#Vackers

[famousinfamous]

lukewarm take: it’s not that Alden is abusive it’s just that the entire vacker family line is the result of being exposed to fame from an extremely young age and the entire family is obsessed with perfection and instead of supporting their kids they put huge amounts of pressure onto them.

[im-cool]

Okay I've just been thinking about this all day. The Vacker family, just as a whole, is so dysfunctional like what, how has this not been properly addressed in the books. Something is wrong with them.

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

The Vackers are like the five stages of grief as a family

[amandayetagain]

I think we lost ourselves trying to find you

Vacker family one panel comic for family day @keeptober @xanadaus

[Alt text: Fitz Vacker, from keeper of the lost cities is leaning on a door slightly in pajama pants, looking sadly at the door, his arms wrapped around himself as he listens to his parents conversation.

Alden: He still hasn’t found her yet-

Della: You can’t keep pulling him out of school like this! He’s overworking himself, trying to keep up!

Alden: I have no choice! ]

[alvar-not-vacker]

if this gets 1k notes before the new year, i'll compliment fitz

[tam-shade-song]

ok. Because I too, am unoriginal, I challenge thee to a challenge.

If this post gets...5k notes by the ides of March (Mar 15) I'll write a Frankenstein KOTLC Au, where

Sophie is Frankenstein's monster

Sophie is morally grey

They're nonbinary

And they kill Wylie's father (Kinda sorta on accident)

I won't start writing it until after I finish my current fic, but once I do I'll post it on AO3 and Wattpad.

[sasharcyreal]

breaking my silence i want alvar vacker so bad

[frizzle-mcshizzle]

i have the God given gift of creativity and access to procreate

and im making it everyones problem

[milo-igidk]

i dont think we talk enough about how fucking raw this line is

[camelspit]

kotlc hand hcs!!! <3

@skylilac @callas-pancake-tree @arson-anarchy-death @steal-nightmares-leave-dreams @neverseen-nevermore @abubble125 @purplesoup-lad-le @gay-otlc @thefoxysnake @keeper-of-the-lost-dadwin @ravs6709 @i-loved-while-i-lied @kamikothe1and0nly @that-glasses-dog @presidentroarie @even-if-in-another-time @nyxpixels @slozhnos @katniss-elizabeth-chase @sofia-not-sophie @moontoastt @lemon-girl-in-devil-town @three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat @purpleunicycle @just-a-honey-badger @loverofallthingssmart @antisocialdork @tamsong @cutebisexualmess

[ru0exe]

Biana Vacker slay 🤭

[im-cool]

I've come to the conclusion that everything is Alden's fault. Alvar turning evil? Alden. Fitz's anger issues? Alden. 1/2 Forkle dead? Alden. World hunger? Alden. Global warming? Alden. Donald Trump? Alden.

[the-great-gullon-incident]

Sophie “fuck my life” Foster

Keefe “fuck me” Sencen

Fitz “fuck it” Vacker

Dex “fuck you” Dizznee

Biana “for fucks sake” Vacker

Tam “fuck this” Song

Linh “oh fuck” Song

Marella “well fuck” Redek

Stina “fuck off” Heks

Maruca "what the fuck" Chebota

Wylie “fuck fuck fuck” Endale

Rayni “fuck everything” Aria

[lizzie-dude]

[elgatoarcoiris]

another kotlc background studyyy

wanted to see what i could make with the description of everglen !

[myfairkatiecat]

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