#YEEESSSSSSS

[urfavisananimegirl]

The Junior Whopper (Burger King/Real Life) is an Anime Girl!

[the-knife-consumer]

LEGENDS KALIS LEGENDS KALOS

[aligned-starz]

this is my first year being active on my 3 year old account, i didn't know booping existed??

[botanikos]

feel free to peek at what's written so far. ✩ for the most part, the information will be basic/canon compliant with a few personal additions and headcanon fittings. this is still under construction! I am far from finished.

[inkdragon42]

"Heads will roll. Torsos will kind of roll. Limbs will roll a short distance. Jawbones just kind of hit the ground and flip once."

but also....

"WAITIN' FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN IN THE RAIN WAITIN' FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN-"

Night Vale had some of the BEST one off quotes that would just suckerpunch you in the chest leave you breathless

Like the one that stuck with me was this one:

"when a person dies and no one will miss them, the mourning is assigned to a random human. This is why sometimes you just feel sad."

It's been almost 11 years... It haunts me in a good way

[rings-of-power-realm]

[teaboot]

Can you spin and jump at the same time?

Is this some kind of trap

[bookoftheironfist]

IT'S OFFICIAL: The Iron Fist 50th Anniversary Special is coming this August!

This oversized anthology issue will include:

Visionary Iron Fist scribe Chris Claremont teams up with artist Lan Medina for a classic tale set during Iron Fist’s early years and co-starring Wolverine! 

Alyssa Wong, the writer behind today’s Iron Fist, brings you the next chapter of Lin Lie’s saga alongside artist Ron Randal.

Writer Justina Ireland and artist Elena Casagrande send Iron Fist on a mission where he join forces with his longtime allies: The Daughters of the Dragon! 

Writer Frank Tieri and artist Ty Templeton's story sees Iron Fist send out the call to his old teammates: Heroes for Hire!

And writer Jason Loo and artist Whilce Portacio spotlight what the future may hold for Danny Rand!

[vesearlee]

I have one word: fuck 🫠

imagining you.

X-02!caleb feels lust and desire for the first time and is unable to fight against his body's urges.

includes spoilers from decoherence. also btw there will be a part two for this, where caleb isn't so..... lonely.

mdni. 18+ only. male masturbation. with all that armor, this was a challenge to write fr.

X-02 finds himself thinking of A-01 yet again.

The security is down, and the researchers are having an urgent crisis that required their presence elsewhere, so he was left alone in his transparent glass experimental pod.

He knows you're also alone in your pod, sleeping as your system recovers from the last time you were used in the battlefield.

A single wall is the only thing dividing your rooms and yet it feels like there's a whole planet between you two.

He pressed his hands on the barrier of his own pod, wishing that he could reach you.

He longs to see you.

Every time he wakes up, he feels the need to find you.

The more he thinks of you, the stronger this strange feeling inside him gets.

The urge to touch you.

He can't recall when the strange feeling started. All he knows is that it is linked to you. Everytime he thinks about you, that strange feeling intensifies.

Ever since that day that he met you, that day when you'd attempted to escape Othan Research Bureau, that day you named him Caleb, you became the subject of every thought in his mind.

Caleb has met plenty of other individuals. He'd encountered endless researchers, soldiers, and civilians from all the places he'd been to. Out of everyone, the one that took a permament place in his mind is you. He thinks about you at every second of the day. You're his every waking thought.

All he'd ever done is watch you.

And imagine you.

He can't stop himself from fantasizing about being with you.

He wanted to take you to places you've never visited. He wanted to give you fruits that you've never eaten. He wanted to make you feel emotions that you've never experienced before.

He wanted to see you smile. He wanted to hear your voice. He wanted to feel your warmth. He wanted to know how you would feel if he holds you close to him.

Even though you're both androids, behind the layers of wires and armor, your bodies are built to appear and function just like a human body. You're able to bleed, sweat, and cry. You're able to feel.

Over the years that he'd been sent out to various places, Caleb has learned plenty about humanity and their behavior.

One of the things he discovered years ago is how people show they care for others without saying any words: holding someone close to one's own body, embracing them to feel their warmth, and even just holding one's hands.

Then, the kisses.

Gently pressing one's lips against any part of another person's body, though the most special one is a kiss on the lips. Caleb learned that the most special person is the only one that gets a kiss on the lips.

For all the days that followed, Caleb wished to hold you and kiss you.

His hands yearned to trace your figure and feel your warmth. His bottom lip would become stained with blood as his teeth would trap it every time he thought about kissing your lips.

In his pod, while the researchers are away and all eyes on him are shut, Caleb lets out a shaky breath.

He run one hand from his chest to his hips, feeling his body heating up.

It's a different kind of heat that he'd get whenever his system is being refilled with energy. This heat.... it's uncomfortable, yet it feels... good, and it's fueled by the thought of you.

He doesn't know what this feeling is, but Caleb feels helpless against it.

He can't fight it.

Caleb allowed his right hand to travel where his body felt the most...painful.

Right between his thighs.

Something is pulsating.

Caleb gritted his teeth with frustration as his exoskeleton prevented him from feeling his own body that's buried underneath.

With an exception from the center of his torso, his entire body is protected by an impenetrable shell that's meant to protect him in the battlefield.

The heat was getting worse. His vision was starting to get hazy.

He felt like he was going to explode if he doesn't relieve himself.

The throbbing feeling was getting unbearable. It felt like an itch that needed to be scratch, but it was a completely different sensation that had him feeling desperate.

Caleb shut his eyes and growled as his limbs moved on their own, failing to resist the heat that had taken over his body.

He'd ripped out the armor on his hands and lower body: all that's covering his hips, thighs, legs, and feet have come off and fallen on the floor of the pod.

Small sparks went off after he roughly tugged on the wires that regulated the armor that he had just destroyed.

Without a doubt, he'd broken the exoskeleton and his system will need to be repaired. but that's an issue for another time. Right now, his mind is racing and cannot focus on anything else but his own needs.

There was still the skin-tight suit that's masking his skin and flesh, but that's impossible to remove on his own without doing serious damage on his own system and body.

For now, this is good enough.

Caleb can feel the warmth and softness of his own body - except for what lies between his legs. A shaft that's hard and throbbing, fighting against his bodysuit.

A ragged, quiet moan slips out of his mouth the moment his hand rubbed against it.

Caleb's back hit the glass wall as he spread his legs wider apart.

He closed his eyes and like always, the first image that pops up is you.

Caleb stroke himself over the suit with you in his mind.

He imagined that it was your hands rather than his own, and the overwhelming, euphoric feeling increased by a tenfold.

He felt his bodysuit get tighter, specifically below his hips. The bulge that he'd been palming had gotten bigger and more painful as your face and body took over his mind.

The back of his head rested against the pod's barrier as he let out heavy breaths. His hips thrusted upwards, desperate for the friction being delivered by his hand.

"Nhnnnnggg,,," Caleb's volume increased along with the pacing of his hand movement.

He imagined the two of you outside of the laboratory, far, far way, in a home at the edges of Deepspace.

It'd be just you and him, holding each other tightly, caressing and pressing your lips in each other's bodies.

He wanted to see you and touch you without your exoskeleton and bodysuit. He wanted to feel your bare skin and flesh against his own. He wanted every part of his body to feel yours. He wanted to become one with you.

"So.... good....."

Caleb grinded his crotch against his hand faster as he feels his stomach and hips clenching while his heart races faster.

Suddenly, a part of him shoots out his body.

From under the bodysuit, something warm and wet clings to his skin. The bodysuit becomes slightly damped with it, though it's not noticable.

Caleb wasn't sure what happened, but the heat and overwhelming feeling is gone.

Well, mostly gone.

But he didn't have time to do anything about it because his ears detected the humming of machines around him, which means the security is back on.

Caleb couldn't find it in him to collect himself and attempt to fix his exoskeleton because he was overcome with drowsiness.

"Good night, my one and only."

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"What happened to X-02's exoskeleton?! And why is his system down and malfunctioning all of a sudden?! He hasn't gone out for three days!" One researcher yells after finding Caleb's condition upon returning to his room.

"We couldn't see anything since our security and cameras were shut down. He might've been attacked." another, less-experienced researcher responded with a shrug.

"But the levels of his body's serotonin, dopamine, endorphins, and oxytocin have all increased for some reason. If he was attacked, why is his data saying that he enjoyed it?"

"Probably just another error, which is typical when it comes to X-02. There's always something wrong with him."

"Yeah, you're right."

[tiredangelaziegler]

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[yaoicrack]

btw my friend icaro drew me a rombert im making everynyan look at it hii hi hihi hi hi

[grouperhq]

Day shift insteas of night shift on sunday because im gods sweetest angel

[number1blueoakfan]

IVE BEEN WAIITNG FKR THIS I BEEN ON HEAVYSNIPER FOREEVEERRRRR

so can i introduce yall to heavysniper smiles evily

[rpfofficial]

no babe the 6 hours and 12 minutes long head 1968 themed collaborative playlist stays on during sex

[vviridescence]

FIRST 8 MINUTES OF SEASON TWOOOOOOOOO