#Water Intoxication

[2boats]

[familythings]

Title: The Shocking Truth About Drinking Too Much Water: Harvard Expert Reveals Risks

We’ve all heard the saying, “Drink eight glasses of water a day to stay healthy,” right? It’s the advice that sounds like common sense. But what if I told you drinking too much water actually is harmful? Sounds strange, doesn’t it? Well, according to Dr. Saurabh Sethi, a Harvard expert, it’s true! Dr. Sethi, a gastroenterologist, recently made waves with a viral video where he dropped a truth…

[themasterofprocrastonation]

turns out i drank so much water that i almost died and not a single person on tumblr bothered to come in my time of need, thanks guys

guys, my throat hurt and felt like dust so i drank water but it didn’t help so i drank more water (like 7 bottles) and now my head hurts worse and i feel like sleeping and vomiting and it’s not good. what do i do please help

[asha-mage]

I have largely said nothing about Veilguard because I am not, by nature, a hater and if I have nothing good to say I try to avoid saying anything. And also because watching a beloved franchise (and a huge ground breaker for LGBT rep for me personally and games in general) utterly crater brings me nothing but heartache.

But with the news I feel like this at least needs to be said: this is not the fault of BG3, or "woke", or whatever other excuse annoying chuds want to trot out. To a limited extent it's not even really the fault of the industry- at least no more so than usual. Bioware has been on this trajectory since Inquisition. They had ten years to turn things around and they didn't. Instead they chased trends and fairytales and the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow called "live service" and never considered they might just need to stick to what worked and tell a good story.

All the while they were shedding more talent and more passion until we ended up with Veilguard. The fulfillment of the promise of Inquisition: a cynical triple a cash grab meant to appeal to everyone and so appealing to no one. A game that ignores the most interesting rich parts of it's setting to serve up a calorie free action RPG that manages to say absolutely nothing about the ideas at the heart of the Dragon Age series.

No one deserves to lose their job and layoffs are an unethical bloodletting to please investors, but things didn't have to go this way. The rails had come off with Inquisition but it wasn't too late to prevent a crash.

Instead they barreled full steam ahead. And we ended up here.

[allastoredeer]

Alastor's bathtub hooch vs beelzejuice, who would win?!

Rational me says beelzejuice, cuz technically, its so potent that sinners can't tolerate beyond maybe a few sips.

Buuuuuuut silly goofy me says Alastor's bathtub hooch, because the idea of the Radio Demon's Prohibition bath water being enough to slam even the highest of Sins is extremely funny to me.

[horrorknife]

babe, this wouldn't be the first time it will not be the last time there's no parasol that could shelter this weather

[somethingvulger7]

hard to be horny when you have the sinking feeling of dread in your tummy.

it’s gonna need to go away cus i’m not into unintentionally edging myself.

[grandrebelfun]

This may have been a mistake but someone told to so I blame them😅

[aquamarineprncss]

heard someone else say this and haven’t stopped thinking about it, but in regards to learned helplessness people love to say “i tried my best” or “i am trying!” then sink back into their couch, on their computer, not making any effort beyond saying they’re trying. these are also the same people who are enablers in the name of “you’re trying your best!” when frankly, you know and they know you’re not.

do you know how damaging it is to tell someone they’re doing their best when they are bed rotting, or too depressed to brush their teeth or shower regularly, or wanting to kill themselves? tough love IS love, let people feel what they need to, but then show up for them by telling them to try harder. it might make you a villain in their eyes, they might talk shit on you, but when they actually do get up and start living again… they will look back and appreciate that you were pushing them to be better.

in my own personal experience there are two types of people you can befriend. people who enable you to continue to be depressed, miserable, upset, tell you how everyone is SO mean and judgmental and out to get you. then there is the person who will tell you they love and support you always and forever, but you need to do something, anything, other than what you are currently doing.

[nayaislooseagain]

working a double and im still at work but my bestieee behind bar slipped the host stand some treats!!

calling the work family is gonna go wild tonight. the vibes are hedonist

[magentakinky]

Jaeger always does this to me. A shot of that and a bit of vodka and I'm tipsy. Im a horny drunk but jaeger does something different to me. When i have jaeger I get needy.

Im so touch starved. I need someone to pull me in by the waist and kiss me stupid. I want their grabbing hands to wander to my chest until im whining into them and grinding on them.

I feel so empty. I want to go down on someone and be so good for them, and they'll fill me up after.

[swagging-back-to]

i hate people who can eat a small little plate or half a bowl of food and be like 'teehee I'm full'

fuck off

[necrofuturism]

love when the body just has THE THIRST that no amount of water will satisfy. vampire behavior.

[kennys-parka-jacket]

Found a squishmallow on the floor away from the bed again. What is it with my drunk self and dropping those things everywhere?

[ourbastardofsorrows]

the secret to my velvety, elastic skin? just a debilitating genetic condition