#taylor tomlinson

[thethiefandtheairbender]

Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All (2024)

[frostedicebells]

“And I don’t think anybody should feel bad if they get diagnosed with a mental illness, ’cause it’s just information about you that helps you to know how to take better care of yourself.

“Being bipolar, there’s nothing wrong with it. Being bipolar is like not knowing how to swim. It might be embarrassing to tell people, and it might be hard to take you certain places. But they have arm floaties. And if you just take your arm floaties, you can go wherever the hell you want.

“And I know some of you are like, ‘But Taylor, what if people judge me for taking arm floaties?’ Well, those people don’t care if you live or die, so maybe who cares? Maybe fuck those people a little. I don’t know.”

Taylor Tomlinson, Look At You (2022)

[polniaczek]

Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All (2024)

[dispositionn-for-waakeme-up]

✨ identifies as afraid✨

[femc-supremacy]

Goddd she's so fucking real

[sweaterkittensahoy]

We watched the new Taylor Tomlinson special on Netflix, and I am so fucking delighted that one of her bits included trying to figure out if she's bi at 30. She grew up with a shit-ton of conservative Christian religious trauma and has been single for a year, and it's hilariously funny but also, I love a good queer figuring out story from a full-on adult.

If you like Taylor, the entire special is more of her being fucking hilarious.

Also, I looked up that jacket she wears. It's 1200 dollars. Oh, I fucking wish I could.

[cassiebones]

NEW BISEXUAL JUST DROPPED

[hgedits]

[supergraphicultramoderngirl]

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[louisupdates]

Comedian Taylor Tomlinson posted her 2023 Instagram recap using Louis Tomlinson’s Silver Tongues [30.12.2023]

Taylor Tomlinson has a stand-up comedy special streaming on Netflix.

[theimpalatales]

[zalrb]

Taylor Tomlinson: Have It All (2024)

[yay-depression]

“i’m getting married!”

“i’m getting old”

i am getting taco bell, who wants something?

[arrowmaker15]

(Steph, Jason, and Tim sitting on the couch in Wayne Manor)

Steph: So, why did you and Rose break up?

Tim, curious:

Jason: Well, we broke up for the reason every other couple breaks up. We weren't having the amount of sex required to ignore the bad things about each other.

Tim: ....what...?

Jason, not stopping: It's just like this one phrase; "Love is blind. Lust is Hellen Keller."

Tim, spitting coffee out: JeEZus!

Steph: We don't have that problem, do we?

Jason: Oh, hell no. Three times a day is perfect.

Tim, partially choking: STOP TALKING-

[stalebagels]

[leighlew3]

Watching Taylor Tomlinson’s new Netflix special “Have It All” and she’s talking about tryna figure out if she’s bi and dabbling in dating women and all I can say is… I F’N KNEW IT 😂🙌🌈

Anyway her special is hilarious. She’s always brilliant and relatable. Go. Watch. Now.