remembering one of the times i was getting evaluated by a therapist to determine if i was "really trans" or not or whatever and he was like "so if you transitioned to male, how would you dress differently?"
and i was like "i.. dont know. I wouldnt?"
and he looked at me blankly and wrote something down and said "really? you wouldnt wear anything more masculine?"
and i realized i'd given the wrong answer so I just said "I would... wear... suits?"
and he smiled and wrote something else down like "ah! yes"
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rose tyler visiting home wearing tshirts from artists and tours that havent happened yet or tv shows that dont exist yet and everyone thinking she just has weird obscure music taste and is rly weird. its 2006 rose tyler walking down the street and everyone who glances at her shirt is thinking ‘who in the fuck is olivia rodrigo and where did this girl get a 2024 tour shirt’
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this is possibly the funniest terf take i’ve ever seen. trans people, hate to tell you this but buying clothes is actually capitalist and you should stop /j.
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The anon ask reading Machete as Versace and your mention of his subtly elegant style resting along the lines of YSL got me thinking the lad would honestly devour Loro Piana. In stark contrast, it feels like Vasco would be happy to roll with UNIQLO and other lighter fashion, for a more casual, slightly whimsical, less severe look. Either way, you know the boys will be so pretty in their littol outfits :3
Gifting him a 1300€ Loro Piana cashmere sweater just so I can pit him against the forces of static electricity.
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happy father's day to all the dads of the neighborhood who had to spend the day doing chores 🧢
high res and alt versions (jockstraps! toolbelts!) here: Patreon
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My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.
Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.
Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.
He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.
Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it
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Loosely inspired by the lawlu/lulaw fic “Broken Heart Syndrome” by Callunar on ao3! Law knee deep in denial about being friends with Luffy and the others, opposed by Luffy’s clear interest in him, is one of the funniest depictions of them tbh. Bonus points bc Zoro is a menace in this one for the good, good cause of teasing his friends. 😂😂😂
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“Avoid these fashions that look dated” “10 things not to wear over the age of 30” how about I’m a goddamn adult now and my personal style that makes me happy is none of your business
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thinking about older bf!simon who feels younger for loving you
you who has to be holding his hand, other hand around his upper arm, pulling him down to kiss his cheek
you who wraps your arms around his waist, putting your hands in his pockets and rubbing your cheek against his back
you who still gets giggly when he walks around naked, a heat on your cheeks that he can feel across the room
you who lays back on the bed and beckons him over with a single digit, squealing when he tugs you to him by your ankle
you who can make a sniper’s hands shake by asking him to do up the zipper on your back or just placing your feet in his lap
you who can make him hard with only a pretty smile or even just a “siiiiiimon” like he’s hitting puberty for the first time
you who makes him pull over so you can ride him in the front seat of his car, only after you’ve been teasing him all fucking dinner
you who, in a room full of people, can give him a look that only he knows to mean “take me home right now and i’ll do that thing you like”
you who teaches the old dog new tricks, making him realise that there really are “things he likes” that he hadn’t even known about
simon doesn’t just feel younger, he feels fucking born again
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