Markers are an ancient artifact that can be used to paint symbols of importance or doodle a poorly drawn dick
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keeping up with the kardashians but make it keeping up with the wayne’s and everyone is struggling to hide their secret identities while cameras follow them around.
however the viewers are absolutely taking their bad hiding skills the wrong way and think the wayne’s are some sort of secret mob family when they see multiple of the wayne children come home covered in ash, soot, and blood (likely not their own) also the fact that the siblings fight in professional hand to hand combat in the background of shots is definitely not helping.
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Cosmere Characters Get Asked Their Pronouns
As requested by @dewypeach :)
I'm weirdly anxious about contradicting other people's pronoun headcanons, ha ha. But then...I guess the thing about headcanons is that everyone can have different ones... Anyway, here's how I think Cosmere characters might respond if asked their pronouns!
1. Shallan
Shallan: She/they.
Adolin: Just out of curiosity, is the "they" a gender thing or an alters thing?
Shallan: Yes.
2. Adolin
Adolin: I like to say that I use whatever pronouns are fashionable!
Adolin: I like to say it around Sadeas.
Adolin: It makes him shudder.
Shallan: You should collect pronouns like swords.
Adolin: You say that like I don't already.
3. Kaladin
Kaladin: I use he/him.
[Adolin & Shallan look at him]
Kaladin: What? I'm just a simple guy!
4. Syl
Syl: I use neopronouns!
Kaladin: Y-You do? I thought you went by "she/her"!
Syl: Yeah, exactly!
Syl: I use the neopronouns that humans invented!
5. Pattern
Pattern: Cryptic pronouns are unpronounceable in the human tongue!
Shallan: Are they...a math thing?
Pattern: They're a math thing, yeah!
Shallan: What do you want us to use in human speech?
Pattern: You always use "he" which is mmmm an interesting lie!
6. Harmony
Harmony: As a being that is male, female, both, and neither, I let my followers refer to me however.
Harmony: Privately, I think "they/them" fits the most these days.
7. Wayne
Wayne: Like, what I'm using right now?
Wayne: It obviously depends on the hat, mate.
Wax: I still can't believe you got he/him-ed yesterday.
Wayne: I know! In THAT hat?!
8. MeLaan
MeLaan: [currently in the body of a tall, handsome man]
MeLaan: She/her. Why?
9. Vin
Vin: I've always used whichever pronouns are safest in the moment.
Elend: And if you were safe to use any of them?
Vin: ...
Vin: I still think I'd put on and off pronouns like a fancy dress, to be honest.
10. Vasher
Vasher: As far as you're concerned, I don't use pronouns.
Vasher: How dare you refer to me
11. Dalinar
Dalinar: As a man who reads and writes, it's important to me to use "he/him."
Navani: We're having to invent new forms of written pronouns in real time.
Dalinar: Doing my part for change.
12. Nightblood
Nightblood: Oooh, what are pronouns??
Szeth: They're how people refer to you, Sword-nimi.
Nightblood: My pronouns are Nightblood!
Szeth: No, Sword-nimi. Like how they refer to you without using your name.
Nightblood: My pronouns are screams!
Szeth: ...
Szeth: That does seem oddly correct.
13. Lift
Lift: Haven't got a gender.
Wyndle: B-But mistress (Mister? Mastress?), how should refer to you?
Lift: Sounds like a you problem.
14. Painter
Painter: ...
Painter: ...
Painter: YOU CAN CHOOSE?!?
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