#YALL LOOK AT HIM LOLOLOLOL

[lolita-ily]

You have a beautiful body princess I would love to taste you

i know im beautiful dumbass no need to be weird about it ugh. YALL SEE WHY I NO LONGER DO PUBLIC OUTFIT CHECK???

okay tho imma expose you cuz ur not smart. Its @grimreaper1311 (nsfw blog be careful) that send me this anon cuz he liked my outfit check a few sec before sending me the anon ask PERIOD.

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

chocolate confession ♡

fem reader, part 2 for the ring pop proposal miniseries since yall were asking for it ! fem reader, soft n worried katsu, white day chocolates, katsu n reader r in highschool (ignore the no dorms blehh :P) in this one, this also reeks of my ocxcanon ship msorry yall lolololol, i dont think there are any warnings, but lemme know if i missed sum else !

the first person who realizes katsuki is trying to confess to you is his mom because he hasn't left the kitchen since he'd banished everyone from coming in as soon as the sun peeked through the curtains.

the older woman had no idea what the sounds of pots and pans clanging, mixed with not-so-quiet cursing meant, at first. but she figured it out quickly, call it mother's intuition, or the fact that she checked her calendar and realized tomorrow was white day.

mitsuki knew her son was going to confess to you when he came back from school with a cutely wrapped box of chocolates. her katsuki was still rowdy—if not rowdier and even less approachable than he was as a chubby cheeked little boy, so she guessed by the blush and barely suppressed smile on his face that—

"ouuu, got yourself some chocolates ? aren't you a heartthrob.." she teased "who'd you get those from ?"

katsuki scoffed at his mothers teasing. he rolled his eyes, but they wouldn't—or rather couldn't stray far away from the wrapped sweet treats. he runs his thumb over the ribbon tied in front.

"..yn gave 'em to me." he huffs proudly.

as she guessed, they came from you. of course.

katsuki is still—if not even more protective over everything that involves you, practically growling at his mom's not so sneaky attempts at trying to sneak a chocolate when he had opened the box "yn made 'em for me, so no touchin'." he snarled, stomping over to his room and ignoring his mom's knowing smirk when he made his way up the stairs.

this memory brings her back to now when she suddenly hears..nothing. absolute silence in contrast to all the ruckus from only a few seconds ago. and then the door creaks open just a bit and mitsuki sees her son's head peek out from the corner. she looks up from her magazine to raise a brow in question and the blond boy glares, jolting his head to the side in a silent plea for her to come over.

she saunters to the door, knowing smirk growing wider the more her son's grumpy face comes into view. she gets a peek of her kitchen through the small crack her son allowed her to see. she had to admit, though rowdy, katsuki was anything but messy. even though the dishes piled up, she knew he'd clean them up soon enough. she looks down at him and he avoids eye contact.

"can i come into my kitchen now ?" she smirks. katsuki scoffs at his feet. he grumbles something unintelligible before side stepping and telling her to 'just come in already.'

the woman is greeted with a batch of freshly made chocolates, which she assumes are one's you like if she knew how enamoured her katsuki was with you.

"ouu, who are these for, hm ?" she teased, but if she knew her son well enough she knew that these—

"sh-shut up !" katsuki snapped, cheeks turning red and eyes drifting around the room "you know who.." he challenges. mitsuki smirks wider, crossing her arms.

as she guessed, they're for you.

"okay.." she humors him, shifting her weight to her other leg " and what do you need me to do here ?"

katsuki inhales shortly to himself. he picks up one of the chocolates, not from your tray because those were for you and no one else, but from another tray she hadn't noticed of sloppier batches.

"try this." is all he says. handing her a little piece of deformed chocolate and she plops it into her mouth. she takes the time to let the sweet treat melt on her tongue before letting out a pleased hum. katsuki straightens up and his eyes shine and brighten the slightest bit.

"mhm, these are good." she acknowledged "but why don't i get one of the pretty ones ?" she teases. her katsuki all but scoffs in her face, simply stating that "these are for yn, not you."

and mitsuki realizes. he must've been working for hours trying to make these chocolates perfect for you, she guessed. her heart warms and her eyes soften at her son's adoration for you.

"but the one you gave me is good too, why can't you just give her one of those ?" at that, katsuki shoots her an incredulous look, like she had just told him something utterly unimaginable.

"i can't go around givin' her shitty chocolates ! 'specially not if i.." he trails off suddenly, grumbling with balled fists. he wipes at his cheek to try and wipe off his embarrassment. mitsuki feels her smile practically reach her ears. she's too good at this.

"if you what ?" she sings, leaning towards her son. he grumbles.

"if i—stop looking at me like that ! s'creepy so knock it off !" the blond snapped, face and ears a bright shade of pink and mitsuki can't help but bark out a loud laugh at her son's flustered state, her laugh drowns out the low growl he makes. she decides to spare him after a good giggle.

"okay, okay. i get it." she reassures. because she does, of course she does. but she sees something is wrong with the way her son seems satisfied for only a second before he's chewing at his lower lip and the way he wipes his hands against his pants. she knows her katsuki is extremely hard to handle. he could be quite the brat, but also extremely stubborn (she thinks she might know where he got that from.) so asking him simply what was wrong was out of the question. so she decides to coax him into it.

"you gonna give them to her tomorrow ?" he nods, hiding his eyes with his bangs.

"they're good. so i'm gonna give 'em to her tomorrow." her son nods at his mumbled pep talk, but the tension between his brows doesn't let up and after a moment, he sighs grumpily.

"what if i, like, fuck it up..?" mitsuki's eyes soften at her son's insecurities showing despite himself.

"how would you do that ? all you gotta do is hand them over." she asks softly. katsuki huffs.

"it's not that simple," he retorts "what if i make it weird ? what if i make things between us weird an' she doesn't wanna be with me anymore..." the sad tone of voice and the angry little puppy dog eyes make mitsuki melt, despite growing up a lot. despite being quippy and rowdy and a major brat, her katsuki will always be her little boy tugging at the bag of sweet ring pops he'd begged her to buy at the grocery store. her little boy who smiled a bright determined smile as the bag crinkled in his hand following his proud stomps to the car back home, ready for tomorrow.

a surprised throaty noise escapes katsuki when his mom places a hand in his hair, running her fingers through it. he makes a displeased noise, again, but doesn't try to stop her. mitsuki does realize her son is trying to confess to you with these chocolates, but she's a woman too and she knows you, she's known you since you were small and she knows how much you care about her son. she knows from the way katsuki kept the chocolates to himself, the barely supressed giddiness in all of his actions and the way he took his time enjoying every bite she knows and realizes that these chocolates were most definitely just for him.

and she guessed maybe you were trying to tell him something too.

she knew her katsuki had absolutely nothing to worry about, because you carried you empty ring pop container around with you in your bag and proudly explained it was 'your husband katsu' that gave it to you with a giggle. because you'd kiss his cheek without worrying about the ooh's and the kissy noises, only her son's cherry red cheeks but proud smile. because you'd giggle and laugh when he still called you his wife well into elementary school, and because you still smile so wide at the mention of his little ring pop proposal. and so, she smiled. startling katsuki by rubbing his hair fast like an almost noogie. he growls at the sudden shift, gripping his mother's arm and pulling away with a scowl, rubbing and trying to fix his hair. "the hell are you doin', hag ?!" her son seethed, and all she can do is smile.

"you got nothin' to worry about, katsuki." she says sincerely, the boy's arms drop and altough his barely there pout remains he tries to act tough, raising a brow at her "how do you know that ?"

"call it mother's intuition." her smile widens at his scoff and rolled eyes, he's better at it now and she laughs. " why do you wanna give these to her ?" she urges. he thinks for a moment, before his cheeks burn red again but his eyes go soft and warm and so much more enamoured with you than he was all those years ago in the car.

"cus..i like her.." he confesses "an' i don't want anybody else to do it before me." he finishes bitterly.

he's always been protective of you. any other boy you were paired up with or sat next to when the class seating order changed was considered public enemy number one for a while. of course, you had him on a leash, always being able to soothe him by saying that he was your number one best friend. and that was more than enough for him to throw smart glares and snarky smirks, grabbing your hand and dragging you off somewhere to show you something cool. something he knew you'd find cool because he prided himself in knowing exactly what you liked more than the other boys. your favorite ice cream, flowers, and chocolate flavor.

and mitsuki smiles. "right, you like her. so you can't let that scare you off, can you ?" mitsuki feels her heart soaring with pride, albeit with a little amusement when her son scoffs in response "course not. i ain't scared of shit." he states, she decides to ignore the irony of his statement for now.

"of course," she nods "and just between us, i think she likes you, too. i dunno how she does but.." katsuki's eyes widen like she'd just told him something ridiculous, completely ignoring her jab at him. she has to hold back a harsh laugh at how oblivious her son could be.

"that's just my guess though !" she shrugs nonchalantly "but there's only one way to find out if i'm right.."

after a beat, katsuki nods to himself with a grunt, grabbing the tray of chocolates and putting it in the fridge, ready for tomorrow, and wordlessly rolling up his sleeves and starting the dishes, as mitsuki guessed, and she smiles. she pets her son's head again briefly, ignoring his dissaproving grumbles, before giving him a pat on the back and wishing him good luck.

the next day, katsuki walks over to her, sat on the couch, immediately after coming back from school, with a proud smirk and gleaming red cheeks. and mitsuki knew she had nothing to worry about as she grins back.

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[formulafics]

★ THE OTHER WOMAN | LN4/OP81

Scenario: lando norris is in love with his best friend. she doesn’t see it, but everyone else does, and even though lando doesn’t outwardly tell her about his feelings for her, he doesn’t try to hide it. unfortunately for him, she has her eyes on someone else, someone that makes it all the more painful. (requested)

Pairing(s): lando norris x fem!reader, oscar piastri x fem!reader

Warning(s): angst. just gut wrenching angst.

A/N: i learned one thing and it’s that i am NOT built for angst. that being said, i literally made a second part as a fix it fix BUT. its landoscar, which i know may not be everyone’s thing, but if it is your thing, here’s the link 🤭🫶🏻

yn.ln

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yn.ln it’s this sweet boys birthday. my favorite human forever, i love you @/landonorris

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landonorris i love you more

⤷ yn.ln actually impossible 🤓☝🏻

maxfewtrell get someone who looks at you the way lando looks at yn

⤷ norrisnation MAX YOU GET IT KING

rizzciardo yn baby he is in love with you 😭

landonation day 476 of yn not realizing that lando is in love with her

formulanorris HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANDO ❤️

posted november 13, 2022

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racingandwags oscar piastri is rumored to be dating yn ln, lando norris’s long time best friend after the two showed up to the paddock together recently. what do you think?

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lh44nation now what the hell is pierre doing here 😭

carlandolvr are you so serious that this is happening on the week of landos home race

norrisnation what.

norrisnation no because why is yn looking at oscar the way lando looks at her and why is oscar also looking at her like that what is happening guys this isn’t funny

formulanorris this was NOT on my 2023 bingo card??? surely you guys mean lando and yn lolololol

⤷ rizzciardo i mean for what it’s worth, yn always shows up with lando so maybe this is no different. like she and oscar are just friends showing up together

⤷ rizzciardo reading this back i feel i may have only made it worse

dreamyalbon HELP WHAT IS GOING ON

⤷ formulasargeant silly season is real

papayaforlife babe wake up there is chaos in the house of commons

yn.ln

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yn.ln my favorite human forever. sm love for this boy.

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oscarpiastri 🧡

⤷ piastrination oscar bleeding orange:

norrisnation notice how lando didn’t comment on this post but he ALWAYS comments on yn’s posts?

⤷ landoland HE DIDNT EVEN LIKE IT PLEASE TELL ME THEY ARE STILL FRIENDS PLEASE

rizzciardo ik yall are upset but pls don’t hate on yn, she hasn’t don’t anything wrong and we don’t even know the details of what’s going on with her and lando or her and oscar

sunnylando ‘favorite human forever’ 🫠💔 iykyk

formulanorris YN HOW COULD YOU FUMBLE LANDO

⤷ formulanorris yall are cute but im so confused rn.

landomania this is insane news to me. i genuinely thought the rumors were just rumors 😭

thank you for reading! all feedback is appreciated — dae <3

PART TWO / FIX IT FIC

general taglist | @renarots @jsjcue @treehouse-mouse @lokietro @spidersophie @minkyungseokie @harrysdimple05 @stopeatread @topguncultleader @vroomvroomverstappen @motorsp0rt @cixrosie @leclercvsx @arkhammaid @vellicora @lovstappen @illicitverstappen

also, you didn’t hear it from me, but the jpg chronicles finale is coming after this 👀

[charliehoennam]

take it all.

A/N: Promised @juniebugg I would follow up on this little blurb so here it is! ngl, i got mad horny writing this. i think it'll show lolololol hope u like it. please reblog, yall. sharing is caring.

Warnings: smut, no protection (wrap it up and stay safe), cumplay (i think?), language, NOT SAFE FOR MINORS

Word count: 1,332 (got a lil carried away but this aint nothing compared to the sfw alphabet head canons i got in the works for David Loki. If anyone would like to read that, lemme know!)

SHARING IS CARING, SO PLEASE REBLOG

John couldn’t look more relaxed. The sunshine radiating in from the window behind the couch felt warm against your face. His head fell back against the couch with a long moan as he watched you through his lustful half lidded blue eyes. Calloused fingers combed through your hair, pushing it away from your face. Praises fell from his lips like constant prayers, encouraging you to continue as your cheeks hallowed against his harden dick. He was so turned on. You could feel him twitch in your mouth as you bobbed up and down, sucking his cock.

Releasing his shaft with a wet pop, you let your hand substitute your mouth and wrapped it around his shift to soothe him. He was so close to cumming, but you had other plans for him.

“God, baby. That was fucking close” he panted softly with his legs spread wide open.

You giggled and slowed the pace of your hand to calm him, peppering kisses up the soft flesh of his thighs. When your lips latched around his left ball, he used every drop of restraint in his bones to control himself.  He was ready to cum right there, but he couldn’t let the fun be over already. His eyes darkened as he felt your tongue against his skin as your lips pressed to add just enough pressure to deliciously tease him. He adored the tinge of pain rising through his body, heightening his pleasure even more.

The mere sight of his mouth gaping open in an O shape when your hand gave his tip a squeeze along with your mouth on his balls - altering from left to right and right to left to ensure they’d both receive the deserving attention -  left your pussy tingling. You could feel your wetness slipping from the entrance; your pussy lips were slick and coated in his saliva as they rubbed smoothly against each other, aching for his cock as you relished in the taste of his saltiness. The pressure in your core kept building and building as you felt the ghost of his tongue probing your pussy. You closed your eyes for a moment to remember the burn of his thick beard as his mouth engulfed your cunt, devouring and savoring your taste. Your clit began to throb just thinking about how it tingled when he sucked on it.

“Come up here” he ordered in a soft voice.

As you moved to straddle his lap, his hands were quick to slide under the fabric of your oversized sleep shirt. Really, it was just an old Metallica t-shirt that used to be his until you’d started living together in your first apartment.

You didn’t even see where the shirt had fallen to. All you could concentrate on was how warm and wet his mouth felt latching on your nipple. Your chest arched instinctively into his touch, splaying your breasts to the warmth of the sun and his saliva. His hair was soft to the touch as your fingers immediately tangled in his rich brown locks. You leaned your head down to watch him hungrily suck your tits. The minty scent of his 2 in 1 men’s shampoo filled your nostrils. His large hands kneaded your breasts as he altered between them until he finally pulled back.

“These are so fucking beautiful, you know that? Could suck your tits all fucking day.” He grinned mischievously as his hands shook your tits, making them jiggle for his amusement. “Goddamn, baby,” he whispered slipping a hand down to feel your drenched pussy lips, “you’re fucking soaking for me. I wanna see this. Lay down for me?”

His shit-eating grinned grew from ear to ear once you laid back on the couch. He moved to kneel on the floor between your legs, his sweaty hairy chest glistening in the afternoon sun. Your pussy gushed being on full display for him. With the kids, the auto-shop and the house to take care of, you and John had been restricted to quickies in the laundry room of the house or his office at the shop after closing time. It’d been a while since you were able to get as naughty as you wanted to. But with the kids away at school, John’s time off and your long absence of sexual satisfaction at each other’s hands, you could not pass up the opportunity.

“Missed this pussy so fucking much. Feels so good, all wet for me” he mumbles too focused admiring your cunt as his thumbs pulled your lips apart only to squeeze them back together teasing your clit with the pressure of his thumbs. His cock slid between your lips as he smirked widely, watching how his teasing actions made you squirm and grind you against his dick. You needed the friction; you were about to burst inside with arousal brimming at the edge of your control.

“Easy, sweetheart. I’ll give you what you want. Lemme play a bit huh?” He chuckled lowly with his eyes fixed on how your pussy lips engulfed him, sandwiching his dick between the slick folds.

“Look how pretty you look with my cock like this. A little cock sandwich,” he chuckled at his own joke, tapping your sensitive nub with the heavy hard head of his shaft.  “I think I might just cum in your pussy and on it too.” You nodded smiling widely at the thought of your cunt being coated in his seed.

His hips moved back as his hands held your knees back, folding you in half to keep your pussy on display for him. You could scream from excitement. Just feeling his cock easing its way into you was enough to get you off at this point.

“F-Fuck. Nice and slow. I love watching your wet pussy swallow this cock. Wraps around it so good,” he groaned staring at your puffy lips as he bottomed out with his groin pressed to your cunt. “Play with your tits for me, sweetheart?”

How could you not when he asks with such a sweet soft voice?

His hips pulled back out slowly until he was all the way out and pushed back into your pussy painstakingly slow a couple of times. Then, he pushed back in with a hard thrust that made your body jerk. You began to beg and he smirked watching your face as you spread your legs as wide as possible.

Your breasts bounced wildly as his hips sped up. Your slick became audible as your pussy squelched around his cock and stuck to the skin of his groin. You’d never looked more beautiful to him than now, with your pussy full of his cock, taking in every inch as your tits jerked in circles from the harshness of his hips. The only moments he could tear his eyes away from your body was when they closed, trying to hold back his orgasm.

His movements grew harder and untamed. He was as close as you were. Watching your hand rub your clit as his cock pounded your wet flesh, the loud echoing slaps of skin, the panting and moaning of your despair growing louder, it was all too much. You felt the pressure explode inside you and released your orgasm on him, legs trembling from the overstimulation. Fingers tightening against the supple flesh of your thighs, he finally gave in and coated your walls with his cum with a wild growl.

He pulled his cock out carefully, trying to keep his white load in your open hole. Using his tip, he pushed the pearly white cream from your hole and spread it up and down over your swollen folds to coat you inside and out.

“My girl, my wife, and now my little filthy fucking cumslut” he chuckled breathing heavily as he leaned to kiss you tenderly, holding your face in his hands like a precious jewel to be admired.

“Good thing the kids have soccer practice after school ‘cause I’m only getting started.”

[abigail-nicole]

Chainsaw Man Ep 7 - watch thread

#chainsawman Ep 7 - strong tw underage grooming, VOMIT lol if ever vomit needed a tw it's for this fucking episode, undertones pf veers into date rape territory & the usual tw for extreme violence that’s really more feature than bug for csm. is this also going to be two parts? maybe

This covers a couple of different chapters of the manga and there's a tone shift (which signifies where the manga chapter split up). I believe it's 18/19 if you're keeping up. I personally only started reading the manga after episode 6 because it got me clown face emoji!!!! Anyway I will keep these recaps SPOILER FREE from the manga perspective. I may comment on "this does relate to the overall themes of the series" but not tell you any specifics of what happens.

anyway let's get into BLOOD and then OUT FOR DRINKS that is ep 7:

Building tension is more narratively important than resolving that tension. That’s why, once Denji realizes he can keep feeding from the devil as he’s killing it, we don’t need to see more of that battle.

the "I'm a fucking perpetual motion machine!" is a moment of real triumph because that's all we, the viewers, need to know that This Is Over And Denji Is Winning

the Etetnity Devil KNOWS POCHITA FROM BEFORE, says THIS — that’s the important moment, narratively, from this battle

WHAT WERE YOU BEFORE, POCHITA? HOW DO OTHER DEVILS KNOW YOU, CHAINSAW DEVIL?? WHY ARE THEY SCARED OF YOU?

the monologue from master here (coupled with this intense face scar) is so fucking good. The extended metaphor about having a screw loose IS IMPORTANT TO THE THEME OF THIS STORY YALL:

Also the mere fact that we get this flashback through Himeno's POV is a) giving us a Himeno characterization, namely that she is still afraid:

(this after master's line about "can't be unhinged without loosening the screws a bit every day" in regards to his heavy drinking, which is also a great fucking line)

and b) characterizing Denji through seeing how other people view him, which is UNHINGED! INSANE! SO CRAZY IT ACTUALLY MIGHT WORK! which is not a bad tagline for makima's entire approach to Denji and the Gun Devil lolololol. Because Denji, as a POV character, has all the self-awareness of a 16yo boy (haha which is none).

the battle doesn’t need to be on screen all three days when you can use VISUAL STORYTELLING

(i just love power wearing her shoes in bed like a fiend. ha, ha, plop)

and then, in thirty seconds, tension cut, Public Safety Devil Hunters out!

The Himeno/Aki "Arai and Kobeni feel guilty about trying to kill Denji. Didn't you try to kill him, too?" and Himeno's "Kids these days! So sensitive!" is both funny but also Aki has pointed out multiple times, even before this mission, that he would not hesitate to kill Denji and Power if he felt necessary to do so. I don't think he expects Himeno to actually feel guilty, but is just probing her for her feelings.

Spouse pointed out that Holding cigarettes with a hand cupped is how you smoke in the rain & Himeno is doing this because she’s used to things being splattered

Then of course the actual most important plot revelation this episode: 

Denji’s age reveal!!!!! 

WANNA TALK ABOUT GROOMING MAKIMA-SAN?

HIS IS YOUNG EVEN IN UNIVERSE. OTHER PUBLIC SAFETY DEVIL HUNTERS THINK HE’S YOUNG, REGARDLESS OF HOW VIEWERS SEE HIM.

And this CHANGES A LOT OF THINGS about this show!! For me, anyway, it did!!! Like! Denji is drawn like any anime protagonist, frankly, anime protagonists all look the age of anime protagonists so there is no visual indicator of how young he is UNTIL THIS. This throws all his earlier character arcs into SHARP,  SHARP relief. Like of course he is obsessed with touching boobs, he’s a sixteen year old boy. He barely has a prefrontal cortex. 

the narrative is not condoning his actions, we as viewers aren’t getting gratituous upskirt shots or boob focused shots like actual fanservice anime would do. This age reveal is bringing us, as viewers, into a world with frankly very realistic and unsexualized portrayals of female characters. The animation and rest of the story has NEVER been on Denji’s Touch Boobs level, and even goes as far as mocking him constantly by other characters in universe. 

And I would also argue that the way you can take advantage of horny 16yo boys because they won’t say no to any sex act is a HUGE part of his arc. Because now we and his coworkers have to contend with Denji’s immaturity as a literal teenage boy. 

Also Himeno saying this, when she later kisses Denji in an extremely unfortunate way,  takes Denji home without his consent, and then OFFERS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM like Himeno. 

So here we have the question: Does this make her a bad character? 

and here’s the beauty of CSM: it DOES NOT CARE if this makes her good or bad. We’ve gotten intimate portrayals of Himeno, both good and bad, showing her possessiveness over Aki who barely seems to return her affections (but who knows with Aki), her helping Denji by pulling his chainsaw string during that fight, maybe saving his life, but also she tried to kill him, and also only decided to save him when she decided it was in her self-intrerest to do so. 

In fact, you could ask: does anyone in chainsaw man do anything that doesn’t serve their own self-interest? And the only answer is maybe Denji. Aside from helping Power save Meowy (you could argue he did it for the boobs), he saves multiple bystanders while fighting devils, and that one guy in a car he didn’t save when the bat devil taunted him for saving innocent people is our example that proves the point. Or is it????? Does anyone in chainsaw man perform any action that doesn’t directly benefit them? Let’s continue that thought later. 

let’s instead talk about Denji’s Horny Is Makima Watching? First Kiss: 

 kinky. But I’m not mad at it (yet). Not actually mad about making out with someone while the person you actually care about watches. I am mad about The Vomit Kiss, however: 

So I’m thirty, and I’m a surgeon, and I handle combined blood and feces together on the reg, and my disgust tolerance is extremely high, and THIS HITS IT. So I am not going to actually examine this in the depth that I usually would, because…..I  do not want to. But suffice it to say that: art is something that elicits an emotion from you, and disgust is an emotion,  and the disgust and shame and pity elicited by this scene fucking WORKS. 

i know viewers see this as sad/hilarious (& it is) but narratively they are going with ACTUALLY TRAUMATIC TO DENJI, because we immediately get a Pochita flashback, and Pochita flashbacks only happen when we're getting moments of Purity and Innocence:

and then a smash cut to Denji throwing up on the toilet while Arai (god bless) helps him and rubs his back. This is a sixteen year old whose first kiss was someone vomiting into his mouth. Like, immediately. And that’s pretty fucking tragic. He then gets taken home by Himeno, against his knowledge, in a scene that veers pretty sharply into date rape territory, though tbd if they’ll actually follow through on the sex (especially since they've now rammed home that it's SEX WITH A MINOR, which still matters in this universe, as evidenced by coworker reactions to his age). 

It will be interesting to see what Denji’s line is when it comes to Horny Sixteen Year Old Boy versus Someone Who Wants Meaningful Experiences with Makima. Hoooo boy. Episode 8, bring it on. 

For episode 7 bespoke credits we get this lovely sexy/gross vaporwave sequence. s/o to MAPPA (& their terrible working conditions) who as always throw their senior class ass-first into the animation meatgrinder and produce michelin star animation for Chainsaw Man from their animators’ dead bodies. 

[tsukishimaenthusiast]

Can you write Bokuto, Oikawa and Kuroo having scratch marks on their back (👀) and forgetting about it in the morning and their team sees them in the changing room?

bokuto, oikawa, and kuroo when their teams notice scratch marks on their backs

ok yall didnt proofread this one either so sorry if there are mistakes

bokuto:

he NEVER remembers when you leave marks on him

so he just changing in front of all the boys like normal

“have a little fun with y/n last night?”, konoha snickered

“what?”, bokuto asked

akaashi lazily pointed to his back and continued getting dressed for practice

“OHHHHH..”

bokuto faced his back towards a wall and started blushing

“guys.. stoppp. don’t look.”

he was lowkey embarrassed/shy LOL

the team just teased him about it lol but it was nothing new to them

oikawa:

kunimi points out the scratch marks as soon as oikawa takes off his shirt

the third years start whistling at him lolololol

“alright, alright… let’s stop it now,” iwaizumi said after a couple of minutes

“why? getting annoyed that i have game?”, oikawa asked

now iwa is pissed off LMFAO

oikawa noticed that kindaichi looked a lil embarrassed/flustered by the whole situation so he gave him a pat on the back

“don’t worry, your time will come.”

poor kindaichi is even more uncomfortable now LOL

kuroo:

honestly.. he tried hiding it

but kai thought he was injured or something

“what happened?”, he asked while pointing to kuroo’s back

“ohh it’s nothing..”

then yaku bursts out laughing

“oh my god!! what did you do to poor y/n?!”, yaku shouted

kenma started shaking his head in silence while tora teased kuroo

poor first year bbs barely know what’s happening

kuroo blushed and tries to settle everyone down lol

[dreamscapesin1582]

Vampires + Model MC

SCENARIO:

MC used to model for the ads of their travel agency. It escalated there and somewhat she received a few offers of modelling for catalogs and women’s magazines.

For some reason, she had a few of those with her when she got teleported to 19th century France and she fell in love and blahblahblah.

One day, she was shopping for groceries when her lover entered her room and found some interesting books peeking out of her purse.

Let’s say it’s the summer edition… aka swimsuits :))))

IKESEN VERSION: Oda Forces  ||  Uesugi-Takeda Alliance

NAPOLEON BONAPARTE

*eyes emoji*

“oh shit”

what did i just stumble upon

he backs away, then thinks that it must be a future thing

“so we’re good” then he takes it again

“she never told me she used to model”

browses through every page with a furrow in his brow

like yall really be telling me that ppl see this for free?

where was this when i was cold and alone in my throne

the future is w i l d,,,

he’s not that fond of books but he will definitely keep this one

f o r   s u r e

when mc gets back, napo will def ask her abt it

WOLFGANG AMADEUS MOZART

“all these years in solitude and i still get blessed by the world”

why do i even go outside, i wonder

anyways mozart tries to put it back

mozart really tried to put it back

narrator: mozart could not put it back

makes sure no one is around before opening it again

“will this be the reason why jean will finally disown me”

nah lets just call it…….. m o t i v a t i o n

whenever he is in the music room, there are two (2) things in front of him

sheet music and the magazine

conclusion: he has no shame

“ITS FOR THE GLORY OF MY MUSIC MC”

LEONARDO DA VINCI

this one is up for any adventure amirite

so when he saw the magazines?

he just found the fucking treasure

yeah thats right im talking bout u

love yourself my hoes

a n y w a y s

after all those centuries, leonardo da vinci has never been this interested in anything

i mean being dead inside and all

he will examine the shit out of that magazine

the p e r f e c t i o n

he would admire how accurate the pictures are,,,,, and how s e x y

smirksmirksmirksmirk

ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE

…………..what do u even expect lmao

jk guess what

contrary to common belief, the moment arthur witnessed the sheer power that is your body dressed in full glory

is the moment all his blood evacuated to his face

and ejected itself through the orifice that is his nose

b o l l o c k s

bless the gods that created the female sex

bless your mother

“oh fuck it bless everyone”

and he meant it

he blessed everyone with the collection of your pictures

imagine theo snapping his neck once it reached vincent lol

VINCENT VAN GOGH

he was just innocently killing time in your room, waiting for u

and then the devil inside him presented itself through a magazine

just poppin out of nowhere like “sURpRiSE moThERfUcKEr”

anyways he was like “oh!”

oh my go od ne s s g ra cio u s

anyone can see the sun in sunshine boi

considering how hot his face feels

it doesnt help that the pictures were clear and pretty

accurately taking every curve–

“broer i was wondering if that next painting is done—BROER?!”

that’s theo finding him passed out with the evidence lmao

ISAAC NEWTON

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA he’s gone bro

the brain of the genius is now dysfunctional

“iS tHiS LegAL???????”

he looks at the pictures with both horror and sexual frustration lol

nervously takes it away

for science part 2

cue mc coming back later in the day

“isaac have you seen the magazine in my purse?”

spits tea

“huh w-what magazine no i didnt see a magazine idk any magazine what is a magazine even”

mc is partly amused at how he said that in a second

“god pls take me away”

here it is,,,, i couldnt help myself since i keep seeing my model mc hcs blowing up my notifs lolololol

[galaxymagick]

200913 @leo_jungtw instalive

he said hii with a kinda husky voice aaa and asking if we're doing well

"what are you guys doing these days? im doing well without hurting anywhere? (to a fan) eh you shouldnt push away ur studies (just to watch me)"

okay so he did house chores after he woke up and drank coffee, studied and composed a bit

he went to hyogi's house yesterday night but it was not that long then he went to his home and he said they didnt take selcas T.T

during march/april, he moved to another house(?) and doing some remodelling and said it was hard haha that he doesnt want to do it again in the future

okay he is reading japanese comments

omg he once reached 70kg but since it was hard to exercise and bcs he is currently controlling what he eats so he is now 68 kg T.T

a fan said that he was skinny during mydol but he said that his weight during that time was 68 kg omg

he said he didnt have any thought to lose weight so he will try to reach the weight that is easy to maintain(?) and can be reduced when he wants

fan: you will look good in any shape 

leo: haha i can just laugh at this..haha..

omg he didnt shave that much these days 

"you should do much more than you think in order to lose weight" 

okay he is not dieting he is just maintaining his health so he eats rice during lunch and eats salad for dinner

"hahaha of course my hair is black now" 

okay so he said you guys dont have to diet because of me just because im doing it.. 

so fans are asking him to show(i didnt catch it but i think his face?) for just a minute but he knows that we will share it among the fans so yeah..ahaha

he is playing a some part of his composed song aaa thank youu boi

he is using lots of genre in his music these days 

haha he is putting effort to lay down on bed before 11 or 12 am okay so it's about his bedtime guys

he cant read fanletters now since the policy in his current company doesnt allow it 

he and hyuk had about one to two glass of wine yesterday while talking about lots of thing..

"i wONT SAVE THIS LIVE"

oh he talked about the food truck support that marie antonoutte cast including him sent to minhyun for his drama and he said they always put short message such us "hwang minhyun hwaiting" lolololol

fan: why dont you show us your face

leo: noo it is just nothing.. i might show my face someday, who knows right?

"okayy we will see again in the next three weeks" then a fan asked "are you busy" and he really laugh cutely while saying "no im not busy haha"

fan: it's hard to prepare for work

leo: true especially during corona there will be not much oppurtunity but i do believe that you will do well

i wONT SAVE THIS LIVE AND I WONT UPLOAD SELCA AFTER THIS

are you resting well? (in english)

"yesss" (in english)

"minyul is currently at the age of puberty( like he is going to a mature phase) and he is not an ordinary kid, he really talks well and he will go to elementary school in 1 years and 6 months..im so shocked"

fan: nice to meet you leo

leo: wdym im about to sleep now

leo and his behavior calling minyul baby and minyul will be like "no pls call me kid now, my little sister is a baby now"

"so another week is starting tomorrow and i hope you guys will be spending it well, im thankful that we can meet like this and lets meet each other on a good day soon"

"eat well, dont go to crowded place, wear your mask, wash your hand, lets go for a long time, good night"

okay guys remember this okay!!

trans cr: @jaehwansfacts

ㅇㅅㅇ : Today I woke up then take a bath then drink coffee then clean my house then doing laundry then do this and that.. oh! I had English class today!

ㅇㅅㅇ: I came down after weighing 70kg! now I'm about 68kg..

ㅇㅅㅇ : (during doing laundry) I dont turn on the dryer because the scent of the fabric softener won't come. I tried about 5 fabric softeners but it doesn't fit so I just dry my laundry naturally.

ㅇㅅㅇ : (VIXX) Fan manager contacted me today saying that I said I'm trying to do live (instagram) twice a month but 3 weeks have passed, she even told me the exact date. So I said "alright..." (then do the live)

ㅇㅅㅇ : I'm working on many genres (writing and making song) these days. Leo-like song is great but Im trying to make non Leo-like song too!

ㅇㅅㅇ : Yesterday I went to Hyogi's house. We didnt take a selca. I made a scene and came back home..

ㅇㅅㅇ : We drink 1~2 glasses of wine and talk about this and that a lot..

ㅇㅅㅇ : Since jelpi is also having WFH (work from home), I havent read the fanletter since 3 weeks ago (till now). But I've received and read the letter I got before 3 weeks ago. Since its WFH I cant go to jelpi (to received the fanletter)

ㅇㅅㅇ: Minyool is going thru puberty. He is not an ordinary brat. He will be annoyed if someone called him "baby" he wants to be called "kid" Rolling on the floor laughing then I said to him "let's see when u understand the meaning of allowance money in two years, u will only come to find me.."

ㅇㅅㅇ: Today will be end soon. Just like what you said Im trying to do this Live till 11pm. It was a great time, and I'll see you soon, so don't be sad. Let's meet on a good day! Cheer up for another week! eat well and don't go to crowded places, make sure to wear a mask! Wash your hands well! Bye! Sleep well! Let's stay together for a long time, see you for a long time.

trans cr: @wantshik

taekwoon: anything is better than growing a mustache?

also taekwoon: i haven't been shaving these days

taekwoon: when i gain weight, i work out and go on a diet, you have to do more than what you can think of then you'll lose weight, if you don't you can't lose it

taekwoon: i don't eat salads for all three meals, i eat rice in the day and eat salad for dinner

taekwoon: "taekwoon ah you've lost weight" it's bc you haven't seen me recently~

taekwoon reading a comment: "what am i if i'm not on a diet"

taekwoon just played a piano melody from something he's working on ; _____ ; he said he's been working on many different genres, those that are leo-like and those that aren't

taekwoon said he's been reading all the fan letters recently~

taekwoon: i drank one, two? two glasses of wine with hyuk and we talked a lot

taekwoon said that 손준호님 bought him his washing machine djknsgkjk he was like "you joined (my live) to hear this right!!!" literally when he first realized he came in taekwoon was like ah why did you join !!! and someone commented that they just heard hyog's tone

taekwoon: "are you resting well enough?" yes~!

taekwoon refuses to save his live and he's like , even if i don't save my live some of yall will so don't worry lmao

taekwoon: (laughs) i'm going off, what's "it's nice to see you leo-nim"? lol

taekwoon: minyool isn't just an ordinary kid he talks really well and it surprised me

dksjngkdjgndk he says minyool gets annoyed when you call him a baby now bc he wants to be called a kid !!!! also when he's being a brat taekwoon's like just wait till two years later when you understand the concept of allowance and you'll come finding me LMAO

some of the songs he played during the live🎶

🎶 a safe place to land - sara bareilles ft. john legend 🎶 shiny - sara bareilles 🎶 norman fucking rockwell - lana del rey 🎶 happiness is a butterfly - lana del rey

trans cr: @liaxiovi

[uwumessenger]

GWORL YOU ALREADY KNOW WE ALL NEED THE REST OF THE BROTHERS AND THE BOBA DATE o.O you are the CEO of boba date headcanons we need it from you

NFNDKDJDJSJ I KNOW I ALREADY GOT A HANDFUL OF THEM BUT DONT WORRY HERE IT IS ╰(°ㅂ°)╯ SCR EEEEEECH I LOVE BOBA DATES

levi and asmo are here

again, no boba in devildom so u initiate the date B)

Lucifer

hesitant bc hes so busy and pretends to make room in his schedule for it LMAO

the type to look at the menu on yelp in the photo section first fjdjjdjd so he doesnt take long in front of everyone

yes he practices his order long before the day comes

u take him to a hidden gem typa place and it's the type of boba cafe w weird hours like 12PM-5:30PM so u guys just stay from opening to like 4PM

the employees r kinda weirded out bc he gets whatever the most bitter thing on the menu is and when they ask for sweetness he says zERO??? anyway

doesnt care abt what they think 💅🏻

the date itself is fairly cute, lots of catching up and more getting to know each other bc ur never really the person u were a year ago

he allows you to take two (2) selfies with him but ur not allowed to post it ANYWHERE or send it to ANYONE

but as the date wraps up, he tries sending it to himself thru ur DDD and when he types his name he f!cking clicks on the first result (lucifer, mammon, and 5 others) and ends up sending it to tHE GROUP CHAT NDJSKEJEKEK

hes like i meant to do that i changed my mind i want them all to see it but im going to delete it now, as it was just a tease

but on the inside he is DYING bc u already know levi screenshots EVERYTHING

the goodbye is calm but once he gets home..,,,,,oH BOY

Mammon

he acts uninterested but we all know hes buzzing with excitement like levi in the slippers event

you take him to a hole in the wall boba cafe around the early evening (7PM)

it's a simple and tiny place so there's no way for him to steal anything RIGHT

has his eyes on the lucky cat AND the tip jar but all u have to do is hold his hand and he freezes just like his credit card!

he gets the same drink as you

you guys sit on a table outside and spend time catching up and it feels like a movie scene AWE

he tries to be slick with taking candid pics of you

when u call him out on it he offers to take a photo with you as if you were the one asking for it lol

aaaaannnnndddd now it's his lockscreen, wallpaper, contact photo for you, framed photo on his wall, posted with a magnet on the fridge, photo on his new credit card....etc.......

brags to the others and never fails to bring it up when he sees one of them drinking something

only way to get him to stop talking about the boba date is for him to go on another date with you...and then it's nonstop talking about that one too

Satan

it took a while to find one but u bring him to a boba shop inside of a book store

it opens early and u guys are the first customers, then wind up spending pretty much the entire day there

he had the idea for you guys to order for each other seperately and gift each other a surprise book as well

so while you ordered he went looking for the book and vice versa

it was a cute and creative way to see how u guys percieve one another #wowhessosmartandhot

you guys talk about any books you've read while you were seperated

and he ofc asks you about human stuff

you guys leave like 30 minutes before the cafe and store closes but are nice enough to pick up any stray trash before leaving B)

when he gets back to devildom he realizes that you guys never took a photo together but he has a photo of you with the drink and book he chose for you which is good enough

purposefully talks about it excessively only when lucifer is in the room. he knows what hes doing LOLOLOLOL

Beel

he shows his excitement the most WEW

you dont actually bring him to the cafe haha but you pretty much buy one of every dessert they sell in addition to the cafe's house specialty drink (you get like three? two jumbo sizes for him and one for you haha)

they r a nice boba shop so they give u a 25% discount for buying so much

u guys have a picnic under a tree at a really nice park around lunch time

hes mostly asking you questions and listening to you talk as he stuffs his face

but he'll feed you whichever dessert he thinks you'd like bc he knows ur taste palette omg how cute

the type to simply swallow the boba without chewing

drinks his first cup at a pretty reasonable pace but chugs the second one

after that it's mostly you asking questions and him answering so u can finish ur drink

you guys have a silly photoshoot afterward and try to mimic what asmo would do HAHA

when it's time for him to leave he gives u the most comforting hug youve had in ages. it brings tears to both of ur eyes

his silence kills his brothers. the way they dont know what happened....is painful...for them,,,,he too knows what hes doing 😌

Belphie

ofc hes willing to go and visit u but u wanna make him as comfy as possible so u just buy the drinks then wait for him to pull up skrrt to your place

you spend the afternoon with him and it's really relaxing

ah yes, binge watching some good human movies together while drinking boba and cuddling

he knows youre sneaking photos of him and he just lets u do so

bc when u start to doze off he sneaks photos of u back

yall end up sleeping through the movies and u dont have anything to do the next day so sleeping in was the move

before he leaves he asks to go to the boba cafe and buy some stuff for beel

after sneaking the snacks and drinks to beel he immediately brags and unlike the others he makes it sound like it wasnt a big deal and that yall have boba dates often which eNRAGES THEM

and "accidentally" sends the photos he took of u into the group chat (with you) when he feels like starting shit for the hell of it B)

[monohart]

stardust. (idol!au)

ft. huang renjun, failure and a secret relationship.

i’m back after a long break, haha. this was an old writing that had been sitting up in my drafts for a while... happy 2019! please spend this year showing more love to renjun. :)

thank you, and enjoy!

when you were cut from the line up for sm’s new group renjun was 100 times more devastated then u were

u were like hey rj cmon don’t worry i’ll be fine??? i’m sure i can audition for another company or smth?? or wait for the next unit debut??

u even jokingly said maybe u could debut in an nct unit but he couldn’t bring himself to smile

and your chest :(( hurt :(( from seeing him so hurt ;;;

ofc for as long as you remember y’all had been talking about both debuting under sm at the same time so y’all could be chasing your dreams and not be too far away from each other

but that plan failed when renjun debuted first with nct dream and had his schedule Packed w nct promotions and concerts and stuff

he and the other nct guys would sometimes let u sit behind the camera in vlives

this one time omg

(( ok so refer to this for a visual :) ))

u sat behind the camera in the chenle jaemin renjun react to baby don’t stop vlive

even though u were hella scared to be kicked out chenle was like HEY DW I’LL FIGHT ANYONE WHO THINKS YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE THERE OKAY

so u snuck out of your practice session slightly earlier to watch them

renjun was so excited u were there but obvs he had to keep it together for the live

then!! lolololol rip your manager found out u snuck out of practice and found u in the room and pulled u out of the room

(u kno that moment when they all looked behind the camera and then turned down the music.. yeah issa bc ur crazy manager almoST ruined the mood)

manager scolded u outside the room for a good few minutes and then told u to get yourself together

and u stood outside the room for a bit longer after manager left

and u were literally about to leave but then guess who u ran into!!!

chittaphon knew about u and rj since the day he met u and him both

it was kinda funny really bc u and rj stood rly awkwardly next to each other at this company event a few years ago and y’all were standing around the other dreamies and some other trainees and suddenly renjun’s hand brushed the side of your leg and u glance at him and he smiles at u and u look away smiling

AND chittaphon, who happens to be taking a nice long sip of his soda SEES THIS and spits his soda out

accidentally sprays soda onto jeffery’s back

but yeah thats another story

anyway!!!!

ten sees u sulking outside the door and peers in and sees renjun and hears bds

u know that smile smirk ten does when he knows whats Up™.

yeah he does that and be like

“eyy why don’t u go in???”

then u give him a breakdown of what happened with skipping practice and being caught by the manager

and hes like :o

but chittaphon is chittaphon so he grabs you by the wrist and pulls you back into the practice room and hides you in a corner just out of view

and then he sneaks onto them!!

then jaemin... quick-eyed, lovely doe-eyed jaemin... sees u hiding and nudges renjun ever so slightly

he sees u and before he gets flustered ten’s all over him asking how the mv was and flustered rj tries to keep his cool while showering chittaphon w compliments

and u know how ten looks at him like That :^)

and jaemin keeps peeking over their shoulders

yeah :))

OK I SPENT TOO LONG DESCRIBING THIS

but anyway, on that night u were cut from the line up

after the news got to him he sits down and was just like

:(

because he knew how much debuting meant to u and

and... YOUR DREAMS TO BE TOGETHER :(( debuting together and always being close to each other

and u mentioned before that if u dont debut in the next five years u prolly would quit the entertainment industry

maybe go back to school and study some or idk work in a less chaotic industry

in that moment he remembered what u said and was a little heartbroken too

he tried to find you in your usual practice room but u weren’t there and he shouldn’t be loitering around so he gave up and let you have some space

bet u he sulked all the way home

you had travelled back to your dorm because u needed some time alone oof

it took u a good few hours to deal with the news and when u were ready to talk about it again, it was like 3am but u still gave his mobile a call

he picked up on the second ring and said to meet him outside your dorm in a few mins and y’all can go take a walk or smth for some fresh air

so u guys go to the park for a nice quiet walk in the dead of night hhh

u had so many things to say but mostly u were worried with your relationship w him and how y’all were supposed to balance that out given his priorities with nct and you as... just a trainee...

u didnt have to explain anything or other bc he suddenly goes

“what if we went public with our relationship?”

u look up at his face that was hidden behind a mask and his glasses

u deadass thought he was kidding but his that look in his eyes were like hella serious

“just think about it for a second. maybe we don’t have to bring it to the fans, but at least let the company know”

and u were like no way they’ll just do anything to keep yall apart

he didnt answer after that and not too long later yall started heading back to your dorm

it was almost 5am and the streets were still dark and renjun had an arm around your waist and you leant against him and yall walked slowly bc honestly u guys haven’t slept a wink and its been a Really Long day

your dorm was a street away from his

actually he stops about a street or two away from your dorm bc another idol group also lived in the same building as u and there were always sasaengs and people w cameras outside your dorm

u were a trainee so it didnt bother u but renjun was renjun :,)

plus he actually wanted sum privacy so he could kiss u.. so...

hsaksdnd

there was a narrow alley just around the back of the apartment block next to yours

u would never go there alone kasdnj it was scary at any time of the day

tbh

u wouldn’t go even if someone was there with u

maybe it was the heat of the moment or u were just so down that day

it didn’t rly bother u when renjun gently backed u up against the wall and hugged u n took off his mask n buried his face in the crook of ur neck

and that immediately put a smile on your face ur like baby wyd its 5am

hes looks at u like :(( and says “i miss u” in a quiet quiet voice & in his mother tongue

u knew what it meant and hearing him say it in chinese made you uwu to mars

then he showers u with like tiny tiny butterfly kisses and he wraps his arms around u to make u feel safe and warm

which u do!!

he holds u up too when ur knees buckle a bit but then just continues kissing u hehehe

its all sweet and innocent but his kisses last just a tiny bit longer each time, as if hes scared that you’d run away

after he finishes kissing u he meets your eyes and u literally watch his orbs go all soft and he hides his face in your neck again while u mutter about how much of a big baby he is

the goodnight was!!!

the hardest thing y’all had to do omg

he literally didnt want to let u go

and when he did and when u started walking toward ur building u kept looking back, wanting him to head off but he didnt and stood there waiting for u to go in

and u didnt want to go in without knowing he was on his way home and was safe on the walk back wdf it was almost 6am

then when u were almost at the door u saw he hadn’t moved an inch

so u run back to him

he was still standing at the spot where y’all parted - which was a few streets down and out of sight

he scolds u for running back out but he smiles when doing so and u snap his mask back onto his face and kisses him over the mask like 200 times and u couldnt see but hes like dying from the giggles

anyway eventually y’all go home :,) it just took forever :,)

the next day u head to the building in the afternoon to catch up on some sleep

u were a bit guilty to find out renjun went back to work at 7am which meant he practically didnt get any sleep

y’all brush shoulders in the cafeteria but he was walking w hyuck and his manager so u couldn’t stop and chat

tho u couldn’t help but notice his manager steal a glance at u when u walked by and he had this really weird smile on his lips

made u go like huh.,, maybe he recognises me from the many Brief encounters yall had before

anyway u were doing some vocal and keyboard practice later in the afternoon when the door to the private training suite opened and two loud boys stumbled in

made u rly surprised bc u never expected it to be them??

it was taeyong and winwin??

they were both looking at u like :))) as if they did something great :))

taeyong introduces himself formally but you’re like ,, um u know we’ve met before at this function and hes like OH,,, sorry

anyway they were there to tell u how renjun couldn’t shut up about u since he went back to the dorm last night and now all of nct knows about everything to know about u and him (if they hadn’t already)

you’re just like .,, oof what embarrassing stuff did he say

they’re like NO ALL NICE STUFF,, a bit cringey at times

but !! nct wanted to help u

so earlier today

johnny and jaehyun spoke to their managers and night night producers and asked if they could hire a third radio dj - yknow someone who also speaks english and is really nice and entertaining and funny and cool like u are!!

that idea is now In The Talks

winwin brought up a variety thing china line and their managers had been thinking about for a while and also asked if they could consider u

nct managers be like ok so who actually is this trainee and why are all 18 boys obsessively asking to include her in nct activities

later that day when u see renjun again he was just heading off but he came around your practice room to see u before he left

thankfully u were the only one left at practice as the others were away busy preparing for their debut or smth :,)

u didnt hear him come in bc u were sitting in the middle of the room on the floor scrolling replying to week old texts oop hehe

renjun sneaks up behind u and hugs u from behind and kisses your cheek

he got a bit scared when u didn’t respond as explosively as he thought... for a second he thought he got the wrong person poor bean he was so nervous hhh

you chuck your phone aside and tackle him and he falls onto his back and yall kinda lay there on the ground for a bit

and you told him about taeyong and winwin visiting u and he just smiles

“you inspire me.”

“me? inspire you? you’re huang freakin’ renjun, and i, of all people, inspire you?”

“yeah”

“don’t understand u sometimes”

he turns his head to look at u and u turn to look at him and he kinda just admires you for a while then reach over and touches your cheek

it wasnt even a sweet caress or anything he literally just

touched

your cheek

“renjun what the heck”

then he laughs and u laugh and u snuggle against him and for the first time that week both of u feel completely at ease bc even though the dream u guys shared at the beginning was completely shattered,

y’all would still find a way around it

and knowing so many people around u still supported u guys meant so much

especially to renjun bc u were his everything and he’d do anything for u

and i mean it!!!

[tema-makes-art-sometimes]

I thought I would show my master post of the designs for the Fool’s Paradise children-- I love them all so much flails

Ive been writing on it on my own time, usually right before I go to sleep and just as I wake up oddly enough

I will have more about this au eventually but I wanted to post them because I wanted to do something with them and it would probably help if you know what they look like lolololol

but Ill give you the names left to right. 

First is the Fool’s Paradise himself. America calls him Pin, and Rome called him Sominum. He doesn’t actually have a name for himself. 

Next is America, or the King Onyx-- Pin likes to call him the King of Fools. 

Then Japan, Queen Creme.

France, Duke of Gold. 

England, Duke of Jade

Germany, Prince of Sky, Pin calls him Sky Blue 

South Italy, Prince of Crimson

and last but definitely not least, Denmark! He’s the Sunset Knight. 

I might post some excerpts of what Im writing later if yall are interested

[twoindieschmuckss]

LMAO I TROLLED YALL BIG TIME HUH LOLOLOLOL THIS ARTICLE IS THE BEST THING OF 2019 SOON AFTER MY AEW DEBUT IS2G

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Oh my god, how could you be so insensitive to our Great Boss??? He’s an old man, he surely got a heart attack when he saw you on DoN!! Look how proud of you he was in that pic!! How kindhearted and Good!! Is this the way you’re thanking him for all the opportunities he gave you?? Taking the ball and bringing it to another ugly company without saying a word??? You really are a soulless lunatic... and an unforgivable quitter, of course!!

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WITH ALL DUE RESPECT SEFF BUT I EVEN PAY A SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER TO RUN MY ACCOUNT ON MY BEHALF WHILE YOURE THE ONE CONSTANTLY WRITING BULLSHIT LIKE THESE ON QUITTER

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.... that’s Twitter, idiot!! Ah, you’re the right best friend for that stupid biddogg!!

[dreamcity-rawr]

Apartment neighbor Jeno

[BULLET SCENARIO COLLECTION]

Character : Lee Jeno (ft dreamies)

Genre : fluff 

Plot : you meet your neighbor, Jeno, on the day you move in and he offers you a little help, which leads to a warm and cozy future relationship

Length : 1054 words

Request : nope please send in some it’s dry T_T

Warning : none just a lot of fluff

  the day you move in into your apartment, you’re left with these carton boxes because your parents refused to help you take them up

they wanted you to be ‘independent’

so you’re awkwardly balancing three carton boxes, not seeing a single thing

you hear a soft thud and pressure against the boxes

then the top two boxes are taken from you and you finally peek over to see who it was

“Let me help you” the boy gives you a smile

and it's the MOST BEAUTIFUL EYE SMILE ever

you repeatedly thank him because there was no way you were declining his offer

you put the boxes down for a while when you’re in the elevator

“My name’s Jeno, what’s yours?” he asks

you introduce yourself and he gives you another heartfelt smile before the elevator arrives at your floor

so you lead Jeno to your new apartment room

and it so happens to be right across from his?!?! lolololol cliche ehem

you tell him to just leave the boxes in the living room

“Thanks again” you say before turning to take the rest of your stuff

but he stops you and tells you not to bother because his friends took care of them

and you’re just standing there thinking “did I just get robbed”

but then you see a group of guys carrying boxes, your boxes, right in front of the doors

“I told them to help a little” Jeno says while waving his phone in the air

when they’re done putting all of the stuff in the living room, they just slouch down on the couch as if it’s their house

and you don’t have the heart to shoo them out because you’re thankful they helped you

so you offer them some snacks and they’re HYPED

you see Jeno already plugging in your TV and all that

so you end up watching TV with the guys as you all introduce yourselves and talk

and you didn’t even think it was weird for a bunch of strangers to just...crash your place

they are a MESS when are they not lol

so you’re sitting in the middle, squeezed between Jeno and Haechan while Chenle is sitting on the floor, his back resting against your legs

Haechan cracks the funniest and most sarcastic comments on the movie that’s playing

Chenle laughs the loudest

Mark telling them both to shut up from time to time so he can watch the movie

Jisung’s just eating away on the snacks yes, eat up you growing little baby

Renjun and Jaemin just seem to be in their own little world

and Jeno’s just sitting there, literally pressed against you due to the lack of space

his arm is resting on the back of the couch, hand slightly touching your shoulder boi you just met?!

and you love how his fingers unconsciously play with your hair when he’s concentrated on the movie or talking to the others

an hour into the movie you notice most of them already peacefully asleep

and you realize you have a lot to unpack so you just wiggle yourself out

you walk over to your boxes and unpacking them

and in the middle of organizing your kitchen, Jeno walks in, holding a pan and a pot

“this goes in the kitchen right?” he casually asks

you just watch him and nod a little

when you walk back to the living room, you see some of the boxes opened and EMPTY

he’s been unpacking for you the lowkey newlywed feelz

“Jeno, thanks for helping me but you don’t really have to do this, I can do this myself”

“It’s okay. I like to help”

“And we’re going to crash over quite a lot from now on so it’s only right that I help you out” not weird at all strangers do that all the time

he smiles his irresistible smile and you gulp

and you tell yourself “I am sO in love”

and he wasn’t lying when he said that

the dreamies would come over to hang out every other day

you’d even have sleepovers

but there were times when only Jeno would come over and you had cozy movie nights

and it’d just be so natural for you two to cuddle

so sometime over a month of this, you ask yourself whether it’s just friendship that’s between you two or do yall have a thing for each other

and you kinda lowkey found out the answer one night

it was the night of your birthday

you had a pretty rough day because you just returned from your parents house

and that was a long-ass ride lololol no? okay

you come home exhausted but the minute you open the doors, the dreamies scream “HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y/N”

and you’re standing there in shock as they all tackle you in a group hug

it was a mess part 2

but at the end when the dreamies went to sleep

Jeno stayed over because apparently he had something to tell you

and you would have been squealing and giggling

but you were hella exhausted

so you asked him whether he could wait for tomorrow

you thought he’d be a little hurt or disappointed

but he just looks at you with worry, holding you by the shoulders

“Are you okay?”

“I’m just a little tired, I had a busy day”

and the next thing you know, you’re cuddled up in the bed. WITH JENO

“sorry, we didn’t even think you might be tired from the trip back from your parents’ and we just threw you the party” his slightly low voice kills you inside

and you quietly assure him it’s okay “you guys made my day a lot better”

then he just hushes you and tells you to sleep

you burry your head in the crook of his neck, taking in his calming scent

and he just strokes your hair gently

and you just drift off like that

you don’t know if you were dreaming but sometime in the middle of the night, you felt a light press against your forehead followed by a quiet “I’m so in love with you, y/n”

  Author/Writer 

Everyone loves themselves a cute-smile Lee Jeno okay? I mean, look at him. LOOK.AT.HIM. Who could resist sucha  sweetie~ Hope you liked it~

[tsukishimaenthusiast]

Korai, goshiki, Kags and nude Hc's? Maybe getting walked in on jerking off

walking in on korai, kageyama, and goshiki jerking off nsfw headcanons

korai:

korai invited you over to hang out

he told you that the door would be open and to just let yourself in

you told him you’d be there in a half hour

u didn’t tell him that your job let you out early today, so you just decided to surprise him by seeing him earlier

when you entered his house, korai wasn’t in the living room

you figured he was in his room

you locked his front door and made your way upstairs but stopped midway when you heard grunting

audible moans were coming from hoshiumi’s room… and they were loud

you face became flushed instantly

you weren’t supposed to hear this… hell, you weren’t even supposed to be at his house yet

but you couldn’t stop listening to him

“f-fuck,” he moaned

you wanted to see him, to see the faces he was making

he was so loud you figured he wouldn’t hear you open the door a little

you slowly opened the door and saw hoshiumi laying down on his bed, dick in hand

he was stroking himself pretty slowly, but every time he rubbed the tip, you heard those loud moans and curses leave his lips

“shit…. y/n.”

hearing him moan your name like that turned you on so much, you couldn’t take it anymore

you opened the door completely now

“korai.” you sounded desperate

he turned his head to look at you, too overtaken by lust to even be shocked that were right there

he stopped touching himself and you heard him pant heavily

“no… don’t stop,” you said as you sat down on his bed

you shoved you own hands down your pants and began touching yourself in front of korai, soft pants leaving your lips

his eyes grew even darker and he started pumping himself again

let’s just say yall masturbate in front of each other now for some extra fun from time to time

kageyama:

kageyama invited you over today because you guys were going to go shopping later

you rang his doorbell. no answer.

you ended up texting and calling him for what was about 10 minutes.

you gave up and looked for the spare key in front of his house to let yourself in

you eventually got in, but kageyama wasn’t anywhere to be seen.

maybe he wasn’t home?

then you heard a moan coming from his bedroom

you had to investigate

“oh.. shit.”

his door was slightly opened so you peeked inside

kageyama was sitting in the chair at his desk with no shirt and his pants down

his cheeks were flushed and you could see some sweat on his forehead

“y/nnnn,” he moaned

his eyes were squeezed shut so you know he didn’t see you

you bit your lip at the sight

he was thinking of you while he was touching himself? that was fucking hot.

the way his abs flexed whenever he stroked himself was makin you feel weak in the knees

you must’ve accidentally leaned into the door because it swung open and kageyama stood up from the sudden noise

“y/n?! you’re already here!? h-how.. what??!?”

he pulled his pants up right away when he saw you look down, clearly embarrassed

you walked over to him and slid his pants back down as you brought yourself to your knees

“it’s okay, i wanna make you finish,” you said while looking up at he him

he gulped and nodded

you sucked him off lmao

goshiki:

you n goshiki were sitting down on the couch in his living room

you guys were watching some random film

towards the middle of the movie, these two characters got together

there was a sex scene but you guys didn’t start anything

however, goshiki was very turned on but somehow managed to not make his hard on noticeable

when the movie ended you guys just relaxed and played some music

you fell asleep with your head on goshiki’s lap

he let you stay there for awhile but his mind wandered to that scene in the movie

he carefully picked up your head and placed a pillow underneath to replace his leg

he went to his room to take care of his “problem”

he dropped his pants and sat on the edge of his bed

you woke up a couple minutes later and realized goshiki wasn’t with you anymore

you figured he was in his room so you started to head upstairs

you opened his bedroom door quietly, just in case he had fallen asleep, too

but he wasn’t asleep

goshiki had fingers around his cock and was pumping it .. fast

his eyes were closed and he was biting his lip

he looked so hot touching himself

you noticed his throbbing cock was leaking with precum

“mmmm, y/nnn..,” he groaned

hearing him moan your name like that set you off, you had to help him

“tsutomuuu~”

he opened his eyes quickly and tried to cover himself

you walked towards him and knelt down

“let me help you with that, yea?”

his eyes were filled with lust

“p-please, y/n. touch me.”

you wrapped your fingers around his hard length and went to work

you gave him a quick handjob and he made sure to return the favor afterwards lolololol

[dailysarina]

The Sarina Project

Ok so I gotta put a little A/N at the start of this one beacuse I realized I have to make a litttttllllleee change to this story. Soz. Annyywaaayyyy... I’ve decided to change the POV from first person to third person, which I know is probably SUPER annoying for you but I promise this chapter would work better if it was not just from Karina’s POV. So I hope y’all are ready for some ~e p i c~ punk!Sarah thoughts ^-^

The Sarina Project

Chapter 18: I Hate My Freinds

“Are you sure your ready to do this?” Emily viciously inquired of DJ, who just happened to be sitting next to her. (A/N: Remember, Karina is NOT narrating this she is NOT HERE hehe ^-^)

“Are you kidding??? I’m literally James Bond,” DJ said, popping the p. “I’ve snuck into like 15 classrooms already this year.”

“OMG ME TOO!” Emily said back in response to DJ.

“Ya exactly we snuck into those classrooms together,” DJ unimpressedly said. They both laughed at Emily’s forgetfulness.

“Haha,” she laughed, giggling.

“Ok lets go,” DJ said, immediately jumping into a James Bond somersault and kicking the door to the classroom. Emily crept in behind him, her greenish, hazelish, slightly brown speckled balls of sight gazing over the cold, lifeless, OPPRESSIVE, torture seats... aka... DESKS. (A/N: hahahahhahaha I hate school sum1 halp plz 😭😂)

“There’s no one in here,” Emily said after about ten minutes observations.

“Wow it’s not like I can see the exact same classroom,” DJ sarcastically quipped back at her in such a tone that only DJ could recreate.

“Just get to the desk,” Emily said, deciding to suddenly use her gymnastics skills to backflip across the room and onto the teacher’s desk.

“Wow I, definitely good enough for the olympics if I can do that,” Emily said, obviously very very proud of her recent accomplishments. Ever since she was two days and fifteen hours and 32 minutes old, she had wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. Gymnastics was her LAIFE!! (A/N: Chipotle is laiiifffeee heh XD). DJ rolled his brown orbs he used for seeing almost every day back into his head at Emily’s showyoffiness and walked over to the same teachers desk Emily was standing on.

“I saw Mrs. Bersbedasukeon put the paper with our group project partners on the third drawer from the bottom on the right said,” DJ told Emily, DABBING and pointing toward the correct drawer. Emily pulled open the drawer and grabbed the single piece of paper sitting on there. A piece of paper that could change the life of ALL THE NAMES ON IT. This paper would be the most sacred thing Emily would touch in a long time.

“This piece of paper is so precious,” Emily hugged the paper to her chest while violently popping her p’s.

“Just switch the names!!!!,!!!!!!!” DJ annoyingly said, banging on the desk to gain Emily’s attention back. Emily nodded and started whiting out a few names on the paper with... WHITE OUT; which she had conveniently stashed in her coat pocket and had just pulled out for this specific reason.

(A/N: okiiii idk how to describe this next part because it always plays like a movie in my head... if that makes sense... IDK. But anyway I’m gonna write this next part like a script so it’s easier for y’all to understand. Remember dailysarina cares about her followers!!! ;))

Emily: *quickly runs white out over a few ^convenient^ names*

DJ: *rewrites the new group partners aS THEY SHOULD BE*

“Good. That’s good,” Emily said as DJ forged the teachers’ handwriting. Then the super sneaky spy duo (A/N: “Nice use of alliteration” -Mr. Scoggins, my English teacher haha jk I would DIE if he read this lol xD) left the classroom until the next day.

THE NEXT DAY............,,....

I enter through the doorway to my art class, brushing my newly dyed pink hair out of my eyes and adjusting my lilac colored flower crown. ‘I wonder if Sarah will notice my hair?’ I wonder. Wait. WHY DID I THINK THAT?? Ugh this is so annoying. Sarah is literally the scariest person I’ve ever seen and yet I am CONSTANTLY worried about what she thinks of me. What is up with that?? It probably just because I’m a weird person, and that’s what weird people do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Ew your hair looks like a fairy threw up on it,” Sarah quipped at me the second I walked in the room, without even making eye contact. What the heck?!??,.! Why is she so MEAN? “You also look like that girl from LazyTown.” OH THAT’S IT.

“Yeah, well... you look like Susie from DELTARUNE!” I screamed back at her, crossing my arms in satisfaction. I can’t believe I actually stood up to her! She didn’t get mad and punch me in the face like I thought she would. She didn’t even yell another insult back at me. She just smiled a bit, and went back to drawing a skull and cross bones on her ripped jeans with eyeliner. I skip over to a giggling Emily and DJ, who were sitting at the table next to Sarah, and sit down, fluffing the skirt of my light pinkish salmon dress as I sit.

“What are you laughing about?” I say to my freinds, who seem to be cackling about something I don’t know about. Are they laughing at me?? I wouldn’t be surprised if they were, considering all my old friends at my old school started bullying me for being weird. UGH! WHy is being weird so hard in high school??

“Nooooiittththhhhhiiiiinnnnnnngggggggg............” the blonde haired girl and the brown eyed boy said in complete unison. Ok, that was creepy, I’m just going to ignore that.

“I will now read out the partners I’ve assigned for this art project y’all will be working on,” our teacher, Mrs. Bersbedasukeon yelled at us. I really hope I get a good partner that doesn’t make fun of my pink hair. And I rreeeeaaallllly hope I don’t get Sarah. ANYONE BUT SARAH.

“The first pair will be Karina and Sarah.”

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WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

“Ummm, can I please- but I am cut off by the rudest teacher to ever exist. She just goes on giving out partners like I don’t have a problem with mine. HOW RUDE IS THAT

“Ugghhhhhhh now our project is gonna be covered in rainbows and glitter and pink flowers, gross.” Sarah said, banding her head on the table. I feel like I’m about to cRY. THIS IS GONNA BE H O R R I B L E. why does all the horrible stuff always have to happen to me? My life sucks,

“Well have fun with you Project, you guys,” Emily quips sarcastically, popping the p, but I did NOT think it was funny. She gets to work with DJ, and that’s NOT FAIR. why can’t THEY work with Sarah???” At least they sort of l i k e her.

This is probably all their fault.

I hate them sooooooo much. :( 😭

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WHOOOAAAAAAAA CLIFFHANGERRRRRRRR!!! xD. Soz that this chapter was a little confusing but a lot of stuff that needed to happen so the story can finally pick up (I can’t believe I’ve written 18 chapters!!!) I honestly think this is the best thing I’ve ever written, but REMEMBER. I have NEVER written anything before this is my FIRST time trying fanfic and I really don’t want anyone to judge me. Don’t be r00d LOLOLOLOL.

On a different note........ my mom is FINALLY taking our family to Chicago and I’m literally going to be spending all week hunting for my two favorite people EEEEEEEEEE. I’m hoping to see them at least 7 times, maybe more? I mean I know what kind of places they like to eat at and where they hang out with people (don’t ask me how I know I’ll never tell hehehehe) so it shouldn’t be too hard to find them. By the end of the week they’re gonna LOVE ME! xD xD Anywayyyyy because of that I probably won’t be writing another chapter next week, but I will still be posting d a n k memes about our children! Dailysarina is signing off now hehe. Peace!!! ✌️

[choisgirls]

*NYOOMS IN* GHOST HINTING GHOST HUMTIMG GHOST HUNTING-Hear me out. By some strange turn of events, Jumin's penthouse has become haunted and the ghost taken Elly captive! *gasp* Its up to the RFA to solve the mystery, protect the world, and most importantly, save Elizabeth the III!! ~Tex (did you like my YA blurb format lolololol???)

Anonymous said:WITH FEARLESS AUTHOR, FOUR! ZERO! FOUR! AT THE HELM, NOTHING CAN GO WRONG! (or can it….?) ~Tex

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH *EVIL CACKLING* ~Admin 404

WORDS: 3,272

THEME: Rfspook! ^^

PAIRINGS: None yall this is a spook but not spook

Masterlist~

Why did Jumin assumehe could have a nice, normal dinner with the members of the RFA over at hishouse?

Did he not learn fromthe last time Luciel had come over? Did he truly not remember the heart attackhe almost had when the younger man jumped out of the wine fridge with somecheap plastic mask on? It was a wonder how he managed to sneak the mask intohis house. He had ignored the redhead for a solid month and a half solelybecause he scared the daylights out of his dear Elizabeth the Third jumping outlike he did. But now he’s back, along with the rest of the members, and Juminhad to stay on his toes.

He wanted to simplysit down, ease the tension between the group, maybe talk over some wine…

But now, instead, hefinds himself crumpled on the floor, staring up at a large, confusing, blackmass that seemed to be floating above him. Something within him snapped, he wasunable to speak or process the situation. This… fog had taken Elizabeth the Third-his life line- away from him. Ripped away from him right in front of his eyes.

He had a habit ofbelieving only in the things he could see and explain. This.. this was madness.He couldn’t make any sense of the situation and that was infuriating. His mindwas racing through any and all logical possibilities but.. how could he thinklogically if it was something impossible?

The only reason he wassnapped back to his senses was because Jihyun and touched his shoulder lightly.He turned to see his friend’s face now pale from fear and concern for hisfriend on the floor. A quick look to the rest of the room, he can see everyoneelse was just as pale as Jihyun was. Who wouldn’t after witnessing that?

Now, he was angry. Hiseyes fixated on Saeyoung. It had to have been another prank of his. He pulledhimself off of the floor suddenly, causing everyone to jump at his suddenaction. In the blink of an eye, he has the front of Saeyoung’s shirt balled up inhis fist, his face leaning close enough to be intimidating. Saeyoung lookedback with eyes the size of a dinner plate, throwing his hands up in defense,letting his body language ask for mercy from the taller man.

“Whatever you’vedone, whatever trick you have pulled, whatever CRAZY idea you have UPHERE,” he emphasized by tapping the redhead in the center of the foreheadwith his other hand, “You better RECONSIDER it, and BRING ME BACKELIZABETH THE THIRD.” Who knew Saeyoung could turn even paler than he wasa minute ago? It’s not very often that Jumin Han loses his cool, let alonephysically threatens a person. Saeyoung struggled to get the words out, asJumin’s eyes practically bore into his own, looking for answers.

“I.. I didn’t dothat- I don’t know what that was!” he cried out, starting to pry his shirtfrom Jumin’s grip. Zen ran over to try and help get Jumin to let go, Jihyuntried to pull Jumin backwards at the same time. He finally released his shirtand took a step back, watching as Zen stepped protectively in front ofSaeyoung.

“What do youthink you’re doing? You can’t just threaten someone like that! He obviouslydidn’t take your fur ball! Did you miss the fact that we were all standing herewhile that… that THING just appeared out of thin air?” Zen scolded,throwing his arm out to gesture where the black mass had once been. He had apoint, Jumin knew that. But he couldn’t help but think Saeyoung still had somethingto do with this. After all, the redhead was typically known for his prankingnature and mischievous ways. He wouldn’t be crossed from Jumin’s suspect listany time soon.

“Guys do.. do youthink.. that.. might’ve been.. a ghost?” Yoosung choked out, stillslightly shaking where he stood. Jaehee sighed softly before shaking her head.

“Are there trulysuch things as ghosts? Even then, would they be capable of taking a live catand just.. vanishing?” she asked, looking towards the rest of the group,“Shouldn’t there be a valid explanation for this?”

“Jumin, haven’tyou seen a few odd things have happened lately, anyway?” Jihyunquestioned, tilting his head in curiousity, “I remember you telling methat things have been… off.” Jumin’s eyebrows came together in thought,it took a moment to recall what Jihyun was mentioning, but he rememberedvividly.

“The other day,doors kept moving- not completely closing but not completely opening. After awhile, I chalked it up to be Elizabeth playing with them,” he said. Helooked to the ceiling to recall another instance, “I have been hearingthings like someone walking or small cooing sounds, I also decided that theymust have just been linked to some body guards of mine walking around, callingElizabeth.”

“So… Younever… Saw any body guards though, have you? Did you see Elly playing withthe doors?” Saeyoung finally piped up, slightly jumping at the speed theJumin whipped his head over to lock eyes with him.

“Her name isELIZABETH, and no. I never saw these things. Those are just the logicalanswers,” he replied, narrowing his eyes at Saeyoung, “What are youinsinuating?”

“Well,”Saeyoung started, taking off his glasses and cleaning them with his shirt,“If you didn’t see anything..maybe it really was a ghost?” He put his glasses back on to practicallysee the burning hatred Jumin currently held in his eyes- it made him jump andfeel a little sheepish.

The room exploded intoconversation all at once. Everyone going back and forth, theorizing if it werea ghost or if there were logical explanations for it all- all of the voicesmixing in inside Jumin’s head. The words clash together, every little soundstarted to annoy him. He crossed his arms and hung his head slightly, closinghis eyes and straining to keep them closed. If he could just see all of thethreads.. see where they tangle.. he could calm down and see things clearer-but he couldn’t. He was too… What was this emotion? Upset? He couldn’t tellwhat was real and what wasn’t anymore- he let out a loud groan, to express..whatever he was currently feeling.

Jumin was strung out. Hewas at his wits end. What was in his home; what had taken Elizabeth the Third?

“I have somespare mechanical parts in my car,” Saeyoung announced after some silence.

Jumin, caught up inhis frustration, snapped. “And what, pray tell, is your fuckingpoint?” he spat. Everyone in the room stopped to look at him with wideeyes at his choice of language.

“I… I mean Ican grab them and make some sort of… Ghost communicating device,”Saeyoung offered.

“But what makesyou think it is a ghost? Do ghosts even exist? If so, is it even remotelyPOSSIBLE to talk to them?” with each question, Jumin steps closer toSaeyoung until he’s towering over him, poking a finger into his chest. “Istill think you’re responsible for this,” he growled as Saeyoung gentlypushed on his shoulders to get him out of his face.

“Jumin, I want tofind Elly,” he stuttered once he saw Jumin getting ready to correct him,“I-I mean Elizabeth, just as much as you. Look, I don’t know what the hellthat.. thing, was. I’ve never seen anything like that in person, only movies.But right now maybe.. we should treat it as paranormal? What other choice do wehave?” Jumin knew he was right. He may be.. upset, and it may seemillogical, but now he was ready to believe any crazy theory the younger man mayhave if it meant getting Elizabeth safely back into his arms.

Three glasses of wineand a silent room later, Saeyoung had returned and built a few differentmake-shift machines to talk to this ‘ghost’. It had been an hour, an HOUR, withno response. No voices. No sounds. Absolutely nothing, and it only frustratedJumin more.

“This was acomplete waste of time!” he yelled, getting ready to toss all ofSaeyoung’s equipment onto the floor when he stopped in his tracks. Everyoneturned their attention to a door behind him that seemed to be opening slowly,though no one had entered the penthouse that day, sans those currently sittingat the table. Despite how slow it opened, it seems to throw itself shut,leaving a loud echo throughout the entirety of the penthouse. Jumin slowly satback down in his chair, staring in disbelief at the door. His heart started topound loudly in his chest- he could hear it in his ears. The fear drowned outthe sound of Yoosung’s cries and Saeyoung’s loud ‘I told you so’s. What ifsomething paranormal truly took Elizabeth? What would it want? What could hegive it to get her back?

Jaehee stood up tocatch everyone’s attention. Jumin knew he could count on his assistant to calmthe room and be logical.

“As we have allseen there… is probably something paranormal at work here.”

Maybe he was wrongabout the logical part.

With a heavy sigh, hestands up and brings the attention back to him. Once everyone looks over to him,he takes a few breaths to calm his own breathing before addressing the others.

“Obviously,there’s something at work here. I’m sure there’s a logical explanation, wejust.. need to find it. So, let’s take this matter into our own hands, and setoff on a sort of… oh, what do you call them…” he snapped his fingersonce the light bulb flicked on in his head, “Mission. We’ll all go on amission to find out what’s behind this- and find Elizabeth.”

He and Saeyoung,though he was still suspicious he was behind it, sat down and came up with aplan. They would split off into teams. Jumin and Saeyoung would make a team,Jihyun and Yoosung, and Zen and Jaehee. Jumin wanted to make sure each team hada logical perspective on the matter, and he wouldn’t let Saeyoung out of hissight. Each pair got their own separate part of the penthouse to explore; Juminand Saeyoung chose the portion of the home where the most activity has beenhappening.

Jumin explained allthat had been happening in vivid detail for Saeyoung- the footsteps, the doorsopening and closing, the fact that items have been moved even in the slightest.The more he spoke about it, the more he started to lose his grip on anythingthat seemed believable.

Suddenly, the powercut out. He could hear a faint screech from across the home, indicatingYoosung’s fear before hearing Zen yell back to calm down. It was odd that itcut out so suddenly with no storm in sight. Not only had it turned off, but thebackup power seemed to be off as well. They had to continue their search in thedark, at least their path can be illuminated by the moonlight outside.

“Jumin, do youhear that? It sounds like.. footsteps?” Saeyoung whispered, stopping inhis tracks. Jumin strained his ears to hear it as well. It was so soft andfaint, but definitely there. Could it possibly have been one of the others? Thedoor opening and slamming shut in front of the two of them pointed to no.

They ran to the doorand threw it open, looking around to see nothing in there, while a door acrossthe hall behind them did the same thing. This continued down the entire hall,back and forth, doors opening and slamming shut randomly and very rapidly.Jumin felt like he was in some ridiculous cartoon show, running around likethey were. Finally, all of the doors seemed to shut and stay that way, so thetwo of them could stop and take a breath.

“Saeyoung. Whatin the world had just happened. How did all of my doors do that? This is all soridiculous…” Jumin was exhausted, both physically and mentally. Hecouldn’t wrap him head around any of this and at this point, he didn’t want totry. He just wanted Elizabeth back, and Saeyoung could sense that. He wanted tohelp find Elly as much as he could, he couldn’t stand to think that somethinghad happened to her! He guided Jumin into the closest room so he could let theolder man rest a little bit- he could use some time to process it all.

Jumin had just startedto calm a little bit before there suddenly was a book thrown off of a nearbyshelf onto the floor. Before long, there was another flying off the same shelf-then another. Book by book, the shelf emptied, catching the attention of Saeyoungas well. The redhead stepped a bit closer, but found himself having to dodgebooks as they’re thrown at his head.

The redhead hid behindthe taller man as the entire bookshelf emptied itself. They watched in distressas the now empty shelf rocked back in forth- they practically jumped out oftheir skins when the chair behind them also started to move around. Theysprinted from the room, as everything started to shake out of control.

“Saeyoung! Whatare you doing! How are you moving all of my furniture!?” Jumin yelled overthe sound of various items clattering around, watching as Saeyoung’s faceturned from afraid to angry.

“How many timesdo I have to tell you that I’m not the one doing this!” he cried, pushinghis friend backwards into the other room. “Why can’t you just accept thatthere’s something going on here?!” They found themselves in another room,as the door slammed shut behind them. Saeyoung let up on his anger to examinethe door. “It’s uh… it’s locked,” his sentence progressivelygetting quieter due to his concern. “Jumin? Your doors don’t happen touh… lock.. sometimes when they shut, right?”

“No, of coursethey don’t. I wouldn’t subject myself to such a situation- accidentally lockingmyself in a room? Ridiculous. Why?” he inquired, walking up behindSaeyoung and reaching for the doorknob to jiggle it himself, “….It..it’s locked.”

“That’s what Iwas saying. Did you just ignoreme?” he asked. Jumin had, in fact, completely ignored him.

A loud bang againstthe wall of windows caused them to whip around suddenly. There was nothing outthere but buildings across the way and the moon sitting steadily in the sky. Theirview was suddenly obstructed by a black mass as a deep growl was let out intothe room simultaneously. In the blink of an eye, Saeyoung has his arms wrappedaround Jumin’s neck, jumping into his arms, and letting out a girlish shriek.

As fast as Saeyoungwas in his arms, Jumin dropped him to the floor with a loud thunk.

A long, black shapeseemed to snake around the both of their ankles, knocking Jumin to the floornext to Saeyoung- both of them started to thrash and grip the floor trying toresist whatever was dragging them towards the mass.

“Oh my god, we’regonna die! We’re gonna die! And I’m gonna die here with you!” Saeyoungcried hysterically. Jumin growled before swinging his arm in an attempt tosmack Saeyoung for being stupid at a time like this- but he lost his grip andfound himself rapidly getting closer to the mass; he threw his arm out andgrabbed hold of the nearest heavy object. He was scared out of his mind, and quitefrankly was at his breaking point. All of his anger, confusion, emotions in general, just snapped.

“Just what thehell are you?! What do you want? Give me back Elizabeth! I’ll do whatever youwant!” he cried out, looking for something around him that could free himfrom this… things grip. His eyesdarted around while his mind went blank, filling with Saeyoung’s cries andsomber statements.

“Saeyoung! Willyou calm down and help me think! We need to free ourselves. Aren’t you a secretagent? What is your problem!”

“I deal with badpeople, not crazy ass ghosts, dude!”

If Jumin was free tosmack him upside the head, he would’ve.

“Just help mefind something! Anything! To get us out of this!” Jumin looked over tofind a tool sticking out of Saeyoung’s pocket. “There! That.. thing! Inyour pocket! Use that!”

Saeyoung raised hiseyebrow, giving Jumin a completely sarcastic expression full of judgment,“You mean my screwdriver?”

“Is now reallythe time to judge my lack of knowledge on tools? Just use it!” he snapped,watching as Saeyoung struggled to keep his grip on the floor while shoving thetip of the screwdriver between his ankle and this… thing. He shimmied andpried his ankle free before rolling towards Jumin to free him as well. Theblack mass came closer, towering over the two of them- instinctively they threwtheir arms up in defense, getting ready to protect themselves to the best oftheir abilities. Jumin’s eyes widened suddenly- the black mass started to take ahuman-like shape. Was it a person this whole time, and they just weren’t aware?He pulled his phone out and fumbled until he was able to turn on the flashlightand point it at this figure.

The room was silent asthe now illuminated figure had eyes as wide dinner plates and as bright blue ascould be and hair almost as white as Elizabeth’s. Jumin had never seen this…edgy looking person in his life, but Saeyoung seemed extremely uncomfortable.His attention was drawn to the puffy white tail popping out of the arm of thispersons jacket. Elizabeth jumped out of the jacket and pranced toward Jumin,completely nonchalant- almost as if she hadn’t been gone all night with astranger. She was purring, letting out a soft meow every now and then,otherwise the room was silent. The mystery man broke his staring contest withSaeyoung to reach back down to pat Elizabeth on the head before backing uptowards the windows.

“A-ah!Wait-!” Saeyoung called, suddenly there was a gust of wind with enoughforce to make the two men shield their eyes. Once it subsided, there was adevice sitting where the mysterious man once was. The redhead scrambled to gethis hands on it, examining it. It was small, but helped to explain what hadbeen going on. He checked the doors to find little attachments that could openand close them with a push of a button. The weird fog? Projections with a smallfog machine.

Jumin stood now,holding Elizabeth close to his heart and stroking her fur gently while he triedto process the events of this night. Saeyoung explained how everything seemedto have worked but he seemed to be extremely shaken up. Jumin respected that hedidn’t wish to talk about it, but it seemed as if he had seen an actual ghost.

Jumins eyes furrowedtogether as he looked over as Saeyoung. This caught Saeyoung’s attention as helooked back at him, silently quizzing him.

“Saeyoung… howdid those books fly off the shelf and my furniture move?”

Saeyoung and Juminpractically turned to stone simultaneously, mechanically looking back to theroom that previously had everything moving.

The door creaked open.