#You mean I can not have the “nooo you can't give all your milk to our baby I want some too” scenario for Robin and Lya???

[dollya-robinprotector]

To whomever wrote this scene:

✨🩷✨I hate you✨🩷✨

[besuggestion]

After searching for a long time, your girlfriend finally brings you something that can make your chest bigger! You've always been a little insecure about your chest, and finding something that could grow it naturally felt like a miracle.

"Take one of these every day. Hehe. How about I feed it to you?"

It sounds like fun, so you accept. Every day, your girlfriend feeds you a pill.

For the first few days, you don't feel any difference. Your nipples seem a little puffier, but your boobs haven't changed.

The next few days after that, your chest starts feeling really...sensitive. Even your clothes brushing against your nipples makes you turned on, and once you even got hard in public. It doesn't take long at all before your A cup bras don't fit.

And then...almost as if some floodgates have been opened, on the second week your chest grows. Your girlfriend feeds your daily pill, and watches as your chest gets bigger, growing tight against your shift until she pulls it off, watching as your heavy tits bounce around from being released.

It feels so heavy, and hard to move, almost like your chest is filled to the brim. Your girlfriend gropes you, enjoying as you moan and whine with every squeeze.

"Maybe today, we can do two pills?"

Before you can answer, your girlfriend stuffs the pill in your mouth and forces it closed.

*gulp*

Instantly, your body feels like it's burning up. You start moaning as your chest swells, growing bigger, each tit pressing against the other one as the pressure builds, until you're barely hanging on to your sanity...

"Hehe. I knew you were ready."

"R - ready? What do you mean?"

In lieu of a reply, your girlfriend sits down and pulls you into her lap, reaching around and grabbing your tits with both hands, and squeezing - hard. Something seems to be coming out from your nipples...!

You moan, arching your back.

"I mean...those pills weren't just to make your chest bigger. I also wanted you to be...full of milk...so full of milk..."

You open your mouth to reply, but only a moan comes out as she freely plays with your chest, more and more milk dribbling down your tits, spilling all over your lap with such a mess.

"God, you're such a mess," she says with a giggle. One of her hands reaches down, tracing down your stomach, lower down, until she touches the top of your crotch.

"Your cock's making a cute little tent," she murmurs, giving a nibble at your ear. "Let me milk this, too~"

Slowly, agonizingly, she unzips your pants, slides her hand underneath your underwear, and lightly traces her fingers up and down your cock, teasing your tip.

You whimper, and her other hand grabs at your nipple, pinching hard. Milk sprays out, and you tilt your head back, moaning again.

She wraps her hand around your cock, and your breath stops. And then, she strokes it, as your breast milk spills all over, milking and stroking and milking and stroking until you can't take it, until your hips buck uselessly at nothing -

Until you finally cum into her hand.

"What's this? You're still hard? Oh nooo, it looks like I can't stop...!"

"W-wait-!" you manage to get out, but -

You whimper. She's not going easy on you - in fact, she's not stopping at all. Milk and cum spill around your thighs as she keeps jerking you, keeps milking you, even leaning in to bite your neck as she keeps milking you, milking milking milking -

"Nnnngg!" you moan as you cum again, but for whatever reason, you're still hard, and your girlfriend isn't letting up any time soon...you feel like she's splintering your mind into pieces, it feels so good - !

"I wonder how many times I'll have to do this?" she says, but her voice betrays her excitement, and her hands keep moving, as both your legs get covered in your milk and cum, more and more and more...

[jaiistg]

Enemies to lovers with Oikawa Toruu.

Authors note: Hiyaaa im back from the deadd, school's been stressing me out lately and I've been studying hard because I want to make my parents proud since they have high expectations of me.Im currently finishing my drafs and request's,Im sorry if it took awhile to write this HAHAJKAKAHAHAJJ

•You didn't really like Oikawa when you first met him,I mean....You didn't hate him nor like him so...Yeah.

•Your probably questioning why you hate Oikawa WELL YOU WERE WALKING TO THE SHOP TO BUY MILK BREAD BUT THEN YOU TRIPPED.AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS BITCH DID????? HE LAUGHED AT YOU.But when he finished laughing he did offer you an hand "Hey are you Okay?" LIKE I LITERALLY TRIPPED DO I LOOK OKAY TO YOU?? "Nice of you to help me after laughing at me".

•You expected to never see his face again BUT NOOO....When you arrived at Aoba Josai YOU WERE MET WITH HIM.What a nice way to start school! "YOU?!" "The principal told me to help you with your first day to school cutie" "ew.I can do this on my own,leave me alone" and you got lost...THANK GODDD YOU SAW HIM,it was so awkward like you had to approach him from a bunch of fangirls giving him chocolates and shits😭 "Hey so.....I actually need your help...." "Ohohohoh?"

•You don't really know what his fangirls see in him.Was it his cocky attitude? Was it his narcissistic personality? Or was it his good looks? Even if you dont like him you can't deny that he has good looks,like bros magestic and knows it😭😭.

•He was really shocked when you didn't became all over him on the store,He was curious about you and wanted to see you again.You on the other hand WANTS TO AVOID THIS BOY.LIKE WHEN HE SAW YOU AT HIS SCHOOL HE WAS THINKING "this must be my lucky day" while you were thinking "Why does god hate me this much" LMAOO😭

•It all changed when your little brother was lost and you FINALLY saw him with Oikawa.He was so Gentle and Nice to him.You didn't expected him to have that kind of side.Maybe you were to judgemental of him so you decided to become friends with him and apologize.It was hard with his cocky attitude but you did it !! So proud of you

•As time goes by you became good friends with him surprisingly and got along with him ! It didn't take long until you both catched feelings for eachother tho.You didn't confess whatsoever because your afraid of rejection soo my boy Oikawa confessed first and didn't expect for you to return his feelings but he's happy !!

•We all know Oikawa has alot of fangirls amd it isn't rare for his significant other to be insecure of themselves because of It.He reassured you that he loves you more than anything and would never leave you for anyone.

•He would remind you everyday that he loves you so much,and he ALWAYS talks about you to his team to the point that whenever he says "do you guys know that y-" "dude just shut up already,we get it okay.Your in a healthy relationship 🙄". You get flowers everyday from him *winks*.

•And boy when I tell you,this boy is touch starved ‼️ whenever you guys walk to school together he would always hold your hand.And when your in class and you're tired he would always offer you his shoulder he gave the professor money so y'all could sit next to eachother,so worth it.

•This dude literally has all the love languages to exist lets not talk about quality time,yeah? BUTT HE MAKES IT UP WITH YOU WHENEVER YOU GUYS CAN'T SPEND TIME WITH EACHOTHER OKAYY.This poor boy feels so guilty and thinks he isn't worth your love just because you guys haven't spended time with each other for 2 DAYS pls comfort him.

•Hes happy that you support his passion for volleyball,its rare for someone to not get mad at him because he always plays volleyball and barely can spend time with his significant other.But just because you support his passion for volleyball doesn't mean that you support him ALL the time.When he is tired and exhausted but still wants to practice volleyball you say that he needs to take a rest.He can't say no to you so he did take a rest.He is really grateful to have a girlfriend like you !!<33

[beanghostprincess]

Sanji has helped me in so many ways. I will forever be grateful for the creation of this character. He quite literally means the world to me right now.

(TW: ED/Depression/Suicide attempt mention)

I've always struggled with food. Well, not always. But at the end of middle school (more or less. Give or take. Age 12/13) I became obsessed with what I ate. I still don't know exactly how it started, but I think it has always been a mix of my need to control my life when it's crumbling down and the necessity to look skinny (both things are my mother's fault, mostly. And also lots of things going on at the moment). So I started skipping meals constantly and throwing away food and throwing up. Not gonna get into details, but it ruined my life without anybody knowing until a huge depressive episode came and then I tried to off myself, yadda yadda yadda. Then I just stopped eating food and my meals every day were basically a monster and gum and maybe a piece of fruit. I couldn't even drink milk without crying. Then it got a bit better. Then a bit worse. It wasn't very consistent. And then I started doing exercise but that only made me even more obsessed with calorie intake and healthy food and I still can't drink milk or bread without at least feeling awful about it.

And then I watched One Piece.

I know it sounds extremely silly and dumb, but it has helped me in so many ways. I'm not gonna get into all the things it has done for me, because then I'd have to talk about Robin, Nami, Luffy, Pudding and Buggy which are, like, the characters that have helped me the most next to Sanji, and I would not finish this post.

But Sanji is just so, so important to me.

He speaks about food with such passion. His whole thing about not wasting food literally comes from an experience of starvation and because of the sacrifice his father made for him. He keeps saying he refuses to let people go hungry, no matter what. That we all deserve to eat. He relates food to love and cooking is his whole life. It kind of started as a joke when my brother said "nooo, now you can't waste food because Sanji would be sad" and I- That day I literally ate wayyy more than usual with that thought in mind. And I didn't feel bad afterward for once. And he's just- He just makes me feel so comfortable around food. Which is the normal amount of comfort somebody should have and sometimes it's not even that, but it helps. It helps so much.

Then his whole thing with Germa and the Vinsmokes. It killed me. My relationship with my mother is, uh, you can call it complicated but I fucking hate her so. Yeah. And Sanji's story about rejecting his blood relatives and finding better people who will love him hit so close to home. Him being different. Weak. More emotional. A good person. Sanji refusing to use the name Vinsmoke. It's my whole life. Sanji self-sabotaging himself all the time and constantly sacrificing himself, too? I just can't do it, man, he means the world to me. And then Wano happens and he turns out to have the same body as his siblings but he's still himself. He's still Sanji no matter how much in common he has with the Vinsmokes. And as somebody who's constantly dealing with people telling them that they look like their mom? I fucking love it. I know I look like her and I even act like her sometimes but that doesn't mean I am her. And it doesn't mean she deserves to be part of my family, because she isn't and I can't wait to get rid of her in my life.

It's not only food and family, though. Sanji has helped me accept myself in so many ways too. In the way I perceive others and in the way I act. He has helped me eat. He has helped me realize you don't have to consider your blood relatives family if you don't love them. He has helped me see that my kindness is a strength and not a weak spot.

Not to mention that his whole thing with gender and sexuality, how the fandom portrays him, and how I personally write him has been of so much help in understanding myself. I recently discovered I was a lesbian, and also being genderfluid I just- I just love Sanji so much I be projecting my gender issues and internalized stuff with comphet on him. And let me tell you, it helps.

This whole thing is just something short and sweet I wanted to say because media affects people. In the best of ways. One Piece in general has saved my life in many ways, but Sanji in particular is still helping me every day.

[thehollowwriter]

Summary: Floyd comes to your rescue when a Mostro Lounge customer harasses you

(Pls reblog and leave a comment ❤)

"This Guy Botherin' Ya?"

Mostro Lounge was a lovely place. Aesthetically pleasing, relaxing, and bathed in neon lights. You loved working there. With all your heart.

However, there's no such thing as perfect, and youn were unfortunately having a pretty horrible time right now.

You smiled through clenched teeth and slapped the Scarabia student's hand away. "I'm sorry sir, but I'm your waiter/waitress, nothing more. If you keep this up I'll have to ask you to leave."

The customer dropped his smirk and scowled. "You're my waiter/waitress." He repeated, mocking your voice as he went to grab your wrist. "That means your job is too serve me." His free hand reached for your ass. "And I want a bit of your bo-"

You yanked your hand back, dropping your tray and making everything on it shatter. The sound was painfully loud, and many students turned to look at the source.

The Scarabia boy fumed. "You idiot!" He snapped. "You've ruined everything! And you were disrespecting a paying customer! I'm getting Ashengrotto and I'll make sure he has you fi-fi...-" A tall looming presence behind you made him stutter and trail off.

Floyd Leech narrowed his eyes at him and then looked at you. "Is this guy botherin' ya?" You rubbed your bruised wrist, frowning through the tears. "Yeah." You mumbled, making the student pale. "He kept trying to... to touch me." Floyd grinned. "Is that so?"

"W-Wait!' The once confidant brunette was shaking. "I'm sorry! Don't hurt me, I'm sorry!" Floyd laughed.

"Ne, apologies won't get you anywhere fishie. Nobody hurts Shrimpy." He grabbed him by the scruff and pulled him from his seat. "Azul will be mad if I squeeze you here. We'll have to pay him a visit."

The student squirmed. "Wait! No! Please no! Ashengrotto still has my magic I can't-" "Too bad~" Floyd drawled.

He began walking away, stopping only to ruffle your hair. "You can stay in my room till I get back. I'll have Cookie Cutter-chan clean this up, and then I'll give you looots of comfort squeezes.

You leaned into his hand, too tired to insist on staying. "Okay. Thanks Floyd." "Nooo problem."

You smiled and watched Floyd leave, dragging his newest victim with him. "My hero..."

-END

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Tagging: @honey-milk-depresso

[peachyysugaa]

enhypen members on a café date ☕️♡ requested by anon

– heeseung

what kind of café he takes you to: his local favorite, it's on the cozier or quieter size, which gives him the privacy to spend quality time with you~

the menu: now serving your favorite coffees, teas, and sandwiches! from iced americanos to milk teas (bubbles/boba if you want) to paninis, this café has got all the regulars. what would you like to order? ♥

activities you do: while the two of you should probably go to a gaming café for this, you and heeseung always sit in a more private booth/area side-by-side and play multiplayer games on his switch. if you're not gaming, the two of you casually talk about your days while sipping your drinks, resting your head on his shoulder or working on your respective things, schoolwork maybe for you or producing for heeseung.

short blurb: "heeseung, you let me win." "no, you're just really good at this game, love." (˶◡‿◡) you just laugh and roll your eyes, pinching his cheeks before resting your head on his shoulder in the middle of your favorite booth, in your favorite café that was filled with precious memories.

rest of the members under the cut! <3

what kind of café he takes you to: either the most expensive café ever or the most aesthetic (which tends to be pretty expensive anyway), you already saw this coming because we all on that rich boy!jay agenda.

what kind of café he takes you to: either the most expensive café ever or the most aesthetic (which tends to be pretty expensive anyway), you already saw this coming because we all on that rich boy!jay agenda.

what kind of café he takes you to: either the most expensive café ever or the most aesthetic (which tends to be pretty expensive anyway), you already saw this coming because we all on that rich boy!jay agenda.

the menu: how do you even pronounce most of these drinks? ಠωಥ is that a caviar-flavored drink LOL say sike 🅱ls ‼ ahem, so order something familiar to you or let jay pick something for you (it might be expensive, but that's okay let him spoil you 🥺 you deserve it, king/queen/royalty)

activities you do: jay loves listening to your day, and you love listening to his. he often likes to tell you about new things he's learned, and you watch as his eyes brighten over these, loving every sparkle. with jay, i don't see him going to the same cafés all the time: he likes to explore, so the only thing that's consistent is the amount of quality time you two spend together.

short blurb: "jay..!" "hm? what's up? is something wrong with your drink?" "no, it's just...?" you take a second to think about your phrasing before you answer. "is there supposed to be gold foiling on this?" "oh yeah, it's on trend now, babe. i heard it tastes as expensive as it looks." "and as it costs?" 🤨 "don't worry about it, y/n. this is my treat for you since you've been working harder than usual these days." (۶ •̀ᴗ•́)۶

– jake

what kind of café he takes you to: a dog café, let's be honest he really wants to pet dogs and he would get along so well with them. it's the golden retriever energy 🤩

the menu: aside from dog treats to feed the puppers (not jake), re-energize with refreshing drinks from lemonade to peach tea! the dessert menu also looks enticing, honey brick toast and pancake art shaped like the many dogs that prance around the vicinity.

activities you do: pet and feed the dogs, of course, duh you're at a dog café 🐕 for some reason, they take after jake very well, so well that one is practically attached to the hip with him as he pets it, an australian shepherd. he asks you nicely to take pictures of him with it and you tell on him to layla.

short blurb: "y/n, y/n, look! this one loves me!" "i can see that, jake." "y/n, it's an austalian shepherd, do you think he knows i'm aussie too?" "maybe he does." "take my picture with it?" "oh, so proof for layla that you're cheating on her?" "NOOO LAYLA ㅠㅠ"

– sunghoon

what kind of café he takes you to: a modern chic café. it's got the industrial feel to it and perfectly matches his sophisticated vibes.

the menu: only coffees and plain teas! specializes more in hand brewing coffee and the like. also has some sandwiches or pastries for you to taste.

activities you do: with sunghoon, it's mostly talking. the way you two can talk about anything and everything really makes your relationship so comfortable. you two also watch videos and make side comments here and there together. don't forget to take each other's pictures and selfies together, there is no visual hole here and the setting is perfect, what are you waiting for? 📸

short blurb: "are you getting my good side?" "huh, but every side is your good side." "oh yea, you're right." you shake your head at his way of getting a backhanded compliment and simply snap the picture of him and his coffee. looking at it makes you smile, but he quickly pulls you into his side and holds up his phone. "now time to show off my beautiful s/o."

– sunoo

what kind of café he takes you to: a character café! whether it's kakao or line friends, you two are both there to enjoy the too-cute-to-eat types of food, taking many pictures before savoring it.

the menu: character-themed food and drinks! they're carefully planned out from the ingredients to the witty names, all to match the theme of the café. you order a full course meal with sunoo, sharing your entrees with each other and drinks, so you both have the chance to taste what you can!

activities you do: did you hear me? a full course meal 🗣‼️ you two are eating your weight's worth of food because (1) it's cute and (2) it's expensive! sunoo is a chatterbox, and i just know he scored you two a picture with either one of your favorite characters at a lower price. both of you also take part in any chants cheerfully~

short blurb: "you're as cute as all the characters here, y/nie!" "yah, we're both cuter than all of them, don't lie." "yes, you're right, we would be doing them a favor by taking a picture with one of them." "cheers to us then?" you ask holding your glass already. "cheers~" he replies and clinks yours with his. all of a sudden, your favorite character comes by with your plates of food. enamored, you ask if you and sunoo can take a picture with them, to which the servers agree happily as long as you pay accordingly. the two of you pose to your hearts' content with the cute character. after which, you think sunoo unintentionally charmed the servers to give him a lower price for the photo by signing it and letting them post it somewhere, which you can't help but think is so befitting of him.

– jungwon

what kind of café he takes you to: a cottage-style café or specifically, the sheep café in korea. the latter is actually located in hongdae and literally 2 sheep roam around! (search up thanks nature café) he would just want to touch their fluffy fur 🐑

the menu: very green, as in matcha and mint and pandan and the like. also has some cute garden-themed pastries/drinks like the good ol' throwback, dirt in a cup, (basically some crushed oreos with gummy worms), which jungwon is all over.

activities you do: when one goes to animal cafés, you pet the animals! so pet the sheep you two do, but very cautiously, of course. jungwon tries to ba with them, maybe even asks if they make clothing out of their wool.

short blurb: "do you make anything with their wool?" jungwon suddenly asks the worker nearby. "huh? oh yes, we actually do have some sweaters in store if you would like to see them." "yes please." "alright, one moment please." "wonie, will you actually buy one?" "i mean, yea, who else is able to say that they met the sheep their clothing came from?" it's overly priced, but he buys a scarf anyway and wraps it around the two of you despite it being summertime. "jungwon, it's hot in this!" (/Д`)

– niki

what kind of café he takes you to: manga café or a café with really cool latte art. riki would have fun either way, reading manga together or trying out latte art himself!

the menu: the manga café has all your regulars and even offer comfy snack foods like bungeoppang and ddeokboki! on the other hand, the latte art café really focuses on their art, thanks to the machine that prints out any design you want on top of it (which riki is amazed by).

activities you do: in a manga café, you would have a private room together and just chill and roll around in it. at the latte art café, he's having so much fun seeing all the characters and drawings are put on top, even when they're not his (he orders shin-chan or doraemon). they offer 3d latte art classes and the two of you take one!

short blurb: "y/n, your cat looks funny." "riki, it's deflating :(" "draw the face anyway." "how come yours is so nice?" "oh, i just frothed the milk myself." "what? riki, you are so cool~" he becomes bashful and makes use of his classes by buying the necessary materials to make you different 3d latte arts every day.

a/n: YAYY this was so cute thank you for your request again, anon! <3 i hope you liked it, especially the format hehe

[saintobio]

Wah nooo!! :(( Utahime will now think Y/N is a liar and thinks that she is just making everyone around her a villian, then y/n will lose her too :< I mean maybe but not yet hahshshs. I can help but imagine a scene where Y/N will just breakdown in front of sachi because of too much stress/pressure/hate.

S: Why mama sad?

Y/N: Everyone hates me, baby. Do you think mama is a bad person?

S: Nooo. 'Cause mama gives me a lot of milk, kisses, hugs, and loves me very much and I love mama very much too.

Y/N: Promise you won't leave me too, ok?

Or something like that :(((. OR (I'm not sure if Y/N visits her mom's grave but...)

Like she'll be talking to her mom saying thinks like "I'm such a horrible person, you must be so disappointed at me" And wishing that she could hug her and tell her everything will be alright.

+ I forgot to send this ask last last time but I'm so happy for Sera even though I still dislike her HAHSJSHHS, also I really thought that Y/N will take her as a model if she started her clothing line. But after reading the ask about sera's reaction about the hate to Y/N and I can't believe that she still has that attitude!! I can't even believe that sukuna likes her like?!?!?! :,) I do think it is better if she just stay away from Y/N

++ to momjo, I guess just say whatever you want? ಥ‿ಥ I'm just saying that she'll probably regret it soon (hopefully). She saying to utahime that it was better if satoru met her first was like a big slap in the face. Why did she got so mad when Y/N said that is it because it's true? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Lowkey think that momjo or getou will probably be like "Satoru's happy now and now you want to ruin that too??!" Or something like that in the future chapter maybe after gojohime become a thing (I mean I'm against and hurt with that ship but there is a HIGH possible in the sy for the ANGST) yes we know you saint HHAHSHSH :,)

+++ I like you too utahime but please don't leave Y/N :((. And don't get carried away so easily 'cause satoru just complimented you because he reminds you of HIS WIFE >:D I'm not mad yet but maybe in the future HAHSHSHHS

++++ to that snake nurse, I'll wait for you outside I just wanna talk ok :D

+++++ NAOYA BABAHWHHAHAHSHS. Hilarious and dramatic as always. I agree to mai that he is mean and ugly (jk:)))) can't wait to see how he will react seeing sera :D

++++++ TOJI- 👀 (that ending wasn't enough, I need more!! HaHAHSHSH but still ✨YN×Satoru endgame✨)

++++++ SACHI IS SO CUTE I WANNA SQUISH HIS CHEEKS AND GIVE HIM BEAR HUGS!!! ANDDDD My heart melted during the interaction of him and his father it's so cute🤧 how I wish that everything was like that :<

+++++ you were right about SY is like the start of SN all over again 'cause the general don't see it from Y/N's diana shoes ;) jk her POV like from the start of SN T^T and there are only few people who do understand Y/N but they're slowly drifting away/distancing :<. Same with Satoru I guess :// anyway- jkkk but yes I feel hurt and so much pain for the both of them. Especially to poor innocent sachi. (I just noticed that us readers are like geto and ieri fighting who to side on HAHHAHAHAHSHSH)

I should be doing my papers but here I am stressing over this T^T but yes angst is my comfort and coping mechanism for the constant burnout of college.

It's ok saint it doesn't hurt that much, it only feels like huge bite of a dinosaur. :')))))

Anonymous said

OKAY REVIEW TIME! This chapter-like always-continues to be excellent in everything, I feel like a lot of things are currently being set up for later, the building and disintegration of certain relationships as well as other plot points. I think one of the best things about your writing is how multiple points of views exist without one being exalted over one. Both team Gojo and team y/n have their rights and wrongs in their defense, but they are all understandable in their own way. We haven’t really seen how y/n’s family feels at the moment, but we do see how momjo and Geto feel a sense of guilt that they project on to y/n in order to deflect their own feelings of guilt and helplessness. Are they justified in their anger? Probably lying about an abortion is a huge mess and the consequences are not overblown in how they are playing out but are they right in blaming y/n for everything wrong with Gojo? I personally don’t think so I think a point is being made that Gojo was already in a bad state from before marrying y/n but again it’s all very conflicting so good job on that. I’m personally team neutral but I do sympathize with y/n as well as the people who had to see someone they love continuously hurt himself as he suffered the consequences of his actions. I think an important part is that just because someone makes up for their mistakes and changes that doesn’t mean they’re automatically owed forgiveness, but this can also be applied to y/n as well. Now onto the next part- y/n and Toji. I think they’re so tragic in how they’re both in love with other people but still try to move on from that and love each other… only for it to be a complete mess. They have a good relationship but there’s so much going on around them that I feel like any relationship would be extremely strained, but it is sweet how Toji continues to protect y/n and be there for her. Now there are people that I feel like don’t really like how Toji wanted to release his frustration with y/n but I cannot lie, it’s hot as fuck I’m sorry. As a graduate from Saintobio university I know that a little toxicity makes things 10x hotter so I hope there’s smut next chapter yes this is me folding 🙈. No but seriously again great job you were always a great writer but I can really see how you’ve progressed so so much since the beginning of sincerely not. Happy writing <3

Anonymous said

ahhhhh i have so much to say but i’ll keep it short:

each parent is essentially looking out for their child. yn’s dad in sn and gojou’s mum now

to them it’s always going to be the other persons fault no matter what their child did

tbh when it comes to parenting, your baby’s safety and health will always be more important than everything else hence the clouded judgement and irrationality

it’s an endless cycle of he did she did 🥲

well done on capturing this so well! ❤️ another successful chapter to make us all sob! 😂

@shingekinocats said

Aaaahhhh i just wanna say that I recently found your work and I'm so in love with sy and sn, it had me crying, the angst is real!!

I really love Utahime in the canon universe so seeing her portrayed another way has me conflicted lol, either way, I can't wait to see what happens next!

btw....i have my suspicions regarding whatever relationship might happen between Utahime and Gojo, since the only people that are "supportive" of them have been Momjo and that rude nurse who obviously dislikes y/n, so I'm not that afraid....yet 🥺

either way, keep up the good work ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Anonymous said

TW: mild spoilers from chapter 2

The fact that I feel like Satoru and Utahime might happen is giving me a headache. There’s nothing wrong with it but it’s just like, I need Satoru and Y/N to talk things out first when he gets his memories back. Like I honestly feel like they’re both better off without each other and without anyone else for a while. Like I can see them coparent perfectly well and fine but I don’t think I can accept them together with someone else.

And your writing is so good!!! I love your series and I hope you keep doing what you’re doing! Sending positive energy!!

Anonymous said

This chapter… wow the possible complication and the amount of drama of this “pretend we’re still married” Gojo’s mom suggested will really give a big blow later own. Although anevitable given the situation but still not right for Gojo’s mom to blame it all to yn when she also have a contribution to Gojo’s mental state and didn’t even consider yn’s current situation and opinion. I can also see that Gojo’s mom will regret this. Just imagine all those memories suddenly coming all back at once will definitely hurt 100000000x more after having a taste of that perfect happy family yn will play at. My boxes of tissue is ready for this Saint. Thanks for an amazing chapter. And also kinda sad that Sachiro didn’t even know Satoru’s first name. Huhu

Anonymous said

Honestly, I'm kind of waiting until sy is done before reading. Can't take anymore of this for a bit 😂

Like the whole yn stans vs gojo, gojohime stans is tiring and draining. And honestly, I just want yn to be happy. I don't really get (from a personal standpoint, cause from the plot and fun point it's amazing) the whole making yn suffer more. It gets old reading/watching stuff where the woman who suffers a lot in a relationship still suffers for the same man that abused her in different ways after leaving said man. Like, why should Gojo get to now have a new relationship and a chance at happiness all bc he went through hell as consequence of his own actions? All while yn has to fight once again for her mental health and happiness? And as if that wasn't enough, get Gojohime rubbed in her face as if to prove something 🤨 (whether yn ever hid his son from him or not cause that was out of preservation, Gojo did fucked up things bc he wanted to and bc he didn't really respect her until the drowning scene and all that happened after)

I just want my girl to grab her stuff and go back to NYC and forget all about that beautiful asshole. OR everyone on their knees apologizing jkjk 😂 but yeah, i know this will be another great series, Saint. I'll wait till the end to read it. Please take care and don't forget to do your hand stretches and drink lots of water ❣️

-🍷

Anonymous said

I think Getou and satoru’s mom don’t realize that there was healthy way of ending mc’s and Satoru’s relationship. When he was asked for a divorce he should have gone with that and he would be able to see his son and also could prevent TojixMC. I don’t really find them being even slightly right, the most selfish thing mc has done was this and that’s it, while Satoru was selfish from the start to the very beginning. And also, pointing out that mc should have never met with Satoru 🤪 like, they were friends since childhood and what’s she’s on actually. She has to take pink sunglasses and see that from the very start Satoru was in the wrong and that’s the reason why all these happened.

Anonymous said

Yooo I loved this chapter!! I’m honestly not even mad at utahime and wouldn’t be mad if she and Gojo ended up together. (That nurse can go choke tho) I feel that with all the stuff y/n’s gone through she truly has changed as a person, and I think that Toji is probably the right person for her to be with, if they can get over their respective partners enough to not let them influence their lives. Gojo’s mom on the other hand really had me wanting to tussle with her. Like if we’re really gonna play the blame game, then her abandonment of Gojo is a major reason why he turned out the way he did. And y/n actually calling her out on that was great, I love it when she stands up for herself. I think it’s so strange how she can just automatically forget how kind of person y/n truly is because she made an (admittedly bad) choice that hurt satoru. Like I get it, but at the same time, the lack of emotional maturity from someone that much older really confuses me. She got the chance to move on and be happy at the expense of her son, but y/n does it and it’s suddenly the worst thing ever like… same with Geto. Like at least Shoko understands that keeping the secret wasn’t okay, but there was sound reasoning for making it and rather than demonizing both parties, they should work on getting them the help they need. Idk maybe it just hits super close to home to see someone demonized for making a decision for themselves to leave a toxic situation. Anyway loved this chapter and Toji can get it anytime. Rest up and drink lots of water Saint!!

Anonymous said

I’ve sent anons in the past stating how I think that y/n lying about an abortion was a good idea story wise because it balances out the damage that satoru and y/n have done to each other but I have to ask, are the scene between geto and shoko and y/n and momjo done on purpose? Because it seems to me that it meant to convey how there’s a lot of misdirected anger towards y/n, both about how geto and momjo feel like they failed to be there for gojo, with y/n acting like a scapegoat. Again I’m not minimizing what y/n did because I think she was very very wrong for lying about her abortion (although I do understand her and why she did I just don’t agree) and I’m part of #team neutral. This was a great chapter <3

Anonymous said

Hi Saint!! Loved the new chapter of SY! Your plot is so complicated that it makes me nervous and excited to think about the possibilities. I was reading up on pregnancies with heart conditions, and I was wondering, what could’ve happened had y/n decided not to fake the abortion and instead dealt with satoru trying to apologize or not letting her heal and grow? I know that her angina was triggered by stress, but could something bad have happened to her and sachi? Also, idk if this is a spoiler, but why exactly is the public so fixated on making y/n the bad guy? Is her heart condition public knowledge at all? (Not that it should have to be for people to treat another person so horribly) it’s just terribly baffling to think about why people have so much hate and negativity for someone they don’t even know, nvm someone who’s been cheated on and emotionally abused.

sorry it took me long to respond and i wasn’t able to reply to u all but i really really do appreciate these messages 🥺 these varying opinions are very interesting to read <33

as for the last anon, her heart condition isn’t really known by the public, but they “hate” her bc it’s rooting from jealousy and the fact that people are jumping to conclusions that her marriage failed bc of her own shortcomings. none of them rly understand the full story. also, if she did stay with gojo at the time, it would be very difficult for her pregnancy since she’s physically and emotionally fragile (more fragile than gojo currently is in sy) so we can only imagine the risk she’s putting sachiro through if she was continuously surrounded by negativity.

[b0ther]

pardon my manners pt. i

In which Kaeya Alberich constantly fucks his secretary silly.

pairing : kaeya x reader (feminine pronouns, afab)

rating : explicit, not safe for work (sexual content)

type : chaptered (probably)

tags : modern au, office setting, dom/sub undertone, office sex, manhandling, vaginal sex, cumming inside, kaeya takes a vid while fucking reader here

word count : 1,755

author's note : title from 'sexy can i' by ray j. don't comment on my disappearance or i WILL cry. this is purely self indulgent <33 also i posted this in wp... im trying out new things ok.

( masterlist │ ask/request │ ao3 │ wattpad )

"Let me see that pretty face, baby."

How many times has he fucked his little secretary by now?

How many times has he felt her drenched cunt enveloping his cock, fill her tight hole with his cum, and watch as his seeds trickle down the inner side of her thigh?

"Nooo..." Her slurred words echo through the dark office room—she is clawing his arm, hiding her face against his shoulder, as he continues to pump her pussy, warm walls milking his cock dry.

"Don't act shy now," he chuckles against the sweat of her neck, inhaling the deep scent of her hair as he raises one of her legs against his mahogany desk for more support. "You're taking me in so well, why won't you show me your pretty face?"

She whines at his teasing tone—highly contrasting the speed in which he is fucking her—and shakes her head even as she so obediently spreads her leg wider for easier access to her cunt.

God. She will be the death of him.

Kaeya laughs, one of the two hands that has been previously propping himself against the edge of his desk now travels to her mound, where he plays for a moment with her little sensitive bud—only to hear her mewl out his name, telling him to "stop or I'll not make it" (really, what else is a man supposed to do?)—before reaching to capture her full tit in his hand, pushing her body flat against his chest as he marvels at the way her body arches in both surprise and pleasure.

"Gorgeous," he places his chin on her shoulder, fingers kneading her chest. "Look at me, pretty."

She whines again—shaking her head.

"Y-you'll take pictures again," she wraps her fingers around his wrist—the accusation got him excited and Kaeya finds himself to be pummeling her pretty hole even harder now—and bites her lips to suppress her own moans.

"But you're so cute when you're all fucked out like this," he retorts with a slight frown, this time tugging his fingers on her nipple. "Look, none of my hands are on my phone, baby."

"Mhmm..."

It looks like she is thinking about it—mulling over the decision to look at him, or to not look at him. He grins at how her hums are cut off, every now and then, as he particularly spreads open the walls of her slobbery cunt with his cock in a sharp thrust.

"Show me your pretty face," he encourages once again, feeling his cock starting to pulse against her pussy. He gives her neck one long lick, squeezing one of her tits so hard that he is sure he is going to leave a mark on her delicate skin.

"I'm comin—"

Blatantly ignoring his request, she wraps her fingers around his arm tighter, ass moving in synchronization with his hips.

He should stop right there, should let her taste her own medicine. But she feels too good wrapped around his length, and so Kaeya can't even think about stopping—he wants to shoot his thick load inside of her, decorate her pussy with his white cum.

He doesn't want to stop pounding her cunt, but that doesn't mean he can't bluff about it.

"Look at me," he says between his gritted teeth, calmly moving his free hand to grasp on her hips. She gasps, raising her ass even more as she managed to climb one leg on the table. "Or I'll stop fucking your pretty hole. Mhm, want me to stop fucking you right now?"

Despite her rebellious phases, his little secretary is the sweetest girl deep down inside. She cries out a little at his threats, hesitantly cranking her neck to let him catch her gaze in his—buds of sweats are rolling down her temple, her own chin wet with her own salivation from her endless, dumb blabbering.

To make things worse, she decides to remove the hand that is so happily kneading her tit and brings it up to her face, where she sticks out her slobbering tongue to peek a taste of his palm, not breaking eye-contact.

A sound that is almost inhumane leaves his throat—Kaeya wraps his arm around her waist and feels his cock on her abdomen, abusing and bruising her cervix as she continues giving service on his fingers.

"Your cock's soooo big," she then finally sniffles as her pretty lips wrap themselves around his two digits, the edge of her eyes are wet with incoming tears. She began pumping her head up and down his fingers, speaking nonsense in the meantime: "Spreading me open—s'big, boss, too big—"

"Shit," Kaeya mutters, weak at the way her lashes would bat against each other, how trails of her wet drool are starting to leak down his arm. "Who would have thought that you'd be such a whore for your boss, huh?"

She only nods her head, keeping her eyes on his like the good girl she is, and continues making a mess on his hand.

"Are you a good slut for my cock?" He coos, only then feeling her walls tighten around his length—he is all too familiar with her body; the little fumble on her throat, the quirks she does whenever she is about to orgasm, all of it—and he begins to focus on chasing his own high.

"Gwood slu—"

Shutting her up, Kaeya presses down his fingers down her throat—the choking sound that comes out of her riles him up even more.

"Good sluts take what they are given, right?"

His head is beginning to spin; he closes his eyes, feeling her nod her head over and over again, still trying to tell him even against the big digits in her mouth about how good of a whore she is to him and how she'll take whatever he gives her.

"You're so fucking sexy," Kaeya buries his face against the strands of her hair yet again. "Gonna mark my whore up then, yeah? Gonna fill you up with my seed, make you walk around this fuckin' office with my cum in you."

His eyes, for a moment, travels to her bouncing tits, how they're uncontrollably elevating with the speed in which they are going right now. When he looks up to her face, and sees her mouth wide open with her eyes rolled to her head in pure, solicited ecstasy, he can no longer hold himself. The string of cum that flies out of his cock instantly meets her cervix, painting her womb with bright white as his ferocity is slowly becoming calmer.

"Fee me uph—"

"Shit," Kaeya laughs at her attempt in speaking, pulling his fingers out of her mouth. "Fuck, I just did, baby. How's my cum feel?"

He lets go of her torso, and watch as she falls upon his cleared desk in absolute fatigue. His hands rub her back, playing with the jiggle of her ass for a short moment as she gather her thoughts; "S'good. Th-thank you, Mister Alberich."

"Mister Alberich," he repeats, his voice mocking. He feels her body, before eventually, with his cock still buried deep inside of her, he turns her limp body around. Her skirt is hitched up to her waist, blouse halfway open with her bra somewhere on the floor. As she settles on the hard desk, he watches how her heavy breathing shows off her glorious tits rising and falling with every breath of air.

She raises one hand to hide her mouth, perhaps feeling somewhat small under his piercing gaze, and turns so that she isn't facing him.

Kaeya takes this opportunity to reach for his phone in one of the drawers, unlocking it easily to start recording a video of her god-sculpted body with the flash obviously penetrating the dark room.

"Mister Alberich!"

In a series of flustered gasp, she reaches both arms in the air as an attempt to grab his phone, but only presses her tits against each other in the process. He skillfully dodges her demanding hands and instead captures the intense look of pleasure on her face in his phone as he feels himself getting hard again inside of his cunt.

"You're only turning me on even more," he chuckles, now aiming the camera at his hand rubbing her abdomen, watching how a bulge grows as he gets more tense inside.

"How do you even take me like this, hm?" He looks up at her embarrassed face, before focusing to record her swollen clit and where he is buried deep inside of her. "Are you used to my cock? Do you like it?"

He must be some kind of sadist—Kaeya watches in satisfaction as she tries stammering out a reply. He softly caress her stomach and she squirms under his hold, even more when he starts rubbing light circles on her pretty clit; he feels it twitching, like it's begging to be sucked on.

"Mister Alberich—"

Comes her whining yet again, Kaeya turns both his camera and his gaze on her face.

"Speak up, sweetheart."

"Nghh," she mewls as she begins rolling her hips against his hand. "Please— I— I can't—"

"Yes?"

The smirk on his face grows wider.

Kaeya tediously slips his growing cock from her hole, before pushing himself back in her sopping cunt in the same speed.

"Faster—" she gasps, now using her fingers to grip the edge of her desk. "Fuck— please fuck me faster— harder, harder."

She pushes himself to sit on the desk, feet pressed against the surface to show him her aching pussy. It's like she forgets about the existence of the camera; her face melts into his favored lewd expression—the one she only uses when she is so needy for his cock, so desperate for him to pound her cunt.

Kaeya presses his camera button, and in an instant, the flash goes out. They are once again enveloped in darkness, and he pulls out of her yet again just to test the waters.

"Harder, was it?" He hums, leaning down to capture her nipple in his mouth, obsessed yet again as he sinks his face deeper into her pair of tits.

"Please," she gasps, arms snaking around his neck.

Kaeya takes her bud between the sharp of his teeth, pressing his tongue flat against it.

"You asked for it, baby," a little warning should be fine. He glances up to see her already debauched in repeated ecstasy. "I'll go hard just for you.

[hwauas]

🕊️: "first steps into the world"

choi san (최산) & jung wooyoung (정우영) - 1,900 words

     “argh.. WOO! BABY! I CAN'T DO IT! HOW DOES IT WORK?"

San was trying his best, in his daughter's room, to put on her new diaper. but he never ever understood how to do it. 

     a giggly Wooyoung arrived in the room. he leaned over San's shoulder, looking at what he was doing.

“appa can't put on your disappear properly? my poor baby.. your saviour is here.”

he talked in a very childish way to his baby, and gave San a hip movement to the side to push him away.

     “hey!”

he gently slapped his fiancé's butt, and back-hugged him after. he was looking at Wooyoung's hands, putting on the diaper as if he's done this all his life — at least, all theirs daughter's life.

“why can't i do it?”

     “i don't know, Sannie. but maybe it would help you if you don't put the diaper upside down? try this next time.”

Wooyoung laughed. he never had been mad at San for failing each time. at least, he was trying. 

     San rolled his eyes. but he quickly was smiling; his fiancé's laugh made his little princess laugh too, and he couldn't do anything else but loin at them laughing.

     Wooyoung finished putting on their baby's body and sleep suit for the night, and took her in his arms right after. 

     “if you can't change her diaper, be a little bit useful and throw away the previous one.~”

he winked to his fiancé, and walked away with the baby to bottle-feed her. 

     San took the previous diaper and threw it away, just as Wooyoung asked — at least, he had skills enough to do it.

Wooyoung stepped by the kitchen to take the bottle with the hot milk in it, and then to the living room to feed Aran. 

     “what would you like to eat, baby?”

San was standing in the door frame, looking at the loves of his life.

     Wooyoung, who was looking at his daughter with eyes full of love, didn't move an inch to answer him. he didn't even look up.

“what your mom made.”

     “oh? did my mom give you something she cooked?”

     “she made you, dumbie.”

Wooyoung looked up at this moment, and smirked as he saw San was a blushing mess.

     “o-okay and.. that's.. that's all?”

     “you're enough for me, don't worry about that.” 

     San walked away, still red, and went into the kitchen. not too long after, Wooyoung heard a few noises coming from there. he immediately knew San was cooking something.

     when Aran was done drinking all her milk, Wooyoung put the bottle away, and softly sat up her daughter to pat her back multiple times. she let out two tiny burps, making Wooyoung smile. 

     “you're doing great love. i'm proud of you.”

he kissed her forehead, and sat her down on his lap. he was maintaining her up so she didn't fall, a little smile.

“you wanna walk a little bit? doctor said we should help you walk, because you're in age to take your first steps, baby.”

he laughed when she lazily fell back against his chest, letting out a tiny cute sigh.

“awww.. baby's tired.~”

     Wooyoung softly rubbed her stomach after she laid her down comfortably. he just stayed there, looking at the most precious treasure of his life, what he was longing for since years: his child.

she was the prettiest to him. and with San, she was the only thing he needed in his life to be happy. 

     “Woo, baby? can you come please?”

     “sure!” 

     for once, Wooyoung decided not to put baby into her baby walker. he just placed her on the ground, next to her toys for her to play or to crawl around.

he went into the kitchen with the baby's bottle to wash. of course, in the meantime, Aran was alone. but she was very calm. 

     “what do you think about that? i used the kimchi your mom gave last time she came. i'm afraid it's too spicy..”

San gave a little spoon of the dish he cooked, and Wooyoung tried it.

     “too spicy? what too spicy? is your tongue broken?”

     “not at all darling.”

San winked at his fiancé, and licked his lips in the most lustful way possible as he was starting at Wooyoung.

      “you're so horny..”

Wooyoung rolled his eyes, and laughed as San playfully hit his arms.

     “you started first! you're the one who said you wanted to eat what my mom made!” 

     they were both enjoying life as it came. with the good and bad events. they were enjoying the highs together, and supporting each other in the lows. they always went through everything together, and nothing could break them apart. 

     “it's good this way. let it heat up for a few minutes more and it'll be perfect.”

Wooyoung pecked his boyfriend's lips, and went back to the living room to watch Aran. 

     she was holding on the sofa, standing up on her feet. she was proudly looking at Wooyoung, a big smile showing off a little dimple on her cheek, and sparkling eyes.

Wooyoung smiled back at her, and came by her side. 

     “did you crawled up there, princess?”

he sat beside her, on the ground, and extended both his arms.

“wanna try and walk a little? i'll catch you before you fall.” 

     she let out a little babbling, and nodded her head in tiny.

she never talked yet. she never said her first word. and she could only crawl. doctors put all their hopes into her walking — if she walks normally within the next few weeks, the lack of words would be considered as a "simple" backwardness and that would mean nothing. but if she doesn't, doctors would consider this is something important related to a syndrome or a disease. 

of course, San and Wooyoung were hoping this was only a backwardness, and they were trying their best to help her baby getting in her feet and walk. and their help worked, since she was now able to stand on her feet, and she was able to walk in her baby walker, or when someone hold both of her arms or hands. 

they were both waiting for the day she could walk. and the day she would say her first word.

     Wooyoung kept both his arms extended, waiting for her baby to try and move. which she did. she let go of the sofa with one hand, and faced one of her fathers. 

     “you're doing great, precious.” 

     as the happy and proud dad he was, his eyes were sparkling — just as his daughter's.

she left one of her feet, and before she could place it in front of the other one, she lost her balance and fell. Wooyoung reacted almost immediately, and caught up before she touched the ground. 

     “dad's here, precious. don't worry.”

he lulled her a little, and put her back in position.

“alright. try again! i'm sure you can do it!” 

     again, Wooyoung extended her arms to secure her, and she started all over again what she was doing. and with a hand on the sofa, she managed to do the three little steps separating her from Wooyoung.

Wooyoung picked her up and hugged her tightly. 

     “dad is proud of you, precious!”

Wooyoung was smiling as her tiny arms were around his neck. 

“wanna try again?” 

     when Aran nodded again, he put her back in position, and moved. this time, a few steps were separating them. but she was to do them without anything to hold to come to him.

     again, Wooyoung extended his arms, and encouraged his daughter to come. she was first whining, because Wooyoung was pushing her out of her comfort zone. but since she understood Wooyoung was promising her a hug, she stopped whining and tried.

     she made a first step, but fell after, when she had nothing else to hold onto. and again, Wooyoung caught her, and placed her around the sofa. 

     “again baby, i'm sure you can do it!” 

     a little tear was rolling down her cheek, but she wiped it away in the cutest way ever. this got Wooyoung's heart skip a few beats. he was deeply in love with his daughter..

     again, Wooyoung encouraged her. and she took two steps this time. she stopped when she realised she had nothing else to hold on, and purposely tried to fall. 

     “nooo, precious!”

Wooyoung caught her again, and forced her to stay up.

“only two steps left! you can do it love!”

with a little smile, he leaned over a little and whispered to her.

“you know.. if you make it, that would be the best surprise ever for appa, and he would be proud of you! just like me! should we surprise appa?” 

     when Aran nodded again, even though she was crying after the hard moment she had gone through, Wooyoung sat up, and extended his arms. he was smiling like crazy when she eventually managed to do them. 

     “Aran i'm so proud of you!!”

he hugged his daughter so tightly. he was also stroking her back softly, trying to soothe her. 

     he stood up with her little girl in his arms, and kissed her wet cheek. he placed her back on her feet. bending over her, he paced his hands on both sides of her to secure her, yet he wasn't touching her. 

     “let's go to Appa! he's in the kitchen, precious.” 

     Slowly but surely, they reached the kitchen. of course, sometimes Wooyoung helped her, and picked her up so she didn't have to walk all the way there. 

     “Appa! look at us!”

Wooyoung said in a high tone to catch San's attention. 

     just like before, he was keeping his hands around his baby's body — still without touching her — and followed each little faltering step. 

     San was looking at them with a big smile. his eyes were teary because of how happy he felt at this moment. their daughter made her first steps. it meant so much to them: she was growing up, she wasn't suffering from any syndrome or disease. and most importantly, she would have as much of a chance as any other kid to integrate into society.

     San picked her up with the same teary eyes, and kissed her cheeks multiple times. even Aran seemed to have understood the situation and was happy. she cutely wrapped her tiny arms around San's neck to hug him. 

     “baby you did it! Appa is so proud of you!!”

he hugged her tightly, showing her how much he loved her.

“you're a big girl, love..”

     “appa!”

both San and Wooyoung stopped when they heard Aran.

     “what- what did you say?”

Wooyoung's heart was beating so fast as he was processing what he just heard.

     “appa.”

     “that's... that's me! i'm your appa!”

the tears in San's eyes fell and rolled down his cheeks as he was hugging his girl softly.

     “oh my god.. Aran..”

Wooyoung almost cried too. he softly stroked his baby's head on his fiancé's shoulder. in his eyes, San could see how proud of them he was...

“we love you, precious.”

     “appa and dad love you to the moon and back.”

     Aran only giggled and let out a few babblings. she quickly fell asleep in San's arm, her appa. they both looked at her with pure love in their eyes, and tucked her to bed. 

     the future was full of good things, now...

[hawksugarbaby]

Deku x reader- Minecraft millionaire

Fluff

A/N: I use Xbox so these are Xbox controlls but feel free to change them as you see fit

Izuku sat on his bed flicking his eye's from the facetime with you to the screen in front of him continuously holding the right trigger on his controller and chewing his lip. "Wait what level do you find diamonds?" he asked glancing at his coordinates in the corner and you jumped around the world trying to escape a creeper "Fuck i'm gonna die! i'm gonna die! please NO!" you yelped and decided it was time to dig a hole in the ground and block it off. "Sorry, what did you ask?" you look at the phone propped up against your laptop and chuckle at Izuku's face scrunched up in concentration "uh, what level do you find diamonds" he repeated not taking his eye off the screen filled with grey stone blocks and dot's of black for coal. "12 to 14, usually 13 is like the best place"

You answered uncovering the hole you had dug in just as a creeper passed over you and fell into your 3 by 1 grave. "NOOO!" you screeched as the green mob flashed white and you tried to jump out of the inescapable hole for a final moments peace but to no avail. The unmistakable sound of a muffled explosion and the respawn screen, lighting your face up red and you let out a fake cry. "Did you die?" he asked despite the obvious answer. "Yeahh" you answered with a heavy sigh and respawned at home, grabbing a spare wooden sword and jumping over to the spot of your death. If nothing else you'd get a lot of dirt?

Izuku muttered about hitting his head off every block and you snickered "I mean at least you learned your lesson about digging straight down" he huffed and flailed his arms creating a cold air around him "it wasn't my fault no one told me I shouldn't dig straight down!" he had a point, yes, but still you had presumed that even he would know such a basic rule "I know, I know" you say nearing the site of the explosion and start sprinting ignoring the band of mobs chasing you.

"HOW IS MY STUFF STILL HERE. IT WAS LITERALLY NEXT TO ME?!" you yelped in surprise but ran around the area gathering your stuff and spammed the Y button, automatically gearing up and switched your sword to your hotbar along with your enchanted pickaxe and cooked chicken.

"Maybe the minecraft gods granted you... something?" Izuku laughed and popped out of his mine running to his furnace and dropping in a stack of Iron. "(y/n) I hear you need some cobblestone" Izuku said running to your house across from his and down the basement to your storage area. You groaned begrudgingly trying to fend off an army of spiders who had made it a personal goal of theirs to off you. "Izuku please don't contribute to the cobble chest. I'm begging you. I don't need more cobble" you whined sprinting away with 5x more Xp than you originally had. "Do you have lapiz?" you asked raking through his chests to find the blue material.

Izuku opened the chest almost full with cobble and finished it off with 12 more stacks, leaving one or himself. The green achievement bar popped up at the bottom of the screen "Chestful of cobblestone" and you clicked your tongue pushing your hands together like a prayer in front of your mouth "IZUKU. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'M GOING TO BURN YOUR COBBLE. STOP GIVING ME COBBLE, THAT GOES FOR ALL THE REST OF THE BOYS TOO!" your shouting could be heard throughout the dorm and some of the other minecraft players snickered to themselves.

Anytime, they had a stack or so of cobble, they would put it in one of your chests and it became a running joke for them to go "Hey (y/n) I heard you needed more cobble" and shove it in the chest despite your begging them not to. You had 3 chests of cobble but never got the achievement because you had burned the first 2 chestfulls before they could finish it off.

"Yes I have lapiz just give me a sec" he answered after your threat and jumped over to you. Meeting in front of your pumpkin farm you were jumping on. "If you fall you're gonna trample your crops" he said and you shrugged "that's what I have a diamond hoe for duh" you say in a bragging way as if having a diamond hoe of all things really just showed your wealth. You jumped off the pumpkin successfully not landing on your crops and spun around in front of Izuku as he threw lapiz at you "Is this what it's like to be a stripper" you chuckled and Izuku snorted at your joke. "Okay that's enough" you say, stopping him from throwing anymore and bouncing off to your enchantment table.

"I can't believe you had 4 extra diamonds and you made an enchantment table and a hoe" he sighed grabbing all the iron from his furnace and spinning to the crafting table to make a new pickaxe and a bucket for milk. He was determined to make a cake just as much as getting diamonds but there was a lack of cows due to bakugo's anger issues when he was in the server. "What would you even have done with them!?" "I COULD HAVE BOOTS (y/n)!" he shouted back and you purse your lips. He could have had boots...

"Okay well I'm sorry I'm rich and have full diamonds" you shrug and he looked up from his controller looking straight forward pinching the bridge of his nose "your a bitch" he laughed and started back down his mineshaft complaining about the steps hitting his head again. "You love me really" you chuckle and he rolls his eyes with a smile "yeah I know" you glance at the facetime and smile, 8 hours, 29 minutes 43 seconds you'd been on a call just playing minecraft in the server you ran for "the lads" as it had been dubbed.

"OOH IZUKU I JUST GOT FORTUNE 3 ON MY DIAMOND PICKAXE!" you exclaim, celebrating by jumping up and down. "Sweet! You're gonna have endless coal!" he laughed and you punched the air excitedly "so much Xp!" "we have an Xp farm" he retaliated and you pouted "Let me be exited" you whined and he awed "sorryyy" he said dragging it out for effect and you huffed "better be."

Izuku's inventory quickly filled with cobble, coal, and iron again, the occasional redstone for Xp and fuck gold, gold sucks. He stumbled into a cave, a platform of stone and on each side was a pool of lava. But Izuku's eyes lit up and he gasped "OH MY GOD!" he shouted digging through the wall to get to the prize. "WHAT!" you shouted back, busy breeding the chickens and throwing eggs in the overcrowded pen. "Sorry but some of you guys have gotta go" you muttered brandishing your iron sword, specifically named "the chicken killer" since you didn't want to waste your diamond sword on chickens. "DIAMONDS!" he shouted back building a platform around the edge of the lave he could walk on and building under the diamonds for safety.

"OH OH MY GOD WAIT THERE AND I'LL MINE THEM FOR YOU!" you say abandoning the chickens and jumping over to his house again. "wait why. This is my moment I've literally never found diamonds and you're gonna take them from me" he asked looking at the phone, your face twisted with concentration. "Because I have fortune 3 and I can make 8 diamonds like 24" you said. "can I mine these ones and tell you when I find more instead I want to mine my own first diamonds." you stopped at the entrance jumping up and down in frustration "okay fine"

As Izuku ventured further into the cave earning probably half a new chest worth of cobble he shouted for you. "I found more diamonds." you immediately sprang into life holding the left stick to go down quicker. "Okay yeah this is really inconvenient" you agreed about bumping your head on the way down and landed at his shaft. "Uhh which way am I going" you asked. "Left" he said. You followed the trail of torches and Izuku's name tag that got bigger the closer you were eventually running into the same square as him. "Move back I can't see" you instructed and he scooted backwards.

You swung the enchanted pickaxe collecting the aqua gems and throwing them at izuku. "That's like 20 something," you said, shrugging at the phone and running off back home. "That was 28" he said running after you to finally make his full iron armor and tools "I have 33 in total" he grabbed sticks from his unorganised chests that you despised and for the first time, made diamond armor in minecraft.

"Oh my god he's wearing BLUE! It doesn't match your colour scheme" you cried shielding your eyes and looking away. "Sorry (y/n) let me just dye my diamonds green real quick" he said, throwing an emerald at you and you feigned shock. "A MIRACLE. TRULY"

"Okay I wanna enchant it" he said following you to the enchantment table. "We do have those enchanted books if you want something specific?" you said but he shook his head "nah i'm doing it old fashioned" he said standing at the enchantment table and taking his time going through, enchanting each item with its purple iridescence.

"What did you get?" you asked, jumping around him excitedly and he hovered over each item. "Respiration on the helmet, projectile protection and unbreaking, wait I got unbreaking as well?" he asked looking at you through the facetime "it does that sometimes" you shrugged and he raised his eyebrows and hummed with the newfound knowledge. "Those on chestplate, protection on the jeans-" "leggings" "whatever, and feather falling on the boots" he said putting all his armor back on and going over his tools "efficiency on the pickaxe, efficiency on the axe, unbreaking on the hoe, unbreaking on the shovel, and fire aspect on the sword" he said stabbing a chicken that immediately went up in flames. "Roast chicken for life!" you cheered.

"Okay you have your full diamond now come to the nether" you said standing in the swirling portal and Izuku whined. "Literally what for!" he asked standing next to you despite his disinterest and the loading screen popped up. "For that Xp, gotta get that nether quartz" you said jumping to a clump of nether quartz and letting the green spheres fall on you watching the bar go up. "(y/n) What's the bridge for?" he asked walking over to the bridge ignoring the magma slime jumping toward you.

"What bri- AGH FUCK NO NO YOU CUBE FUCKING BITCH THINK YOU CAN JUMP ON ME LIKE I'M SOME WHORE WHO DO YOU THINK I AM" (A real thing i've said playing minecraft with my friends) he turned around just as the magma divided into 4 then each of those into another 4 until there were none. "Don't go on that bridge you will absolutely die" you warned and he backed up onto the bridge anyway. You were surprised he even made it halfway before a ghast needed to tell him his place and shoot him right into the neon orange below. "YOUR FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT"

Bonus content

Kaminari, bakugo, and kirishima all joined the call loading up minecraft not expecting to get an earful of your abuse to Izuku who was crying into his controller "I FUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO GO ON THE BRIDGE BECAUSE A GHAST WOULD KNOCK YOU OFF BUT WHAT DID YOU DO. GO ON THE BRIDGE. I LITERALLY JUST GOT YOU THOSE DIAMONDS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU BROCCOLI. I WASTED MY FORTUNE BUFF ON YOU."

You loved him really. But you would never be taking him to the nether again.

A/n: What is your relationship with Izuku here? That's for you to decide. Also these are all things that have happened to me while in minecraft with my friends.