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#YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
gorjee-art · 1 month
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I think your art is really cool, you're super good with faces!
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All of you are so so so incredibly sweet!!! Going to give me cavities...
Do you want that?
Do you wish that upon me?
For my teeth to fall out???
So you may feast upon them?? No sir, I won't allow that!
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lucabyte · 4 months
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I don't use it to eavesdrop, if that's what you're asking.
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n7viper · 2 years
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mutuals posting stucky on the dash are trying to send me back to hell
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erinwantstowrite · 21 days
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i want financial compensation. i just finished reading the chapter bc work but goodness gracious i think i cried throughout the entire thing but i had to pause and go cry for about 20 minutes when i read this. and i think you should go to jail for that too. one with wifi so you can keep updating the fic. but i need you behind bars. seriously.
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"my baby." fucking criminal is what that was.
i'm so glad that this part has destroyed everyone the way it's meant to 💖 writing the entire first half of this chapter healed and broke me at the same time (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)
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the most Dog ever. or. dog shaped Thing ever
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crime-wizard · 11 months
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i have been informed you did not pay taxes. you should send us your tax paperwork. this is not a request.
uh well you see here it's very simple the paperwork is right here WIZARD POCKET SAND ATTACK
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houstondoyoucopy · 4 days
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mr. capgras is such a lovelace song.
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shih-coulda-had-it · 1 month
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my hubris is trying this after only seeing the movie once (wip)
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stalebagels · 8 months
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Hi I don't know what this is meant to be but have it anyway
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lifewithdedee · 9 days
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Dedee's Vacation
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I swear that's a bag of laundry and not a body in the first panel.
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raycatz · 10 months
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"You'll Never Take Me Alive!" - achievement get!
another LU Outer Wilds dooble
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bunnihearted · 5 months
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#so on my way home..#i walked by a school and besides the fact that i felt so depressed bc just looking at these kids and adults i have NO hope for the future#i saw two boys on a bench as i walked by... and i just thought they were talking. and too late i realized that no one of the boys were#bullying the other boy. the bully walked away and the other boy just sat there looking so lifeless and dejected#a teacher came and sat down w that boy and i just kept walking. even if i wanted to say smth it's like what would i even do abt that situati#that made me so sad both bc that boy.. he looked so dejected and used to it. that anxiety going to school knowing you're bullied is awful#and like i imagined talking to him and saying heyyy if you're lucky you'll grow up to be 25yrs old#live like a parasite off your mom and be on wellfare and never have had a job :)#you'll have no education or highschool diploma :) you will still struggle to finish hs even at an easier level :)#you will also not have had friends in 10yrs and you'll be terrified of ppl and getting close to anyone and even going outside!!#you'll have no interests and hobbies and skills! you'll simply be a waste of space loser being a burden on everyone around u!#whoop whoop stay alive buddy it will only get worse ❤️#god i just wanna cry. how did i let my life turn out this way??? i used to be full of dreams and life and passion and HOPE#i used to believe in things and in people. i had so many dreams and i wanted to try and do so many things#now all i can think is 'i wanna die i wanna die i wanna die'. im miserable wherever i go lmao#there's this bridge over the highway i have to cross when i walk to school and every time i look down at the trafic and when a truck drives#by i feel my entire body vibrate. i just wanna jump and get mauled by it.#or i dont *want* to but i feel so deeply and desperately that it's the only way for me#only way to make it stop hurting. and i am weak. i dont know how to just 'stop' or take control of my life. thats why i wanna die#bc i know that i wont be able to. that my life will never amount to anything#for fuck's sake my dream now is just to have my own 1bedroom apartment and have a shitty job - like in a grocery store or whatever!!!!!#not even that can i make happen! bc im so worthless i cant do anything. im also stupid so i wouldnt be able to do my job right#i dont know... i dont know... these feelings and thoughts are too much i just wanna relax#but i cant bc my ribs hurt and idk if it's heartburn or an ulcer 💀 why am i even alive???? what am i doing all this for? 😭#my thoughts ran away but i meant like seeing that reminded me of how much of a failure i became#bc of my circumstances and all the shitty ppl around me thru out my life
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toastermin-it · 2 years
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minato: i won a new phone in a race.
minako: huh? what kind of race lets you win a phone?
minato: a race between the store owner, the cop, and me.
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hatecraftslab · 1 month
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MY FAN MAILBOX IS OPEN!
Hello again! Your favorite COMPLETELY SANE evil scientist here! (I hope. If I'm not your favorite, join the club.) I thought it would be just lovely to see what my adoring fan-base has to say to me. So - FAN MAILBOX! Pester me with useless questions! Ask me what German words mean (And I'll give you the wrong answer!) Suggest an evil invention that isn't patented! Just don't rat me out.
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everyone saying nice things about tj they dont know about how tj ignored me when i sent in a very specific ask about [redacted]. the people deserve to know what things you associate with [redacted] and yet they get nothing !!
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bugsandkisses27 · 2 months
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*slowly sneaks up behind you to take away the Gracie Abrams and sedate you for the car ride*
This is an intervention hun, we need you to come with us.
*two large Blåhaj sharks walk up to escorts you to the car*
I-i can stop whenever I want a swear I'm in control of it please don't take her
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