#history humour

[troythecatfish]

"| wonder why the IDF is so willing to kill innocent civilians" ... Meanwhile, the US Military

[acrossthewavesoftime]

Tumblr Dashboard Simulator: 1670s/1680s English Court

🐶 merry-monarch

#monday motivation #motivational quote #there are indeed good thyngs and bad in this countrie #the good: women #the bad: PARLEMENT

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💖 mary-clorine

I have two husbands, and that causes me much trouble and torment of the soul, for I may be with childe by one, and have thus given horns to th'other, who is also a lady, and we have been married first. Now she won't writ to me as we did as girles, and my lawfull husband, I have not yett told, for my condition is not certain yet. I cannot talk in honesty whith one, and with the other husband, neither.

'Tis awkward to speak of this, but if not to your friends online, to whom can one talk of such troubles?

#personal #might remove later #aurelia I miss you

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🤴dukeofm

There are thyngs the governement, the Kinge in particular, do not wish you to know about: the Royall Successioun is all made false, for instead of the D. of Yorke, the True Heir to H. M. the Kinge shoud be the Duke of Monmouth, for he was lawfully begot by the Kinge, then married in secret to the late Lucy Walter, and must therefore be accepted as Prince before his uncle the D. of Yorke, who is a Catholick.

All ye good people should speak up against this injustice! If you cannot pledge your life (if there be a fight), or some shillings to the cause, you may help it greatly alreadie by re-bloggying, and bringing this mater to greater awareness!

#sociall justice #awareness #politick

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🎀 prettywittynell

@merry-monarch had me painted! For more content like this, and to vote which painter shoud doe me (haha!) next, please visit my OnlieFriendes account!!!

#lely #girlboss #hotter than madam carwell!! ;)))

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🍊 je-maintiendrai

Hans Willem et moy!

Vouz pouves nous voir en visitant Stichting Kasteel Amerongen, ou icy, en-ligne (un grand mercy au Nederlands Instituut voor Kunstgeschiedenis): https://rkd.nl/images/126807

#meilleur amy #boy best friends #louis n'a pas d'amy si proche que j'ay

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👑 catholic-guilty666

Why cannot a man haue normall nepheues. One, @je-maintiendrai, is nigh a Puritan in his Protestant fervour, and th'other dispreads falsehoods about the monarcky (and the Roman Church).

I reported the other one, @dukeofm for his libel, in hopes he shall be deactivated, alas th'other I can but block, and not banished from this place. I also hope my daughter the Princess shall divorce him speedilye.

Tonight, I hope to forgett all about this vexing bussinesse by thinking on going a-stag hunting tomorrow with H. M. my brothere, the King.

#vent #vent post #callout post

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🇮🇹modenamarie

#poll #nicknames #mary

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💃 annieannieannie

3. The feeling One experiences when One findes out, that one's weird uncle hath a Tumblr-accountt, too 💀💀💀

do not follow him

#i thought 'twas my bad eyes but what i was seeing was real #the family #non followeres do not interact

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[nordleuchten]

Really? Nobody? Ever? 😂😂

[thepyromanichasarrived]

That shits lit! Those losers are f*cking idiots lol

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

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[lcatala]

Historian doing a lecture in the 30th century about 21st ceentury history: "The Burying of Ai Developpers and Burning of Data Centers was a popular revolt that occured in the early-mid-21st century where---"

[thewondermentofillustration]

Le mal de Venus - Qu'avez-vous à craindre, Venus? Est-ce que je ne suis pas là, voyons - Vous u'y pouvez rien, helas ! cher Hercule : je crains le phylloxera...

The Evil of Venus - What do you have to fear, Venus? Am I not there, let's see - You can't help it, alas! dear Hercules: I fear phylloxera...     - Alex, Le Rire (The Laugh; French Comic)

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

Source: Lesbian National Parks And Services Field Guide To North America - by Ranger Shawna Dempsey and Ranger Lorri Milan (illustrations by Daniel Barrow)

[troythecatfish]

[acrossthewavesoftime]

Comic Sans Valentines: British of the American Revolutionary War Edition

[shutinthenutouse]

[sic-vita]

The Sandman | the realm of Desire

We of the Endless are the servants of the living, not their masters. We exist only because they know deep in their hearts that we exist. We do not manipulate them. If anything, they manipulate us.

Mess with me or mine again and I shall forget you are family.

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

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[stillunusual]

Meanwhile in tankie clownland

It feels so edgy when you make fun of genocide and fantasise about persecuting people you don't like after the imaginary revolution that's never actually going to happen (and it helps you cope with being a total loser who never leaves his bedroom)....

[consult-sherlockholmes]

Joyous Ides of March to all the backstabbers out there.