#YAP PLEASE

[st0nerlesb0]

can somebody yap to me for fooks sake man😭. im so bored im ab to die rn.

[stuffmetothemax]

When I ask you "How are you" or "How was your day" and you dont give me the long detailed version Ill be disappointed🥺

[cayleeuhithinknott]

PUH-LEASE. blow up my inbox i feel so chatty

[bluebeesknees]

To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!

And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!

[vreemdkermithebatman]

has this been done yet

[shoot1ngst4r]

going out of your way to search up [insert character] ANGST and all you get is smut

[neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies]

REBLOG POSTS❗❗ COMMENT ON FICS❗❗COMPLIMENT FANART ❗❗LEAVE LITTLE NOTES IN THE TAGS❗❗ BOOKMARK FICS YOU LIKE❗❗ TELL AUTHORS WHAT YOU LIKED ABOUT THEIR FICS❗❗COMMENT ON DECADE OLD FICS ❗❗ADD YOUR OWN ANALYSIS IN LONG POSTS❗❗ENGAGE❗❗ INTERACT❗❗ BUILD A COMMUNITY ❗❗

While people don't work for engagement, it certainly doesn't do any harm..

[show-me-urt33th]

Calling someone kid or kiddo in bed is leagues sexier than calling them baby could ever be, prove me wrong.

[dead-n-g0ne]

"b-but the age gap.." idc bro i am making them kiss

[blended-ice]

Sure hope a god doesn’t come around and punish him for his hubris

[screampied]

TILL MY CLIT HANGS LIKE A 𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐒

[st0nerlesb0]

yap to me pleaseee, i wanna talk. might not answer but at least try :) love you guys, mwah.!!

[justtwospoons]

This is just another shitpost, a copy and paste from what I spammed my friend at like 5pm- ish Jason or Red-Hood who's known for having 'information from the dead/graves' but his boyfriend is Danny 'phantom' Fenton and will just yap to his boyfriend over ghost gossip and not even realize that he's sharing new/unheard of information to Jason over crimes and other things happening around Gotham or in crime alley

People gossip but the dead talk, and Danny is all too happy to have someone to listen to all the ghost drama with him that the man will yap to Jason for hours. (Jason has timed it before, it got to hour 5 before he called it a day)

No one can figure out how why or when Jason started becoming two or three steps ahead of every villain/gang/goon/whatever, calling 'anonymous' tips into the batfam/police/whoever tf, days or even weeks before anything happened.

Jason who somehow ends up scaring the shit out of the bad guys because they 'changed their plans three times already to lose Red-hood' but yet, somehow, he's waiting for them by the time they arrive to where ever they were meeting up to do their illegal business with a coffee in hand and the police already called and arriving in 5 minutes.

[cayleeuhithinknott]

anons are back on since it seems a little more chill now…ttm!!!

[aestas---estas]

Ghost would 100% be the type of person to go "no" when you ask if he can pass you the salt or the charger to your phone or whatever, staring at you with a blank expression while passing it to you.

He thinks it's peak comedy.