#Zack is NOT straight

[mushroom-winners-proof]

ooh baby it's a double upload

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Long Night

Kinktober Day 18 Kinktober Prompt: Thigh Riding/Face Riding Summary: Slade’s back home after a long mission and he knows exactly what he wants. Pairing: Slade Wilson/Deathstroke x Reader Word Count: 1,180 Warnings: fem-receiving oral, face riding, thigh riding, murder mentioned

Fandom: DCEU/Justice League (Snyder Cut) Rating: SMUT, 18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

A hot shower fixed everything. Long day sitting at a desk? Hot shower. Exhausted from your workout? Hot shower. Spend a few hours doing a few side gigs and ended it covered in blood and grime? Extra hot shower. The last one was your position, though what you called a side gig was committing any number of crimes indiscriminately; you'd burned and robbed houses and offices for the insurance money and you'd committed your fair share of murders too but your forte was hacking and theft, you left the murders to your husband. By the time you pulled yourself out of your thoughts, the water had begun to run cold. You washed the remaining conditioner out of your hair and soap off your body before shutting the water off. With a nice fluffy towel around your body, you get your hair mostly dry before strolling into the bedroom.

You immediately yelped in surprise when you saw your husband laying in bed, arms folded behind his head and his eyes-well, his good eye- closed. Your hand that was reaching for the gun in the bathroom cabinet fell to your side with an exasperated sigh. "You know, most husbands greet their wives when they return after being gone for almost two months," you make sure your voice is dripping with sarcasm. "You were in the shower and I wanted to give you peace. Besides baby, I just got home anyway," he reasoned, flashing you an extra tired-looking grin. "C'mon, c'mere, I missed you," he patted his lap and looked at you with his bottom lip in a slight pout. When you started to object, he started gently pulling you towards the bed and when you were close enough, he pulled you into the bed and had you straddle his thigh.

His hands rested on your hips and he grinned as he shoved your towel off, throwing it towards the bathroom "and in case you haven't noticed I'm wearing your favorite of my tactical pants." "I might've noticed," you said, humming at the way his thigh flexed under the fabric that was pressed against your exposed core. "You wanna ride my thigh, babygirl?" He asked, his hands coming up to gently fondle your chest, flicking his thumb over your nipples.

Slowly, you began rocking your hips against his thigh, the rough texture of the fabric providing just enough stimulation to make you want more. Your hands rested on his shoulders for support as you rocked your hips faster, small quiet moans fell from your lips each time your clit came into contact with the material. "Aw, you haven't touched yourself since I left, have you, baby? Been a good girl while I was away?" He asked as his eyes wandered over your already disheveled state. You shook your head; you hadn't had time, you kept yourself busy to avoid worrying about him. "Good, good girl," he praised softly, his hand coming up to wrap around your neck as you desperately moved your hips faster for more friction.

Slowly, he tightened his fingers around your neck and he pulled you down into a bruising kiss. It was almost the embodiment of him; rough, violent, and most of all dominating. A couple of times you felt your teeth clash with his but he held you there, leaving you no choice but to take what he gave. Slade roughly bit your bottom lip and the minute your mouth opened enough, he forced his tongue in, fighting yours for dominance. "Gonna soak my pantleg, baby? You gonna cum just from the friction alone?" He taunted after looking down at the spot on his pants that was quickly becoming drenched in your arousal as you rode his thigh. He knew you were getting close when you buried your face in his chest.

"Stop," he suddenly said, grabbing your hips and stilling them. "Noo!" You objected with a frustrated sigh, you'd been so close. "Sorry, baby, that's not what I want you to be riding when you cum," Slade said, patting your thigh affectionately. "Up." Reluctantly, you moved to sit on the bed beside him while he moved to lay down more full, his head resting more evenly on the mattress. He looked at you with that damned smirk of his "c'mere, babygirl, give daddy a taste of what he's been missing." You didn't hesitate before carefully straddling his face. Your eyes instantly fluttered shut as you lowered yourself onto him, his beard already tickling and scratching your inner thighs. His tongue took long, slow swipes up your cunt before circling your clit.

He smacked your thigh lightly, telling you to move your hips and you obliged. Your hips slowly rocked back and forth, his tongue toying with your entrance every so often between desperate swipes of his tongue. His grip on your thighs tightened before he bulled you down further onto his face, moaning against your lips and send vibrations through to your very center. "Fuck..Slade..." you muttered, already out of breath. You leaned forward and tightly gripped onto the headboard with both hands for support, panting some and closing your eyes. He expertly alternated between sucking your clit harshly to invading your quivering hole with his tongue, using your thighs to hold you as close to his face as possible. You chanted the word 'fuck' like a mantra, all but grinding onto his face desperately chasing your release.

Your movements only became more desperate and your sounds louder as you felt your climax building up, the coil quickly tightening and tightening in your lower abdomen. "Slade!" You nearly yelled out when the coil finally snapped. He eagerly lapped up your juices as you came down, squeezing your thighs hard enough to leave bruises in place of his fingers. His tongue gradually slowed down as you came down from your heavenly high. On wobbly legs, you raised yourself off of his face and let yourself collapse into bed beside him. He looked over at you with a smirk, his beard drenched in you "you were so desperate I didn't even have to use my fingers to get you off." "I missed you, Slade, you know I always do," you mumbled tiredly as you tried to curl up against his side. He stopped you and laid you flat on your back again, this time he was the one straddling you, his arms caging you in beneath him "and I missed you too, babygirl."

"Think you can give me another one?" He asked as he unzipped his pants, pushing them and his boxers down enough to free his painfully erect member. You gave a nod and lazily wrapped your legs around his waist "whatever you want, Slade." He leaned down to capture your lips in a comparatively gentle kiss, making sure you got a perfectly good taste of yourself on his tongue before he buried himself in you with one swift thrust. He sighed reveled in the quiet gasp you made, followed by the whimper of being overstimulated. You'd be in for a long night, you always were when he came back home.

Tag Team: @bdffkierenwalker​

[disfordevineaux]

oh what I’d give to have a Community-paintball-assassin-western-then-starwars-theme episode for Carmen Sandiego. Beach episode? No, give me the true anarchy that comes with a game of paintball assassin to test the limits of our favourite characters.

[shad0w-ink]

This is the randomest(randomnest??) shit I have every posted, but I recently started re-watching Bones with a friend and since Im older and gayer now I decided to make it gay so have some Zack/Hodgins.

Yes I have watched the entire series, no Im not gonna talk about it.

Let me live in happiness and ignorance with my 300.000 headcanons.

[devxoid]

if i think about them for too long i start crying </3

[helzindas]

random aphmau sketches from different times this year

-first is katelyns family -second is dante -third is another dante in a different style -fourth is travlyn -fifth is ein and zack in mss6 era

—>also yuh katelyn is wearing an irene symbol necklace i have a whole hc abt religion in the aphverse and which characters r religious

[brockachu]

zack macewen x slayyyter - self destruct

[not-so-incorrect-mystreet-quotes]

Zack: At this point, I think straight people have gone extinct. I cannot find one anymore.

Derek: Me and Garte are straight though?

Zack: You literally fuck each other on saturday and flirt- Where is the straight??

Garte: Actually! It's only gay if we kiss, so your logic is actually flawed! We are still straight.

Zack:...I am done now.

[pixiedreamclub]

Zack de la Rocha

Hard Stance (1987)

[fubukisimp]

zack: i just want to say im part of the lgbtq community and this is my best friend daniel, he’s an ally, talk daniel

daniel: ally!

[mortalbumblebeecat]

Today is the last day of 2021.

Here are my Top 10 All-Time Favorite Movies of 2021.

Reblog if any of them are your favorite as well.

[incorrect-93-rangers]

Someone: Is anyone here straight?

Kimberly: ....

Trini: ....

Zack: ....

Billy: ....

Jason: [Puts his hand up]

Zack: [Pushes Jason's hand back down]

Aisha: ....

Adam: ....

Kat: ....

Rocky: [Puts his hand up]

Adam: [Pushes Rocky's hand back down]

[beheworthy]

Arthur Curry + staring looking at Mera

Bonus: 

[nikkiswiki]

cue another rendition of “ways Rachels friends could be absolutely blindsided by the fact that she’s bffs with a serial killer”

I have no idea how shana’s going to go about it in quiet like a fight but I await patiently and eagerly.

Don’t tag as zackray

[keykidpilipili]

Me loooking at the centaur world trailer world months ago: meh doesn’t seem that appealing.

Me after having binged it all afternoon: You’RE OkAY YouRE ALright! Q-Q

[zacksnydered]

me rewatching bvs ywt again cos i have good taste