#a biscuit's rambles

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

okay but it's HILARIOUS that we only call goncharov by his last name. we literally use nobody else's last name exclusively, but goncharov? at this point i'm not even sure my man has a first name. i mean, even andrey calls him goncharov and they're like this close to making out on screen

[enough-spider-noir-stuff]

Hobie is the peak of

"are you a boy or a girl?"

"i'm a punk"

"but what's in your pants?"

"safety pins, a lighter, i dunno, i don't keep track of that"

"what are your pronouns tho??"

"whatever"

"are you a man????"

"no i'm an anarchist"

[i-just-think-that-clones]

*late at night in the mess hall* Anakin, about to pour himself another cup of caff: Coric, swooping in our of nowhere, stealing it right from his hands: nope don't even kriffing think about it Coric: *glares until Anakin buggers off* Rex, taking another sip from his cup while working on a report: Coric, appearing out of fucking nowhere: you have had More Than Enough, sir- Rex, surrendering his caff bc he's been recently sedated for that exact reason and has other means to keep him awake, backing off at least for the moment: Coric, with two cups of caff in hands: Coric: Kix, walking in just in time to see Coric chugging both mugs at once: CORIC NO--

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

So like. Drac daily starts again right

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

happy pride specifically to everyone who went "yes i'm very interested in the queer community and trying to learn more and yes some things are very relatable BUT i'm totally not part of it myself" and then needed some time before going "oh"

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

Okay but like. Now that AO3 is up again.

Comment.

Please, seriously, comment. Aside from the amazing volunteers, it needs writers to function, and community, and speaking as a writer comments are keeping these fics alive.

Just a "I really enjoyed reading this!" will absolutely make an author's day.

I just got a "!!" every time I updated my multichapter fic and I knew this person was still reading, was keeping up, enjoyed it! It's literally just two exclamation marks but they mean the world to me!

You don't have to be long or elaborate or even comprehensible. Just, show your authors that you appreciate them. Keep the community alive. Keep fandom alive.

[enough-spider-noir-stuff]

noir and hobie speak especially much slang when talking to each other until their conversations are entirely incomprehensible to any- and everyone else. the truth is, they don't actually understand the other one's type of slang either but they'll never admit that because they think it's funny as hell (and you can pry that headcanon from my cold dead hands)

[enough-spider-noir-stuff]

Okay hear me out.

The spider gang calling Spidey Noir "grandpa" because he's from the 1930s and especially because they know he's a teenager

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

I'm so ashamed of myself. I have done so much research for the 1930s noir fic and yet I missed this. I could have made them live through an extremely cold time, like, some of the most extreme weather in New York. February 1934. But nooo. I'm past that. I'm in early 1935. Fuck damn it.

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

you follow multiple of my sideblogs that are not at all related To one another it is quite interesting to me

But it makes sense now because i know haveyoueverconsideredpiracy (as in they are mutuals with my moots)

wait i do? which ones and who are you

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

Saw a post where several people shared their coming-outs as ace and... well, there was an overwhelming amount of non-understanding and your standard "i don't think you're ace because" phrases and it's honestly disheartening.

So! I want some ace positivity! Please share your positive experiences with being ace!

[enough-spider-noir-stuff]

okay but hobie absolutely takes ages to get dressed in the morning. like that is a punk with years of adding trinkets and details and shit to his outfit and you bet your ass nothing he'll ever stop wearing anything once it's an established part of his routine look.

like, doing his hair will already take time, eyeliner + lipstick, and all the accessoires.... like this guy has a shitton of those. take it from someone who wears 10 bracelets plus like five other pieces of "jewelry" every day and that's not even including the belt thingies he's wearing. and also lacing those boots?? takes A Fuckin While. half an hour at least until he's ready to set one foot outside even for like, just a quick trip.

i also need a fic with others realising just how much time and thought he puts into that bc i don't think people are generally all that aware lmao

[enough-spider-noir-stuff]

I think Hobie is scarily smart but also not at all books-smart. He can understand really complicated stuff (see: him literally building a dimension watch from scratch) but also his education sucked majorly and he has no idea how everything works/is called "properly".

He knows pretty well what he can do, but he also consistently underestimates just how much that is, compared to most people.

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

"Well but i can't call a human an it--"

My teeth morph into fangs, my fingers curl into claws, my limbs grow longer, spines rip through my clothes and glowing red eyes, too many eyes of fire and darkness stare at you. I am ripping through your flesh, biting, tearing. I'm not human anymore; but you should have respected my pronouns before, when you had the chance.

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

I DO NOT LIKE FAKE DESTIEL NEWS BLOGS. I AM READY TO BELIEVE WHAT THE DESTIEL MEME SAYS IT IS AN ACCREDITED NEWS SOURCE AND IT GIVES ME A HEART ATTACK EVERY TIME. WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS