#VUNDERBAR

[callixspod]

when you're the main target in co-op

alt ver!

HC: The doktor does have nimble fingers,,, but that doesn't mean that he's anywhere near careful with his own tools;;

[literally-a-waffle-fry]

Heavy x medic: rainy night

Notes: " This was an anonymous fic request :3 thanks for the idea ❤️

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Ludwig and Misha sat in the infirmary, the sounds of loud wind and the rain outside. Usually, the desert was so incredibly hot and dry. But today was one of the lovely days where the mercs got a break, and the desert had finally got its rain.  They were both laying on the infirmary bed in their sweatpants and relaxing in each other's embrace.

"Oh my dear Misha, isn't the rain vunderbar?" Medic purred calmly as he laid his head upon Misha's warm and hairy chest. "These days just amplify the amount of time we get together!"

"Da." Misha agreed as he scratched his doctor's head in the way he liked. Misha chuckled as he did this. "You are like cat, always wanting me to pet you."

Misha moved his hand from the doctors head to his stomach, stroking the beautiful burly hair that lined Ludwigs tummy and chest.

The doctor let out a soft, relaxed sigh. "That feels so lovely mein bärchen." The doctor continued to purr until he felt heavys fingertips lightly graze his ribs. He bit his tongue in an attempt to silence his giggling.

"Oh? Is my любимый (darling) ticklish?" Misha whispered as he began to tickle Ludwig. The smaller man wiggled and squirmed in his lap but was held down by Misha's hand.

"M-Misha st -" the German panted and laughed as his bear continued to tickle him.

"Nyet, say special word." Misha laughed along with his doctor as he brushed the tips of his fingers against Ludwigs stomach. The Russian had picked up on scout and snipers tricks and now began to make the Medic say uncle just as they did.

The German attempted to scowl as he howled in laughter. "Uncle!" Ludwig had managed to shout as Misha stopped his tickling.

Ludwig had tears from his laughter, and Misha wiped the tears and began smothering his lover with kisses. The German giggled happily and returned a kiss to Misha's forehead. "I'll remember zhat!" Ludwig grumbled, although his words held no venom.

Ludwig grabbed his lovers arms and pinned them to the bed. "You always zhink just because I am slightly shorter zhan you, it means I am weak. Think again!" Ludwig exclaimed as he straddled Misha's hips and lovingly caressed Misha's jawline and began to leave little kisses on him.

Misha sighed happily and kissed his lovers' cheeks again. "You know you like." Misha smiled as he rubbed Ludwig's back. "How about we get ready for bed? Clock says it is eight." Misha offered as he pointed to the alarm on the nightstand.

"Yes, I suppose it is time for bed. We will probably have a mission tomorrow." Ludwig sighed as he removed his glasses and set them on his nightstand. "It's going to be so torturous, the humidity is going to be disgusting. I hate this Verdammt desert." Ludwig complained as he cuddled back into his lover. They both pressed their foreheads together for a bit, and they kissed deeply before separating and holding each other close.

"It is okay, doktor, we will be alright." Misha smiled as he and his beloved fell asleep. the rain calmed in the desert, and the two had slept calmy and happily through the night.

[plumslices]

Listening to german techo im like ya!!! Ooh yaaah! Idk what theyre saying. 🇩🇪 vunderbar!!

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

Hi Medic! I just got my appendix removed at Claire’s :D!!!

Vunderbar! I congratulate you! Did you also know zhat zhey do implants, custom prosthetics for appendages zhey remove zhemselves, organ trafficking-

[thescoutgaymer]

Hallo, Herr Spy! Vunderbar seeing more faces!- Even if it takes stealing a phone! I don’t recommend scrolling too far, hohoh. Vell, I guess you are disappointed already, hah! I also don’t recommend staying on zhis app for too long either. Zhey get to you.

I do vant to see your Scout again soon, zhough. Tschüss!

Ah, bonjour Medic. :) I suppose you're the Medic Scout was talking about? I'm pleased to make your acquaintance.

And oui, you could call me disappointed. I was considering scrolling through more of the posts, but I'll take your word. He'll get his phone back soon.

[kunikidas-lost-glasses]

Songs/Bands and Artists I like which I think some of my favorite BSD characters would listen to, mixed with some headcanons about them but my music taste is all over the place and I have no real favorite genre

Chuuya:

Maneskin

ABBA (He and Dazai dance to ABBA since they were teens)

Taylor Swift

Doja Cat

Cigarettes After Sex

Out of Touch by Hall & Oates

The Smashing Pumpkins

Happier than ever by Billie Eilish

Go Hard (La.La.La) by Kreayshawn

He only listens to Mitski when he's drunk and thinking about Dazai

Dazai:

The Smiths

Mitski

ABBA (He and Chuuya dance to ABBA since they were teens)

Cavetown

Melanie Martinez

I think I'm gonna kill myself by Elton John

Maybe he liked listening to the Gorillaz when he was a teen

Girl in Red

TV Girl

TOP

In my head by bedroom

Billie Eilish

Oulala by Vunderbar

Bimbo Doll by Tila Tsoli

I don't know how to love by the drums

Lady Gaga

Shibusawa:

Bernadette and I come with Knives by IAMX

Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark

Swimming Pool by Marie Madeleine

Classical Music but he doesn't pays much attention to composers so he listens to a bunch of composers mixed together

Little Dark Age by MGMT

Electroforez

Hollow by Mr.Kitty

Freakshow by Punkinlove

Sigma:

Lady Gaga

Heart for Brains and I can't handle change by Roar

The Greatest and Chandelier by Sia

Mitski

MARINA

Cavetown

Melanie Martinez

Queen

Puttin on the Ritz by Taco

Greedy by O3eo

The Drums

Icicles by The Scary Jokes

dreamcore by Pathetic

Tchaikovsky

Hug me by Pharrell Williams and Trey Parker

Le Festin from the Ratatouille soundtrack

ABBA

Fyodor:

Tchaikovsky and a bunch of other composers like Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Brahms and newer classical music but Tchaikovsky is his absolute favorite and he can play a lot of his songs on his cello. He usually does this to calm down or get his head a bit free of all the overwhelming thoughts

ABBA

IC3PEAK

I come with knives and Bernadette by IAMX

Molchat Doma

Swimming Pool by Marie Madeline

Electroforez

Black No.1 (Little Miss Scare All) by Type O Negative

Who is she? by I Monster

No 13 Dance of the Knights by Sergei Sergeyevich Prokofiev

никогда by руслан утюг (because of Nikolai and a special memory aka this headcanon by me)

I just know that he would listen to gospel choir songs and church music but I personally don't listen to it

Nikolai:

Bernadette and Animal Impulses by IAMX

Lady Gaga

IC3PEAK

песня без слов and перемен by Kino

Imma Kill U by Insane Clown Posse

Butch 4 Butch and Inarticulation by Rio Romeo

Princess Castle, Yandere and Hello Kitty by Jazmine Bean

мы by дайте танк (!)

никогда by руслан утюг

бiблiотека by колос

Electroforez

Melanie Martinez

Gallery Piece by Of Montreal

Where's Your Head At by Basement Jaxx

The Smiths

Blow my Brains out by Tikkle Me

Queen

Marry by Alex G

Hurra Hurra die Schule brennt by Extrabreit (A old german song. The title means Hooray Hooray the school is burning and it's literally about some girls burning down the school. It's not brutal thought. It's a bit comedic)

Mircochip by Oliver Buckhard

Küss Mich by In Extremo (Another German song. The title means kiss me and it's about obsessive love)

Literally anything he likes. He has no favorite genres

Edgar Allan Poe:

Mareux

Queen

Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark

Cavetown

ABBA

The Cure (He probably loves The Lullaby the most)

Black No.1 (Little Miss Scare All) by Type O Negative

Mushitaro:

Queen (Because of his boyfriends Poe and Ranpo who always listen to Queen)

ABBA

Mitski

Elvis Presley

Murder in my Mind by Kohedell

Bram:

The Smashing Pumpkins

ABBA

The Cure

Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark

Vampire Smile by Kyla la Grange

Mixed classical music

Hug me by Pharrell Williams and Trey Parker (Aya made him listen to it)

The Smiths

80s music

So This Is Love from Cinderella by Ilene Woods and Mike Douglas (He often thinks of his old friend Lovecraft while listening to it but always scolds himself when he realises. Who can blame him tho. It's easy to think about old feelings when you aren't exactly able to do things on your own and usually lie around)

Genesis by Grimes

[mentally-3nthusiast-medic]

*places a small frog in the palm of your hand*

...

Oh Gott...oh Herr...

I-its vunderbar...no!

It's perfect!

Hooh!! Danke Schon!!!

(he's now spinning around while still having his frog in his palms) (been a while since he haven't touched anything cute...thanks anon.)

[fllagellant]

ok sending u two!! :] 4 for andromeda and 9 for the trilogy (and whatever characters ur thinking of, if you want)

THIRTEEN SONGS COMING FRESH OFF THE GRILL !! Due to how long this will be I will put this under a read more ! Also I will be skipping any songs from the OSTs for the games bc . That feels like Cheating

Andromeda first …

1. Runaway - Tyto Grey

“But if you give me your Heart,

I’ll give you Mine.”

PEEBEE SONG . Specifically a Peeb in the beginnings of a romance . This song makes me think of her + Sara due to the singer calling their lover a ‘ Goddess ‘ but .. anything can be gender neutral if you want it to be . A song about someone wanting to run away , make a big name for themself before they can’ t , but not wanting to do it alone . It’ s not worth it alone . It’ s only meaningful if their lover and muse is with them . Idk man this is VERY Peeble to me . Definitely picturing a Remtech ruin confession for this song < 33

2. Pomok naka Poktoinskwes ( Casey MQ Remix ) - Jeremy Dutcher

MUSIC OF THE FUTURE . I can hear this playing in bars and nightclubs across the Initiatives many settlements . This is what Reyes hums while he works and what Sloane has playing when she’ s getting ready in the morning . This is what SAM has on shuffle in the Pathfinder’ s quarters and this is what Gil plays during long repairs . This is what bartenders dance to and what gets people moving . This is one of the first songs the Angara hear . They feel a connection to the chanting and the beat of it all . Yeah < 3

3. It’s Called: Freefall -Rainbow Kitten Surprise

“You could let it All Go, you could let it All Go

It’s Called: Freefall. It’s Called: Freefall.”

Ohhh god Vetra song . Vetra before she fully commits to the Initiative . Vetra still holding onto Milky Way contacts . People she cannot rely on but can talk to . People who do not care about her , but push her to join anyways . Vetra trying to get help without getting it . Vetra . This is her trying to talk to her contacts and getting nowhere but being told to just do it . This is her final bit of hesitation before she joins them . This is her in-between . Her final days with her Milky Way contacts who won’ t be following her

4. Honey in the Hair - Blackbird Raum

“I’m just walking in Circles…

I see the Lines in Chalk on the Ground.”

Not normally a band I listen to and think “ sci - fi ! “ but that is the point isn’ t it ! Early games vibes for me . The crew altogether but facing this mass responsibility . From the failing colonies to the dominating threat , from the political catch up they have to play to the political importance they’ ve gained all at once . The weirdness of it . The strange whimsy that comes with it . The feeling of going nowhere but knowing it’ s all changing . Knowing they’ ll be doing something so far out from what they originally planned to do , and having a strange sort of almost peace about it

Okok Trilogy time < 3

1. After Dark - Mr. Kitty

“Your lips were Soft like Winter,

In your Passion, I was Lost.”

STARTING OFF STRONG HUH . Me3 love confession . Literally fits any and all romance I think . I think this hit more harder for me3 only romances since the song is about that desperate yearning and wanting to confess before it’ s impossible to . This song is for all romances but I think it belongs to Femshep/Traynor and Mshep/Cortez a bit more . Also hurts a bit more when it’ s with Shepard and a character that cannot be romance bc it’ s like .. they never got that confession . That closure . There’ s something about the desperation and just needing to let the other person know . Even if they do not reciprocate . Just so they know you loved them . You always loved them .

2. Alien Blues - Vunderbar

“I try to tell you what I Think

And play it off like it’s a Joke.”

Hmm Joker : ) . The barely contained bitterness and the constant back and forth . Knowing he’ s ostracized and making jokes about it , but still being upset with it . Wondering what he could do differently but knowing it won’ t matter . Guilt with who he is , how he sees himself . Fits no matter what era of his life he is in . A farmboy . A pilot in training who isn’ t respected . A pilot with no ship . A man at the end of the world . A man mad after everything . A man who deserves to have a bit of bitterness

3. Come As You Are - Nirvana

“As I want you to Be

As a Trend, As a Friend,

As a known Memoria.”

Nirvana just feels like a band James would listen to , so it’ s hard not to connect him to their songs . This makes me thing of a younger James , at least a James before ME2 . He’ s struggling . He doesn’ t fully know what he wants to be or how he sees the people around him . He already has a streak for being less than cautious with himself . He doesn’ t know who will be there the next day , who he might have to leave behind . He can keep the memories , everyone can be kept in a memory . But he still needs to find how they fit in while they still know each other .

4. Sisters - The Halluci Nation

MORE MUSIC OF THE FUTURE . This is the type of song Jack would blast from her little hidey hole on a good day . Music that is illegally downloaded and shared around the Normandy . Glyph would play this to get the party more rowdy I think . A song to get people on their feel and MOVING . Someone DEFINITELY listens to this while in combat . Do I have a definitive answer ? No . Can I picture everyone listening to this on the battlefield ? Yes and I cannot narrow it down just yet . Get on your moccasins big boy we got a Reaper to take down

5. Repeat After Me - KONGOS

“So hard to leave what I've defended,

So hard to separate what's blended.”

Indoctrinated characters RISE ‼️‼️ this song is about religious / catholic guilt so be careful if you listen ! But I can definitely take this and apply it to Saren + Benezia very easily . Characters who have moments of clarity and knowing what the Reapers are doing to them , but not having enough power anymore to fully pull away . Too many ifs , too many maybes , too many nights spent hearing the whispers of the Reapers . Repeating their words while having that voice in the back of their heads questioning and wondering if they can still get away from all this . Just knowing what is happening to you but not being able to stop it and the realizations of your condition so few and far in between

6. Cluster - Slipknot

“So Cut, Cut, Cut me up

And Fuck, Fuck, Fuck me up.”

Combat theme . Everyone at the end of their ropes , the candle that was burned at both ends , the final push to tip them over . Angry with where they are , how they ended up there . How everything could have been simpler , how things could have been prepared for . The sort of anger that makes it hard to focus right , the kind of anger that numbs pain , the kind of pain that pushes further and further . I think Javik would fucking LOOOVE Slipknot but that is a different discussion . Idk man everyone has their limits and I think everyone deserves to got a bit batshit rage off the walls violence on the field after seeing the Horrors they have . Just for fun . Maybe for shits and giggles

( i have officially lost audio link rights here . uh Oh )

7. Curl - Jack Stauber

“When you turn the Master Key,

You’re Higher than a Star!”

Ohhh Crew bonding . Teasing each other . Hanging out together . Going on brief shore-leaves together . Reminding each other to try and live a bit . Remember the happy moments that they get , and not to let them go . It’ s them reminding each other they can still live , they are still alive and they’ re allowed to live . Take joy in the now , find joy in the now . Live now , even if it is hard . Even if it is difficult . Help each other find whatever joy they can , make sure they do not feel guilt for the joy . Giving each other something to look forward to , after everything is over . They’ ve always cares for each other , it’ s time to show it . Now that it matters more than ever

8. Fireworks - The Tragically Hip

“Complete with the Grip of Artificial Chaos,

And believing in the Country of Me and You.”

Oh hello Mr. Kaidan alenko . How are you . This song is so loudly Canadian it is hard to not picture him . This makes me think of Kaidan and his LI postwar . Learning how to live , navigating normalcy . Becoming more civilian than solider , after everything is over . Since I have my own personal biases I AM picturing Joker and Kaidan specifically . It doesn’ t help I believe that the Moreaus came from Manitoba . So it’ s both of them , going back to Canada . Settling down again , falling into a rhythm with each other . Just relearning what it means to be people after everything . Also the bit about seeing fireworks in the distance . Yes . Far enough away the sound is muted or just not there . Just watching the lights . Kaidan and his LI . Finding normalcy < 3

9. Gronlandic Edit - of Montreal

“I guess it would be Nice, to give my heart to a God,

But which one, which one do I Choose?”

Something about funky little beats and the tone of this song make me picture that blue archeologist . In between ME1 and ME2 . Those strange two years . Being a recluse , trying to figure out how to live again . She has to learn how to reach out to people , find her drive again . She’ s willing to stagnate , but that doesn’ t mean she should . And she knows that . Liara can have her struggles and weird girl moments anytime she wants . Because this song definitely is that . Liara lives in a state of limbo for six months and this was playing on loop the whole time . She’ s just feeling a little funny don’ t worry ( maybe you should worry )

[medicalmystery7]

☭ ((@underground-boss-clay ))

Battle intro: "A battle? Oh-hohoho, vhat fun! Let us see how your teachings turn out, shall ve?"

Victory: "AHahahahaHA! Vunderbar!"

Defeat: "Ha, now I see. 'Underground Boss', like a difficult battle. Yes..."

Assist: "Allow ME to offer ze consultation zis time!"

Taunt: "Electric, Fire, Normal, Bug... Here, I vill give you a type, FLYING! Just TRY touching Archimedes! Ahahahaha!" "Ack- hasn't anyvone told you a person needs regular time in ze sunlight to be healthy? I'll be prescribing you ten micrograms of vitamin DEfeat, to be taken... right now!"

Reacting to Taunt: "Nnnngh, let's get back to ze hitting and ze bloodshed, yes?" Tie: "Aiii... SURELY you vould not leave it at zat?" Perfect Victory: "Now ZAT vas doctor assisted-! ...Hm. I'm not sure how I planned to finish zat vone."

[shortstackpyro]

A Vunderbar Thing, pt 1

[minotaur-asterion]

Vanilla is vunderbar

I am going to assume that means “good,” in which case you would be correct

[mrhelicoprion]

I want a cover of Alien Blues by Vunderbar that takes it's time with it, but is full on with the aggressive abrasive guitar. Attack each note at the start, add a lilt on the almost spat out words.

[spacedustmantis]

a for the ask game :)

amnesia was her name - lemon demon

angel of small death & the codeine scene - hozier

alien blues - vunderbar

achilles come down - gang of youths

as the world caves in - matt maltese

[malfaisanteflamme]

"Vunderbar!"

"Go fuck yourself." (affectionate)

[anotherbloodiedbonesaw]

Have this totally not genetically modified crow-looking Dove named nein

Eh- danke? It.. looks.. vunderbar..

[blufruity]

I recently DMed a game of Dungeons and Dragons for my friends, set in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse! Here's two of my Player Characters, Ashley Clarke and Sven Vunderbar!