#Yogurt packing

[erwinsvow]

sometimes the boys keep you in the dark about what they’re really up to—they think it’s easier than trying to explain everything to you. you’re real sweet, almost too nice and too sweet, so they know you’ll have your own issues with their plans. and besides all of that, you’re still a kook princess deep down, and when you get the sense that anything even remotely illegal is going on, you make the jump to panic immediately. 

so they don’t always tell you what’s going on-recon missions late at night are now exploring trips.

“why can’t we explore during the day, again? when it’s sunny?” you question, while jj shines a flashlight at your face, making you whine and cover your eyes. pope and john b share a glance.

“‘cause, princess, it’s more fun at night. otherwise pope couldn’t use all these gadgets. and it’s spooky, right?” jj throws in, hands wrapping around your stomach from behind and tickling. you start laughing, and they think they’ve avoided your question well enough for now. “see? havin’ fun now, arent’ya?”

“don’t worry, pretty girl, we’ll protect you.” you comply a lot more once john b says that.

at the chateau, when they’re all pouring over dusty old maps and books, you sit and flick through your phone until you’re bored enough to ask what they’re even looking at. the boys all exchange a glance—they do that a lot, you think absentmindedly. 

“uh, john b?” jj asks.

“um, well-” john starts, but gets interrupted by pope.

“no, jj went last time, so it’s my turn now-”

“well, i can go again, if you guys are occupied with this-”

“not gonna steal my turn, jayj.” pope walks over to you, leaving the pages behind. you smile at the attention, happy just to not be alone.

“should i go make lemonade for everyone? will you keep me company, pope?” and he nods, looking back at the boys a final time.

“sure, sweetheart, let’s go,” and he takes your hand in his, guiding you to the messy kitchen. 

just as you start cutting the lemons, you look up at pope, wanting to ask about what they were all so hyper-focused on—instead of being focused on you.

“will you tell me what they’re talking about?” you glance at pope shyly, always embarrassed since you worry if he thinks you’re dumb. 

“it’s nothing to worry your pretty head about, sweetheart. just john b’s stuff, and we’re tryna help him, s’all.” 

“can i help with anything?”

“you’re helping right now,” he reassures, and you feel giddy, starting the juice the lemons. “we all love your lemonade.” you come back with a pitcher of lemonade and a big smile, content to just lay around and watch them work into the afternoon. 

if you find out they’re gonna be on the boat, and they didn’t tell you, it’s a whole nightmare on its own. so when they finally have the perfect calm day to go use the underwater drone, they pick you up. 

you’re dolled up since it’s your absolute favorite—boat day! you’re wearing a flimsy yellow bikini and one of pope’s button ups over it, sporting john b’s old sunglasses and your matching shark-tooth necklace from jj. you climb onto the boat with your little pink cooler and the romance book you’ve been reading this week, before they take off into the ocean. 

“uh, princess?” jj asks, and you look up. he gestures at your cooler. “didn’t peg you to pack bait for us, but i mean, i’m grateful-”

“ew, jayj, no. it’s snacks!” you look at the others excitedly, opening the pink lid and taking out sliced fruit and carrot sticks. you pass them to john b, who passes them to pope, who then hands it to jj, who starts eating. “there’s also ranch for the carrot sticks, but i made it myself so it’s a lot healthier than the store-bought kind. and sandwiches for later. i love boat days.” 

you curl up with some apple slices and your book on the little seat, the boys looking at each other. a little while later, when they start what they really came out here for, john b catches jj and pope staring at you.

“i’m gonna propose. today.” 

“not if i do it first.”

[prettyboykatsuki]

I love when you talk about your dad

its a complicated relationship but he is the most like objectively funny person ever . like the shit he has said to me in my life is insane. guy who rejected several peoples sons on my behalf because they didnt look like they could handle me yelling at them . guy who bought me video games and then shook his head and muttered ‘its like god gave me three sons’ when we walked into game stop

[exponentialb-zukas]

Well look who's back.

Hes currently begging me to not take away his yogurt stash.

[lilyoffandoms]

Bianca & Adan

[wip here]

My Art Ish Thing Tag (Choices Edition): @storyofmychoices @aallotarenunelma @twinkleallnight @thosehallowedhalls @dutifullynuttywitch

[nonbinary-catboy]

Cecil complaining about his weird yogurt problem when he could just buy one of these bad boys...smh

[theburialofstrawberries]

putting together some protein at this hotel breakfast like a party whip corralling votes

[milkweedman]

forcing myself to "eat protein" and "be responsible" after once again encountering a week long period of all my muscles hurt so bad and are so weak despite doing the same thing they always do assuming without checking that it was probably because im eating mostly coffee and plain untoasted bread in small quantities. and its not even a whey bread or 100% whole wheat, ive been trying to use up my bread flour/whole wheat blend (i dumped them in the bucket together, maybe on accident ? unclear) so its just that with whatever else i threw in. spent $6 on the only yogurt in the store that had at least 5 grams of protein per 1/4 cup, which is still very little, only to get home and finally google what the symptoms of protein deficiency are. they are not that. those are the symptoms of Who Fucking Knows, As Always

[ssonoroalloys]

ok but like... look at him,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

Getting a pack of various plastic utensils for my work car has been the smartest thing I've ever done

[aditheursula]

Current Autistic Safe Foods

Cashew halves and pieces with sea salt

Great Value dino nuggies (the Canadian ones in the box are TRASH)

Busted ass salad (shredded iceberg lettuce, cut up green bell pepper, and salad dressing)

Said cashews in Activia strawberry yogurt or sugar free Snack Packs

Del Monte slice peach cups (100% juice and NOT jelly!)

Sugar free snack packs

[llycaons]

I just went grocery shopping and cooked such a wonderful shrimp scampi for dinner and had vegetables for the first time in ages (various reasons) and considering all I had to eat all day were some pop tarts and fruits snacks and pizza I'm feeling so much better. it's insane that the closest grocery store closes at 7 and we got no break from 10 to 4:30 but also I could have planned this day better. anyway I'm all ready for tomorrow and I'm eating my delicious shrimp scampi and it's hitting me how quickly things seem to release when you're busy. like wow, another ASOBAP episode! already! and here's me not even finished the latest iwtv episode or caught up on dunmeshi!

[queen-mihai]

Insomnia while you're eating. Call that insomnomnomnia

[toonfinatic]

Why the fuck am i genuinely spending LESS money now that i eat more and actually cook. Like, cooking at home actually can be very quick and cheap???

[silvercaptain24]

Low blood sugar is dumb and I know it’s my fault and now I’m feeling all over the place because I just ate but it hasn’t set in yet but man. Low blood sugar is dumb and I wish I could actually eat breakfast

[goatmilksoda]

I had a whole rant prepared but I felt like my feelings were better summed up in a meme.

[pvrrhadve]

the #1 piece of life advice i can give anyone who doesn't Have It Together is to keep something to eat for breakfast by your bed so you can get something in you as soon as you wake up