#WHO IS SURPRISED

[m4rs-ex3]

would you even bfelieve that i have things to say

ok i don't even know how to explain it but in these 3.5 minutes the facial expressions and animation r already POPPINGGG off

baby i want to inhale him

it's giving "i am not ruined i am ruination"

yes of course her grateful face is great but can we talk about callum's sigh of absolute relief when he saved her

anyway on to the less important one that is more important to me personally

what do you even want me to say about this. WHAT DO YOU WA

hey callum quick ol question what the fuck is this

down horrific i tell ya

"DO SOME MAGIC MAGE" "THAT. DO THAT" you will always be famous

this face in all its pixelated glory

wow i love how confident they both are in callum's ability

oh and hell yeah. there was only one bedroll.

[alyoshka-karamazov]

Thinking about the parallels between Kaz thinking “To hell with revenge, to hell with his schemes. If Rollins had done something to Inej, Kaz would paint East Stave with his entrails” when he thinks Rollins has done something to hurt Inej and Inej thinking “She’d kill them all. She’d pile the bodies to the rafters for the stadwatch to find” when she thinks Kaz is about to be killed during the Slat fight. The way they will ALWAYS protect each other. Oh I’m SICK

[ramblings-of-a-mad-cat]

Would it be weird if I said I was feeling more and more like a Green? (House of The Dragon.) Especially after Season 2? Like. I realize there's an inherent asterisk that comes with that, but I also think it's possible to be a TG fan without being motivated by misogyny? I just like the characters, I find them interesting.

[hartpisces]

Josh Hart can’t name the five boroughs

[maidstew]

fnnck-odr ➡️ persephoneprice

[vulpisnocturna]

I have a disgusting Chrollo brainrot right now. I had underestimated the chokehold that man might have on me 😫

[gemkun]

my husband is here

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

TODAY ON Me Never Shutting TF Up About OrangeJuiceVerse:

Let’s talk abt the Disaster Duo.

Aka Kenny McCormick and Stan Marsh. These two… smh they really are each other’s enablers (as Ky pointed out here) in all things. Naturally, I have headcanons that haven’t seen the light of day yet.

Aight so if u know the ojverse, you know that our sweet leading man Stanley Marsh absolutely thinks of Kenny as his Blood Brother In Desperation (someone get this man (me) away from FOB’s discography) and the platonic stenny bond is SO real. They’re always down to do stupid shit together and are 100% the reason Kyle has high blood pressure.

Kenny, on more than one occasion, has done some shit like gone up to Stan like “hey dude you wanna climb the water tower” and Stan didn’t even question it he was just “sure why not” when I say Marj and Kyle were sooo pissed bc Kenny fell off the ladder and knocked Stan off too on the way down lmfao these two idiots were in so much trouble for hurting themselves in a completely avoidable way.

Oh my GOD they set shit on fire all the time out here trying to start a grill because they’ve dubbed themselves the “grillmasters” and then suddenly Stan has no arm hairs. BOTH of them have threatened to drink lighter fluid at minor inconveniences.

As referenced here, Kenny, as a true weirdo artist boy (I’m projecting) once mixed acetone and resin INDOORS (he and Stan were drunk and not thinking) and the fumes were so strong that Stan deadass passed out and it was soooo stupid Kyle was so mad at them. With bigger projects throughout their ENTIRE lives if Ken is like building a big ass sculpture or sum he’s going to Stan and like Cartman will go out to the backyard of the Survivor House to see them dangling from the roof to get the top parts on and just sends a pic in the groupchat to get them in trouble smh

Oh my god I’ve mentioned that Stan had a parkour phase in middle school (referenced here) and who was with him trying to do backflips and vault over walls? Kenneth. This one time they were like “dude we should expand our gymnastics skills” “oh yeah for sure” and they started trying to do that two person cartwheel thing and they THOUGHT they got it down and went to show Kyle but they completely busted their asses like landing in a tangle of limbs and shit (Kenny died) bruh Kyle was SO fuckin mad like “THE FUCK ARE YALL DOIN THAT IN THE STREET FOR” and Stan was all “uhhh cuz it’s a flat stretch of ground? Duh” dumbasses

Canonically in the OrangeJuiceVerse these two are both school mascots (Stan only for the season Kenny played basketball, Kenny through the entirety of hs) and have stupid signature moves that they do in the “stank ass cow suit”. Like Kenny literally gets shot out of a cannon to kickoff football games and Stan does flips that are seriously not safe with the low visibility in a mascot head they actually have no sense of self preservation until someone gets hurt. Ohhh my god one time at a football game Stan was benched for whatever reason and he was BORED so he’s bothering Marj and Kenny and the other cheerleaders and he was full on “wait Ken stand on my shoulders and find Ky in the crowd” so they’re walking around the track like that (stunt buddies at their peak) and no one is watching the game they’re just distracted by whatever tf these two have going on and then the coach notices and is like “goddamnit MARSH! Get on the field!” Smh mans got unbenched for his own safety how ironic

As kids? No one went harder playing superheroes than these two. Cartman may have been the one leaning too hard into the “marketing” side of things (“fatass you can’t call yourself that! It’s a fucking slur!”) but Stan and Kenny were out here terrorizing construction sites bc there was so much cool shit to climb

Even as adults the shenanigans don’t stop dude Stan and Kyle drove over to the city to see Ken and Marj and Ky woke up in the middle of the night and Stan wasn’t there he went to get Marj “dude wake up the guys are gone” guess where the Disaster Duo was? Trying to get into a closed water park by digging under the fence. Yes they were in Trouble.

And when they’re older and Stan’s sober so you’d think he’d be slightly less inclined to do dumb shit? NOPE! He and Kenny are going WAY too hard at paintball and Stan falls off the top of an obstacle bc he was in “sniping mode” and “it’s like irl Fortnite!”

On their own? These two are fairly tame with some exceptions. Together? Someone needs an emergency room.

[greedaeye-a]

⸻ "WHAT HURTS THE MOST IS THAT YOU LIED RIGHT TO MY FACE AND STILL I HOLD YOUR HAND TO SET YOU FREE."

@mysteryoflovc liked for a starter

[sawbloopers2004]

sometimes people being nice to me on the internet just makes me more sad because it really highlights just how alone i am in real life. i am so desperate for comfort and care and love and it feels so close but it's really barely there. it's like... being touched by a ghost, i suppose. or maybe i am the ghost.

[midnight-blue-goth]

for the ship bingo: aleheather, lyler, gwent and gwuncan

[silveny-dreams]

TIERGAN AND PRENTICE WERE ALMOST COGNATES IM LOSING MY MIND

[frostbitebakery]

I posted 1,628 times in 2022

That's 1,373 more posts than 2021!

208 posts created (13%)

1,420 posts reblogged (87%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@frostbitebakery

@buckymilf

@musette22

@glimmerglanger

@hawkeykirsah

I tagged 1,599 of my posts in 2022

Only 2% of my posts had no tags

#codywan - 352 posts

#obi wan kenobi - 214 posts

#the clone wars fanart - 167 posts

#commander cody - 135 posts

#the clone wars fanfiction - 84 posts

#frost replies - 79 posts

#chris evans - 75 posts

#obi wan kenobi show - 67 posts

#stevebucky - 67 posts

#star wars fanart - 63 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#curse and bless this show for giving me everything i want and didn’t realise i needi haven’t felt this empty and complete finishing somethin

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

“Can we go home now?”

1,809 notes - Posted May 27, 2022

#4

“We should get up.”

“Do you want to get up?” was the sleepy reply.

Obi-Wan shifted, rolling a shoulder to prevent the incoming crick. He rubbed his nose over Cody’s neck. “I’d rather you drool some more on my arm.”

Cody stilled in a way that spelled trouble in Obi-Wan’s immediate future. Cody’s head turned as far as it would go in their position, visible eye squinting. “Excuse me?”

Obi-Wan hid his smile in Cody’s shoulder, trying to innocently blink up at him and failing miserably.

He laughed through the pins and needles in his arm when Cody sat up, through Cody putting his entire battle-hardened weight on him, through the raspberries blown into his neck.

1,814 notes - Posted June 23, 2022

#3

“I would like to kiss you, Commander.”

“You let Dex put candles on your table once…”

“That was very romantic, my dear.”

“So were the burgers.”

“Notably the fried onions. Can I kiss you now?”

“Sure,” Cody quirked a small smile, got a hand tangled in the robe and couldn’t, for the life of him, hide anything in his eyes.

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2,102 notes - Posted August 18, 2022

#2

“We all agree this is Cody’s fault?” Fox asks, hands on his hips as he looks around.

Wolffe snorts. “Absolutely. I will not get into shit with General Plo.”

“Does this face look like it could do wrong?” Bly says, pointing at himself. “No. Cody’s on the other hand…”

“It’s the deep waters you gotta look out for,” Wolffe nods sagely.

“I will kill you all and make it look like an accident.”

“That’s the spirit,” Fox grins, slapping Cody’s shoulder in encouragement. “Hold that expression until the sergeant arrives for processing.”

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2,205 notes - Posted September 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

“Hello, there.”

2,227 notes - Posted May 17, 2022

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[nervousmonolith]

mr George goes to college parties, calls women sluts and makes lame as jokes about women not found has said that men being drunk is an excuse for them being creepy towards women

[petewentz-]

wow guess I'm still in love with Patrick

[milubrique]

I'm very sad