#VOTE FOR FORD

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An early celebration after round 4.

Onto round 5!

[creepst-crypt]

PINES 2024!!

[thebookofbill]

Studio Bad Egg, the small brand that created the Cipher Cult collection and recent Pines family figures, is considering creating ANOTHER FORD FIGURE. FOR VALENTINE’S DAY. AND HE’S POSSESSED BY BILL

THEY KNOW

I cannot overstate how important this is: IF YOU WANT ONE OF THESE FIGURES, VOTE FOR IT! Studio Bad Egg is a small brand that cannot afford to make things if there isn’t enough interest, and the best way to show interest is by voting! The Instagram poll is linked here.

GET OUT THERE, VOTE, AND SUPPORT THE FIGURE SO WE CAN HAVE BILLFORD MERCH. I NEED THE KARAOKE NIGHT FIGURE (DESIGN C) LIKE I NEED AIR. DO NOT LET ME DOWN

[yas-of-pacifico]

Congratulations fiddlestan fans!!!

[originalleftist]

Harrison Ford has never endorsed a candidate for President/Vice President before.

But today, he endorsed Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

"These two people believe in the rule of law. They believe in science. They believe that when you govern, you do so for all Americans"

THANK YOU HARRISON FORD!

[aceofstars16]

I know I’m gonna forget some cause I literally don’t know half of them lol

I’m also going to *attempt* to explain the AUs in case you don’t remember/don’t know what they are (if I mess one of them up it’s cause I don’t know that AU very well 😅)

Timestuck - Mabel gets stuck in the past with mullet Stan (variations can include Dipper also getting stuck in the past, or one or both getting stuck with Ford, basically any AU where the twins meet/get stuck with younger versions of one or both of their grunkles)

Drifting Stars: Mabel gets sucked into the portal at the end of “Not What He Seems” and goes dimension hopping with Ford (meanwhile Dipper and Stan are having a horrible time)

Reverse Falls: The twins and other characters swap personalities, where Mabel is more introverted and Dipper is more extroverted and same with the Stans…I think? (there is also an AU where I think maybe Gideon and Pacifia are good and Mabel and Dipper are bad but I genuinely can’t remember what it’s called, I’m sorry if this is what that AU is called but I don’t *think* it is?)

Relativity Falls: The twins roles are swapped, so Mabel and Dipper are older and Stan and Ford are the kids, visiting “Grantie” Mabel while Dipper is in the multiverse

Monster Falls: The characters are monsters instead of humans. I genuinely don’t know much about this AU but lots of people make the characters different monsters so there are probably a bunch of variations

Reverse Portal: Where Stan gets pulled into the portal instead of Ford. I know there are other AUs probably more popular than this one, but like I said I’m not the best as remembering AUs 😂

[izzylimon]

Harrison Ford coming in at the last minute to endorse Kamala Harris even tough he´s never endorsed a political candidate before is the most Han Solo thing he´s ever done.

[leverage-ot3]

I need this for science

[car9723-t]

Do you think the "Lost Journal Pages" in The Book of Bill are real or forgeries by Bill?

Points for forgeries: There are probably too many inconsistencies in the books in terms of writing style, how Ford is drawn, and other details that don't line up chronologically (e.g. Bill being a secret Muse in J3, but Bill was mentioned more directly in these "lost pages").

Points for real: Throughout The Book of Bill it's often obvious when Bill lies, and thus the book would have showed us clearly if these pages are forgeries. One of the letters from Ford would have blatantly contradicted the information we get in the journal pages; or, Bill would have provided fake pages saying such outrageous things that we’d KNOW Ford couldn’t have possibly written them. We GF fans are probably too hung up on the details than Hirsch himself, who is focussed on creating new narrative for the book.

Page samples from The Book of Bill(left) and Journal 3(right)

Points for third option: A compromise between the two options. Maybe those pages were ripped out and burned before Ford tossed the Journals into the Bottomless Pit. And so Bill is recreating these burned pages for us to read through. As such, there is perhaps a touch of Bill's flair in these recreations, but the contents and the events portrayed are still real.

Points for the fourth option: It's better to just sit back and relax and not engage into the discourse. So what if some details don't line up? It's still new content for us to enjoy.

Note. Please help reblog for larger sample size!

[potato-lord-but-not]

Potatolord Blorbo Tournament

IF YOU CARED ABOUT ME YOU’D VOTE FORD PLEASE

[hastill]

Hi guys! I know this is Tumblr but I'm talking about Canadian/Ontarian politics today.

We so often talk about America on this website, with this website and a lot of social media being inherently American centric. It bleeds into our thoughts and identities and also our countries politics.

I'm doxing myself here - I am Canadian, I am Ontarian and we talk about Trump and America all the time. It's part of having them as a neighbour. Our current Premier of Ontario said he was "happy Trump won, until the tariff threats started." After seven years of Doug Ford, we are all sick and tired of ever increasing grocery prices, healthcare waits, and rent prices. We are sick and tired of scandal after scandal with little to no actual fallout or change.

Tomorrow is Voting Day in Ontario -> tomorrow, Thursday February 27th is Voting Day in Ontario. Our last election turn out in 2022 set a record for being the lowest voter turnout in Ontarian history, at 44.07%. We can do better. We can vote Ford out.

I want him gone, I don't want someone who was happy Trump won. I don't want someone who is happy to give money to his millionaire friends all the while defunding public services like healthcare, and closing safe injection sites while people die on our streets. I am tired, sick and angry about our provincial leadership and we need better.

If you haven't voted early, please make your plan to vote tomorrow. Please vote Ford out. If you are an Ontario resident, please please please go vote tomorrow. It is important to my future and yours.

[thieves-never-say-die]

There are a lot of bad parental figures to go around in Leverage, but I want to know who you consider The Worst

This could be the person you think was objectively the worst one at parenting, or the one you have the most fun tearing apart, or the one you just can’t stop thinking of because they sucked

(please put your reasoning in the notes I'm curious(

[tinkrtailrsldrspy]

So. I was already working on an mpreg!Ford fic before The Poll (go vote). And I'm not done with it yet, but I figured I'd post up the unedited beginning of it.

It's not the actual fic I'll be writing if Ford wins, cause this one has a young!Ford and the fic for the poll will have an older!Ford, but it's the next best thing and I already had it!

Without further ado...

How Does This Even Happen?!

It was three months into his life as a dimensional refugee that Ford noticed something was… off. He’d been forced to stop his desperate flight from Bill’s grasp in Dimension 88*), where a large convent made up of a variety of interdimensional species had taken him in. They’d treated his wounds and offered him respite and recovery. If there was anything he was thankful for, it was that he’d been forced to stop there of all places. The Head Sister (rough translation from the local language) had even made sure Ford was gifted the latest All-Speak (a nickname he’d given the marvelous device, as its actual title didn’t have a ‘human’ translation) Unit.

The planet he was one had two suns, one half the size of the other. While Ford still counted the seconds, minutes, hours, there was an entirely new time-telling method for the inhabitants. A finger(translation) was roughly 7.5 seconds; a hand(translation) was around 12.5 minutes; a leg(translation) was exactly 1.25 hours. It was… well, Ford preferred to stick with his own time-keeping methods. It didn’t help that there were always two mornings and two evenings, one sun always rising and setting before the other…

So, when he woke in the early legs of a first morning with a desperate need to puke, he’d of course thought it a fluke. Just his body adjusting to the change of dimensions.

And then he’d woken the next day the exact same.

And the next.

And the next.

After a week of it, the Sisters had dragged him to a doctor in the village beside their convent. He’d tried to protest, but he was too exhausted to put up much of a fight. The doctor had hemmed and hawed at him, checking his temperature, his internal fluids, his heart, his abdome- … The doctor had stopped there and laughed merrily, a wide grin on their face.

“Congratulations are in order!” they gleefully announced. “For bringing a new life into the world is always worth celebrating!”

Ford had felt nothing as the Sisters around him giggled cheerfully, shaking him and patting his back in delight. He’d been lead back to the convent in a stupor, unable to fully comprehend what was going on. It was only once back within the safety of the cloister that he broke down, alternating between furious, screaming denials and weeping proclamations of hatred. The Sisters had hurried him to the Head Sister, where he’d been wrapped in a tight, five-armed hug that he had melted into.

“Who is the father?” she asked softly once she’d managed to calm him down, handing the human a cup of his favored tea. “You must know, if your reaction is anything to go by.”

Ford nodded miserably, curling his free arm around his still-flat stomach. “Though I don’t know how it’s even possible,” he hoarsely muttered, staring blankly at the tiled floor. “He and I are entirely different species, we were never even in the same dimension, and human males aren’t made to carry children! I-I don’t know what’s happening…”

The Head Sister sat down on her bed beside him, wrapping two of her arms around his shoulders and pulling him close. Ford went willingly, fighting back another wave of distraught tears. “There are beings,” she began hesitantly. “That have capabilities outside of mortal comprehension. They are self-styled Gods, and act as such. And… though I loathe to admit it, their powers do put them on a deity-like level compared to us.” She motioned around her room, which was lovingly decorated with motifs of her own God - a creature who resembled an Earth axolotl. Ford hadn’t asked much about it, honestly. “Even my own God is not truly one - there are no true ‘Gods’, Stanford.”

Ford sniffled and nodded miserably against her, burrowing further into her embrace.

“Of these beings, there are a few who have the ability to bend reality to their will outside the dimension they reside in. And, if allowed into one’s mind and body willingly…” she trailed off, giving the human a meaningful look. “Sad though I am to say it, you… you must find your God once more, my friend.” Ford shook his head, shutting his eyes tightly. “Stanford, I do not want to see you die - and that is a very real possibility if you receive no help! And you have more than just yourself to think of, now.” She laid a gentle hand atop Ford’s own on his stomach.

He knew she was right. He knew he had to find the asshole who had destroyed his life.

After all… if Bill got wind Ford was carrying their half-Euclidean offspring from anyone who wasn’t Ford…

Well, the human wasn’t entirely sure he wanted to find out just what fate would lie in store for him.

[cacti-on-venus]

Heyyyooo I came up with this billford oneshot idea and I’m wondering if people would be interested in reading it? I’m kind of iffy about whether I want to make it or nah but if anyone here would be interested here’s the Ao3 teaser description!

There are infinite versions of Stanford Pines across the multiverse. There are versions of them that never met Bill Cipher in their lifetime. There are versions of them that knew how to use inter-dimensional portal travel without his assistance at all. There are versions of them that don’t think that a PhD in psychology is a waste of time.

And currently there’s one who did all those things and had been employed at the Theraprism after the Axolotl requested help with one new patient, Bill Cipher, thinking it was a good idea.

It was not. Axie should’ve read more DC Comics.

[watchmewhirl]

Come on tumblr, save the town.

[thashining]

Kamala Harris, will protect your right to disagree with her