#doesn’t matter

[agoddamnrayofsunshine]

You can tell that aftg is insane because in his backstory Andrew literally committed first degree murder and it’s like. a footnote. Like I literally forget he did that

[mysticqueer]

mammon x mc concept-

MC speaks a whole lot of human world languages. Mammon does not. They’re constantly calling him words he doesn’t understand, but when he asks them what they’re saying, they mischievously refuse to tell him. So he assumes they’re probably insults.

Then one day Mammon gets his hands on a potion that allows him to understand all languages, only to realize that they’ve been calling him the Sweetest, Cheesiest terms of endearment ever.

“my soul”

“my favorite”

“my treasure”

“light of my eyes”

“little sun”

“cuddlebug”

“beloved”

I think he would combust.

[fairy-hub]

I saw something bulging in my hubby’s pocket. So I made a joke of him being happy to see me. He pulls out his car keys which have a small stuffed dragon on it, and then grabs his dick through his baggy ass sweats saying he is. All I was doing was getting dressed and my man out here looking at me like I’m a snacc

Toji/Gojo energy (mostly gojo)

[galaxynajma]

Being Isagi’s rival is a code for being his boyfriend

You wanna devour him? Interesting way of saying you wanna suck his di—

[ongawdclub]

D o e s n ‘ t M a t t e r

[nightgoodomens]

Imagine Crowley goes to see Beelzebub since they’re sort of on the same side now, but they meet in a club because nah neither is telling the other where they actually live. Gabriel is with them, sitting confused between two demons.

And then they get drunk and Beelzebub bets Crowley to seduce some blonde and he’s drunk enough to be like fuck it. It’s just a dance.

He doesn’t know that Aziraphale is watching.

He finds out when he finds him standing by the Bentley with his arms across his chest. Huffing and puffing.

“Aziraphale…?”

“Who is that blonde?!”

[mae-peachie]

they are apologizing do you forgive them

[sacha-da-1]

NBC Hannibal AU where everything’s almost the same except The Great Red Dragon (Dolarhyde) is just…. A literal ass dragon. No explanation, just a real life dragon in modern, non-fantasy times. No damn explanation.

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

“Let women wear what they want.”

Yeah until it’s something you don’t like. Until it shows just a little too much skin or not enough of it. Modest or not. Colorful or not. Short or not. None of it matters.

If you truly believe in women expressing themselves and having the right to where whatever they want, you have to realize that it also includes wearing things you don’t agree with.

[hawnks]

Sometimes I think abt the people who only know me through my AO3; they don’t even know how insane I am…….

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

Sometimes healing your inner child is having a kid’s cuisine for lunch

[gyronope]

[justhereforteamrancher]

WAIT I DONT WATCH ESMP YOU GUYS WERENT GONNA TELL ME XORNOTH IS PRETTY ??????

[lavaalishaa]

🤍 Feelin good, feelin great ✨

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Kakashi absolutly went on a honeymoon with Gai.

What else would that be? A normal vacation? Where they relive childhood memories and get to have fun doing stupid things 24/7?

That was a honeymoon

[ghxstgvrlx]