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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.
#Me Fein#There is a terrifying worldwide shortage of people who know how to identify bramble/blackberry species.#We haven't sorted out dandelions yet#Or nettles#Getting to know your neighbours changes your life#You're no longer alone! Rubis fruitcosus is there.#Plus if you're under 40 you will suddenly be admired and lauded by old ppl who share your hobby and thought no one gave a shit anymore#Botany#Plants#When u write things about botany you can be assured they will be read by weirdos for centuries to come#Or if the text is lost itd loss will be mourned by weirdos for decades to come
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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!
#for the love of christ. everyone pointing out the i is lowercase#get ready: i’m hunting you for sport
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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!
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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush
#only for like general annoyances of course not like#This Person Is Legitimately Bad#do i have to couch all my posts still you guys get it right
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post this long cat.
#did somebody hear something .#kora.txt#used to be poob is gonna call you.#it seems ill advised to get rid of individual passwords like#i like 2fa but making it mandatory is exclusionary and annoyingggggg more than anything
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Trends on other social media sites:
Try this new dance challenge! Post your glow-up! Get Ready With Me!
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#idk if WBW is really a ‘trend’ but still#this is why I can’t leave#wet beast wednesday#animals#memes#tumblr#nothing wrong with those other trends though if they’re fun for you get after it!
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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.
#ocd#ocdcore#no you don't understand if i keep ruminating i *will* get the answer i just need to keep thinking about it then i'll get it#keep running on that wheel hamster you'll escape the cage someday#you're running after all#you have to be going somewhere right?? right?????
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cunty sukuna
#captains orders#original post:#worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean#bangers
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kids these days are like “i need chat gpt to write an essay that would normally take 12 hours in 2” but back in my day i did that all the time by using a little technique called “writing some absolute bullshit.” and yet i still walked away with a better essay and more critical thinking skills than i would get if i used chatgpt. write a bad essay that you started on the day it was due, but write it yourself.
#always writing my ap english mini-essays in the free period before they were due#actually taught me really important bullshitting skills#any way you do your essay will teach you things. as long as ur actually writing it urself#this is all coming from someone who hates essay writing more than getting waterboarded probably
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"doesn't this charater under insane stress going through extremely traumatic events realize how inconvenient their irrational emotional reactions are to the people around them?" well, see, you're not gonna believe this, but the thing is,
#the nemesis speaks#real people too tbh. but that's less fun and and will just make everyone really mad to think about#every time tho. EVERY time.#''they need to get it together'' i'm gonna get YOU. together.
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Sometimes you need to read something twice to get it. You might need to watch a movie three times to understand it. You might have to have that album on repeat for a week until the lyrics make any sense. You're allowed to engage with it and can keep engaging with it until it means something to you. People will see a painting at a museum and laugh about not getting what the big deal is but like you can come back, you can see it at another time, and maybe that next time it'll be different for you. I'm of the belief the "media literacy crisis" would solve itself if more people just sat down and did it again. Watched, read, played, listened, etc like I don't think people are getting more ignorant necessarily I just think we're not glorifying personally replaying things nearly as much as we should be.
#Consumer has been the worst word to describe people in years because consumption has a sense of finality#Like I get it its for corporate reasons but self identification as a consumer should only be left for when you report to the BBB#Be a patron or enthusiast or a fan or connesuier or lover or appreciator or customer literally anything#Something to indicate your purpose in the transactional nature of the process goes beyond mindless cattle behavior
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calm down guys, it's only the 8th
#you're gonna blow our cover if you keep posting about grabbing knives. he's gonna get suspicious#15th march#march 15th#julius caesar#et tu brute#the ides of march#ides of march#tumblr culture#beware the ides of march
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found this cool branch in the woods. i want to mount it but i need to make sure it's clean before i nail it anywhere.
#woodworking subreddit is having fun with this one#but you guys get the special behind the scenes#the people who said i found the entwives are the funniest
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
#You're going to feel like you're being rude and that's okay#They're going to act like your best friend at first#And slowly get more agitated#the more you try#To stand your ground#But they're not your friend#They're trying to sell you something you don't want
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"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?
#source: my brain#i think you get what i want to say with this post cuz i cant seem to word it right#ao3#lyra talks abt stuff :3#fanfiction#fan fiction#fanfics#fanfic#ao3 fanfic#fanfic authors#fanfic meme#archiveofourown#archive of our own
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