#WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

[shiftythrifting]

Noted!

Burnsville MN

[that-ikea-alien-plush]

me: do you guys have a nickname you call me?

gods: yeah

me: can you spell it out for me?

gods: *everyone is yelling the letters at the same time*

me: this shit is just gibberish please speak one deity at the same time okay? Apollo please go first

Apollo: fcorcj

me: are u sure its even a word

Apollo: yeah just search it

me: *finds an old book after half an hour and finds the meaning*

me: decoration?

Apollo: yeah :)

me: okay? Aphrodite?

Aphrodite: c / o

me: oh this is actually adorable thank you

Aphrodite: :)

me: Dionysus its your turn

Dionysus: apdedi

me: addition?... just call me a trinket man /j

Dionysus: lmao

me: Marzanna do you have one for me too?

Marzanna: yeah:)

me: is it in polish?

Marzanna: no:)

Marzanna: amndcp

me: a cactus needle...?

Marzanna: lololol

me: be so for real do you guys see me as your cat?

gods: yeah lol

me: alright Bastet?

Bastet: hxddbe

me: is it even a real word?

Bastet: yeah but you will only find it in an old ass book lol

me: can you spell the meaning in english?

Bastet: nah :3

me: do you guys enjoy making fun of me? /j

gods: yeah <3

[defectivegembrain]

Me completing any mental health survey or questionnaire: Don't understand the question, don't understand the question, that's literally true but I feel like there's something specific you're looking for that may not apply, depends on the circumstances, give me an example please, what the fuck does that mean?...Yes.

[sug4r-melon]

my guy what the actual hell are you saying

[bandanascyare]

CLONE FORCE 99 DIED WITH TECH

[goofenschmertz]

just had a dream of watching vids on my phone and there was this cat png being moved around slightly to an upbeat jingly auld lang syne, with the caption "me having a good time" and then it abruptly cuts to a dark atmosphere with ambient noise in the background with the caption "me finding new information about the mandela catalogue" and then I woke up to sleep paralysis

[sharpened-kris]

[indianapolis500]

arrowmclaren weatherman felix with the weekend forecast. 🥵

[unicyclehippo]

brother: what the fuck is ur fashion sense what’s the vibe here? no hold on i got it. boy genius

me: the band??

brother: there’s a band??

me: yah but they look like if school of rock grew up so that’s not what i look like

bro: no. i meant like a real boy genius

[are-we-really-doing-this]

If I read the words “pov: indie” one more goddamn time I’m going to kill somebody.

[nowshesdoingitallthetime]

what

[mitchmrner]

NO AUSTON MATTHEWS????

[thesungod]

i know rick riordan’s just playing with me but still

[faacethefacts]

Friend says her blood "tastes kinda like carrot"

[treesah]

I’ve been on Tumblr consistently since 2009 and I still have no fucking clue what pro-ship and anti-ship is

There’s a lesson in there about filter bubbles and mistakenly thinking your own experience is the universal one, I’m sure

[ghostiedreamsz]

Currently trying to piece together the plot of Jujitsu Kaisen through various Instagram inside jokes

Like. I’m gonna watch the series eventually! I’m just grabbing these jokes by the throat, throttling them until they make little jingly noises, and violently shoving them together until I understand