#Vaselin

[inlovewithhearts]

saturday

[dozydawn]

Fenton Vaseline Glass Snail, Vintage Yellow Opalescent Uranium Glass

[crocsandbitches]

Not to get overly sentimental but rap beef is honestly such a creative form of expression. Like we’re going to hold off on kicking the shit out of each other and calling up shooters to make clever rhymes about each other and get the common man saying words like ‘double entendre.’

Here’s a couple of suggestions of other diss tracks to listen to if you’ve found you’ve liked bitchy poetry:

Ether - Nas (2001) - diss track vs Jay Z & widely considered to be one of the best diss tracks ever released. It’s a response to Jay Z’s diss ‘Takeover’ which at the time of its release left people thinking Nas’ career was over and then Nas uno reversed that shit with Ether and it’s still considered to be a miracle that Jay Z managed to maintain his fame.

Hit ‘em up - 2Pac (1996) -diss track vs Biggie & Bad Boy records. Part of the East Coast / West Coast beef. 2Pac was shot 5 times and survived and Biggie released a song called ‘Who Shot Ya.’ Hit em up is Pac’s response and it’s iconic. Plus the tune is groovy as shit.

Real Muthaphuckkin’ G’s - Eazy E (1993) - Dr Dre left his group NWA over a dispute about contracts/pay. He later released a song called ‘Fuck with Dre Day’ where he had a go at Eazy E (the lead rapper of NWA). Eazy released this in response and it’s another groovy, west coast banger.

Story of Adidon- Pusha T (2018) - Pusha T walked so Kendrick Lamar could run. Need I say more.

No Vaseline - Ice Cube (1991) - vs remaining members of NWA. Cube was the first to leave NWA over contracts/pay disputes. The remaining members released an album, with subtle disses against him. Ice Cube, as Ice Cube does, got pissed.

Life’s on the Line - 50 Cent (2003) - adding this because 50 Cent hates as easily as he breathes and it’s something to marvel at. His beef with Ja Rule started in ‘99 when Ja Rule was robbed by 50’s people and then one thing lead to another and 50 was stabbed and then he was shot 9 times. ‘Time is the best medicine-‘ no. no it’s not. If anything 50 gets angrier through the years. 19 years later 50 bought 200 tickets to Ja Rule’s concert so the front rows were completely empty.

[afemwolfboy]

[mr-e-nigma]

Can’t tell if it’s tumblr’s busted search function or if I actually never posted this here but woe seven month old Arkham Riddlebat meme be upon ye

[loodness]

I have no words.

[manchesterau]

my wad polaroid 🫶🏾🫶🏾 😭😭😭

[nknoxe-n]

Feminine urge to cover myself in Vaseline before I shower

[witchkittymeow]

Oooo my railway cat !!!!

And the collection grows...

@julialepetit

[ehghtyseven]

geno puts in the work (whilst we enjoy the view)

[quintiliusheartripper]

I go onto my sfw twitter for… i cant remember anymore and i saw this.😭

[dozydawn]

cast brass epergne with vaseline glass vases

[puppybong]

tim clutches his cape in his hands like a goddamn rosary ill tell you that

[chronivore]

Two Piece Vaseline Glass Lamp, early 20th century

Etched, with green glass crystal pendants.

[mediapen]

DONTBLINKS5E3

[xiao-kisserr]

"how do you get your lips so nice looking all the time? especially during the winter" they asked, eyes curiously dancing from your lips to the rest of your face. 'how do you get them so kissable looking'

you smiled and took out a small vaseline container and showed it to them. "it helps so much, especially during winter!" you explained, putting some of the cream on your lips.

once done, you began to open your bag so you could put the container back but you caught them staring at it with wide eyes, "wanna.. try it?"

they looked at you with a look of surprise as they hesitated with their answer. "sure"

you were about to hand the container to them but they leaned in and kissed you. it was a short kiss, lasting no more than a second or two but still your face felt warm, despite the winter air. you were blushing lightly as they pulled away from your lips in an almost hurried way, as if they didn't want to get too addicted. you could feel their warm breath hit your face as they stayed close to your lips.

"strawberry flavoured?" they asked, breaking the silence that hung in the air.

"maybe you should kiss me again to see"

Childe, Kaiser, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Reo, Nagi, Kaveh, Cyno