#Village People Universe

[hollowwish]

Biggest pet peeve is when someone says jimmy needs to be portrayed as a pathetic wet cat and not too badass or whatever. Like do u guys know the wet cat behavior is a bit sometimes. Do you guys know he's played into before and will do so again. Do you guys know jimmy has his competent moments and really well roleplayed ones and that's he's not just stupid and bullied and little wet cat all the time. Do we even watch the same damn youtuber

He can be both wet cat and badass and competent. People just don't see the badass moments because theyre probably buried under the "jimmy is only sad bullied wet cat" belief

[kevinsdsy]

i LOVE that these olympians are literally just being silly on tiktok because

this is literally the kind of stuff they post LMAO and its so funny to me

[mixelation]

my hot take is that most ninja have some sort of competency kink, but female shinobi get held to such high and often contradicting standards that people rarely get universally obsessed with them the way they do for men. like she can fight, sure, but don't you know kunoichi are supposed to be conventionally attractive? oh, yeah, she's hot, but she's only a B-rank, bet she relied on her good looks and can barely fight.... this is why people get obsessed with kakashi even if he covers 3/4 of his face and giggles over porn in public, or with itachi even though his face is unfortunate and he doesn't know how to hold a conversation.

tsunade is the rare complete package kunoichi that people get obsessed over, but also a shocking number of mediocre men think they could land a hit in a fight with her, the way some people think they could score a point against serena williams.

[checkadii]

mfs do anything but finish their wips . like startign another, for example

[toustik-blogs]

Tw eyestrain

This is for the draw this in your style by @ricky-tiki-tah ^^

I wanted to do this wayyyy earlier but i was busy with stuff

Hope ya like it ^^

[quietwingsinthesky]

i do love canon amy & rory but god, does some part of me wish they really had gone with the idea of the doctor picking up a child as a companion (and then later, that child’s best friend with a huge crush on her.) with the rest of the season really not changing at all, except now it’s amelia pond with an angel in her head killing her and lost alone in the woods. it’s little rory who dies and is forgotten and becomes a toy soldier. if this is going to be a fairy tale, then let it be one. children have never been safe in fairy tales.

[layraket]

just watched The Monkey King

i have lots of thoughs. (rambling on tags)

[just-a-little-anxious]

The minecraft movie teaser upset me so much that i had to go lay in bed and daydream my own version of the movie

[the-onions-art]

"...Doing? What are...You doing?

Can I. Join?"

Keira used to be a briliant redstone engineer. She remembers nothing else now, but her enjoyment for the craft still stands. Somehow.

She loves to learn.

(FRANNY the villager on the right belongs to @sm-baby! Anyway Im serious this this time BACK TO KEYS MUPPET POSTING-)

[alicepao13]

Charlie: I'm going undercover as a prison inmate.

Joe: Have I told you today that this is the most harebrained thing you've ever thought of?

[mlobsters]

is mike flanagan the new and improved m night shyamalan but the twist is sadness

[saphire-scribbles]

Okay but, IMAGINE THIS -

The Dimitrescu daughters, but they're MOTHS. Blood-sucking, lamp loving, manthing-killing moths. Just, I love this idea.

Imagine they're getting all overexcited and violent so Lady D just whips out a lamp and that just absolutely mesmerises them....like, they live in an old fashioned castle with only oil lamps and classic fireplaces, so any electrical lamp or flashlight would just blow their minds.

Speaking of fireplaces! I headcanon that Lady D had to install like a metal mesh covering so her beloved children wouldn't just swarm into the fire

I know they have quite a bit of intelligence but we see in game that it kinda devolves when faced with the thrill of the hunt (like, they literally seem to lose the capacity to stop attacking even when getting closer and closer to death), and if they were moths I think the same thing would happen as soon as light is involved. a literal moth to flame situation

Like imagine they're chasing prey and they're so close to catching them, so close they can practically taste the blood already and - ooh lämp

Also of they were moths, hypothetically the cold would only paralyse them, like butterflies and moths irl.

And lastly! I think they'd all be different types of moths!

Bela, I think, would be a Luna moth! I know it doesn't match her choker colour, but I just feel like it fits. Idk, I just sort of equate a nice vivid green with intelligence and she's the most level-headed of the sisters? Also that would make her bigger than her sisters, as Luna moths reach an avarage wingspan of 3 - 4.5 inches (according to Google).

But if I were to match with her colour I think she'd be a cinnabar moth. The black and red just suits her perfectly

Now, Cassandra would be a Death's head hawkmoth. No, you cannot convince me otherwise. It has a SKULL on its back, its a widely recognised symbol of death and it even matches her choker! It also makes this hella cool clicking/chirping/gargling sound to ward of predators and I just LOVE it imagine you're being chased by this bloodthirsty lady that's actually a moth swarm and that's all you can hear-

Dani would either be a common emerald moth (to match her choker), or a common clothes moth. She would 100% hold some form of resentment for bearing the title of 'common', and meybe would feel a little insecure if she wasn't as unique or brightly coloured as her sisters. She would also be the sister to frequently have a good munch on her mother's clothes and curtains, much to Alcina's dismay :(

(But lemme tell ya, I've raised enough moths to know that they are ALL flappy fluttery little sweethearts regardless of colouration. They're all perfect in my damaged eyes)

The moths, for reference -

(Please note that these are just images I've pulled from Google for the purposes of this post they don't actually belong to me at all)

Cinnabar moth (Bela)

Luna moth (Bela)

Death's head Hawkmoth (Cassandra)

Common Emerald Moth (Daniela)

Common clothes moth (Daniela)

I also fully believe that Hesienberg would install moth traps to lure and kill them if ever they went to the factory 😥

[drauthor]

Last Line Challenge

Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like). 

Tagged, once again, by the lovely and horrible @shootingstarpilot (on April 15, haha, o o p s—)

So, ah, when I was tagged, I was super close to finishing the next chapter of It Takes a Village and so I may have got really really hyperfixated on that—

So, as an apology and to actually respond to this—

Have a bit of something I literally just jotted down while procrastinating homework that isn’t part of the main story, but is set in the same universe and also before the main story (and a link at the end of the post for chapter 4 of itav):

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Bad days are normal. He’s used to the bad days.

It’s the quiet days, the unremarkable days, that make him nervous. They’re so few and far between that he can never predict them. There’s nothing that precedes them either—no change in behavior or event on the calendar.

At least the awful days, the truly horrendous ones, have some warning.

Today is quiet. Unremarkable. Uneventful.

It sets his teeth on edge and chases the words even farther away than they normally are.

***

Tagged: lmao I’m still really fucking bad at this part so I’m just gonna do what I want (which means tagging who probably already got tagged but I have no shame anymore so fuck it—) throwing shootingstarpilot here too because I can, @themonopolyhat @bumbledees @blakbonnet and anyone else who’d like to participate

[lady-lycany]

When your maladaptive daydreaming has been so intense again for a while, that your brain tricks you into missing things that literally never happened in the first place 🗿👍

Just had that and was like "🥺🥺😪😔...🤨🤔😀❓❓"

[selfcontainedunivcrse]

my mob-kid -> player headcanons are wholly built off of Oneshot's taming schtick. Which is also why the first Vwoop is denoted as ProtoVwoop and also why this blog is named selfcontaineduniverse because I'm always thinking about oneshot. It's a good video game

[papasmistakeria]

Midnight Mass AU where everything is the same except there’s a new guy arriving on the island the same time as Paul. He's also Sarah’s colleague and a therapist. His name is Matthew Kimble