood, tbh. Killing him also reveals a beaten, bound Nosferatu, having been Giovanni's most recent food source. An F for Okulos. He's been there for four years, having managed to get a lost fragment of the Book of Nod for Beckett, who promised to come back for him and. Didn't. Which is just rude tbh and I can kind of understand why Okulos ends up betraying Beckett in the Gehenna novel but anyway. (Not canon as of v20, he's perfectly present and chill in BJD.)

End results - the fragment that Okulos went to retrieve shows how to restore the Second City, which holds a complete Book of Nod and may hold the key to stopping Gehenna. It's in Enochian so your player characters probably won't be able to read it (book suggests asking Sascha or Ambrogino). Next stop, Egypt, and a meeting with Hesha Ruhadze! Man this scenario has a lot of signature characters. It also suggests getting third parties in here too, so Beckett would actually be a really good choice. Either way, they find the probable site, and suddenly, a Second City.

Archeologists make grabby hands. Beckett, somewhere, is probably crying in joy. They find a vial with some very old blood in it that they definitely shouldn't drink because otherwise they'll explode (the book uses Sascha as the example here XD;; ). Along with some mystical enscriptions, they return to London and get to work on the prophecy - namely, it suggests that 'the gentle one' (likely Saulot) will die at the hands of another, but arise in a new form, and will stop Gehenna that way. Etrius, one of the only Tremere left and having joined the Nephtali, goes 'fuck it what do I have to lose?' and goes to find whatever new form Saulot is in (potentially can also involve Goratrix here).

Hm. Well. Saulot is apparently in a research centre outside Sydney. Apparently we're mostly chill with vampires, aside from Christians XD Go figure!

Apparently it's a cloning facility. One of the rooms had, past tense, a child, successfully cloned six-year-old, who was in perfect physical form but vegetative from birth. Religious characters will pick up that it's because the kid's body didn't have a soul. Now, it does - Saulot's. Having been thrown out of Tremere's body when the Eldest took over, his soul fled until it could find the most suitable vessel - a soulless cloned body. No actual soul to have to subdue. Saulot ends up reborn, albeit in the form of a six-year-old and without any memories. Turns out, the child was taken by a cult of Thinbloods, believing him to be the messiah.

Sydney's messy situation gets described here! Short version, Sydney's Prince is/was Sarrasine, who was a Toreador. Except he wasn't a Toreador, it was a fairly open secret he was only POSING as a Toreador - he was actually a Caitiff. (Except he's not actually a Caitiff. He's a sixth-gen Setite. Sydney is Like That, yes.) Given Sydney's independence from the sects and its apparent Caitiff Prince, it's become a major site of Caitiff and Thinbloods, which Sarrasine is just thrilled about but can't do anything about because he doesn't want to actually go 'lol I'm a Setite'. Anyway, either way, everyone is unaware of Saulot's return, so the players seek out the little boy, who's pretty spooked and confused. Asks the characters, "Who are you? What is this place? What do all these people want?" and his third eye opens. Tada! Salubri Antediluvian, and like the prophecy mentioned, he's 'unholy' and 'a mockery in the face of God' - a clone.

Back to London with kid!Saulot. The Nephtali have been trying to work out what tf is going on. A researcher tried drinking from the vial. It was messy. The characters might get some downtime. Sarrasine's followers may attack to try and get the kiddo back. Either way, everyone goes to bed, and wakes up to find a Darkness having overtaken the sun, which is generally not good for anyone, and Lasombra characters are just, feels bad man. The Veil of Darkness means vampires can be up 24/7, along with other things that don't like sunlight, and I imagine things like... plants not being thrilled. Also probably very confused animals. I'm not sure if it's like a dark atmosphere, or a physical body between the sun and Earth that just eclipses it whatever vantage point you look from, or what? Disciplines like Auspex, Obfuscate, and Obtenebration go a bit fucky. Then, a few days later, everyone feels a... Summons. For low-generation vampires with still-living Antediluvians, it's strongest. Higher gens with destroyed Antes, not so bad. So I'm sure you can guess what's summoning them.

Yep. Antediluvians. Banu Haqim are getting summoned to Alamut instead so Ur-Shulgi can turn them into an army against the Antediluvians, so godspeed resisting that, Elijah.

Off to the city of Gehenna (it's nearish Jerusalem). Elders of all stripes have been heading there to kill their childer in hope of being rewarded by their Antediluvians to get their powers restored, which is terribly rude. Indeed, the Antediluvians basically go, hey, can you not, and also can you start Embracing more childer for our armies, because they're not very nice either. Pretty much all the characters have been summoned for their crimes against the Antediluvians, and now they're gathered before them - Set, [Lasombra], Ennoia, Absimiliard, Malkav (as like... a cluster of identical little girls with glowing eyes because of course Malkav would use the Creepy Child trope), and [Toreador], who's so beautiful no one can tell if they're male or female. When the players and child!Saulot get there, they question him, but he's literally a six-year-old boy and is spooked. He also has the vial, somehow. Set takes it, and Kiddo says, "Don't drink it. You'll burn up." So Set makes Kiddo drink it instead, because he's a nice guy like that.

Kiddo's third eye opens. A giant black throne appears. The dozen small girls that are Malkav say, "Father's home." Kiddo!Saulot says, "No, Father's dead." Girls start screaming so loud people start bleeding thick black blood from their ears and doesn't stop until Set kills all twelve. A random stranger, now with their glowing eyes, steps forward and basically goes 'wow rude'.

Powerful beam of light appears. The Antes (aside from Kiddo!Saulot) writhe in pain. Angel appears, asks Saulot if he's willing to atone for all vampires. He agrees. Throne explodes, Antes fuckin' die, and everyone promptly frenzies and tries to eat each other, because vampires. In the aftermath of that, vampirism basically... ends. The player characters may be rewarded by becoming human again, as do a lot of Thinbloods, but most everyone older just, uh, dies. Vampirism ends, but the Earth has been saved.

That is... hmm, bittersweet, I think. It's a pretty compelling chronicle, very dramatic, but it's much less character-based and is more, 'the characters get dragged along to Do Shit'. I kind of like the idea of it being a story involving the characters we know, but for original characters, I think Wormwood is a much more compelling scenario so far.

Chapter 5 - The Crucible of God: Okay I'm tired now and this is the 'rocks fall everyone dies' scenario so gonna skim-read this one.

This is the chapter that introduces the level 10 power for all disciplines - Plot Device. The Antediluvians can do shit because they feel like it. Whew. Also, if an Ante spots anyone of their blood line, they can just make them... explode and their blood gushes into their mouth. Monch monch. Spot another clan mate? Roll to avoid frenzy. Just woke up? Roll to avoid frenzy. Good times!

And then the Tzimisce Antediluvian awoke as a mass of Vicissitude flesh fungal infestation with tentacles and lampray mouths and stuff and ate anything in reach until it ate, uh, every living thing in Manhattan. In one night. Bad day tbh. Eventually it burns when the sun rises, but what's left underground is still there and shit's still messed up. Like picking a leaf off a dandelion and it starts bleeding. Trees with faces, swarms of insects forming into eyes and watching. Nice and creepy. In the aftermath, it's basically infecting every life form on Earth with Vicissitude, which is distinctly uncool.

Absimliard has an animal army and currently looks like a giant humanoid jellyfish.

Oh boy here's the Banu Haqim part XD;; Interestingly, it's a lot better for them! Haqim doesn't eat his childer, they feel themselves strongly bonded to him but still maintain their own minds and wills. Downside, anyone who doesn't follow Haqim alone gets hunted down so he can eat them, so Ur-Shulgi's probably having a field day at being vindicated and poor Pyre/Elijah is hiding tf under the bed. Plus side, it only lasts a few months before something kills Haqim, so hey! And there's genuinely a way to become human again, especially for high-humanity, high-gen vampires, so that actually would be a genuinely good outcome for Pyre/Elijah.

Malkavians end up as a giant hive mind. Like, more than usual. [Lasombra] covers the world in darkness, then it stops. Ennoia merges with the entire planet and starts eating people. And vampires. And Methuselah. And other Antediluvians. She's kinda hangry at this point.

Tremere attempts to rule the entire world using the Human Genome Project as the true name of the entirety of humanity. It lasts about two minutes before [Tzimisce] turns him into a meat crime, along with, uh, the entire rest of the world, aside from the players, who were part of Tremere's ritual and thus immune from it.

Also Saulot, who they just met in the form of a little old man.

Turns out, he planned it all along. Lured Tremere to him, knowing that his body was tainted by using Tzimisce blood to become a vampire. Knew that when the Eldest returned, he'd be succeptable, and Saulot would be able to bounce out when the Eldest took over. Now, he can lead the characters in the only way to stop Planet Tzimisce, which is, uh, prayer and letting themselves get eaten. Could actually work! And you end up human again in the bargain!

End result - all vampires gone. Some of the more human ones do end up human again. Either way, world's still fucked. Open Antediluvian rule for several months has destroyed most of humanity. There are still remnants - former Malkavians who are still a bit weird, former Tzimisce who are a bit... Vicissitudey. Ennoia's still around! She's mostly chill except when she occasionally feels like rearranging landscapes. Otherwise, it's time to recover.

Alternate endings - that last one wasn't depressing enough, so here's a scenario where All Is Tzimisce, here's one where there's global extinction of literally everything except the player characters who gradually drop into torpor and never recover (or just flat out burn if they're outside), or there's one where the players are the only vampires left and start a new cycle with them as the new Antediluvians or something, oh and Caine's still kicking and is Very Displeased that God won't let him die already. Gooood times!

Rest is how to basically play it, and character sheets. Which go back to calling Sascha ‘it’ again *sigh* (And using the whole alien look despite explicitly mentioning that they look human again. Of course.)

So, final thoughts! Gehenna is... an interesting scenario. Lots of possibility for introspection. It’s very... apocalyptic, and that may bother a lot of people, since, well, for the most part, it’s going to be the end of playing your character as a vampire. Which I figure most people are playing Vampire the Masquerade for. So it’s basically either a hell of a finale, or you just don’t make use of it.

Favourite scenario did end up being Wormwood. I just really like the introspection and opportunity for hope. Did also enjoy Nightshade, but in a different way, I think? Like for Nightshade, I’d rather read it as existing characters working together, maybe as a novel, whereas for Wormwood I’d want to play it since it’s such an intensely personal kind of thing.

(I also still want a slumber party AU ngl.)

[prydon]

BHSDIFAJ SEPARATED BUT SYNCOPATED IS SO GOOD PLS I'M TOO AFRAID TO READ THE LAST CHAPTER BC THEN IT'D HAVE TO END UR SO COOL THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS FUCKING MASTERPIECE-

AHHH thank you so much, aw!! you're too kind!!! and you are VERY welcome, it was genuinely so fun to write and i'm so happy that i did. godspeed on reading the last chapter :D i get not wanting to finish but hey, once you finish you can just reread the whole thing later (asfoiajsofi oh god why would you, it is So Long)

[sapphic-luthor]

THANK YOU FOR THAT LINK OMG OMG I am a dumbass with computers and now I love you (like, in a respectful, stranger on the internet who did me a solid favor kind of way) ANYWAY THANKS!!

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